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00:00♪
00:08Hey!
00:09Uh!
00:09Uh!
00:10Uh!
00:10Uh!
00:11You can't go out with your ball.
00:13You'll become someone else with it.
00:15Watch out, Opie!
00:16Ouch!
00:17That's it.
00:18The ball is confiscated.
00:20But Opie, don't be like that.
00:22We can't do anything about it.
00:24You're too slow to catch a basketball.
00:27Me? Too slow?
00:29Are you talking to me?
00:30Who else?
00:31Pah!
00:32Basketball.
00:33That kind of childish stuff.
00:35Like this?
00:36I used to catch cannonballs with bare hands.
00:38Huh?
00:39Cannonballs?
00:40Impossible!
00:41You'd have to be faster than the sound.
00:43Of course!
00:44I was, too!
00:46And when was that?
00:47When you weren't that fat?
00:49I was a thin herring back then.
00:52It's good to have a fast-food restaurant.
00:56A fast-food restaurant?
00:58Oh, man!
01:00You heard right.
01:02Seamen usually don't have time to eat, right?
01:06Wind and waves never take a break.
01:09But with me, she got something on the table in seconds.
01:13It was a bomb deal.
01:15I could hardly save myself from customers.
01:17On some days, the rush was so intense
01:20that the snake went all around the earth.
01:24Oh, I got them all full.
01:26With time, I became incredibly fast
01:29because of the many exercises.
01:32I was faster than the sound.
01:34But then the thing happened with the goulash Jenny.
01:37Goulash Jenny?
01:39Yes, my toughest competitor.
01:41Yes.
01:43The goulash Jenny was a former pirate
01:47who sold goulash now.
01:49But because all the world came to me,
01:51she suddenly had no more customers.
01:54That's why Jenny was terribly angry with me
01:57and wanted to send me to the bottom of the sea.
02:00They shot at me with 50 cannons.
02:03The world hadn't seen such a ball of rain yet.
02:06But as a fast cook, I became so smart
02:09that I could just pick up the balls from the air
02:12and put them under the lid.
02:15When the pirates ran out of balls,
02:18Jenny just let goulash fill the cannons instead.
02:22See?
02:24That's how she invented the goulash cannon.
02:26The goulash cannon?
02:28Don't you mess it up, grandpa?
02:30The pirates couldn't do any harm with it.
02:33No way!
02:35Jenny cooked the best goulash in the world.
02:38Oh, like the roach.
02:41Simply irresistible.
02:44When all those loads of goulash arrived,
02:47all I could do was
02:49spoon the stuff away at super-fast speed.
02:53Unfortunately, I became pretty sleepy from all the eating.
02:57The pirates took advantage of that, of course,
03:00and dragged me right onto their ship.
03:04Of course, I wanted to run off at super-fast speed,
03:07but I was so full,
03:09I couldn't get away from the goulash.
03:11The pirates laughed at me.
03:14Oh boy!
03:15And since then you've been as lazy as you are today?
03:17How did you escape?
03:19My brain was working at a feverish speed.
03:23And then it occurred to me again.
03:26I'm shuffling.
03:28I had a time loop in my pocket
03:31when I was a football reporter.
03:33You just have to look through it.
03:35Then the time around you becomes so slow
03:38that you almost think you've stopped.
03:41I was able to walk away in complete peace of mind.
03:46Well, that's how it was.
03:48Pfft! No dog balls were picked in the goulash.
03:50Time loop!
03:52That was once again a fistful of lies!
03:55And what if I just demonstrated that to you with the time loop?
04:00Just for that?
04:02Hmm, something like that.
04:04She was just here.
04:06Well?
04:07I don't understand that.
04:09But we'll finally get our ball back now.
04:12Hmm.
04:13Oh, yes, yes.
04:14But be careful this time.
04:16Otherwise I'll make you disappear for good.
04:20Captain!
04:21Kines!
04:22Look what I've found!
04:25Spitzernähe.
04:27Huh?
04:29Hello?
04:31What is it?
04:34Oh, a flying ball!
04:41Great, isn't it?
04:44Never mind.
04:46I'll go if no one tells me what to do.
04:52Huh?
04:53Huh?
04:54Where's the ball?
04:55He was just here.
04:57No idea.
04:58Really?
04:59You know, you made him disappear.
05:01Are you still faster than the ship?
05:03Yes.
05:04But not the well, I don't know.
05:06Dude, he's lying.
05:08Now wait!
05:09Game destroyer, get him!
05:11But, Kines!