The Man Who Wears His Cat As A Hat

Well here in New York City
There’s a lot of local stars
You might see The Naked Cowboy
Just strumming his guitar
Ten Elmos down in Times Square
Look for a sea of red

But in Union Square
There’s a guy who wears
A cat, upon his head

He wears his cat
As a hat
Can you imagine that
His cat just sat
Upon his head
Oh I wish I could do that
But my cat is such a brat
I better keep her on my lap instead

Forget about the Broadway stars
Forget about the Statue of Liberty
Forget about the Museum of Modern Art
This hat cat’s all I want to see

He wears his cat
As a hat
Can you imagine that
His cat just sat
Upon his head
Oh I wish I could do that
But my cat is such a brat
I better keep her on my lap instead