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00:00We're here, not gonna say our location, but shout out the location, shout out the game time.
00:06We got down in the left field, we got 215, center 220, right field 215.
00:10On a softball field, we got a pitching machine, breaking Barry Bonds' home run record.
00:15Ten swings each person up at bat. We got lights here, so I think eight hours.
00:19Eight hours is fair. But it can go 16 easy, I think.
00:23I mean, I think I can hit over 100 home runs easy. Like, not even a question.
00:27So we'll see. Then a call, business-wise. Hello.
00:30I was told we're on a Little League baseball field. This is not a Little League baseball field.
00:34This is a softball field. I don't know. I don't know. This is not...
00:37This is not good. This is not good. This is not good.
00:40The challenge itself is difficult. 700 plus home runs is hard.
00:43We make the impossible challenge even harder.
00:45The pitching machine, I thought they were gonna, like, throw it 30 miles an hour.
00:48They're fucking throwing curveballs, like, 85 miles an hour in there.
00:51You're talking a big game.
00:53I was talking a big game move because everything that I was told has been changed.
00:56We're fine. We're not fine. We're definitely not fine. We're so fucked.
01:01Sometimes they're not all the most realistic here.
01:04Realistically, hitting 763 home runs on this field isn't gonna happen.
01:08We're gonna have to call in the fucking White Sox and the Cubs.
01:11Our best chance is that it gets rained out or that a tornado comes and takes the balls over the fence.
01:17All these other bitches are complaining about the size of the field.
01:20It's a girls' high school softball field. 15-year-old girls play here.
01:23Should be fine, right?
01:24Evo, you'll have bombs.
01:25Yeah, I'm coming in for Brandon.
01:27What do you mean you're coming in for Brandon?
01:28I'm Brandon's sub for when he gets hurt.
01:30Oh, okay.
01:31When he eventually gets too tired, which will be.
01:33Which one then?
01:34Brandon was mad that we brought you as a replacement, Evo.
01:37He was like, why do I need a replacement?
01:39Look at this guy. He's almost dead.
01:41This is preventative.
01:42We haven't started.
01:44He's double water toweled up.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:47Five minutes from first pitch.
01:48This is preventative.
01:49I don't like going in the two hole. I like going in the number one hole.
01:53More often than not.
01:55Sometimes the two hole.
01:57Two hole. I mean, I had a phase where I was like all about the two hole.
02:00But the one hole is more my speed at this point.
02:02I'm only allowed to hit one hole.
02:04Yeah.
02:09Head down. Head on the ball.
02:16Wait, are you winded?
02:17No.
02:20Definitely not winded.
02:22At first I thought it was going to be like four hours.
02:24Now I think it's going to be like eight.
02:26We have to hit like 30 home runs every time, nine a round.
02:29It feels good to tape it up again.
02:31I'm big time worried about that house.
02:33That house is not far.
02:34I almost swear to you that I hit that house.
02:42Is this blackface?
02:43Are you making me?
02:44Nope.
02:45No, this is cool.
02:46Yeah, this is cool guy.
02:47Yeah.
02:49Big old triangles.
02:50Alright boys.
02:51You got to be careful with that move.
02:53Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave
03:04O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave
03:18This is nothing.
03:20220 is nothing.
03:21215 is nothing.
03:22This is going to be easy.
03:23We hit 30 a round.
03:24We'll be good.
03:25I'm going to start us off with six.
03:26How about that?
03:27Six.
03:31Jerry.
03:32Oh no.
03:33Here we go Jerry.
03:34We're fucked.
03:35There we go.
03:36Go.
03:37Stretch.
03:38Yeah.
03:43We're fucked.
03:44We're not fucked.
03:45We're not fucked.
03:46We're not fucked.
03:47We're not fucked.
03:48We're fucked.
03:49We're fucked.
03:50We're fucked.
03:51I'm dead.
03:52Tired?
03:53I'm tired.
03:54Sorry, we only got four more hours.
03:57What did we do?
03:58Too fast.
03:59There we go.
04:00That's better.
04:01I like that.
04:02Max has to hit 10 every time.
04:07Come on Max.
04:08We need you Max.
04:11Yeah.
04:12We're fucked.
04:13We're fucked.
04:29Come on Dan.
04:30Come on Dan.
04:34I'm already tired.
