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00:00:00I'm playing Baldur's Gate and doing voice acting.
00:00:07Hello, hello, hello.
00:00:09Hey, McKay, I'm playing Baldur's Gate and doing voice acting.
00:00:13Hey.
00:00:16How are you, McKay?
00:00:19I trust you have good reason to be doing voice acting.
00:00:24You made inquiries, and I know she is in good health, and if you will permit me, I will direct you to her.
00:00:29This is not a prison.
00:00:31Hey, we're not here to listen to your voice acting, we're here to listen to my wife's.
00:00:38She did such a good job with Greyhand a minute ago.
00:00:45The chat's like, the goddess has arrived.
00:00:50Oh?
00:01:20I can see the real one.
00:01:22Tomorrow, I will be you, okay?
00:01:26Here, she is safe, and others have learned something of what she does.
00:01:31It is invaluable information.
00:01:37This is Wanev.
00:01:39He used to be the asylum coordinator before I took the post.
00:01:43Too much exposure to magical forces, I suspect.
00:01:46What? What do you want?
00:01:48That's not enough! I want this hall cleaned!
00:01:51Don't you stare at me!
00:01:53His mind could not handle it, and it could not circulate this place.
00:01:57A bad reaction to a particular spell unhinged him quite enough, and it's rather tiring.
00:02:03I'm all terrible.
00:02:07And me a partner once had an unfortunate reaction to a particular sword that don't make it an accident.
00:02:12No one foresaw it, but with study we can prevent it happening again.
00:02:16His career is over, though.
00:02:21This is Nalgia Skull.
00:02:23Once a great bard of some repute, though now he is little more than a child.
00:02:28His last research project was into the nature of the universe and what lies beneath the gods.
00:02:34Something apparently is not right.
00:02:37I just woke up.
00:02:39I used to have pretty smiles, I tell the story.
00:02:43Don't remember where they are though.
00:02:46I don't know, I had a pretty rough sleep myself.
00:02:49Is this male helpless now?
00:02:51What worth is he to the greater society if he is kept like this?
00:02:54Dispose of him!
00:02:56Somehow he retains his spellcasting abilities, however, and is incredibly dangerous if unsupervised.
00:03:04This is Aphril.
00:03:06And she sees a bit too much as well.
00:03:08Experiments with planar travel have given her sight that extends beyond the world we know.
00:03:14Unfortunately, she can also see the denizens of those other realms.
00:03:18They are quite numerous, apparently, and she is never truly alone.
00:03:23Other realms? Other realms?
00:03:26Other realms?
00:03:29She does not sleep much, but use her eyelids when you can see through the planes.
00:03:34She will be studied so that some good may come of her condition.
00:03:42This is T-Ax.
00:03:44Not too much is known about him.
00:03:46He was found raving on the side of some road.
00:03:48T-Ax rules all!
00:03:50You are but great, T-Ax.
00:03:52Not too much is known about him.
00:03:54He was found raving on the side of some road.
00:03:56T-Ax rules all!
00:03:58You are but great for the wheels of his rule.
00:04:00Silence the squeaking of those that protest.
00:04:03He rules all.
00:04:15Obviously a danger, as you can see.
00:04:22Some adventure is a scam.
00:04:26All these poor NPCs.
00:04:29But with your help, if you donate just a pound a month,
00:04:32you will be giving them a better life.
00:04:39Please give us a pound. Rush out to pull the trigger.
00:04:42He cannot be allowed to roam with the power he possesses.
00:04:51And lastly...
00:05:12And the narrator was saying all this.
00:05:14And at the very end, someone off-screen just puts a loaded pistol
00:05:18near this poor dog's head.
00:05:20And then the ending quote was
00:05:22Please give us a pound, or else you'll have to pull the trigger.
00:05:24Oh, I remember that.
00:05:26Oh, Jesus.
00:05:28Please give us a pound, or we'll have to pull the trigger.
00:05:35Give us money or we'll shoot this fucking dog.
00:05:38Hey, this is cute.
00:05:40Hey, this is cute. And if we buy it, they'll save a real gorilla in the wild.
00:05:44And if we don't, they'll kill one.
00:05:46Oh, those guys are playing hardball.
00:05:48Hang on. I'm gonna find that. One sec.
00:06:0070s British ads were fucking insane.
00:06:11Oh.
00:06:22So...
00:06:24I think I'm gonna hang out with that guy.
00:06:26I don't know.
00:06:28I like him.
00:06:30He's funny.
00:06:31Oh, there's a guy.
00:06:33You can talk to him a little.
00:06:35Oh, right.
00:06:37Please give us a pound, or we'll have to pull the trigger.
00:06:52That was a real PSA that aired on TV and it fucking pissed people off!
00:07:00It pissed people off so much they had to re-edit it and put some different music on, got the
00:07:10child to do the narration, and yet they still had that PSA where they're about to shoot
00:07:15Lucky's brains out!
00:07:18The fuck?
00:07:22God, could you imagine that and the fucking Sarah McLachlan ads with all the shots of
00:07:40those very sad and down-beaten looking animals, and the reason they're sad is that the cameraman's
00:07:48pointing a gun at them.
00:07:52Like please adopt these animals, or we'll send them into the arms of an angel.
