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00:00And if I take your name, you're a dhokli!
00:01Bro, bro, bro!
00:02Bro, take it easy!
00:03Dhokli, you're in the name of your sister!
00:04Dhokli!
00:05Oh!
00:05Dhokli!
00:06You fought with your sister!
00:07Looks like this season's not about going for the sister,
00:09it's just about meeting her.
00:10Stay in your limits.
00:11You too stay in your limits, brother!
00:12She's right, she calls everyone brother and sister,
00:14and makes everyone's mother and sister.
00:17I never thought I'd fight with my brother like this.
00:19But I had to fight.
00:20Had to fight.
00:2110 times a day.
00:22That too, every day.
00:23Poor girl, what to do?
00:24Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:27But I really liked one thing about Shivani,
00:29that she believes in equality.
00:30That's why she talks like this to people twice her age.
00:34Talk in a low voice.
00:35I can't talk in a low voice.
00:36Then don't talk.
00:37Why not?
00:37Shut up!
00:38Shut up!
00:38Shut up!
00:39Shut up!
00:39In fact, Shivani believes in gender equality,
00:42that's why she talks like this to girls too.
00:44It's useless to talk like this.
00:45Then don't talk here.
00:46Don't talk.
00:47Aayu is going to mess with Shivani.
00:49Girls like you...
00:50Girls like you?
00:51And this was collation 3, 2, 1.
00:53You're not like me!
00:54Don't talk nonsense!
00:56Don't talk nonsense!
00:57Don't talk nonsense!
00:58Don't talk nonsense!
00:59Don't talk nonsense!
01:00Don't talk nonsense!
01:01Don't talk nonsense!
01:02Don't talk nonsense!
01:03Don't talk nonsense!
01:04Don't talk nonsense!
01:06Seriously, now I feel like Chandrika's voice in front of these people.
01:09Will I throw away so much gram flour?
01:11Will I throw away so much gram flour?
01:13Have I become so rich?
01:14So, Bigg Boss OTT 3 has actually started now,
01:16because it has finally started.
01:18Finally!
01:19What did you say about Shivani?
01:20She's a kid.
01:21She doesn't deserve to be in this show.
01:24It is so weird that we all thought that
01:27the sister from Vada Pav will spread gram flour in the house.
01:29She'll make chutney, add chillies and create a ruckus.
01:35But I feel that the sister has decided that
01:37I will improve my image.
01:39That's why she's not doing much.
01:40But yes, the sister sets the fire.
01:42And later she becomes a stranger too.
01:44All with a smile.
01:45Wait, I'll tell each one of you nicely.
01:47The game has just started.
01:49Sharmin didn't give so many expressions in the entire Heera Mandi.
01:52As much as the sister gave in one second.
01:54Enough, brother!
01:56But it's okay.
01:57Chandrika's brother Armaan is fulfilling his brother's wish.
02:08So long story short,
02:09Armaan told Vishal that he'll have to fold his hands and feed him.
02:12Which is so weird,
02:13because he won't be able to fold his hands and feed him.
02:16But anyway, somehow they fought for hours on this.
02:21This time, the fight is getting bigger.
02:24Oh, he said chamcha.
02:25Oh, he said machhar too.
02:31Nice comeback, Vishal.
02:32Not a 10 on 10, but definitely a 6 on 10.
02:34Just like this season,
02:35where they have brought a lot of examples.
02:37Starting with this couple.
02:39Oh, sorry, sorry.
02:40Trouple.
02:41I'm here to take care of you.
02:42I'm here to take care of you.
02:43Learn to value yourself.
02:44I don't value you.
02:45No one has ever valued you in their life.
02:47Wow, what a family atmosphere.
02:49You're kidding.
02:50I've taken better care of you than your parents.
02:51So, you're showing us your gratitude.
02:54I'm pretty sure, sir.
02:55He's just showing us his gratitude.
02:56See, honestly, I thought I wouldn't say anything
02:58about this husband-wife relationship.
03:00Because it's their choice.
03:01But, they're just sitting on the TV
03:03and narrating such stories
03:04as if they've won a medal or something.
03:05I mean, all they're doing behind the scenes is
03:06Har har maidaan phakar
03:08Ya, wo mana ki mushkil hai
03:11They need to travel.
03:12And their videos can be uploaded on a motivational page.
03:15It's not that we're in love from today.
03:17No, we're not in love from today.
03:18We've made our love.
03:19Wow, so motivational.
03:20I'm tearing up.
03:21If you're getting married to him,
03:23your husband will snatch him from you.
03:24His husband will always keep you under control.
03:26He'll do this, he'll do that.