04:35Go round D.
04:36Go round D.
04:37Go rip Dan.
04:38That's all right.
04:39Go rip.
04:40I think I need it slower.
04:41All right.
04:43762 hits.
04:45Get out.
04:46Get out.
04:47Get out.
04:48Get out.
04:49Yes.
04:50There you go Jerry.
04:51Come on Jerry.
04:52We're in a great spot.
04:53723 to go.
04:54We're on 10 hour pace.
04:56Nice and easy 10 hour pace.
05:00I just need to find the path.
05:01Yeah.
05:02We're in a good spot.
05:03Just based off of how vibes are right now, I think I would put the odds of Brandon Walker
05:07being the first out of the lineup at around minus a thousand.
05:13You're good B.
05:14You're good B.
05:15We need Ivo in the lineup.
05:16Yeah.
05:17We can throw Ivo in the lineup.
05:18Ivo you're in the lineup.
05:20Ivo will be really good.
05:21That's still all right man.
05:23All right.
05:24Let's go.
05:26That thing was fucking harsh.
05:31Yeah.
05:32That bad.
05:33It's got some juice though.
05:34Can I have a pool towel?
05:39You guys are doing great.
05:40Yeah.
05:41It's nice to be out here with my friends.
05:43We're about to be at 100.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I think it'll take like 8 hours.
05:46Yeah.
05:47We're like the 8 to 10 hour range.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Oh!
05:51Let's go!
05:54Is there a fear that if this goes too long, your coworkers will start to resent you?
06:00No.
06:01No.
06:02No.
06:03Where the fuck is the dudes at?
06:05Nick, I just sent you a Lego meme.
06:07It's a photo of a Lego woman.
06:09Yes.
06:10It's a minifigure.
06:11Big, giant, plastic tits.
06:12Yes.
06:13And it says, I support LGBT Lego girl with big tits.
06:17Email it to Aldeaca.
06:18Email it.
06:19See how many you want.
06:20No, I'm not doing that.
06:21Yes.
06:22Yes.
06:23I got it.
06:24Email it.
06:25Listen, you won't get in trouble.
06:26Halfway point, I'll do it.
06:27Okay.
06:28That's the 381.
06:29My right shoulder is hanging on for dear life.
06:30I've had to adjust the swing.
06:31I'm going to make it through.
06:32I'm going to battle through, but we might need to ice up in between rounds.
06:37I think it's a coincidence that the four oldest guys are at the bottom of the standings.
06:41These are the days that I'm like, maybe I should just retire.
06:43Not from barstool, but from any athletic competitions whatsoever.
06:48Way to put your whole body into it.
06:50It's a great round.
06:51It's a great round.
06:52We've got to keep our horses in it.
06:53This is my oldest horse.
06:55Yeah.
06:56It's the one that we're very close to putting in the glue factory at any time.
06:59The shotgun's in the truck.
07:01Yeah.
07:02So, after that round, I put the shotgun down.
07:04I was like, all right, we'll let him ride a little more.
07:06Also, really quickly.
07:07I have a migraine.
07:08I'm probably going to pass out.
07:09Okay.
07:10Aside from me, so I empathize with you, I'm fucking crazy.
07:14It hurts.
07:15Just under halfway.
07:16We are halfway.
07:17That is 50% of the way done.
07:19I've got to send the email.
07:20LBGT.
07:22Lego girl with big tits.
07:24He definitely did this on his own.
07:25No one convinced him to do it.
07:26Connor, I can't believe you did that.
07:28We were kidding.
07:29This is like one of the worst things that I've had to do at this company.
07:33Oh, my God.
07:34I'm so uncomfortable right now.
07:35Dude, I understand.
07:37I would be freaking out.
07:39We tried to stop you.
07:41No, I did not think you were going to do it.
07:43Oh, yeah, I had to.
07:44We were doing it for the stream.
07:45Did you see Connor's email?
07:47Out of pocket, right?
07:49Disgusting.
07:50No place for that.
07:51This really does suck.
07:52I got people tagging Dave.
07:54Maybe Dave will think it's a good-ass meme.
07:58That's number 400 on the day.
08:00Folks, we just hit 400.
08:04We're like eight rounds away.
08:05That's not bad at all.
08:06No.
08:07That's how we got to think.
08:08If we can hit 30 a round, we have about eight more rounds.
