Amnesia- Abduction [Custom Story] Part 3

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00:00Oh. I thought there was nothing in here first. I was like, god damn.
00:07So I have to run back again?
00:11But I don't wanna!
00:14At least we have this extremely sexy torso.
00:18I would eat myself, but...
00:20Perhaps another day.
00:22Look at that hairy chest. Om nom nom.
00:24Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
00:27Why should we throw it?
00:30Get it, boy!
00:33Are you shitting me?
00:36Eat it! Don't eat me, please!
00:42What's he doing?
00:44Is he busy reading my book?
00:49Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Don't eat me!
00:51AAAAAAH! EAT THE TORSO!
00:55Why? The torso had a hairy chest.
01:00How could he resist?
01:02Stay out of the water. Why thank you.
01:05Oh, you have gotta be kidding me. Thank god I have the key.
01:11MMD jumps, as usual. No problem.
01:15360s. Holy shit.
01:17I don't even know what I'm doing. Get up!
01:21That's what she said.
01:23Holy shit, that was MLG. I jumped over him.
01:29Ah, fuck. The wrong direction, of course.
01:36Ah, not MLG.
01:41So MLG. Freaking triple jump. Holy shit.
01:44Up! Up, up, up, up.
01:48Come on, dude.
01:52Alright, I'm done. I'm so fucking done with this place.
01:56Holy shit.
02:05Oh, thank god.
02:07Very nice calming music.
02:12I recognize this place.
02:14And they even left me a note.
02:16When the eagles see blue and the lions see red, one drop of blood shall reveal the path of the penis.
02:22Alright, sounds reasonable.
02:26Can we make out? I stopped when I wanted to make out. What an asshole.
02:31And now he continues.
02:33Really?
02:35Really?
02:38What an asshole. Seriously, though. I just want to make out.
02:47I don't trust you.
02:49Let's go in here, I guess.
02:51This will be the last room I play for today.
02:54They have a lot of fucking dining halls.
02:57It's locked. Perhaps a penis room holds the key.
03:02Maybe this one.
03:10What do I have here?
03:11Cellar. That sounds great.
03:14Awesome.
03:16Doesn't sound creepy at all.
03:19Not a water slide or something funny.
03:22Let's put a cellar there.
03:24Holy shit, it's lagging.
03:26There we go.
03:28Yeah, this looks just as badass.
03:35I was going to say my penis, but it's not true, actually.
03:38Anyway.
03:40Looks like we have more barrels. I hate you.
03:44You really hate me too, don't you?
03:47It's in the box.
03:49Puzzle.
03:511-5-6-5-2-2
03:55It's hard to see. I'm going to use the barrel.
03:59Thank you, kind barrel.
04:013-3-5-1
04:04Holy shit, it's zooming in.
04:06Did you do that, barrel?
04:09He is doing that.
04:11Anyway.
04:13Okay, maybe 4-up.
04:15And maybe...
04:17Stop rolling around.
04:19It's not a freaking...
04:21Come on. Stop it.
04:25Okay, so...
04:266
04:28And then 2
04:30Here.
04:32And then...
04:34No, it will not work out.
04:36This won't work out.
04:40If that was a 6, it would have worked out.
04:44And I would love some more oil, but...
04:52Did that work?
04:546
04:566
04:581
05:012
05:04No.
05:06No.
05:12So, 7 then.
05:15Plus...
05:199
05:21No, 11.
05:257-11
05:27Too much on this side.
05:296
05:316
05:334
05:39Fuck!
05:46Come on, dude. You can do this.
05:49Alright.
05:504-5
05:523-6-7-8
05:54And...
05:56Got a phone call.
05:58I'm so popular. It's crazy.
06:00Come on, dude.
06:02I'm running out of oil here.
06:06That's how energy I am.
06:082
06:102
06:126
06:146-5
06:16Why 5 too many? It's close.
06:18Not really, but you know.
06:21We have 1...
06:235...
06:259...
06:2712...
06:299...
06:3111...
06:33What?
06:35No.
06:37Sad face.
06:4111
06:4313
06:5112
06:53Nope.
06:55Uh-huh.
06:578
06:5910
07:01And then...
07:0310-12
07:05Fuck!
07:07What if we just put it midway?
07:09I guess it has to be somewhere.
07:11I suppose.
07:14You fucking asshole.
07:204
07:226
07:28That's not working either.
07:30Okay, so...
07:359
07:379
07:41It's supposed to be correct.
07:431-2-3
07:458-9
07:475-7-6
07:49What?
07:515-6-7-8-9
07:53Yeah, it's supposed to be right.
07:55I'm not touching that anymore.
07:57That's what she said.
07:59Fuck it. I'm gonna go.
08:03Stupid asshole puzzles.
08:05Whatever I do to them.
08:08I'll never know.
08:10Let's see what's in here.
08:14Lots of stuff to break.
08:16That's what I see.
08:18That's what you get...
08:20...for being an asshole.
08:22Maybe I need this, by the way.
08:25Oh, it's alcohol?
08:27Let's toast.
08:40Holy fucking shit! How the heck did I do that?
08:44Did you see that?
