Fred's Head - Life Through Rose Colored Glasses
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00:00My dear Fred, I am delighted to have this opportunity to tell you a little bit more
00:08about yourself.
00:09You have a quick temper.
00:13Your pent-up rage is palpable and irrational.
00:16Anger is going to devour you from the inside out, admit it, or it will be your demise.
00:23Okay, fair enough.
00:24Hypothesis has proven to be magnificent.
00:27Can't move too much, lips and eyebrows.
00:37Communicating can sometimes feel painful when coupled with facial reaction.
00:54No signs of aging, faces without wrinkles express something on their own.
01:07Can't move too much, lips and eyebrows.
01:23Can't move too much, lips and eyebrows.
01:34Can't move too much, lips and eyebrows.
01:41Can't move too much, lips and eyebrows.
01:47Can't move too much, lips and eyebrows.
01:57Can't move too much, lips and eyebrows.
02:07Again, I think I've gotten my fill of butchery, thanks.
02:28Hey, knock off the racket.
02:30What is that anyway?
02:32It's nothing.
02:34So gross.
02:37Ah!
02:38Penelope, you spilled your drink on my jeans.
02:41Shh!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:51Ah!
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02:56Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:58Ah!
02:59Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:01Ah!
03:02Ah!
03:03Ah!
03:04Ah!
03:05Stupid!
03:06Hmm?
03:07Hmm.
03:08Uh...
03:09Ah!
03:10As you know, we'll soon be dissecting this semester's first CowsEye students.
03:24As you know, we will soon be dissecting this semester's first cow's eye, students.
03:36So gross.
03:39The cow's eye has covered in a nice thick layer of fat, hmm?
03:45I'd love lots!
03:47Attack, clown!
03:59We do not sleep in science class!
04:01You might think it's deathly boring, but we do not sleep here!
04:15Fred LeBlanc, Ongoing Observation, Section 243, Part 3.
04:30The subject is confused, seems to have passed through the blasé phase and entered into semi-consciousness.
04:36Sad is the clown, for he has no child, no woman to hold.
04:46Not even a gas barbecue to heat his empty soul.
04:51We leave our clown in Krakowie.
04:54Ever the clown, still lonely.
04:57Me!
04:59Um, thank you, Gregory Gilbert Mirowski.
05:03Who wants to go next?
05:06Oh, vampire!
05:08Sharpened fangs, blood, hunger pangs!
05:10Sobbing, broken, frozen, covered in blood!
05:13I'll die in a sea of red!
05:20Paintings of me, silk paintings I see.
05:31Thank you, Annette.
05:33Thank you, Annette.
05:36Fred? Fred, it's your turn.
05:38Let's hear your work.
05:44Silence abounds.
05:46Peace defined.
05:48Nothing at all but for the cries of the armless monkeys!
05:54Morpheus, Morpheus, take me!
05:57Cries of the armless monkeys! He's making a mockery of me and you displayed it in the hall!
06:03Fred's poem is very creative.
06:05All right, I'm the psychologist here, and this poem is a cry for help.
06:10Fred needs psychological counselling.
06:12In my time, there was no counselling.
06:15We had big sticks, and when things got bad, we got the big sticks out.
06:21Fred's depression is contagious.
06:23You can hear it in all the poems.
06:25Sad is the clown. I die in a sea of red.
06:28Under his influence, our students are on the verge of an emotional breakdown.
06:32All except Penelope Trueheart, who wrote a song about teenage love and rainbows.
06:37Unbelievable.
06:39I agree. And the rhymes aren't that good either.
06:41We should impose psychodraconian measures to cut down this epidemic in its prime!
06:47Hmm.
06:54If only you put this much energy into conquering the Feronet!
06:58Throw that thing back into the fires of hell before it takes over your soul!
07:02I'm gonna figure this thing out if it's the last thing I do.
07:05Besides, it sharpens my observation skills.
07:09Sorry, buddy.
07:12It's Fred!
07:16Fred!
07:32Welcome to your new and improved school.
07:34The walls of St Jules are now symbols of the true meaning of life.
07:39Happiness abounds. No more grey skies to dampen our spirits.
07:43The will to live is everywhere! Feel it!
07:47Hmm.
07:52This color makes my heart do somersaults.
07:56Oh, that's why I want to vomit.
07:58I thought it was because of those decomposing frogs from your last film.