08:15Guys, we have treats.
08:16All right, let's go.
08:17Yes.
08:18Yes.
08:19Yes.
08:20Atta boy.
08:21Boys, let's go, Evo.
08:22Oh, yeah.
08:23We did it.
08:24We did it.
08:27That's worth two bombs right there in one bite.
08:29That's teamwork right there.
08:30That's teamwork.
08:31This might be the best fucking thing that's on my mind.
08:36Just what the doctor ordered.
08:37Jerry, next one's 500.
08:39No pressure.
08:41Yeah.
08:42500.
08:45Let's go.
09:00Oh, my God.
09:03More.
09:04More.
09:05More.
09:12I hit my car.
09:13Is it dented?
09:14It's not.
09:15Good hit.
09:16He said good hit.
09:17Good hit.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Yeah.
09:24What a fucking good hit he said.
09:26I was going to have to pay for that.
09:27I was going to have to pay for that.
09:28I was going to have to pay for that.
09:29That's my big boy right there.
09:32Basketball was harder.
09:34You never knew if you were going to get it or not.
09:36We're going to get this.
09:38That's a fact.
09:39It's more painful, more tired, more stressful, but we're going to get it.
09:43It's just how long we do it.
09:47752, I go out there?
09:480 for 2.
09:50Fuck.
09:51I'm gassed.
09:5210 will be tough.
09:54Nice.
09:55Let's go.
09:56Let's go.
10:01Yeah, Jerry.
10:07There it is.
10:10Get out.
10:11Get out.
10:13Yes, Jerry.
10:21Come on, Jerry.
10:27Two more.
10:28Two more, JJ.
10:29Here we go, Jerry.
10:30Come on, JJ.
10:34Maybe go one away.
10:37Yeah, Jerry.
10:38One more.
10:45Get out.
10:46Get out.
10:47Get out.
10:48Yeah.
10:52Jacob, wild move.
10:57Yeah.
11:02Whose idea was that?
11:03That was Dan's idea.
11:04That was fun.
11:05That was a fun one.
11:06That was fun.
11:07As many shitty streams as you do, that's got to be a fun one.
11:09Yeah, that's a fun one.
11:10That was long.
11:13Listen, nobody said it was going to be easy.
11:15I broke my finger in the 12th round.
11:18But you just got to keep fighting.
11:20Boys showed up today.
11:21Interns showed up.
11:22Game time showed up.
11:23Prime time showed up.
11:25I've seen a funny paper.
11:35We're using Connor's computer to look at Connor on the app.
11:38This is crazy.
11:39Look at this.
11:40Hey, Dave.
11:41Hey.
11:42How's it going?
11:44Get to the point.
11:45Got you.
11:46I just wanted to apologize for yesterday.
11:48It was part of the stream.
11:49Obviously, I know.
11:50I don't care.
11:51That makes no difference to me.
11:53There was this meme popped up.
11:54We were talking about it during the show.
11:56I don't care.
11:58It was a KB and I pressuring.
12:00Hey, idiot.
12:01Hey, idiot.
12:02Don't use the company distribution list, which you probably don't know a decent amount of people who are even on it, to send bits.
12:10How about that?
12:11Correct.
12:12Connor got popped.
12:13What do you mean got popped?
12:14Got arrested?
12:15If I don't check my email, I wouldn't know.
12:16I mean, I'll never get in trouble through email because I don't use email.
12:19But if I was him, I would delete the email app.
12:23That's what JJ does.
12:24Yeah, I mean, it happens.
12:25I think it wasn't really Connor's fault.
12:27He kind of got pressured into it.
12:29But I think it's a good learning lesson.
12:31Next time he gets pressured into something, he might think twice about it.
12:34But it was, you know, I feel bad for Connor.
12:36But they're nice to these.
12:37I feel guilty and responsible.
12:38I'm going to stop being a fool.
12:41From this point forward, straight man.
12:44I'm coming out as a straight man.
12:48Hey.
12:49How'd it go?
12:50Bad.
12:51Expected it to go bad.
12:52I see Dave like twice a year, three times a year.
12:54I have a lot of respect for him.
12:56But if he hates me, he hates me.
12:57I don't know.
12:58I thought he already hated me last year.
13:00And now I know that he hates me.
13:02So that's fine.
13:04I'll never do it again.