00:08:05And this was the origin story of Pound Puppies.
00:08:09Oh my god.
00:08:27I love that.
00:08:28Sometimes in British ads, they go above and beyond sometimes.
00:08:36Just imagine you're a kid in the 80s watching Press Gang or something and you see that.
00:08:43I remember seeing this in a Canadian advert where it was like above this like-
00:08:55I gotta do the thing now.
00:08:57Oh, yes, right.
00:08:58M.O.N.
00:08:59It's Telia.
00:09:00I'm here for you.
00:09:01She does not seem willing to respond right now.
00:09:03Her consciousness comes and goes.
00:09:05It is fortunate you arrived when you did.
00:09:07Yes, it is.
00:09:08I'll be leaving with her right now.
00:09:10Oh, you misunderstand.
00:09:12It is fortunate for me that you arrived when you did.
00:09:15I'm quite through with her for the moment.
00:09:17It is you that I am after.
00:09:19I knew you would seek her and so the path was difficult but not impossible.
00:09:24All designed to test your potential.
00:09:28Foolish plan.
00:09:29I'm quite capable of countering any cowled wizard ambush.
00:09:33The cowled wizards no longer run the asylum.
00:09:36With Bodhi's aid, I was able to take control quite quickly.
00:09:39She's a fine sibling, if a touch predatory.
00:09:42I trust you remember my name now.
00:09:45A low-life knob goblin that deserves only death.
00:09:49Typical.
00:09:50If I had a sense of humor left, I might find that funny.
00:09:53I do not on both accounts.
00:09:55You are intent on revenge or justice or whatever.
00:09:59I care not.
00:10:00You can do nothing I do not wish.
00:10:02Your fate has been sealed since you arrived.
00:10:05A simple addition to rations and meals by a master of herbs, Mr. Samen Haverian.
00:10:13That fool, I'll track him down after I've killed you.
00:10:16You'll find you are powerless.
00:10:18I have taken precautions that you will not be damaged.
00:10:20Rage would be wasted.
00:10:22There is no battle, no heroics.
00:10:24Only sleep.
00:10:31Well, it would seem that my visitor has awakened.
00:10:35It is as I predicted.
00:10:37It all has been.
00:10:39I fear I have had an advantage over you.
00:10:41I have planned your coming from the start.
00:10:44It could be no other way.
00:10:46A bit of treachery by Samen and a spell component goes into a soup or some other dish.
00:10:52Undetectable and nothing more than a seasoning until my casting.
00:10:56But don't worry.
00:10:57You won't have to think about it.
00:10:59You won't have to think about any of this or that.
00:11:01Your life ends today.
00:11:04Where is Imoen?
00:11:05What have you done to her?
00:11:07Don't worry.
00:11:08Imoen has already suffered what she must for my cause.
00:11:11She even survived and this bodes well for you.
00:11:14You are stronger, more focused and you are aware.
00:11:17Oh, she used her relationship with me to get me here, but why torture her?
00:11:21Imoen was more than bait and she has served just as you will.
00:11:25She is like you in many ways and in one very special one.
00:11:29This is madness, fool. You're out of your mind.
00:11:31You must have suspected.
00:11:33Perhaps she felt no symptoms, but the taint was there.
00:11:35She is of a similar age and was apparently secluded as a child, just as you were.
00:11:44Ysgorion of yours should have told you about yourselves early on.
00:11:47You might not have learned not to fear what you are.
00:11:50Imoen is indeed a child of Baal.
00:11:53I suspect her innocent charm and humor suppressed the darkness.
00:11:56She showed no symptoms because there was no place for shadow in her spirit.
00:12:01Ah, but Imoen is immune to Baal's taint because she's just too good.
00:12:06Wow, I sure do love defending the helpless and freeing the oppressed.
00:12:13I had to show her some very dark shadows indeed.
00:12:16It is unfortunate that it had to be done, but it was necessary to get what I needed.
00:12:21Now I must focus on you.
00:12:24Why turn to me? Why turn to me? I won't help you.
00:12:31You assume you are a volunteer, but I do not need your cooperation.
00:12:34I will take the essence of you regardless.
00:12:37Do you see the shadow thieves in the other chambers?
00:12:41They are the fruit of Bodhi's guild war, and their death shall force the divine soul from you.
00:12:48Don't be afraid, Telia. I suspect this will be mercifully quick.
00:12:53Imperius!
00:13:14Do not fight.
00:13:17To fight is to lose.
00:13:21Come to me. Find me.
00:13:25Within. Find me within.
00:13:29You cannot fight alone.
00:13:31You cannot.
00:13:33Find me within.
00:13:35I've got this.
00:13:51This path is to the core, the depths of your soul.
00:13:55Only through sacrifice can you achieve such insight.
00:13:59Do you give of yourself that you will know yourself?
00:14:01Do you let go of what you are that you might see from a distance?
00:14:07Choose what you will sacrifice to know yourself, to walk within.
00:14:11Give of your health, your mind, your wits, or your youth.
00:14:15I give of my mind, my capacity to learn.
00:14:17Then you shall become less clouded by facts, and be closer to the emotions of your soul.
00:14:23You shall know more of yourself through what you have lost.
