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00:00I need an idea! I need an idea! Is there anyone who has an idea for me?
00:11I can do it! I finally want to become Caliph instead of the Caliph!
00:15You're not good! Don't you have an idea how I could get rid of the Caliph and put myself in his place?
00:20Oh, you know, sir, I honestly have to say, I'd rather give my tongue to a cat to eat.
00:25Your tongue for a cat? Is a predator a cat? A tiger is also a cat!
00:32The tiger is a man-eater! The Caliph is a man!
00:36That means the tiger is a Caliph-eater! Your idea to organize a tiger hunt is fabulous!
00:42I gave him the idea! A tiger hunt!
00:46I absolutely have to convince the Caliph to go on a tiger hunt with me!
00:55Hopefully I can come up with a good argument for it!
01:08Oh, you, my good Isnogut!
01:11Oh, my good Isnogut!
01:14Master of the faithful! It's just horrible! So tasteless!
01:18Who? What? Why?
01:21Your bed-pillow!
01:24But...
01:26Quiet! I know how you can get a fabulous new bed-pillow!
01:30You know, I rarely get out of my bed!
01:33Come on!
01:35But what are you up to?
01:37A tiger hunt!
01:39Oh, no, no! I don't want to hurt these nice little animals!
01:44These nice little animals, as you like to call them, either devour your bed-pillow,
01:49or have to become good bed-pillows!
01:52What would you prefer?
01:54Eaten-up bed-pillows or a beautiful, brand-new bed-pillow?
01:59I agree with your clean, clear argument! I'll get ready!
02:03We'll meet in front of the palace!
02:10It's not going well!
02:12Well, sir, I don't know. Your plans have always been pretty bad for you.
02:17No, not this time! We'll make the tiger's job as easy as possible!
02:25Oh, man! What's that?
02:27Are you ready? I'm ready, my good Isnogut!
02:31But what are all these people looking for?
02:34These are my bodyguards, my hunters, my drivers, my prey collectors, my elephants, and my...
02:40No, no, no, no, no! With so many people, we'll scare the tiger away!
02:44Oh, yes! We'll scare the tiger away!
02:47Yes, we'll hunt together, and that's good!
02:49You're right, my good Isnogut! Let's go, Holdrio! I'm getting impatient!
02:55I hope he'll get something else soon!
02:59Strange, sir. It almost looks like the plan is working.
03:13That's strange, my good Isnogut. The arrows you gave me don't have a tip at all.
03:18Of course they don't! Should your future bed foreman get holes in them?
03:24You're really thinking about everything, my good Isnogut.
03:32Ah, yes! This is where the tiger has to whine.
03:35Hit the flock, I say!
03:37Is good, sir!
03:39The flock?
03:40Normally, you tie a goat as bait to the flock.
03:43But I think that would be too cruel to the goat.
03:48Oh, you're so good, my good Isnogut!
03:52So this time, you're going to take the goat's role.
03:56Oh, what? Me?
03:58I hit the flock.
04:00Well, finally! Then we can start!
04:03Oh, sir! And don't forget to whine every now and then!
04:07Whine? Oh, all right.
04:11Whine!
04:13We'll get back to safety quickly and come back later.
04:18When everything's eaten up.
04:20Whine! Whine! Whine!
04:26Ah, someone's coming. My bed foreman must be on his way.
04:33Oh no, that's not a tiger at all.
04:36Oh no, that's not a goat at all.
04:38You're really not a tiger, my good man.
04:41Actually, I'm not. I'm a trader and want to go to the market in Baghdad.
04:44But since you're obviously not a goat despite your flock,
04:47why don't you take a look at my goods?
04:50Turbans, slippers, water pipes, bedspreads.
04:54Bedspreads? Oh, show me.
04:56Here, you see. That's top quality.
04:59Import tiger. 12,000 Narevedis.
05:02How about we whine a little?
05:05Sure, why not?
05:07Isnogut the first, the unfavorable Caliph of Baghdad.
05:11That sounds good, doesn't it?
05:13You'll see that this goes wrong. I know that.
