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Hopeless romantic Rishi hopes to woo Dimple at a summer course after seeing her photo on a matrimonial website - but marriage is far from her mind. Dimple learns why she was really allowed to come to Jaipur. Bonding with Dimple during a class assignment, Rishi hopes they'll be paired for a project.
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00:00THE TRUTH
00:10Kleep.
00:13Indian chicks have gotten no chill, man.
00:17What the fuck did you do?
00:22What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
00:25You know, all of you are here for a reason.
00:28Someone wants to study, someone wants to go on a date.
00:31Someone wants a wife, but I want Wi-Fi.
00:37Because Jaipur's internet speed is slower than the brains of these dimwits.
00:41I wish I was at home, bro, in California.
00:44I'd open for gigs at Moe's, chill at Ryan's party,
00:48chat up with Phoebe from Computer Science.
00:50Summer is for her.
00:52This is not summer, this is...suffer.
00:55Oh, hello.
00:56Hello, hello.
00:57There's a queue. Everyone's been waiting for an hour.
00:59I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
01:01Where are you standing?
01:02Her again?
01:04What's her problem?
01:06I'll have to tolerate such psychos for three months.
01:09Fuck my life.
01:11Mental note?
01:13Stay away from her.
01:14She's bad news.
01:16Wait a minute. It's not about the girls.
01:18Don't talk about the girls.
01:20It's not about the girls.
01:22I swear to God, this entire thing feels like an extended episode of Man vs. Wild.
01:27And the entire credit goes to...
01:31Hey, Mom.
01:32Harsh, what is this three-month pause thing?
01:35You don't even study here.
01:38Try to understand, Harsh.
01:40Your grandparents are not going to be around forever.
01:43You spend quality time with them...
01:45Yeah, Mom, every quality second I spend away from them shatters my soul.
01:49How much does Grandpa need me for?
01:51Every day he asks me to fix his Tadas dish.
01:53A little higher.
01:55This way?
01:57Down?
01:59That's... okay.
02:03Grandpa, I don't think it works that way.
02:05I gotta be honest.
02:06And Grandma loves me so much that every day she has a new name for me.
02:09Himesh, son.
02:10Uh, Harsh.
02:11Write something for Anju.
02:14When she was in third grade, there was a handwriting competition.
02:18She came in second.
02:20She's a gem.
02:22A gem.
02:23Harsh.
02:24See?
02:25Seriously, where did Mom get me?
02:30I don't know.
02:31There's a lot of off-scene here, bro.
02:33It's like...
02:34I'm in an escape room...
02:36with no escape.
02:44That's why I have to go to the Katara Institute.
02:47At least I can sit there and download some educational videos.
02:52Only me and my teacher, Ms. Mia Malkova.
03:15Dear mother,
03:17I have a small house
03:19where an old grandma lives.
03:21Would you like to marry that grandma's grandson?
03:27Yes.
03:29Yes.
03:31Yes.
03:45Rishi.
03:47Did you meet Dimple?
03:54What is this, Grandma? You're laughing at me too.
03:59Grandma, the coffee date went really well.
04:01You should consider it a match.
04:05Grandma, you should think that you'll get a call from her parents
04:08saying that we rejected your son.
04:10Oh, dear.
04:11You started an actually without even telling them your name.
04:15But she must have seen the photo, Grandma.
04:17You look much more handsome in the photo.
04:21Let her anger cool down today.
04:24Start from the beginning tomorrow.
04:27Okay.
04:28I'll try again tomorrow.
04:31Rishi.
04:32Hmm?
04:33How did you like Dimple?
04:45Hmm?
05:02Do you use coconut shampoo?
05:05Yeah.
05:06It's lovely. I'm allergic.
05:08What?
05:15Hi, I'm so sorry. We got up on the wrong foot...
05:17Listen, what's your problem?
05:19I'm Rishi.
05:20I mean, it's not my problem.
05:22My name is Rishi.
05:26Rishi Singh?
05:28So?
05:29So, what's your problem?
05:31I'm Rishi.
05:32I mean, it's not my problem.
05:34My name is Rishi.
05:36I mean, it's not my problem.
