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00:00A hero!
00:01Buzz Lightyear, space ranger.
00:03Help me!
00:04Police!
00:05One mission!
00:06Ready, boys?
00:07Ready, boys!
00:08This is not covered in my warranty.
00:10One Saturday morning.
00:12Smiles, everyone!
00:13This isn't so bad.
00:14Get out!
00:15Buzz might just burn your toast.
00:17He's the hero who's keeping the universe safe from the bad guys.
00:21Late time's over.
00:23Bugger!
00:25Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, premiering Saturday on ABC.
00:30The new season of Darmand Greg finally arrives Tuesday.
00:33With new romance, new comedy, and new revelations.
00:37Are you saying you didn't wear diapers at all?
00:39I was outside a lot.
00:40And inside?
00:42On good floors.
00:43Oh, yeah?
00:44In the Geena Davis Show premieres.
00:46With Peter Horton, he's dreaming.
00:48When I met you, my life just began all over again.
00:51I love you.
00:53The premieres of Darmand Greg in the Geena Davis Show.
00:56After A New Millionaire, see you Tuesday on ABC.
01:00It's the premiere of the Sunday Picture Show.
01:03Sister Mary Clarence is back in the heaven.
01:06Back, you betcha.
01:07This time, she's giving a group of holy killers a lesson they'll never forget.
01:11Let me tell you guys into a choir.
01:13Ow!
01:15Get up off of that thing.
01:17And dance to you.
01:18Academy Award winner Woody Goldberg.
01:20And Lauren Hill in a special movie appearance.
01:23Sister Act 2, back in the heaven.
01:25Next Sunday, 7, 6 Central on ABC Sunday Picture Show.
01:30CBS Wednesday.
01:32Sonny and Mick are about to embark on a new life together.
01:35Us.
01:36But this isn't the life.
01:38You're seven weeks pregnant.
01:39They were expecting.
01:40What about us?
01:41What about everything we planned?
01:43Hattie Duke and Ronnie Cox.
01:45I have to believe there's a reason.
01:47Love Lessons, CBS Wednesday.
01:50CBS Thanksgiving night.
01:52Give thanks.
01:53Have faith.
01:55Music sensation Faith Hill stars in her first network special ever.
01:58Thank you so much.
01:59With guest Tim McGraw.
02:03CBS Thanksgiving night.
02:05Give thanks.
02:06Have faith.
02:07Music sensation Faith Hill stars in her first network special ever.
02:11Thank you so much.
02:12With guest Tim McGraw.
02:15It's a concert you don't want to miss.
02:17It'll be a feast for your ears.
02:19Faith, Thanksgiving night on CBS.
02:21It's all here.
02:22CBS Tuesday.
02:23And they laid a hard hit on our top scorer.
02:25We push our kids to win in sports.
02:27You can't get away with that.
02:28But how far is too far?
02:30Were they able to save your eye?
02:31No, they had to remove it.
02:33Who was aiming for his head?
02:34This is the episode every parent should see.
02:36Hockey is my life.
02:38Hockey was your gift.
02:39All new Judging Amy, CBS Tuesday.
02:43Monday's this fall.
02:44Admiral, we found the missing sub.
02:46There's something in the water.
02:49You guys getting anything weird on radar?
02:52And they're coming to the surface.
02:55This could be a higher species.
02:57Now, the fate of the earth is in the hands of three strangers.
03:05They just don't know it yet.
03:07Something happened to me.
03:10Surface, NBC Mondays.
03:13Dave's all new with Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker.
03:16Plus, the CBS mailbag.
03:17Music from the dead.
03:18And a special top ten from the Blue Angels.
03:20Tonight, now your local news.
03:23Osama Bin Laden's plan to bring down the Brooklyn Bridge.
03:27We have late details.
03:28Will your rents be going up?
03:30We finally have an answer.
03:31Ticketed by the city for visiting his sick wife.
03:33The Shame on You team is on this one.
03:35And hope bursts onto the screens tomorrow.
03:38Robin has her review next at 11.
03:42Last year.
03:43He was a respected family man.
03:45But his secret life with another woman.
03:47We're gonna have to be more careful.
03:49Would lead to a tragic end.
03:51You murder your wife.
03:52The affair.
03:53The mystery.
03:54The true story that will shock you.
03:56Treat Williams.
03:57Don't you trust me?
03:58Oscar winner Marcia Gay Harden.
04:00He knows what the truth is.
04:01Guilty Hearts at CBS Sunday.
04:04We're live at the vet as the Phil's get ready for their last game at the stadium.
04:07Legendary entertainer Donald O'Connor has died.
04:10We'll have the details, Tom.
04:11Some flooding rains are possible overnight tonight.
04:14And Carly Simon sues a local couple.
04:16The news in 30 seconds.
04:18When you're waiting to find out.
04:32New York Newsday.
04:33TV Guy.
04:34The Hollywood Reporter.
04:36Daily Variety.
04:37USA Today.
04:38The Los Angeles.
04:39And New York Times Agree.
04:40I'm the guy with the client's life in my hands.
04:42I'll be right beside you the whole time.
04:45I can't put you on the stand if I know you're gonna lie.
04:47I did what I had to do to save my client and it may have saved yours.
04:50The cases don't make you.
04:51You make you.
04:52You just gave life with no parole to a person you know could be innocent.
04:57Practice makes perfect.
04:59I'm gonna pull you through this.
05:01One week from Saturday on ABC.
05:03OJ Simpson's house goes on the auction block.
05:06Coming up, you'll hear how much it went for and you'll see what Simpson had to say about it.
05:11The damage isn't serious but police say their warning is.
05:14Live coverage of an arson spree 30 seconds away on Como News 4.
05:20Later, catch a classic tonight show from Chicago.
05:22Your local news is next.
05:24Heavy rains and high winds blow through the area tonight.
05:26Toppling trees, knocking out power and bringing drastic temperature changes.
05:31Bob Ryan will tell us that the worst is over and what we can expect for the weekend ahead.
05:35Next.
05:37Thursday, Shanana is back and she's suing Martin's best friend.
05:41I'm about to put a dent in your wallet.
05:43Catch a brand new episode.
05:44Show me the money.
05:45And can the prima donna?
05:47Smooch it.
05:48Out sing a gospel diva?
05:50You're crowding the solo.
05:51CP1 has guest stars on a brand new Living Singer event.
05:55Was there a plot to kill Martin Luther King Jr.?
05:58The truth could cost two cops their lives.
06:01Do not move unless you want to die.
06:03Unless you want to die.
06:04New York Undercover.
06:05It all begins Thursday at 8, 7 central on FOX.
06:08Pauly Shore on FOX?
06:09It had to happen.
06:10I think it's time to spend a day watch.
06:13Pauly premieres Monday, March 3rd on FOX.
06:18I'm Arsana Scotto.
06:19Coming up next, we'll take you inside the cockpit of an S-15 as it bears down on a commercial jet.
06:24Just how close did they come?
06:26Plus a wild shootout captured on police video.
06:29Sneak a peek at how it turns private for us or tell us why his big mouth gets him in trouble at home.
06:35Sure, you can buy the magazine, but we'll show you how they put it all together.
06:39And the witch and warlock custody case.
06:41We'll see you soon.