05:18Oh!
05:19And again my slum!
05:21I told you so, didn't I?
05:24Ah, I've been waiting for you, my good Isnogut.
05:27We can go now. As you can see, I have my bed foreman.
05:30No, no, no and no.
05:32This bed foreman is by far not good enough for you.
05:35No, no, no and no.
05:37That's the only thing this bed foreman is good for.
05:40No, no, no.
05:41But I think he's pretty. The trader said tiger.
05:44Sir, it says Mare in Japan. What does that mean?
05:48Come, we'll try something else.
05:53What are you doing?
05:55We're building a tiger trap.
05:57That won't work either. A very unnecessary effort.
06:00So, please, if you would be so kind...
06:03What? Me?
06:08When the tiger has entered this cage, you let go of the rope.
06:12The cage closes and the tiger can no longer escape.
06:15You sit in the trap with you.
06:17An excellent trick, my good Isnogut.
06:19We'll be right back.
06:21Yes, is good.
06:23Oh, I forgot to ask.
06:25Do I do Mare, Mare or not?
06:28Oh, you get really sleepy when you wait like that.
06:31My good Isnogut should know that.
06:42No!
06:44No!
06:46Oh.
07:10Now let's see if the tiger has tasted this magnificent treat.
07:14But how do we know that a tiger was here, sir?
07:17We can be sure.
07:19Look, there are lots of tiger tracks everywhere.
07:22That must have been a whole horde.
07:26No!
07:28Oh, it was unfortunately unsuccessful, my good Isnogut.
07:32I didn't see a single tiger.
07:37And besides, I'm getting tired.
07:39I want to sleep. It's time.
07:41That's out of the question.
07:43You're not going to bed
07:45as long as there's no decent bedding in front of you.
07:48Behave yourself!
07:52Sir, I've got everything.
07:54The meat is almost ready.
07:56Well, that's what we were missing.
07:58The right bait.
08:00Liver pastilles, frankfurter sausages,
08:02ham, blood sausages, pepper salami.
08:04And now tell me,
08:06are all these wonderful delicacies for us?
08:09No, this stuff is meant to lure the tiger.
08:12You just have to sit on it and wait.
08:15But...
08:17I'm getting hungry.
08:19Hopefully a tiger will come soon
08:21so that we can finally go eat.
08:23Ah, there he is, I think.
08:26Too bad, not again.
08:28Who in the world are you, huh?
08:31Oh, uh, well, yes, um...
08:33I'm the forester here.
08:35And look what I've found.
08:37Oh, he's so cute.
08:39I'd love to buy him,
08:41but I didn't take my wallet with me.
08:46Listen, I guess I have a good idea for you.
08:51This time I'll tell you,
08:53don't worry, my friend, it worked.
08:55You can already call me Caliph.
08:57Oh, no!
08:59That can't be true!
09:01What's wrong, Caliph?
09:03Isn't he cute?
09:05My good donkey.
09:07That's not true, sir!
09:09I want a tiger with teeth and claws!
09:12A tail, ears and everything!
09:15Caliph!
09:17Just look at what you've done!
09:19You scared him!
09:21Wait, but now...
09:23What's that supposed to be?
09:25We're building another trap.
09:27This time it's certain death.
09:29Oh, I've lost faith in your traps.
09:32Certain death?
09:34You sit on the bottom of the pit
09:36and wait patiently for the tiger to fall on your head.
09:39It doesn't matter how long it takes.
09:41Listen, my good donkey.
09:44Don't bother us.
09:46You can see we're working for you.
09:48I just want to tell you that a tiger is coming.
09:51What?
09:53And he's off already?
09:55Yes, I knew it.
09:57Don't worry, my good donkey.
09:59I'll shoot one of your arrows at him.
10:02No!
10:04No, no!
10:10Got it!
10:14And now?
10:16What should I do now, my good donkey?
10:18Hey, donkey!
10:20Can't you hear me?
10:22Well, the answers are no.
10:24They're probably busy having fun with the bedding.
10:27Then I'll go to the palace and wait for them.
10:32No!
10:34No!