05:38My name is Rishi.
05:40Rishi Singh?
05:42So?
05:44So?
05:46Rishi Singh Shekhawat.
05:54You're Dimple, right?
05:55Dimple Hoja.
05:56How do you know my name?
05:58Have you been stalked?
05:59No, no.
06:00Listen, I'm telling you.
06:01Your mom...
06:04She set us up, right?
06:06To be your future wife.
06:10You didn't know?
06:13You didn't know?
06:17Sorry, I'm sorry.
06:27Hello?
06:30Hello?
06:31Hello?
06:32Hello?
06:33Hello?
06:35Hey.
06:38Myself, 41.
06:42Zeenat.
06:45Myself, Zeenat Kareem.
06:48Pleased to meet you, Kareem.
06:51Myself, 36.
07:00You must be nervous, right?
07:02Amidst these kids?
07:04No.
07:06These kids should be nervous.
07:10Sit, sir.
07:11May I take this opportunity to get your autograph, please?
07:19Where did you get this?
07:20I don't even have this.
07:22Sir, this is the very first edition, sir.
07:24I'm your biggest fan.
07:26Very big fan, sir.
07:32What's your name?
07:33I'm Mohit Mohan Mohite, sir.
07:35Momo.
07:41I'll keep this, man.
07:48Thank you very much.
07:54Are you a celebrity?
07:58Give it to me.
08:02Guys.
08:04My name is Siddharth Sinha.
08:06Sid.
08:08The biggest tech company in the world is Apple.
08:10Is he our teacher?
08:12There was once somebody who owned 150,000 shares of Apple.
08:17Someone that you'll never expect.
08:19Who was that?
08:22Ahuja, right?
08:23Yes, sir.
08:24Sir, in 1997, Apple was almost bankrupt.
08:29That's when someone with 150 million dollars...
08:31Ahuja.
08:33I asked for your name, not your story.
08:35Sir.
08:36Bill Gates.
08:37Bill Gates.
08:38Microsoft saves its biggest competitor.
08:42What did you learn from this, Khatiyar?
08:47That competition should be healthy.
08:49Exactly.
08:50In the next three months,
08:51you all will make one app for each team.
08:55Per team.
08:56And the team with the best app
08:59will get a really cool internship.
09:01Excited?
09:02Yes, sir.
09:05Hey, Agarwal.
09:07Hi.
09:08Hey.
09:09Welcome.
09:11I heard that
09:12there are a lot of naughty downloads on the college Wi-Fi.
09:16Missing America way too much.
09:18But I'll tell you one thing.
09:19You can surpass all of them.
09:21Let's watch porn.
09:23Yeah.
09:25You guys know, right?
09:26Porn is one of the biggest contributors
09:29to the success of internet.
09:31Video streaming started with porn.
09:34Also, online money transactions started with porn.
09:38That's because sex drives the entire human race, sir.
09:42What? I don't agree.
09:44Sir, I think it's not because of the adult film industry.
09:48I think progress happens when you don't see a problem as a problem,
09:51but as an opportunity.
09:53Oh, we have a Nanni Nahata fangirl in the class.
09:56Come, let's watch Nanni Nahata's TED Talks.
09:59To be honest, they're very helpful.
10:01Yeah.
10:03When I can't sleep, I turn one on.
10:05It comes on in two minutes.
10:09Okay.
10:10Have you all thought of your app ideas?
10:12Who wants to entertain me first?
10:14Oh.
10:18Ramaswami.
10:19Visualize your app.
10:22Sir, this is a dating app
10:24in which you have to impress a girl.
10:26But in 140 characters or less.
10:29Basically, Twitter and Tinder's twin.
10:32Let me demonstrate.
10:36Shahana, I'm a very progressive guy.
10:39I'm fully feminist towards females.
10:41I'm also a gentle lover.
10:44The most important thing about me is that I...
10:52Rejected.
10:53Sir, did the girl reject me or you?
10:56Both.
10:59Next.
11:00Sir, I have an app.
11:02Tamang.
11:06Pandu.
11:08It's basically a really cool app
11:11that tells you where the cops are.
