• 3 months ago
The Back of the Unwanted Bride Full Episode
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00:00:00My life ends today, my enemies, I do not care for them, their screaming or their struggles.
00:00:23My love, the only thing I will miss from this world.
00:00:27You've been found guilty, death by guillotine.
00:00:31For Marie Antoinette!
00:00:34If only I had another chance.
00:00:38I will do everything, anything, to be with you again.
00:00:44Pardon me, sir.
00:00:45Pour me la bouffe.
00:00:52I can see it now.
00:00:54If only I could do it all differently than me.
00:00:57Bien content, Marie Antoinette.
00:01:04See you in the next life, my love.
00:01:23Stay with me, don't breathe.
00:01:25Don't leave me like this, please.
00:01:27Stay with me.
00:01:30Antonia, wake up.
00:01:33Come on.
00:01:36There was no heartbeat.
00:01:38Quiet, she's awake.
00:01:41Where am I?
00:01:42What is happening?
00:01:45My love, you were here.
00:01:53Breathe, Antonia, just breathe.
00:01:57Lafayette?
00:01:59Is that her?
00:02:03My wife's still here, just call an ambulance.
00:02:06Wife?
00:02:07Wife?
00:02:10Lafayette?
00:02:13Hello, I need an ambulance here now.
00:02:16My name is Marie Antoinette, the Queen of France.
00:02:20The year is 2024, more than 230 years into the future,
00:02:25and I live in some place called Los Angeles.
00:02:30And no, I'm not crazy, I'm alive.
00:02:34I reincarnated Antonia Levine Fontaine, who's married to Nick Fontaine.
00:02:39My love in this life.
00:02:41Your wife shows no signs of lasting damage.
00:02:44No broken bones, her brain functions stable, heart rate is steady.
00:02:48You're sure?
00:02:49She was dead for five minutes.
00:02:52But what happened to the woman I'm supposed to be?
00:02:56Her blood alcohol level was a 0.3%.
00:03:00If it was a fraction more, it would not have been the fall that would have killed her.
00:03:04Wait, Antonia was an alcoholic?
00:03:08Is that for her fall?
00:03:12Nick, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:03:15Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:03:18I tried to get her to stop drinking, but she's right.
00:03:22She looks so familiar.
00:03:34Bye!
00:03:46Oh, your majesty.
00:03:49Those bracelets are to die for.
00:03:52Those bracelets are to die for.
00:03:55Oh, you're so sweet to still wear your wedding ring.
00:03:59Countess Lamont, she's my nemesis in this life too?
00:04:02Countess Lamont, she's my nemesis in this life too?
00:04:13What is this odd metal box?
00:04:26Madame,
00:04:28I don't think I can do that.
00:04:35I'll assist you inside.
00:04:37Non, merci. I shall wait for the carriage.
00:04:40Carriage?
00:04:45Thank you, Sanson.
00:04:59A horseless chariot, is this magic?
00:05:09What is this strange world?
00:05:13A return of the drama queen.
00:05:19That should be the title of your next film.
00:05:23And who might you be, young lady?
00:05:26Are we for real now?
00:05:28And why are you talking like a grown-up?
00:05:31I'm not a grown-up.
00:05:34I'm not a grown-up.
00:05:37I'm not a grown-up.
00:05:39I'm not a grown-up.
00:05:42I'm not a grown-up.
00:05:43Should she get a scull?
00:05:44I'm on break.
00:05:46Duh!
00:05:48Besides, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
00:05:52So, Antonia, I heard you kicked it?
00:05:56C'est la vie.
00:05:58Enchantée, C'est la vie.
00:06:00I didn't kick it, as you put it, but I'm back now and I'm here to stay.
00:06:06Well, if you hurt my brother again, I know how to stick a bench.
00:06:11C'est la vie.
00:06:12It's enough.
00:06:16I'm going to take this.
00:06:17Look after her for me.
00:06:19I'm a general.
00:06:21He's a general in this life too.
00:06:31Okay...
00:06:33That's not creepy.
00:06:39This is too painful to watch!
00:06:43How old are you exactly?
00:06:47What is this?
00:06:49Seriously...
00:06:50You don't remember this.
00:06:54How hard did you hit your head?
00:06:56Well, technically, it wasn't my head.
00:06:58Just say,
00:06:59Hey Siri.
00:07:01Hey Siri.
00:07:04Uh-huh.
00:07:06Huh...
00:07:08What is this?
00:07:13What is this?
00:07:25Is this...
00:07:27Me?
00:07:28In the flesh.
00:07:30Instagram royalty with your bestie Lana.
00:07:33Lana.
00:07:40I told you,
00:07:41Nick is going to be home any minute now.
00:07:43Fuck Nick.
00:07:44Yeah, fuck Nick.
00:07:45You're hot.
00:07:46Hey, everybody, you hear that?
00:07:48I'm hot!
00:07:50So this is what Lafayette and his sister had to deal with.
00:07:53I have to change their minds.
00:07:55I can't anymore!
00:07:58Are you ready to see your TikTok?
00:08:00What's a TikTok?
00:08:04Google it.
00:08:08If you're messing with me right now,
00:08:10I'm going to be seriously pissed off.
00:08:12I'm not.
00:08:15Google is the oracle of the 21st century.
00:08:18Just type, and learn.
00:08:20Type, and learn.
00:08:23Marie...
00:08:24Internet.
00:08:29Controversial.
00:08:31Spendthrift?
00:08:34I was wrong, then the world still doesn't know.
00:08:38Hey, Siri.
00:08:39Huh?
00:08:40Tell me one thing good that came from the venture of Lafayette.
00:08:44What is it?
00:08:46What is it?
00:08:47What is it?
00:08:48What is it?
00:08:49What is it?
00:08:50What is it?
00:08:51Tell me one thing good that came from the president revolution.
00:08:58Hey, Sadie.
00:09:00Finally.
00:09:01She's all yours.
00:09:03Good luck.
00:09:04Some cray-cray shit.
00:09:07Women gained the right to vote in 1920.
00:09:10Yes!
00:09:11Female activists continued to use politics to reform city.
00:09:15Yes!
00:09:21I thought she's different.
00:09:25Maybe she was crazy in a different way.
00:09:36This led to the sexual revolution of the 1960s.
00:09:39Oh, that's promising.
00:09:41Tell me more.
00:09:43You've come a long way, baby.
00:09:45Say that again, Sue?
00:09:47You've come a long way, baby.
00:09:49It was an advertising slogan that became a battle cry for female liberation.
00:09:54You've come a long way, baby.
00:10:13General Lafayette!
00:10:16My queen.
00:10:20You're a brave chevalier, but I beg you to change the uniform.
00:10:24You no longer fight for the Americans.
00:10:26You are home now, Lafayette.
00:10:33You've come a long way, baby.
00:10:36What do you mean?
00:10:40What are you doing?
00:10:42What are you doing?
00:10:45Something I've wanted to do for a very long time.
00:10:48For a very long time?
00:10:56What the hell is going on?
00:10:58Are you not my husband?
00:11:00And in this time, my woman pursues what she wants.
