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00:00It's just hard. All right, because I'm I'm a little fish in a big pond a
00:07really big pond
00:08the ocean
00:13I'm a nobody. I want some of that. Mrs. Sanchez what?
00:24It'll know that
00:26At the top of the reef where does somebody's live
00:34Want to be rich and famous like them but
00:39Stuck down here
00:41well
00:42What's wrong with down here?
00:45I'll tell you what's wrong with down here
00:48Remember my dad he worked at the wash his whole life
00:57He was the number one tongue scrubber
01:03Every year for 25 years
01:09To me working at the wash is the coolest job in the ocean
01:17But then I learned something I will never forget
01:26a
01:36Dad was the greatest but nobody loves a nobody
01:44I'm what I want to be a somebody
01:47Oscar
01:49You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be a somebody
01:57What's the difference if I don't pay mr. Sykes back by tomorrow
02:03Dead anyways
02:08Wait here
02:11You
02:25What was this a
02:31Pink pearl. Mm-hmm. Where'd you get that? My grandmother gave it to me
02:40She said it started from a tiny grain of sand
02:46But then after a while
02:49It grew into something
02:52beautiful
02:56Dreams can begin small too. No, uh-uh. No, I couldn't
03:03It'll get you the money you need from mr. Sykes
03:10I
03:17Don't want to have to say it again, you know, you're really giving me Agile
03:22You know that I don't know how else to say this to you Lenny. You see something you kill it you eat it period
03:28Thanks. That's what shogs do. That's a fine tradition. What's the matter with you your brother Frank?
03:36He's a killer he's beautiful he does what he's supposed to do wipe your face
03:44Well you
03:47I'm hearing things
03:50You you gotta understand when you look weak it makes me look weak I know I can't have I'm sorry
03:58Lenny Lenny look at me
04:01Look at me
04:02This hand over the business is for you it's for both ears
04:07You're acting like you don't even want it. I
04:11Need to know that you can handle that
04:21Right here in front of me now eat this
04:24Oh
04:26Yeah, oh
04:27Gee, thanks pop. Here's the thing
04:31I'm on a diet and I read an article about these shrimps. They're not good for you
04:37I'll tell you no, you know how many calories are in one of those shrimps a
04:42Lot
04:54Oh
05:24I'm not asking you anymore. I'm telling you eat it
05:54Go now let's look and go get out of here. You're free now. Go on go go. Thank you. You're a good person
06:08Come on fellas
06:10I
06:20Could handle the reef it's not a problem. No
06:23We're gonna do this as a family
06:26Frankie I want you to take Lenny out show him the road. Come on, son
06:31You're gonna learn how to be a shark
06:33Whether you like it or not
06:41I
06:43Kid better show up or he's dead meat just said it weren't boss
06:48Turn a big old envelope full of money
06:51Give it to mr. Sykes
06:55Are you sure about this train a friend of mine tip me off the race is rigged
07:03Well, what's the horse's name?
07:05lucky day
07:11Oh
07:18No, wait, remember what Angie said remember what Angie said
07:27Dreams can begin small you just have to bet it all
07:40Oh
07:47Lucky day to win
07:49That's 201
07:51That would pay a million clamps. Well, I guess that makes me
07:56Oscar
07:57the millionaire
08:10I
08:41You got a name
08:45You want to tell me what it is
08:49Well, mine's Lola
08:59So
09:02Lola my name's
09:05My name is Oscar, sweetie
09:10mrs. Sanchez
09:16Hey, so Oscar and I was starting to think you skipped out on me Sykes. Hey. Oh, I see you
09:25Already on your way to the concession stand. Hey, you mind bringing us back some drinks. You're touching. That would be great, man
09:32Thanks. Oh and bring back some of them little wiener thing. You mean the one with the toothpicks?