11:14In case you're driving to play drums.
11:17Pandu on the right. Please take left.
11:19Hey, Tamang.
11:21What if your app tells you to take left
11:23and you take right?
11:24Should I give you an irresponsible idea?
11:28You guys go out of class.
11:29Go to Jaipur.
11:31Do whatever.
11:33And come back with a photo.
11:36It better not be a selfie.
11:38A photo that shows me, that tells me
11:41who you are.
11:42In Jaipur.
11:44Find yourself.
11:46Then who knows?
11:48Something might just click.
11:51And yeah.
11:53Don't take this assignment lightly.
11:56Because on the basis of your photographs
11:59I will divide you into two teams.
12:02The same teams will be there for three months.
12:06I have a full day today, Sid sir.
12:08Come, I'll take you around Jaipur on video call.
12:11It's time for me to take a nap.
12:13I'll go in the evening and take a photo
12:15and I'll take such a photo
12:17that Sid sir will first give me a scholarship
12:21and then an internship.
12:22And in the future, the partnership will be 49-50.
12:24Awesome!
12:25Let's go, Harsh Agarwal.
12:26Welcome to 45 degrees Celsius.
12:28150 degrees.
12:29150 degrees.
12:31Hey, Naughty America!
12:32Who's shop is this?
12:3320 degrees Celsius.
12:34Much better.
12:35Vincent Chase of the poor.
12:36Hurry up!
12:37At least I'll have a cool head.
12:39Not such a bad start to the course, I guess.
12:51Dimple!
12:54Dimple!
12:59Can I come with you?
13:01I hope you don't mind.
13:03Sure.
13:04Can we go tripling?
13:05Your boob is feeling me.
13:07Her boob is feeling you.
13:08Shut up!
13:09Come on, let's go.
13:11Rishi, look!
13:13Amrita, this is a bad idea.
13:15Please leave her alone.
13:16We're our guests in Rajasthan, Rishi.
13:18Will she sing Padharo Mare Desh?
13:20This is a very bad idea.
13:21Hey, guys!
13:22Hi!
13:23Shall we do the assignment together?
13:24Oh, perf!
13:25Come in.
13:27It's very hot, isn't it?
13:28I'll take a puff too.
13:34I don't know what to do.
13:36I mean, where do I look for myself?
13:38Zeenat, it's Jaipur.
13:40It's a whole day.
13:41Let's drive around.
13:42We'll find something.
13:50Bab, if our pictures are similar,
13:52we'll have to include Sid in one team.
13:54Okay?
13:57Wow!
13:59Yes!
14:00Yes!
14:20Why isn't he moving his tail?
14:22It's not a tail, it's a bunk.
14:24Yes, tail, bunk, whatever.
14:25Why is it not doing its thing?
14:27Okay, you know, so they spread their feathers like that
14:29to attract peahens.
14:31What if he's into peacocks?
14:35Hey, listen, I have an idea.
14:38Woo!
14:41Woo!
14:48Woo!
14:50Woo!
15:00Dimple?
15:01Water?
15:02No, thanks.
15:11Is there a problem?
15:15Ma'am, it's me.
15:20The person you're calling is not answering.
15:24Dimple?
15:26You okay?
15:27Yeah.
15:32Listen, once again, I'm really sorry.
15:34I didn't know that so much...
15:35Why are you apologizing?
15:37Because the person who should be apologizing isn't answering.
15:40You've been fraudulent, too.
15:42My mom should be apologizing to you, too.
15:44Get married.
15:45How will you get married?
15:46When will you get married?
15:48If you were so fond of getting married,
15:49you would've done it 10 times yourself.
15:50This has been going on in my house for 17 years.
15:52On loop.
15:53Because if you're a girl,
15:55you can't have any other dream other than marriage.
15:58You don't have to study.
15:59You're not allowed to have ambitions.
16:01You're 18 now.
16:02Very good, son. Get ready.
16:03What for?
16:04You have three options.
16:05Marriage, marriage, or marriage.
16:09You know,
16:10I was so happy
16:12when
16:14my mom gave me permission
16:15to join the course.
16:17I was like, finally,
16:19she's understanding.