00:11:04Trying to seduce me won't delay the inevitable.
00:11:07We'll tie it up at games. We're over, Antonio.
00:11:10What?
00:11:13Darlings, what is going on?
00:11:18What?
00:11:24Looks like I got here just in the nick of time.
00:11:35It is time, Antoinette.
00:11:39Can I not take Mops with me?
00:11:41The French want nothing from a foreign court.
00:11:45But I'm from a foreign court.
00:11:47Does that mean they do not want me?
00:11:56There is something you must keep on your person at all times from this day forward.
00:12:03This pendant has protected our family for over a thousand years.
00:12:09Keep it close, Antoine.
00:12:12I fear your rule will be sorely tested in the years to come.
00:12:17Mop.
00:12:24Mop.
00:12:26Mop.
00:12:34I came as soon as I could.
00:12:36But what is this I hear now about divorce?
00:12:41Do not become a Hollywood cliché, my darlings.
00:12:44I'm sure you mean well, Vivienne. Can you let out?
00:12:48Oh, Nick, you know me. So you know that's impossible.
00:12:52You two are my favorite people in the world. Let me help you.
00:12:55I know.
00:12:57Both of you need to spend more time together.
00:13:01Remember why you fell in love in the first place.
00:13:07Wow.
00:13:10Oh, you look much better, Antonia.
00:13:12Antonia?
00:13:14Then again, you were dead last time I saw you.
00:13:17Uh, thank you.
00:13:20Dude, you sure her head's okay?
00:13:22The doctor said there's nothing wrong with her physically.
00:13:28What are you doing here, Fanny?
00:13:30Oh, can't I stop in and say hi to my big bro?
00:13:34Fine. The auction's tomorrow.
00:13:37I wanted to stop by and see if you were going.
00:13:39It's a marvelous idea.
00:13:41Something we should all do together. Antonia included.
00:13:46Oh, Nick, you can tell her about the film we're working on.
00:13:50Film?
00:13:55Hmm. This one is more ribbon than dress.
00:14:00This one shows the bullets.
00:14:04Where's the back on this one?
00:14:10It's time to reclaim the real me.
00:14:13Nick! I need the magis brought to the house immediately!
00:14:16This wardrobe is a catastrophe!
00:14:18What are you now, queen?
00:14:21Why don't you go to the boutique like a normal person?
00:14:27Nick, these clothes are not me.
00:14:30To go to the boutique to find something more suitable.
00:14:33For once, we're on the same page.
00:14:35This passive fortune doesn't make it less tacky.
00:14:37Go get a new outfit. Hell, get ten.
00:14:41But how will I pay for it?
00:14:43You've already maxed out your credit cards this month.
00:14:45Credit cards?
00:14:48Here.
00:14:50This has the power of purchase?
00:14:52That's one way of putting it. I don't think you should go alone.
00:14:56Sadie, care to join?
00:15:03Lana, you got a minute? Antonia needs a new outfit for the auction.
00:15:07Great, thank you. She'll be here in ten.
00:15:23Hey, are you really going to give me the silent treatment for noon?
00:15:27That's the way families act.
00:15:30You will never be my family.
00:15:32Seriously? We're about to be sisters.
00:15:35After my dad marries your mom next year?
00:15:38Gosh, that ball really fucked with your memory.
00:15:42I remember enough to never trust you.
00:15:45I know what you did, Lana.
00:15:48Trust me and prepare to face the consequences.
00:15:52Challenge accepted, bitch.
00:15:55Madam, Miss Ellis, welcome.
00:15:57Are you shopping for anything in particular today?
00:15:59Yes, I'm looking for some e-samples and some day wear.
00:16:02Perfect. Like this one?
00:16:06Low cut and flashy.
00:16:09It's you, Lana.
00:16:11I'm looking for something with a bit more je ne sais quoi.
00:16:14Well, of course.
00:16:15I think you want to look at our one-of-a-kind designer dress over here.
00:16:19This blue would actually look evil pay, Antonia.
00:16:22And I can't wait to see you suffer.
00:16:32It's fantastic.
00:16:35You've had an...
00:16:40It's fantastic.
00:16:42You've had an impeccable eye, Miss Fontaine.
00:16:44Please, call me Antonia.
00:16:46I love it.
00:16:53This is the one.
00:16:55Simply stunning.
00:16:56You are a true trendsetter, Antonia.
00:16:59I love it.
00:17:01I'm going to take a look at this.
00:17:03Yes, please.
00:17:05Thank you.
00:17:09Have a beautiful evening.
00:17:11And be sure to come back often.
00:17:13Stock every week.
00:17:14I will.
00:17:15Merci beaucoup, Celeste.
00:17:16Yes, of course, my love.
00:17:22I don't understand.
00:17:23What's happening?
00:17:24Hang on.
00:17:25Let me see your purse.
00:17:26I'll take this.
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:36This must be a mistake.
00:17:37I'll take this one.
00:17:38Hands behind the back.
00:17:40This is your hand.
00:17:44Did you notice?
00:17:45She's quite sick.
00:17:49You know, our family is trying to get her a lot of money.
00:17:51The budget is set at 15 million.
00:17:53I don't want to hear in the middle of shooting that she wants more.
00:17:58Sanson, what's wrong?
00:17:59It's your wife.
00:18:00She's been called a shoplifting.
00:18:02I'll be right there.
00:18:03Is everything okay?
00:18:06Viva la France!
00:18:07La France!
00:18:09You've been found guilty.
00:18:11Death.
00:18:17Nick!
00:18:20You paid for the jewelry you stole.
00:18:26This is the last time I bail you out.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:39Hang on.
00:18:44Let's go.
00:18:49Come on, Nick.
00:18:50Let's go.
00:18:57Viva la France!
00:18:58Viva la France!
00:19:01Viva la France!
00:19:02Viva la France!
00:19:12You've been found guilty.
00:19:14Enough intellect.
00:19:15Never again.
00:19:19I believe there has been a misunderstanding.
00:19:21I'm sorry?
00:19:22My husband purchased these earrings.
00:19:25But they do not suit me.
00:19:27Imperial topaz, while being the most expensive, is not suitable for my skin tone.
00:19:32I've never worn it.
00:19:33It doles me out.
00:19:35You're... you're right.
00:19:37You'd do best with blues and purples.
00:19:39Greens.
00:19:40Reds.
00:19:42Of course, you would never choose topaz.
00:19:44It clashes horribly.
00:19:46I'm so sorry I doubted.
00:19:48This has been a terrible misunderstanding.
00:19:50They must have fallen into your bag.
00:19:52Unbelievable!
00:19:53You're going to side with her over skin tone?
00:19:56She has unparalleled taste.
00:19:59Actually, Lana...
00:20:02This would be something you would pick.
00:20:06Perfect match.
00:20:08This less doesn't lose a sale.
00:20:11They're my gift to you.
00:20:13Bestie.
00:20:15That's very generous of you, Antonio.
00:20:18Again, I apologize for misunderstanding.
00:20:20Not to worry.
00:20:25Guess I was wrong about her.
00:20:32Don't.
00:20:52Don't tell me you forgot how to put it on.
00:20:56Can you...
