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00:00This is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It may be disrespectful to the characters, events, or settings.
00:04Please beware of this.
00:07And so, I decided to go to the hangout.
00:20So, you decided to go to the hangout after all.
00:24It's a slip-up.
00:26So you came here to complain about the day of the free school?
00:29I came here to ask you to comfort me.
00:32Yes, thank you.
00:35It's the graduation ceremony next week, right?
00:38It's really early.
00:40What are you going to do, Sensei?
00:42In a few days, I'll be done with the JK that you love.
00:47Hmm, I don't know what to do.
00:56Rin-chan, you came too. What are you doing?
01:00Um, I'm sorry for calling you out of the blue.
01:04If you don't mind, would you like to go on a date with me this weekend?
01:10Huh?
01:29My heart slipped and fell.
01:31I tried putting on a skirt.
01:34I'm sick and tired of your whimsical positive slogans.
01:40You're the only one who can make me laugh.
01:45Just a little, just a little.
01:48I'll tell you the truth.
01:51Can you hear the words I'm about to tell you?
01:58Justice is overdosed.
02:00I'm in a trance.
02:02I just can't see your face.
02:05Everything is boring.
02:08I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow.
02:11Let's see the end of the world.
02:14So come closer to me.
02:17Let's be together until we die.
02:19You laugh all the time.
02:22It's a boring emotion.
02:25If I hold your hand, will the sky melt?
02:28Bye-bye, bye-bye, my beloved days.
02:34Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
02:38In a world like a lie, I'm all alone.
02:41You're absolute again today.
02:48I saw the ghost of that tricycle idol the other day.
02:52A tricycle idol...
02:54Could it be a big explosion?
02:56Yeah, that's what I thought.
02:58But he died at 8.31.
03:01Doesn't he look like him?
03:03And he suddenly disappeared.
03:05That's why he's a ghost.
03:07Stand up, earthlings!
03:11The number of Self-Defense Forces has increased recently.
03:13There's a rumor that an invader escaped from a crashed medium-sized ship.
03:18Do you believe that?
03:21Huh?
03:25So you're the invader.
03:34I've compiled another stupid article.
03:37Both the right-wing and the left-wing.
03:39In the comments section of my shabby website,
03:41you can make a lot of ridiculous arguments.
03:44Right now, in front of the National Assembly,
03:46some human rights organizations are carrying out demonstrations.
03:49According to them,
03:51they are calling on the government to recognize the existence of an invader who escaped from a medium-sized ship.
03:57They are calling on the government to protect them.
04:01Invaders...
04:05At present, the invasion plan in the Kichijoji area
04:09collects 68% of the progress rate and 561 invaders.
04:14There are no casualties on this side.
04:18Where did you get this information?
04:20What do you mean?
04:22An invader.
04:24A few days ago,
04:25I've been seeing reporters around the S.E.S.
04:29Did you see them when they broke in?
04:32Or maybe they couldn't make it to Kichijoji in time.
04:36I've been getting more and more sightings around here.
04:39It's hard to hide it any longer.
04:43Fujin-7,
04:45and Fujin-K, a small aircraft for urban warfare, will be deployed soon.
04:50And once the direct mission is completed,
04:52the defense of the coastal area will be ready.
04:55There will be no need to visit foreign countries anymore.
04:59Therefore,
05:00we are in the process of adjusting to the U.S. in the direction of terminating the joint investigation of the mothership.
05:05What?
05:06Is that so?
05:08Yes.
05:09The mothership is a unique asset in our country.
05:11We can't hand over any more information to foreign countries.
05:16If we do that,
05:18President Baderon will be angry.
05:22It's a direct mission for that,
05:24and it's a Fujin for that.
05:26With this,
05:27there will be no need for a framework for the conventional foreign policy and security guarantee policy.
05:32At the same time as the direct mission is completed,
05:34we will carry out a manoeuvre centered on Fujin,
05:37and appeal to foreign countries.
05:41Toto Bus Half-Day Bullet Tour?
