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00:00When is there going to be a ballerina show?
00:19Yes, when is there finally going to be a ballerina show?
00:22The ballerina show is going to start at 12 o'clock.
00:24By me.
00:25Oh no!
00:26And we are only going to watch?
00:28For your delicate ears, the ballerina show is far too dangerous.
00:32The devil knows what can happen.
00:34And who blew up the mailbox of the neighbour's house last year?
00:38We didn't!
00:40That only happened because Heinblöd lit the rocket at the wrong end.
00:46But it was a nice bang.
00:49So we want to bang too!
00:51You are far too young for that.
00:54You can also get a life-threatening shock because of the bang.
00:58Like the pirates of the Bermuda Triangle back then.
01:00Pirates?
01:01Of the Bermuda Triangle!
01:03You can tell that to your hairdresser.
01:05Yes, yes, yes.
01:07A lot of ships have already sunk in the Bermuda Triangle, as you may know.
01:12Sure, it's general education.
01:14Yes, exactly.
01:15And one day I had to go through the Bermuda Triangle.
01:20Well, I was actually on my way to Florida
01:24with a whole load of New Year's presents on board
01:27for the big New Year's party of the president of Disneyland.
01:30And we had to go through the dreaded Bermuda Triangle.
01:35After all, we had already heard enough shower stories
01:38about pirates and ships
01:41that mysteriously disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle.
01:46And suddenly the sky went dark.
01:50But no storm.
01:52Oh no!
01:54Those were sleep mosquitoes.
02:02And you weren't bitten by a mosquito?
02:04No, not me.
02:05That's very strange.
02:07Yes, why didn't you get bitten by a mosquito?
02:10Yes, why not?
02:12Well, that must have been because of my shaving cream.
02:16Because of your shaving cream?
02:19I would love to see what Grandpa looks like when he's shaved.
02:23Like a torn Christmas wreath.
02:25Or a torn New Year's card.
02:28In my case, I only use shaving cream.
02:33But you do owe yourself as a captain.
02:35After all, I was invited to the big New Year's party.
02:39You don't owe anything else.
02:41And all of a sudden, what do you think I saw?
02:45I couldn't believe my eyes.
02:48Such things were coming out of the water.
02:50You know, such things as the U-Boats always have.
02:54And into these things
02:57the sleep mosquitoes suddenly moved.
03:00As if they were sucked in from the inside.
03:03And then these U-Boats appeared one after the other.
03:07It was the dreaded U-Boat Pirate Gang of the Bermuda Triangle.
03:12The U-Boat Pirates work meticulously
03:16with these sleep mosquitoes.
03:19They always let the mosquitoes swarm first.
03:22And when everyone is asleep,
03:24the pirates appear and strike.
03:28What should I do now?
03:31That's when I remembered.
03:34I still had the New Year's stuff on board.
03:37And under it was a whole company of Mexican sleep mosquitoes.
03:43And they were flying around the area in such a way
03:47that the pirates were horrified
03:50and immediately got out of the storm.
03:55And so the Bermuda Triangle was pirate-free.
03:59And the sleep mosquitoes called me Captain Dinamitero Ehrenhalber.
04:06And what about the sleep mosquitoes?
04:09What do mosquitoes do with mosquitoes?
04:12Well, they eat them.
04:14Eat them?
04:15So this story is really not a joke.
04:18Rather a New Year's joke.
04:20Somehow you're missing the spark.
04:22Oh really?
04:23The lords are hard to please again.
04:26In any case, it has been proven how dangerous the shooting can be.
04:30Speaking of spark.
04:37What about this?
04:38Definitely.
04:39Proven.