00:20:57Whatever.
00:20:58It's fine.
00:21:03Now I see it.
00:21:06Nick, darling, where are you hiding?
00:21:11Good evening, Vivian.
00:21:13Jake.
00:21:15You two set a date for the wedding yet?
00:21:16Not getting any younger.
00:21:17We're planning a winter wedding.
00:21:19I can't wait to lock this one down.
00:21:22Enough, you two.
00:21:26Hi, Nick.
00:21:27I'm so excited for this auction.
00:21:29I'm so excited for this auction.
00:21:32It should be incredible.
00:21:33Some never-before-auctioned items by the queen herself.
00:22:00Her Royal Highness,
00:22:03Queen Marie Antoinette of France.
00:22:30Wow.
00:22:31She's got that same spark that you had at her age, Viv.
00:22:35Too bad she didn't inherit your talent when I was born.
00:22:38Well, not everything can be taught.
00:22:40Right, Daddy?
00:22:41Go.
00:22:42Don't want to be late.
00:22:47Miss Vivian, Queen of Diamonds Issue, 66 Feet to Fill.
00:22:50There's rumors you may retire.
00:22:52I don't want to be late.
00:22:53I don't want to be late.
00:22:54I don't want to be late.
00:22:55I don't want to be late.
00:22:56I don't want to be late.
00:22:57I don't want to be late.
00:22:58There's rumors you may retire afterwards.
00:23:00Go out on top while you've still got it.
00:23:02Do you care to comment?
00:23:03Darlings, I will be acting on my deathbed.
00:23:07The devil himself couldn't tempt me offstage.
00:23:10So that is a resounding no.
00:23:15Wish I'd known how to handle like that.
00:23:18Mr. Fontaine, can we expect antiques from tonight's auction
00:23:21to grace your upcoming period drama?
00:23:23Fontaine Studios prides itself in its historical accuracy.
00:23:27I was worried about the auction.
00:23:28It felt like fate.
00:23:29Thank you for excusing us.
00:23:46Wow, Antonia.
00:23:48You look incredible.
00:23:50Definitely better than your usual skank couture.
00:23:54Uh...
00:23:55Definitely better than your usual skank couture.
00:23:59Merci, Ben.
00:24:00And all these French words you've been peppering in lately?
00:24:03So chic.
00:24:04Are you using Duolingo?
00:24:06Because I would love to learn some Italiano.
00:24:09That is one hot language.
00:24:12Oh no, big brother tone.
00:24:16You know, I was running lines with Oliver earlier today.
00:24:19He seemed really worn out.
00:24:21What are you doing to that poor bastard?
00:24:22It's not me.
00:24:23It's Max.
00:24:24He's been an insufferable tool since he won the National Book Award.
00:24:27Who is this Oliver and Max you speak of?
00:24:30You've met Oliver before and multiple times.
00:24:33He's the director of Queen of Diamonds.
00:24:36Nick and Ollie grew up together.
00:24:38He was even best man at your wedding.
00:24:40And then Max Keller is the writer.
00:24:43But there they are now.
00:24:45No!
00:24:51Death by guillotine.
00:24:53For Marie Antoinette!
00:25:08They come to execute me in the morning, Memo.
00:25:11If there ever was a time for a miracle, it is now.
00:25:16Terror is nothing other than justice.
00:25:19The king and queen must die so that the country can live.
00:25:24King and queen must die so that the country can live.
00:25:29The king and queen must die so that the country can live.
00:25:34Never die!
00:25:46My queen.
00:25:47The mob has breached the gates.
00:25:48They are coming, my queen.
00:25:49Well, where do I go?
00:25:50It's too late to escape now.
00:25:51I told you to run, Antoinette.
00:25:53Why didn't you run?
00:26:06Turn around.
00:26:13Turn around.
00:26:16Antonio, are you all right?
00:26:21Breathe. Just focus only on my voice.
00:26:25There you go.
00:26:28Breathe. Nice and slow.
00:26:33There you go.
00:26:35I'm okay now.
00:26:37Thank you, Nick.
00:26:41That was a panic attack.
00:26:42It can be brought on by post-traumatic stress.
00:26:44What set you off?
00:26:46I thought I saw a ghost from the past.
00:26:50It's nothing.
00:26:58Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Versailles Royal Collection,
00:27:03featuring pieces from Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.
00:27:08It can't be.
00:27:11Our first item on the block is a timepiece that was held as true King of France's hands.
00:27:18Oh, Louis, my beloved friend.
00:27:20I miss you so.
00:27:22Louis XVI was gifted this item by his wife, Marie Antoinette.
00:27:26We're going to start bidding at one million dollars.
00:27:29Do I hear one million?
00:27:31Yes, wonderful.
00:27:321.5.
00:27:34Yes?
00:27:352.5.
00:27:36Going once, going twice.
00:27:38Sold.
00:27:40Moving right along, we're going to be showing you and featuring our next item,
00:27:44which is a 310-diamond bracelet.
00:27:49This bracelet's hard to die for.
00:27:52Daddy, I have to have it.
00:27:572 million, going once.
00:27:592 million, doing .5.
00:28:01And sold.
00:28:02Sold.
00:28:09Thank you.
00:28:12Our final and most prized item of the decade is one that is shrouded in the annals.
00:28:20Oh my God, it's here.
00:28:23A pendant said to have belonged to the Habsburg Empire, the family of Marie Antoinette herself.
00:28:29This pendant has protected our family for over a thousand years.
00:28:36I must get it back, at all costs.
00:28:39Starting bid on this item, we begin at a higher price of 1.5 million.
00:28:44Do I hear 1.5?
00:28:461.5.
00:28:47Do I hear 2 million?
00:28:502 million.
00:28:51How about 2.5 billion?
00:28:54Going once.
00:28:57Going twice.
00:29:00And?
00:29:013 million.
00:29:063 million.
00:29:08Sold.
00:29:11Sold to Mr. Nick Lontane for 3 million dollars.
00:29:21Ladies and gentlemen, for attending the Versailles Royal Collection, please have a lovely evening.
00:29:25Thank God, I got it back, Mimmo.
00:29:30Thank God, I got it back, Mimmo.
00:29:41Are you out of your mind?
00:29:43That little stutter pinch cost me 3 million dollars.
00:29:47You can't explain it, but this pendant is important to me.
00:29:50You can't explain it, but this pendant is important to me.
00:29:58So I thank you for this pendant.
00:30:03Tony, what are you doing?
00:30:05I know it was a lot of money, but I'll find a way to pay you back.
00:30:09You'll pay me back with the actress, okay?
00:30:11You'll pay me back with what?
00:30:14You burned her your trust. You never had a real job in your entire life.
00:30:18You have my word, Nicholas. The debt will be paid.
00:30:22Is she for real?
00:30:38Antonia, I don't believe you've met Max Keller, the novelist and screenwriter of Queen of Diamonds.
00:30:46Mr. Keller, I'm afraid I know nothing of your work.
00:30:49I wouldn't expect you to, Mrs. Fontaine.
00:30:52It's a biopic on Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France, and the death knell of the monarchy.
00:30:57You are telling her story? My story?