05:44I'm sorry.
05:45Did I sound a little old-fashioned?
05:47It doesn't matter.
05:49I'm often called an old lady.
05:53Thank you very much for using the Toto Bus Tokyo Tour.
05:59Please enjoy the sight of Tokyo, which is attracting attention from all over the world.
06:05Huzzah!
06:07Tokyo is the only place in the world where there is a giant mother ship in the air.
06:12Tokyo, which has avoided the spread of the epidemic,
06:15is aiming to become a tourist city and is undergoing a remarkable recovery in recent years.
06:19You don't know much about Tokyo, do you?
06:22You don't know much about Tokyo, do you?
06:24That's true.
06:25I don't come to this side of Tokyo very often.
06:28I've been into baseball ever since I was a kid,
06:31so I don't know much about the world.
06:33I see.
06:34Come to think of it, last year, you went to a good place in our baseball club, Totaikai.
06:38It was delicious, wasn't it?
06:40Yes.
06:41Although I was absent for three years.
06:45Oh, I'm sorry.
06:47But in the end, I was able to see everyone's activities.
06:50I think it was a very fulfilling three years.
06:53You're a good person, aren't you, Mojia?
06:57Huh?
06:58When I was called out, I thought it was some kind of punishment game.
07:03No way.
07:04Oh, look, Mojia.
07:06It's fried fish.
07:09Okay, I'll take it.
07:13Here you go.
07:14You don't have to be so polite.
07:22How is it?
07:24It's delicious.
07:27Everyone, please look at your left hand.
07:31At the time of the 8.31 incident, it was a 60-meter-long medium-sized ship shot down by the United States.
07:38The entrance to this area of Chiyoda is still restricted.
07:42That's terrible.
07:44There are so many buildings.
07:46The restricted area is still the same as it was that day.
07:52Now, please look ahead.
07:56This is the latest anti-submarine weapon, Chokujin.
07:59It will be one of the three buildings under construction in the city.
08:03It is said that at the time of completion, a medium-sized ship like the one we saw earlier will be able to disappear in the air.
08:10Who designed this abomination?
08:12The Japanese designer must have been high as a kite.
08:14I like it.
08:15It looks like a reject guest star.
08:17It's a Zen thing, I guess.
08:19Chokujin will be the mascot.
08:22Please look at the pamphlet.
08:26This is cute.
08:28I like it.
08:29Let's buy it together.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31If you want it.
08:34What the fuck is that?
08:36Destroy the mothership immediately!
08:39Destroy it!
08:41We don't need a mothership in our lives!
08:45What are those people doing?
08:48I wonder if it's a critical attack on the mothership.
08:54Destroy the mothership immediately!
08:58Destroy it!
09:00Who gave him the picture of the school trip?
09:05It's a shame, Kurihara-san.
09:08Demoto-san's group always looked like they were having fun together.
09:14But it's okay.
09:16The four of us talked to each other.
09:18We're going to keep doing what we've been doing.
09:23Right now, Rin, Ontan, and Kadode-chan are laughing every day, just like they used to.
09:29That's the only salvation.
09:31I don't know if my friends are dead or not.
09:36Maybe I'm cold.
09:39That's not true.
09:42What will you do when you graduate?
09:45Me?
09:46I was going to go to college.
09:49But I'm going to work for Mizuchi Oil.
09:52Why?
09:54I've always been useless.
09:58But a private oil company is supporting evacuees.
10:03So I've been thinking about what I can do.
10:07I've been thinking about the reason I'm here.
10:16Everyone, please come this way.
10:20Oh, man, that's awesome!
10:22The earth is doomed.
10:24Look.
10:26That's the ship that suddenly appeared in Tokyo on August 31, three and a half years ago.
10:33I wanted to see it with my own eyes.
10:37The ship that made Tokyo like this.
10:40It has a total length of 5,000 meters and a speed of 5 kilometers per hour.
10:44It has a radius of about 20 kilometers, centered around Shibuya.
