My Cat Is All That And A Bag Of Chips: A 90s Themed Cat Song

My cat is all that and a bag of chips
(That’s a 90’s reference)
My cat has fat along her waist and hips
(There’s just more of her to love)
She’s got a calico mother and a black and white brother
The backyard tom cat wants to be her lover
And who could blame him? She’s the best there is
My cat is all that and a bag of chips

My cat’s level of weird’s beyond compare
My cat loves pats upon her derrière
Well you’d think she’d get the gist but it doesn’t quite compute
She scratches at the litter box but doesn’t cover up her poop
And who could blame her it's the worst job there is
My cat is all that and a bag of chips

And I love her for her flaws
I love her fur her paws
I love her just because

My cat is all that and a bag of chips