09:38Don't listen to him one Lola, let me escort you to
09:41My box your box his box. You can't even afford the gum under the seats
09:47He just laid five grand on lucky day. I think he can afford
09:52anything he wants
09:55Five grand my five grand it was no it was another five
10:01Pay me back and you bet it anyway
10:04Give me that Sykes clearly. I've made a mistake. No, no wait Lola
10:11Deep down. I'm really superficial and don't get me wrong. You're cute
10:18You're a nobody
10:22Oscar you cute, but you're a nobody
10:26Wait Lola, come back. I'm not a nobody
10:35You are unbelievable you're in trouble up to your gills and still you're asking for more, huh? Now go on get in here
10:43Oscar you better pray that this horse of yours comes through
10:485,000
10:49Hey, hey, hey, hey out of my seat you out of my seat
10:53unbelievable
10:54Unbelievable sit tight and watch the race with your good eye
11:04Oh
11:16Don't sweat it man. He does this all the time. He just
11:34See biscuit by length lucky day. We're all behind the back
11:49Around the final turn
12:04Lucky day
12:34Oh
12:57Yo, that was crazy, right
13:00I mean everything set. It's a lot. We good to go. We're in the money and he trips
13:07underwater
13:08who in
13:10Halibut trips underwater and by the way
13:17Hey, I want you to find the deepest darkest hole in the ocean and when you do dig deeper and
13:29Deeper and deeper
13:32Sorry kid, it's nothing personal. It's just business
13:36Oh
13:57This is how you sing it Oscar, yeah
14:00Sykes you like your man
14:06Sykes is not
14:16Why is it that my locks can sting other people but they have no effect on me
14:22You
14:33You made a joke good one, man
14:39Fire
14:44Frankie you know, I can't do this Lenny if you want to make pop happy
14:48You gotta kill something or I could find a very old sick fish and just wait
14:54It's getting around your thing the other day at the restaurant
14:57You know how fish talk bit a bit bit about this that the other then how you doing boom get about it
15:03You're dead. Okay, seriously, I can't understand wise guy. So you'll have to be more specific
15:10Oh specific you want specific be a shark for once in your life
15:14Oh
15:17Lenny forget about it. Okay, we do a couple of practice runs by the Bing, but a boom pops happy
15:24You're a shark life goes on a beach
15:27Okay
15:28Okay, Kapish. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa bingo
15:34Right there deadhead you see TV dinner don't get no easier than this
15:40All right. Come on. I
15:42Hear the tiger
15:45Frankie I can do this
15:47What if I can't do this then don't bother coming home good point
15:52All right
15:54Hit them in the tail again
16:12Guys guys, don't leave me alone. Come on. There could be sharks out here
16:42Oh
16:44Do me a favor, don't you me? I'm not for that. I'm not gonna eat you
16:50Oh, come on, don't do the whole head trip thing with me. Listen to me. Don't move until I tell you
16:55Oh
17:07Look I'm just pretending so you can get away when I turn around you take off
17:13Tastes just like chicken
17:17Mmm
17:21What did I tell you I'm sorry I didn't get it you want me to go now
17:26Just go. That's it. I've had it up to here
17:34Hurry swim
17:55Oh
18:13Let me is that you I'm here Frankie
18:17Come closer. Yes. What is it? I'm so cold. That's just because we're cold-blooded
18:25Wow
18:40This is all my fault, I'm so sorry
18:48How am I ever gonna explain this to pop
18:55Oh
18:57Don't pay me protection
19:26Sikes the deal is off that shark. I killed was done
19:29Lino's son. I know ain't it great not if he finds out. What do you mean find out?
19:35I've got him on the phone right now. That's right. Lino. I got the shark slayer right here in front of me
19:43And he's gonna slay you and all your sharks
19:49Hey, hey, that's good, that's good. I like that. Shut up, you know
19:55Oh
19:59Yeah, he's right here
20:03Shut up
20:05Shut up, you don't tell me shut up. I tell you shut up. What?
20:11Let me have a pie with everything on it. Yeah, chauvies meatballs mushroom. Oh god. Oh, hi boss
20:18What are you doing working in a pizza joint?
