Super Cult Cinema
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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:00:53In the beginning
00:00:56There was
00:00:59Nothing
00:01:02Where the fuck am I
00:01:13One moment
00:01:29Oh shit
00:01:35Where's my phone, I don't know your pants
00:01:39Can't see fucking shit in here
00:01:42Fuck man, turn this shit off. One sec. I gotta find my phone
00:01:46Just come back to bed. No, I gotta drive my parents to the airport in a bit. So
00:01:52So now that you got what you wanted you just gonna leave huh, I mean just another girl from the bar
00:02:28I
00:02:58Oh
00:03:24Damn I look pissed
00:03:29I'm sorry. I'm late
00:03:33Where are your shoes and
00:03:36Whose bike is that?
00:03:40Shoes are at my friend's house and the bike is hers, too
00:03:45Are you guys ready to go? We've been ready to go. I haven't seen you once in the past two days
00:03:51No, not true. I was here yesterday
00:03:54To change your clothes and then you went right back out again. Where have you been?
00:03:58Oh
00:04:13Hey guys
00:04:20Hey, man, how you doing? Good. How you been? Good you killing it. We're having drinks. You wanna have a drink with us?
00:04:28No, I'm good, man. I'm job hunting right now. So job hunting, you know how it is
00:04:34No, no, no, no, that's bullshit. Just one drink, bro. Come on
00:04:40Fuck um
00:04:42Yeah, I shouldn't you know, you got to be responsible already. Yeah, you know, yeah, you got stuff to do
00:04:48Yeah, I appreciate that. Oh, of course. Yeah next time though. Next. Yeah, definitely
00:04:53It's it's on me. So if you want that drink right now, you know
00:04:58I
00:05:03Been out job hunting and I
00:05:06Ran into some friends. Well, we decided to call an uber because we couldn't keep waiting
00:05:11Yeah
00:05:14Help us with the luggage
00:05:16You
00:05:24What did you guys get back Sunday, I thought you said Thursday no, I got the dates mixed up
00:05:29We actually have three extra days
00:05:32Maybe I can pick you guys up when you get back
00:05:35That'd be great
00:05:38You
00:05:41Please don't have any parties while we're gone. You can have a couple friends over friends. We know
00:05:47Right friends. We know so Dave or Jen or anybody like that's fine
00:05:52None of your sketchy friends know Joey or Derek's over at the house. Seriously Adam. I mean it no parties
00:05:58I don't plan to throw a party if you want to prove yourself trustworthy
00:06:01Now's the time to start as I was saying
00:06:04We just need you to take care of the house like we talked about make sure the dogs are okay
00:06:09Take Hector for walks cuz he's getting fat. Make sure the plants don't die water my grass
00:06:14I don't want to come home to a dead water grass check
00:06:25Can I trust you to take care of everything
00:06:27Can I trust you to take care of everything? Yes, I the house will be the same by the time
00:06:34You guys get back
00:06:36Yes, be smart and be safe. I love you, buddy
00:06:46Take extra special care of that gospel
00:06:50You know who signatures on the guitar Brian May Brian May correct don't touch my guitar
00:06:56Don't even look at it. I can't play it
00:07:05I'm so gonna play that fucking guitar
00:07:10Well, that's done a bit
00:07:13Fun fact, this is the first time my parents have left me home alone for more than a few hours and nearly 22 years
00:07:20It's kind of a big deal
00:07:27This is my place
00:07:30Well, technically it's my parents place and I just live here
00:07:37You know same difference
00:07:49It's not that they don't trust me it's just
00:07:54Well, there's been some incidences that have happened
00:07:57Well, there's been some incidences that a race in my brows
00:08:15Oh shit mom mom
00:08:18Oh
00:08:23Next time if you just do it the way I say this won't happen. Sorry dad
00:08:31Hey, hey, yeah, give me a heads up when you cut the branch and avoid it landing on my plants. Okay. I got you. Cool
00:08:37Oh
00:08:46My god my ficus
00:08:52To be fair they think there's a possibility I can set the house on fire
00:08:56Which is hogwash because I've already gotten those mistakes out of the way and I'm pretty good at avoiding running into the same issues
00:09:07As
00:09:17You can see the guitar is gorgeous
00:09:20How can you put the gospel on display like that and not expect me to play it?
00:09:24You literally won it in a raffle, you know guy obsesses over it and he's never even been to a Queen concert
00:09:30You were probably asking yourself. What kind of selfish prick can't remember to drive their parents to the airport in the morning
00:09:38a spoiled have it too good lack of life experience type motherfucker
00:09:42I'll admit I have it easy, but I figure I'd live it up for as long as I can tell it's no longer cute and
00:09:49When that day comes I'll get a real estate license or something
00:10:02Hey, buddy
00:10:05They leave
00:10:07Yep, party time at Adams place
00:10:10No
00:10:12Wait, what do you mean? No, I mean no party
00:10:16What?
00:10:17Hear me out. Okay
00:10:20I've got weed
00:10:22No, I only smoke when I'm stressed. I
00:10:25Got tequila tequila gives me the worst fucking hangovers. I've got booger sugar
00:10:31Doesn't that shit make your dicks off? What do you need your dick for you don't use it. Anyway, oh fuck you
00:10:36I get ass. Oh you eat ass bet your ass hate us my ass you wish bitch
00:10:42Look, I'm just I'm just saying okay, we threw a party we could get us some hot hot hot
00:10:49hot
00:10:54Adam
00:10:57What the fuck he just hung up on me will we partying or what? Yeah, we are I'll figure something out I
00:11:03was thinking
00:11:05Do you want to?
00:11:08Shoot some moments of truth
00:11:27Honestly, man, I have had a long weekend of partying and look it's it's alright. Okay, it's fine, but just
00:11:33Look guess who is playing a charity show at the local tonight, who?
00:11:40Tunnels, I don't know shit. I thought they'd be too big to be playing at the same old dive bars
00:11:45Yeah, they have but they're back for the next month. I'm gonna go tonight snap some shots. You wanna come?