16:20She's trying.
16:21Clearly not.
16:22Understand your family.
16:24Find yourself in Jaipur.
16:27Life feels like a bunch of fucking assignments, man.
16:30You know what?
16:31This is me.
16:32A fucking penguin in India.
16:38To be honest,
16:39it's a ridiculous assignment.
16:40I mean, come on.
16:41Find yourself in one day.
16:44There are 40, 50-year-olds out there
16:46who are still looking for themselves.
16:48They're starting the second inning of their lives.
16:51And we?
16:53We're 18.
16:5518 fucking years old, man.
16:57We're restless.
16:58We're selfish.
16:59We're grade-A scumbags.
17:01That's who we are.
17:02Smile.
17:04Do it.
17:07What a stupid assignment.
17:08If you don't know what to look for, how do you find it?
17:10You want to eat something?
17:12I can't stop.
17:13My assignment should be the best.
17:15You can eat if you want to.
17:17No, it's okay.
17:18It's not even my assignment.
17:19Yours is easy.
17:21Really?
17:23Take a picture of your wedding dress.
17:25You like to get married, don't you?
17:26What do you mean?
17:27It's not my hobby.
17:29Oh, I know.
17:32Take a vermillion,
17:33fill someone's forehead and click a picture.
17:35One arrow, two arrows.
17:37How do you know the price of a vermillion, Mr. Dimpya?
17:41Yuck.
17:45Hey, hey.
17:46I got my idea.
17:47Let's go.
17:48Please, please, come.
17:49Where?
17:50Come.
17:51I've told you.
17:52You'll be back in India in a week.
17:54By the way, how much do you pay for this?
18:04What are you staring at?
18:05Don't you have anything better to do?
18:07I've bought a ticket.
18:08I'm going to watch a movie.
18:09Sorry, sir.
18:11Have you ever tried?
18:21Huh?
18:27It's a movie from head to toe, isn't it?
18:32What's this?
18:34Manohar's Shrikhand.
18:36It's famous in Jaipur.
18:37Oh, I didn't know.
18:41I'll eat it after the assignment.
18:44Shrikhand gets spoiled if you stay out for too long.
18:48Then there's not much time.
18:51Let's go.
19:00The view is good.
19:01The lighting is good.
19:02What are we waiting for?
19:04We have to click a flying photo.
19:06Oh, I get it.
19:08So you're one of those birds who now has wings.
19:11That's cool.
19:12Can I help?
19:13No.
19:15I want to do it myself.
19:16It's my assignment.
19:18Yeah, so I'll fly and you...
19:19No!
19:21Photography is about capturing the moment.
19:24Not creating the moment.
19:26Fine, I was just trying to help.
19:30I think it doesn't want to fly.
19:32It's very comfortable.
19:34Like you.
19:37What do you mean?
19:39No, I mean...
19:41You must have found everything comfortable in life.
19:44Perfect business, perfect family, perfect parents, perfect life.
19:47Everyone's sitting at home.
19:49You're right.
20:05Yeah, I do have a perfect life.
20:08Perfect family, perfect parents.
20:11You're right.
20:19Do you see that white bird sitting far away?
20:22Is that you?
20:24No.
20:25What's its name?
20:27Saras.
20:29Krill.
20:31You can find it in Azadar.
20:37Do you want some shrikhand?
20:39Nice.
20:40The team is Malhotra and Kareem.
20:47Make fun of me.
20:48Let's see who gets caught first.
20:50Any app ideas?
20:52Yes, sir.
20:55The Zombie Race.
20:56It's an app with zombies, of course.
20:58And you have to run.
20:59And I have to run.
21:00And I have to run.
21:01And I have to run.
21:02And I have to run.
21:03And I have to run.
21:04And I have to run.
21:05And I have to run.
21:06And I have to run.
21:07And I have to run.
21:08Obviously, with a twist.
21:10In this game, you don't have to run from zombies.
21:12In fact, the player is a zombie himself.
21:14And he's running from us humans.
21:16After all, humans are like that.
21:19Rejected.
21:21It's Temple Run with zombies.
21:23Really original.