00:14:26A gesture of your intent within.
00:14:28Pass as you should, and do not fear what comes.
00:14:36Don't worry about me.
00:14:39I will be with you.
00:14:41Don't worry about me.
00:14:49I... I can see you there.
00:14:52Wait, and we can win.
00:15:12Thanks.
00:15:14Emoen, are you alright?
00:15:16Shh. Before the shadows return to me, I have seen what is to come.
00:15:22One alone cannot fight.
00:15:24Together we must battle your instinct.
00:15:26Alone you would fall whether you win or lose.
00:15:29But here in my sight, we can defeat it.
00:15:32Lead the creature here. Lead it to me.
00:15:35And we shall fight it together.
00:15:37Together.
00:15:39He does not expect us together.
00:15:41But he has shown me how.
00:15:50Go and lead the beast here.
00:15:52It is your only chance.
00:15:54And my last.
00:16:04You want it? You got it.
00:16:10Fall to your knees. You can do no other.
00:16:13I am within you.
00:16:15I am your essence.
00:16:23You wish to battle within me? Catch me if you can.
00:16:26You cannot run from yourself.
00:16:28You cannot defeat yourself.
00:16:30I am the one you must defeat.
00:16:33I am the one you must defeat.
00:16:36You cannot defeat yourself.
00:16:38I am the blood.
00:16:40I am the instinct.
00:16:50I say we try hiding.
00:16:52What?
00:16:53Like, this guy says we can run but we can't hide.
00:16:56I say we try hiding.
00:16:58I've got this.
00:17:00I'm good for hiding.
00:17:03That's a good point.
00:17:05I mean, if we could hide, it's not like he would tell us that.
00:17:08I will add my will to yours.
00:17:10I like to play hide and jab.
00:17:12How to make it vulnerable.
00:17:14Hide until the right moment. Jab!
00:17:33I am your instinct.
00:17:35Yet you deny me?
00:17:37Fight me within your own mind?
00:17:39I should devour you.
00:17:41I sense your soul.
00:17:44It has taken form to guide from within.
00:17:47You are strange among your kin.
00:17:51It's a guide from within.
00:17:53My soul takes the form of Imoen.
00:18:00But it...
00:18:02It is weak and will not help again.
00:18:05You are empty inside.
00:18:07There is nothing within but the instinct.
00:18:11Something is wrong.
00:18:12I...
00:18:13No.
00:18:14Not again.
00:18:15Not again.
00:18:21Well, you are a strong one indeed.
00:18:25You resist beyond all reason.
00:18:27The pity you are dead on the inside.
00:18:30I think Irenicus might be one of the greatest video game villains ever.
00:18:34I especially love how utterly fucking pathetic he is.
00:18:42That is delicious.
00:18:45You're a pathetic asshole.
00:18:51I do not know what you faced while mired within the spell,
00:18:55but here in the world of the living, my plans have gone just as I wished.
00:18:59I have drained you.
00:19:01Drained you of the very thing that made you special.
00:19:04It is the worst of curses, and I should know.
00:19:10I will not let you harm Imoen further.
00:19:12I'll free us both.
00:19:13I have no doubt you would, but you are no longer a living threat.
00:19:17I have taken your very divinity and drained you of your soul.
00:19:20The curse that was wrought against Bodhi and I has now ceased,
00:19:23and yours has begun.
00:19:25You will wither, you will wane, and you will die.
00:19:32Bodhi, remove this nothing, and Imoen as well.
00:19:35We are restored at their expense and need them no longer.
00:19:38Our revenge to come is now all the sweeter.
00:19:41As you would have it, my brother.
00:19:44Of course. Proceed to it as quickly as possible.
00:19:47I will tell our friends in the dark of our coming.
00:19:50We will plan our assault from here.
00:19:52I bid you farewell, child of Baal. We shall not meet again.
00:20:00And so your life does come to an end.
00:20:03A pity. You have proven resilient beyond all expectation.
00:20:07It is appealing to me.
00:20:09Spare me your words and do as you've been ordered.
00:20:11Like a good girl.
00:20:14Irenicus does indeed wish you dead,
00:20:16but I'm not his lapdog and you are now subject to my will.
00:20:19Your taunts will foster no resentment towards my brother,
00:20:22but I also need not obey him just yet.
00:20:25Your abilities have piqued my interest,
00:20:27and since you are to die, I would have you do it in an entertaining fashion.
00:20:32Irenicus can be so dour when he wishes.
00:20:35He's set upon revenge for his banishment and can think of nothing else.
00:20:38A failing of his mind and remaining flesh, I suspect.
00:20:41Undeath has given me focus,
00:20:43and an interest in the abilities of powerful creatures.
00:20:46An interest in you.
00:20:47I will make your death glorious as well as entertaining.
00:20:51Do your worst, Bodhi. I don't fear you.
00:20:55You should.
00:20:56You must run my gauntlet to prolong your life.
00:20:58You must do so knowing you have but the slimmest chance to make a difference.
00:21:02Do you see this passage before you?
00:21:04It is the darkest part of the Asylum and its history,
00:21:07a test of clarity for its prisoners,
00:21:09by a director that delighted in dissecting the mind.