00:11:49Uh, I shouldn't I got to find a job ace
00:11:53Look, the locals a bar just apply there, you know, just don't drink. Yeah, we all know how that goes
00:11:59Listen, you remember Michelle Michelle who from high school?
00:12:04Yeah. Yeah, how could I forget?
00:12:07Yeah, well, she's gonna be there. Yes. She tours with the band. Okay
00:12:11Yeah, I'm in. Oh, really? Okay, cool. I'm gonna pick you up at like
00:12:17Like nine, okay
00:12:19What do you live again, dude? How do you not remember where I live? You were here like a week ago
00:12:24Oh shit. Wait, wait, man. My mom is calling. So just text me the address. Okay?
00:12:28Okay. Yeah, cool. Bye
00:12:39I know what this looks like and believe me. I am NOT cyber stalking this poor girl
00:12:44Well, maybe I am but this is Michelle
00:12:47She was my prom date and maybe even my soulmate, but I wasn't ready to make a move in high school
00:12:53So isn't she gorgeous? She's also the one that got away
00:13:05Is this fucking douche fuck this guy
00:13:14Shit
00:13:23Don't judge okay. Remember she might be my soulmate
00:13:43Oh
00:14:01Man nervous, don't be nervous. You're gonna be fine. Just don't I don't know shit your pants in front of Michelle. Yeah
00:14:07Try not to ah the local I actually used to work here tell they cut my finger off
00:14:15I'm gonna go find the band. Cool. Okay, you want anything from the bar? IPA?
00:14:21IPA'd be great
00:14:23IPA cool. All right. Are you guys hiring by chance?
00:14:30Okay, well I will have an IPA and an old-fashioned
00:14:34Adam Roberts long time no see. Hey Greg. What's up, bud? Good to see you
00:14:43So got any fuzz on your peaches yet
00:14:48Fuzz on my peaches
00:14:51I
00:14:52Don't know. I don't know. I don't know
00:14:55I
00:14:57Don't know. I don't know
00:15:00I
00:15:02Fuzz on my peaches. No, not yet. Still. Yes. Damn
00:15:09Thanks
00:15:11So how things have been with you, you know what I'll actually close out now
00:15:20You still have the guitar shop
00:15:22I'm actually the manager now
00:15:24Shit gets crazy when you're promoting you just start tapping ass and make pink like never before
00:15:33He wouldn't know though you quit before he even sees the opportunity god this guy never shuts the fuck up with lies
00:15:39graduations
00:15:41well
00:15:43If you ever need a new guitar
00:15:45Give me a ring
00:15:50Yeah, I'll think about it, thanks
00:15:54Oh, you know how I was a virgin while you were still working there
00:15:59Well, guess how many babes I've slayed since I became the boss
00:16:04six
00:16:06and of those six babes five of them were dimes, but the thing is though
00:16:12It would be even higher, but I have you know paperwork up the ass
00:16:16I have you know corporate meetings to attend to it's all a real pain in the dick
00:16:22Adam Roberts
00:16:29What did I tell you
00:16:36Man I'd call your bank cards not going through
00:16:40No, I used it earlier today, I just ran it three times
00:16:44Call your bank. Okay, just try it one more time, please
00:16:51Like I said
00:16:59How much for both drinks
00:17:06Let's take the beer
00:17:14All right, let's see how this goes
00:17:25Hello
00:17:29Hi
00:17:34This is my friend Jenny
00:17:40This is just crazy I am running into everybody tonight. Oh, yeah
00:17:46No, no, no just
00:17:59Yeah, hey when I walked in he like just business card in my back pocket
00:18:04You know what? I actually think I'm gonna go kick his ass. Really? Yeah. All right. No, I'm good. Go get him
00:18:16She doesn't usually do that. I mean not since those stripper days
00:18:22What are you doing here I
00:18:25Came to watch the tunnels play. What are you doing here shots?
00:18:30Yeah
00:18:32Hey, can we get a couple of wet pussies over here?
00:18:39You look like you've never had a wet pussy before
00:18:44You've been missing out I guess we'll find out
00:18:59Okay, so how's everything how's life how's the wife the kids
00:19:07I'll keep it brief. My wife doesn't know I'm here kids are asleep
00:19:13Hate those fuckers
00:19:16Yeah, but I mean honestly though life has just been one crazy wild rollercoaster, yeah, no same here since high school
00:19:25How
00:19:27Like four years
00:19:30You know me another wet pussy, but maybe later
00:19:34Well, I just like life's gone by I'm like a blink of an eye, you know, yeah. Yeah. No, this seriously has it's weird
00:19:40I mean, oh shit. Um, they're playing
00:19:57Oh
00:20:27I
00:20:57This is pretty good turnout for a Sunday night show
00:21:02Anyways, I'm Eric that's Eddie on the bass. We got Billy on guitar
00:21:10Sigh on the keys and then
00:21:17Anyways, we're gonna slow it down a bit
00:21:19This is a romantic one from our first album, which most of you probably never even heard of it's called not gonna murder you, baby
00:21:27I
00:21:57I
00:22:24Can not believe I got the
00:22:28Wait, didn't you guys go to prom together?
00:22:31Yes, we did, but I was too much of a pussy to make a move at the time. Well, you guys look cute out there
00:22:38Really? Yeah, totally. You should invite her back to your place. I
00:22:44Don't think I'm drunk enough to pull that off yet
00:22:47Look, she goes wherever the band goes. Okay, so just figure out the plans of the band and then you'll work something out
00:22:54I think she's a groupie anyway
00:22:57Oh
00:23:02All right, you guys open or close open open
00:23:13Thanks for coming what are you up to tonight? Um, I was just gonna go home pass out. What'd you have in mind? Well,
00:23:22We were trying to party we were gonna rent a room down to Ritz yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down take some shots. Who's me?