00:31:01There's no greater living expert than I on the French Revolution.
00:31:07I'm sure.
00:31:09I may say, Mrs. Fontaine, I feel we may have met...
00:31:13I feel we may have met...
00:31:15You're mistaken, sir. Now if you'll excuse me.
00:31:21Well, she actually thinks she knows anything other than...
00:31:25Now if you'll excuse me.
00:31:30Well, she actually thinks she knows anything other than clothes and jewelry.
00:31:35She seems... like herself.
00:31:37She seems... like herself.
00:31:43That man, that petty evil man, I fear he's still a danger to me.
00:31:48Is that why you're here? To guide me? To warn me?
00:31:56How do the handcuffs feel? I've been meaning to ask.
00:32:03I've faced this in my life.
00:32:05You know, I finally figured out why you've been acting so strange.
00:32:10This is your sad, pathetic attempt to win Nick back.
00:32:15I'm gonna fail.
00:32:20I'm going to steal your husband, Antonia.
00:32:23Even your own mummy likes me more than you.
00:32:26She's already asked me to call her mother after the wedding.
00:32:29You're gonna have nothing left when I'm finished with you.
00:32:31Antonia, I'll accept that stupid glass pendant.
00:32:37Let me pass.
00:32:38Make me, bitch.
00:32:41Let me pass.
00:32:42Make me, bitch.
00:32:43Lana, no matter how much time goes by, you're still a tacky, social-climbing nobody.
00:32:54Stop!
00:33:02What the fuck?
00:33:27What the fuck is wrong?
00:33:31What the fuck is going on?
00:33:34I can stick a bitch to you.
00:33:44She's spinning out of control.
00:33:50Antonia, wait.
00:33:53What crazy thing are you gonna do next? I don't even know who you are.
00:33:57Maybe you can give me a chance and find out.
00:33:59Has she truly changed?
00:34:01She does not seem like the same person I had at home.
00:34:04I wouldn't understand. I'm not that Antonia you knew.
00:34:09Molly, it's ready for the menstrual culture.
00:34:11They've granted us access to a second unit of her side for exteriors.
00:34:15What should I do with you, Lafayette?
00:34:22This dress was so beautiful and now it's ruined.
00:34:25Nick must think I'm a barbarian, but punching Lana in her smug face was worth it.
00:34:32Come on.
00:34:45Hey, Siri.
00:34:47Call Sadie.
00:34:48Calling Sadie.
00:34:53What up, champ?
00:34:55Who's this champ?
00:34:57Inside joke.
00:34:59What do you mean?
00:35:01You should remove the claw.
00:35:03What claw?
00:35:04The thing holding my bosom in place.
00:35:06Bra? Antonia?
00:35:08Feel around the back. There should be two little hooks holding it together.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:15I feel something.
00:35:17Wait.
00:35:31There it is.
00:36:01You're the only reason we're still living on this planet.
00:36:08Cover yourself, woman.
00:36:11We are a divorce.
00:36:13Your acts and the evidence, ma'am, are the only reasons we're still living on this planet.
00:36:18You are not the man I once knew.
00:36:20My load reminds me I'm wavering.
00:36:23In whichever uniform this heart will beat the same.
00:36:26You once had a heart that beat true.
00:36:28Until you tore it from my chest.
00:36:31Antonia, what did you do to this poor soul?
00:36:36Meg, I'm not sure if Lana has the lead.
00:36:40How could a person who looks captive...
00:36:42Understood.
00:36:43I'll meet you at the studio to go over details.
00:36:47You're wrong about me!
00:36:49I will find a way to prove it to you.
00:36:51You're wrong about me!
00:36:53I will find a way to prove it to you.
00:36:58I'll believe it when I see it.
00:37:02And believe it you shall.
00:37:10Good with animals, gardening.
00:37:13Adept in the social graces required for court life and diplomacy.
00:37:17Speaks several languages.
00:37:19Performing.
00:37:20Plays at my little theater.
00:37:24Cows too.
00:37:26Ladies don't.
00:37:28And your posture, Sadie.
00:37:30You're a beautiful young woman.
00:37:31Why do you slouch?
00:37:35You think I'm pretty?
00:37:37Of course.
00:37:38You have good bones.
00:37:39No amount of powder and paint can compete with these bones.
00:37:42You're a beautiful young woman.
00:37:44Why do you slouch?
00:37:46You think I'm pretty?
00:37:48Of course.
00:37:49No amount of powder and paint can compete with these bones.
00:37:53Promise me you won't go back to your old self.
00:37:57What a horrible person you were, Antonia.
00:38:00To hurt this child.
00:38:02I promise, Monica.
00:38:06These are all the things I'm good at.
00:38:09I plan to pay your brother back for my pendant, but...
00:38:12I'm not sure where to start.
00:38:15Performing.
00:38:17It's kind of obvious to me.
00:38:19Talk to Finn.
00:38:21He's the actor in the family.
00:38:23Maybe he knows a role that'd be right for you.
00:38:26Lovely.
00:38:28I shall write him a letter.
00:38:30Or you can, like, text him...
00:38:34Grandma.
00:38:36Okay.
00:38:44Guess who got the most dearest woman for our date?
00:38:47Thank you.
00:38:51So why did you suddenly want to break into acting?
00:38:55I need three million dollars back to pay your brother back.
00:38:59Nick can be such a hard-ass sometimes.
00:39:02I blame that on his military training.
00:39:05Nick was also a soldier.
00:39:08Just like Lafayette.
00:39:10Nick was a Green Beret.
00:39:12He was career military.
00:39:14Then, our father took over the studio after our grandfather died.
00:39:19In just 15 years, it went bankrupt.
00:39:22Then Nick stepped in.
00:39:25That must have been hard on him.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:29Blame?
00:39:31Parents fuck you up.
00:39:33Which is why I assume you didn't try acting, given that Dame Vivian is your mom.
00:39:38So, I need to ask...
00:39:41Are you any good?
00:39:42Are you any good?
00:39:44I was the lead in plays on and off for about five years.
00:39:48My most recent role was Rosine in the Barbara of Seville.
00:39:52Beaumarchais was quite impressed with my performance.
00:39:54Beaumarchais?
00:39:56As in the 18th century playwright?
00:39:58I guess a theater job would make the most sense, given my experience.
00:40:03Or, you can try a movie.
00:40:06I'll be in the studio tomorrow prepping for my role as King Louis XVI.
00:40:09You should come with and check it out.
00:40:11Why not?
00:40:14Try this pizza.
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:20Oh my...
00:40:22Where did you find this?
00:40:35This is where the magic happens.
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:40The burden of the crown.
00:40:42So heavy upon one's head.
00:40:45What is a queen if not the epitome of splendor?
00:40:51Jewels that rival the stars.
00:40:54Gowns that whisper the secrets of the loom.
00:40:57And feasts that would make Bacchus envious.
00:41:04They say the kingdom weeps.
00:41:05But shall I not weep?
00:41:09I know.
00:41:11She sucks.
00:41:13I believe I'm going to be stuck with her.
00:41:16Bravo, Lana.