08:02Oh no! I think Nino's allergic to the pink paint fumes!
08:07Poor Nino! How awful!
08:09On the bright side, the whole school goes really well with my T-shirt!
08:18Balthazar, try to control your temper around Fred.
08:26My dear friends.
08:28What a mess!
08:30I hope your happiness is abounding.
08:33Look what you've done!
08:34You'll find the cafeteria has a gratifying menu of pre-digested food.
08:37Get on your legs, you freak of nature!
08:40I would like to announce a contest.
08:42The best happy song.
08:44Everybody must participate, so put your happy caps on and start writing.
08:48Thank you.
08:53Claude? Claude!
08:58They want a happy song?
09:00Oh, I've already picked one. That's great!
09:04It's your fault, my monkey runaway!
09:08My fault?
09:13You make me so glad I never ever could be sad!
09:26Claude? Claude?
09:33Claude?
09:48Claude?
09:58What's wrong?
10:00Claude!
10:02We'll never share a banana omelette again!
10:14How will I staple these papers without you?
10:20My precious little Claude!
10:23Where are you?
10:30It is with great oral pleasure
10:33that my mouth introduces you to a new program,
10:36Happy Life with Musical Therapy.
10:41You are exploitation of whales!
10:47Nino's allergic to whale sounds?
10:49I'm allergic to whale sounds!
10:51I'm allergic to whale sounds!
10:53I'm allergic to whale sounds!
10:55I'm allergic to whale sounds!
10:57I'm allergic to whale sounds!
11:03Sorry for not knocking. My head is killing me.
11:06I need a friend to listen to me.
11:08I don't have one, so I thought I might try you.
11:11Sorry, Balthazar, but I'm much too busy with more important things,
11:14like people with real problems.
11:16Ms. Worry Not, we are here to officially demand
11:19that you stop your new program, Happy Life.
11:22You are exploiting the poor whales!
11:24Your air raid siren's killing our brain cells!
11:26And poor Nino is allergic to that rose-colored paint!
11:29Down with the poor!
11:31Down with the poor!
11:33My poor children, you don't have any idea what is good for you.
11:39Our friend Nino is merely breathing in the joys of being alive.
11:46Goodbye.
11:51Friend, I have decided that my firstborn,
11:53be it a boy or a girl, shall be called Rose.
11:57You're ignoring me even as I discuss the potential fruit of my loins?
12:02Oh, Gigi, I'm so exhausted.
12:04There's no solution. I can't take it anymore.
12:09I knew it! The subject is at bottom!
12:12I am a genius!
12:17My poor sunshine! How could that happen?
12:22Sir, because of Fred's influential depression,
12:24all the students are now suffering.
12:26To forget about their sorrows, they must be constantly amused,
12:30eat like pigs and sleep all morning.
12:33But all teenagers are like that, aren't they?
12:36Ta-ta-ta.
12:39Oh, no!
12:41Mother is hyper-emotional,
12:43no doubt partially responsible for depressed vegetative state of subject.
12:51Oh!
13:03The madness continues.
13:05She told my parents I should stop making horror films.
13:07Young lady, there is a risk of social disturbance
13:10if these films are shown to students with fragile psyches.
13:13True, true.
13:15The only thing this knife is cutting is my appetite.
13:17Guess what?
13:19He has to keep his shirt on so he doesn't give the other students complexes.
13:24You make me so glad
13:27I never ever could be sad
13:35You are the hottest girl I know
13:38Like all the colours of the rainbow
13:41You're big and clean and bold
13:48Hey!
13:51What is she doing here?
13:54Mom?
13:56Oh, sunshine, you're depressed.
13:58I'm going to do all I can to help you.
14:00Huh? I'm not depressed.
14:02You're in denial. That's worse.
14:04Wake up!
14:05You are a born leader.
14:07You are a big influence on people.
14:09Luckily, the new program called Happy Life is going to save you.
14:13This pink colour must be doing everyone a world of good.
14:18Help!
14:20Don't forget that the compulsory euphoric yoga course
14:23has now permanently replaced basketball.
14:30Worry not.
14:31Why on earth would you tell my mother that I'm depressed?
14:34I'm tired, that's all.
14:36Now, please, return the school back to normal.
14:38Now, now, you are depressed.
14:40You walk around like a veritable zombie.
