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00:00Later on the Tonight Show, Jay's taking on a whole lot of woman.
00:03Saturday Night Live's Molly Shannon.
00:05Hey, he may need help from secret weapon Jet Li.
00:07And the country tunes of Tracy Lawrence.
00:09Your local news is next.
00:12Law enforcement land or some other use.
00:14The push gains strength.
00:15Snakes, bobcats, animals missing in northern Michigan.
00:19For asthma sufferers, how about relief with less side effects?
00:2211 and 11 starts now.
00:31Next Tuesday...
00:33Molly just got tied up, sir.
00:35It's his business.
00:36He didn't kill her.
00:37All right, all right.
00:38Danny!
00:39Where is he?
00:40Oh!
00:41Hey!
00:42This poor kid.
00:43I got no idea where in the hell to look for him.
00:46The season finale of NYPD Blue.
00:49ABC next Tuesday.
00:50Your discretion advised.
00:52Join us weekday mornings during Good Morning America.
00:55We'll bring you the latest in news, sports and weather.
00:57That's weekday mornings right here on ABC 29 and 8.
01:05Parents can now legally give away their newborn babies.
01:09A New Year's Eve celebration erupts into violence.
01:13A shortage of windshield wiper fluid here in northern Michigan.
01:18And dieting tips for the year 2001.
01:21Those stories and more next.
01:24In search of a new contract.
01:26Sex shops lose two battles in the war over adult entertainment in northern Michigan.
01:31And a drunk driving road test gives students a crash course in staying alive.
01:3911 and 11 starts now.
01:43On the brink of war...
01:44Stand by to dive.
01:45An American submarine prepared for battle.
01:49Captain, take her up! The engine rooms are flooding!
01:51But they never prepared for this.
01:53Heroic is suspenseful, says TV Guide.
01:56We have 36 hours before this ship is attuned.
01:58Jurassic Park's Sam Neill.
02:00We're gonna get all of you off of here.
02:04Based on the real story of the greatest submarine rescue in American history.
02:09I've got a boat to bring up.
02:10Submerged, NBC Sunday.
02:12Yeah, you're looking for something fun to watch, aren't ya?
02:15Bungee jumping.
02:16Everybody know black folk and ropes don't go together.
02:19Well, here's a show that's all about just having fun.
02:22This is a lot of fun!
02:24ABC's number one new hit comedy of the year.
02:27Now, how do I get down from here?
02:28An all-new Hugh Leaves after Home Improvement.
02:30See you Tuesday on ABC.
02:32Friday on an all-new Sabrina.
02:34I'm not going to college.
02:35Really?
02:36Sabrina casts a spell to turn Harvey into a tycoon, but it works too well.
02:39It's good to see you're back in school.
02:41Yep, I'm here to see how much it'll cost to knock it down.
02:44And it's becoming contagious.
02:46Now, get me Trump on the horn pronto!
02:48Followed by Brother's Keeper.
02:49ABC TGIF Friday.
02:51Your weekend starts here.
02:52A lot of guys go looking for adventure.
02:54Are you scared of nothing?
02:55When you're Tom and Hunk, no ordinary adventure will do.
03:00Ah!
03:01Home Improvement's Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Brad Renfro.
03:03I ought to punch you in the nose.
03:05Lock me in the trunk.
03:06The original bad boys are back in a network television premiere.
03:09Tom and Hunk.
03:10Saturday, 8, 7 central on ABC.
03:12A storm is brewing, and it's bringing something with it.
03:16Something you've never seen before.
03:18Stephen King's Storm of a Century.
03:20February 1999.
03:27I'm sorry, but we have never seen such a poorly managed household.
03:32Lord knows we've tried, but I don't think there's any help for you people.
03:36None.
03:37Never have we encountered a family with such a stunning lack of decorum.
03:42Dogs running wild.
03:44Your children quite unruly.
03:46Then I won't even touch the subject of your teeth.
03:50We quit, gentlemen.
03:55I don't believe I've ever been fired by an employee before.
04:01An NBC original movie event.
04:03A U.S. soldier.
04:05A Middle Eastern princess.
04:07Our lives are sacred.
04:08The most dangerous thing they could do was fall in love.
04:15If she tries to leave here, we'll kill her.
04:18He is an American.
04:19Love him, and he loves me.
04:21You're a liar!
04:22The real-life love affair that captured a world of attention.
04:25What if I can't go?
04:26I'll wait for you.
04:27The Princess and the Marine.
04:28One week from Sunday on NBC.
04:39For a transcript of tonight's broadcast or to purchase a video segment,
04:43call 1-800-420-2626.
04:50Very nice work, everybody.
04:51See you back here Monday night.
