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Jake Marsh | Pardon My Take
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00:00:00Christian yellows not competing the home run derby. I'm nervous about this because I texted him asking him and he was like
00:00:07He said let's just call him real quick because I'm nervous that he's gonna somehow compete in the home run derby
00:00:13He's got to say that he's not gonna do it ever
00:00:18On today's part of my take we have good friend
00:00:22Recurring guests been a long time
00:00:25Baker Mayfield on the show we taped it during chill week awesome interview
00:00:30We haven't talked to Baker in like four or five years we get into that
00:00:36There was there was a concern that maybe we were outside of the inner circle
00:00:39We are not we're back in and it was an awesome interview. It's great catching up with Baker
00:00:43We're so so happy for everything that's transpired in the past year talk UFOs with him
00:00:48Yeah, that's short week that he had going out to LA
00:00:50It was it was an awesome interview and great to have him back on the show
00:00:54We're gonna do the Mount Rushmore of video games in honor of EA Sports College football being back today
00:01:03Which we will talk about some more. We have a lot to recap there were some euros. There were some Wimbledon
00:01:10There was some Copa
00:01:12There were some other sports it all happened Jalen Brunson signed a deal
00:01:17It was a big weekend in sports and we'll get to all of it in a minute before we do that Draftkings
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00:03:13It's best ball week only on Draftkings. Today is Monday, July 15th
00:03:19And let me be the first to say we are you are listening right now
00:03:24To the only as far as I know it the only sports podcast that is 100% against assassination
00:03:32Anti-assassination
00:03:33That's us. That's the type of take you get on this program that you don't get on your first takes
00:03:39You don't get that on your getups. Yeah, I would get that on your Ryan Russillo shows
00:03:44I'd like to see greenie come out and be 100%
00:03:47Anti assassination. Oh, no green. You will never do that. No green. You will never in a million years
00:03:52It's too controversial to way too controversial. Yeah, that was crazy
00:03:56We don't really talk about the political world
00:03:58But when there's an assassination attempt on a former president who's currently running for president
00:04:03We have to come out and say that we are very much against assassination pretty wild
00:04:08One turn of the head and that's all it took missed by inches
00:04:13Also a hell of a picture by Trump to stand up like that to have the thought the thought in the moment being like this
00:04:18Is gonna rock did you see some of the pictures that have the bullet actually going by the back of his head nuts?
00:04:23It is crazy. It's nuts and
00:04:25Yeah, crazy times you live in we are an escape from those crazy times, but we had to say anti-assassination
00:04:33I noticed one person in this room is not come on today. It's a assassination. We as a podcast are anti-assassination. Okay?
00:04:40So you are Hank personally I am personally and as a podcast I am I don't know that I doubled it
00:04:46I didn't know that the podcast was gonna be anti I knew that I was going to be already
00:04:50It sounds like Hank just kind of followed suit when he heard that we were anti-assassination
00:04:54I'm anti-assassination. Here we go back. No, Matt Eames
00:04:58Anti-assassin, yeah, chalk it up. That is a consensus boys. How about it's the only consensus we ever had on this podcast
00:05:05Also just goes to show you Nick Castellanos tremendous timing
00:05:08I mean memes are you like your your meme just lives forever?
00:05:13He hit a home run and he also hit his 45th and 47th
00:05:18RBIs yesterday
00:05:19incredible
00:05:20Maybe the funniest guy in baseball memes. I
00:05:23Thought it died down there for a little bit and thought it was over but he just keeps coming back now
00:05:28He did hit it before the assassination attempt, but I still think Nick Castellanos anytime he homers
00:05:33You just gotta look over your shoulder on high alert. Yeah, I regret drafting him onto my dingers only team
00:05:38Yeah, it's like it's just every time every time something good happens for me. Something bad's about happened somebody else
00:05:42Yeah, poor Richard Simmons as well passed away and it no one
00:05:47I mean we all thought he might have been dead for years and then when he did die
00:05:51He's like, I'll just you know a random Saturday in July
00:05:54No, it stinks to have your own death overshadowed by somebody else almost dying
00:05:59Yeah instantly instantly and I found out that Richard Simmons died because Trump almost got assassinated
00:06:05Yeah, cuz you're looking at like the for you. Yeah. Yeah. I also found out that Ben Simmons is still alive
00:06:12Because he was probably also true. I've looked at the shooter. Yes, the
00:06:16There the for you page on Twitter was was popping off there
00:06:20I think there was one headline that was like from NBA star to to Trump rally prankster
00:06:26Here's what clay Thompson's up to now
00:06:31Okay, and we're gonna settle this at the at the battle bot that's what that's what Biden said tonight the battle bot
00:06:36We're gonna sell this at the battle bots. Okay, so by the way, that's show rock
00:06:39We also should probably do I think we've done like manliest moves Mount Rushmore
00:06:44But in terms of most badass things surviving an assassination attempt is 1-1
00:06:48It's definitely up there for sure. And I always wonder at what point do you reach assassination status like
00:06:55Plenty of people get killed plenty of people get murdered or attempted murdered
00:06:59But at some point then you can be assassinated like it's political like if Hank were to die
00:07:04Would that be a murder or an assassination murder? Well, I may be an assassination and we're anti it. So there you go, Hank
00:07:11Yeah, we have your back. But yeah, we had we had to say we're anti guys would be suspects one and two
00:07:16Uh, yeah, they call the boyfriend kind of thing. Yeah, that probably you're probably right
00:07:20Does anybody here have a middle name that they include in their main name? Because if so, that's target number
00:07:25Well, actually we'll just become alibis Christopher Max Delente. Mm-hmm Christopher Maxwell. Yeah. Yeah, that's an assassin name
00:07:32We'll just we'll just have really strong alibis. Yeah, you have seen I were doing the pod
00:07:36That's actually don't know what happened. It's rock solid. Yeah, we don't know what happened. Ah, okay
00:07:41Let's talk some sports
00:07:43Jalen Brunson
00:07:45win horse mean
00:07:47What's going on in New York? Cuz Jalen Brunson signed a deal for?
00:07:53four years
00:07:55156 and a half million dollars
00:07:57He saved the team a hundred and thirteen million dollars now not to take away from LeBron's three million that he saved
00:08:04But this was an insane deal that makes him
00:08:09I don't know one one of like current New York athletes memes
00:08:13Would that be fair to say he's got to be one one New York athlete right now Kermis. Yeah one one right now
00:08:19I mean that is the most
00:08:21Like the he obviously still has to win a championship to like take it all the way
00:08:26But just in terms of the path and what he's last year look like and then doing this
00:08:31I don't know what's going on
00:08:34maybe it's his father who Rick who is an assistant coach is gonna be the highest paid assistant coach in the NBA or
00:08:41Maybe because he works in the financial capital of the world
00:08:46There's something that might make that sweeter
00:08:49That'd be very funny if there was a New York based name image likeness collective that got together for the Knicks
00:08:55And so it's like yeah, don't pay them as much because you know what we're gonna
00:08:58Do we're gonna have just be a spokesperson for MetLife. Yeah, it's married to a supermodel
00:09:02I don't I not think he's married to a supermodel. It's um it I have no choice, but to take it at face value
00:09:09I know there's conspiracy theorists and everyone's gonna run around saying he's getting that money somewhere else
00:09:13Pretty much the coolest move you can do if you're a fan of the Knicks
00:09:16I I don't think players
00:09:18I think players should get what they're worth
00:09:21But I wouldn't complain if our Knicks fan right now that he just left a hundred thirteen million on the table to make his team
00:09:26better and hope and deliver a
00:09:29Championship to the Knicks yes, so he he got paid about 58 percent. What do you what he could have gotten paid?
00:09:34How is that waited until next offseason? How is the how are they gonna allow this?
00:09:38I think someone someone is definitely petitioning CJ McCollum right now and being like this is not allowed. It's probably it's probably his agent
00:09:45Yeah, sir, please talk about this. Please someone do this
00:09:48Maybe they're gonna take that money that they saved and give it to Jay Wright
00:09:51Which would be a repayment on the loan that Jay Wright paid Jalen Brunson to go to Villanova also not a bad idea
00:09:56Yeah, I this isn't this is shocking though like when you guys saw this were you not like what cuz guys take hometown discounts
00:10:04He took half
00:10:05Yeah
00:10:06He took half of what he's what he's
00:10:08Eligible to take and he would have been paid every single dollar of that max and now I mean
00:10:14The Knicks have to use that money wisely, but holy shit. Well. There's another element. Maybe he thought to himself
00:10:19I don't know if I can play for another season under Tibbs watch
00:10:23So by signing early he removes the chance of getting injured not getting that next contract. It's crazy. Does it make you nervous?
00:10:31Hank Max
00:10:33No, oh that was uh that was you just threw that it's the Knicks and it's Nova. Okay. What is two things?
00:10:40I'll never be worried about
00:10:42Nova one two national champion, that's true, so that's true, but that didn't worry Hank
00:10:46He wasn't worried yeah, I don't know why he included he included Nova not to try and piss me off even though
00:10:51They want to national championship. Are you like what the hell is going on max? Yeah? I don't understand it at all
00:10:57I don't understand it at all
00:10:59I mean, I would love for a player that I root for to do this this would be the coolest move ever
00:11:04And Nixon should be over the moon happy, but it's still I'm just sitting here like what what is going on
00:11:10It is crazy that a
00:11:12Superstar NBA player is turning down that much money that doesn't happen Hall of Fame guy
00:11:17It only happens with guys at the end of their career if they want to go somewhere to make it ring ring chasing
00:11:21I guess he's ring chasing at home also
00:11:24LeBron did also the three million dollars three million dollars the apron second apron, but yeah
00:11:29He could have set a two hundred seventy million dollar contract next summer
00:11:33I feel like this all comes back to the fact that maybe James Dolan is just not around a lot anymore
00:11:40Because if Jalen Brunson knew James Dolan better he'd probably be like fuck that I want all his money
00:11:47Right yeah, cuz like this like you can't be like oh, I'm gonna. I'm gonna do you a solid James
00:11:52I just think he did it because he might be afraid of getting hurt next year. Yeah, I don't know
00:11:57I mean, it's it's an all-time team guy move, and there is obviously people like well. You could have enough money
00:12:04There's definitely that limit, but still you're an NBA basketball player in the prime of your career
00:12:10And you don't know if you'll ever make that type of money ever again
00:12:14You know one passes that up. It's also New York one does it's also, New York
00:12:18You're gonna need that extra like 30 million dollars. Yeah, Tom Brady did because he had Giselle who's Jalen Brunson dating
00:12:25That's what I'm trying to think it's like a high school sweetheart
00:12:27She's
00:12:29Must be rich. Oh, he's former high school. So got got it. Okay for a second when you let off with yeah
00:12:34High school you made it sound like yeah, it sound weird. I also don't know if that's 100% sure okay
00:12:39Well, we'll go with it. We're not a fact show
00:12:42So yeah, that was that was the biggest story to me this weekend. I know that uh we also had some Euro finals
00:12:49Yeah, it's not coming home. Not coming home. We're gonna come home it left it walked out the door
00:12:54Yeah, empty-nest syndrome, it's not coming back England soccer is just it's got to be brutal to root for yeah
00:13:00I would think so Gareth Southgate can't win the big one
00:13:02It just it felt like they were the team of destiny this year well the way they were winning
00:13:06yeah, and just like they weren't the best team, but they were just finding ways to win games and then
00:13:12Spain just late that was like the 86th minute finishes it off some great soccer today
00:13:18They can't they ran out of luck where it was like their their game plan this whole tournament was
00:13:23Just kind of sleepwalk after the opening whistle get scored on and then play really hard
00:13:27Yeah, and equalize the game then hope that you can win an extra time or at the end or maybe in PKs
00:13:32Yeah, and then Spain was the best team and you mall is now 17 years old
00:13:35Oh, he turned 70 turn a turn 17 like two days ago
00:13:38Oh shit, which sounds a lot less impressive that a 17 year old won the one the euros yeah
00:13:44They should have you're old they should have hurried that up
00:13:45Yeah
00:13:45They should have a 16 year old got to the final 16 year old got to the final and then the 17 year old took over
00:13:50So I'll take you from here little boy. Yeah, he's got it and then the the Copa, which is going on right now
00:13:57Another sign of will never win a soccer tournament because the fans climbing through like the air ducks
00:14:06Basically trampling and ruining the escalator in Miami those fans that those are real soccer fit
00:14:13We don't know what's gonna happen after the games over because there are thousands more fans in the stands than there are actual seats
00:14:18yeah, so who knows apparently what was happening is people were just going to the seats and then the tickets were like
00:14:25$1,500-$2,000 to get in so people that had tickets were going to their seats
00:14:29The seats are occupied and then security can't do shit about it to kick the people out. So people are just losing seats
00:14:36Losing money real you know what? This is a real black eye on the Miami Dolphins
00:14:39Yeah, the fact that this has never happened at a Dolphins game before they're not they're not used to having such passionate fans show up
00:14:45That's true. They need to start they need to start charging the gates. Yeah, it was the game was delayed like an hour and a half
00:14:52That's real. That's real soccer fan
00:14:54I mean now we have we have an opening in coaching and no one wants the job
00:14:58I want that now I want the German butt fingers guy
00:15:00Okay, that low guy the guy that would stick his hands in his ass and smell him that real freak
00:15:04I'm in why not because it seems like everybody else are talking to is just the same iteration of Greg
00:15:09Yeah, there's Greg under a different name where it's a guy that just kisses US Soccer Federation's ass
00:15:14Jesse Marsh doesn't want the job. Nah cuz he's smart
00:15:18This is why we need to kidnap somebody and force them to be their head. We're hiring per halter back
00:15:22No, don't rock at this point. I'm I'm in like fucking bring him back third times a charm
00:15:27Yeah, he's learned his lesson add another G Hank. Oh you you look like you want to say something about soccer. Well, no
00:15:33Yeah, not really at all
00:15:35Extremely regional complaint or concern because this is only happening to people in Chicago, but they've had this weather tornado
00:15:41Oh, yeah a full screen for the entire game. Yeah, we got to talkers in like a lower box
00:15:46We got a tornado warning means it's got to be bad. You got to worry about the tornado
00:15:51Tornadoes don't hit cities though. That's good like big cities
00:15:54I think it's something about like the wind or something in the and the buildings and stopping it. I don't know
00:16:00Yeah, all right. Yeah, cuz you would think that a tornado would hit like Dallas, Oklahoma City knows at some point it big cities
00:16:09Okay
00:16:11Tornadoes do not hit big cities false
00:16:14Tornadoes can hit anywhere at any time
00:16:16Okay. Oh, yeah, I just made that up. I guess we just haven't had a massive one. Yeah, I completely made it up
00:16:23Okay. Yeah, I made a little yeah f3 tornado hit the bank one tower in Fort Worth in
00:16:292080% of the 35 stories windows were destroyed. Okay, so I did make that up 100%
00:16:34That was something I just told myself to make myself feel better
00:16:37Okay, tornadoes don't hit big cities. I did I did put together a list of my top five preferred US soccer coaches
00:16:44Okay, let me hear it and this for project 2026. That's what we're calling the World Cup starting now. Okay number one
00:16:50I still think we can get that clop guy. Yep. You rebuffed us, but now we need to rebuff his rebuffle
00:16:54Yeah, and go back and add a zero to the order and be like, yep too bad
00:16:58You're joining our team number two is butt fingers the guy that you don't boogers
00:17:02I think his name is low and it's got the um lots on they're pretty cool. Number three Burr halter again. Fuck it number four
00:17:08I think Dan Campbell could do it. Actually, I think yeah, I think
00:17:13What we need is we need passion out of our players
00:17:15Yeah, Dan Campbell will figure soccer out and then number five is anybody except Alexi Lallis. I think that's fair as well
00:17:21I think we can make that happen. I like that as well
00:17:24Here's why I thought this maybe Dan Hurley Dan Hurley Dan Hurley rate
00:17:28He said that he'd be better football coach than basketball coach you think so he'd know he said that let him do both he said
00:17:34That he he thinks he was born to be a football coach, which he could do. Yeah, absolutely
00:17:41Okay, what else we got Oh Wimbledon happened
00:17:44Djokovic might be old. Well Spain happened today Spain did have Spanish Sunday. We had we had Alcatraz. Yep one Wimbledon
00:17:51Oh crushed Djokovic. He's 16 years younger. Yeah still crushed him though
00:17:57Oh, I think he's great sets. I just pretended that match didn't happen then Spain won and also Sergio Garcia
00:18:04Yeah won the live event just threw himself in there. Yeah, Sergio. What was this tweet today?
