Walter Mellon - 34. b) König Walter Mövensterz
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00:00Annual 1899, the king of England broke up with Richard to a crusade to Jerusalem.
00:14He owed his unusual courage the name Richard Lionheart.
00:18On the way back he was unfortunately captured by Heinrich VI, the Holy Roman Emperor,
00:24who demanded a large ransom for his release.
00:28While Richard was absent, his brother, the shameful prince,
00:31already reigned over England and despotically abused his power.
00:35Taxes from the village cheddar cheese!
00:38And from the village fish and chips!
00:42How generous the people can be!
00:45A very good news, sire.
00:47Clifton, Richard's faithful servant, paid this Heinrich VI the ransom.
00:53Your brother is already on the streets of France.
00:56You would call that a good news, wouldn't you?
01:01No, I wouldn't, you miserable crook!
01:06That means my brother Richard wants his throne back.
01:10And there is only one solution.
01:12Which one? Hiding the throne?
01:15No, you stupid fool!
01:17I will let myself be crowned, as soon as possible.
01:21And you, you get rid of Richard and Clifton at once!
01:27Grrrr!
01:30Hello, bonjour! My horse for a ship!
01:34Huh?
01:36Didn't you understand? He offered you his proud horse for a ship.
01:41Don't take that the wrong way, sires.
01:43They are French.
01:45They don't speak a word of English.
01:47But I could help you.
01:49May I ask where you want to go?
01:52Where to? To England!
01:53Aha! Then you should take this ship.
01:56Thank you, dear friend.
01:58You certainly deserved his proud horse.
02:05All passengers to Tunisia, Constantinople and Jerusalem.
02:09Our ship is ready to leave.
02:17The next ship from Jerusalem to Dover,
02:19it will leave in a month.
02:21Your knight is traveling to a miserable time.
02:24What? But that's impossible, you traitor!
02:28Sire, what option do you have?
02:30Hmm, I have one.
02:32I think there is only one option.
02:35It's quite risky, but we have no other choice.
02:40I hope you like your cake.
02:41We have nothing to cut it open.
02:44One moment, Walter.
02:45I think we have a plastic knife from the last picnic.
02:48I'll help you look for it.
02:50Don't bother.
02:52I think the cake is already cut up.
02:54Yes? Where did that come from?
02:56Hmm, that's for me.
03:00Dear Walter Mellon, blah, blah, blah, blah,
03:02and many greetings from Richard Lionheart.
03:05Eat faster, Bitterbold.
03:07We're going back to the Middle Ages, to the year 1194.
03:10In two days we have to be in York
03:11and prevent Prince John from being crowned king.
03:16But I haven't eaten my birthday cake yet.
03:19And what about my present?
03:20Yes, you're right, Bitterbold, that's not fair.
03:23You know what?
03:24This time you're playing the king.
03:26King Richard.
03:27Yes, really?
03:28Walter, you're so generous.
03:30Oh no, you're generous.
03:32Richard Lionheart.
03:35And I'm your brave knight, Clifton,
03:38who defends you at all costs.
03:44We should have taken the air cushion, Sire.
03:47Don't be silly, Walter.
03:48That didn't exist in the Middle Ages.
03:52But no, that doesn't exist.
03:54The two of them are on their way to Jerusalem.
03:56But that doesn't matter.
03:58They're definitely not going far.
04:03Hold on tight, Bitterbold.
04:04King Richard would certainly ride such a faithful horse himself.
04:07And a well-padded one.
04:09You're right, Walter.
04:10This time I can't complain.
04:13It's a very pleasant ride.
04:15And happy horse.
04:16Now we're almost at Stonehenge, Walter.
04:18An important prehistoric city.
04:20And don't worry, Jörg.
04:22Our destination is only 160 kilometers away.
04:28Well, then I'll just overdo it a little bit.
04:32Stop!
04:34That's what I call true greatness.
04:36Oh, good.
04:38Thank you for the compliment, Bitterbold.
04:40But I really didn't deserve it.
04:42I didn't mean you, Walter.
04:45I mean those big, standing stones.
04:47But, uh, he's not standing.
04:49He's falling.
04:51Oh, no!
04:53Walter!
04:55Is everything all right?
04:57Damn it!
