Käpt'n Blaubär - 060. Die Ritter der Tafelrunde
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00:00We want to be a united people of sisters, brothers, I can't be a brother yet, so let's say we want to be a united people of bears, and swear to be faithful forever, and now, knight Greenspan, go against the enemy.
00:30Hurray!
00:32Sing, brother bear!
00:38What's going on here?
00:40Oh, it's you!
00:42My God, and I thought that down here was an earthquake.
00:46We're holding a noble tournament today.
00:49Knight Greenspan.
00:50Knight Geblich.
00:51And free woman Rosa von Orléans.
00:53We're fighting for fame, honor and dinner.
00:56Dinner? What kind of fight is that?
00:59For my loyalty. We're fighting knightly.
01:02According to the rules of the tournament, the knight of the board round.
01:05Yes, first round, fight for the soup, second round, fight for the main course, and third round, for the dessert.
01:13So, so, and who are you fighting against?
01:15Against Albert the Stuffed, knight of the sad face.
01:19Oh, him! Sure, he's my strong opponent.
01:22Almost as strong as the opponent I once had to fight for my dinner.
01:27Tell him, boy, what he has to say.
01:30But speak the truth, and don't lie.
01:32Because if he doesn't speak the truth...
01:34...we'll get a refill for the whole week.
01:37Yeah, yeah, that's good.
01:39So, I was on my way from Ireland to England and was about to take my dinner with me.
01:48I had made myself a good load of Königsberger Klopse.
01:52Königsberger Klopse with capersauce.
01:55Magnificent.
01:56How that alone smelled.
01:59Unfortunately, I wasn't the only one who smelled it.
02:03But also a mean South English sea dragon.
02:07They love to eat Königsberger Klopse.
02:11Anyway, the dragon wanted to take part in my board round.
02:16The only unpleasant thing about it was...
02:19...that these dragons love to eat capersauce...
02:24...Königsberger Klopse as main course...
02:27...and blueberries as dessert.
02:33Seems to me that the old bear is telling us a fairytale.
02:36Oh, so that means you don't believe my story?
02:39We hear the words with pleasure. Only we lack faith.
02:42Nothing can save us from the wrath of a cruel sea dragon.
02:45Well, what can save us?
02:47A fight for dinner according to the rules of the board round.
02:52The dragon agreed immediately.
02:55Because English dragons know how to behave at the table.
02:59So I put on my knight armor...
03:02...and fought the dragon.
03:05Hey, boy! Now we've caught you lying.
03:08Where did the old liar get his armor from?
03:13Well, where did the old liar get his armor from?
03:16Well, I've been looking for it.
03:18Where did I get it from?
03:20He believes that he can use dragon stuff...
03:23...and make his lies believable.
03:26From tin cans.
03:28Yes, from tin cans where the Königsberger Klopse were kept.
03:32I made a beautiful shining armor out of it.
03:38So I went into battle.
03:40But of course I had no chance against the dragon...
03:44...until he suddenly threw a glance at my pale-polished shield.
03:50Well, and then he immediately fell in love with himself.
03:55When I noticed what was going on...
03:58...I threw the shield overboard...
04:00...and the dragon dived afterwards onto the seabed.
04:04And since then he's been sitting down there...
04:07...and making beautiful eyes for himself.
04:10Yes, that's how it was.
04:12And I was able to take my dinner with me in peace.
04:16Well?
04:17Anything to say about the story, you tin comrades?
04:21The boy's skin is itching.
04:23I think he thinks we believe such facts.
04:26Mine is the dessert, says the bear.
04:28Hey, hey! What kind of methods are those?
04:32That's the purest oppression.
04:34Does that apply to the Knights of the Round Table?
04:37No, gramps.
04:38If it's about the dessert...
04:40...we're just normal pirates.