10:50Aliens!
10:52There's a rumor that there are aliens in there.
10:55At this point, there's no answer to our communications, and the details are unknown.
11:02On August 31, a large number of medium-sized and small ships appeared from Pocan.
11:07Many of them crashed.
11:09Shibuya, Chiyoda, Musashino City, Odaiba, and Ota-ku, which are high-density acidic areas.
11:20More than five of them are designated as non-entry areas.
11:25As you can see over there, about 800,000 people are still living in evacuation areas all over Tokyo.
11:34What looks like a black mist to the south is an acidic line dyed for visibility.
11:40On August 31, the U.S. military dropped an A-bomb on Pocan, which was passing over Ota-ku.
11:48Some of Ota-ku, which is still centered on Heiwa Island, is now a high-density acidic area.
11:56Evacuation work continues 24 hours a day,
12:00but even in Ota-ku, about 180,000 people, one-fourth of the population, are still living in evacuation areas.
12:08Oh, sorry.
12:14Can you see?
12:16Yes, I can see well.
12:19I was living in that place until August 31.
12:31I'm sorry. I didn't know anything.
12:34I didn't mean to look around Tokyo.
12:37You don't have to worry about it.
12:40Um, where's your family?
12:42My parents are still living in temporary housing.
12:46My brother and I are staying at a relative's house.
12:51I'm sorry.
12:52I told you!
13:03I don't know what he's talking about, but...
13:06Yeah, he said Japan was wonderful. And he's laughing so much.
13:17I wonder if there's anything I can do for you.
13:21Huh?
13:22I thought I'd be with you today.
13:24I want to make you happy.
13:27I've always liked you since we were in the same class for a year.
13:34Thank you.
13:36But looking at you like this, I'm still happy enough.
13:41Maybe you're a little too energetic.
13:45It's true that I'm a little sad that I can't go back to my hometown,
13:49but my childhood friend Rin came to the same high school as me.
13:54But I heard that you have to take care of your parents and your brother.
14:00That's...
14:02I said it earlier, but...
14:04Why do my parents only live in temporary housing?
14:08If you live there, you'll get a pretty long warranty from the government.
14:15There are people who can't find an evacuation point,
14:18but it seems like we're the only ones who are in an emergency.
14:22I always feel sorry for a lot of people.
14:28And I still don't know how to date people.
14:33And I still don't know how to date people.
14:39I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who need you.
14:46I'm going home soon.
14:48I have to make dinner for my brothers.
14:51But it's such a dangerous world.
14:54I think we need someone who can protect you right now.
15:00Mojiya-kun...
15:03If you cry so much, you won't be able to go home.
15:10Why can't I?
15:13You're such a good person, Mojiya-kun. It hurts me.
15:23I think Mojiya-kun is a really serious and wonderful person.
15:28But now I know that there are times when I suddenly can't see my loved ones.
15:34Like Kyo-chan.
15:37So please understand.
15:40To tell you the truth, I was a little worried about it when I was a year old.
15:45I was happy to be popular.
15:47See you.
15:58Due to the impact of the Kogata shipwreck, there has been a delay in the operation.
16:04We apologize for the inconvenience.
16:13Shoichi?
16:15I'm sorry I'm late.
16:17I think I ran out of soy sauce. Can you check it for me?
16:22What? Shoshiro isn't back yet?
16:25Why didn't you tell me sooner?
16:27He always leaves without saying anything.
16:29Even when I call him, he ignores my call.
16:38Idiot.
16:39It's only 11 o'clock and he's still playing at night.
16:42Shoichi!
16:55Shoshiro!
17:00There he is!
17:02Shoshiro!
17:04AI-chan!
17:06Something small came.
17:08What? Why?
17:10Kurokishi called me because he wanted to participate in a fighting game tournament.
17:14The crime of disturbing my nap during a battle is a serious crime.
17:19You're a tough guy who only uses a knife in the morning.
17:23AI-chan, Kurokishi is really good at games.
17:27You could have won.
