Amnesia- Abduction [Custom Story] Part 8 - PIGGEH!
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00:00Alright, welcome back to Amnesia Abduction.
00:07My name's Piggy, I'm excited.
00:10Let's go PewDiePie.
00:11What?
00:12Alright, let's go.
00:13Let's go.
00:14Yeah!
00:15I'm pumped!
00:16I'm pumped!
00:17Let's go.
00:18I'll just lay here while you go and loot, alright?
00:20Yeah, it's on me, in the lab.
00:25I'm a dead pig.
00:26You got a problem?
00:27No, there's no problem.
00:29Okay.
00:36Welcome back to...
00:38Ah fuck, don't close the door.
00:41Sorry Piggy.
00:42I mean, I'm Piggy.
00:43But, wait.
00:44Yeah.
00:45Yeah.
00:46Yeah.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Fuck, I don't feel like I'm funny today.
00:58Welcome back to some Amnesia Adoption Part 8 I think, we're gonna go here and I got Piggy
01:08with me, yeah!
01:09I'm back, and my ass is flopping in the air, yeah!
01:12Wait, let's pick him up like this, sorry, sorry Piggy, no it's okay, it's cool, I'm fine,
01:18yeah!
01:19Yeah, let's go, I'm excited, yeah!
01:21Woo!
01:22Woo!
01:23Woo!
01:24Don't scream Piggy, the monster can hear you.
01:27Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I get excited sometimes, you should know that.
01:31I'm trying to find a way out, I don't remember where I came from, and it seems that a lot
01:38of people are upset about the fact that I really can't locate, well, are you throwing
01:47me around Piggy?
01:48I mean, I'm Piggy, what?
01:50I really can't find the fucking exit even though I tried, okay Piggy, where is he?
01:56I'm gonna leave Piggy here for a second, alright.
01:58No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, I understand.
02:01I really need to find the exit, without like, I don't know, I don't know, maybe it's there?
02:09It's so difficult when it's dark, I can't see anything, oh, here it is, where did I put
02:14Piggy?
02:15I'll leave Piggy there for a minute, and we're gonna go over here, and I have Ezio with me,
02:26yes, until I find Stefano at least.
02:28Dancing on the table, yeah, dancing on the table, yeah, yeah, yeah, 360, I mean, okay,
02:37so, you guys suggested that I took water from the fountain, let's see if that works, if
02:47it doesn't work, then you guys are gonna look like idiots, because I got like 5 messages
02:51about it, it's like, hey, I have a suggestion, maybe, Ezio, Ezio, stay there, ah, I'm disappointed,
03:02alright, that'll have to do, Ezio likes to show his crotch to you guys, he thinks, yeah,
03:09who's the, nah, see, I got like 5 messages, like, hey, you're an idiot, water from the
03:19fountain, how can you not realize, yeah, who's the idiot now?
03:25That means pretty much I don't trust you, that means pretty much I don't really know
03:30where to go, or what to do, I don't trust anyone in this game, but there was a lever,
03:40right?
03:41I thought, something about a lever that I missed, so I guess we can go there, but it's
03:47so dark, and scary, and I don't know what to do, and then I have to go and get the,
03:56derp, it's fire, derp, derp, it's fire, I wanna try that, derp, it's fire, it's so weird,
04:06let's go to the storage, are you with me, Ezio?
04:10He wants to show his genitals, here we go, mmm, I hope Piggy's back at least, uh, barrels,
04:20no, but seriously, there was supposed to be a lever here somewhere, I swear on my penis,
04:30where's the lever, oh yeah, we took the key, and then we went in here, right, yeah, yeah,
04:36yeah, I'm a genius, I understand, then we went in here, and there was like a monster,
04:43and there was like deadly shovels and stuff, but they're not deadly right now, mmm, I don't
04:55know, where to go, maybe here, where's the dead pig, where is it, oh yeah, that's there,
05:06I've already been in here like 5 minutes, it's hard to orient when you can't see where
05:11you're going, I'm just saying, okay, I've been here 2 seconds ago, and that's where
05:17I came from, maybe over here, right, there's supposed to be, I found the lever, yes, yes,
05:28but, alright, oh, pigs, more pigs, Piggy, you have cousins, yay, yay, I'm not Piggy,
05:35I'm Julius, yes, Julius, that's my name, you got a problem with my name, you think I named
05:42Pig King, I don't even know what I'm talking about, yay, you see this lever, I can't believe
05:47you missed it, I do chill here, right, but where do we put the lever, that's the question,
05:54I think it's in this room, look how dark it is, holy crap, where do we put this lever,
06:09in your moms, nevermind, maybe here, that helps actually, I feel much better, but still,
06:21nowhere to place the lever, where's Piggy, I miss Piggy, miss Piggy, I'm fine, no but
06:30seriously, lever, why is it so difficult, when it's hard, that's what she said, come
06:40on, maybe there's nothing about this lever, yeah, there it is, I'm a genius, but I want