21:27Kareem.
21:28App idea?
21:29Sir, she has nothing to offer.
21:33Actually, I have a small idea.
21:37These kids these days...
21:41They use so many short forms.
21:45They all come out of my head.
21:47Perf.
21:48Aff.
21:49Bullshit.
21:50That's why I thought...
21:51If I thought wrong, I'm sorry, sir.
21:54But I thought...
21:57If I make a dictionary app...
22:00Then...
22:02People in their 70s like us can also become millionaires.
22:05Shut up, Rose.
22:07Finally, a good idea.
22:09Well done, Kareem.
22:12You don't have to worry at all.
22:16Alright.
22:17Let's find our team number 9.
22:20Katyal.
22:22And...
22:24Matthews.
22:27But why, sir?
22:29The contrast.
22:30Yeah, but goals and sensibilities should match, sir.
22:34You can't just pair him with anybody.
22:36The similarities, sir.
22:37Yes, of course.
22:38You actually make a very good point.
22:40Let's take your photo.
22:41This one.
22:42Right?
22:43Very nice.
22:44And this is...
22:45Momo's photo.
22:49Similarities.
22:50Sir, he stole my picture.
22:52I clicked it.
22:53I have it on my Instagram.
22:54I can just show it to you right now.
22:55Yeah.
22:56If Momo had to steal one photo from the entire internet...
22:59She stole it from your Instagram.
23:01What can I do?
23:02This is...
23:03This match is made in heaven.
23:04I now pronounce you team number 10.
23:08You're stupid.
23:09Same pinch.
23:13Sir.
23:14Can I please share my idea?
23:16Sure.
23:22This uncle has diabetes.
23:24This auntie, his wife...
23:26Say hello.
23:27Hi.
23:28Cute.
23:29This auntie is going to install our app on his smartwatch.
23:32Whenever this uncle's blood sugar level rises...
23:35Auntie will know.
23:36Sir.
23:37Such apps can make people hyper-conscious.
23:39It's not good.
23:40Ahuja.
23:41Speak when you're spoken to.
23:45Matthews.
23:46Any app ideas?
23:52Matthews.
23:53Sir, I'll go with Krish's.
23:54Team number 11.
23:56Ahuja.
23:59And...
24:02Hmm.
24:07Agarwal.
24:10Sorry, Shikhawat.
24:11Couldn't pay you with your...
24:13Wife.
24:14Future wife.
24:16So...
24:17Class key little...
24:19Miss know-it-all.
24:21Meet your partner.
24:23Mr. Naughty America.
24:26I'm 100% sure you don't have any app ideas.
24:32But, I'm 500% sure...
24:34That you do have...
24:36One app idea.
24:38Sir, there's an app and a name.
24:40May I?
24:41Sure.
24:43So, Wishlist is basically a life coach app...
24:46Which will make a flowchart of your success.
24:49Okay.
24:50So that you can follow your real-life idol step-by-step.
24:54Like my real-life idol is Nandini Nahata.
24:57Ah!
24:5821 paymasters.
25:0226 paymasters.
25:03My first 50 million startup deal.
25:08Dollars, not rupees.
25:11And then many, many, many TED Talks later...
25:1429 paymasters.
25:15My first Forbes 30 under 30 cover.
25:20Full marks for effort.
25:22Zero for idea.
25:23Rejected.
25:25Sir, I don't think you got the idea.
25:27Your idea is ridiculous.
25:28You're saying your app will turn Tamang into Elon Musk?
25:32Also, Sid sir...
25:34Wishlist's name is a little off.
25:37How about Copycat?
25:41Ahuja.
25:42Change your idol.
25:43Also, why don't you just make an app for future wives?
25:47Future housewives.
25:50Enough.
25:51That leaves us with Betsaria and Shekhar, your team number 12.
25:55Sir, it's a unique dating app which uses different parameters...
25:58To check the compatibility between two people.
26:01Tamang.
26:03Sir, should I continue?
26:04Yeah, yeah, sure.
26:06Hello?
26:07Dimple?
26:08Sorry, dear.
26:09I just saw your missed call.
26:11You know what happened today?