00:18:09He's like we have the opportunity to make this the biggest sports day ever for Spain now that I've won after yesterday
00:18:14If the soccer team wins tonight, it will be one of the biggest days in Spanish sports
00:18:18He's the dragon me like the Spain winning the Euro's Alcoraz winning Wimbledon
00:18:24And then Sergio looking all goofy being like live event wherever it was. Yeah, the big three. Yeah triple crown. They did it
00:18:30Well, I couldn't who would have thought Spain would do that. I do feel bad for British sports fans, though
00:18:36I like I love I love the fact that you can set your watch to certain things in sports
00:18:41You know, you can count on certain heartbreak and misery
00:18:43But it does it looks sad when the shirtless hooligans are like walking out of the stadium
00:18:47Holding their heads in shame after they gave so many great chance to the Germans. They're the Buffalo Bills
00:18:52There yeah, they are it's sad, but it's the truth right. Mm-hmm. Is there a pit in England? I
00:18:58Don't know. I am watching this one video of this guy. He's doing guys. He's he's
00:19:03traveling the River Thames
00:19:05From source to see okay every day. He updates it. Is he like on a boat?
00:19:10He started walking now. He's on a kayak. He really cool guy. Yeah, he did get cut
00:19:16Fraud alert though, because he was like, I'm not leaving the river and then like day three
00:19:22He's like, thank you so much to the people. Let me stay at their house today, and then he had to correct himself
00:19:27He's like look, I'm I am sleeping other places, but yeah, it's cool
00:19:31He's doing it feel like if you source to see if you do that
00:19:34You got to just you got to either be in a canoe the entire time or you have to walk the entire time
00:19:38Yeah, well, he's got that. He's like one of those chipper English guys
00:19:41Like they're just very happy who probably doesn't even watch soccer. That's why he's got a
00:19:45Completely different personality a good head and all the other English guys. But yeah, he's uh, I don't know
00:19:51I'd somehow got that in my algorithm. I'm following him
00:19:53It's going source to see check him out in a box in a box in a box
00:19:58Lizzie's in a box in a box. You remember when we delayed our kickoff for NFL week one because Queen Elizabeth died
00:20:05That was disgusting. That was what was the point of the Revolutionary War?
00:20:08That was nuts
00:20:10And we should never have to do that. We should never ever have to do that. Uh, okay
00:20:14What else we got in the sports world? It's all-star break all-star break Christian yellows not competing the home run Derby
00:20:21I'm nervous about this because I texted him asking him and he was like
00:20:25He said let's just call him real quick because I'm nervous that he's gonna somehow compete in the home run Derby
00:20:32He's got to say that he's not gonna do it ever
00:20:34is he
00:20:36Do we have a dingers only update for all-star break I am in second to last place. I'm beating Jerry by two. Oh nice
00:20:43I don't know. I don't know who's ahead of us
00:20:47He doesn't pick up we'll just cut this
00:20:50Hey
00:20:51Christian hey big cat part of my take here. You're live to take
00:20:58Please could you confirm that you are not competing in Monday's home run Derby?
00:21:07Okay, I
00:21:09Yes, so what why are you not competing this year?
00:21:17Okay, all right so but but then you you are you are making a pledge right now to compete at some point in the future
00:21:25in the home run Derby
00:21:31No, I think that's a terrible goal you're not getting younger dude
00:21:37Okay, hey Christian PFT comments are here from part of my take you're live to tape on the podcast
00:21:42Can you confirm the sources that are saying that you were scared to compete in this year's home run Derby?
00:21:49Yeah, are you scared are you afraid of home runs
00:21:53No, I think like I said, you guys have had a tough year and
00:21:57felt it was only right to give y'all a break and
00:22:00We are you are right about the age thing. I think we're gonna have to get it done in the near future
00:22:05When we do it not if we do it, but when okay, I don't like that
00:22:09Happy birthday, by the way, you're 37 years old tomorrow
00:22:15Okay, we're gonna start the rumor that he's really old that way he can't compete okay Christian have fun
00:22:20Are you are you you're an all-star, right?
00:22:22Yeah, yeah, I'll just be watching the Derby tomorrow, but I know just be I'll be thinking you guys the whole time
00:22:28You're 100% not competing, correct?
00:22:31100% not this year. All right. I'm still nervous that he's gonna be like, haha. Just kidding. I'm compete
00:22:36Yeah, a Christian were you upset when nobody took you in the Dingers only draft? Yeah, were you upset about the Dingers only draft?
00:22:42You know, I didn't see the Dingers only draft, but I heard about the Dingers only draft. Yeah
00:22:48Yeah, that's gonna be another reason
00:22:51Okay, all right, okay. All right. Well Christian have fun at the all-star break you're having a great year and
00:22:58Don't eat. Yes. Hopefully this isn't your last good year
00:23:03Yeah, that'd be a shame
00:23:07Okay
00:23:09Perfect perfect. Don't ruin your swag. All right. See ya
00:23:13Thank God, okay, that's good confirmed not cuz I was still nervous that there was like one slot open and he was gonna just
00:23:20Slide in but he really thinks he's gonna do it at some point. I don't think so
00:23:23I think I think that one year the year after we made that bet that was the danger year for us where he got hurt
00:23:29Right before the the home run Derby. Yeah, that would have been really bad. Yeah, but now I'm not even gonna wax
00:23:34Yeah, I was thinking about waxing just to be I was be a good teammate. You're thinking about waxing
00:23:39I was thinking about wiping now waxing and wiping. Okay showering. I won't wipe
00:23:44Uh, okay any other sports stories before we do who's back Marty Fish won the American our guy Marty Fisher got AWL Marty
00:23:52He might be listen to this dude. Marty Fish. We got to get him on my bill here. He already listened
00:23:56He already listened to it Marty Fish before you set him on legend. We met him in Tahoe
00:24:00He's an AWL. We he came up to us
00:24:04It was what Wednesday morning. Yep, and I was like, oh good to finally meet you
00:24:10David Wells actually mentioned you on the show today. He's like, yeah, I know I listened. It was like 9 in the morning
00:24:15Yeah, you'd already listen Marty now for maybe four hours. Yeah, he is a true AWL
00:24:20Ride or die with us for a long time. So very cool to see him win
00:24:23He's a great golfer great actually a really really good golfer good tennis player even better golfer. Yeah, and we had who came
00:24:31Feeling who we had on came close Joe Pavelski Badger was second a rod was second to last
00:24:39Yeah, I think he was last. I think Alex Rodriguez finished in dead last. I think Blake Blake Griffin did pretty well
00:24:44Josh Allen's a good golfer. He got good. He's much better than he was at the match. Yeah, all those guys too. It's funny
00:24:51Who's I don't know messy messy's crying. Oh, no. Oh, he's out. No get hurt a tornado warning. He's worried about yeah
00:24:57It looked like a hamstring. That's not good for messy hurt messy. I think he just ran a bad day
00:25:04This is bad day for my all your goats are dying Hamas took him out took him out, okay
00:25:10That's how Hank pronounces
00:25:13hummus Hames
00:25:15James oh
00:25:16You're actually talking about a real person. Yeah got it
00:25:20LeBron Hamas, there's a player on
00:25:23Columbia Jaime no you think of that guy in England that's going from the river to the sea
00:25:28They said his name on yeah, hi, I'm broadcasting me Rodriguez hummus hummus. It's hummus red hummus Rodriguez
00:25:34Yeah, this is a cool way to say James Hank pronounces at Hamas LeBron. Hamas. Yeah
00:25:39James yeah spell James I heard the announcer say
00:25:44No, it's spelled James. Oh it is. Yeah Hamas LeBron. I'm lost
00:25:50Okay, let's do who's back and then we have a great Mount Rushmore for everyone
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00:26:45Coors Light the coldest beer out there the best beer out there Coors Light. Okay, Hank
00:26:51My who's back of the week is Petty Wars. Oh
00:26:55The so Angel Reese had a double-double streak going. She was at 15. Mm-hmm
00:27:00And then today she was playing the Liberty
00:27:02Last and in the game before I think she had like four rebounds in the last two minutes
00:27:06Kind of kind of stat patent that padding. So today she had eight points 16 rebounds
00:27:12They were giving her the ball at the end of the game in the Liberty were quadruple teaming her
00:27:17Videos and pictures are very funny. They said we're not we're not letting the record happen on our watch. No easy buckets petty wars
00:27:22yeah, and
00:27:24She kind of outed herself as a broke girl because she was talking about all the guys that keep asking her to fly them out
00:27:29For games and she's like I'm not flying any guys out for games. I guess she doesn't have it like that
00:27:33Oh, yeah, the the snap padding is crazy. Angel Reese is a good basketball player. I'm a Chicago Sky fan
00:27:39It is insane that anyone thinks that Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are on the same level in playing basketball
00:27:47Angel Reese so much better. Yeah, she wouldn't have done
00:27:51She got another she got another 20 and 10 game
00:27:53It's crazy now the rumor out there is that Diana Taurasi is gonna have to back out
00:27:58Oh of the Olympics and then Caitlin Clark would be the next person brought in. Okay fly her out there
00:28:04That would be cool gonna fly Caitlin Clark out. That would be cool dad. They decided who's gonna be is it Derek White officially?
00:28:09Yeah, I was there. Yeah. All right. When do they start?
00:28:13Was it two weeks Olympics, I think it's in yeah end of July. I want to say July 26 is opening ceremony
00:28:19I saw I saw Jokic verse Wimby was was yesterday or the day before and just
00:28:23It's so funny watching like you could looks like a thank you six feet tall. Yeah, I'm gonna say right now. I will not
00:28:30I'm not okay with just a gold medal. I want domination. I
00:28:34Want utter domination? I'm gonna put it I'm gonna put it out there. I will not be celebrating a gold medal if we win
00:28:40The semifinals of the semifinals or the finals games are within 10 points
00:28:46either of them I
00:28:47Will not be celebrating this gold man. I want to see domination like the original dream team
00:28:52That's the status where you don't use a timeout at all
00:28:54Yeah, I want I want to see that type of mow them down by the way
00:28:58So the dingers only which we briefly touched on actually max is in last place. Oh with 12 Wow
00:29:07Brandon's got 24. I've 20 Hank has 16 Jerry has 15 PFT 14 max 12. Okay, that's tough
00:29:15Okay, max. Okay long season. What if you drafted Trey Turner though? I would have been doing much better
00:29:20I was planning on drafting Trey Turner until Connor Henderson fell to me. What about if you drafted?
00:29:26Christian Yelich
00:29:28Or Schwarber, yeah
00:29:30I don't know
00:29:32Yeah, okay. You hate your boys bad math. Okay
00:29:36PFT or who's back my who's back the week is also Olympic related
00:29:41Break dancing is back. Yeah. Did you guys know that breakdancing is a sport? Oh, yeah in the 2024 Olympics
00:29:46I think it was in the last Olympics too. I don't think so. I think this is the first time. Oh, really?
00:29:50yeah, I think this is the
00:29:52Inaugural season for breakdancing at the Olympics that one if we don't win gold a breakdancing then I'm out on the USA
00:29:59I could see some some other country being nasty. No, no, we can't we can't lose breakdancing that we need
00:30:05We need a clean sweep and breakdance. I can't wait to see how it's judged how it's scored
00:30:09What kind of music they're allowed to use? I mean, I'm very excited for breakdancing. Yeah, I'm on are they b-boys
00:30:15Is that what they call these guys just flop all like every two seconds
00:30:20They're just breaks in the action. These guys are dead and then they hop right up
00:30:24Come on Hank have some passion for soccer. No, it's the best
00:30:30Yeah, no, they do for oh, that was a real. That's a real. That was the foot
00:30:33No, cuz the Argentina guy flopped
00:30:35It's always funny when the one guy who the guy who looks like he should be injured doesn't flop and the other guy does it was
00:30:41Great earlier too because Messi got fouled when he was in the box and then he like he rolled out of bounds and then he
00:30:47Realized he was out of bounds and then rolled three times to get back
00:30:50Because that way they had to stop the play
00:30:52Yeah, they had to bring the the trainers out onto the pitch. I do what you got to do. That's gamesmanship
00:30:56Yeah, anyone else I would have called it foul. Yeah, Hank. Do you have any comment about breakdancing? I?
00:31:02Don't know that the u.s. Is a favorite you know, I'm saying no dude, I feel like Japan might sneaky be nice
00:31:09I
00:31:11Don't know. There's some other countries that probably are really good at breakdancing Italy. Yeah, isn't there?
00:31:16No, that's there's like a subculture in Japan that has like they all look like
00:31:22Like 1950s like the greasers like Fonzie. Oh, yeah, that's not breakdancing, but snow that's swing dance
00:31:28There's got to be something else like a gap commercial that's in the breakdancing
00:31:32I could see I guess these South American countries be good really Asia all of Asia
00:31:36I think could could put up a fight and breakdancing
00:31:38Yeah
00:31:39But we have to are those those Russian dancers the ones that like bend their knees and get real low
00:31:43Those could probably breakdance, you know breakdancing call. It's called b-boying. Yeah, that's why I thought that's what it was. They're like b-boys
00:31:52B boys are doing are they be girls be women?