00:21:15Now he is under my influence, and this place is mine to control.
00:21:18It is a masterpiece of madness,
00:21:20one that you will come to know intimately.
00:21:24What do you need?
00:21:25Don't worry about me.
00:21:28Are you alright?
00:21:29I was so scared.
00:21:31You came all this way to get me, and we were almost...
00:21:36Ah, here we go.
00:21:38Oh, music's gonna have to turn that down.
00:21:42I'm sorry, Telia. I was just so worried.
00:21:49Are you hurt? What did he do to you?
00:21:51I... I don't know, really.
00:21:54Same thing he did to you, I guess.
00:21:56I'd swear, the same.
00:21:59Telia, he made me see what you are, and what...
00:22:03A little more.
00:22:05And what I am.
00:22:07And then he tore it away from me.
00:22:09I don't know who I am now.
00:22:11I feel hollow inside.
00:22:13Empty.
00:22:14I can't get rid of the pain.
00:22:16Always, every moment, this horrible pain.
00:22:21He took something vital from us.
00:22:22Our divine souls.
00:22:24I just find out I'm a child of a god,
00:22:26and then its essence is ripped from my body.
00:22:28Now I'm empty and dying, and you are too.
00:22:34I'm sorry.
00:23:04I don't know.
00:23:05Regardless, we have to...
00:23:08Regardless, we have to get back what Irenicus took from us.
00:23:13I guess we have to face him, don't we?
00:23:15Sooner or later.
00:23:17Let's go.
00:23:18It's real nice to be with you again, Telia.
00:23:20We'll never be apart again, that much I promise.
00:23:22Let's go get our souls back.
00:23:26Aren't you gonna introduce me to your friends?
00:23:28Oh, of course.
00:23:29Of course.
00:23:31This is Aerie.
00:23:32She was, er, is, an Avarielle.
00:23:35She joined us after I helped save a circus she worked in.
00:23:38It's quite a long story, actually.
00:23:39Hi.
00:23:41The dwarf with the big axe is Corgan.
00:23:43He hired me when I stopped at the Copper Coronet,
00:23:45a tavern in Athcatla.
00:23:47I helped him find a rare book.
00:23:49And then he decided to come along for the ride.
00:23:52So you're the bloody Emoenlas everyone's been babbling about, eh?
00:23:57I think that's all. You already know the others.
00:24:01Emoen, purse her lips.
00:24:02I remember you, Dorne.
00:24:04You better pull your weight, fledgling witch.
00:24:07The journey here was trying.
00:24:09But who's that?
00:24:10A drow in the party, Telia?
00:24:12I could only be Viconia.
00:24:14Oh, Viconia, you look quite different last time I saw you.
00:24:17Did you dye your hair or something?
00:24:19I could ask you the same question, girl.
00:24:22Torture and starvation tend to do a few things to your looks.
00:24:27As pleasant as ever, huh?
00:24:30It's good to see you again, nevertheless.
00:24:32Well, it's nice to have some friends along.
00:24:35Let's see what happens.
00:24:36Hey, wait, what happened to Jahir and Minsc?
00:24:38I thought they got out.
00:24:47We went our separate ways soon after we escaped.
00:24:49We... you...
00:24:51They did?
00:24:52Sorry, my head hurts.
00:24:54Everything after Baldur's Gate is fuzzy and vague.
00:24:57Well, I'm glad you came for me either way.
00:24:59Let's get out of here.
00:25:19Maybe without her soul, but she can still tear shit up.
00:25:24Yeah, she will as soon as I give her her special item.
00:25:37Oh.
00:25:38You really took your time coming to rescue me, didn't you?
00:25:41I mean, not that I'm not grateful or anything, but...
00:25:43A single minute with that madman was a minute too long.
00:25:49I couldn't get to Spellhold without gathering...
00:25:51It wasn't easy. I didn't even know where to start looking.
00:25:53But 20,000 gold loosens a lot of tongues.
00:25:55Holy Joaquin! 20,000 gold pieces!
00:25:58Where do we ever get that kind of cash?
00:26:01Uh, let's see.
00:26:02I killed and robbed some people, slaughtered and pillaged entire villages,
00:26:05did the dirty work for those who pay well enough, those sort of things.
00:26:10You don't need to concern yourself about those things.
00:26:12Just know that I got all of it.
00:26:15But how did you get into Spellhold then?
00:26:17I was actually completely nuts that the Pirate Lord would send us here.
00:26:20The Cowl Wizard of Charter's Island had a ward stone to open the doors.
00:26:23I... borrowed it.
00:26:26Borrowed it.
00:26:27And I'm sure we'll be making every effort to get it back.
00:26:30Mm-hmm.
00:26:31Hey.
00:26:33Her smile shifts from amusement to sincerity.
00:26:35You know, that's a lot of work just to come get me.
00:26:38Sure makes a girl feel appreciated.
00:26:40So, thank you, Teely.
00:26:43Aww.
00:26:50You're welcome.
00:26:56Does he care as well? He's pretty sweet.
00:26:59You really mean that, don't you?
00:27:01You really know what to say to make me feel better.
00:27:04Thank you so much, Teely, for coming.
00:27:06And for being so nice to me.
