• 4 months ago
As I rummaged through a trash can, I was approached by a well-dressed man and offered a generous sum of money. All I had to do was express gratitude at the right time. Much to my astonishment, a car pulled up by the dumpster and out stepped the country's President. He was surrounded by a film crew working on a story about his compassion for homeless immigrants.

That's when I realized that I was merely a pawn in their propaganda. Refusing to play along, I took a bold step and showered the Head of State with kisses, pretending we had a romantic connection.

The President was caught off guard, and his team had no choice but to go with the flow and keep up the charade. Suddenly, I went from being a homeless lady to the country's First Lady. However, against all odd, my new status failed to bring me any joy...

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00:00I'll give you enough money to eat in any restaurant that you want.
00:15What do you have to do for it?
00:16You just got to keep on saying thank you.
00:19To who?
00:20I'll tell you in a sec.
00:21All right.
00:22We can be Gwen.
00:23Perfect.
00:24It's still in the residence.
00:31It's the president.
00:54Ladies and gentlemen, as you well know, our president loves helping immigrants.
00:59And, for example, this young lady just recently was living in this filthy, filthy dumpster.
01:06But today, our president gave her a new place to live, as well as he's going to find her
01:13employment.
01:15Having said all that, this young lady would like to say a few words to our president.
01:24These rich people thought they could bribe me, but they came across the wrong homeless person.
01:40Yes, I would like to thank the president.
01:45After all, while he was helping me, we became very close, and we fell in love.
01:55Actually, yes, this young lady is going to be our nation's new first lady.
02:02We're all ecstatic about it.
02:04There's going to be a wedding.
02:06And where is the wedding?
02:08We'll be talking about that a bit later.
02:10I'm sorry, last question, please.
02:12No more questions.
02:14Any comments?
02:15Let's go, let's go.
02:16I'm sorry, Mr. President.
02:18And just like that, from the last lady in this country, I was on my way to being the first lady.
02:24But for some reason, I was not happy about it.
02:29My name is Kira, and this is my love story.
02:36Kira?
02:37Can I come in?
02:38Yeah.
02:40Kira, I wanted to apologize for this whole fiasco.
02:46I really don't know what's gotten into Richard.
02:49Please, he works for you.
02:51And you don't care about people like me.
02:53You just use people like me.
02:55Well, excuse me, it wasn't exactly my idea to marry a homeless person.
03:00Well, I'm sorry, Mr. President, if I'm not Marilyn Monroe, but I'm not going to climb out of the cake to sing you a song.
03:10How was Eve?
03:13Well, is there still some dirt in my hair?
03:21From the outside, we probably looked like a couple in love.
03:25However, not everyone saw it that way.
03:28Wow, nice pose.
03:30Maybe you should save it for the photo shoots.
03:34Listen, Mr. President, I don't think there's any need for you to dirty your hands and that hair.
03:39Richard, I think that...
03:41Mr. President, with all due respect, why don't you let me do the thinking, okay?
03:46That's why you pay me the big bucks.
03:49And by the way, it's time for lunch.
03:53Of course.
03:56Excuse me.
03:59Look at you, all dolled up.
04:03Wow.
04:04I wonder what would have happened to you if I hadn't have pounded you in the garbage dump.
04:09I would probably have eaten my pizza and not be hungry now.
04:12Back off.
04:13Hey!
04:14Listen, you don't go near the president with my permission.
04:17You understand?
04:18And what are you going to do?
04:19Throw me in the trash?
04:26Thank you so much, Martha.
04:27You can leave now.
04:28Thank you.
04:29Mr. President?
04:31There you go.
04:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:37You don't eat until the president starts eating, okay?
04:45Look at that.
04:47I've started.
04:48Please.
04:51What are you doing?
04:53That is soup.
04:54You eat it with a spoon, not a fork.
04:57I'm homeless.
04:58I'm not some girl from the Amazon.
04:59I understand.
05:00Just let me eat.
05:03Stop, stop, stop.
05:05Straighten your back.
05:06I mean, look at yourself.
05:07You're all hunched over.
05:09And the spoon comes to you, not you to the spoon.
05:12Richard.
05:13Please.
05:15Let her eat.
05:16Nobody's watching us.
05:18Right, Mr. President.
05:19I'm so sorry.
05:20Today's lesson is over.
05:22Martha.
05:25What?
05:26Where to?
05:28Listen, you may be playing the part of the first lady,
05:30but there is no way that you're going to be dining
05:32at the same table as the president.
05:35You eat in the pantry.
05:38Go.
05:41I really wanted to scream,
05:43Hey, look, he's controlling you.
05:46But I sensed that he was starting to understand it anyway.
05:53Richard, what are you doing?
05:54Stop acting like...
05:56Martha.
06:01And your dinner is also over, Mr. President.
06:04We should be going.
06:09I want you to remember that...
06:10Mr. President.
06:12Look at yourself.
06:13Look at your belly.
06:14It's sticking out.
06:15Come on, cover up.
06:17You know the people,
06:18they don't like overweight politicians.
06:20Now, please, we should be going.
06:22Tomorrow's a huge day.
06:24It's your wedding.
06:25There's lots to do to prepare.
06:26So please, sir.
06:35Though we couldn't see each other during the day,
06:38our appetites at night brought us together.
06:44What are you doing here?
06:49Eating ice cream.
06:52But be quiet.
06:53I don't want Richard to find out.
06:56I won't tell him if I can have some ice cream too.
07:01Please?
07:03By all means.
07:10I'm the president.
07:12The whole country depends on me.