00:31:55Yeah, be women for sure. There's got to be female breakdancing as well
00:32:01Okay, Rhea Netherlands, Japan
00:32:03Britain France Russia Ukraine USA, we can't lose anything like Japan's gonna be Ukraine
00:32:08I might bet on Japan if there's odds you think Ukraine's got it like that
00:32:12Yeah, they might
00:32:14They might
00:32:15Okay, my who's back. I have two one is Jerry Rice. Did you guys see him at the American Century Classic?
00:32:21It was beat the shit out of a reporter. So the the
00:32:25Chiefs reporter the Kansas City reporter basically asked if the Chiefs have a good enough wide receiver
00:32:31court to win a Super Bowl
00:32:34which
00:32:36innocuous question
00:32:36but could be trolling Jerry Rice was basically like you want to start something like I'll fucking I'm about this and
00:32:43Challenge him to a fight and then afterwards said told the question was like, but he was clearly trolling
00:32:48I love this from Jerry Rice because a guy going that ride-or-die with your franchise
00:32:54So far after you played is so awesome. That's the best goal Argentina. Yep offsides Argentina
00:33:01I'll side should be taken out of sight. There should be no offsides. No, I do like that
00:33:05Why was Jerry why does Jerry Rice have a rivalry with the Chiefs?
00:33:08They've beaten him twice in the Super Bowl
00:33:09It was it about that or was it so going back to like his playing days?
00:33:13No, I think they beat him twice in the Super Bowl
00:33:15Like that's he's so ride-or-die Niner gang. Like I fucking love that. I respect that then
00:33:20Yeah, I do and I gained a lot of respect for Jerry Rice this week because I found that he was he was staying at
00:33:25Margaritaville. Yeah, he was with the boys which dude likes to get after it. Yeah that Margaritaville rocks
00:33:30My other who's back is the S piece. I had no idea they happened. Yeah, it's fun
00:33:34the highlights I saw were
00:33:37Serena Williams making fun of Harrison Bucker. Mm-hmm and Drake and Drake and then
00:33:44Lamar Jackson winning play of the year for his pass to himself in the second quarter of a game. He lost
00:33:51Yeah, that was home favorite. That was funny. What were the other nominees for play of the year?
00:33:54Was it just a bad year of plays drew tranquil's?
00:33:59Tackle on Lamar Jackson was a better play
00:34:01In that in that play or how about Sneed's forced fumble?
00:34:05Yeah, that those were better plays in that game. Yeah, it was it was a very underwhelming
00:34:11Play to win play of the year, but stay woke. That's probably how ESPN gets people talking about the ESPYs true
00:34:16Yeah, also we had Steve Gleason who's a hero love Steve Gleason has been battling ALS for a long time
00:34:22They did he said I should have been dead years ago and then the camera cut right to DeMar Hamlin. Oh, no
00:34:27Yeah, oh, no, it's great. The one thing that the ESPYs are great for every year is when I know they're on
00:34:33I don't watch them. But what I do is I go to YouTube and I watch Norm McDonald's
00:34:37Yeah, introductory roast that he did at the ESPYs. They definitely and that's awesome
00:34:41That was that was not the normal time of the ESPYs
00:34:44They should they like they slipped it in on Thursday when no one was expecting it. I think that's what they do every year
00:34:50I think you never expect it. But yeah the play of the year that was quite something
00:34:54speaking of which the take ease cuz
00:34:57ESPN has decided we used to run the take ease opposite of the ESPYs
00:35:01We're gonna run the take ease the last week of July. So get ready
00:35:06AWL is being your best behavior that will be when we run the take ease and you guys are up for eight time
00:35:14Yeah, eight time nine
00:35:1716 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 9 9 9 Pete
00:35:23Guys suck at math
00:35:24I hate why is it so hard to count years cuz you have to count the first one because we did it year one
00:35:29That's true nine times. Yeah, there was near no year zero
00:35:34I've been doing that. What are we gonna do for a decade?
00:35:37live show
00:35:39No with the Blake's no fucking no. Yeah. Yeah, you're crazy. I've sure you're crazy Hank. Fuck that you're crazy. Yeah
00:35:47Yeah, we should a decade
00:35:50What about when when this show is old enough to drive?
00:35:53That's gonna be crazy
00:35:56Think about that. Yeah, okay
00:35:59Any other who's backs with some good? Who's backs boys?
00:36:03Let's do our Mount Rushmore Jordan Addison's back. Oh, yeah, did he?
00:36:07Do you I apparently he was parked like in the in the left lane of a highway next to LAX
00:36:13And so he this is the same Jordan Addison that I think was driving a hundred forty miles an hour last year
00:36:18Oh, and so this time make up your mind
00:36:21California Highway Patrol, do you want your guy driving 140 miles an hour or zero miles per hour?
00:36:26Yeah, because it seems like he can't do anything, right Jordan Addison can't exist
00:36:34We're about to find out how many DUIs or how many times drunk driving Kevin O'Connell has under his belt
00:36:40Why is that to see what the suspensions like for him? Yeah, that's true if he's
00:36:44Thousands of times the by the way, we have I believe the Bears are the first tooth bears playing in the Hall of Fame game
00:36:52I should know this
00:36:53the bit the Bears are
00:36:56Reporting to camp today. That's crazy. So we're football is so so close to being back
00:37:04They are playing the box Texans. That's right
00:37:08Texans
00:37:09Why who's getting?
00:37:11Who's going to the Hall of Fame for the Texan the Texans, I don't know not arian. Yeah, okay
00:37:16That was mean that was mean. I'm sorry. I was mean let's Andre Johnson
00:37:21Andre Johnson easy. He's going in. Yeah. Oh, there you go. By the way, we should actually mention a couple sad losses
00:37:28We lost Jacoby Jones. Yeah, that was very sad in and what what are you looking at me?
00:37:33Hey, or max for Jacoby Jones passed away
00:37:37Raven legend
00:37:39Obviously the the incredible catch on there in Denver and the kick return in the Super Bowl
00:37:47And then Monty Kiffin all-time football guy. So we've had we've had a string of deaths
00:37:53Yeah, they said Tampa to defense architect Monty Kiffin
00:37:58Jacoby Jones also had that iconic play where Mike Tomlin tried to trip him on the sidelines
00:38:03Where he accidentally stepped on the field on purpose, yeah, really sad, I think he's yeah
00:38:07I just gave that look cuz I didn't I didn't know that. Yeah, that was breaking news to me
00:38:11Yeah, yeah, very sad and then Shannon Doherty too. Oh, really? No. Yeah. Damn happened like a flurry. This is a tough weekend
00:38:18I know
00:38:19Okay, we're you know what?
00:38:22Now I was about to say something crazy
00:38:24Should we just be an anti-death podcast?
00:38:26Well, we have the still alive person of the year award, which we just gave Jimmy Carter another three weeks
00:38:32Yeah, Jimmy Carter's never gonna die. He's never gonna die
00:38:36What he just doesn't wake up some days. That's totally different than die. Yeah
00:38:43All right, let's do our Mount Rushmore before we get to Baker Mayfield
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00:39:53okay, Mount Rushmore of
00:39:56Video games in honor of EA College football coming back. But before we do that, we have tasked ourselves with coming up with Mount Rushmore
00:40:05Punishments that we are going to then decide for and then pick out of a hat. Yep. So boys, do we have them?
00:40:11I've got some yeah, I've got a couple. I got two. I brought two of them to the plate
00:40:15I brought four but two of them are really bad Hank. How many do you have one max? You got two memes?
00:40:22Memes got one says one. All right. How do we want to start this?
00:40:27Can't watch a single NBA game or highlight until January 1st
00:40:31Can't watch highlights. How do you please a highlight or sports podcast? I don't like that either. It was because it's gonna be
00:40:41Yeah, but you literally cannot see a second of NBA until January 1st, I
00:40:47Don't like that. Okay. All right. We'll keep working
00:40:50Was that one of your good ones or your bad
00:40:55I have a bad one a good one. My bad one. You have to be locked in a dog crate for 12 hours
00:41:00Oh my god, that's bad on Mitt Romney's car. Yeah, and then driven around town. Okay, I had coach seat middle
00:41:09For the rest of the for the for an entire year every time we take a trip. I'd be bad. I'd be really bad
00:41:16Bad but for the viewers, yeah, yeah, there's really no that was that my other bad one
00:41:20I have to to two ones that are good for the viewers. One is almost impossible
00:41:26I'm yeah, I have to viewer ones. Okay. Here's my first viewer one
00:41:30loser has to build a full-size
00:41:33Chevy Silverado out of Legos. I
00:41:36Looked it up. It's it takes like
00:41:39Days and days and days. Okay, that's not bad. I
00:41:43That's not bad, I mean it would be pretty bad. Yeah, it's not but it's not a bad punishment. Yeah. Yeah, okay
00:41:51Mine was you have to make a tick-tock every day until you get a hundred million likes. Whoa
00:41:58Okay, tick-tock a day. Wait a hundred million light like total or sounds like a lot of likes no total
00:42:05Oh, it's like you can go viral a couple times. Okay, but okay
00:42:09Now is this have anything to do with the fact that you're in last place and you've kept on saying
00:42:13Muttering under your breath this past week. I got to get my tick-tock popping off. No, I'm just thinking
00:42:19Okay, I mean on your personal. Okay, I can be on the PMT one
00:42:23So for reference memes what how many likes does our biggest tick-tock have?
00:42:28How our biggest post let me pull it up. Okay, a hundred millions. Also like we could change them. That seems like a lot. Yeah
00:42:34Yeah
00:42:36Yeah, no way the whole account has ninety seven point four million likes
00:42:41So a hundred million seems like a lot. Yeah
00:42:46Okay, all right, so is that one going in the in the hat I
00:42:49Think that would be because it would be miserable. It would be good for the viewers
00:42:53But what is it? So what if you don't get that many likes what's have to keep waiting every day?
00:42:58Yeah, what's the punishment if you get you can't stop soul patch you have you miss a day
00:43:04I
00:43:06Guess yeah, well PFT like would choose to do a soul patch. Okay, would I?
00:43:11Soul patch if you miss a day, why would I choose to do soul patch?
00:43:14I don't know you do weird shit with your facial hair all the time. It's true. Okay, we can modify
00:43:18Yeah, FT our most liked one is 1.4 million
00:43:22Okay, soul patch if you miss a day though Hank cuz I think you would miss a day
00:43:26I I think we need to work where the number is a lot means we've been doing this
00:43:33He's been
00:43:35Like years and we're it's got to be a punishment so it's called 50, but even 50 is a lot is so many
00:43:43Hey, it's a punishment. No one wants to do a punishment. All right
00:43:47PFT what's your real one that you have to make a swimsuit calendar and be a ring girl at rough-and-rowdy?
00:43:54Oh, I like that. Yeah like that a lot compete you have to compete in the ring girl competition, too
00:44:00Okay, and then the swimsuit calendar is obviously like the ring girl. I like that a lot. Yeah, I like that, too. Okay, Max
00:44:09I've to the first one you have to lock in a room and get a nine nine darter. Oh
00:44:15Man, I like that. What's the nine darter again?
00:44:20100 you have to get 501 but it's three triple 20s. There's there's come there's different comedy
00:44:27One that seems hard nine darter, okay, mine mine was similar, but that would be impossible but brick
00:44:34break LeBron's all-time scoring record
00:44:3940,000 points
00:44:40Okay, so like you'd have to do it 20,000 shots. You'd have to do it
00:44:44You couldn't just stand underneath and shoot layups like we would break it down
00:44:48We'd have Kirk Oldsberry get us the exact breakdown. You have to hit every range three pointers free throws and
00:44:56You know dunks would obviously maybe we get a trampoline you have to yeah, I like that
00:45:00I like that the dunks would be funny. Maybe we lower the rim for the dunks. Yeah. Yeah
00:45:04I think you have to dunk too. Yeah, cuz that would take a long-ass time. It would be a funny stream
00:45:09We think like an 8-foot rim. Yeah, we'd put we'd wheel in an 8-foot rim. So you have a dunking rim
00:45:14Yeah, and you just have to go like we could we could actually get Goldsberry to probably break it down year by year
00:45:18Well Hank will be able to you
00:45:22It would take a long-ass time
00:45:253s as he made LeBron's threes. All right, and then
00:45:31So wait, that's in the memes you have one he's hit
00:45:3624003 okay, that would take forever
00:45:39Really long time. What about okay. So one of the other bad ones I had that I just kind of forgot about till just now
00:45:45Do you think we could get a cast like a doctor would put?
00:45:48Oh, yeah, actually so like get your right hand in a cast for I don't know two weeks my friend. Dr. Dan
00:45:55Sounds legit. Yeah, he well he actually did this
00:45:58This was a yak challenge once he put a cast on Roan Roan had to have a cast for an entire week. That's right
00:46:03Yeah, yeah, I forgot what dr. Dan hit me up and he said
00:46:07What he said you could do a full cast
00:46:11Full body cast for an entire Sunday
00:46:14Would be pretty funny. Yeah
00:46:16Or for a week. Yeah, you cast your legs and your hands
00:46:20Yeah, but both legs in a cast we both hands both arms
00:46:24That would be pretty good for an entire week. I think we should throw that in there. I also like the idea maybe like
00:46:31Having to read a script like a screenplay of a really long movie and act out all the characters. Oh
00:46:38Yeah, I also had another one of a disc golf hole-in-one, oh
00:46:44I
00:46:45Love that
00:46:47Okay, so we got some good ones that we put in the hat. So we're gonna put wait memes. What was yours?
00:46:52Loser has to complete the dune hike in Michigan. What's that all this on tik-tok yesterday?
00:46:58That looks miserable. You have to go up the dune. Yes. Do you know what that it? Yeah, I know the dunes but how
00:47:05Max pull it looks I watched I went through like a tick-tock rabbit hole of this. Okay
00:47:10So, all right, so we have fully going into the hat
00:47:13PFTs ring girl
00:47:15my LeBron points with dunks
00:47:17Uh
00:47:19the
00:47:20Cash we do the cast
00:47:22Yeah, or the cast in there
00:47:24We go both both arms and both legs or should we go both arms both legs for a week?