00:27:08I don't think I need to tell you that I feel the same way.
00:27:10Come on, we better get going before I get all teary-eyed.
00:27:13If I keep feeding your ego like this, you'll stop fitting through doors.
00:27:17Oh, right.
00:27:21Ow, fucking hell.
00:27:26What'd you think about rules and laws and stuff like that?
00:27:30But then you got people like Corgan.
00:27:33But laws... laws have to be good for something, right?
00:27:35Otherwise there wouldn't be so many.
00:27:37Huh. I don't remember this conversation.
00:27:42Hmm.
00:27:46Hmm.
00:27:56Hmm.
00:27:59Forgot to mention the most important thing. Fun!
00:28:01I mean, take magic, for example, or sneaking around and stealing stuff.
00:28:04That's tons of fun, and they're both illegal in Athkatla.
00:28:07Well, theming's illegal in most places anyway, but still.
00:28:10If I made the rules, things would be different around here.
00:28:12Everyone has to wear pink at least once a week.
00:28:14Cookies aren't allowed to make you fat.
00:28:16Oh, and they're free to redheads.
00:28:25And everyone has to call you Her Royal Highness.
00:28:27Her Royal Highness? Hmm.
00:28:29Well, I was going to go with Your Imoency.
00:28:31Or maybe Her Fabulous Greatness, but yours has a nice ring to it.
00:28:34I fucking love Your Imoency.
00:28:38I love that, too.
00:28:39I guess we should get going.
00:28:41I guess we should get going, though.
00:28:42Seems like all we ever do is walk.
00:28:45Hmm. Why the heck don't we buy some horses?
00:28:47Or even see any horses?
00:28:48Is there some stupid omnish law against convenient transportation?
00:28:56Okay.
00:29:00Everyone's looking at her like,
00:29:01Are you sure she lost her soul?
00:29:11I don't know.
00:29:42Hmm.
00:30:00Hmm.
00:30:12Hmm.
00:30:14Hmm.
00:30:41Hmm.
00:30:43Hmm.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:47Hmm.
00:30:49Hmm.
00:30:51Hmm.
00:30:53Hmm.
00:30:55Hmm.
00:30:56This is why I get a scroll case really early on,
00:30:58to hoard every possible scroll,
00:31:00so Imoen basically has more spells than common sense.
00:31:06Granted, Imoen didn't have much common sense to begin with.
00:31:12Barber charm.
00:31:16Hmm. I was gonna go with Your Imoency.
00:31:19Love that.
00:31:24Oh, remember the thing we were gonna do for Hand in Hand,
00:31:27where, like, at the start,
00:31:29like, baby Imoen is talking about how she rules,
00:31:32like, she's gonna be queen of her own kingdom,
00:31:34and, like, one thing she points out is that the flag will have a duck on it.
00:31:37Oh, fucking hell.
00:31:39The flag will have a duck on it,
00:31:41and then Ahri gets Daehrni's Keep
00:31:44and changes the flag to have a duck on it.
00:31:58We gotta get back to Reading Hand in Hand.
00:32:09Hmm.
00:32:11Hmm. Okay, um...
00:32:17Tancheron's Bow.
00:32:21Belt of Agility.
00:32:25Victor... No.
00:32:30I need to... I'm gonna find...
00:32:31I'll find the Bowstring of Gezen here somewhere.
00:32:34I'm not allowed to leave without finding the Bowstring of Gezen.
00:32:42Understood.
00:32:45Dragon Disciples Robes.
00:32:47Decreases spellcasting time by one Dragon Disciples only.
00:32:50Oh, come on!
00:33:05Hmm.
00:33:06Ooh, the Robe of Invocation.
00:33:27One extra fifth and one extra sixth level Divine Spell. Ooh.
00:33:35Oh, not usable by Cleric. Wait.
00:33:37I just bought Bard, Cleric, Fighter, Mage, Monk, Petit...
00:33:40Oh, it's for Druids.
00:33:45The Protector.
00:33:57And the Cloak of Protection.
00:34:01Boots of Haste and Departure.
00:34:03Gloves of Missile... Oh, come on.
00:34:11So, Tancheron's Bow.
00:34:15Robe of Invocation.
00:34:16That'll work until we get you some Elven Chainmail.
00:34:20Boots of Haste and Departure.
00:34:22This thing.
00:34:25Boots of Scram! My god!
00:34:27My god!
00:34:36That's fine.
00:34:48Your iron.
00:34:50The Greaves of Zoomies.
00:34:57Geesonic runs everywhere.
00:35:27Yeah, I changed the hit point threshold on that to 200.
00:35:35I'm gonna take all Haste.
00:35:38And we're gonna take all Greater Malicine.
00:35:41Wait a minute. Don't you have Greater Malicine? You do not have Greater Malicine.
00:35:46All Greater Malic... Oh.
00:35:50All Greater Malicine and a Spirit Armor.
00:35:53And a Stoneskin.
00:35:54Gotta have... Gotta have Stone...
00:35:56Gotta have Stoneskin!
00:36:03Breach.
00:36:06And a few Animate Deads.
00:36:08Level 6 spells. Disintegrate.
00:36:25Now, let's...
00:36:28Let's get rid of your Hastes and we'll give you exclusively Remove Magic.