00:23:30me band girls
00:23:33the girls
00:23:35Hey, you know what? Let's
00:23:38Let's go back to your place. It's cheaper anyway, right? Yeah, I'm down you down
00:23:47Yeah
00:23:51You know, just keep it small dude, of course we just want to have a little
00:23:59A kickback. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can dig
00:24:04Cheers boys Cheers
00:24:21You got me another one where are they
00:24:51Oh
00:25:06Damn I didn't know you did coke. I usually don't but uh, you don't mean my girl we got in a fight today. So
00:25:13Fuck it
00:25:14What happened to him? Oh long story short. I uh, I
00:25:18Tried to shoot a porn with her and she got pissed and she left but you know
00:25:22I said that we cover her face and we'd mask her or something, but apparently I didn't fucking mean anything
00:25:27Damn, dude
00:25:29Well screw her because you know, that's foolish because there's there's a lot of money in that business
00:25:36You know, especially if she's got a pretty face and she's good in front of the camera
00:25:40That's exactly what I was saying. And I believe me. She's got she's got a camera personality nice
00:25:48so, uh
00:25:49What were you saying? Oh about Mexico. So me and the boys we you know did about ten shots of mezcal in like
00:25:5645 minutes, but the thing is is the bartender had mixed the mezcal the peyote juice
00:26:04Shit. Well, I'm sure one shot of that was a little bit. What do I let you trip balls?
00:26:12No, then I then what happened oh I met Bob Dylan
00:26:18Oh
00:26:21We actually still that's it put that shit away
00:26:27Have fun with that bro. Oh
00:26:37Shit when did cocaine get here?
00:26:48I don't know about this. Fuck do I do? I mean Michelle just did one so it can't be that bad, right?
00:26:54Are you gonna do it or not?
00:27:06Hey Michelle, have you seen Adams lizard you have a lizard? Oh
00:27:13Oh, we're what kind it's an iguana you haven't seen it it's massive. Oh my god. Oh shit
00:27:19You have to show me this you should show
00:27:29How big is it it's a good size
00:27:38Man did my lizard escape again
00:27:43There is no lizard is there what do you mean I think I know what Joey was getting at
00:27:57Look at the stars. It's so beautiful. If you could be a star, which one would you be?
00:28:05I
00:28:07Be that one
00:28:09That one
00:28:10No, you want you and I'd be which one. I'd be the one that's like all the way fucking over there
00:28:16That's far away from your stars
00:28:20It's just hard I
00:28:23Didn't know you had a dance floor
00:28:28Yeah, you know how to tango no do you
00:28:35Oh
00:28:37Ready, okay
00:28:39Yeah, so, okay. We're gonna do
00:28:43Is a little one?
00:28:45two
00:28:48Two
00:28:50Oh
00:29:03There is nothing like imagining being with a special someone for so long and then finally getting the chance to kiss them
00:29:10My dreams are coming true one small step at a time
00:29:20Oh
00:29:22We're out of beer bring the tequila over fuck your shitty tequila I want beer there's beer in the fridge
00:29:36Not that fridge the fridge in the garage
00:29:51Oh
00:29:56Yeah
00:30:07What the fuck I didn't even do a line how the fuck are you not hard yet? Come on, come on
00:30:20This is your god-fucking soulmate
00:30:51I'm gonna put my dick in that guitar
00:31:05Fucking god damn it. Yo, I gotta take a leak bro finish up
00:31:12Oh
00:31:16Yo, what the fuck man fuck man, I'm smoking a fucking cigarette
00:31:26Hi, hi, I got cold. Oh
00:31:36Nice
00:31:42Oh
00:31:52Adam
00:32:12I
00:32:31Think maybe no way you don't scream so loud shut the fuck up and get back to work
00:32:42Oh
00:32:50People gotta decide who they should be by the people be people just like you and me
00:33:09Yes, it was
00:33:12I'm gonna have to confess my sins at church tomorrow
00:33:23Do you hear that?
00:33:28Okay
00:33:42Oh
00:34:12Another one bites the dust
00:34:43You
00:34:55Fucker
00:35:00Get the fuck out. Oh you get the fuck out now. I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out of here
00:35:13Oh
00:35:19Shit oh my god. Oh, no
00:35:42Oh
00:36:12Yeah
00:36:42Oh
00:36:50What are you doing here come to beg for your old job back
00:36:54No, no, I came for a guitar
00:36:58Gibson gospel you got that
00:37:01Follow me
00:37:06Right here
00:37:09Beautiful she is ain't she
00:37:13You have something a little cheaper maybe
00:37:17500 I was thinking, you know something used
00:37:21This isn't a pawn shop asshole. It's a legitimate corporate guitar retail. I know. Yeah
00:37:27Look, man. Let me preface long story short. I
00:37:32Destroyed my dad's guitar and I'm trying to replace it. So
00:37:36Obviously, I don't have enough money to afford that one right now
00:37:39but what I'm thinking is maybe we can figure out some sort of arrangement maybe like I give you a
00:37:45$500 down payment right now
00:37:49I don't know. Maybe I can clean your guys back room or something. You're the manager, right? We you're desperate aren't you?
00:37:57Yes, yes, I will do anything
00:38:02Anything
00:38:05All right, meet me out back in 15
00:38:32Hey
00:38:35I
00:38:40Know inside I said I'd do anything but no dick stuff. What about foot stuff?
00:38:47No, I
00:38:49I'm not talking about with you creep
00:38:52Okay, what are you talking about then?
00:38:54Okay, you were hanging out with the band last night, right?
00:38:58Yeah, so, you know them
00:39:01Yeah, I would say me chilling with them means I know them
00:39:04Okay, so and you know Michelle
00:39:06What are you getting at? Why are you asking questions? I know the answer to it. All right, listen up
00:39:11every now and then she comes into the shop and
00:39:16If you can get me a few different pictures of her feet then maybe I'll give you that Gibson for the price you're looking for
00:39:24Seriously, it's a pig's pussy pork. I actually have them listed right here
00:39:34Now
00:39:38Wasn't I want
00:39:39several different pictures of
00:39:42Foot lettuce a foot wedgie and if possible a video of you giving her a foot massage
00:39:47But if that can't happen then a picture of you touching your feet, that's fucking weird. You don't judge me man
00:39:54It's not my fault. I feel pure admiration when I see her bare feet. Have you ever seen those titties?