00:47:29I think it would be better if it was either only arms or only only legs because if it's arms and legs you can't get
00:47:35Around. All right, so person gets to decide. Yeah, uh
00:47:38Hank's tick-tock one which Hank just hang grow your own tick-tock, dude. You know what Hank you can do that
00:47:42Yeah, you can do that right now do what you wouldn't want to do it. That's why you don't want to do it
00:47:45Yeah, no, I'm that's why I put it in there. Yeah, it counts and then the nine darter wait and then the June hike
00:47:52Okay, the nine daughter might be the hardest thing
00:47:56Yeah, those will all be in a hat and the loser of Mount Rushmore. We'll have to pull it out. Maybe we can do
00:48:03Maybe we could do I think like the details might change but what we pull out of the hat will be the thing
00:48:09Yeah, like we may have to do some stipulations for some of them. Yeah, that's fine
00:48:14But those will all be the things in the hat, right? Okay. I like it. Okay, I like we all brought one
00:48:19there's a ton there's ones that you clearly wouldn't want to do and then and
00:48:25I'll say this too when we do the hat, so they'll be like five or six things. Mm-hmm. I think you're I think you're allowed a
00:48:33Veto, but you have to say it before you pull it which one you don't want
00:48:36Yeah, no, no, you have to say veto before you pull a veto like I'm pre vetoing. Yes. Yes. Yes
00:48:43Okay, yes
00:48:45Okay
00:48:46So let's do the Mount Rushmore today Mount Rushmore video games in honor of EA College football best video games ever
00:48:54In honor of EA College football being back. We streamed it tonight. It was incredible
00:49:01Yeah, it was the best game is back in our lives. It feels good. Yeah Duggs. We decided a new team for Duggs
00:49:06So I'm gonna stream 730 central on all of our channels
00:49:11Tonight Monday night and I'm going to be the OC of Washington State. So the pack 2 it's gonna be electric
00:49:19But let's do this. What is the order? So I'm going first, right? Cuz max went first and sandwiches. What's the standings to memes? I
00:49:28Think I'm last yeah say the standings. No, wait. Yeah. No, it'll be PFT big cat Hank me. Yeah
00:49:35I'm pretty I'm pretty sure that's what it was that Hank under your breath another person's on the ground
00:49:38Oh, it's a person on the ground. So also for all the heat last week. You beat me by 1%
00:49:43And sandwiches PFT. Oh, yeah, I should say too because there was I the guy
00:49:48PMT stats and info does a great job of
00:49:51Calculating and following along shouted him. He's an awesome AWL
00:49:55Meme screwed up the
00:49:58Pole and he set it for 24 hours
00:50:00So we watched it and three hours what we've been setting it for so we called it final after three hours
00:50:06Yeah, so I said, I don't think anything changed. No, I won. No, it did
00:50:09I was sandwich, but then he won that he won the three hours, but I want I won the 24
00:50:13But we said we agreed on it. We agreed on it. But my my my list was good. Okay, Hank
00:50:19That's I don't know why I don't know why he felt the need to come at me Hank
00:50:22We're just in a positive bigger sample size so you could argue that now you're just being a jerk about it
00:50:27I know it's just a fun fact. Well, no, it was a fun fact
00:50:29I got a lot of heat and pitch the only view by 1%
00:50:32Yeah, I'll tell you what I'm happy with my sandwich draft if I do to get I looked at it
00:50:36I was like that is to me a perfect draft same stayed true to myself
00:50:40Same. Okay. So memes, what are the standings big cat 18 max 18 PFT 13 Hank 11?
00:50:49interesting
00:50:50Someone did note max unfortunately for us
00:50:53They're like no shit max and big cat are in the lead. They've done
00:50:58Two food drafts and a worst places to shit. Yep
00:51:03Yep, we've done other ones. Touche. You guys just this past week fastballs groove down the middle edge
00:51:09All right. So this one video games
00:51:10I'm gonna say right now PFT and I might be at a disadvantage because I have not played video games for a long time
00:51:16We'll see how the voting go. I mean, this is Hank. This is Hank
00:51:18Right the my my I did a brain dump of all my favorite video games and there are very few that are recent
00:51:25But we're gonna do it. All right, so who's what's the order I go first then big cat then Hank I'm second. Yep shit
00:51:33And we agreed if you take a franchise you get the whole franchise. Yeah, it not years. You can pick a specific year
00:51:40But yeah, okay
00:51:42Okay, but if you pick a specific game, no one else can pick something from that franchise, right? Yes
00:51:49Okay, first off the board. I'm going
00:51:52Grand Theft Auto, okay GTA
00:51:54classic game reinvented game
00:51:57Badass game every every release that they have it's all you play for the next like two three months
00:52:03You can do anything in that game
00:52:05Fantastic great great pick good pick definitely on my list
00:52:09Okay, I will go
00:52:11with something more recent, but I've played it for
00:52:1520 years now because I remember playing it in like
00:52:18Oh-five-oh-six. I'll go with Call of Duty. Yep
00:52:23It's just a timeless whenever they come out with a new one and it has everything you could play the the story mode
00:52:29Obviously playing online is awesome. I was playing online Call of Duty in oh six. I want to say fucking rocked
00:52:36so much fun
00:52:38Okay, Hank. I will go with the timeless classic Mario Kart. Hmm
00:52:44Great pick great pick probably the game. I don't know. I was trying to think of the games
00:52:49I've spent the most time playing and that one's definitely up there because you play when you're a kid you play when you're older
00:52:54Beerio cart, you know, it's just it's a timeless classic. Yep. What's beerio cart?
00:52:59It's when you drink while you're playing you start the race and you have to finish a beer before you finish so you have and you
00:53:06can't
00:53:07Drive while you're drinking. So it's only when you like spin out. No, you have to like pace yourself
00:53:13It's like like you have to stop drink. So you have to drink as fast as you can and then also race got it
00:53:18Okay, we used to play up up in my up in my friend's loft just
00:53:22Hours and hours and hours. That's awesome. You play that in still water too. Great great pick Hank. Thank you favorite Mario Kart is n64
00:53:30Yeah, yeah, although the during during kovid I played the new Mario Kart on the switch. I know switch
00:53:37Yes, also very fun dude. I played I played over hours fourth of July. I played my son and his friend
00:53:43so it was just me versus some five-year-olds and
00:53:46like the best feeling ever because
00:53:49Not my son, but his friend was like have you ever played this before and I was like, yeah, buddy
00:53:54And he was like, I'm probably beat you and I fucking killed him killed him still I was drifting
00:54:00I was doing everything still came back to me felts
00:54:03Yeah, they're five but still felt awesome and every iteration of Mario Kart has been good too, yeah, it's the best
00:54:10Okay, max. You have two picks
00:54:13Well, I'll just I'll take NCAA football, okay college football, all right
00:54:18Pander pick not I mean, it's a you you don't like that game. I love that game. That's what yeah, it's great
00:54:24it's one of the greatest sports games of all time pander pick and
00:54:27Halo, I never was a halo. Oh, hey
00:54:31Awesome. Hello. I know I just never was multiplayer. That's it. I pop my online multiplayer cherry
00:54:37Yeah with with halo. I was never a halo guy
00:54:41Back to you
00:54:43Henry
00:54:45I'm gonna go with FIFA. Oh
00:54:48You're big FIFA guy, huh? Big FIFA guy don't like soccer's but FIFA and NHL like I didn't you know
00:54:54I didn't play hockey or like hockey. I love playing NHL. I love playing FIFA
00:54:58College the dorms. I feel like that was you know, I wasn't I wasn't doing any learning in my freshman year college
00:55:04I just was playing FIFA all day. Yeah
00:55:07Okay
00:55:09I'll go with Madden. I'll take the specific one though. What was the Mike Vick cover one?
00:55:15That one was probably the best. Yeah, they had that string it was
00:55:19Was Eddie Eddie George maybe on one there's like 2000 Eddie George and Ray Lewis might have been on there
00:55:25It's like that string like the early 2000s. Oh, yeah, I just was the Madden minigames. Yeah Ray Lewis the game
00:55:31Oh, that was a hit stick on it change the game. Yeah, that was that was the best. But yeah Madden
00:55:37I mean, it's timeless
00:55:38I remember playing that when it first came out when you could change all the when the ambulance used to go on the field
00:55:43That's so good Madden actual Madden was on the cover
00:55:46But yeah timeless game
00:55:49Okay. Okay. Next up you have to I'm gonna go with Zelda
00:55:55Also, never Zelda guy love Zelda people love it. I'll understand that and then
00:56:01Goldeneye, yep, Goldeneye James Bond great pick great pick great pick great pick playing his odd job messing with people
00:56:10great pick
00:56:12Okay
00:56:14It's where it gets tough is where it gets tough. There's a lot of really good games, but I'm gonna stick with what I know
00:56:21And
00:56:22I'll go Tony Hawk's pro. Oh good pick. I had that on my love that game so much
00:56:28That was probably like the right at the end of what happened Hank. That was my pick. It's a good pick
00:56:33Are you gonna now tell me it wasn't a video game? No, I'll Tony Hawk Pro Skater to elite
00:56:38It is it's such a fucking fun game and incredible soundtrack
00:56:43Incredible a lot of sky. Yeah
00:56:47This is a loaded draft
00:56:49Everyone's got a loaded team
00:56:52You're up Hank, it's a fun game
00:56:56I'm gonna go probably the only game that I've really I guess, you know single-player story game Assassin's Creed
00:57:04Okay, very fun spent a lot of time playing it
00:57:08But we're an anti-assassination podcast
00:57:12It's a video game role-player game, that's fine. Okay
00:57:15Nate yeah, my last two picks. Yeah, I'm gonna go super smash bros. Okay
00:57:22Great game. I'd never played that game. It's a good game that I mean that was that was like my childhood
00:57:28It was playing my brothers in that game. It was shocking seeing like Donkey Kong in the same game as like Mario. Yeah, great game
00:57:34Mario Kart
00:57:36Yeah, kind of like Mario
00:57:38and
00:57:40Yeah, I guess you know, yeah, is that what's the difference between that and Mario Party, which I played way different
00:57:46Okay, one of them is a fight is a fighting game. Got it. Got it. There's so many good games
00:57:51Yeah left off the list here. Yep
00:57:54And my last one is early fortnight. Mmm early guy tonight like when
00:58:00Fortnight for prime fortnight because then people got angry with it once it people started get too good
00:58:05Mm-hmm, but there was never a game that like took over and
00:58:09It an entire generation like like early fortnight, where are we dropping? Yeah, where we a well, I mean, where would you drop?
00:58:16People who people who didn't drop. Oh
00:58:19Where's asking you a question? I mean, would you drop tilted if we're with the boys?
00:58:24But I junk Junction was my if I'm trying to win that was that was my spotter Bush's guy Tomato Town
00:58:30Tomato Town was great. Yeah, you would go to town you Italian. No. Yeah, tomato town was good
00:58:36Yeah, my one buddy used to play with the tomato man Matt shout out. He's he's definitely listening. Shout out Matt
00:58:41Shout out Matt. What do you kiss you? Probably for sure. Okay. Yep. So yeah early fortnight. Okay, good pick
00:58:49Hank, I'm gonna go with I was gonna take fortnight even though as a pander pick. I didn't play that much for night
00:58:55I'm a personal pander pick
00:58:59Well, I'm just I'm fighting at the bottom of the leaderboard I'm looking for points but I
00:59:03Will go with with my heart like I said game I played the most Star Wars Battlefront 2. Ooh, okay
00:59:09Great game not familiar with that game great game. It was like original original Call of Duty. Okay, okay
00:59:16I'm gonna have to go with one classic
00:59:18I have a lot of
00:59:20Games that are honorable mentions as I'm sure you guys do and people are gonna be very mad at this list because there's some like
00:59:26heavy hitters
00:59:27That have not been mentioned
00:59:32NBA Jam, okay. All right a jam was the best growing up the Sega Game Gear
00:59:39Yes. Oh, you don't know what that is. Yeah, it's when they had it was a Game Boy, but with color but not Game Boy Color
00:59:47Sega Game Gear was wait with yet. That's what was called right Game Gear was the handheld. Yeah
00:59:52Yeah, but also playing it on Sega was the best
00:59:55I think it's NBA Jam 2, but it whatever the tournament term edition was. Yeah. Yeah, that was so awesome
01:00:02But yeah, that game was the best it was that was they don't he's heating up. I
01:00:07Don't know you guys can maybe speak to it like
01:00:11Basketball games, but like I kind of never got into basketball games except for NBA Jam
01:00:15Oh, I love 2k 2k. I use NBA live game and then like 2k I think 7
01:00:20Switched over to 2k and 2k 7 to like 2k. I mean, it's so good now, but
01:00:26Yeah, I had I mean cuz I would just play me my brother would play a one-on-one game
01:00:30so like Madden NHL 2k and
01:00:332k we would play like best of seven series where you have to win a seven game series to win it again
01:00:39Yeah, NBA Jam was just it was super simple. That's what made it so fun. Yeah, it was the best
01:00:43I couldn't stop the Charlotte Hornets. No Alonzo or or
01:00:47Chris Mullen on the Warriors Chris Mullen on the Warriors put him in the corner. Yeah all day
01:00:52Mark Price on the Cavs was awesome all day. Michael Jordan was not in that game. No, he was not you could rest
01:00:57You could play with Bill Clinton
01:00:59Could you yeah you there was a code to play with Bill Clinton. I didn't know that. Yeah, um, okay. Oh
01:01:05Okay. So for my last last pick last pick this is a big one
01:01:10And I was thinking about going with 2k on this one NBA
01:01:14There's no way you play that made it okay, so I'm gonna go with it will be the show Oh
01:01:21It will be the show
01:01:23Okay, great baseball game. You know the one that I'm talking about too. Yeah, but
01:01:27Listen there's been a positive Mount Rushmore. I had a different baseball game on my what what was it called?
01:01:32What was one Manny Ramirez?
