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07:01So, then please follow me
07:13I think now I have enough. So, what else do I need?
07:22You are a love chameleon, really!
07:25No!
07:28Can't you let go of anything?
07:36Now we have to run!
07:56Phew! Finally in Baghdad! But now quickly to the Palace of the Caliph!
08:00Wonderful carpets! My flying carpets! With reduced risk of theft! Today super low prices, people!
08:07Don't be so stubborn and lead this carpet!
08:10Good, if you insist! Please!
08:15A brand new idea! Metal carpet tiles, the best on the market at the moment!
08:20Carpet tiles, the best on the market at the moment! Carpet floors are out! Metal tiles are now the last cry!
08:25Impress your friends! It can't be cheaper!
08:31So, we're here. This is the door to the Caliph's bedroom.
08:35You go in and just touch him. Don't discuss with him for a long time. Deal?
08:40Don't you just accompany me in?
08:43No, I'd rather stay here and watch out if someone comes.
08:47He did it! I did it!
08:53What did you do?
08:57But I followed your instructions to the last detail! I haven't even introduced myself yet, I swear!
09:02But that's not the Caliph at all! That's the ceremony master!
09:06Really? I'm very pleased!
09:09Come on, hide him behind the curtain! If the Caliph sees him, he'll have to ask what's going on here!
09:17Done!
09:18Actually not. I have bigger problems.
09:21I touched the curtain. Now I can't push him aside anymore.
09:25Wait for me here! I'll hide him in the cradle!
09:29Oh, what are you dragging around there, my good Iznogud?
09:32Oh, uh, what, uh, what?
09:35Oh, what are you dragging around there, my good Iznogud?
09:37Oh, uh, what, uh, what?
09:42Yes, that should be the ideal place. A statue of your ceremony master, ruler of the faithful.
09:47It's really amazingly similar. He'll definitely like this replica.
09:53Well, if you want, you can have a statue of you too.
09:56I have a Bildhauer in there that will amaze you.
09:59If you don't mind, I'd like to set up your night camp. Oh, ruler of the faithful!
10:05Oh no, no! I'll take care of the Caliph's bed!
10:08Oh, leave the slaves alone! Work, my good Iznogud!
10:12Touch!
10:13Oh no!
10:18Is this your Bildhauer?
10:20Uh, you know, yes.
10:23Madness! But he's working very hard.
10:29My slave will probably be done with the bed-making. Good night, I'm going to sleep.
10:39Who is this scoundrel?
10:41That's the Caliph, you sheep's head!
10:44Hopefully I'll be done in time.
10:47If you jump around like that with me, I'll kill him.
10:53Please don't leave me, I just found out.
10:56I won't be insulted, my dear.
10:58Oh, come on, let's get along.
11:01You're lucky, I have a heart of gold.
11:16Ah, there you are.
11:20Ah, there you are, sir.
11:22I knew you'd need one soon.
11:45Taxes! Always new taxes! That never stops!
11:48You can say that out loud, my friend. It's the third time this month.
11:51What are we supposed to live on?
11:53And whose fault is that?
12:00Taxes!
12:05Taxes!
12:07Fine! Really, really, really fine!
12:10Taxes! Come on, move!
12:13Honestly, sir, I don't understand.
12:15Why should that be good?
12:17All these taxes aren't for you, sir.
12:19You're just filling the pockets of the Caliph.
12:21Yes, I know that, I know.
12:23But when I'm Caliph instead of the Caliph,
12:25then I'll get the money.
12:29You should have booked in advance. We're completely full.
12:32What's that supposed to mean, book?
12:34There's a lot of tax evasion here.
12:36What are you talking about?
12:37What do you think I've squeezed in here like sardines?
12:39Tax evasion and even more tax evasion.
12:41Where am I supposed to go with all this?
12:44Come back next year.
12:46Contrary, Schneider and Schwarz.
12:48Lost, O Lord of the Faithful.
12:50Oh, that too.
12:52I need your signature again, O Lord of the Faithful.