00:36:33And we'll give you another Blur.
00:36:36Oh, actually.
00:36:38We'll give you a bunch of Power Word Sleeps as well.
00:36:42Improve to Visibility, Globe, Breach.
00:36:46And for Divine Spells, you're mostly got Healing Spells.
00:36:50We'll grab you another Heal.
00:36:52And another Heal.
00:36:54And another Animate Dead.
00:36:56I have too many evil characters to use Holy Smite, sadly.
00:37:00Ooh.
00:37:07Ooh, new Immy content.
00:37:09More hand-in-hand content. Yeah.
00:37:11Yeah, we need to get back to that.
00:37:15Armor of Faith.
00:37:22Okay.
00:37:30Customize Script, Wizard Aggressive.
00:37:47Stoneskin.
00:37:52Okay.
00:38:02You do not have a Spirit Armor, do you?
00:38:05Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:38:07I should definitely give you the rest of the Scrolls.
00:38:10Burning Hands, Fireball, Chaos, Mordecai and Sword, Armor.
00:38:14Armor.
00:38:17I see what a guide would be.
00:38:20Let's just get their Magical Education crash course real quick.
00:38:26Weird, you can't learn Greater Malice?
00:38:31Do you already have it?
00:38:34Motion Hopelessness.
00:38:37Why can't you learn Greater Malice?
00:38:40Improved Hopelessness.
00:38:42Same.
00:38:45Advanced Nihilism.
00:39:00Damn.
00:39:14Oh, that's a Summon. Interesting.
00:39:45It's weird that Aeri can't learn Greater Malice.
00:39:50She doesn't have a Malicious Bone in her body.
00:39:54Well, not yet anymore.
00:39:55And it's not usable by Cleric, but still.
00:39:59This'll hurt you a lot more than me.
00:40:02Amoen, did you cast Spirit Armor on Aeri?
00:40:05You did, didn't you?
00:40:06Okay. That's fine.
00:40:10That's fine. You have Stone Skin and that's what's important.
00:40:13I see.
00:40:16That's fine.
00:40:19Is that really what you did?
00:40:22It's not.
00:40:25You didn't even get a lot of Skill.
00:40:27That's fine, you have stone skin and that's what's important.
00:40:32Alright, let's move the spellcasters into the back of the formation.
00:40:57I need the hand of the creator to get past you.
00:41:19What do you need?
00:41:50I'm the main frontline damage dealer, I literally can't take it easy.
00:41:56She's bereft of her soul and she's still worried about you.
00:42:01I think we've established many times by now that M.O.N. is literally perfect.
00:42:07Okay, we're going to want a frontliner, a cleric, a spellcaster.
00:42:17You're going to head off now because I need to go get some lunch sorted.
00:42:25Okie doke, Lolo.
00:42:27Love you.
00:42:29Love you, have a nice day you guys.
00:42:32You too.
00:42:34Bye.
00:42:36Bye.
00:42:40She's great.
00:42:42She is.
00:42:47Oh, I guess nobody here is getting...
00:42:53Let's power sleep one.
00:42:57Start berserking.
00:43:02Poison your weapon.
00:43:10Oh, that greater command.
00:43:40You still have a cast time, I could have sworn I modified you properly.
00:44:10What do you need?
00:44:18I'm the main frontline damage dealer, I literally can't take it easy.
00:44:24I'm the main frontline damage dealer, I literally can't take it easy.
00:44:33I'm the main frontline damage dealer.
00:44:37Actually, yeah, let's give you... wait a minute.
00:44:41Which amulet are you wearing?
00:44:46Let's give you that.
00:45:07Okay, there's no lich here, that's good.
00:45:11Great.
00:45:35That goes nine attacks per round to seven per two rounds, nice.
00:45:50Ooh, four attacks per round of haste.
00:46:15Me playing Dragon Age Valeguard for the first time is like...
00:46:20So I've decided to make a rogue character, and to commemorate Bioware's return to the spotlight,
00:46:24I've decided to base this character on the greatest rogue character they've ever created.
00:46:29Like...
00:46:31Like, hey, Liliana's already in Dragon Age.
00:46:34That's Emma Winn, you uncultured swine.
00:46:39Let's start with Greater Malicine.
00:46:44Let's move you out.
00:46:48And let's go for a Greater Command.
00:46:52Ooh, I think it worked.
00:47:06Oh.
00:47:15Remove magic.
00:47:18And then haste.
00:47:23And Corgan's down again.
00:47:33He truly is the Vegeta of Baldur's Gate.
00:47:37Man, I really wish I had Death Spell, I could get rid of all these fucking Grim Warders.
00:47:45And when about to cast Death Spell, liches get stitches.
00:47:50Oh, there we go.
00:47:51Well, Disintegrate worked.
00:48:03And cast Lucky Chant.
00:48:18Fuck, Dorn's been mind-controlled.
00:48:23Old person.
00:48:53Oh, there we go.
00:49:19Ooh, okay.
00:49:20Corgan, pick yourself up.
00:49:27Corgan, we gotta talk about this whole dying problem.
00:49:40But Corgan, you hitting hard is not that helpful if you go down easy.
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:16Not the best trade-off.