01:01:342005 was the greatest that the one man. Yeah, the greatest baseball game. I think Oh four as well was very good
01:01:39Oh four is one with pools. I yeah, that was the greatest baseball game ever created
01:01:44I fucked up. That was the greatest baseball game ever created. It was so fucking good. I don't
01:01:50Know
01:01:52That's that's the game I meant to pick the old graphic like MLB the show will be more popular on the graphic
01:01:57But I don't know. That's not even the
01:02:00Second best because Ken Griffey baseball was better to Ken Griffey. Baseball was the second best behind MVP base
01:02:06I'm a griffin VP baseball. I meant to pick the one with Manny. Nope, you didn't
01:02:12Remember like they had the mode where you could play in like a living room
01:02:15Yeah, I didn't get funky with it. I I'm also now remembering I used to play
01:02:20Ken Griffey baseball for n64 was awesome as well with Randy Johnson would throw so fucking fast
01:02:25But yeah that the MVP baseball. Oh four and oh five
01:02:30Bulls Manny those two versions were so so elite. I can't believe I just did that sounds like you didn't play it
01:02:36No, I did. That was my father. I would never I'd never make that mistake. Not the show. Yeah
01:02:41That's okay. I might look into it though. I might look into it. There might be enough to show fans out there
01:02:46Yeah. All right. We have so many honorable. I know I missed one that I wish I
01:02:50Forgot until I after my fourth pick NFL blitz. Oh, yeah, and MLB MLB hits
01:02:56Yeah, also had a short long fast was another one
01:02:58Oh, that's why I was like an MLB slugfest. He was NHL hits the old one the old guy games that I had I dumped
01:03:05NHL 94. Yep elite elite
01:03:09when I was
01:03:11Nine years old my parents didn't want to get me a
01:03:16Video game console because they're like you'll just be addicted to it which credit to them. They were right
01:03:20So for my birthday one year, I I got to rent
01:03:25I think it was what was it must have been Sega Genesis
01:03:29I rented Sega Genesis for the weekend from Blockbuster and I just took it with me everywhere
01:03:35like I remember like I had to go to like a
01:03:38family party or something and I literally brought it in a suitcase and was like
01:03:42Where's your TV and just went to their basement and just kept on playing NHL 94
01:03:46Cuz I was like I have three days to play this game. I'm gonna play it and not sleep
01:03:50It's such a good game too with blood on the ice. Yeah, the best the wraparound was unstoppable. Yeah
01:03:56so NHL 94
01:04:00Street fighter and Mortal Kombat. Yeah classics. Yep classics
01:04:04Mario
01:04:0564 was an incredible Mario 64. I was I was kind of upset that I didn't pick
01:04:09Yeah, that is an incredible incredible game
01:04:12I feel like that was the first ever game that like you could walk everywhere and that yeah
01:04:15That's a game that came it was like when you bought the Nintendo 64. It came with the Mario one
01:04:20It came with it came with
01:04:23Cool our wave runners wait, what was that game wake wake surfer? No wave
01:04:29Fuck it was like wave runners or something. That was the that was the game that it came with
01:04:35I know what you're talking about
01:04:37Wave race wave race was the game that I think it came with but Mario 64 was a hugely popular game
01:04:44I had some old ones too. I had I had doom on my list. Okay, doom changed video gaming for sure
01:04:50Mortal Kombat was on my list
01:04:52Sim City. Yep. We sports. Yep. No one sports. That was a great game. Yep
01:04:58Just Windows pinball. Yes one where you're the astronaut Nokia's Tetris
01:05:02Nokia snake was was a lot Tetris a good one digital combat simulator DCS a classic everybody knows that one mar odd
01:05:11Mario Mario party too, but I don't want to do Mario Kart and Mario party too
01:05:15But yeah Mario for game boy was great. I always thought Mario party was a little boy
01:05:19I played it a lot because it's like a good like group
01:05:21Yeah to play but I always thought it was like a little bit boring. You can never play it by yourself
01:05:25I didn't yeah, I didn't my parents will let me have a video game system either tell us a way older
01:05:29So my neighbor we just play them. Yeah, just that was crash bandicoot actually genius by Anjo
01:05:35Tui our parents to be like if we don't buy a video game system, they'll just not be here
01:05:40Yeah, I would I would the second I could go to my neighbor's house
01:05:43I would be there. The other one was my Anjo Tui Anjo Tui elite for players Banjo Tui
01:05:49It's the sequel of Banjo-Kazooie. Yeah, I didn't even know Spanish who the other one was my best friend growing up
01:05:55We would star Fox 64. We weren't allowed to play his n64 during the week and his dad would take the the power cord
01:06:03He was so he would hide it and we would spend the entire week looking for it
01:06:06And then after like I don't know six months
01:06:09We realized he was just literally putting in his car and taking it to work every day. It was fucking brutal
01:06:13So he'd spend like every day just looking for a power core smart guy. Yeah, I'll keep on red
01:06:18I'm just about to say that Pokemon game boy guitar hero guitar hero here a rock band Sonic
01:06:24Yeah, Sonic 2 was the best
01:06:29Battletoads I hated because it was so hard, but I played it so much
01:06:36Let's see, what else did I have? Oh, did you guys ever play?
01:06:39This is actually one of my if I did like personal personal
01:06:42Favorites that I don't even know if anyone else played Twisted Metal 2 for PlayStation. I never got into that, but I've heard it's all
01:06:50Thumper Axl Sweet Tooth SSX what a sex tricky
01:06:56Ps2 was a snowboarding game. It was sick. I never played that Red Dead Redemption
01:07:01Yeah, that whole series minecraft will love that Star Fox Star Fox 64. Oh you said Star Fox? Yeah the best Oh
01:07:09We have a tornado
01:07:11Is that tornado tornado in this area take shelter now people are gonna be so mad about this
01:07:18Yeah, this is gonna fuck people up, yeah, I almost like don't want to cut it either no
01:07:23Let him live it. Yeah, I mean all that talk about it told them
01:07:27Yeah, I looked it up more it's because there's the 3% of the country is city update thing another player
01:07:35That's good, that's good update
01:07:38All right, this was a good Mount Rushmore
01:07:40I think this graphic like people are gonna be pissed that we missed a couple of them
01:07:43But we did say him an honorable mention. Yeah, so just wait till you get to this point Oh memes memes
01:07:48God of War would have looked good on a graphic
01:07:51Destiny is also one of the greatest video games of all time. This is where this is gonna piss you
01:07:57People are gonna be so pissed and also nerds are gonna be met mad about our list. Yeah, I rim
01:08:02Well, that's where like what memes just said I never played any of those games
01:08:06I put I picked games that I played like I know that I'm not I stopped playing video games probably in like
01:08:1306-07 like, you know religiously and so I missed some means what was the game you could play at Disney characters?
01:08:20Kingdom Heart final final Kingdom Hearts Kingdom Hearts
01:08:24Final fantasy was my favorite game
01:08:26It's like super nerdy and I was always embarrassed to say that I loved it. My cousin played that a lot
01:08:30I played it with I played it all the time and I got like everyone like everyone like the day it came out final fantasy
01:08:36You just had to yet to start the game and then just sit on your couch for like an hour
01:08:39Well, I told you what the story was that's that's the part I never got past with that game
01:08:43I know that play it. They absolutely love it. The Batman video games are also like the greatest video games of all time
01:08:49Oh, yeah, and spider-man. Yeah spider-man. Those are good. Was it Arkham? Spider-man games are so are so yeah
01:08:54I'm out of it. Did you guys play cool borders? Never heard of it? Damn
01:08:58Was that was that like California games 1080?
01:09:02No, it was like actually just snowboarding
01:09:05Last of Us also a very good game, which was turned into a movie or a TV show paperboy
01:09:10I stopped watching that for the second season. No wait
01:09:15No, I stopped watching
01:09:18She might rush more shows you stop watching
01:09:20What was the one game of thrones one one where the apocalypse killed like half of the world?
01:09:25And then they all had to like convene somewhere
01:09:27Well, I guess of us. No. Yeah, it sounds a lot like the last of us
01:09:32How many seasons was last one?
01:09:34No, it was something else. It was it that guy Justin Theroux
01:09:39Fuck this is gonna drive me nuts turn president of Canada. No different guy
01:09:46What was the wave winner game on n64 wave all wave race?
01:09:51No, there's another one though Mike Tyson's punch-out is pissed. Oh, yeah on the list. Yeah, wait great great game
01:10:01Justin Theroux
01:10:03What is this name NBA Street
01:10:07And if was it
01:10:09There's NFL there's NFL Street to
01:10:14Jet moto was that what it was called the leftovers
01:10:17Did you guys watch the left over watch it now?
01:10:19Jet moto jet moto on ps2. Yeah cruising USA. Oh, yeah, that's a
01:10:25Arcade game a great game. Yeah, I think was also for like wait
01:10:29We might just get hit by a tornado now. I think we might have we might have mushed a tornado
01:10:34This is crazy reverse jinxed it. Let's see
01:10:38Took well now we can't cuz we have direct TV
01:10:42This is the last part of my take you ever listen to
01:10:45That's nuts. I
01:10:47Can't die before NFL season. God damn it. That would suck. I can't we made it this far
01:10:53If we died some well, if we there's the commanders about to be so good
01:10:57Hopefully this goes out make sure you release all the interviews we digs you did some awesome ones
01:11:01How much do you think this episode?
01:11:03Would be worth if we all died
01:11:05But like you could someone could go to the computer and get the scrully would buy it for sure
01:11:10Yeah, only only one person can listen to it. Yeah, and then they would listen to it and be like these motherfucking idiots
01:11:16They were saying the tornadoes can't hit cities
01:11:21All-time mush job
01:11:23Wow, people would never know we're anti assassination. All right
01:11:26Good Mount Rushmore people are gonna be pissed
01:11:30But I think we nailed it. I feel I feel strong about everyone's for I feel great about my three the show
01:11:36That's up in the air now, but Max is right MLB show might play better on the graphic. You don't know
01:11:42Yeah, some people love it, but real ones. No, they're yeah. Yeah
01:11:46Okay, let's get to our interview with Baker Mayfield
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01:12:55Congratulations, it's Baker Mayfield. It's been a while. It's awesome to have you back on. We were just saying it you've been through
01:13:03Everything since we've last had you on but congrats on the contract. Let's start there. Yeah. No settled into Tampa now
01:13:11Yeah, like we were talking about went through a couple dirty laundry cycles there for a little bit
01:13:15Toss and turned didn't come out clean a couple times. But no, we love Tampa now
01:13:21So much that we're gonna try and sell our Texas house and be full-time Floridians. Oh
01:13:25As a proud Texan, it's wild to say it's yeah, it's weird
01:13:29There's that natural rivalry like the certain states that think of themselves as their own country. You got Texas, California, Florida
01:13:36Texas is its own country. It was it is true. Yeah. Yeah, and now you're now you're like a Floridian. You're a Florida man
01:13:41Yeah, Florida man Baker Mayfield, I think I have to start wrestling Gators now, yeah
01:13:46Wrassling it. Yeah, or or become like a retired
01:13:49WWE star that's all Tampa. They all go retire there. He's like, oh, I'll have to wait on that. Yeah
01:13:56Just do a cycle and then after you retire and then yeah, you're probably gonna get a test after this
01:14:01I can't wait
01:14:08So, I mean it's been incredible I I feel like the story of like everything that's transpired in the last four years or three years
01:14:16it's so much fun to watch because
01:14:20Everyone, you know, it's like Oh Baker. He's get cast off by the Browns on the Rams goes to the box
01:14:26Maybe a temporary solution now you get re-signed. You're the quarterback the franchise quarterback there
01:14:31Was there ever a point in this whole long list of things that have gone down where you're like
01:14:36Is this it for me is like, you know, it is the league gonna move on for me because it happens. Yeah
01:14:44No, it does. I mean you see it quite a bit but
01:14:48I'd be lying if I said no like there was definitely a point in Carolina
01:14:52Where you know going through a couple injuries their team wasn't playing well
01:14:57Traded Christian McCaffrey. I'm like
01:15:00Where the hell am I right now, right?
01:15:02and just needing a fresh start and going to LA just for that like last five games of the year was so
01:15:09Unbelievable for me like getting a fresh start like they weren't making the playoffs regardless
01:15:13McVeigh was kind of in a bad spot at that point
01:15:16they had so many injuries that year coming off the Super Bowl and
01:15:19For like for us to like both come into it at that the timing was perfect
01:15:23Like yeah, I needed that to go out and like say screw it
01:15:27Let me go find the fun in football again because the two years prior weren't so fun
01:15:31yeah, like the last year in Cleveland as banged up as I was like looking back like everything I truly believe everything happens for a
01:15:38Reason played through injuries and whatnot like and I wouldn't I wouldn't change it now, obviously
01:15:42But in the midst of it, should I have probably gotten surgery and set out? Yeah. Yeah, probably but you know what?
01:15:48I'm like, I wouldn't change it. Yeah, and so it got me to this point and I learned a lot of lessons about
01:15:53Quite honestly how damn stubborn I am
01:15:55Yeah
01:15:56but then getting to LA was that it started and needed and then going to Tampa last year and just trying to meet everybody get
01:16:01That chemistry going and it's it's a great spot. Yeah. Yeah, I understand like how why people want to be there
01:16:07I remember what was happening with the Browns
01:16:09We were saying it at the time. We're like Baker's toughness is actually hurting him
01:16:12Yeah, because he's so hurt, but he's still out there and then everyone's like all Baker sucks like dude. He's so hurt
01:16:19Yeah, no, I like watching the watching the film from those games like now
01:16:24Because after I got surgery I had to read like reteach myself my throwing motion
01:16:28I got with a coach and redid everything because I like I
01:16:31manufactured having an arm stuck to my body leg was all beat up to it's just so many things and factors that I
01:16:38Like I said hindsight's 2020 but yeah, it was a stubborn asshole. Yeah
01:16:42Yeah, but it's it's damned if you do damned if you don't sometimes
01:16:45Yeah, because if you take yourself out and you say okay, I need surgery and then people are like well
01:16:49Which shoulder is it? It was your non throwing one. Yeah, like well, I'm getting surgery on my non throwing shoulder
01:16:54There'll be people that are like Baker's not tough. Yeah, he should have played through this
01:16:57Yeah, but then you play through it and you're obviously impacted by it. Yeah, and I think part of it was was partially like
01:17:04Feeling like I was a part of the Cleveland community and like the blue-collar attitude of like we're gonna fight through this
01:17:09It's not like I'm blaming the Cleveland people by any means
01:17:12But like I feel like that's just that attitude that we had going into it and everybody kind of embraced it
01:17:16But yeah, I wasn't able to play. It's the best my ability by any means. Yeah, so you get out to LA
01:17:21I remember that week because I think we were all rooting for you
01:17:24It was such was it you had four days to to learn five days to learn something like that
01:17:29Oh, it was less I got there on Tuesday night. We played Thursday. That's right. It's a Thursday night
01:17:33Yeah, what was it? Who's who'd you guys play on that Thursday night Raiders? Yeah
01:17:36Yeah, so what was the process like you you land you get off an airplane and then you just go straight to the facility or
01:17:42What yeah landed LAX. They had a driver pick me up got to the facility at like 10 p.m
01:17:47And I've been on East Coast time. It was in Carolina. So it was I mean for me it was late and we
01:17:54Met with OC who's now Liam Cohen was he's now in Tampa
01:17:59Zach Robinson and OC in Atlanta now and then McVeigh we sat down for a little bit
01:18:04Crush some stuff for about two hours and they're like, hey
01:18:06You probably should go to bed like wake up the next morning for practice and they do a walk-through and they throw me in there
01:18:13I'm like, what the hell is going on? Like they're actually like trying to get me to play
01:18:16Yeah, and I'm like at this point like I'm communicating Emily can't travel out at that time. So I'm like
01:18:21You don't need to come to the game. Like there's no way I'm gonna play right? It's like as hours go closer
01:18:26I'm like, okay, there's a chance I'm gonna
01:18:29This might actually happen and then on on Wednesday
01:18:32Like we did a walk through in the morning lunch and then went back out to practice and John Wolford
01:18:37Who's with us in Tampa now?