06:53Piggy with me, yes, I need Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, not in here, where's Piggy, Piggy, Piggy,
07:09not that Julius guy, he's a douche bag, I left him here, didn't I, I thought I left
07:15him there, oh well, alright, Julius, it's me, alright, no, wrong voice, I'm Piggy, I'm
07:23excited, look how excited I am, I'm flopping my butt in your face, uh-uh, you like that
07:28pity, you like my butt in your face, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, I know you like
07:33it, I know you like it, uh-uh, actually I don't like it, please don't do that, alright,
07:38I'll just float over here, I'm excited, I'm excited, let's go, let's go to the place where
07:46the lever was, I'm floating around because I'm a dead pig, uh-uh, uh-uh, I'm a snake,
07:52I'm a snake, you thought I was a pig, you thought I was a pig, no, I'm a snake, look, I'm a
07:56snake, alright, I think it was in here, yeah, I'm a snake, I'm excited, yeah, yeah, snakes,
08:04whoa, did you see that backflip, holy shit, that was, how the heck did I do that, I made
08:10a fucking backflip and jumped on him, okay, here it is, are you scared, you scared, you
08:16scared, you scared me, you scared me, I understand, alright, you dragged upwards, stupid asshole,
08:20you did it like two seconds ago, sorry Piggy, no, I'm not Piggy, I'm gonna do this, I think
08:25that was funny, I think, I'm a snake, I'm a pig snake, uh-uh, uh-uh, I know you like
08:33it, I know you're excited, you see that teeny bug, Piggy, you see it, Piggy, hey, don't
08:39touch my butt, I'll push you backwards, alright, sorry, sorry Piggy, I mean, I'll just call
08:43you Piggy because it's too complicated, I'll leave you here for a second, alright, because
08:47I need to move around and shit, that's cool, just leave me, I'll, I'll leave you some bread
08:55so it's okay, here you go, everyone is happy, uh-huh, oh, good, but there's gotta be something
09:07I'm picking up, what's that sound, oh, it goes back right away, there's definitely something
09:18in here, I'm just gonna perform some surgery on Piggy, hiya, sorry Piggy, no, it's cool,
09:26bucket, bucket, bucket, yes, yes, yes, why are you so excited, why, why, okay, but now
09:37we know what to do at least, I think that we'll leave Piggy here for now, no, it's cool, just
09:42leave me, I'm a snake, I'll just lay here in my sexy position, my sexy position, and
09:48I'll wait for Miss Piggy to show up, alright, good, so now we can take water from the fountain,
09:56oh, fuck, I need you Piggy, I'm just kidding, I need you Piggy, I need you, I need you,
10:00I need you, I need you, I'm scared too, you know, I might be a pig and a snake, but I
10:05get scared too, alright, let's go, open the lever, but don't, okay, don't open it right
10:11now, I said don't open it, okay, it's cool, it's cool, I'll take this one for you Piggy,
10:20hey monster, monster, oh, fuck, fuck, okay, Piggy, you're on your own, what the fuck am
10:29I doing, okay, oh, oh, oh, don't look at him, don't look at him, oh, oh, Piggy, do it for
10:39me, oh, I hope we can't break that door, Piggy is a fucking hero, Stefano left me, Piggy
10:49is a fucking hero, he's fighting with him, or making out, is he cheating on me, Piggy
10:57is cheating on me, Piggy, what are you doing, ah, ah, fucking leave already, okay, maybe
11:09I don't trust him, ah, ah, okay, it's good, forget it, it's stolen, Piggy, I want you
11:27to know that we didn't make out or anything, it's cool, like, he wanted to do stuff with
11:31me and I was like, no, no, I'm pretty bad, I don't want to, but he, like, touched me
11:36and stuff, anyway, it's okay, Piggy, I understand, I know, but I want to be, I want it to work
11:41between us, so I want to, I want to be sure that, you know, you know, don't you think
11:48I'm sexy, hmm, when I'm floating around on the floor like this, you think I'm sexy, I
11:54think I'm pretty sexy, it's dark now, you know what that means, it's makeup time, come
12:00here and kiss me, Piggy, just a little, no, I don't want to, I know his lips have been
12:04all over you, but come on, Piggy, come on, he just touched me a little, I might have
12:09liked it a little, but, you know, you know my heart is only for you, I should stop, like,
12:13I'm fucking, I'm leaving you, Piggy, you cheated on me, no, come on, Piggy, come back to me,
12:21I know you love me, you're so sexy, let's go, ah, back to the water fountain, I think
12:31it's this way, holy shit, I found the way, let's see, I don't need Piggy, ah, come on,
12:40it's pretty fucking retarded that you can't use a glass jar to get water, but you can
12:44use a bucket of wood, I mean, a glass jar would be more effective, just saying, just
12:52saying, holy shit, I need to go soon, it's time.