20:22But I'm hungry
20:24My guys are coming for you shark slayer, they're gonna tear you Finn from Finn
20:32Come on now, who's your pup daddy? How it takes care of you, huh? Yeah, come on you two
20:41Thanks, oh look you got it all wrong. We're gonna write songs about you kid. Oh the shark bites
20:49with his teeth dear
20:52Then Oscar so I kicked his butt
20:57Come on maybe I can help
21:01Hey
21:03Lola, what are you doing here? You should be popping up sometimes places. Well, you said to wait
21:10So
21:16Look I don't have a lot of time for the whole hand clapping making the lights go off music playing in the dark
21:24Thing, you know, what are you afraid of?
21:30I ain't afraid of nothing
21:32Oh
21:36Yeah, you know, I've really been stressed lately, you know, just protecting the reef, you know, I do that by myself, you know
21:45It's crazy. It's just too much
21:48Piling. Yeah, you know just one thing on top of the other. We're actually
22:02Oh
22:25Angie was right. I am a joke
22:32Hey shark slayer
22:34Why are you out here? All your friends are inside
22:40Not all my friends you mean that little bottom feeder from the whale wash
22:46Forget about her
22:48She's a nobody. No, I'm the nobody. Oh
22:55Let me guess
22:57She told you that she loves you. Is that it?
23:03I mean, it's not like you feel the same way about her
23:19You know what I don't think this is gonna work out wait, are you dumping me?
23:25Oh
23:31Let me explain something to you
23:55I
24:10Gotta find Angie. I need to tell her I love her
24:15I
24:24Get a whale of a watch and the price about the phone and the price is
24:29very very low
24:32Considering how good the wash is good one early how many times do I have to tell you?
24:36It's gosh, you get a whale of a wash and the price. Oh my god
24:40I'ma get it. My man gets it. Well wash her eyes at gosh
24:50Sighs where's Angie? You tell me we'll wash you get a whale of a wash. Oh, yeah. It's for you. Huh?
24:59Hello
25:01Yeah, who's this it's Luca the octave I mean
25:05Forget about it now. You follow these instructions to the letter like okay
25:10Wow cabinet top drawer. There's a package get it
25:17That's right tough guy we got your girl
25:21Now there's gonna be a sit-down in one hour. Who is it?
25:27Be there if you don't want to see her sleeping with the fishes
25:32The dead ones now nod your head if you understand
25:41Now tell me if you're not at your head I
25:45Nodded
25:49They got Angie and they want to sit down
25:53I've never met for anybody get hurt is especially not Angie
25:58This is all my fault. That's the classic move. I've seen it a thousand times
26:03They take the thing you love the most and then they use it against you
26:11Oh
26:12We got to go to that sit-down and we got a saver. Whoa. Whoa, whoa
26:16Look, I want to save Angie too, but I can't just waltz in there and say hi pop
26:21I'm a dolphin Lenny and my friend the shark slayer. Here's a fake fake. Come on. We're gonna need a better plan than that
26:30This is a joke right this is a joke because you know, I told Lino
26:41I'm sorry Sykes. I'm not
26:51But the sharks don't know that
27:10Oh
27:27Will you stop screwing around this will never work we're dead we're dead
27:31Thank You Sykes
27:33Thank you. And my man Sykes
27:37has just
27:39Begged me
27:40Not to myrtle eyes all y'all up in here. All right now I might listen to him
27:48And that depends on the individual behavior of all the individuals in here
27:55Individually, hey, ain't that right?
27:59Look she got down and muscle my uncle feel got whacked by one of those. All right
28:05Which one of you sardines called this meeting?
28:09That would be me
28:13So
28:15This is the shark slayer. I've been looking forward to meet you. I feel like we're practically family
28:22You know that funny ain't I brought my kids into the world
28:28full of love and care
28:31And you took him out
28:33You know who I am do you know who I am?