00:41:18You just nailed the frivolous queen.
00:41:20Very well, Lana. Thank you. You may step down.
00:41:25Does anyone else care to audition for this role?
00:41:30Does anyone else care to audition for this role?
00:41:36Does anyone else care to audition for this role?
00:41:41Anyone?
00:41:43You tarnished my name once.
00:41:45I will not let you do it again.
00:41:47Anyone?
00:41:49Yes!
00:41:51I would like to re-
00:41:55Are you sure, Antonia?
00:41:58You know this is for the lead role, right?
00:42:00Perhaps you may try something as small as a crown actor.
00:42:03I'm quite sure.
00:42:06The role is yours.
00:42:16I think it would stop everything we're doing to
00:42:19the nipple baby and the producer's trophy wife.
00:42:21Back in school, people used to say her performances were
00:42:25devoid of a soul.
00:42:27The role is yours, Lana.
00:42:29You've got nothing to worry about.
00:42:31What in the world is she thinking?
00:42:33The Levine acting gene totally skipped, Antonia.
00:42:36She wants to try, Vivian.
00:42:38Oh, for heaven's sake, stop this nonsense.
00:42:41Before it's too late, she embarrasses herself.
00:42:44And me.
00:42:46I'm Vern.
00:42:48Max, can you go read Rope's lines with her, please?
00:42:51My pleasure.
00:42:54All right, everyone.
00:42:56Hit the spot, Max.
00:43:03Okay, guys, so this scene is about Marie Antoinette
00:43:06and the trial and, you know, the tribunal.
00:43:09So let's just get to it, okay?
00:43:11Madame, you stand before us accused of conspiring
00:43:15with foreign powers, the depletion of the state
00:43:18and committing high treason by acting against
00:43:20the security of the French state.
00:43:22Yesterday, I did not know the witnesses.
00:43:25I knew not one to depose against me.
00:43:27And no one has presented any proof to support my arrest.
00:43:31I was only the wife of King Louis XVI
00:43:34and it was required of me to follow his lead.
00:43:37The sentence of death has been pronounced.
00:43:40What shall you say to your defense?
00:43:43In my defense?
00:43:45Nothing.
00:43:47For your scruples?
00:43:49Much.
00:43:51I was a queen and you dethroned me.
00:43:53I was a wife and you killed my husband.
00:43:56I was a mother and you tore my children.
00:43:58My blood alone remains.
00:44:01Take it and end this suffering.
00:44:18Yes, everyone, we found her!
00:44:20Queen!
00:44:22God!
00:44:24It's a miracle!
00:44:25It's a miracle!
00:44:27The Linactin dynasty lives on for another generation.
00:44:31My brother won't know it.
00:44:33Where did that come from?
00:44:35The bitch I know can't act to save her life.
00:44:37The performance was touching.
00:44:39Marie Antoinette is a shallow, empty-headed spendthrift.
00:44:41A puppet for her mother's ambitions
00:44:43and in the end, an Austrian spy.
00:44:46You sound just like 1793.
00:44:49Quick to dismiss a woman's power
00:44:51and at the same time, fear it.
00:44:53Has the world not advanced since then?
00:44:56Does Marie Antoinette deserve to be treated
00:44:58with the same complexity and nuance
00:45:00we would show to a male in her position?
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:04No way can that woman get the role.
00:45:08Mr. Fontaine, you need to on the set of Queen of Diamonds.
00:45:11Sir, it's about your wife.
00:45:14I'm on my way.
00:45:17No way can that woman get the role.
00:45:20I think you need to rethink it.
00:45:21Yes, this woman right here is...
00:45:23She is going to be...
00:45:24She's never done this before.
00:45:26You cannot make this kind of change.
00:45:27I'm the director, Max.
00:45:28That's exactly what I can do.
00:45:29I don't care.
00:45:30Calm down, guys.
00:45:32Antonio, what are you doing here?
00:45:34I brought her.
00:45:35You need to have an open mind
00:45:37for what you're about to hear, brother.
00:45:38What the hell is going on?
00:45:40If your wife gets the role of Marie,
00:45:41I'm gonna walk it.
00:45:42Antonio's portrayal humanizes the queen.
00:45:44That's what this film lacks and desperately needs.
00:45:46Olly, Olly, I'm with Max on this one.
00:45:48It's ridiculous to consider, Antonio.
00:45:49Can you really not see past the fact
00:45:50that she's your wife?
00:45:56Gentlemen, there is a simple way to resolve
00:46:00whether or not Antonia has the chops
00:46:02to play Marie Antoinette.
00:46:06Watch her audition tape.
00:46:19Nick, I was born to play this role.
00:46:21I am Marie Antoinette.
00:46:28She's in.
00:46:32You won't regret this.
00:46:36Hi, congratulations!
00:46:38Thank you so much.
00:46:40My darling, so proud of you.
00:46:42You are a lifter on.
00:46:44Thanks, mother.
00:46:45Do you know what this means?
00:46:47We're gonna be in scenes together.
00:46:49Husband and wife.
00:46:50King and queen.
00:46:52I'll come over tomorrow.
00:46:53We're gonna start running lines.
00:46:55I'm so excited.
00:46:58I'm just grateful for the opportunity
00:47:00to tell her true story.
00:47:02Come on, I'll buy a salad drink.
00:47:04Oh, I can use a drink.
00:47:06Enjoy it now, Antonia.
00:47:07Don't last.
00:47:14This isn't over.
00:47:19Hey, Siri, start.
00:47:50Good, you're here.
00:47:52What are you doing?
00:47:54We're celebrating, silly.
00:47:56Where's Siri?
00:47:57She's out with friends.
00:47:59We have the house to ourselves.
00:48:19In fact...
00:48:23Lovely.
00:48:25Very nice.
00:48:37You are so solemn, General.
00:48:39The world is a solemn place.
00:48:42Some things are beyond our control.
00:48:45It does not help to fixate on them.
00:48:48That is when we dance.
00:49:12You're too tight.
00:49:17Sit down and relax.
00:49:24Too tight.
00:49:26Sit down and relax.
00:49:48You've never given me a massage before, Antonia.
00:49:51Why do you hide so much from yourself?
00:49:59I know a lot of things don't make sense to us,
00:50:02but my life flashed before my eyes when I died.
00:50:06This all would lead me there,
00:50:08where I went wrong,
00:50:10what I've done differently,
00:50:12if given a chance.
00:50:13This here is my second chance.
00:50:17You asked me to forget about the divorce
00:50:20and give this marriage another shot.
00:50:22Yes, that's right.
00:50:29I'll let you in, Antonia.
00:50:31I don't know if I can do it again.
00:50:44Lady?
00:50:46What are you working on?
00:50:48A script.
00:50:52I would never say that.
00:50:56Or do that.
00:51:02What was that?
00:51:05I don't know.
00:51:08Oh!
00:51:10Let's see.
00:51:12Oh!
00:51:14Oh!
00:51:16Hello!
00:51:19Hi!
00:51:26Where do you think you're going?
00:51:28Catch him before he escapes!
00:51:34Where do you think you're going?
00:51:37Hey, I got it!
00:51:40Hey.
