• 4 months ago
Can money be a source of conflict in a relationship?

It surely is for Ben and Jenny. After the couple finds out they won the lottery, Jenny runs around the house in pure bliss. But Ben quietly grabs the ticket and tries to walk away. Jenny quickly sees what her man is trying to do and tries to stop him. Yet, he locks himself in the bathroom and calls the cops on her.

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Fun
Transcript
00:00What? We won 400 million dollars!
00:09Honey!
00:11No more your old pick-up truck!
00:13I'm a million baby, I'm a billion baby, I'm a million baby with you baby in New York!
00:19I'm gonna move to New York, New York, New York!
00:23Baby?
00:31What's wrong with the door?
00:33It's broken. I told you, you didn't fix it, remember?
00:37Ah, yeah, sure.
00:49Where are you going?
00:53Ben?
00:56Ben!
01:01Benny? What's going on?
01:05Yeah, I feel like I need some, you know, personal space.
01:11Right.
01:14But you're not stealing the ticket, are you?
01:17No, honey, of course not! How can I steal something that's already mine?
01:22Already yours? Already yours, Ben?
01:25Jenny, um, could you leave me now? I feel a little uncomfortable. I can pee when you're there.
01:30Give me back my ticket, Ben!
01:32That's not your ticket, Jenny!
01:34You bought that ticket for me!
01:36Right. I bought it.
01:39For me? I always play Mega Million!
01:41I asked you to buy it for me because it's the only way to get out of here while you're doing nothing!
01:48Oh, that hurts, you know. I'm breaking up with you.
01:56Ah!
02:05What are you doing, Jenny?
02:12Be a man and come out of my bathroom!
02:15Hey, put the bag down, Jenny!
02:16I'm gonna call the cops!
02:18I'm already calling them! Hello, ma'am, we have an emergency.
02:21My girl trapped me in the bathroom and she wants to kill me!
02:24Shut up! That's not true!
02:26Please, I need help! She has a badge! She's gonna kill me!
02:29He's a liar! He stole my lottery ticket!
02:40Hi!
02:41Uh, ma'am, are you alright?
02:45Terrific! He's still in the bathroom and not opening the door!
02:49Ma'am, do you have any weapons there?
02:52No, but I wish I had.
02:55Did you hurt him?
02:57Please, stop worrying about him! He stole my ticket! I am the victim!
03:04Sir!
03:06Can you open the door? We want to talk to you.
03:10Arrest her!
03:12Officer, she almost killed me!
03:14You're the ugliest person I've ever met, Ben Geller!
03:17Ma'am, do you see officers?
03:18Ma'am, do you see officers?
03:19I'm scared of her! Please, do something!
03:22Sir, I need you to step out of the bathroom or I'll take it as a non-compliance with the law!
03:28Okay, then first handcuff her and then I'll come out!
03:32We can't arrest her! She hasn't done anything wrong!
03:35I am compliant, moron!
03:36Ma'am!
03:37But if you don't give me back my ticket, I promise you!
03:40Ma'am!
03:41I'm gonna take my bet again and the entire sporting won't stop!
03:43Ma'am!
03:44Okay!
03:45Do you see officers? I'm totally abused right now!
03:53Alright, chicken turret! Let it be as you want!
03:56Put the handcuffs on me, officers!
04:00Ma'am, it doesn't work like that!
04:01Handcuff me or I'll kill him in front of you, officer!
04:09I have knives!
04:10Oh, that works!
04:16Alright!
04:18Door!
04:19Open!
04:20Now!
04:40What are you doing?
04:41Calm down!
04:42Ma'am, let go of him immediately!
04:45You want to burn me?
04:46Don't burn me!
04:47You want to burn me?
04:48We're gonna kill each other!
04:49You're just wasting us!
04:51Where is the ticket?
04:52In my pocket!
04:53I'm not letting him go until we figure it out!
04:55He's gonna run!
04:56What pocket?
04:57Ma'am, I promise you he's not running anywhere!
04:59You don't know him! He's a snake!
05:07So, you paid for the ticket?
05:09Yes, I did.
05:10And you asked him to buy it for you?
05:13I did! It's my family tradition, actually!
05:16What? You were obviously doing it wrong before me!
05:20Well, it seems pretty clear to me.
05:23Yeah, me too.
05:25The evidence is here.
05:28The judgment from what we've heard.
05:31The ticket is banned.
05:32What?
05:33What?
05:34What?
05:35What?
05:37She asked him to buy her the ticket.
05:42But he paid for this ticket!
05:44That's what I'm talking about!
05:45Shut up!
05:46What?
05:47Sorry!
05:48Don't be sorry! He's a moron!
05:49Now you get what I'm saying!
05:50Shut up!
05:51What?
05:52This guy bought the ticket?
05:55Yeah, for her.
05:57And she picked the numbers.
06:00So?
06:01Oh, okay.
06:03If a woman, say, chooses 50 roses for her anniversary,
06:09and you buy them,
06:12whose flowers are those?
06:19My flowers.
06:24But you bought them for her.
06:29But I begged for them.
06:33Donald.
06:35It was my anniversary too.
06:39Donald, you're not thinking about your divorce now, are you?
06:45I know your ex-wife was a bad, really bad person.
06:53And she's done a lot of bad stuff.
06:57But she's not here, okay?
06:59Okay?
07:00She's not this...
07:02Jenny?
07:03Whatever.
07:04Jenny.
07:06Donald.
07:08Do not mix your personal stuff here.
07:12You're professional, aren't you?
07:15I'm professional.
07:16Aren't you, Donald?
07:19I'm professional.
07:21Come on.
07:23Breathe.
07:25Relax.
07:27Yeah.
07:30Breathe.
07:31Good.
07:33Think about the kebab place on the third.
07:38Think about their juicy gyro with feta cheese.
07:46And calm down.
07:49And get your shit together!
07:52What?
07:53Now, we need that ticket.
07:55And you two are coming down to the station with us.
07:58Oh, yeah.
07:59No way!
08:01The court will help you to make the decision, alright?
08:05Now, I'm going to reach down your pocket very slowly and get the ticket.
08:13It's still yours.
08:15You're gonna get it back at the station.
08:18No problems.
08:19Just a little bit later, I'm just going to deliver it.
08:25Hey, don't touch me!
08:27Come on!
08:28Anna, stop here!
08:29Hey!
08:30Shut up!
08:31My ticket!
08:32Anna, stop!
08:33There's nothing in there!
08:34What?
08:36Did you lose my ticket?
08:46I can't believe it.
08:48Goodbye, my Brad McLaren.
08:50Why McLaren?
08:52Goodbye, my private island in the Pacific.
08:55My island?
08:56Goodbye, my Victoria's Secret models in the private jet.
09:00Please.
09:01The best you could have is Barbara's from Peter's Farm.
09:06And you?
09:07I was blind!
09:22Damn, I put it right here!
09:27It must have been blown away somewhere.
09:31But no worries, I'll find our ticket.
09:36I know what to do.
09:40I'm gonna...
09:41Where are you going?
09:47To look for the ticket.
09:52With a flashlight?
09:55Yeah.
09:58In the daytime.
10:03To look under the bushes?
10:07Officers, I'm not giving him permission to take a flashlight.
10:12If he doesn't put it down now, you can take it as a robbery attempt.
10:19It's my flashlight.
10:24I bought it, remember?
10:31For me?
10:35I paid for it.
10:37So it's mine.
10:41Don't touch me! Honey, I love you!
10:43Please, please, marry me! Marry me right now!
10:47You're so pathetic.
10:49I adore you.
10:55Ma'am.
11:05Yes!

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