01:18:39His neck was all banged up and he couldn't throw so in the only live sessions
01:18:43They have like the short weeks are so different practice schedule wise
01:18:45But the only live sessions we had I was throwing to those guys and I was like, okay, this feels pretty good
01:18:50Yeah, I think I might be able to do this Thursday morning
01:18:52They make me cram a little bit more study and they have the game day of the game
01:18:56Yeah, and like they let me normally they make the guys stay in the hotel the night before they're like, hey
01:19:01Just stay in the hotel study as long as you want. So in the morning after ride down with
01:19:06Carter who's Sean's assistant and McVeigh we ride down the sofa together from Thousand Oaks and
01:19:12The whole way I'm like shit. Let's just do it
01:19:18But like one of those things that I look back on
01:19:20Like
01:19:23How wild is that like yeah, 48 hours, yeah, they simplify the playbook at all like it guys
01:19:27I know he's got long names for plays. No, I tell Sean
01:19:30He's an asshole all the time because he gave me a they gave me a wristband. He didn't call one single playoff
01:19:35And but like looking back on I wouldn't change a thing
01:19:38Were there points in the game where you call the play and you're like, I think I know where everyone's going
01:19:43And then it you snapped and you're like, nope, that's that's wrong
01:19:46But I'm still got to get rid of the ball
01:19:47A few times where I'd say to play in the huddle say it right and then I'd be like, okay, what does that mean?
01:19:52Yeah, then I got we break the huddle. You can fake it till you make it type thing like, okay
01:19:56I know what I'm doing
01:19:59That's crazy. Yeah, and yeah, it did it did totally rejuvenate your career
01:20:03Oh the point where it's like you saw a good Baker again
01:20:07People know that it's somewhere inside him
01:20:09Yeah, and then now you've got teams that want you to be there starting quarterback next year
01:20:12So yeah brought the fun back and like that's when I'm having fun talking trash enjoying it
01:20:18Like that's when I'm at my best and yeah, I needed that it's also I mean again, there's nothing against
01:20:24Cleveland because we I love you know, like rooting for the Browns from afar
01:20:28I'm not a Browns fan, but it's like that city wants football so bad
01:20:32Yeah
01:20:32but there is a lot of pressure in Cleveland like because they are so starved for success that it just is probably a totally different
01:20:40Than a LA or a Tampa it is it really is like in Tampa
01:20:45Like in Cleveland you get the stories are like these tickets have been passed down from my great-grandfather
01:20:50Right. We've done this we've been partying the Muni lot for years and all that and in Tampa
01:20:55They talk about like old sombrero stadium like the creamsicle jerseys
01:20:58Like it was cool that we brought that back, but you get you get some fans like that
01:21:02But it's just different when you get like those Northeastern teams that are like truly
01:21:07Generational right fans right and the pressure of this whole city being like you got to do this for us. Yeah
01:21:12Yeah, that's a lot. So, all right, so this past year I
01:21:17It was great to watching you play this past year because it felt like old Baker where like you were doing shit where you're like
01:21:22I'm just gonna run the ball and try to like, you know run over a linebacker
01:21:26Sometimes the success sometimes not but and like you were just jacked up in the huddle and like pumped up all the time
01:21:32So did you feel like that like you're playing you some of your best ball this past year in the second half?
01:21:39Yeah, I can after the year for sure
01:21:40We definitely caught a groove there like we started out hot three and one
01:21:44By week was early and then after that we I mean, I think we went
01:21:48One and six and like in a seven game stretch right there that it was it was bad
01:21:52But we we finally turned it around but yeah, it was like, all right simple is better
01:21:57Especially with the guys that we have in Tampa like Mike Evans and Chris Godwin
01:22:02Mike Evans, we were a big Mike Evans podcast
01:22:05We did a whole thing on it last year
01:22:07We're like Mike Evans does not get talked about in the way he should be then the fact that if he plays
01:22:12Three four more years the way he's been playing. He's a top five receiver of all time
01:22:16Oh, yes, it's it's nuts like numbers
01:22:18He puts up like if he if he has an average year stats wise for his like his records
01:22:24He'll still be top ten and touchdowns. He's up there in yards. I mean, he's had ten seasons in a row of a thousand yards
01:22:30Yeah, I mean and I know he's had some good quarterbacks, but also he's had a bunch of different. Yeah, right
01:22:35he's he is the consistent one right and like he doesn't get that recognition and like I
01:22:40Be remiss to say like Levante David as well another one of those guys in Tampa that gets no recognition
01:22:46The dude is a Hall of Famer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, unbelievable. He is he's so so good
01:22:50It does feel like the Bucs have had awesome linebackers for like 30 years. Yeah, just non-stop
01:22:55You've got one guy in there that should be in the Hall of Fame. Yeah. So yeah, it was it was fun
01:22:59I remember week was a week one. You guys played the Vikings. Yep. Yeah, so there was one run that you had
01:23:03you you tucked the ball you ran you ran through someone's face and then you got up and you did the like you kind of
01:23:09Flexed and your teammates on the sideline. We're just jumping up in the air. They're like, yes. Fuck. Yes
01:23:13I felt like at least from the outside when I saw that I was like, I
01:23:17Think I think the Bucs are in love with Baker Mayfield. I think they're like fully behind him
01:23:21Did you know going into the season that like you had a locker room behind you ready to run through a wall or was it?
01:23:26Was there a point? Yeah, it's tricky cuz like the whole offseason and and throughout most of camp
01:23:32I was still in a battle with Kyle Trask to get the starting job
01:23:36and
01:23:37I think a lot of the guys knew what I was capable of but they also didn't know what version they were gonna get of
01:23:43Me and the version they got was the one that truly didn't give a shit. Yeah, I had nothing to lose at that point
01:23:49I'm either gonna be a backup for the rest of my career. I'm gonna revive this thing
01:23:52Yeah, it was like there's a spark plug. I needed was like that game one when I'm the starter
01:23:57Let's set the tone
01:23:58I got a third down run or something that we needed on the line like let's set the tone for the rest of the year
01:24:02Like what type of locker and we're gonna have yeah swagger back. Yeah great Baker grabbing his nuts again. Yeah
01:24:09Do you look back at any of those like I probably should have done that. Yeah, my grandma still thinks I had an itch
01:24:16I mean you you made cut like that's what is the best about college football
01:24:20I remember when people were freaking out about it because there's such a weird thing when it comes to college sports where
01:24:26Because there were amateurs you were amateurs then not getting paid people think like oh you got to be real sportsman likes like no, dude
01:24:33They're fucking playing division one college football. They don't like each other
01:24:36well, yeah college sports are different now, but like I still look back like when the clips of that and you hear like Greg McIlroy like
01:24:43Frat boy, Alabama quarterback on the broadcast. Yeah. Oh NFL jams aren't gonna like that
01:24:48Come on, don't they get NFL James give a shit about that
01:24:51I think they probably would like that because it shows that you're like passionate
01:24:54You got a little edge and like fuck you to you. It. Yeah, it depends on which like how they evaluate
01:24:59But yeah, like I'd rather have my guy be like that then just like like no emotion. Yeah. No, I like
01:25:05To try and please everybody like do the political stance and the interviews and all that like
01:25:10Yeah, it's kind of fake. Maybe bring back the nut grab one time strategy against the Saints
01:25:15Yeah
01:25:17DeMario might rip my head off. Yeah
01:25:21Yeah, it's not Kansas the Saints are Kansas that is true you did do it against
01:25:26Of all the teams you're like, we know we're gonna put up 50. That's fine. Yeah, I did pick my battle there
01:25:32Is it weird that you're SEC now is a little weird
01:25:35It's guy like it's gonna take some getting used to watching like Oklahoma verse, Florida or Oklahoma verse LSU
01:25:41Yeah, like seeing like I get the SEC questions all the time about like, oh you guys have to play everybody all the time now
01:25:48It's like okay, but like SEC ball is good
01:25:51But really the consistent ones
01:25:54Georgia and Alabama LSU has its great years and it has its not so great years
01:25:58And then you have the other teams in the SEC. And so it's like it's still competitive ball at that time
01:26:02Yeah, and like for Oklahoma and Texas, it's it's about the physicality aspects
01:26:07Like that's always been the discussion about SEC. It's like get bigger on the line. Yeah. Yeah
01:26:11Yeah, that's the difference. Yeah, and I think it'll help recruiting wise too. Yeah
01:26:15Yeah, you're gonna have to do way more like interlocker room bets against your teammates though, because I feel like there's more
01:26:20We don't gamble. Oh, yeah. Yeah one bets as in like
01:26:25Like a shirt, yeah
01:26:29And then you show on bets for the first like five seconds of press conference you're like, okay laugh at me
01:26:33All right good, and then you just carry on about exactly that's probably another drug test. You're gonna get there's gonna be like
01:26:38How can we get him another one?
01:26:41How many times have you been pissed tested like randomly
01:26:46When we were in 2020 oddly enough when we were really really playing well with the Browns I got tested probably 11 times that year
01:26:56Look at me. Yeah, right. I'm not a physical specimen. Right? What are we doing here?
01:27:01It's random. We're you on like a first-name basis with the guy that comes in. Yeah, that's awkward
01:27:06That is awkward. They gotta look they got a behind you. They're very familiar. No
01:27:11They look well, some of them do some of them don't some of them. Look at your cock
01:27:16Some of them directly stare they have to watch the others will make sure that you don't have like a Blue Mountain State attachment
01:27:22Yeah, yeah, right, right. Who's the guy? I'm Terry Ontario Smith. He had a fake waiter
01:27:27Yeah, yeah fake dick that he put in and then they caught him with it
01:27:31He was going through airport security and they're like TSA flagged it down. They're like, what is this fake penis?
01:27:36He's having fun. Yeah, do you ever do you ever fuck with him?
01:27:39Like like if there was a guy who gave me a drug test and was staring at my cock no chance
01:27:43I would just be like, hey, buddy. You're just gonna stay
01:27:47Do something about this you say that now but like the quicker you can be in and out of a place room the better true
01:27:53It's also very funny that a guy probably went to college for probably six to seven years
01:27:57No to get a degree to get like, you know into the biomedical sphere
01:28:01Yeah, and now your day-to-day job is just looking at dudes pissing. Yeah stare at Baker's cock. Yeah
01:28:10Is that it well I listen but the guys here all have my cock on film multiple times so
01:28:16They have blackmail on me. Congratulations. Yeah
01:28:18well
01:28:18then whenever we do golf videos and they they try to get me pissing and
01:28:22I'll just turn around and be like now you can't use this. So now they have it all. Yeah, we always say that with
01:28:28Big Cat it's definitely not like they're going like they're safe code. Yeah, I mean, it's it's usually like a box 30 feet away
01:28:34So you probably can't see anything but technology nowadays though
01:28:37It's what I use if I ever want to like sue Barstool be like, this is my employer
01:28:43As I'm trying to do my job
01:28:46You don't have to take a piss. Oh
01:28:48Like there's a there's like a window that you have to get it done in and it can't be too diluted, right?
01:28:53Yeah. Yeah, so you can't just say like I I don't have any pee. I just peed a second ago. No, they'll wait
01:28:59Damn, what the whole time the stirring your cock? No
01:29:03Really
01:29:05Everybody
01:29:06For three hours. This is where they just feel awkward. They like turn the faucet on. Yeah. Ooh soothing sound
01:29:13Yeah, you try to piss so hard. They just shit yourself. Do they leave at that point? Do they watch it cleaned up?
01:29:18I do have a old teammate
01:29:21that
01:29:22We had a drug tester that really thought like his job was the most important thing in the world
01:29:27and
01:29:28This one teammate on purpose would only go do his drug test when he had to show
01:29:37That is so great, oh man, it was so great. Okay, I can't do it. It was a good move though. Yeah
01:29:47That's he's turned his life around
01:29:49Hey, you saw UFO. Yeah, like for real for real what tell us
01:29:57Okay, so
01:30:00driving home from dinner where in Austin, okay, and
01:30:05It's like when we're driving home
01:30:07We're about to cross the dam between Lake Travis and Lake Austin and we're looking like basically looking out
01:30:12it's and like it's really dark out there and
01:30:15literally, like we got the screen on the
01:30:19Car is real bright. Yeah, and so
01:30:22Emily's in the passenger seat. She's looking at her phone this like
01:30:26Circle-shape object like bright as hell literally just goes from right here and goes straight down
01:30:32She was looking at her phone
01:30:33You know how it was like at night if you're looking at that and your eyes don't adjust to light it was so bright that
01:30:38She looked up and saw it too and it just like disappeared like completely disappeared. Holy shit
01:30:43and so I put that out on Twitter people thought I was
01:30:47Hammered. No, I believe no. I was just driving home right and not under the influence either. Yeah, and
01:30:53You're Oklahoma guy not an Oklahoma State guy
01:30:56That's good
01:30:58That's a good thousand times my country
01:31:03But
01:31:04There was other people that reached out afterwards and said they saw the same thing
01:31:07Whoa, it wasn't like we were facing towards a Tesla factory. They weren't doing any right
01:31:11We were facing out like out to the country. Damn. So when you got home, were you like I would have just been buzzing
01:31:17I would have just been talking about the the UFO non-stop for the next week. You saw aliens
01:31:22I was crazy at that point
01:31:24Yeah, it's a Kovac. I don't know what's going on
01:31:27Yeah, I mean if you say you saw a UFO people are just gonna be like that's crazy a vaccine hit him different. Yeah, right
01:31:34He's never been the same. Yeah, that's I mean, that's pretty cool. I want to see UFO. I really want to see one
01:31:40Yeah, I've been I've been telling myself every night
01:31:41I look up at the sky and I try to find one I've never seen but maybe it's cuz I'm looking for one
01:31:45It just has to happen to you. I got a weird question for you about your time in Tampa
01:31:51Okay, you're off its coordinator
01:31:53Dave Canales. Mm-hmm. Did you ever read his book? I
01:31:57Did not did you know that he wrote a book? I did. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Did that never came up at any point came up initially?
01:32:06He owns it yeah, he owns it and like I respect him for it like I didn't I didn't know anything a
01:32:11Part of meeting him. They didn't know anything about him. Yeah, but like the fact that he owns it he's up front about it
01:32:16No, I never read though, yeah, do you think he could have just done in therapy and not written the book? Yeah
01:32:26Now you're joking like if I were him
01:32:29I would never just I would never want to be a head coach because then everyone be like wait, what's that book?