00:39:59They're the most adorable thing I've ever seen. Oh
00:40:01Oh man this one time
00:40:03she came into the shop wearing flip-flops and on the lift up from her step the strap dug into her foot and
00:40:11It was I nearly came right there man dead-ass
00:40:15Nothing like nothing
00:40:17You have a foot fetish
00:40:19Is that a problem? I'm just a little confused. You want me to take pictures of her?
00:40:25Oh
00:40:29What's foot lettuce
00:40:32Loving God
00:40:33bless all those who have gathered here today in friendship and fellowship and thank you for the blessings of our many individual and collective GD
00:40:41giving gifts and
00:40:43Place in our hearts the desire to make a difference in our families to our friend. Ah
00:40:50Sorry
00:40:53I
00:40:55Continue actually, I think I'm having an IBS attack. Oh
00:41:00Father may I use the restroom?
00:41:03Listen, we're right in the middle of prayer
00:41:08You know, she can control it IBS just attacks fine off with you
00:41:14Oh
00:41:19She was a boy
00:41:25Hey you called
00:41:27Yeah, why are you whispering? My family was in the middle of prayer and now I'm in the bathroom. Oh
00:41:34Shit, I'm sorry. My bad. No, it's fine. What's up?
00:41:39Well, I
00:41:42Kind of freaked out the other night and I wanted to make it up to you. What are you doing later?
00:41:48What do you have in mind
00:41:52I
00:41:55Was thinking maybe we could
00:42:03You wanted to go on the boardwalk and get some ice cream that sounds nice actually I
00:42:09I do have to finish dinner though. So maybe I can meet you in like an hour hour and a half. Does that work?
00:42:15Yeah, that'd be perfect
00:42:20Okay, bye
00:42:38Yes, everything is going as planned first Beach sand equals flip-flops flip-flops equal a picture of
00:42:46Fuck. Really? Why do you have to wear shoes? We're at the goddamn Beach
00:42:55I love this place
00:42:58Well for someone that loves this place you should know better than to wear shoes to the beach. Oh
00:43:04Okay, well technically we're not on the beach we're on the grass
00:43:08Would you always wear flip-flops on dates?
00:43:10You said this is a date. I say this is a date you went to the holiest of holes last night
00:43:17Touche, okay
00:43:19How do you get flip-flops on this girl's feet? Well, maybe I should take my shoes off you we are at the beach
00:43:26You're right. You're right
00:43:28It's a good idea
00:43:38Oh my god, he wasn't joking her feet are adorable. I have a question
00:43:46What's your shoe status
00:43:51Are you kidding? No a five and a half. Okay. I know I have small feet. It's like a lot of security
00:44:03The perfect fit it's a perfect fit Wow
00:44:08Amazing gorgeous. What did you did you just take a picture of my?
00:44:16Why
00:44:19Honestly, Michelle, I have never found feet to be attractive until seeing yours and I kind of had to capture the moment
00:44:26Well, I'm glad you're discovering new things about yourself. Yeah, what can I say? You bring it out of me? Okay. Well take this off. I
00:44:34Am sore. Well, that's nothing a world-famous. Adam Roberts
00:44:39Wouldn't fix Oh world famous. You offer all the girls you go on dates foot reps
00:44:45Only the ones with sore feet
00:44:48Wow, it's gonna take a lot more
00:44:51Flirtation for you to get these socks off. Well, I'm up for the challenge
00:44:59Do you
00:45:01You want to do something like
00:45:04Me we should sneak in somewhere
00:45:34Oh
00:46:04I
00:46:07Had seen you after all these years
00:46:11Why
00:46:15I'm still the same you haven't changed. It must be a pretty shitty person if I haven't changed
00:46:22No, that's
00:46:24It's a compliment to your consistency
00:46:27most people they they go off to college and they learn all these new things and
00:46:33You know, they change themselves
00:46:35And you see them again and you don't like the person they've become you seem the same for the most part
00:46:44Okay, what's changed I mean in high school you were a good little Christian girl you're
00:46:51Pretty rock and roll
00:46:54It's pretty fair
00:46:56I still am a good little Christian girl. I mean, I don't go to I do go to church just
00:47:08Do I go to church
00:47:13That's okay, maybe you should try sometime maybe
00:47:18So
00:47:25You're going to school though, yeah, yeah, I'm mostly online now because we're touring and
00:47:32I'm doing like media studies
00:47:37So you're touring full-time we're going to school because I want to
00:47:43You know get on the business side of the music industry
00:47:49What do you do are you a
00:47:53Groupie
00:47:55Are you
00:47:58I love the boys. I love them, but I'm their manager. Oh
00:48:04Wow manager
00:48:06It's ambitious. You know, it started off doing it, you know, I'm just kind of fun
00:48:12making a little bit catch on the side and
00:48:16I ended up being pretty good
00:48:19Inspired
00:48:26Me
00:48:32Let's see, I actually dropped out of school
00:48:40It's taking a major I couldn't give a shit about
00:48:43And I wasn't really paying attention in class and I didn't know what I wanted to do
00:48:49So I figured I'd take some time off save money do some reflecting and figure stuff out
00:48:57Where has that gotten you
00:49:00Here
00:49:02Here
00:49:05Seriously
00:49:08Currently nowhere
00:49:11To be completely honest, I actually lost my job
00:49:17I
00:49:18Was making an old-fashioned and I was doing the garnish right holding the orange peel in it
00:49:24I don't like this. Okay, so I had my peeler little knife and
00:49:30Slip through the orange and took the tip right off my pinky
00:49:35Yeah, no gone
00:49:38somewhere behind that bar
00:49:41So I was like, oh shit. I got this drink really quick so I can stop the bleeding and figure out the situation
00:49:47So I give the beverage customer
00:49:50forgetting to check their ID because I'm in a rush and
00:49:54my boss was eyeballing me the whole entire time and
00:49:59Couldn't give a shit that my finger was missing, but you know, he gave me the boot
00:50:04Oh fuck that guy, let me see
00:50:08Is it this one?