08:46Fucking sealing alcohol.
08:50What?
08:53I get it if that gets stuck, but...
08:55...these?
08:57Holy shit, that was...
08:59...that was, like, top...
09:01...top...
09:02...top ten miracles of video games.
09:05Right there.
09:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:08Barrels everywhere.
09:09It's you with the fucking barrels who keep telling him.
09:12I knew it, you fucking assholes.
09:16Oh man, he's so sexy.
09:18Holy shit.
09:19Why am I hiding?
09:20Why am I not...
09:21Oh!
09:22Why am I not putting out these...
09:24...like, you know...
09:26...the same work?
09:28Okay, let's hide behind the barrels.
09:31If he comes in here, I'm so fucking fucked.
09:33He wants my asshole, I can tell.
09:37I'm talking way too much today.
09:39I can just feel it.
09:42Oh, crap.
09:44Let's not look at him.
09:46Just a little bit.
09:57Let's go.
09:58No! No! No!
10:00Thank God.
10:04Thank God.
10:07Oh, fuck!
10:08Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
10:10I can't believe he didn't see me.
10:19Such an asshole.
10:23Do you see him?
10:24Like, the tip of his head?
10:27Yeah, he's leaving now.
10:29Stupid son of a bitch.
10:31Let's just go.
10:33I said go, not get stuck.
10:35Stupid Daniel.
10:38Barrels blocking my way again.
10:41Oh, God, I hate you guys so much.
10:44Open the door.
10:45Come on, dude.
10:49Huh?
10:51Puzzle.
10:52The door, no visible.
10:53There must be another...
10:59Man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
11:02Let's go.
11:06Oh, shit.
11:09Oh, crap, he's right there.
11:13Oh, fuck, don't tell me he's gone past this door.
11:16Holy shit, he is.
11:21Just stay quiet, pity.
11:22Don't talk.
11:24Sneak.
11:25Oh, he's gone back in.
11:26Holy shit.
11:28Would I have been in these rooms?
11:33Happy place, happy place, pity.
11:36HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE.
11:40Why the fuck did he...
11:44Oh, man.
11:47Happy place.
11:48Unicorns.
11:49And rainbows.
11:52And stuff.
11:53I'm outta here.
11:54Holy shit.
11:58For 15 penis.
12:00Oh, man.
12:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:07Closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet.
12:10No problem.
12:11What am I doing?
12:12Closet.
12:13No!
12:14Closet!
12:16Oh.
12:17Oh!
12:18Stop doing that.
12:21Oh, man.
12:24Burrow.
12:25No!
12:27He sees me.
12:30He wants the closet.
12:33Oh, fuck.
12:35Oh, fuck.
12:37Oh, fuck.
12:38Oh, fuck you.
12:39See you later.
12:40Bye bye.
12:41Ha ha ha.
12:42This is so funny.
12:43Yay.
12:44I'm having so much fun.
12:45Happy place, happy place, happy place, happy place.
12:52Oh, man.
12:56How the fuck did he know I was in the closet?
13:03Holy fucking penis.
13:04B-swing key.
13:05I think we got what we came for.
13:06I'm out of here.
13:07Oh, fuck.
13:08Fuck.
13:09Fuck.
13:10Fuck.
13:11Fuck.
13:12Fuck.
13:13Fuck.
13:14Fuck.
13:15Fuck.
13:16Fuck.
13:17Fuck.
13:18Let's just take this.
13:19Fuck.
13:20Fuck.
13:21Fuck.
13:22Fuck.
13:23Fuck.
13:24Fuck.
13:25Fuck.
13:26Fuck.
13:27Fuck.
13:28Fuck.
13:29Fuck.
13:30Fuck.
13:31Let's just take it.
13:32Oh, fuck.
13:33I'm going insane.
13:38Let's set this up.
13:41There's gotta be another one.
13:42What the fuck, barrels?
13:44Scared the shit out of me.
13:47This puzzle is fucking correct.
13:50Look at the four, motherfucking five, six, plus three.
13:55It's nine in both fucking penises.
13:58I'm...
14:00Real...
14:03PewDieMeow.
14:08Ah, fuck.
14:09Oh, he's still there, isn't he?
14:11AAAAAAHHHHH!
14:16What the fuck is he doing there?
14:19It's the barrel again.
14:22This game is making me fucking paranoid.
14:24I think he left though.
14:31Yeah, stupid son of a bitch.
14:38Stupid sexy son of a bitch, I gotta give him that.
14:44Uh-huh.
14:47But it's still that door that I solved the fucking puzzle for.
14:51But no, but no!
14:55I'm gonna end it here, I guess this is like three parts I recorded today.
14:58Holy shit, I'm sweating like a motherfucker.
15:03I was gonna play Fatal Frame, but I'm not very good at emulators, and it runs in slo-mo
15:10when I play it.
15:11It's like...
15:12So I'm gonna try to fix that, but I have a pretty good computer so it should be able
15:19to run it.
15:20But, we're gonna end this with making out with...
15:23Aw, he still doesn't wanna make out, that fucking asshole.
15:28One day mister, I'm gonna make out with you.

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