01:32:32Yeah
01:32:33but I think they'd like the approach that him and his wife have about it like
01:32:37If they're all open about it that you're teaching lessons on it. Yeah, like yeah, it's like it's a part of their story
01:32:42Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't know. I think he's gonna be as a head coach
01:32:46Good like
01:32:49He's very relatable smart guy
01:32:53He's got he took our receivers coach from Tampa with them to be the OC Brad idzic
01:32:58Really really good football mind and I just think like those two guys together like around Bryce is gonna be good for him
01:33:04but Dave's got like
01:33:07The definition of an optimist bully like it could be the worst day ever
01:33:12Everything could be going wrong and he's sitting there
01:33:14He's like guys got the next play and like he's got a big old smile on his face me like this guy's full of shit
01:33:20Yeah, but no, that's literally who he is day in and day out and like it's honestly refreshing especially in that industry
01:33:26It's like coaches are always negative like picking apart everything, but he's he's complete opposite. Yeah, he seems like a good dude
01:33:32I mean, it's it's cool. Anytime like you start getting the wave of younger generation hires
01:33:37It's cool because it does feel like that's happening right now
01:33:39Yeah, it's but it's also the old-school generations. So entertaining. I know. Yeah, you need we need to figure out who the next like
01:33:46Grumpy, like yeah, we need some more fat coaches. That's some
01:33:51Geno back. Yeah. Yeah, right, right like we got Andy Reid Mike McCarthy
01:33:57But like we can do better some fact we can do way better than that. Yeah, it's more powerful
01:34:03It's you guys to put on some weight. Yeah, I'm on a strict diet. Yeah, let's get some fat coaches going
01:34:08Yeah, if the coaches are like, you know too young too cool too much of players coaches
01:34:13Do you ever wish like I just wish like Bruce Arians walk through that door just chew me out
01:34:17It's like call me a dumb motherfucker a good ass chewing good for everybody every once in a while
01:34:22I always say that I have always everybody needs one. Yeah, you might not like it, but you need it
01:34:26You need you need it just a reset was last time you had your ass chewed like really really
01:34:31Yeah, really like really in depth really chewed
01:34:34Like went in. Yeah. Oh, yeah
01:34:37I thought about it for days
01:34:41Todd Haley. Oh, yeah, that's a classic. Yeah, I really had some
01:34:48Really good ones my rookie year
01:34:50And yeah, he tore me apart. Yeah, Todd Haley's a he's a motherfucker, but like in a way
01:34:57Yeah, but he did it to everybody. Yeah, it wasn't like he would pick it
01:35:01Personal unless you just like didn't give a shit. Yeah, the only time he would like single you out
01:35:06But yeah, he would let you know, you're pretty damn stupid. Yeah, he's a he's a football guy through and through that's for sure
01:35:13Todd Haley, that's a good answer. That's probably the last. Yeah, that was the last really good one. Yeah, do you Greg Williams?
01:35:19Greg let the offense like when they got rid of Hugh Jackson and Todd
01:35:24Greg kind of let the offense do whatever and Greg Greg sick in the head. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He loved the fact that I was psychotic
01:35:33He was like just yeah, I love that shit
01:35:36I've heard that in practices. He sometimes to the detriment of the team if he's coaching defense
01:35:42He'll just send crazy-ass blitzes when the office is trying to like work on something
01:35:46Yeah, those are the worst kind of coaches
01:35:48Yeah, the ones that like script read and take all that stuff and try and win in practice. Yeah, that's first of all
01:35:53It's not getting your defense better because you don't know what the offense is gonna call in a game like
01:35:57But yeah, he likes to bring a lot of pressure. I would definitely do that
01:36:01Yeah, just I guess someone who the minute I realized like in sixth grade that they had half of the answers in the back of
01:36:08The book in math. It's like that's when I stopped learning math, but then in the test when you don't have the answers
01:36:13What do you do? I just be really bad at math
01:36:16But it's kind of different in football because you want you want that confidence
01:36:19So in practice if you give your guys the answers, yeah, I feel like they're super human
01:36:23Yeah, I can see how that can translate. Yeah. Yeah a little confidence that work for the Browns
01:36:29Yeah
01:36:31Kind of did yeah, he turned it around wound up seven eight and one. Yeah. Yeah, they won one game in two years prior
01:36:38Sure, that works
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01:38:28Do you ever
01:38:29Your current coach Todd Bowles. He's not a yeller
01:38:32No, do you ever want to like shake him and be like do just yell at me?
01:38:36No, cuz he's like he's got some sly shit talking. Oh, I like that under his breath behind the scenes
01:38:42Yeah, cuz like they'll show Todd Bowles on the sideline. He just won't be talking. Yeah, and I know that it's so even keel
01:38:49Yeah, he's like we I mean he is one of the smartest defensive minds ever been around
01:38:53It's amazing like going up against them in practice, but like then his nature though. He's just
01:39:00Yeah whole time. Yeah, and it never changes besides when like he's given the defensive guys a hard time or somebody else like in team
01:39:06Meetings, it's it's funny
01:39:07Do you think it would fuck the team up if he like just did like a Bob Knight?
01:39:10Type of tirade at one point like what's wrong good Bobby Knight? Yeah, he throws a chair and he's like listen guys
01:39:16I've been holding this in for 50 years
01:39:22Guys are the ones that finally made me snap that one. I've never yelled in my life. I'm I make you feel guilty
01:39:27Yeah, I know. I think it would fuck you up mentally. Yeah. Yeah bad. We push them to this point
01:39:33For I forgot to say congratulations on being a dad, thank you. Do you feel like you were stronger?
01:39:40I did have some dad's drink. Yeah
01:39:42You'd like have you can do that if you're like cuz I have three kids and like I I can like put myself in a
01:39:48Place where I think about my kids in danger, and I like get that adrenaline boost
01:39:51Yeah
01:39:52I mean
01:39:52I'm always one of those guys they're like and I know my friends are gonna listen to this like I always have the conversation
01:39:57About like a pack of coyotes coming at us. We always have the argument about what kind of animal we could take
01:40:01Yeah, coyotes. I'd fuck up like right now. Yeah, come on. No problem. They're easy
01:40:05We saw a coyote like two days ago. Give me 12 of them. Yeah, it was a it was a bitch
01:40:09Well, what you'd fuck up one and they'd all run. Yeah, they'd be scared shitless. Yeah, I mean you scare the rest of the pack
01:40:15Yeah, single the big one out. Yeah, we saw a coyote. I was right. I was ready to take you
01:40:18We're playing frisbee golf. I called it back over. You can do. Yeah, it started to walk away a house. I howl
01:40:24And stopped it looked at me and I was like come on bring it. Yeah, just walked away
01:40:28What's your move if you're doing that a coyote? Yeah, I kick everything in the nuts
01:40:32I'll tell you what I do. Here's what you do you wrap your you wrap?
01:40:35Like your shirt around your arm, then you hold your arm and for make they make them bite your arm
01:40:40I think you took that from a direct like canine police training video
01:40:43I've watched a lot of videos of that Detroit's urban survival guy. Yeah, so I'm pretty good at that
01:40:47Yeah, hold it up and then whack it in the nuts. Oh you did you grab it by the throat and just snap its windpipe
01:40:53Right in the trachea done. Yeah done Pete is also after us
01:40:58No coyotes don't aren't protected by PETA. No chance. They're there. There's definitely some animal like pigeons aren't protected by PETA
01:41:06Raccoons, I don't think like what's the point of mosquitoes either? Yeah mosquitoes definitely not protected by Florida
01:41:12You're starting to really piss me off ticks ticks are the worst thing in the world
01:41:16They are literally exist just to like kill people. They've ruined the term lime for me. Yeah. Yeah
01:41:21Yeah, just like Corona did with coronavirus
01:41:23That's true a Corona and a lime used to be the most refreshing thing in the world. Now. It's a virus and a parasite
01:41:29Yeah, kill you and make you tired. It stinks. It's a shame. Yeah, real shame
01:41:33All right, so has your life changed like having a kid you feel like maybe this is gonna be
01:41:37Maybe this would be best season yet because you're playing for something bigger
01:41:40I do and like like last year. I feel like there was definitely extra motivation
01:41:46But just I don't know it puts everything in perspective, too. So it's like how do you balance?
01:41:52Yeah, knowing that there's other things outside of football, but also
01:41:56How am I gonna support this family for the rest of their lives?
01:41:59It's also it's a it's a mindfuck because everyone tells you what to expect and then when it happens you're like, yeah
01:42:05Well that changed everything like timing wise like she was born
01:42:09early April like
01:42:11Couldn't have been a better time. Yeah, I don't know how people do it in season
01:42:14It's like you want to be there you want to spend your time, but also you gotta pay the bills
01:42:19Yeah, all my babies were born in the offseason. Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't what what's the season for you?
01:42:25the season for us is
01:42:28Late August till end of the NBA Finals. That's like the very busy season
01:42:34So it's so that was like so this is the office. That's like till mid June. Yeah, it's 10 10 10 months
01:42:40Yeah, we're in the offseason right in the offseason. We're in the off. We're in show. We're in OTA. Yeah, this is OTAs
01:42:44Yeah, it's a long season Terry you guys showed up for this. Yeah, we did. This is yeah faze me. Mm-hmm
01:42:49Yeah, we're good. We're doing it. We're doing it. Um, there is there really is no
01:42:53I did you plan that out like we're gonna have her baby in the offseason
01:42:58No, I didn't we didn't plan it we tried for like a year and a half and she's actually we think a Tahoe, baby. Oh
01:43:05Chill week we came back to the scene of the crime Wow
01:43:08You're more fertile out here. Oh
01:43:11elevation elevation
01:43:12Did the sperm swim faster in the cold water
01:43:17Michael Phelps on that might have something to do with it. Yeah. Yeah, but now you got to think about like your daughter someday listening to
01:43:23this
01:43:24She'll know she was
01:43:26She's gonna be the chillest baby ever. Yeah, I'm definitely
01:43:30Yeah, cuz I have that happen creeping my head every now and then well pretty much every day
01:43:33But I just block it out like they'll watch everything and it's gonna suck. It is scary. Yeah, it's scary
01:43:39I'm not gonna be able to tell him to like I'm not gonna be able to say like hey, don't do this
01:43:42It's like what about this why you did this?
01:43:45You did this on camera
01:43:47You think about that in a game when you're like play it you're getting crushed by the Ravens in Cleveland one day my future unborn
01:43:52Kids are gonna watch this game film. Yeah, dad. Dad stunk it. I've got his ass beat. Yeah
01:43:57Tough motherfucker. I have uh, do you are you aware of Stephen Shay? I'm not okay buck super fan
01:44:04he actually
01:44:06They there was like some graphic that was like the most famous fans for every team
01:44:10Okay, Dick Vitale won for the Bucs and then Stephen Shay photoshopped himself over Dick Vitale
01:44:16Which was pretty rude of him, especially cuz Dick Vitale. I think is battling cancer again, but
01:44:21Stephen Shay, he's a crazy Bucs fan. Okay watch this film. He's very well known in the Bucs community
01:44:27I asked him for some questions. He watches film. He does. He doesn't know what he's watching. So he watches
01:44:32I love about the super fans. He works. He works for Barstool and when he started working for us
01:44:37He was doing like ad operations. So he was very much on the business side, but he would still break down Bucs film for himself
01:44:43Yeah for nobody for no one. He had the software
01:44:46he would like highlight guys and then somebody saw like one time he posted a
01:44:50Clip and we're like, why are you doing this Steven?
01:44:52And he just always asked and he only posts good film
01:44:55Like if you guys get killed he'll just be like watch this watch this guard get off
01:45:02Wait Steven the Bucs lost like 30 33 to 2 and it's like what the fuck? Yeah
01:45:08So let's see Steve. He's he's about he actually did say feel free to show him this pic of us from the camp with the Jets
01:45:14Last year, so there's the pic. He's got a lot of energy. Yes
01:45:19He's got a lot of energy. Yeah, he's he's done make-a-wish with the Bucs. He's not sick or anything
01:45:26He had a who threw him the was it Ryan Griffin threw him a pass
01:45:30I'll show I'll find the video for you and show it to you. So anyway, Stephen Shay diehard Bucs fan
01:45:34I asked him for some questions
01:45:35He said the first one was the Bucs actively sought out your opinion on their open
01:45:40Offensive coordinator position this offseason, even though you were a free agent
01:45:43What did that mean to you and how much did that influence your decision to stay in Tampa? Pretty good question. That's great question. Yeah
01:45:50Kind of a loaded one too. Yeah, Steven coming with the hard ones
01:45:53Yeah, like
01:45:56It was fun during the process
01:45:57But also like I'm giving them input on like what I think we need similar like a similar system to what Dave had
01:46:05Ended like to benefit my attributes and we go through this process and I feel like it was always a circle
01:46:11Like we'd go through that I give him my input then also I'd take a step back and be like
01:46:15Wait, I don't even have a deal yet. What am I doing? Yeah, right
01:46:18Like let's let's do this
01:46:20Let's do this, but I think part of it was them trying to get input
01:46:25Get the right guy in there that making it more enticing no matter what the deal was that was offered
01:46:32But it like it didn't mean a lot during that process because that was the first time I had been asked about yeah anything
01:46:37Yeah, and it was like they're still gonna make the decision. However, they want to I think they're probably just letting me feel good about it
01:46:44But that counts it does. Yeah like in in knowing that I had worked with Liam before
01:46:50I think that was a big part of it. Yeah. Yeah
01:46:52I mean that that it's it's cool when a team does that because like why wouldn't you your quarterback is your most important position?
01:46:58Yeah, I wouldn't you want to at least hear even if you don't use it just hear what they have to say
01:47:02Yeah, and like and but just the questions about what type of system what type of guy I thought we needed. Yeah leadership wise
01:47:10System wise for our skill players for our line because when we were so bad around the ball last year
01:47:15and so like how is he gonna improve all that and
01:47:18Like that that input I think you know, like they obviously did their own homework, but found out that
01:47:24He was the right fit. Yeah, so during that process were you talking to other teams yourself?
01:47:28No, like wound up signing right before free agency started
01:47:33but like all the rumors that go around like
01:47:36Agents talk everybody talks like you see some things like
01:47:40I thought Atlanta was gonna eventually offer a free agency came but then they signed Kirk before that and
01:47:46I
01:47:47Thought Minnesota could be a chance like that. Like you just never know. Yeah
01:47:52Yeah, no, that would've been funny
01:47:53If you gave the the Bucs the shittiest offense coordinator that you could find you're like, yeah
01:47:57I really like this guy and then went to Atlanta that would have been awesome. That would have been smart
01:48:02I've been a good one. Yeah. All right. Here's the other question. This one is weird
01:48:08Steve all he cares about is is football so he
01:48:13He only gets his news from Adam Schefter like when
01:48:18Ukraine and Russia were going to war even didn't raise your sixes. These are eights
01:48:23Breakers these are fours. You want one shout out Lucy breakers
01:48:28Yeah, so Ukraine Russia happened like he didn't find out for three weeks because Adam Schefter didn't tweet it
01:48:32Like that's the type of guy he is
01:48:34Like he doesn't know world news unless Schefter says, okay, because he just that's how locked in he is on just football
01:48:40Okay, so he said I heard a rumor so Schefter's his favorite guy in the world
01:48:43He said I heard a rumor that you and Adam Schefter are very tight
01:48:46It's rare in this day and age for a newsbreaker and a player. He reports on to be good friends
01:48:50How did this beautiful friendship?
01:48:53Blossom and what are your favorite qualities about chef? Did he just do an ad-lib like throw in the adjectives?
01:48:58And this is a real question. So what friendship? Yeah, and also what are your favorite qualities about Adam Schefter?
01:49:05I
01:49:07Mean he's a weirdo. I'll say Steven's a Jim. Yeah, he is quite something. He's quite something
01:49:12No, Adam, and I actually are close. Okay, that's accurate. So he got the rumor, right? Yeah, he got the rumor, right?