00:50:41Hmm.
00:50:47Your blood is rather inviting.
00:50:52Oh.
00:51:22Hmm.
00:51:39He'd still be interested in doing that, of course.
00:51:41Oh, well, Lolo's not here anymore, so.
00:51:44Wouldn't be able to.
00:51:48This is basically another round of Smasher Pass, Baldur's Gate edition.
00:51:53Oh.
00:52:18Hmm.
00:52:45Well, in regards to present company, Arian and Mowen smash.
00:52:51Corgan and Dorn pass.
00:52:54Viconia pass, only because it's very likely that it would kill me.
00:52:59Telia pass, on the basis that it would definitely kill me.
00:53:03Why would Telia kill you?
00:53:07Not, like, consciously, just, you know.
00:53:15I don't imagine her being an especially aggressive lover.
00:53:20Hmm.
00:53:27See, I don't think Telia would really smash anyone.
00:53:31Probably not.
00:53:32But then I would pass in respect of that.
00:53:37Hmm.
00:53:48Viconia would probably fuck me within an inch of my life, and then take that inch.
00:53:55Well, you know they say, give an inch, take a mile.
00:53:58Hmm.
00:54:05Yeah, Telia, Corgan, and Dorn pass.
00:54:08Viconia, Aerie pass.
00:54:11Viconia and Mowen smash.
00:54:14Fair enough.
00:54:18They would probably specify Throne of Ball, Aerie.
00:54:21Oh, Throne of Ball, Aerie smash, definitely.
00:54:28Hmm.
00:54:36It's amazing how there's supposedly an entire race of winged elves, but we never see them, besides Aerie.
00:54:42Hmm.
00:54:45Yeah, you know, Larian, you made models that had, like, fucking, uh...
00:54:50You made character models that have wings.
00:54:54Where's Auravariel?
00:54:56They're just...
00:54:59They're just up in the sky, looking down on the Sword Coast, like, holy fuck.
00:55:10Good thing we're up here.
00:55:12Hmm.
00:55:16Star Medallion, Golden Circlet...
00:55:20Sword Medallion, Sun Medallion...
00:55:26Yeah, I want to say Star.
00:55:29No beginning, no end. I am a symbol of the world's cycles.
00:55:34Golden Circlet.
00:55:37Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed.
00:55:42Yet this I will say, we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest.
00:55:46Worn-out boots.
00:55:50Here in this place you swallow me, yet were I more I could swallow you.
00:55:55Jar of water.
00:55:57I've seen the mountains rise, I've seen the fall of Netheril.
00:56:01You shall die, but still I shall march on.
00:56:07Time.
00:56:12To those within the dungeon I am joy, to those fully beneath my gaze I can be hell.
00:56:17You are the sun.
00:56:21I will save your life, but yet can you die by me?
00:56:25I will settle disputes, yet not with words.
00:56:28You are the sword.
00:56:31Name me, and so shall you break me.
00:56:37The gagged man, I want to say.
00:56:41Always do I tell the truth, yet cannot speak. Look to me, and see what really is.
00:56:45You are a mirror.
00:56:48Two heads, but one body. The more I stand still, the faster I run.
00:56:52You are an hourglass.
00:56:55Try to defeat me, but try in vain. When I win, I will end your pain.
00:56:59You are death.
00:57:06Tell me who you are.
00:57:17Tell me who you are.
00:57:37Oh boy, it's my favorite room!
00:57:43Fucking love this room.
00:57:45Put your hand in my mouth.
00:57:48Face to face and answer you.
00:57:50Exit with the answer that frees.
00:57:52Pain is the price of failure.
00:57:54Lighter than what I am made of.
00:57:56Oh, I gotta do the villain voice for this.
00:57:58Lighter than what I am made of.
00:58:00More of me is hidden than is seen.
00:58:02I am the bane of the Mariner.
00:58:04The tooth within the sea.
00:58:06Speak my name.
00:58:11You are ice.
00:58:13Your answer is satisfactory.
00:58:15The weight is matched for this round.
00:58:17You are free. Return and face another if you dare.
00:58:23Put your hand in my mouth.
00:58:27Face to face and answer you.
00:58:29Exit with the answer that frees.
00:58:31Pain is the price of failure.
00:58:33A spirited jig, it dances bright.
00:58:35Banishing all but darkest night.
00:58:37Give it food and it will live.
00:58:39Give it water and it will die.
00:58:45Name me and so shall you break me.
00:58:47Oh, silence. Okay.
00:58:54A spirited jig, it dances bright.
00:58:56Banishing all but darkest night.
00:58:58Give it food and it will live.
00:59:00Give it water and it will die.
00:59:04Hmm.
00:59:12Fire.
00:59:13Your answer is satisfactory.
00:59:18Put your hand in my mouth, Anakin.
00:59:23The man who invented it doesn't want it for himself.
00:59:26The man who bought it doesn't need it for himself.
00:59:29The man who needs it doesn't know it when he needs it.
00:59:33A coffin.
00:59:35Your answer is satisfactory.
00:59:37You're free. Return and face another if you dare.
00:59:44Face to face and answer you.
00:59:46Exit with the answer that frees.
00:59:48Pain is the price of failure.