00:50:09Yeah
00:50:11Does it hurt?
00:50:12No, no, I mean it's
00:50:15Been fine for a while. I mean what really hurt it was when I rushed back in and played guitar
00:50:21Pressing this piggy down and it fucked it up
00:50:25So last night, I don't think you'll be playing guitar anytime soon
00:50:28I
00:50:33Didn't remind me
00:50:40So, sorry
00:50:43Yeah, no, it's fine. I mean, it's just
00:50:46The thing that really gets me about it is it wasn't even my guitar. It was my dad's
00:50:51And Brian May signed it
00:50:53I have
00:50:56Eric destroyed the guitar signed by the lead guitarist of Queen
00:51:04I'm gonna kill him. Welcome to my hell
00:51:10I have a confession. I like you a lot. I've had a crush on you ever since high school
00:51:18And
00:51:20When you just you've always made me feel good things aren't going great well
00:51:31I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel the same
00:51:47Hey
00:52:17I
00:52:48I
00:52:56Make yourself comfortable
00:53:01Okay
00:53:02Things are going good so far foot wedgie check foot rub pending now
00:53:06I just got to figure out how the fuck I'm gonna put lettuce on this chick's feet
00:53:18You
00:53:29Want some wine? Oh, no, I'm good. Thank you. I drank too much this weekend. So I mean you saw that
00:53:38Okay
00:53:40Do you think I could put on a record what's that? Can I put a record on?
00:53:45Yeah, go for it
00:54:15Oh
00:54:19Hi, you ready for your massage
00:54:41Are you
00:54:43Recording this. Oh
00:54:47My god, no, you are recording this
00:54:51No, Michelle
00:54:54Michelle can you just can you just tell Michelle? Can you just wait Michelle? Fuck you porn freak
00:55:00Just relax for one what just listen. Okay, the
00:55:05My dad's guitar
00:55:07Was ruined so I had to go to the guitar shop
00:55:10Try to replace it
00:55:12It's just way too out of my price range. So I had to strike a deal with the guy there what guy?
00:55:17the guitar guy
00:55:20Look, you're so fucking shit. No, I'm not kidding me. Listen, just wait
00:55:33What the fuck I
00:55:35Told you I'd call you when I got it. You just blew my fucking cover. Well, did you get them? No
00:55:42No, I she left before I could let us her fucking feet, man
00:55:46You are such a rookie
00:55:50All right, just come by tomorrow morning and show me what you got
00:56:04Won't do
00:56:07I'm keeping it, but it won't do wait
00:56:13It's too late
00:56:16What do you mean?
00:56:18We had a deal the deal was you would get me three kinds of coverage you gave me two
00:56:24Yeah, I got you two because you fucked things up dick. Remember you called
00:56:30shit went south
00:56:32Maybe if you wouldn't have called I would have gotten the third one
00:56:34So how about you just give me that guitar and I will figure something else out
00:56:38Okay, first of all, this is not how you get someone to do something for you demanding the object of your desire and insulting me
00:56:46Please let's remember who has the power here, buddy. And also I should probably inform you. I
00:56:56Don't have that kind of authority here
00:56:59What I
00:57:03Don't have enough clout to give you a discount on the guitar like that
00:57:09What do you mean Greg I
00:57:12Thought you said you're the fucking manager here. I'm the store manager. It goes against corporate policy
00:57:18Marie if our regional manager maybe but even then it's a long shot
00:57:23Sorry
00:57:28Fuck this
00:57:31Quitter
00:57:32Quitter how dare you come into my store with your lies and false promises of foot lettuce
00:57:39Get the hell out of here and don't come back
00:57:43And I fucked your dad mom fuck
00:57:48God damn you Adam Roberts
00:58:02Hmm
00:58:17Michelle
00:58:26Hey mama, hey, sweetie, were you just crying?
00:58:29Yeah, yeah, I was watching the notebook Oh, honey the first time is always the hardest
00:58:38Exactly, how have you been? How are the dogs in the house?
00:58:43Good good. Everything is good. How was Alaska?
00:58:46Alaska is great. You'd love it here next time. We're coming as a family. I can't wait. Oh
00:58:54Here's dad. He wants to talk to you
00:58:56Hey bud, hey dad, how's it going? Awesome? You and your mom are having a blast what's going on?
00:59:02How's everything the yards being water dogs taken care of? Yeah. Yeah, I am flooding the yards and
00:59:09Hector is losing pounds by the minute. Well good. What you been up to?
00:59:15Uh, you know
00:59:18Same stuff as always kind of just hanging out with my mom. Yeah, that's great. I'm glad to hear that
00:59:24Always kind of just hanging around the house and
00:59:28Still looking for a job
00:59:30Cool. All right. Well, that's good to hear. I'll give you back to your mom now and I'll see you when we get back
00:59:35Okay, see you
00:59:38Hey, buddy
00:59:40Glad to hear everything's going. Okay. Everything is good. Good. That's good. All right. Well, we'll see you Thursday
00:59:49Thursday I thought you said you're getting back Sunday
00:59:52Yeah, I thought so but actually it's Thursday I thought you got the dates wrong the first time no
00:59:58I was actually wrong about being wrong. So
01:00:03We need you to pick us up this Thursday morning
01:00:08You can still pick us up, right
01:00:16Yeah, yeah, I'll be there okay great
01:00:22Yeah
01:00:32Hey
01:00:35Hey, Michelle, it's um
01:00:38Well, you know who it is, um
01:00:41Listen give me a call back when you have a moment
01:00:44All right
01:00:46Okay, bye
01:00:52I
01:01:03Think motherfucker think outside the fucking box. How are we gonna fix this?