00:51:42At 14, I had to leave my family behind.
00:51:45Even my dog, Mops.
00:51:47You mean, when you went to boarding school?
00:51:51Sure, boarding school.
00:51:53I missed him so much.
00:51:57What should we call him?
00:51:59How about...
00:52:01Mops the Second?
00:52:04I like that.
00:52:06I like it.
00:52:07I like it.
00:52:09What do you think, Mops?
00:52:11Would you like to be my dog, Mops?
00:52:13I can't fall for her again.
00:52:15This man is a must-end.
00:52:19You're free.
00:52:38You know, it's a lot to take in.
00:52:41The whole acting thing.
00:52:45It's not just that.
00:52:47The old Antonia ignored Sadie.
00:52:50It was only a focus on me and Influencer.
00:52:53She hated animals.
00:52:55Now her and Sadie are inseparable.
00:52:57Today she rescued a stray dog.
00:52:59Hell, even you've been one of them.
00:53:02What can I say?
00:53:04I like Antonia 2.0.
00:53:05She's one cool chick.
00:53:08Call her.
00:53:10Are you kidding me?
00:53:12A little flush?
00:53:14Has she really changed?
00:53:16Or is this just another ruse to suck me back in?
00:53:18Dude, she died.
00:53:20Maybe she has changed.
00:53:22You know, I think the bigger question is
00:53:24will you regret it for the rest of your life
00:53:26if you don't give her one last chance?
00:53:28I hear you.
00:53:30I don't know if I can forget about everything she's done in the past.
00:53:33You can't.
00:53:36You can't.
00:53:49Hey, Mops.
00:53:52Yeah, wake up.
00:53:54Good morning, Mops. There you go.
00:54:00She looks like an angel.
00:54:02But I've seen the devil in her as well.
00:54:05Which one is the real you?
00:54:26Huh.
00:54:28I don't remember coming to bed last night.
00:54:33Come on, Mops.
00:54:35Let's go.
00:54:41What's all this?
00:54:43My all-time favorites.
00:54:45Croissants and hot chocolate.
00:54:47Since when has hot chocolate become your favorite?
00:54:49I always thought it was champagne,
00:54:51but you guzzled it.
00:54:53Nick, don't be such a killjoy.
00:54:55I'm outie.
00:54:57Bye.
00:54:59Wait.
00:55:01Behave.
00:55:03Mommy needs you.
00:55:05Why?
00:55:07Oh, I don't know.
00:55:09Maybe because last time a dog came near you,
00:55:11you kicked it for trying to dirty your dress.
00:55:13What a cold witch Antonia was.
00:55:15How can I undo the dandit so he will let me in?
00:55:30Antonia,
00:55:32would your mother be me like Vivian Levine
00:55:33when you feel her influence
00:55:35had anything to do with you getting the role?
00:55:37Could you explain to us
00:55:39why someone who has never even
00:55:41a minor role now has the most
00:55:43coveted role in Hollywood?
00:55:45Antonia, did your husband,
00:55:47Nick Lutine, pull some strings?
00:55:49No comment.
00:55:51Please, please, can we just get this over with?
00:55:53They're like vultures in every century.
00:55:55Nick, please, we just want to know.
00:55:57We just want to know your opinion.
00:55:59Does anyone need to know more?
00:56:01Does anything inside of you help you?
00:56:03Countess Lamothe was like
00:56:05the ultimate single white female.
00:56:07I mean, it's a very challenging role to play.
00:56:09I think you have it.
00:56:11Okay, but I was supposed to be the lead,
00:56:13not some society thief
00:56:15who's always on the outside looking in.
00:56:22Okay, fine, I'll do it.
00:56:31Hi, Finn.
00:56:34Hey, Nick.
00:56:36Lana.
00:56:38Can I help you?
00:56:41I guess.
00:56:46Sorry.
00:56:48So, what brings you here?
00:56:52I guess.
00:56:57Sorry.
00:56:59So, what brings you here, Nick?
00:57:0015 million reasons.
00:57:03Okay, let's dive right in.
00:57:05Top of page 30, scene 15.
00:57:07Antonia, start us off.
00:57:10If the peasants and commoners
00:57:12cannot afford bread,
00:57:14then I say, let them eat cake.
00:57:16The problem is, I never said that.
00:57:18I so first wrote those words in 1765.
00:57:20I was only nine.
00:57:22And what do we call this,
00:57:24day and age fake news?
00:57:26She's correct, sir.
00:57:28Marie Antoinette never said,
00:57:30let them eat cake.
00:57:32How did you catch that?
00:57:35How did you catch that?
00:57:37The world thinks she said it.
00:57:39What's the difference?
00:57:41We are doing a definitive biopic
00:57:43on the woman, Max.
00:57:45It matters.
00:57:47Antonia is the one that gets that.
00:57:50Anything else before you go?
00:57:52Wait.
00:57:53Let's start with page 18,
00:57:55the hunting scene.
00:57:57The script says that I wore
00:57:59a petticoat while writing,
00:58:01but I found them too limiting
00:58:03and I wore breeches.
00:58:05She's correct.
00:58:07Marie Antoinette was one of
00:58:09the first women to do so.
00:58:11So she was like this
00:58:13early day feminist.
00:58:15Oh, that's groundbreaking.
00:58:17Antonia, you are quite the history buff.
00:58:19Costumes, can you make those changes?
00:58:21Antonia, any other big catches for you?
00:58:23Every change is a big change
00:58:25or a catch.
00:58:27Why don't you share some of your
00:58:29pearls of wisdom with us, Antonia?
00:58:31You've got a few there on your neck, don't you?
00:58:33I will.
00:58:35Since the film is called Queen of Diamonds,
00:58:37let's talk about the affair
00:58:39of the necklace scandal.
00:58:41What about it?
00:58:43You commissioned a very expensive
00:58:45diamond necklace and refused to pay for it.
00:58:47That's untrue.
00:58:49Louis XV, my grandfather-in-law,
00:58:51commissioned it for his mistress.
00:58:54Merde.
00:58:56Madame deficit.
00:58:58Austrian spy.
00:59:00Feat of vanity.
00:59:02We starve.
00:59:04It was Countess Lamotte
00:59:06who fabricated my signature
00:59:08on the purchase,
00:59:10then impersonated me.
00:59:12It was Countess Lamotte
00:59:14who fabricated my signature
00:59:16on the purchase,
00:59:18then impersonated me.
00:59:20Great stuff.
00:59:21My hair, my gowns,
00:59:23then became a thief in my name.
00:59:25You paint me a villainess
00:59:27when we all know
00:59:29who the real one is.
00:59:31Have you no shame?
00:59:33Your greed had a chain of events
00:59:35that led France towards revolution.
00:59:37Ooh, I love it, ladies.
00:59:39Keep up that energy.
00:59:41But our, my vision,
00:59:43she's twisting my words.
00:59:45I wrote the quintessential book
00:59:47of Marie Antoinette.
00:59:49I'm the only expert here.
00:59:51What's next?
00:59:53There's a direction with more dimension.
00:59:55Agree.
00:59:57Max, we're overhauling the script.
