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01:12boss Mark will desire harm the devil
01:15then Music I list always about delight that they ought of my gluten is local today
01:21Desires Marco test our budget we can come back you follow me off Sicily only intuition well
01:26dead
01:27we're asked and
01:30A little faster! I hope you are aware of what you are doing!
01:40How does it work?
01:42I will let my assistant disappear right in front of your own eyes.
01:46Get in there, boy.
01:48All right.
01:50And now, boy, start the device.
01:57Abracadabra!
01:59Voila!
02:00Convince yourself.
02:02He's gone!
02:04How delightful!
02:06You have won a customer!
02:08Do you want me to wrap it up for you?
02:14What?
02:15You high climber!
02:16Is he still there?
02:17Of course he's still there.
02:18You don't believe in magic, do you, High Climber?
02:21The next one!
02:22Give it to me!
02:23Sir, you must come at once!
02:25Oh, Mr. Tollpatsch of a servant.
02:27I have work to do.
02:28Can't you see?
02:29I see it.
02:30That's why I have to speak to you urgently.
02:32Then spit out what you have to say to me, idiot!
02:34A wise man from the Evening Land has just arrived at the palace.
02:37What?
02:38A wise man here with us from the Evening Land?
02:40Where is he?
02:41I want to see him immediately!
02:42The wise man is nearby, outside in the garden.
02:44A wise man should be able to show me ways and means to get rid of the caliph.
02:48Don't stand here idly! Bring me to him!
02:55See? There he is.
02:56And how do you know that he is really a wise man?
02:59Because he only works in the shadows.
03:01I see that!
03:02Answer me! What led you to the Orient?
03:05I had lost my orientation.
03:06I am the inventor of a filtered drink.
03:08A very special filtered drink.
03:11After a few sips, you feel light as a feather,
03:14weightless light.
03:16Very light?
03:17Yes, very light.
03:18Just a few sips of my filtered drink,
03:20and you lift yourself up into the air without any discomfort,
03:23becoming the ball of the wind.
03:25You mean the one who drinks your stuff flies around in the air?
03:28Like a leaf that the wind pushes in front of it.
03:30Only after a long, long time does the unhappiness fall down.
03:33Somewhere.
03:34And how do you guarantee that this is not just hot air?
03:37I tried the magic potion myself.
03:40That's why I landed here.
03:41Oh, really?
03:42Then show me your filtered drink!
03:44Just a second, I'll get it out right away.
03:50The potion is brewed in this new device.
03:52I invented it specifically for this.
03:54You have to pour this black powder in here,
03:56which I also invented.
03:58That should be enough.
03:59You pour about a cup of boiling water over it.
04:02The soot now slowly drips into the cup.
04:05That was all.
04:06But be careful!
04:07You have to drink this drink very, very hot.
04:09Cold is ineffective.
04:11Oh!
04:12And drinking it lukewarm causes a hiccup.
04:16Don't do it!
04:17Come here right now and drink it!
04:19Oh, no, no, Gebieter.
04:21There you go again.
04:22I don't want to be a vertical starter.
04:24Drink!
04:25Or I'll put you on my list of recommendations.
04:27Do you want that?
04:36Whoa!
04:39Great!
04:40And what is your name, inventor of the filtered black powder?
04:43Simply Mucke Fucke.
04:44And always at your service, noble Grand Vizier.
04:47I'll take your powder, and of course I'll buy the special device, too.
04:50Best sir!
04:51Well, I need money for the trip home.
04:53Then I'm not dependent on the windmills.
04:55Sir!
04:56Hey, Gebieter!
04:57Can't you hear me?
05:01But don't forget, the drink has to be drunk hot.
05:03Farewell!
05:05All right.
05:06Hello, sir!
05:07What do you want?
05:08Throw up a rope and get me back down to you.
05:11I don't feel like building a nest up here.
05:23Thank you very much, sir.
05:25But we can't walk around like this.
05:26Otherwise we'll be noticed on the way.
05:28You have to complain to me.
05:29Give me a weight, something, so I don't fly up.
05:36My plan is just as devilish as unique genius.
05:39If he drinks the stuff in the club, my worries will disappear.
05:42Oh, I think you should rather drink the miracle potion yourself, Gebieter.