00:59:50The life I lead is mere hours or less.
00:59:53I serve all my time by being consumed.
00:59:55I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat.
00:59:58And wind is the bane of the gift that I bring.
01:00:00I don't like it when the riddles don't rhyme.
01:00:04I know.
01:00:11A candle.
01:00:14Put your hand in my mouth, Anakin.
01:00:21The more that there is, the less that you see.
01:00:23Squint all you wish when surrounded by me.
01:00:31The sun.
01:00:32This answer is not satisfactory.
01:00:42Darkness.
01:00:43Your answer is satisfactory.
01:00:48Don't answer them for me.
01:00:52Put your hand in my mouth, Anakin.
01:00:56Face to face and answer you.
01:00:57Exit with the answer that frees.
01:00:59Pain is the price of failure.
01:01:01They come to witness the night without being called.
01:01:04A sailor's guide and a poet's tears.
01:01:06They are lost to sight each day without the hand of a thief.
01:01:11A sailor's guide and a poet's tears.
01:01:16Stars.
01:01:30I can have no color, though there may be darkness within.
01:01:35I have no weight and hold nothing.
01:01:37And if placed in a container, I become all the lighter.
01:01:40A hole.
01:01:54Of all your possessions, I'm the hardest to guard.
01:01:57If you have me, you'll want to share me.
01:01:59If you share me, you no longer have me.
01:02:02A secret.
01:02:20Alive as you, but without breath.
01:02:22As cold as in my life, as in my death.
01:02:25Never a thirst, though I always drink.
01:02:27Dressed in a mail, but never a clink.
01:02:31As alive as you, but without breath.
01:02:33As cold as in my life, as in my death.
01:02:36Never a thirst, though I always drink.
01:02:40Dressed in a mail, but never...
01:02:46Fish?
01:02:47There we go.
01:02:49Scale.
01:02:55I'm free for the taking through all of your life, though given but once at birth.
01:03:05I am less than nothing in weight, but will fell the strongest of you if held.
01:03:13Breath.
01:03:26I have holes throughout, from back to front and top to bottom to core.
01:03:31More than nothing, something within, and yet I still hold what ore?
01:03:35Fuck you, I made that work.
01:03:41A sponge.
01:03:43Mm-mm-mm.
01:03:54They follow at lead, but only as you pass.
01:03:56Dress yourself in darkest black, and they are darker still.
01:04:00Always they flee the light, though without the sun there would be none.
01:04:08Shadows.
01:04:10You have answered true, the twelve in stone.
01:04:12Rewarded are you for the wit of ages.
01:04:18The others have no idea where Telia goes or why she, like, keeps coming back,
01:04:22only to put her hand in the mouth and disappear again.
01:04:26It's like, Telia, what are you doing?
01:04:28Telia! Telia, come back!
01:04:30Oh, she's gone again.
01:04:36How come Corgan leveled up? I was doing all the work.
01:04:39Tell me.
01:04:44Tell me.
01:04:48He benefits from your, uh, excursions such as the, uh, such as the Way of the Union.
01:04:58How about Corgan has just, like, seven charisma because he's a smelly dwarf?
01:05:06Thank you, bastard man.
01:05:10Give me strength.
01:05:13Stinky, stinky bastard man.
01:05:17Corgan!
01:05:18Corgan!
01:05:19Corgan!
01:05:20Corgan!
01:05:21Corgan!
01:05:23I love you, and I give you strength.
01:05:27Me?
01:05:30I give you courage.
01:05:36What do you mean, my daughter?
01:05:40I love you.
01:05:46Okay.
01:05:47I'm gonna break you up.
01:05:49This place is just too dark for you to be here.
01:05:52I really want out of here.
01:06:10There you are.
01:06:13Fuck!
01:06:19Fuck!
01:06:25Do I have a potion of Master Thievery? I do not!
01:06:29Come on, Imouen, I gave you something that improves all your thief skills by 25%.
01:06:33You gotta find traps of 135.
01:06:36But this requires a fine traps of 136.
01:06:48Alright, what if I just run her through?
01:06:51Okay.
01:06:56Alright.
01:07:00Hey, not bad.
01:07:02Okay.
01:07:03One at a time.
01:07:04One at a time.
01:07:07Damn it!
01:07:13There we go.
01:07:20Oops!
01:07:23Alright, get up, Dorne.
01:07:27Get up, Dorne, you useless bastard.
01:07:31Try to keep up, gets crushed.
01:07:38Try to keep up, dies.
01:07:46Okay.
01:07:48Moment of truth.
01:07:51Yay!
01:08:01Hmm.
01:08:27Gezinbo String.
01:08:31Hmm.
01:08:39In the Asylum Dungeon, it can be found in the locked chest in the vault in which some inactive golems are standing still.
01:08:44They will be activated after unlocking the chest.
01:08:52Ah, level 3.
01:08:54Level 3 of the dungeon.
01:08:57Hmm.
01:08:59Alright, I'm going to cut the stream here.
01:09:02And I'm just going to spend the rest of the time with McKay.
01:09:05I will see you all later. Thanks for joining me for a 10 hour fucking stream.
01:09:09Goodly.
01:09:28Oh, y'all.
01:09:58Fucking stream.
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