03:27You'll be the second wife in your life.
03:28You'll be a burden.
03:29I mean, once Nezi, Shivani, Sai Ketan
03:31narrate their success stories,
03:33it's understandable.
03:34I'm telling you, even if Chandrika says
03:35that she sold vada pav on the road
03:37in the heat of Delhi,
03:38I'll accept that as her success story.
03:40But, what Ananya Pandey level struggle
03:42are they going through?
03:44Bharti, I got a call.
03:45She said,
03:46Payal, I need to give you a good news.
03:48What good news?
03:49Did I bring your wife?
03:50I understand everything about them.
03:51I said, you got married.
03:53So emotional, man.
03:54I got married to your husband
03:55after becoming your best friend.
03:56Wow, how can you say this?
03:58Whenever they narrate stories,
03:59it always blows my mind.
04:01Honestly, this madam still looks genuine.
04:03But, the overacting of wife number 2
04:05is always on.
04:06Take 1, action.
04:07Excuse me, please.
04:08I'm feeling dizzy.
04:09Take 2.
04:11Oh, I'm feeling dizzy.
04:12Take 3.
04:14I'm feeling dizzy.
04:15By the way, Kritika ji also said that
04:17yes, we use each other's towel.
04:19Now, I use each other's husband,
04:21so this is still a towel.
04:22Who are these people?
04:23Where do they come from?
04:24She's right, son.
04:25First, she cut her husband's...
04:26I mean, she cut his leaf.
04:27And by saying such things,
04:28she cut her husband's leaf in Bigg Boss.
04:30Because wife number 1
04:31has already been eliminated.
04:32I'm sad that Bigg Boss got eliminated
04:34from OTT 3.
04:35Because I was eliminated very soon.
04:37And I was told that
04:38the votes I got were very less.
04:40But I don't think so.
04:43But you know,
04:44Bigg Boss people also enjoy these people.
04:46Because where only their names are mentioned,
04:48for some reason,
04:49only with their names,
04:51wife number 1 and wife number 2
04:52are mentioned.
04:53Because of which,
04:54these people have already been eliminated.
04:55Bigg Boss, these three players
04:56are playing together.
04:57Yes, I'm your brother.
04:58Uncle, even if they see Armaan
05:00breathing,
05:01then they cling to him
05:02and start showing off.
05:04Again, you're saying nonsense.
05:05Again, you're saying nonsense.
05:06Again, you're saying nonsense.
05:07Again, you're saying nonsense.
05:08Again, you're saying nonsense.
05:09But our brother Armaan is no less.
05:11I mean, he tries to show
05:13that he's humble from inside.
05:14Just like Chandrika.
05:15But he comes out of the pot.
05:17People like you come to my house,
05:19and they also stand outside.
05:21This old man talks too much.
05:23And just like a Kaleshni aunty,
05:25no, I'm not talking about Chandrika.
05:26Just like a usual Kaleshni aunty,
05:28Deepak...
05:29Deepak...
05:30Did Deepak uncle pump Shivani
05:32to fight with Armaan?
05:34Am I afraid to speak the truth?
05:36There's no one to be afraid of.
05:37Am I taking your name?
05:38You're talking nonsense.
05:39Instead of Vishal,
05:40get your hands on me, brother Armaan.
05:41But don't mess with Shivani,
05:42because the fight is yours.
05:44Our ears bleed.
05:45But I told you to make it up.
05:46Go, go.
05:47Go, go.
05:48This is what Shivani says,
05:49but this is what we hear.
05:50Go, go, go.
05:51Go, go, go.
05:52Go, go, go.
05:53Dear Jio Cinema people,
05:54I have a request.
05:55Forget Rs. 29,
05:56take Rs. 1029.
05:57But bring one feature,
05:59that just mute Shivani's mic.
06:01And not just the voice,
06:02Didi ji's talks are also annoying.
06:04Let's go to the bathroom.
06:05Let's go to the bathroom.
06:06Have you gone mad?
06:07Have you gone mad?
06:08Of course.
06:09I'm telling you the truth,
06:10one day she'll get beaten up by someone.
06:11Probably by Paulomi.
06:12I'm sorry,
06:13I know I'm talking too much about her,
06:15but I don't like people like her,
06:18who keep taunting others,
06:19but when they taunt themselves,
06:20they start crying.
06:21I mean, she can't say this.
06:23I asked her yesterday,
06:24why do you wear bikini?
06:25She said,
06:26I was born naked.
06:27You don't laugh too much, Diva Didi,
06:29because even though you're the snake
06:30who eats make-up,
06:35but Shivani ji is doing the work
06:36of the snakes,
06:37by making fun of you.