26:12I got stuck in the bathroom.
26:14Mom, at least say something other than a lie sometimes.
26:18Oh-ho.
26:19What happened?
26:20What happened?
26:21I had such a small wish, and you ruined your marriage bureau.
26:27It's not like that.
26:28I was just thinking that...
26:31Along with your studies, you should also...
26:33You'll get married too.
26:34You're very angry.
26:35No, no, no.
26:36Talk to her.
26:37Do it.
26:39Calm down, dear.
26:40Dad, you know that I can't tolerate lies.
26:44Mom still expects it.
26:45I never thought you'd play games with me.
26:47Dear, I'm not playing any games with you.
26:49I...
26:50Dad, I...
26:51I don't want to talk.
26:52Neither to you nor to mom.
26:53Please don't call me.
26:55Dimple.
26:56Don't make me an empire in your game.
26:59Please.
27:00Lesson learned.
27:01You can be super prepared, and life can still surprise you.
27:04You'll think your plan is clear.
27:06But then realize your plan was nothing but a sham.
27:08Listen.
27:09Let me make one thing clear.
27:11If you're not interested in this course,
27:13then please sit in your room and watch dirty movies.
27:15Because I'm here to talk.
27:17And I'll do it alone.
27:19I don't need you.
27:21Okay.
27:22That's great.
27:24I appreciate that.
27:26Having said that,
27:27I did, however, have an idea for our group
27:29if you were interested in listening.
27:31Um...
27:32How about we make a meditation app
27:34for hyper-aggressive chicks
27:35who like to throw coffee on guys?
27:39In the entire course,
27:40this was supposed to be my partner.
27:42One more time.
27:43Mental note.
27:44Keep safe distance.
27:48Listen, I've got to bounce off.
27:49I'll see you later. Bye.
27:50Overall, there are a lot of chill scenes here.
27:52Not weather-wise,
27:54but otherwise.
27:56I thought I'd be all alone here.
27:58But guess what?
27:59I've made some chill friends.
28:01Learned some new Galleys.
28:03Sub-boss-a-dee-kay.
28:05It's not about the Galley,
28:07but I have a feeling that Jepper Summer
28:09is going to surprise me.
28:10In a good way.
28:16Hi.
28:18Are you okay?
28:19Yeah.
28:20I'm great.
28:22What's going to happen to me?
28:24And what are you still doing here?
28:26My mom and your wedding plan
28:28has been cancelled.
28:29So now, you can fuck off.
28:33I think there's going to be
28:34a lot of drama this summer.
28:36So I'm going to keep my popcorn ready.
28:38The fuck is wrong with her?
28:39I really don't know, man.
28:52You've left behind an incomplete story
28:56You're like water on dry land
29:00Is this happiness or sadness?
29:04Come closer to me
29:06And let me sing your songs
29:08Yes, this weather is pleasant
29:12Just find a reason to meet
29:17In the monsoon nights,
29:19take my hand
29:21Come with me
29:23and be my companion
29:44What is this cold breeze?
29:48It's not helping
29:51I'm not feeling well
29:53This is a simple story
29:57The temperature has risen
30:01But now, the atmosphere has changed
30:05From cold to hot
30:07From monsoon to summer
30:11Is this a gift or punishment?
30:15In these wet nights
30:17In these riddles
30:19Yes, this weather is pleasant
30:23Just find a reason to meet
30:27In the monsoon nights,
30:29take my hand
30:32Come with me
30:34and be my companion
30:49In the monsoon nights,
30:51take my hand
30:53Come with me
30:55and be my companion
31:03In the monsoon nights,
31:05take my hand
31:07Come with me
31:09and be my companion
31:19In the monsoon nights,
31:21take my hand
31:23Come with me
31:25and be my companion
31:27In the monsoon nights,
31:29take my hand
31:31Come with me
31:33and be my companion
31:35In the monsoon nights,
31:37take my hand
31:39Come with me
31:41and be my companion
31:49In the monsoon nights,
31:51take my hand
31:53Come with me
31:55and be my companion
31:57In the monsoon nights,
31:59take my hand
32:01Come with me
32:03and be my companion