Boy Crazy: When Your Cat Unexpectedly Starts Crushing On Every Man In The Neighborhood

My cat’s gone boy crazy
Look at her waving that tail
My cat’s staring out the window
Checking out the mailman
Sniffing out the neighbor’s cat
Wham bam thank you ma’am
My cat’s gone boy crazy oh boy

Well she’s been spayed
It doesn’t matter
She wants a mate served up on a platter
She pines for hours and hours on end
She’s been rubbing on the leg of my boyfriend

My cat’s gone boy crazy
Look at her waving that tail
My cat’s staring out the window
Checking out the mailman
Sniffing out the neighbor’s cat
Wham bam thank you ma’am
My cat’s gone boy crazy oh boy

Calling all the tom cats in the backyard
Saying come around you don’t have to try very hard
To impress my orange cat princess
Be you brown, white, tortoiseshell, tuxedo dressed

My cat’s gone boy crazy
Look at her waving that tail
My cat’s staring out the window
Checking out the mailman
Sniffing out the neighbor’s cat
Wham bam thank you ma’am
My cat’s gone boy crazy oh boy