12:54A signature, my good Isnogood?
12:56The supporter of his greatness, the Caliph, Harun al-Pusa.
13:01Because I've invented a few new, very old taxes.
13:04Ah, my good Isnogood.
13:07The supporter of the Caliph. I'm already here.
13:11There's something I'd like to do, Isnogood.
13:14Tell me, but sign.
13:16Here too.
13:17You know, I'd like to go for a walk in my beautiful city of Baghdad.
13:21Why? Please sign here too.
13:23To find out what my good people think of me.
13:26Good, if you wish.
13:30The Caliph wishes to join his people.
13:32Everything is being prepared for his departure.
13:40Hooray!
13:55The Caliph is going for a walk through the streets of our city.
13:59Whoever sees him will be beheaded.
14:10Hmm, I'd like to ask what they think of me, but there's no one to ask.
14:16Hey, you! Psst! I want to go back to the palace right away.
14:23Was your walk nice, O Lord of the Faithful?
14:26Not at all. I'm very unruly, very unruly, my good Isnogood.
14:30I have the impression that my short trips,
14:33the conversation with my subordinates,
14:35have been a great help to me.
14:37But if I can never talk to them,
14:39how am I supposed to know if they're really happy?
14:42That's right. I've thought about that too.
14:44I'd say you should just go incognito.
14:47Go incognito?
14:49But how do you go incognito?
14:52Dress up as a beggar, for example.
14:54Then you'll leave the palace and get mixed up in your people.
14:57Oh, my good Isnogood.
14:59What would I do without you?
15:01How could I live without you?
15:03Oh, my good Isnogood.
15:05What would I do without you?
15:07How good your advice is to me.
15:11Hurry up, my tailor!
15:13The tailor of the Lord of the Faithful is already in place.
15:17Oh, my good tailor.
15:19Make me a well-fitting beggar's robe.
15:24And if he tries to enter the palace in his beggar's robe,
15:27I'll have him arrested by my people
15:29and I'll say he's crazy.
15:31Then I'll finally be a caliph instead of a caliph.
15:34Oh, my good Isnogood.
15:36Well, what do I look like?
15:38Just great, Lord of the Faithful.
15:41I think so too. I'm very proud of it.
15:44It was carefully dirtied and torn
15:46by the most skillful handlers of the tailor.
15:49Bring the royal elephant and my escort.
15:52But why?
15:54Why? For my incognito game in the city.
15:57No, no, that's not the point of incognito.
16:00No?
16:01You have to go out on your own to talk to your subordinates.
16:04Alone?
16:05Alone!
16:06But I've never gone out on my own before.
16:09I can't cross the street on my own either.
16:11Then use the zebra stripes.
16:13If you had fallen under an elephant or a tramp,
16:16you would at least have had the courage to know
16:18that the tailor is being decapitated.
16:20Terrible!
16:21Then I have to cross the street next to the zebra stripes.
16:24At least no one will lose their head.
16:26Brilliant!
16:27I took a tiny step away from the caliph
16:29to become the caliph instead.
16:33Well, let's go.
16:35But if I go now,
16:37how do I find my way back?
16:39I will go back and ask the good Isnogut
16:42to come with me as my guide.
16:47Now everything is clear, isn't it?
16:49Oh, that's my good Isnogut.
16:51So if any beggar wants to come in,
16:53let him be arrested immediately.
16:55Clear?
16:56Whatever he wants to do,
16:58you let him throw him into the darkest abyss of the palace.
17:01Whatever he says, all right.
17:03I understand, sir.
17:04I'd better go again.
17:05My Isnogut has to do.
17:07So we'd better not disturb him at work.
17:09I will definitely find my way back to the palace myself.
17:21Oh, it's just so foggy here.
17:23I'll pick one out and ask him.
17:26Oh, excuse me for a moment, good man.
17:28Tell me, what do you think of me?
17:30Why?
17:31I think of you as a fat, poorly-dressed man
17:34because I don't want to waste time with fat, poorly-dressed men.
17:38Oh, I see.