00:59:59Antonia, work with Max to get it right.
01:00:01Let's get past the slander
01:00:03and the politics
01:00:05and get to the heart
01:00:07of the real Marie Antoinette.
01:00:09Yes, thank you.
01:00:11Why don't you become a method actor?
01:00:13What's a method actor?
01:00:15Okay, everybody,
01:00:17I think we're in a good place.
01:00:19Let's start.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:42All right, everybody.
01:00:44The first day of printography
01:00:46is tomorrow,
01:00:48and I decided to go with
01:00:49the first.
01:00:51I know, I know, it may be hard,
01:00:53but let's just get it out the way with, okay?
01:00:55Our call time is 8 a.m.,
01:00:57and call sheets are right here.
01:00:59What's a call sheet?
01:01:01Let me check the answer.
01:01:16I believe you and I
01:01:17share a common goal,
01:01:19the complete and total ruin
01:01:21of Antonia Levine Fontaine.
01:01:27What did you have in mind?
01:01:29Plenty.
01:01:31Plenty for Lenny.
01:01:36I've not missed this at all.
01:01:44Nice digs,
01:01:45but don't get too comfortable
01:01:47in your fancy dressing room.
01:01:49Leading lady for long?
01:01:51Get out,
01:01:53or I will put you on the ground like last time.
01:02:07I can't wait any longer.
01:02:09I want that bitch gone.
01:02:11It's been taken care of.
01:02:12Soon she'll be dead to the Marie Antoinette.
01:02:22All right,
01:02:24quiet on set, everybody.
01:02:26And...
01:02:28action!
01:02:30Her Royal Highness
01:02:32Marie Antoinette of France.
01:02:42I love you.
01:02:44I love you.
01:02:46I love you.
01:02:48I love you.
01:02:50I love you.
01:03:13We welcome home our brave men
01:03:16who helped turn the tide for the Americans
01:03:19and defeat the British.
01:03:21Cheers.
01:03:29My drink has been poisoned.
01:03:35Cut!
01:03:37All right, everybody.
01:03:39Take five.
01:03:41We'll resume shortly, okay?
01:03:43Take five, everybody.
01:03:45Take five.
01:03:50Man, this thing is itchy.
01:03:52I wonder how the old people did it.
01:03:54Get lost.
01:03:56Get lost.
01:03:58That's a nice way to greet your baby brother.
01:04:00What's wrong?
01:04:02I can't explain it.
01:04:04I know my drink has been poisoned.
01:04:06I've got you.
01:04:08You're not going to say I'm crazy?
01:04:10I learned to trust my instincts on the battlefield.
01:04:12And right now they're telling me something's wrong.
01:04:15I know I can trust you.
01:04:17I'm not going to show it to you.
01:04:19I'll get the glass, get it tested.
01:04:21For now, don't eat or drink anything in the meantime.
01:04:23Okay, thank you.
01:04:29Detective Ortiz, it's Nick Fontaine.
01:04:32I'm listening.
01:04:34We've got a situation here at the studio.
01:04:37What is it?
01:04:49I wish we could just stay like this for a few more weeks.
01:04:52For as long as I live, I'll always remember this moment.
01:04:56The smile on your face, the light in your eyes.
01:05:00Cut!
01:05:04That's a wrap, everybody!
01:05:06Don't you just love your love?
01:05:08You okay, Anton?
01:05:10Just early one day.
01:05:12I'm looking forward to a hot bath after getting out of this corset.
01:05:15You're telling me.
01:05:17My corset's killing me.
01:05:21Ow!
01:05:25It grew up so fast.
01:05:29Somebody's jealous.
01:05:31Don't bother.
01:05:33It's not like you haven't seen it before.
01:05:35Got the results back.
01:05:37Drink had enough cyanide in it to kill a horse.
01:05:42Antonia, you do understand.
01:05:44Someone's trying to kill you.
01:05:47You know how many people have wanted my head?
01:05:49You could fill a call with Sam.
01:05:51This isn't a joke.
01:05:53One little poisoner isn't going to stop me from killing you.
01:05:56I'm going to kill you.
01:05:57This isn't a joke.
01:05:59One little poisoner isn't going to stop me from killing you.
01:06:01I'm meant to be here.
01:06:03Besides, I have $3 million to earn.
01:06:06Forget about the money.
01:06:08I have.
01:06:10No, I will pay back the debt.
01:06:12Wait.
01:06:14Put me down!
01:06:16We're going home.
01:06:18I will not be scurried and hide like a mouse.
01:06:20You're too much.
01:06:22Ow.
01:06:24Okay, fair enough.
01:06:25Ow.
01:06:31Hey, hey, why aren't you going inside?
01:06:33I thought we were going over the changes for tomorrow.
01:06:35I don't think that's a good idea, Nick and Antonia.
01:06:39Oh, I need to talk to him, too.
01:06:41Oh, I need to talk to him, too.
01:06:44Thank you.
01:06:46Here we go.
01:06:49How about another time?
01:06:51Good idea.
01:06:55What?
01:06:57Oh, yeah.
01:06:59Got a little crazy there, I'd say.
01:07:01Oh, we've made quite a mess.
01:07:04What is all this?
01:07:06Hand mail.
01:07:08Can you believe it?
01:07:10I've got fans.
01:07:12There's usually a warning in these cases.
01:07:14A phone call, a letter.
01:07:16Look.
01:07:20You should have died a long time ago.
01:07:22Your end is coming, Internet.
01:07:24Where did this come from?
01:07:26I don't know, it's not just anybody.
01:07:28It was just right here in the dressing room.
01:07:30That's it.
01:07:32We're out of here.
01:07:34What?
01:07:36Nick!
01:07:38This is so...
01:07:40Nick, put me down!
01:07:42Seriously!
01:07:45This is ridiculous.
01:07:47I'm trying to protect you, woman.
01:07:53This is ridiculous.
01:08:10This is not my chamber.
01:08:12It's mine.
01:08:23It's mine.
01:08:45Never been like this for me before.
01:08:47Me neither.
01:08:54Why?
01:08:57None for me.
01:08:59I don't drink.
01:09:01Since when?
01:09:06I've been meaning to tell you forever,
01:09:08but I knew you wouldn't believe me.
01:09:10After everything that's happened,
01:09:12I'm willing to try.
01:09:14I'm willing to try.
01:09:16I'm willing to try.
01:09:18I'm willing to try.
01:09:20I'm willing to try.
01:09:21After everything that's happened,
01:09:23I'm willing to try.
01:09:52I don't want you going to set today.
01:09:54It's too dangerous.
01:09:56If I don't,
01:09:58I'm a queen of diamonds.
01:10:00At least until we catch the stalker.
01:10:02You know I have to be there.
01:10:04Besides, the studio will suffer.
01:10:07Fifty million dollars is on the line.
01:10:09You're funny.
01:10:11You're funny.
01:10:13You're funny.
01:10:15You're funny.
01:10:17You're funny.
01:10:19You're funny.
01:10:21I am.
01:10:22I am.
01:10:27You need to be careful, I'm telling you.
01:10:29I don't want you leaving the house without Sanson.