17:29To be honest, I'm a little behind.
17:31What?
17:33Is that so?
17:35Whether you're a beginner or a girlfriend,
17:37AI-chan has a style that crushes you mercilessly.
17:39It's exactly the mirror of a gamer.
17:41I was impressed and despised.
17:44It was easy to get rid of him.
17:48Shoshiro.
17:52I didn't know you had such a special skill.
17:56Why didn't you tell me?
17:59Don't make me worry so much.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:06AI-chan, the soy sauce is heavy.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:10I can't buy it at a time like this.
18:14Would you like to have dinner together?
18:17Yes, let's go.
18:30I'm fine as I am now.
18:34I can't stop eating this curry.
18:36Is there any medicine in it?
18:38AI-chan, Kurokishi wants to give you something.
18:43I love you.
18:47There are currently three machines in the city.
18:49Hakui and Okinawa direct people are working on summer completion.
18:53The progress rate is over 80%.
18:57At the same time, Okushiri, Oga, Sado, Oki.
19:01We are collecting land in Ikide.
19:04We have increased the output of our Green Ray by 400%.
19:08It is possible to destroy 100 meters in the environment.
19:14The range has also increased by 2.5 times.
19:16We can intercept at sea and drop the debris into the safe zone.
19:21Now the outside defense is ready.
19:24The rest are the invaders in the city.
19:27The Prime Minister is weak.
19:35No. 23, Yurika Kato.
19:37Yes.
19:39No. 25, Mayu Kobayashi.
19:41Yes.
19:43No. 26, Kadode Koyama.
19:47Yes.
19:57This is Hitomaru.
19:58The occupation of Minamiguchi, Kichijoji Station has been completed.
20:01Start the occupation of Kitaguchi Shopping Street.
20:04That's all.
20:07I think there are still invaders in the 1km radius.
20:11Be careful not to kill too many.
20:15No. 28, Ryo.
20:18Looking back, these three years
20:21may have been a time of tragedy and reconstruction called 8.31.
20:28But now it's over.
20:31It was an opportunity to show the strength and hard work of our people.
20:36Now I can say it clearly.
20:39I'm glad I was born in this country.
20:44This is No. 28.
20:45We are searching for a fast food restaurant in the B6 area.
20:48Give it to me.
20:49Hitomaru, Ryo.
20:50The number of enemies has been eliminated as soon as the invaders are confirmed.
20:54That's all.
20:55No. 28, Ryo.
21:10We just fought here the other day.
21:13They may be gathering for food.
21:17They may be hungry and violent.
21:19No, even if they are violent,
21:21if we leave them alone, they won't do anything.
21:24I can hear you well.
21:26The reason we exist is that we always follow orders and keep shooting bullets.
21:31Don't shoot.
21:42I'm sorry.
21:43I'm sorry.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:45I'm sorry.
21:46I'm sorry.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:07I'm sorry.
22:08Zombie
22:22Begins To Cry
22:28CAuse She's Slippery
22:30D
22:31D
22:31Destruction
22:34De
22:35De
22:35Destruction
22:36Destruction
22:38Just get that I said it
22:40Get it, get it, check you out
22:42What's up?
22:43Hook up, go left
22:45Wow, wow, wow
22:46Kick up some overkill
22:48I feel a distortion
22:50This is a mystery
22:52Change it, change it, change it
22:53Hey, can you hear me?
22:55I know everything
22:57Right now, don't stop
22:59Here I go
23:00I wanna feel it
23:01Understand it, deny it
23:03It's a trap, a trap
23:04I'm scared
23:07D-D-D-Destruction
23:14The night before the revolution
23:16That guy's disgusting
23:20It doesn't look dramatic
23:27I'll open my absolute justice
23:31I'm not scared anymore
23:34Even if it's reckless, even if it's broken
23:38It's beautiful
23:42The world is broken
23:45Let's fly to the sky together
23:48I won't let go
23:50No, no
23:54I wanna feel it
23:56D-D-D-Destruction