06:41But bro,
06:42everything is one side,
06:43and the fight between Shivani
06:44and Paulomi is one side.
06:48She was telling everyone,
06:49don't run wearing heels,
06:50but how could she
06:51have fought with Shivani?
07:00And then Shivani called her
07:01a sutte baaz,
07:02a witch,
07:03who can scare anyone.
07:05Shivani is a legend,
07:06in one of her tasks,
07:07she called Sana Bakbul
07:08a whore,
07:09which she didn't reply,
07:10but if I was there,
07:11I would have sung,
07:12I'm the whore of your village.
07:16Okay, I'll stop.
07:18But just like that,
07:19that distant relative uncle,
07:20if someone says anything to Shivani,
07:21he gets offended very quickly.
07:31And after this,
07:32whatever she cried,
07:33I swear,
07:34blood came out of her ears.
07:35Yet again.
07:36But nothing beats
07:37the acting of walking
07:38and being unconscious.
07:43Still better acting
07:44than Sai Ketan,
07:45who despite being an actor,
07:46can't act like an outsider.
07:47Anyways,
07:48Shivani believes in
07:49no matter what happens,
07:50no matter what happens,
07:51but the Nawab should not die.
07:52And that's why
07:53she doesn't even take 10 minutes
07:54to come back to the track
07:55from being unconscious.
08:01Paulomi was right,
08:02that she should be
08:03slapped in the face.
08:04But this is the wrong habit
08:05of Ranbirji,
08:06that he fights himself,
08:07but when others fight,
08:08he comes to quiet them down.
08:14Wow,
08:16he grew up so fast.
08:19But somewhere,
08:20I like Ranbir,
08:21because he has accepted
08:22that he is playing
08:23the age guard.
08:34I guess,
08:35someone did this
08:36last season as well.
08:37Oh,
08:38right,
08:39Ranbirji's ex.
08:40Music.
08:46I am the daughter of Mahesh Math.
08:48Why?
08:49I have come again,
08:50because this season's
08:51contestants are not
08:52capable of mimicking.
08:53They all lack grace.
08:54Especially Ranbir,
08:55not because he is my ex,
08:56but because
08:57he sacrificed
08:58Sana Sultan's
08:59underwear
09:00in the sacrifice task.
09:01Coffee is my favourite as well.
09:02I also sacrificed,
09:03but underwear?
09:04Ranbir,
09:05you just teach people yoga
09:06and mimic Shivani.
09:07That's fine,
09:08otherwise,
09:09whenever you talk,
09:10I feel like you are
09:11talking about grass.
09:12At 5 in the night,
09:13Shivani comes home
09:14and says,
09:16if you hear the sound
09:17of your foot,
09:18answer with your foot.
09:19Big boss,
09:20give them tasks,
09:21otherwise,
09:22they will keep
09:23talking nonsense.
09:24I am really angry
09:25at Ranbir,
09:26because of this,
09:27my wick is spoilt.
09:28Someone should have
09:29used the washroom,
09:30he didn't even flush properly.
09:31Who are these wild people,
09:32I swear?
09:33Tell me,
09:34people don't flush
09:35the poop properly.
09:36I have complete doubt
09:37on Chandrika,
09:38she must have thrown
09:39the same gram flour there.
09:40I will throw so much gram flour.
09:41And Armaan,
09:42be a little mature.
09:43Why are you telling stories
09:44about your wife's poop?
09:45It happened with Payal,
09:46don't make fun of me.
09:47Listen,
09:48you and Love
09:49are exposing each other
09:50by telling
09:51other's misdeeds.
09:52That's right.
09:53Last season,
09:54they were on top
09:55and now,
09:56they are making fun of each other.
09:57It's all about waste.
09:58And what was Armaan saying?
09:59You unfollowed your Shivani
10:00because she has no value.
10:01And you follow someone
10:02who teaches you something.
10:03So you tell me,
10:04what are you teaching
10:05the audience?
10:06That leave the relationship
10:07on the situation,
10:08make a marriage.
10:09That's such a
10:10small thought.
10:11My wife is getting
10:12so angry,
10:14my mouth is itching.
10:15Anyway,
10:16I don't have time for these
10:17useless things.
10:18Let's move ahead.
10:19So yeah,
10:20Shivani,
10:21we told you
10:22that you are
10:23connected to the soil.
10:24Yes,
10:25you mixed Paulomi
10:26in the soil.
10:27And what were you
10:28telling Armaan?
10:29That what happened
10:30to your wife's
10:31engagement,
10:32what will happen
10:33to someone else's engagement?
10:34So why were you
10:35dancing in their wedding?
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