28:39I'm the Don the boss of the great white shark. Hey boss. I saved your seat
28:47I've been running this reef since before you was born
28:51And if you thought a guy like me can't get to a guy like you
28:56Guess what?
28:58You're thought wrong
29:01Oh
29:06Man you the one who's wrong. I barely even know that girl. What's your name? Miss? Oh
29:13Yeah, well I say he's bluffing
29:19My lord if I wasn't married, how you doing pretty lady
29:26Lola
29:28We meet again
29:30You know shark slayer
29:32There's only one thing I like better than money
29:37Revenge Oh
29:40I'm in love your shark slaying days are over and there ain't nothing you can do about it
30:00Oh
30:10You got nothing nothing Sebastian take her out
30:22Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan can't touch this Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan
30:30Oh
30:32Stop
30:35Okay
30:36new rules
30:38Nobody I repeat nobody makes a move without my okay. I am the Panama Canal
30:45baby from now on everything
30:48Flows through me. Huh? What'd he do? What'd he do? I can't see it. You don't lose it, too
30:53You don't run one back without my okay, okay
30:57Okay
31:00You don't wipe that boogie without my okay. Okay. Okay. All right, and you don't say okay without my okay
31:08Okay
31:13Okay, thank you all for coming good meeting we gotta go oh and one more thing
31:16What is with all y'all living in the love boat?
31:20Oscar y'all supposed to be the mob get yourselves a real hideout
31:26Oscar and take a good look Lino. It's over. Yeah. Oh
31:51Excuse me
31:55Okay, I
31:58Couldn't take it the taste was killing me. Hey
32:05Is that you
32:10You're alive. Oh, I thought I lost you
32:16What are you wearing? Huh? What is that?
32:25Oh
32:40Hey boss, it's Lenny he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognize him
32:45But now he's not wearing a disguise. So we do recognize him
32:51Hi, pop, are you kidding me?
32:54Are you kidding me? Are you out of your mind?
32:58Do you have any idea how this looks?
33:01This is the best sit-down. I've ever been to
33:05What do you do with this guy? He took out your own flesh and blood
33:09Frankie pop just listen nothing. You never take sides against the family ever
33:15Hey, Don Lino, sir. Listen, it's not his fault
33:21Oh
33:27Let's finish this shot slayer or we're about to
33:50Oh
34:13Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble today
34:20And the shark slayer has done it again
34:50I
35:15Lied
35:16What?
35:18And I'm not a real financial advisor
35:24Okay
35:26It was an anchor to kill Frankie I
35:30Didn't have anything to do with it. And neither did Lenny. Well, then if that was true, why did you run away?
35:37Because you always wanted me to be like Frankie
35:41I'll never be the shark. You want me to be?
35:45What is your problem?
35:48So your son likes kelp so his best friends of fish so he likes to dress like a
35:55Dolphin, so what?
35:59Everybody loves him just the way he is
36:04Why can't you
36:09Don't make the same mistake that I did I didn't know what I had until I lost it
36:19I
36:25Get me out of this so I can hug my kid and tell him I'm sorry
36:40To be you
36:42I
36:45Love you son, no matter what you eat or how you dress
36:52Oscar Angie
37:04Angie I
37:07Wish I knew now what I knew then I mean, I wish you knew
37:12What I knew that I mean before this
37:17Mind your business. I just emotional and it's pressure
37:23What I'm saying I just I
37:26Didn't need the top of the reef
37:29Everything I wanted was right there in front of me
37:34the whole time
37:36Well, what about?
37:37being a somebody
37:40I'm nobody without you
37:56Not helping Oh
38:00Come here your big dumb dummy head
38:10I never told you to this, but you're the best henchman a guy ever had. Come on group hug
38:20Come sides try again, man, don't free come. Oh forget it the moments gone. So, uh
38:27Lino
38:29Don
38:31We cool, right? I mean like the reef is safe. We don't walk the streets, you know without
38:36You know