05:45That would save us both a lot of time and work.
05:49You are unimaginative and pessimistic.
05:51You write one for all times behind your lips and you finally notice.
05:53I will become a caliph instead of the caliph.
05:55I will become a caliph!
05:56That's nice, if you really want to.
05:58But I want to rest.
05:59Such a stone is not easy.
06:02No!
06:03Got you!
06:06What are you two mumbling about?
06:08Do we have a stain on our noses?
06:12You invite me to a country party?
06:14What an excellent idea, my good Isnogood.
06:17We take a basket full of delicacies with a schmaus like from Thousand and One Nights.
06:21We can't go too far.
06:23I heard thieves are roaming around here.
06:25You don't have to worry, Your Majesty.
06:27We take hard eggs with us.
06:28Also cold chicken and plenty of bananas.
06:31And at the very end there is a surprise.
06:35But isn't that all a bit too heavy in the stomach, don't you think?
06:38No, no!
06:41You will feel very light and unburdened after eating.
06:44You have never felt so light before.
06:49And let's go!
06:50What does he want with the heavy stone?
06:52Tuniggood loves his comfort.
06:54He wants to sit on it later.
06:56But you, Lord of the Faithful, what are you carrying?
06:59I also love my comfort, my good Isnogood.
07:02Let's not go too far, good Isnogood.
07:04Here a gang of robbers is supposed to pick up travelers.
07:08Here is a good place, Your Majesty.
07:10Don't you think so too?
07:11Go for a walk.
07:12We will cover the table in the meantime.
07:14Very good.
07:15I have something to do anyway.
07:21Don't yelp!
07:22Help me to cover the table.
07:23I can't, sir.
07:24The stone is too hindering.
07:25Why don't you let go of the stone, you brainless fool?
07:30I forgot.
07:31The Caliph is not allowed to see you fly around in the air.
07:34That could happen to him.
07:35Are you done, my good Isnogood?
07:37There he comes.
07:38I'm sorry, I have to let you fly.
07:44Why did you send your servant away?
07:49The droid is too heavy.
07:51He's just bothering us.
07:52Second, it's more comfortable.
07:53Don't you think so too, Pearl of the Orient?
07:56You're right, Isnogood.
07:57Come, I'll show you what I've built.
07:59You and what you've built?
08:04What is that?
08:05What do you think?
08:06A country party without a roof over your head would be too uncomfortable.
08:09No, no, no.
08:10I don't want a roof over my head, but fresh air to breathe under a clear sky.
08:14But what if it rains?
08:16Just remember our picnic in the desert.
08:18Maybe you'd rather sit under a tree.
08:21No tree.
08:22Our tent is in the sky today.
08:23You should feel like you can fly like a bird.
08:28Eat a hard egg.
08:29It's good for your royal flight, Hoheid.
08:33I didn't know how poetic you could be, good Isnogood.
08:37Enough eating, Hoheid.
08:38After this delicious snack, I'll make you a filtered drink.
08:42Filtered drink?
08:43Yes, it's a drink that will give you wings.
08:46Enjoy it.
08:47Thank you, good Isnogood.
08:49Since you have such a poetic vein, I have to tell you a family story.
08:52It's about a thousand and one nights.
08:54On the first night, the enchanted Sheherazade decided...
08:57And on the 212th night, she didn't behave differently.
09:01But when the thousand and first night began...
09:10The thousand and first night, you say?
09:12Come on, drink now!
09:17I did it!
09:18I did it!
09:19I did it!
09:21Why are you looking like that, my good Isnogood?
09:24What?
09:25You're still here.
09:27Don't you feel bad?
09:28Of course I'm still here.
09:30You don't think I would leave you alone, my good Isnogood?
09:34Give me the cup.
09:35I'm afraid it's cold.
09:37The wise man warned me.
09:38The stuff is ineffective when it's cold.
09:40Here's a fresh cup, Hoheid.
09:42No, no, thank you very much.
09:43Drink this drink now!
09:46Fine, if you care so much.
09:48But what about you?
09:50Why don't you drink too?
09:51No, I get heartbeats from it.
09:53I have to admit, you excite me too much.
09:56What are you doing, Hoheid?
09:59I'm just breathing a little.