01:01:21I
01:01:51Have a seat, okay
01:01:58So tell me my son what's been bothering you
01:02:06Well to be honest father I've never really done this before so that's kind of like a sin in itself but
01:02:15The girl I like recommended I give church a chance so here I am
01:02:19Basically, I fucked up
01:02:22Yeah in more ways than one my parents left me home alone
01:02:26To take her the house and their things but I ended up throwing a party
01:02:31For the girl I like she was gonna be there. I wanted to hook up with her there
01:02:36right
01:02:37that was the whole reason for this fiasco, but
01:02:42We ended up kissing kissing went into other stuff and one thing led to another and
01:02:49I
01:02:52Want to start we supposed to be with these
01:02:54Confessions do I tell you everything is it as much as you're comfortable with my son?
01:03:00Listen, I can't break the confessional seal under any circumstance. So
01:03:05Your word safe with me
01:03:08cool
01:03:10well, it was my first time going orbital and
01:03:14One of the guys at the party was downstairs and he found my dad's guitar
01:03:18Started playing it and I couldn't hear any of the commotion going downstairs
01:03:23You know, so when I did come down I see him and he's standing on top of the table and he ends up falling off
01:03:29Breaking my dad's guitar. So I had to replace it right couldn't afford it. So I start a deal with the guy at the guitar shop
01:03:37by using the girl the night before as leverage basically by taking pictures of feet, which she was not aware of at the time and
01:03:44She got really pissed when she found out and slammed her car door on my hand and it really fucking hurts now, but
01:03:51It's brand. I don't know. But basically what I'm asking man is what do you think I should do because I
01:03:57Know I fucked up in both situations
01:03:59but I just I don't know my parents are gonna find out about the guitar eventually and I
01:04:06Mean this girl I've liked her since high school and I don't know she she won't even return my calls now. I
01:04:18Mean if it wasn't for this whole sticky situation in the first place, I wouldn't be in this mess
01:04:23But now she thinks I'm an asshole. So
01:04:28I'm fucked Jesus Christ
01:04:31I'm fucked Jesus Christ
01:04:38My son
01:04:39We all make mistakes
01:04:41Now one of the most common sins under the Sun is a lie. We all lie
01:04:45It's in our nature. We lie to our friends our family and other loved ones now. We don't mean to
01:04:51It's just out of fear of what the truth might bring
01:04:54Typically, we feel if we hide our true intentions, right? We just avoid the difficult outcomes, right?
01:05:00But we pile on lie after lie after lie just making the situation more complicated
01:05:05when in reality if we just
01:05:08Told the truth in the beginning our worries would have been over
01:05:12instantaneously
01:05:14Leaving only the immediate dread we fear most in these situations
01:05:31So
01:05:33How's this work am I good to go
01:05:38Yeah, I'm relieved of my sins you're good I'm good. Yeah, you're cool. Hey, thank you very much. Yep
01:05:58This priest really liked to talk
01:06:00I thought they're supposed to give us a clear head and fix our problems
01:06:04The only thing I got from that complicated religious word puzzle is that I should fess up to my parents which dude come on
01:06:10That is the last thing I want to do. I'm trying to solve my problems not worsen the situation
01:06:31Oh
01:06:34Hey Adam, come on man, I I got good news and uh and weed it's your favorite
01:06:44Peanut butter and jelly PB&J
01:06:54Okay, I'm look I'm sorry
01:06:56Can I just can I come inside I want to talk
01:07:02Yeah, fine, really, yeah, come on, okay
01:07:12Is it locked or should I oh
01:07:16Yeah, I didn't I didn't know
01:07:22Do you believe in God
01:07:26Not especially no, well you should because God has answered our prayers
01:07:35Fuck man, look I'll tell you man when shit got fucked up at the party. I felt bad
01:07:45You should have I did I do
01:07:50It's just if it wasn't for me, you know planting the seed in the first place. It just wouldn't have gone the way it did so
01:07:57No, no, it's just
01:08:00That night changed me, you know
01:08:05Maybe it's I don't know. Maybe the culmination of things but
01:08:12Anyways point is I uh, I started going back to church
01:08:16Aren't you guy that try to film a porno with his girlfriend a couple days ago now you're religious
01:08:22ex-girlfriend and
01:08:23Yes
01:08:25We all make mistakes
01:08:27but uh
01:08:31Found purpose in somewhere else
01:08:34Anyway, I
01:08:37Started going back to church to rekindle my relationship with my mom and figure this whole situation out and
01:08:43she started to show me how to pray and I prayed that God would bring down from the heavens and other gifts in gospel and
01:08:50My prayers came true man
01:08:53Don't fuck with me like that, man. I'm not fucking with you. Seriously. I don't appreciate I'm not fucking with you man
01:08:58My cousin he was a roadie for the chili peppers and and over the years. He collected a bunch of musical shit
01:09:04He's selling his collection. So, you know went down there and searched through his pickins and I found a guitar the exact same as your dad's
01:09:13Show me a picture. Okay. Come over
01:09:21No shit. Mm-hmm. What do you think?
01:09:35I think I can't afford it
01:09:38Same sound it's like 400 bucks 400 bucks. Yeah, so he said no shit
01:09:44Let's go, huh? Oh you want to go now? It's kind of a far drive. Yeah. No, we're wasting time man. Let's go
01:09:54Come on dude, dude, I don't care. Let's go
01:09:59No, yeah, no, he's he's definitely gonna buy guaranteed
01:10:03What?
01:10:05No, no, don't don't worry
01:10:07We'll be there soon like half an hour give or take
01:10:10All right, sweet
01:10:14Bye man
01:10:17Hey sleepyhead
01:10:25It's like a quarter till 12
01:10:27You
01:10:39Joey's there a chance you can drive a little faster. I would but this thing gets 12 miles to the gallon
01:10:45So you are crazy if you think I'm gonna go past 65
01:10:50Joey Joey, yeah
01:10:53pick up the pace I
01:10:55Would okay, but I don't want us to run out of gas. It's not gonna run out of gas, dude
01:10:59If it does I'm gonna pay you back for it. Aren't you broke?
