• 5 months ago
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A young couple was passionately kissing right on the hood of my expensive car. Annoyed, I stepped out to shoo them away, but the guy, being rather confrontational, started arguing and threatened to damage my vehicle. In order to teach him a lesson, I devised a plan. I offered the girl $500 for her to immediately ditch her boyfriend and join me in my car. At first, she accepted the money, but then promptly gave it back. That's when I came up with another proposition – I'd pay her a daily sum to accompany me to shops and restaurants. Surprisingly, she agreed! Bidding farewell, I imparted a very special belief of mine – That everything in this world can be bought, even love. Little did I know that my audacity would soon come at a grave cost...

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00:00You jerks!
00:08Hey! Get away from my car!
00:14What is your problem?
00:17Dude, if you ever touch my car again...
00:19Then what?
00:23Then what?
00:25I'll show you.
00:27500 bucks. In you.
00:30Jump in my car. Deal?
00:38Deal.
00:42You should see your face, creep.
00:44Let's get away from this old fool.
00:46Let's go.
00:47You don't get it, sweetheart.
00:49You'll get 500 bucks every day.
00:52She already told you, grandpa.
00:54Wait, Jeff.
00:56For what?
00:58For all sorts of things.
00:59Tonight, for eating Wagyu steaks with me at the plaza.
01:02At the plaza?
01:03Babe, I don't think that's...
01:07Sorry, Jack.
01:10Melody, I don't understand.
01:16Just remember, dude.
01:19Everything in the world can be bought.
01:22Even love.
01:27And it will cost my life to say that.
01:30My name is Charlie.
01:31And this is how my hell of love story began.
01:43Let's go, daddy.
01:45Wait a minute.
01:55But it was at that moment that my life was turned upside down.
02:00Hey, you lowlife. Get away from my car.
02:03That's my car.
02:04Yeah.
02:05And you're driving into the plaza, right?
02:07Get the hell out of here.
02:09With pleasure.
02:11What?
02:12Hey.
02:14I meant out of my car.
02:20Hello, handsome.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:24I love the Rolling Stones, too.
02:26Nice T-shirt.
02:28What T-shirt?
02:33What the hell is this?
02:35What? What? What? What are you staring at?
02:38Come on, let's go to a KFC.
02:40The wings won't eat themselves.
02:44I lost my luxurious life because I stole that poor guy's girlfriend.
02:49I realized I had to give her back to make things right.
02:54Honey, to hell with this KFC.
02:57We are going to the plaza.
02:59Plaza?
03:01Did you sell a kidney?
03:03Well, we've been together for a year.
03:05Two.
03:06Two years.
03:07Let's go celebrate it.
03:09Really?
03:12I wish I'd know what was coming.
03:19Damn.
03:20500 bucks for a bottle of wine.
03:23I'd sell myself for that.
03:25I know you.
03:26What?
03:29Never mind. Just pick something.
03:31Uh-huh.
03:40Nice.
03:42I'll be right back.
03:44Get yourself whatever you want.
03:46Okay.
03:53Hey.
03:55Are you stalking me?
03:56Man, I'm on business.
03:58What do you think of my girlfriend?
04:03She's gorgeous.
04:05Stop.
04:06Why am I looking at her?
04:07You're sick.
04:08No.
04:09Give her 500 bucks.
04:11I know you have.
04:13And she'll go with you.
04:19If you ever come to me again, I will call the security and they will kick you out of here.
04:25Listen.
04:26You're lost.
04:30Rich life is not for you.
04:32Dude.
04:38Okay.
04:50What am I supposed to do?
04:53Why didn't you have some dinner for starters?
05:03What are you hinting at?
05:05This restaurant has served restaurants.
05:11I have nothing to lose.
05:16What's going on?
05:27That was incredible.
05:29Something that no money can buy.
05:31True passion.
05:33And I think I was ready to take this guy's life for myself.
05:37There's that crazy couple.
05:39Get them out of here.
05:41Let's run.
05:42I'll go with you.
05:46No, that's a cheap one.
05:48500 bucks.
06:06I haven't had this much fun for a long time.
06:11I don't think the owner of this car would be too happy to have us hanging around.
06:16This car?
06:18He'd be jumping for joy.
06:21Listen.
06:23How do you know how much this wine costs?
06:28You know.
06:30I was pretty wealthy in my previous life.
06:35I'm sorry.
06:37How do you get rich, mister?
06:40Can you share your secret?
06:42To get rich, you must not sell yourself for any money.
06:50You are so smart.
06:58Hey!
07:00Get away from my car!
07:02I told you.
07:03I'm not going to let you ruin my kiss.
07:11What?
07:12Really?
07:14Thank you, God.
07:15I'm back!
07:22Hey.
07:25I'm sorry, sir.
07:26No, no.
07:27Didn't mean to scare you.
07:29This car, by the way.
07:34It's yours.

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