10:01I don't like to drink hot.
10:03No, don't breathe, drink!
10:06I love it when it's lukewarm.
10:08No way, you drink it hot!
10:11Or do you want a sip?
10:14Drink, I beg you constantly.
10:17He drinks the stuff.
10:19He really drinks it.
10:20Grab him, people!
10:21Bandits!
10:22I have to get rid of him.
10:24There's something in there.
10:26Watch out, people.
10:27One of them wants to get rid of us.
10:30I will get rid of you.
10:32You won't kidnap me.
10:34Never!
10:35What nonsense are you talking about?
10:37The drink was...
10:39The beautiful drink was...
10:41Lava!
10:42It was totally and additionally lukewarm.
10:48Take him with you.
10:49He's disgusting.
10:50We sell him as a slave.
10:55I can't be far away from the palace, can I?
10:59How strange.
11:00From up here, the earth looks really round.
11:03Hey, there's someone floating down there.
11:11What might have happened to my provider?
11:17I can't stand this guy with his drink any longer.
11:20I wonder which idiot will buy it from us.
11:24What if we sold him as a drill?
11:27Drills are in great demand these days.
11:46Oh, no.
11:53That's not it, either.
12:07What was that?
12:09How many times do I have to tell you to knock, you idiot?
12:12I did that.
12:14But if the door is open, it won't make a sound.
12:18Do you hear that, sir?
12:19A whole act of misguided attempts to become a caliph.
12:22I messed up everything.
12:23You should have a genie.
12:29A genie.
12:30I'm doing good.
12:31Oh, Peter.
12:32That's really nice.
12:33I've granted you many wishes in the past,
12:36but I think you're overestimating me in this matter.
12:39Don't be stupid.
12:40I was thinking of a ghost like the one from Aladdin's magic lamp.
12:43A ghost that appears, whispers, and fulfills all my wishes.
12:48A few moments ago, a magician from the magic shop dropped by.
12:52Who is it?
12:53Tell me quickly.
12:55I repeat, what did you just say?
12:57I didn't understand anything.
12:59I heard his name is...
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13:18Ah, he's died.
13:20Now I can see his name again.
13:22His name is Meda from Japan.
13:28Visit my shop and I'll take you to a special place.
13:30May I recommend you one?
13:33A rahat lukum made of pysl?
13:35An exploding water pipe?
13:38A saber made of rubber?
13:40I'm looking for something spiritual with Ginny.
13:43I understand.
13:50Keep looking, merchant. Keep looking.
13:52I'll pay you with my well-known generosity.
13:55Hmm, I have a lot of stuff.
13:58But lots of things without spirit.
14:00Ah, yes. Here I have exactly what you need.
14:04Really? But these are just a few old slippers.
14:07This is not an ordinary pair of slippers.
14:09You only need to rub something like this and...
14:13And?
14:14And the spirit will appear.
14:23Yes, and how can I be of service to you?
14:29And, is this spirit good for anything?
14:32That's up to you.
14:33It limits itself to obeying you, but it works.
14:35You'll see in a minute. I'd like to celebrate.
14:42Done! Well, what do you think of that?
14:45Wonderful! But where did the spirit go?
14:48As soon as he has executed a command, he disappears into the potatoes again.
14:52Here, try it. But don't forget to rub them well.
15:01And how can I be of service to you this time?
15:04Wonderful! I'll take it. How much?
15:08Well, this shoe is very, very fine and smooth, as you can feel.
15:12327,212 piastres for the pair.
15:15Another shoe into the ski, a few laces, and you're stuffed with socks.
15:19What? 327,212 piastres?
15:24You're not typing correctly. You're not quite there, are you? You must be crazy!
15:28I think you really have to be totally out of your mind.
15:30Just a moment, please. There's nothing glued here, but everything is hand-sewn.
15:36He's crazy. Sounds like hammer lifting.
15:39Yes. Genie, listen, I'll tell you my wish. Turn this man into a hammer.
15:50Oh, he's gone under again.
15:53This spirit is a little slug of a hero.
15:55Come on, you're not doing well.
15:58Finally, now I can turn the caliph into anything, into absolutely anything.
16:03A belly pot, a fire hose, a silver cake lifter.
16:07Why?