05:01Yes, and on it goes.
05:03Hop, little horse.
05:05I will never be king in my life.
05:07That's why I really want to enjoy it now.
05:09Yes, it's great to be king.
05:11Oh, damn it!
05:15It's good, it's good.
05:17I know you're half-hungry.
05:19I think that would be everyone
05:21after seven days without food.
05:23But soon there will be a nice lunch for you.
05:25Get it!
05:35Look at that.
05:37Three times wow-wow.
05:39The human best friend comes to the welcome feast.
05:41They're coming closer to eat me!
05:44What are you waiting for?
05:46Pull the sword and defend me.
05:48Yes, sire.
05:50Don't be afraid.
05:52Now comes Clifton the knight.
05:54Do something, Walter!
06:06Walter, help!
06:09Good.
06:11Another nice day is coming to an end.
06:13These bastards weren't brave enough
06:15to fight me.
06:17Oh, it wasn't you who scared them.
06:19It was the lion.
06:21The lion?
06:23Come on, don't be silly, sire.
06:25A lion, indeed.
06:27Hop, little horse.
06:29These incidents are pushing my average speed.
06:31You'll regret that.
06:33Regret, regret, regret.
06:39And this time it will work.
06:45Stop!
06:47I'm a liar.
06:49I mean, I'm the terrible black knight.
06:51Whoever wants to cross this light,
06:53has to defeat me first.
07:09Help!
07:15Sire, you scared the black knight.
07:17Out of control.
07:19But it wasn't me.
07:21It was the lion.
07:23Nonsense, sire. You're the boss.
07:25Wait a minute.
07:27This can't be New York.
07:29Where's the Empire State Building?
07:31We don't want to go to New York, Walter.
07:33We want to go to York.
07:35Oh, no, liar.
07:38Why can't you stop this one-legged donkey, Richard?
07:40This crusade has changed him a lot.
07:42And he always has a giant lion with him.
07:46A lion?
07:48Wasn't it an elephant?
07:50Go, get rid of them.
07:52The Archbishop of Canterbury
07:54will be here in a few minutes
07:56to crown me.
08:00There they are.
08:08Here, my loyal horse.
08:10You deserve it.
08:12That's too much sugar.
08:14No, Bitterbolt, I can't take that.
08:16But I'd like royal chocolate.
08:18No, later.
08:20Now we will first prevent
08:22the crowning of Prince John.
08:24Arrest them.
08:30Walter, we're trapped.
08:32There's no way out.
08:34Richard, now you're not
08:36a lion at all.
08:38Go, arrest them.
08:42No, I'm not going to jump.
08:44Sire, you are the king.
08:46Wherever you go,
08:48I have to be loyal to you.
08:50I'm coming, Sire.
08:52I'll never leave your side.
08:54Be honest.
08:56You've never had so much fun
08:58on your birthday.
09:02So, today, on this Sunday
09:05of the fourth month
09:07of the fiftieth year
09:09and...
09:11It's good.
09:13It'll be soon.
09:15Go, crown me.
09:17How's it going?
09:19I think that's what you call
09:21bursting in at the right moment.
09:23Yes, or hitting the nail
09:25right on the head.
09:27Not necessarily.
09:29You haven't won in a long time.
09:31I'm going to crush you, Richard.
09:34I'm going to do my best
09:36to protect you from the worst.
09:38Help me, help!
09:40Liar!
09:42You have to get rid of
09:44these wild animals
09:46as soon as possible.
09:48Go, do something,
09:50you lazy slug!
09:54I got rid of them
09:56elegantly and bravely.
09:58Right, Sire?
10:04Willkommen daheim,
10:06König Richard.
10:08Tja, Sie sind König für einen Tag, Sire.
10:10Und das verdanken Sie mir.
10:12Sie meinen wohl er, diesen Löwen?
10:14Das war mein Namensvetter Wolter,
10:16Richard Löwenherzens Löwe.
10:18Er war der Retter von uns allen.
10:20Wie immer Sie das sehen, Sire.
10:22Auf jeden Fall Happy Birthday,
10:24Eurer Hoheit.
10:26Viele hübsche Halluzinationen.
10:28Ein Löwe, also wirklich.
10:30Was ist denn das?
10:32Oh, it's a sketch!