04:54This was a prince and his mama.
04:56His loneliness bordered on trauma.
04:58So he looked for a wife.
04:59Mom said, not on your life.
05:01And it kicked off a whole lot of drama.
05:03She is wonderful.
05:04By dawn, she'll be history.
05:06And the network that brought you Annie, Cinderella, and the Music Man
05:09comes a spectacular retelling of a classic fairy tale.
05:12He's in love with a girl.
05:14He's in love.
05:15Carol Burnett.
05:16And Tracy Ullman.
05:17The world premiere, Once Upon a Mattress.
05:19Sunday, 7, 6 Central, on the wonderful World of Disney.
05:22Only on ABC.
05:24Tuesday at 9, 8 Central.
05:25Heaven.
05:26Where is it?
05:27How do we get there?
05:29The answers may surprise you.
05:31A Barbara Walters two-hour television event.
05:34Heaven.
05:35Tuesday at 9, 8 Central.
05:37Only on ABC.
05:43America's national pastime becomes a killing field.
05:49I want voluntary manslaughter 12 to 20 years.
05:51I never imagined my little boy's funeral.
05:53Something or someone pushed him over the edge.
05:55This was an accident.
05:56I teach these boys to give everything they got to this game.
05:59He's teaching them to literally beat the competition.
06:01I didn't do this, he did it!
06:03New Coastal Home CBS tomorrow.
06:13And now, the ABC refresher course, Learning on the Job.
06:16Have you taken a bribe?
06:18Well, we all take bribes.
06:19We're a lot like waiters.
06:21We get a lot of our income from our tips.
06:23You call them bribes, I call them tips.
06:25I think tips sounds better.
06:26Yeah, you guessed it, kids.
06:27The Job is back.
06:28And viewer discretion is advised.
06:30The Job.
06:31Wednesday, 9, 38 Central on ABC.
06:33Next, the gunman wanted at a local high school shooting is still on the loose.
06:37And Giuliani's secret deal with the Mets and Yankees.
06:39Next, Eyewitness News starts in one minute.
06:45When I get really excited, I definitely can take a breath with, like, 87 words
06:48when, like, a normal individual average would be, like, 35.
06:52And I can see people's eyes start to, like, bend and twist.
06:55Like, is he going to finish that sentence?
06:57And I keep going with it, and then I'm like, well, that's just how it is.
07:00It just keeps going.
07:01You could be, like, a good auctioneer or something, you know.
07:09ABC Tuesday.
07:10She feels like she's known him forever, but there are always new firsts.
07:14Can you stay for breakfast?
07:17I couldn't know what my kids need.
07:20And you're the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I screwed that up.
07:23Oh, Jamie.
07:25And all in once and again.
07:26ABC Tuesday, 10, 9 Central.
07:34I'm Dale Sully.
07:35Dale Sully.
07:36It was a day one family in Maryland will not soon forget.
07:39Why?
07:40Their small plane cartwheeled in midair.
07:42News 7 at 11 starts right now.
07:47Later, it's a slam dunk tonight show with Magic Johnson, Lauren Holley, and the music of Tori Amos.
07:53Your local news is next.
07:55On 9 News at 10, it poses a real health threat, and kids in one neighborhood in Denver are at even higher risk.
08:01And who would Colorado Republicans choose for their candidate for president?
08:05Results of our exclusive poll show a clear favorite.
08:089 News is next.
08:20Next Monday on an all-new Once and Again, Rick found love a second time around.
08:24Now.
08:25You look really good.
08:26Are you having sex?
08:27It's his ex-wife's turn.
08:30I'm giving my heart.
08:31Good for you, though, right?
08:32Yeah.
08:33What do you mean?
08:34I need to have control in my life.
08:37Well, that's no way to live.
08:38I'm giving my heart.
08:40Eli?
08:41Mom?
08:42What do you think you're doing?
08:43What are you doing here?
08:44Don't you think you're a little out of place?
08:46An all-new Once and Again next Monday, 10, 9 Central on ABC.
08:50ABC Tuesday on an all-new blue.
08:52An art theft-ish.
08:54A high society heist.
08:56A victim with an attitude.
08:57This is gonna be a pit.
08:58And an uptown girl made for a heart-stopping blue.
09:01Gun!
09:02You lay your gun down or you die here, pal.
09:04Lay it down!
09:05An all-new NYPD Blue, ABC Tuesday, 10, 9 Central.
09:08Viewer discretion advised.
09:11A popular lunchtime food is being recalled.
09:13And a new outlook among some in the medical community could offer new treatment for some people.
09:18The news is next.
09:21George Clooney on Good Morning America.
09:28Good Morning America.