16:09Oh, I'm not good enough to somehow become a caliph instead of the caliph.
16:12Sir, watch out!
16:18Traffic rowdy, you're to blame alone.
16:21Oh, you rammed my slipper car. You're a wretch.
16:25The slippers! Where are my slippers?
16:27Your slippers? And what about mine?
16:30Calm down, slipper dealer. It was my fault. I'll put them all back on your cart.
16:35That's just right and cheap.
16:47Listen, it's not necessary that you now also tear off each pair individually.
16:51Yes, yes, yes, I do, I do. After all, they all fell into the dust because of me.
17:02I still see a small spot. If you're already doing something, then you're doing it right.
17:06Here is the very last pair.
17:11Yes, what's up?
17:13But who is that?
17:15That doesn't matter to you. You've swung enough slippers now.
17:18Turn him into a stool.
17:36Honor and glory to our great vizier!
17:42I want to get the ghost out of here right now.
17:46Yes, what can I do for you?
17:48Uh, why, sir?
17:50To avoid arousing the caliph's distrust. And it also saves us time.
17:54Yes, yes, sure.
17:57Always come in.
18:07Ah, my good Isenogut, I'm very happy to see you. What do you want with the slippers?
18:12Oh, mighty ruler of all believers!
18:15Your kindness is so great that you allow yourself to hear my words.
18:18I want to crawl in front of you like a worm in the dust.
18:24Uh, uh, Isenogut?
18:26Yes, where did he go so quickly? Simply disappeared.
18:29I wanted to ask him for an idea for the festival that I want to give to my honors.
18:34Ah, please forgive us. That was just a small unfortunate incident.
18:40We'll be right back.
18:42But how did he finish that? That's fabulous.
18:49Do not do well. What would I ever do without you?
18:52Ah, not worth the talk. That was nothing more really.
18:56All right, and now go!
19:01How nice, my good Isenogut, you're back, yes.
19:04Oh, radiant light of the east, forgive me my short absence.
19:08I only wished that I had ...
19:26Oh, but I was lucky that you were there. Do not do well.
19:29All right, let's start again from the beginning.
19:32Please, let's go fishing instead, sir.
19:35What? Fishing? Say that never again to a former rainbow.
19:38Why did you understand?
19:40Oh, where are my slippers?
19:42Oh, uh, I put them in front of your door.
19:49My slippers, where are my slippers? My slippers are gone!
19:53That is not to be taken. They can not have simply dissolved in the air.
19:58Hey!
19:59My slippers! My slippers!
20:02No, these are not mine.
20:06I'd rather clean my shoes myself.
20:11Hmm, what a mess. Honestly, I'm fed up with this slave labor.
20:15Yes, what is at stake this time?
20:18Oh, I want to be a fat pumpkin right away.
20:24Well, are you finally done? Well, the slipper mixer is gone.
20:27But it seems to be ready.
20:30Strange that he just disappeared.
20:33It does not matter, I do not care. I just have to distribute them.
20:36Well, I'll do that now.
20:38Let's go!
20:42And the for you ...
20:48Hmm, strange, I have a few slippers left.
20:51Hmm, the slippers are very nice craft.
20:56Yes, what is at stake?
20:58Help me!
21:02I absolutely need to find Isnogood.
21:04His rainbow number would be an attraction at the festival that I give to my honors.
21:07Oh, there is also Isnogood's friend.
21:10Shall we go looking for him together?
21:12And then I'll bring him his slippers right away.
21:14I do not like it when you leave your seven things around.
21:19Something tells me that we will soon enter a new mistake in this file.
21:24Isnogood!
21:29My slippers, my treasure!
21:31My good Isnogood, so here you are.
21:33I have already searched the whole palace for you.
21:36I want you to be the star ...
21:43... at the festival that I give to my honors.
21:45Is that modern or something? Simply disappearing in this way?
21:50That's why I have to find someone else for my festival to my honors.
21:54And these slippers get a poor man.
21:58Ha, I would not be surprised to hear at some point that one of the stars up there wants to be the sun instead of the sun.
22:28This is no good.
22:30Isnogood!
22:58Isnogood!
23:00Isnogood!
23:05Isnogood!
23:06Auf geht's!
23:09G-g-g-g-good Isnogood!