17:39He couldn't recognize me.
17:41I'm really stupid.
17:47And about the caliph?
17:49Tell me, what do you think about the caliph, good man?
17:51The caliph?
17:52Yes, the caliph is a monster
17:54who sucks up taxes and his people are in trouble.
17:57What?
17:58The caliph is emptying our pockets
18:00so he can get his way.
18:03A bad thief.
18:05A thief and a cheat.
18:06What?
18:07Everyone is poor and ugly.
18:09Me?
18:10I promise you reforms,
18:12that everything will change very soon.
18:15Ha ha ha!
18:22Poor fool.
18:23How did you get involved, you miserable beggar,
18:25to influence our powerful caliph?
18:31At this point, Isnogut should revise our laws.
18:34He certainly doesn't know that the people don't like our laws.
18:37Oh, let's see.
18:39I came from there.
18:41And then, from there, I think.
18:45Or rather, from there?
18:52Lost.
19:01Guard!
19:02Have you seen any beggars who ask for admission to the palace?
19:05No, Grand Vizier.
19:07I hope nothing happened to him.
19:08I need him safe and sound,
19:10otherwise I can never be a caliph.
19:12I have to find him.
19:13Do not do well, come here!
19:14You called me, sir.
19:16We are looking for the caliph.
19:18And we go incognito.
19:20Do not do well, disguise yourself as a beggar, I'll do the same.
19:28The air is clean.
19:30We find the disguised caliph
19:32and then we bring him back to the palace.
19:35Left, two, three, four.
19:38Ah, finally I'm home again.
19:40In the end, it wasn't that difficult.
19:42I just asked for the way to the palace.
19:44To dissolve the guard of our caliph,
19:48left, two, three, four.
19:51Present the spear!
19:55Oh, every man of our empire knows where my palace is.
19:59Guard!
20:00Spear off!
20:01Turn!
20:03Straight ahead!
20:05One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one.
20:12Yes, but I do not know any undergarments address.
20:17Ah, it's good to slip back into his everyday clothes.
20:22Oh, that's nice.
20:24Go and get my good Iznogud.
20:26The great vizier of the reign of all believers!
20:29The great vizier of the reign of all believers!
20:33The great vizier of the reign of all believers!
20:36The great vizier of the reign of all believers!
20:40The great vizier can not be found anywhere!
20:43The great vizier can not be found anywhere!
20:47The great vizier can not be found anywhere!
20:50The great vizier can not be found anywhere!
20:53The great vizier can not be found anywhere!
20:56That's terribly annoying.
20:59Well, what are you doing?
21:00Then I'll change the laws myself.
21:02I know, this thing is in a hurry.
21:04Oh, ruler of the believers!
21:06Yes, yes, I am. What is it?
21:08Two beggars want to enter the palace.
21:10One claims to be the great vizier.
21:12Throw them immediately into the darkest abyss of the palace.
21:15No matter what they say.
21:16As you command, oh ruler of the believers.
21:19These are the orders of my good Iznogud.
21:21And what Iznogud orders, is without contradiction to obey.
21:26Let me in! I am the great vizier!
21:28Wait a minute, if I tell him that.
21:31Let the guy in!
21:33Let me go! Let me go! I tell you, I am the great vizier!
21:38And I am the queen of Saba!
21:40But now it's over with the postman, I'm done with you!
21:43Let me go! Let me go!
21:47Hey, didn't you happen to have any prisoners for me?
21:50I thought you would be overfilled.
21:52No, not anymore.
21:53Since the laws have been changed, it's pretty empty in here.
21:56Oh really?
21:57Almost.
21:58What? Only two rowdy beggars?
22:02What is it, sir? Don't you want to try it?
22:04It could really be worse.
22:06I will become caliph instead of caliph.
22:08I will become caliph instead of caliph.
22:10I will become caliph instead of caliph.
22:12I will become caliph instead of caliph.
22:28This is no good.
22:30This is no good.
22:57This is no good.
23:00This is no good.
23:04This is no good.
23:09This is no good.