01:11:03Yes, but dude, I'm desperate. Can you just help me out? Okay, just calm down. Okay here
01:11:08Let's do the square breathing exercise ready breathe in
01:11:12count count to four
01:11:15Count to four
01:11:19Breathe out breathe out
01:11:25I'm serious. Okay, you need to relax serious to you snap like that at my cousin. I don't know what the fuck he's gonna do
01:11:32I'm calm
01:11:34I'm not kidding cousin Jerry's super nice guy chill loves to talk
01:11:39But if you snap at him or you send him off
01:11:43It's not gonna be good. Okay, he's
01:11:47He's not the most stable person
01:11:49So chill vibes only got it. I told you I'm calm
01:11:53Good
01:11:58Oh shit, okay. We're actually here lots of me that I thought
01:12:03And chill vibes only okay, remember
01:12:08What
01:12:19Oh
01:12:23Oh
01:12:49Hey boys
01:12:53Jerry this is
01:12:56This is Adam, this is my friend I was talking about. Hey man, what's up?
01:13:01Oh my god, how was
01:13:03You look so good
01:13:05Thanks man, I feel good
01:13:06How was the drive? Oh, it was uh, it was fucking long actually
01:13:09It wasn't too bad. I fell asleep most of the way here
01:13:12Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm glad that you got your snoozes because this is a beauty and I want you to have rested eyes. So
01:13:21Yeah, y'all want a beer
01:13:23Whiskey iced tea. I'll have a beer. I'm good
01:13:26Are you sure man? I can't trust anybody here doesn't make themselves comfortable
01:13:31Come on, what kind of beverage you want?
01:13:33I want you to tell me what kind of beverage you want because I can tell you're thirsty
01:13:36You've been driving in the desert and you've been sleeping this whole time
01:13:39All right, just have something. All right, you know just make yourself comfortable right? Yeah, I'm being such a tight ass
01:13:44You know he that's yeah, he's fine. He's tea
01:13:51Adam I'm gotten the iced tea Adam
01:13:54Anyway, how's your mom? Oh, she's she's good. She's good. Well, yeah, I'm being honest
01:13:59She's a little disappointed in me since I moved into the van, you know, she's actually talking to her the other day
01:14:04She said that she was embarrassed that her son lives in a vehicle. Oh my god, you know, whatever fuck it, right?
01:14:09Yeah, we're working things out. She never got it man. She never will. Hey, I'm happy to know that y'all are hashing things out though
01:14:16Yeah, just keep doing you. Oh
01:14:19Believe me I am and yeah, and I love the van too. Trust me
01:14:22I'm not gonna get rid of that from being honest. I actually tried to shoot a porn in it the other day. Oh, yeah
01:14:28Tammy yeah, she's still not one to do that, huh? No, no, not really. Yeah. Well, actually, yeah, we broke up
01:14:34Yeah, she she got fed up with it. God damn. How long is this gonna take fuck it. Also, I'm great. I'm good
01:14:41I'm totally good. I know you look good. Thanks, man. I feel good. Hey guys, you look like you feel good
01:14:48Yes, Adam, how are you I'd be much better if we could get this show on the road
01:14:54I got we kind of had a long drive here already wasted a bunch of time and I got to pick up my parents from
01:15:00The airport and I'm easy to go and Adam is going. Yeah, Joey Adam needs to get going
01:15:12All right, come on let's go Adam seems like he's in a hurry I always forget how important
01:15:19For the animals
01:15:23Maybe that's how nice this case is too. It's a good color. It's great. It's like a gator on
01:15:41Almost don't even want to sell it now. Where's the gospel?
01:15:48Gospel I thought you said he won the hollow body
01:15:53Yeah, hollow body you say open body I think hollow body no, why do I think gospel when he meant the acoustic
01:16:00acoustic
01:16:01Acoustic. Yes
01:16:03Where is it? I don't know. Let me see if I can find it for you
01:16:11Yes, I sold it guess I sold it Adam sick last night you sold the acoustic last night
01:16:17To a gentleman who paid far more for it than he should have. This is the guitar to have this guitar that will
01:16:23This is the one that's gonna take you to your dreams this guitar right here. This is the only one you'll need
01:16:29Look at that. Why the fuck am I selling this? No, see listen
01:16:36I'm trying to replace it for my dad. And if I don't get it, you'll love it
01:16:40No, no, she's gonna love this if I bring this is a guitar that you want to have for your dad
01:16:45I'm fucked man
01:16:48Wow, I guess you're fucked Adam because I don't have that guitar I got this guitar
01:16:53It's better and it's only six hundred dollars six hundred dollars. No, I don't want that guitar. I
01:17:02Don't care if you want it, I don't care if you need it, I don't care if you need it
01:17:06I don't care if you need it. I don't care if you need it. You're gonna take this guitar
01:17:10No, you're gonna buy this guitar for me before I change my mind. I'm not gonna keep it
01:17:14I'm not buying shit. You can keep it for yourself because I don't give a fuck
01:17:26Thanks kid
01:17:28Firstly don't lose your voice to me
01:17:33Inside voices library voices
01:17:35Okay, second
01:17:37To you don't come into my place of work and interrupt me and my cousins conversation
01:17:43You interrupt our conversation and then waste my time by trying to fight. I spent time on my busy day
01:17:53Trying to help you and now you're trying to
01:17:57Try to fuck me
01:18:08That won't do Adam
01:18:13I had kids to feed motherfucker. Oh
01:18:18You ain't leaving this bitch
01:18:22You ain't leaving this bitch without that guitar
01:18:25For $700 I
01:18:30Don't have $700. I only have 400
01:18:40For that 400 for that
01:18:43Yeah
01:18:48Hey, don't be so pouty Adam
01:18:51We had a good night. Hey Joey was good seeing you man. See how you mom for me, huh?