07:15And I can't even eat ice cream in peace.
07:18I'm homeless.
07:19Nothing depends on me at all.
07:21Nothing depends on me at all.
07:22And I can't either.
07:24And all because of that Richard.
07:28You're right.
07:33I thought he was going to make me a better president.
07:38But now he's turning into something I never wanted to be.
07:43And a terrible president at the same time.
07:46Fire him.
07:47It's not that simple.
07:49He has a lot of control over things here.
07:54And I wouldn't be able to do anything without him.
07:57Sir.
07:59I crossed the border at the age of 15.
08:03My whole family was detained.
08:05I haven't seen them since.
08:07I've been coping for 10 years.
08:10Without home, family.
08:13No help from anyone.
08:15No medicine, no food.
08:17In the cold and heat.
08:20I'm coping.
08:22Alone.
08:24And you can too.
08:29You think so?
08:30Yeah.
08:31I think that people want to see an honest and decent person as president.
08:36And you're that guy.
08:39Well.
08:41You're handsome.
08:42Everyone likes you.
08:47I love you.
09:05We're even.
09:08There was no president and no homeless person anymore.
09:12There were no games.
09:14Just two people being honest with each other.
09:17Well.
09:21Tomorrow they're gonna take our videos and photos.
09:25And you'll get your citizenship.
09:27You'll be free.
09:29You can also become free at any moment.
09:31And you can eat as much ice cream as you want.
09:34I don't know how long we sat there together.
09:37More precisely, we thought that there were just two of us.
09:48Do you know what they call people like you?
09:51They call you vermin.
09:56Like a cockroach.
09:59Taking and taking and taking and giving nothing back.
10:01I don't understand what you're talking about.
10:03So what? You think that you can seduce the president, huh?
10:06No, we just...
10:07You listen to me.
10:11I'm the one that can get in trouble.
10:13Listen to me.
10:16I'm the one that can give you citizenship.
10:19And I'm the one that cannot give it to you.
10:21Do you understand me?
10:23And him?
10:25He won't know any better. Either way.
10:28What do you want?
10:32I want you to prove your loyalty to me.
10:34That's what I want.
10:37It's better to eat with the rats in the garbage can.
10:40Yeah, is that right? I'm a rat from a...
10:42Is that right? What?
10:43Hey! Hey!
10:46What is going on here?
10:47Nothing.
10:49Just a... Just a dirty little girl playing her games.
10:52That's not true. He grabbed me.
10:55Richard!
10:58You... You are fired!
11:02From now on, I will manage myself.
11:04Enough of your games!
11:06Your days as the president's assistant are over!
11:11No.
11:13I don't think so.
11:15I think your days as the president are over if I start talking.
11:20And then you can forget about a second term, Carl.
11:23And your reputation with the people will be destroyed.
11:29So, why don't you continue playing your little part, okay?
11:34And I'll take the lead.
11:37Listen, Carl, you got a big wedding tomorrow.
11:40I just want you to get some rest, okay?
11:53I could not believe that I was saying this,
11:55but I had to persuade the president to leave me to save himself,
11:59even if I was thrown out of the country forever.
12:07Ah, Mr. President.
12:09Congratulations. You look fantastic.
12:11Please, we're about to begin. Why don't you take a place near the bride?
12:23Dear friends, Carl and Kyra have invited us here today,
12:27in the presence of God, to share in the celebration of their marriage.
12:33Please, don't marry me. You don't need to do this.
12:38And you shouldn't let him hold you hostage.
12:41And what about you? He's gonna kick you out of the country. Or worse.
12:46Don't think about me. Just solve yourself, please.
12:51I saw in his eyes that he understood me,
12:53and that he would no longer allow himself to be swayed.
12:56He would refuse the marriage, but...
12:59Before God, your friends and your families, I ask you, Carl,
13:04do you take this woman, Kyra Diego Sanchez, to be your wife?
13:14I do.
13:17Dear Kyra, do you take this man, Carl Vanderbilt, to be your husband?
13:24I do.
13:28Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you
13:31a husband and a wife.
13:35You may kiss the bride.
13:53Right. Thank you very much. Reporters, you're free to go.
13:56Thank you. Thank you for coming out. Appreciate it.
14:00Well done, Mr. President. It was fantastic.
14:03It looks like the president sees ours for another four years.
14:06Well, more precisely, yours.
14:10Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thanks.
14:13Actually, I would like to ask the reporters to stay just a little bit longer.
14:17Sir, I don't think it's a really good idea to improvise right now.
14:21Shut up.
14:22I would like to officially resign from the candidacy for the presidency for the second year.
14:28What?
14:29And you, Richard, are officially fired.
14:33Let's go.
14:34Where are you going, Mr. President?
14:38I'm taking my beautiful wife for a honeymoon.
14:42Mr. President, you've wanted to be the president your entire life.
14:47Nothing has changed.
14:49Your entire life. Nothing has changed. You can't step away from it now.
14:54You're obsessed with this job. You're not going anywhere.
15:02Do you know what?
15:03What?
15:04I would rather sell ice cream from a small booth as an honest man than be a lying and worthless president.
15:11And don't forget that thanks to our marriage, you can have dual citizenship.
15:15So if you want to be a president again, you can be a president of my country.
15:21Let's go and get the ice cream.
15:24One day, an ordinary homeless girl became the first lady.
15:28But more importantly, I became the first lady in Carl's life.
15:34The love of my whole life.
15:45You

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