14:42You've contaminated the mental health of the whole school.
14:45You have to go back to being a normal teenager,
14:48open to others, energetic, loving,
14:50looking forward to every new day.
14:52When you've proven to me that you've become that teenager,
14:55then I will return the school to its former state, Fred LeBlanc.
14:58Bye-bye.
15:00This is all because of Fred?
15:03Claude? Are you OK?
15:05Claude!
15:11This puzzle has ruined your health,
15:13your social life, and any chance at prospective noctuals.
15:16I'd better do something before I'm hated by the whole school.
15:19Too late.
15:20Fred, do you have an ounce of social conscience in you?
15:23Neato's health is deteriorating faster than the ozone layer.
15:27You're right, Soya.
15:29We need a bright, earth-conscious individual
15:31to organize a demonstration. Know anyone?
15:33Leave it to me. Gotta go.
15:36Let's all talk this to me.
15:44No, no, no!
15:48Promise me that you'll never touch a cigarette,
15:51any drugs, or Chinese puzzles.
16:08How are you this morning?
16:13My puzzle!
16:14I gave it back to Madam Butterfly.
16:16Miss Worry-Not said it was having a negative influence on your mental health.
16:20Come on, you're not gonna die.
16:35No!
16:38The only thing that'll help me is to solve that stupid puzzle.
16:42And now I'm late for school.
16:48I, uh, I'll unchain you when your outlook is rosier.
16:52Mom, have you lost your mind?
16:54No, you have.
16:56Oh, I'll be right back.
17:02Sunshine, I brought you some of your favorite bagels.
17:08Oh, poop!
17:12Madam Butterfly?
17:17Look, Fred, my dead husband has come back.
17:20When I stopped playing with that puzzle,
17:22I regained control of my life and I cleared my mind.
17:25Right, dear?
17:28Come here, you.
17:30I think you could be of some help to me.
17:40Fred?
17:43No!
17:45My sunshine!
17:47Look what I brought!
17:49Down with happiness! Down with happiness!
17:52My dear Anemone, I'm not sure I can help you.
17:56Anemone, I'm not sure the students are appreciating
17:59your new program, Happy Life.
18:01Oh, come, come now.
18:03It takes time for my program to take effect.
18:05Down with happiness!
18:16My sunshine! Come back!
18:19The Happy Life program must be stopped!
18:22We refuse to work in line
18:24in a road-covered mountain or wall!
18:26Let our hormones determine our moods!
18:29Leave our wills and our salons
18:31permanent to exploitation!
18:37Fred, stop!
18:43Sorry, but this is an emergency.
18:53You're hyperventilating!
18:56Breathe into this paper bag, like this.
18:59Calm down, you old coot!
19:01Down with happiness! Down with happiness!
19:05Down with happiness!
19:07Calm down!
19:11Fred LeBlanc's depression has affected all of you gravely!
19:16Is Fred with you?
19:19No! Where are you? I can't go on!
19:25Claude, stop! Come here!
19:31Mr. Fred, your need for attention is in for a time.
19:40Claude, Claude, come here!
19:49Oops.
19:50Claude! My sweet little Claude!
19:52I can't go on living without you!
20:12I found your monkey.
20:14He's having a little nap.
20:19Oh!
20:25So you're the one that kidnapped my Claude, you cretinous goon!
20:34I think Fred is giving you your proof.
20:36He's shown that he's dynamic and positive.
20:38He is on a roof!
20:40I know desperation when I see it.
20:42But he saved Balthazar's life
20:44and even managed to return his little pet monster.
20:48Aww.
20:49I didn't even know it was lost.
20:51Well, I think I've proven that the measures you imposed on the students
20:54did absolutely nothing to improve their mental health.
21:00I don't know if you're sound, but at least you're safe, my sunshine.
21:03I haven't finished with you, Fred.
21:06Are you sure?
21:11Miss Worry-Not, I'd like to give you a little something
21:14to thank you for all you've done for the students here at St. Jude's.
21:18A Chinese puzzle? What an intriguing idea.
21:21You're a very complex being, Fred LeBlanc.
21:24Why did you cancel the program?
21:27My beautiful song was going to win.
21:30I think I'm falling into a depression.
21:34Ah!
21:42What makes one person sad makes a shrink quite happy.
22:04I'm sorry.
22:06I'm so sorry.
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