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00:00Drawing at 11
00:31Best time to commit a crime in New York City?
00:36Tuesday, September 30th, 10pm
00:40Viewer discretion advised
00:44You stay gone!
00:49This Sunday a world premiere movie
00:51Jonathan Prentice
00:52Get up here fast!
00:53Melissa Joan Hart
00:54We're gonna live through this
00:55Five desperate kids
00:56One a weak ocean
00:57Two came back
00:58ABC this Sunday
01:01Just ahead
01:02A beloved immigrant
01:03Is murdered on the east side
01:04Was he the victim of a robbery attempt?
01:06And we'll show you
01:07Incredible pictures from space
01:17Your computer's supposed to help you
01:19Get things done
01:20But does it?
01:21We'll show you how to get it
01:22To do more faster
01:23And that's all coming up
01:25Tomorrow on Good Morning America
01:27Right now though
01:28Stay tuned for the news
01:30It was supposed to be on a deadly flight
01:32That killed Commerce Secretary Ron Brown
01:34Tonight, an acrobat
01:36Tells us about a last minute change
01:38That saved his life
01:39And a camera is rolling
01:40Doing a dramatic river rescue
01:42The news is next
01:47Puppet Show
01:50This is a puppet show on Fox
01:52We're taking jump shots here
01:54Any questions?
01:55Okay, shake it Jimmy
01:57Greg the Bunny
01:58Premieres Wednesday, March 27th on Fox
02:04A teacher caught between an admiring student
02:06And her seductive mom
02:08Becky won't be home for several hours
02:10Boston Public
02:11All new 8, 7 Central
02:12Fox Monday
02:14Only one thing can explain Kitty's breakdowns
02:16Menopause
02:17Tuesday
02:18The family gets desperate for a cure
02:20Look at the symptoms
02:21Temperamental behavior
02:22Mood swings
02:23Facial hair
02:24Uh oh, Dad
02:25I think you have menopause
02:27A flower of that 70's show
02:29Followed by an all new 24
02:31Starting at 8, 7 Central
02:32Fox Tuesday
02:39The television phenomenon of the year returns
02:42With even more talent
02:43I've got sunshine
02:47You can sing
02:48Thank you
02:49Even more emotion
02:50I really tried my best
02:51And even more
02:52How am I supposed to live without you
02:57Simon
02:58If you lived 2,000 years ago
03:00I think they would have stoned you
03:01It was awful
03:02The next American Idol
03:04Be there from the first note to the final vote
03:06Premieres Tuesday, January
03:08An innocent schoolgirl crush
03:10Mr. Flynn is my Prince Charming
03:12But what happens
03:13Am I early?
03:14When her mother has a lesson plan of her own
03:16Becky won't be home for several hours
03:18An all new Boston Public
03:208, 7 Central
03:21Fox Monday
03:23Over 25 million viewers
03:24Made Joe Millionaire a hit
03:26I'm living the biggest lie in front of America
03:28And this Monday
03:29The competition heats up
03:31Leave mine and get over it
03:32This girl's gone wild in the castle
03:34Joe Millionaire
03:35Don't miss it
03:369, 8 Central
03:37Fox Monday
03:39Welcome in the middle
03:40After the Simpsons
03:41At 8, 7 Central
03:42Tonight on Fox
03:44Bruce Willis is coming to Friends
03:46Oh
03:47I get that a lot
03:48And he's got a phone to pick
03:50I don't like you going out with my daughter
03:52That's the bone
03:53But that ain't all
03:55That's the, that ain't all
03:57I was just getting him to like you
03:59Bruce Willis on Friends
04:01I still look at Lizzie like she's a 12 year old girl
04:05I do that too
04:06No, no I'm not
04:07Bruce Willis on Friends
04:09For three weeks
04:10Starting Thursday on NBC
04:12You are a man
04:14In heaven
04:15Hey that's Todd
04:20The work week is tough enough
04:22On Sunday nights
04:23Who needs the drama
04:25Fox Tonight
04:26On the season premiere of Malcolm
04:28Oh my God
04:29When the family's loose at the zoo
04:31The tarantula is actually a very gentle and timid creature
04:35It's gonna get hairy
04:37Once the swelling goes down the fangs should fall out
04:40The Malcolm premiere
04:41At it's new time
04:42Part of an all new hour
04:44Next on Fox
04:46Who is it?
04:47Better
04:48It stopped weeping
04:49To lead a nation to freedom
04:51I would die if I could not serve others
04:53But it was against the will of her father
04:56What have you done?
04:57Beyond making yourself into an idol
04:59Lili Sobieski
05:00How is Ruth?
05:01What do you want from me?
05:02I want forgiveness
05:04Joan of Arc
05:05A world premiere
05:06CBS Sunday
05:14Melissa Brennan had the perfect life
05:16Until
05:17Mom!
05:18Her mother was tragically murdered
05:20She knew
05:21Now her greatest fear is that the killer could be in the family
05:24Explain to me how you could think that I killed your mother
05:27To love, honor and betray
05:28CBS Wednesday
05:30Now if it's laughter you're after
05:32You got it
05:33With Dave, Ben Stiller, Cameron Manheim
05:35Musical guest Eve Six
05:36And a whole lot more
05:37But first
05:38Your local news
05:39It's time for News 2 at 11
05:49With Dana Tyler, Stephen Clark, Mark Dennon with weather
05:53And Warner Wolf on sports
05:55Here's what's new tonight at 11
05:57New questions about whether the investigation of the
06:03Stay tuned for your local news
06:05Next
06:07Next on Boston Legal
06:09We babysit each other's kids
06:10We go to Costco together
06:11Split everything
06:12Toilet paper, paper towels
06:13And we both share reg
06:15The long polygamy has been settled for a long time
06:17How can we help you?
06:18A wrongful death suit filed by the mother of a kid who died while playing their ladies game
06:21We've got a woman with a dead kid
06:23Now a jury is gonna want to make somebody pay for this
06:25Apple trash can is picked from God
06:27Not the year 60 when classic electrons are free
06:29You aren't sailing fast on her
06:31Objection
06:32I think
06:33Mr. Shore
06:34Word silence
06:35Talking and unintelligible gibberish
06:39Flea market is popular but too messy
06:41Hispanics opening a record number of businesses
06:44And a family doesn't like the changes at a local cemetery