01:18:57Will do yeah. Yeah. Yeah
01:18:59Hey, come come visit me sometime both of y'all if you want for sure. I have a warm bath waiting
01:19:12I
01:19:17Don't I'm so sorry. I had no idea he was gonna go that far. Okay. I promise you
01:19:22He said he had the guitar that you needed. Okay
01:19:25I'm sorry, man
01:19:28At least you at least you got a new guitar
01:19:33Hey Jesus man, what the fuck was the point of that just take me home
01:19:38I mean you just you just threw $400 at the window. You could have given that your dad
01:19:42Either way if I did or if I didn't it wouldn't make a difference. So thanks for nothing
01:19:48You're such a prick
01:19:50I mean, what's your problem, man?
01:19:52What's my problem?
01:19:55What's my problem I
01:19:58Don't know. Let's see Michelle hates me. My parents don't trust me
01:20:02I don't have a guitar to replace the one that I fucking broke and on top of that your cousin bitch slapped me
01:20:08So come to think of it Joey. I got a lot of fucking problems
01:20:13Get the fuck out of my car
01:20:17Get out of your car why why because I have been here for you Adam this entire time and you have been nothing but
01:20:25Ungrateful and acting like you're the victim in everything and that you don't have a fucking scent of blame in this thing
01:20:31Okay, so I'm sick of it
01:20:34You're sick of it. Yes, you're
01:20:37You're sick of it
01:20:38Okay, well you're not the one coming home to parents to fucking castrate you in the next few hours so show a little
01:20:46Just just a slightest ounce of sympathy man. Fuck you, man
01:20:50Okay, I have done nothing but be here for you
01:20:53Okay, and we just we smoked a joint and we had a heart-to-heart and I thought that was a good step forward
01:20:59But fuck me apparently and now you're telling me to show you some goddamn sympathy
01:21:03No, get the fuck out of my car. You can walk the rest of the way home for all I care
01:21:06Are you fucking kidding? No, I'm serious
01:21:17Well, if it wasn't for you in the first place man, I wouldn't be in this mess
01:21:36I
01:21:38Just a matter of time
01:21:44Gonna stream
01:22:06Everything
01:22:36You
01:23:06You
01:23:36You
01:23:43So this is rock-bottom, huh, you know, it'd be at the top of the hill
01:23:54Oh God, I
01:23:58Thought I was just having fun and somewhere along the way shit got fucked
01:24:02I
01:24:05Mean if it wasn't for Michelle being so goddamn cute none of this stuff would have happened in the first place
01:24:17Hector was that you
01:24:25Holy shit, my dog can talk
01:24:32Oh
01:24:46So way you can actually talk
01:24:49You
01:25:01How
01:25:18You
01:25:48You
01:26:02Come on Hector
01:26:05Seriously, we gotta go
01:26:08You gotta go, dude
01:26:11Come on, buddy
01:26:13Hector seriously
01:26:15Hector come on. Yeah
01:26:17Come on bud
01:26:19There we go. Good boy. Oh
01:26:22I'm sorry. I didn't see you guys there. I remember that one time in middle school. You ate that stick of glue
01:26:31Because I dared you to and I've always respected you for that so it's really good seeing you man
01:26:38you've always been a really good friend and
01:26:47I
01:26:55Come on help me
01:27:07Hello
01:27:09What are you doing here? I came to sweep you off your feet
01:27:14Wait Michelle Michelle Michelle I
01:27:18Came to apologize
01:27:23Why'd you bring your dog? Oh
01:27:26Yeah Hector we were on a hike and
01:27:30He convinced me to come here and
01:27:34Was drinking earlier so I didn't want to drive so we just walked straight here
01:27:38Yeah
01:27:42Hello Adam, yeah, you were at my office yesterday. You don't remember do I know you
01:27:56Yeah, um, oh
01:28:02Yeah, hey
01:28:04Um, none of that stuff I said in there was about your daughter
01:28:12Yeah, no, um fuck will I go to hell for lying to a priest
01:28:20Look I'm here for your daughter Adam. What the fuck what?
01:28:26Well, I was a mistake not the first time I've been dick slapped by a priest either
01:28:34I
01:29:04Oh my gosh, there was this point where we're looking at the ancient totem poles
01:29:10One of them was almost a hundred feet tall was amazing
01:29:15It was such a great trip
01:29:18We're gonna have a great time. We're gonna go
01:29:35Hey
01:29:37Hey you guys
01:29:42So the other day
01:29:46While you guys were gone I ended up throwing a party
01:29:52And I
01:29:55Ended up breaking your guitar dad
01:29:59What about my grass
01:30:02What is it dad it
01:30:04Is it dead? No, it's alive. Are you not mad about the guitar? I'm furious. I
01:30:10Just don't want to blow my top in front of the neighbors
01:30:17So what I'm thinking is you're gonna replace my guitar
01:30:20You'll start paying rent
01:30:23You're going to prepare dinner every night. You hear me and you're gonna start doing your own fucking laundry
01:30:30Despite your age. You're still not an adult
01:30:35Dad what I
01:30:40Killed your grass too. God fucking damn it Adam. I
01:30:46Am so fucking pissed right now. I don't even want to see you go walk the dog or something
01:31:00Oh
01:31:10Bike thief, what are you doing here? Why did you steal my bike?
01:31:17That's actually at my house, what are you doing here? I know I started driving by
01:31:23Yeah, yeah, we can grab it right now if you want. Yeah, that's exactly what we're gonna do
01:31:29I
01:31:36Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't call you back
01:31:42I've been an asshole lately and I
01:31:48Was thinking maybe after we go grab your bike
01:31:55Could take you out for a coffee
01:31:58Maybe I'll think about it. We'll start with the bike and take it from there. Okay?
01:32:08You have every reason not to go out with me so I'll take what I can get
01:32:19So, how do you find me
01:32:28I've been drinking alone
01:32:34That's all folks kind of a weak ending I know but the important thing is I'm working on myself and that's all that matters
01:32:41Maybe just maybe if we make enough money at the box office, you'll get to see my character arc in broken strings to electric
01:32:47Boogaloo till then xoxo gossip girl
01:32:57Oh
01:33:27So
01:33:57Oh
01:34:27I
01:34:39Always be by your side
01:34:45Just know you never
01:34:57You to the side
01:35:27I
01:35:57You