01:49:18favorite qualities
01:49:21I
01:49:22Think Adams he's just like as much as they do the breaking news stuff
01:49:26Like if you have a conversation with Adam, he's one of the media members. You can actually trust that if it's off the record
01:49:32Yeah, it's not going anywhere. Yeah, like he actually
01:49:35Will keep it close to the best
01:49:37Yeah, I think like I think a lot of those guys that are like high up there you got like rap for Palisaro like those
01:49:41Guys, I think those are the qualities that like because Adam was doing it before anybody. Yeah, and
01:49:47He just he's done it for a long time. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we love chef T
01:49:50We have him on once a year at the combine. He's a good dude. He gives a great Christmas gifts, too
01:49:54Yeah, are you on the list? He sent us baby gifts to Christmas gifts everything you get the blanket the blanket. Oh, yeah
01:50:00Oh, yeah. I was a little confused by the blanket
01:50:03It had a giant s on there and then I thought did Adam Schefter send me a blanket with his initial on it
01:50:09Yeah, like he said that to everybody but no yours probably had an M right? I did. Yeah
01:50:14Yeah, yeah, but it was yeah the whole thing
01:50:17He's he's the best you sent us cookies the year before and he's got his daughter doing interviews like on the field after games
01:50:22When we with the Rams we're playing the Broncos on Christmas Day. She was down there doing a interview for Nickelodeon. Yeah
01:50:29Yes, I mean that's also nepotism like come on
01:50:32What are we doing, dude? I think it was like Noah Eagle on the call. Yeah, right and then
01:50:38Ronnie was playing quarterback. Yeah, it was great. What about physically? What's your favorite physical attribute? Oh, yeah after your best friend how like just
01:50:47Proportionally sized to fit in my pocket. He is
01:50:51Just you can just keep him right in there if you stand next to him, you're a 6-3 quarterback all of a sudden
01:50:56I feel enormous. Yeah, like Josh Allen
01:50:58So we actually we're on your side about the whole like you're not you're actually not as short as people say
01:51:03But what they should do is they should measure up to the eyes for quarterbacks
01:51:07Yeah, because anything above your eyes is wasted space going into the draft
01:51:10Like I don't give a shit if my quarterbacks got a big forehead. Okay, so Peyton Manning. Yeah, I am big forehead. That's true
01:51:17How tall is he? That's all no. No, he's like he's like 511
01:51:22Well by the eyes, yeah, right. Yeah, if we're going by the eyes Peyton Manning probably 511. Yeah. Yeah Tom Brady
01:51:28Five probably five six feet. Yeah, six feet flat. I don't know what his forehead looks like. Yeah changes every other week. Yeah
01:51:37Should have said that did you get Tom Brady's locker? I
01:51:43Think so. Oh
01:51:44No, yeah, it is it is do you leave anything like also it's a locker room like you got to replace guys
01:51:49Yeah, they can't like put glass over it. Like don't touch this. No, did you leave anything behind or was it just clean?
01:51:55No, there's no avocados left
01:51:57yeah, was it was there any weird pressure like stepping into Tom Brady's like this used to be his team a
01:52:03little bit but also like
01:52:05the team
01:52:06That they brought in around him like he had a huge say on the free agents and like a ton of veterans that Super Bowl run
01:52:12like that those end years a
01:52:15Little bit but also like I'm not Tom. I don't play like Tom
01:52:20Just can't be him. Yeah, that's what I always said. Just be the best version of myself and let that ride
01:52:24Yeah, that is cool though that you got a locker room that had guys that he hand-selected to bring in there
01:52:29Yeah, like yeah. Yeah. Yeah good situation. Yeah. All right. Well, this has been awesome
01:52:33I got one last question row back question. RHO BAC K comm promo code take
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01:52:46It's been awesome having you back on Baker. Like I said, I think it's been five years. We've had you on
01:52:50I think this is a third time
01:52:53You are I love that you I feel like you're a type of guy that
01:52:57You have a circle and then there's people who talk shit about Baker. You're like, fuck you. I'm you're out
01:53:03Was there ever a moment that we were out?
01:53:07No, okay good. No, I thought there was just a moment where I was like, I'm not doing anything extra
01:53:12Cuz yeah, there was a moment where we were like, are we out?
01:53:14I don't think we were cuz I don't think we ever said anything
01:53:19Remotely negative about you. We've always been like Baker Mayfield fans
01:53:22But the problem we run into sometimes is the barstool sports main account. Yes, they will they'll all fire off not our fault
01:53:29The dankest memes left and right after a game and then sometimes we've got we got players that we're friends with they're like
01:53:36Hey, what the fuck? Yeah, we don't control that Dion actually texted me the other day was like, what's this story?
01:53:40You guys are writing. I was like, dude, I haven't blogged in 10 years. Yeah
01:53:44Yeah, I think you got a bunch of computer nerds in behind they're writing articles for clickbait stuff
01:53:48Yeah, yeah, we got a lot of that. Well, like my approach on it was just not to do any huge interviews
01:53:55Just like let this whole thing pass over
01:53:58Let people know that I'm stronger in the end for it and still the same person smart approach. Yeah. All right, good
01:54:04Remember when you beat filling the playoffs this year? It's pretty sick. That was awesome. Oh, hey, what happened with your Oklahoma statue?
01:54:11I kind of fucked that up, huh?
01:54:13I
01:54:15Know I mean, there are really no good. Okay, good story on that. Okay
01:54:24It's better than if you can I don't know if they'll have a picture of it online
01:54:28But they have all the all-americans plaques outside if you look up Mark Andrews plaque
01:54:34It's the most fucked up thing you've ever seen. You're like really it's so good
01:54:38This is see the problem is I think what they had to do is they had to break the mold of statues and have it
01:54:44Be a red headband because if you look at it from afar, it looks like you just have the shiniest biggest forehead ever
01:54:50That's the problem because they have their your headband on there. Yeah, that's I think what I was thinking
01:54:55It kind of looks like you look like a player from the 1940s. Yeah
01:54:59It's you like yourself where you're alive. Like it's enormous to kind of look like t1000 from Terminator. That's cool
01:55:07That's pretty sick. Yeah. All right. All right. I'm coming around on the statue. It's a little piss
01:55:10they didn't make Kyler's miniature, but
01:55:13Yeah, this this is I don't know
01:55:15Kyler's miniature. Yeah, real strong chin in that one. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Ears are flaring out a little bit t1000. Yeah
01:55:22That's kind of cool now. All right, I'm back on the I'm back on the statue
01:55:26All right. Well Baker, it's been fucking awesome, dude. We love having you back on the show. It's good to be back
01:55:31Yeah, let's not do let's not wait another five years. Okay, I'm sure you know what next time
01:55:36We'll bring Steven with us and he can just he's gonna talk the whole time though
01:55:40Yes, unless we tell him to shut up if he's coachable though, if you tell him to shut up, he'll shut up receptive
01:55:45Yeah, I do have one more question for you since we're talking about babies earlier
01:55:48We have a theory on this show that when a player like a wide receiver a tight end has a kid
01:55:53Especially if it's their first baby
01:55:55They're way more likely to score a touchdown that week because everyone in the locker room is like happy for him
01:56:00You know everyone's saying like send best wishes to him. They show up for game day different mood congrats on the baby
01:56:05Does that does that calculus ever enter your brain?
01:56:10For like receivers. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta get him the ball because of the baby
01:56:14No, okay, it should
01:56:16Bad teammate maybe it's good that he said that because then it's not gonna change the odds
01:56:19But now it yeah, but no the truth, but now it's actually in his brain. That's another test for you
01:56:25All right, thanks Baker
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01:57:13Okay, let's wrap up the show. I have two Monday readings for you. One's a tweet ones a
01:57:18Reddit post that I came across someone tagged me in it saying Monday reading which I agreed with
01:57:24The first is a tweet that I want you guys to just give you a reaction for this is from
01:57:29So Nate was in the world series of poker cashed
01:57:32Congrats to Nate our guy Nate
01:57:34717 I funded him he cashed and
01:57:38We're proud of him was a hell of a run
01:57:40But anyway
01:57:40My algorithm has just been all poker because I was so into his run and just like looking at looking for everything
01:57:46Mm-hmm. This guy's Sean Perry. I guess he's a poker pro or something
01:57:51Sean Perry wins
01:57:53He said did you guys know that Dylan gang?
01:57:56Runs a very high-stakes illegal poker game where he's raking over 50k a day
01:58:01And there's an illegal prostitution ring happening at the game
01:58:04The players are paying girls to fuck in the other rooms, and this is Jason Mercer's partner how alarming oh my god
01:58:13That sounds that sounds terrible it sounds alarming that sounds we should invest the worst time ever I can't I simply can't believe that's true
01:58:21Crazy we should go check it out
01:58:23Yeah to make sure that it's not true
01:58:25It's I mean guys are paying to fuck in the in the side room in Las Vegas. I don't know where it is
01:58:32He runs a legal
01:58:34Stakes poker game where he's raking over 50k a day
01:58:36And there's an illegal prostitution ring happening at the game the players are paying girls to fuck in the other rooms whoa
01:58:41Yeah, I can't believe that's true. We should go check it out scary scary
01:58:45Where is it can you tell me the address that it is so I can make sure that I never we got to find it
01:58:49I want to make sure I never I never accidentally go there grit week. We'll stop it grit grit week
01:58:54We'll stop by there and do a little
01:58:57investigation
01:58:59Okay, so I think we have a spot for grit week. Yep. I think so I did do some investigative journalism all right
01:59:05Here's the Monday reading
01:59:07this one is
01:59:10My boyfriend
01:59:1326 female my boyfriend 28
01:59:15He's obsessed with a lantern he found at a flea market, and it's getting weird. How do I approach this?
01:59:22Hello, so my boyfriend
01:59:23And I recently went to a flea market and he found this old-style lantern that he absolutely fell in love with
01:59:28He bought it on the spot, and I thought it was a cute little vintage decoration for our apartment
01:59:33But now things have taken a strange turn ever since he got the lantern. He's become super
01:59:40Attached to it
01:59:41He keeps it by his bedside and even gets up in the middle of the night to walk around the apartment with it
01:59:46Pretending to be an old-timey watchman
01:59:49He'll say things like all is well or the night is dark and full of terrors
01:59:53And he really gets into character at first
01:59:56I thought it was kind of funny and endearing as he always had an eccentric style of humor
02:00:01But now it's starting to annoy me. He does this almost every night, and it's disrupting our sleep
02:00:07I've tried talking to him about it
02:00:09But he just tells me that he takes his watchman duties very seriously and that it's important for her safety
02:00:15The issue is I genuinely cannot tell if he's joking has anyone else experienced something like this
02:00:20How do I get him to tone it down without hurting his feelings or making him feel like he can't enjoy his quirky interests?
02:00:25That's a great question to ask have any of you guys experienced this with a boy from before guys can't have hobbies
02:00:30Sounds like he's gaslighting her yeah
02:00:33That's all I got that's I
02:00:36Love this guy though. Yeah, he's a cool guy listen if you find something cool at a flea market
02:00:40Or you're you know out maybe on a Saturday afternoon
02:00:43You ask him to stop into some little quaint antique shop that that he doesn't really want to go into and then he finds something
02:00:49Awesome that consumes his life from there. You should encourage those types babe. Yes hobbies
02:00:54He's using his imagination also like playing in the dark is like as old-school as it gets yeah
02:00:59Probably get some excellent shadows with the lantern the dark. What does he say the dark is night and full of terrors mm-hmm
02:01:05All is well. Yeah, all is well the night is dark and full of terrors
02:01:09Yeah, sounds like he's doing a good job sounds like he's he's keeping ghosts away from you
02:01:13Which you should be happy about I saw I was just like dudes rock. This is just we've gotten to a point where it's like
02:01:19listen
02:01:20What would you rather him do like?
02:01:23Cheat on you or like you know go like have a hobby that like completely destroys your relationship with him
02:01:28Or he could just do his duty as the watchman and check out what's going on at night at least you know where he is
02:01:34All night long right. He's walking around with lanterns, and if there's hey
02:01:38I bet you if you heard a clank in the middle of the night. You're like you go check it
02:01:41You're not the one who's gonna. Go check it. He's gonna. Go check it. Yeah. He's the guy that's got the lantern now
02:01:45He's fully equipped. Yeah, I don't mind this at all. Yeah, so I thought it was a fun little story, okay?
02:01:52anything
02:01:53Are we worried about the tornado?
02:01:56Kind of our turn. I I'm trying to remember your like flow chart that you had as to what weather is real
02:02:02Oh, yeah, you said do you say tornadoes is real?
02:02:06It was just raised as football anything. That's gonna. You know a
02:02:11Tornado could affect an over yeah, it could yeah rain and snow never not so much never
02:02:19Weather's not real
02:02:22No, okay, let's do
02:02:25Numbers this would be tornadoes like a natural disaster though. Yeah, no turn really weather tornadoes
02:02:31You don't fuck with turn it you don't think tornadoes weather like yeah like an earthquake isn't weather
02:02:36Yeah, correct correct tornadoes not weather volcano tsunami tornado. I think would be a tornado
02:02:41It's a hurricane would be weather tornado would be weather. You're not getting a big guy. It's a natural disaster. Oh, it's not weather
02:02:46It's not weather
02:02:48But it's definitely weather is volcanoes weather. No
02:02:52Tsunami nope, okay
02:02:56Really cold front
02:02:58Yes, okay, okay
02:03:01Thunderstorm, yes
02:03:03What about what was the thing last last summer heat the heat dome?
02:03:07polar vortex
02:03:09Yes, seiche wave don't know what that is. It's like a tsunami in a lake. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, no
02:03:16That's not what Aurora borealis awesome the northern lights. No, not weather solar flare
02:03:22Nope
02:03:26Okay whirlpool Oh
02:03:30Bermuda Triangle, no, that's bigger than us microburst. I don't know what that is
02:03:39That's like is that like a mini tornado I think a microburst is like just a big thunderstorm that pops up
02:03:44What's a mini tornado? What's that called a dirt devil dirt devil?
02:03:48Tasmanian devil
02:03:50Yes
02:03:51Taz is real Taz is Taz is whether you do that
02:03:54Alright, let's do numbers. Oh, by the way, Shane went on a date with his charger shirt. That's pretty cool
02:03:59Is that that was his first date? He's ever been on? Yeah, that's awesome. And Gretchen and it went well
02:04:05So is there gonna be a second date?
02:04:09What is there gonna be a second date we'll see okay nice
02:04:13That's better than a no
02:04:15We got to get you your chargers gear
02:04:17Let's do it. Yeah
02:04:19numbers 20
02:04:2278
02:04:2499 max number 20. Ah, I already said it
02:04:3156 21 that's brutal because that means that you really wanted 20. I gave Shane my headphones. I can't hear
02:04:4331 hmm 31. Love you guys
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