01:10:31He's a trained bodyguard.
01:10:33That made sense.
01:10:35I mean, he's big enough,
01:10:37but I don't think he likes me much.
01:10:39He's seen you at your worst.
01:10:41Give him time to come around.
01:10:52I'm sorry I'm not the one
01:10:54that got a sleepover last night.
01:10:57Ugh, get a room.
01:11:00Let's go, mobs.
01:11:15Is that...
01:11:17Those are photos of you from our house.
01:11:19Double security on set.
01:11:21No one in or out without being vetted by guards.
01:11:23Do it now.
01:11:31What do we do?
01:11:33I got you.
01:11:35You'll be fine.
01:11:38I do not understand.
01:11:40I supported the American Revolution.
01:11:42Now my people...
01:11:44I don't understand.
01:11:45I supported the American Revolution.
01:11:47Now my people want to rebel against me.
01:11:50There is no truth anymore, Louis.
01:11:52Only public opinion,
01:11:54which is as fickle as a fart in the wind.
01:11:57You have been amongst your farm animals too much,
01:12:00my son.
01:12:02If I revel in grand soirees and balls,
01:12:05they brand me as indulgent.
01:12:07If I retreat to the countryside,
01:12:09they spread rumors of my hidden vices
01:12:11and secret romances.
01:12:12In their tribunal, we stand condemned, Louis.
01:12:15No one cares if we truly are guilty.
01:12:18I pray you are mistaken, Twine.
01:12:20I pray as well, my king.
01:12:24Cut!
01:12:26We got it.
01:12:28Great work, you two.
01:12:30That totally rocked.
01:12:32If you weren't my sister-in-law,
01:12:34I would kiss you.
01:12:36You don't have to pretend with me, Finn.
01:12:39I don't have to pretend.
01:12:41How long have you known?
01:12:44You don't have to pretend with me, Finn.
01:12:47How long have you known?
01:12:49I grew up around artists and musicians.
01:12:51But I take it Nick doesn't know?
01:12:54He wouldn't understand.
01:12:56He's such a manly man.
01:12:58I think you're underestimating him.
01:13:04Thank you
01:13:06for accepting me as I am.
01:13:07Oh, Finn.
01:13:17Now let's get out of this corset.
01:13:19Oh, please.
01:13:21She's even better than Vivienne in a bra.
01:13:23My God.
01:13:25Kimmel loves her.
01:13:27Oh, Princess of Nick.
01:13:29It's gonna be a star.
01:13:33Antonio Levine Fontana.
01:13:35Antonio Levine Fontana's forbidden romance.
01:13:39Finn Fontana.
01:13:44Oh, good boy, Mops.
01:13:46I'm sorry, what?
01:13:48She was like my age
01:13:50when her parents married her off?
01:13:52That's beyond cray cray.
01:13:56Anyone caught the latest headlines?
01:13:59Nick.
01:14:01It's not what you think.
01:14:03I've been trying to tell you.
01:14:05You're my brother. I love you.
01:14:07Besides, there's the fact that you're gay.
01:14:09You know?
01:14:11How? When?
01:14:13I was a soldier.
01:14:15Trained to know his details.
01:14:17And you don't care?
01:14:19Why would I?
01:14:23What are you doing?
01:14:25There's gonna be some fallout from this stupid scandal,
01:14:27but we'll manage.
01:14:29Or I could just tell them.
01:14:31No. No, Finn.
01:14:33This is for you to decide when you're ready.
01:14:36Oh.
01:14:39I love you guys.
01:14:42Oh, Mops.
01:14:48You don't have to say it back, but
01:14:51I love you.
01:14:54Antonio.
01:14:58I did you to know in case something happened to me.
01:15:06I was gonna help you.
01:15:08Not on my watch.
01:15:18That's the fun stuff!
01:15:20Fraser!
01:15:21What's with your hair?
01:15:22What are you doing?
01:15:23Shut up!
01:15:24Call me La Fonsa.
01:15:26I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:27I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:28I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:29I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:30I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:31I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:32I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:33I'm not La Fonsa.
01:15:34Call me La Fonsa.
01:15:43Hey, man.
01:15:45Go back to sleep.
01:15:47I'll only be a minute.
01:16:05Oh, Sanson!
01:16:07You scared me.
01:16:11What's going on?
01:16:15It's a bit of breaking.
01:16:17I chased him and he got away.
01:16:19Here.
01:16:20Why didn't the alarm go off?
01:16:22It seems the safe has got to reset on the way in.
01:16:27I'm gonna go get a drink.
01:16:29I'm gonna go get a drink.
01:16:30I'm gonna go get a drink.
01:16:31I'm gonna go get a drink.
01:16:32I'm gonna go get a drink.
01:16:34Detective Ortiz, I need a crime scene unit at the house that does for fingerprints.
01:16:39It's been a break-in.
01:16:53Oh, shit.
01:16:54I'm going to cry.
01:16:55How long have you been sleeping with Kent Fontana, attorney?
01:16:57I'm going to kill your husband and your broken-in-law.
01:16:59Nick, are you divorcing your chief?
01:17:03Detective Tomei.
01:17:04We weren't able to get any work on the fingerprints when they attempted the break-in, so that's a dead end.
01:17:08Whoever was behind this is a pro.
01:17:11What about the pictures themselves?
01:17:12It's confirmed that the camera angles, the technique, they're identical.
01:17:22We have a lead.
01:17:23Whoever sold the pictures to the tabloids are a stalker.
01:17:26It's time to follow the money.
01:17:31Antoine.
01:17:33Your subservience to the French court is unbecoming.
01:17:36I fear they distract you with trivial pleasures.
01:17:39But, Mother, what was I to know of courtly intrigues and royal duties?
01:17:44I was a mere teen when I was placed in this gilded cage.
01:17:47Embrace your destiny, Antoinette.
01:17:50It is now time to rise to the occasion.
01:17:54It is the lot of women and men's to be strong, to dig, and to face the darkest of moments unflinchingly.
01:18:05Line.
01:18:08That is when you know who you truly are.
01:18:12That is when you know who you truly are.
01:18:16Cut on rehearsal, everyone. That's beautiful.
01:18:19Let's take ten, okay, while we go set up.
01:18:21Thank you, Oliver.
01:18:22No!
01:18:25No!
01:18:28Jake says this scandal with you and Finn isn't blowing over.
01:18:32Antonia, you need to be seen out with Nick.
01:18:36Secure your marriage in the eyes of the public.
01:18:38Seriously, Mother? You're on what, your eighth walk down the aisle?
01:18:42Well, it is because I am on my eighth that I can tell you Nick is one of the good guys.
01:18:48Don't fuck it up.
01:18:49I appreciate the maternal advice, but Nick and I are good.
01:18:53I'm good, Mother. For the first time in my life.
01:18:57All right, then.
01:19:07Three days before we wrap, the time is slipping away.
01:19:10Just say the word and I'll make it happen.
01:19:14Just say the word and I'll make it happen.
01:19:17And I'll make it happen.
01:19:24You can count on me.
01:19:37You can't be in here, Miss McBride.
01:19:39Oh, sure I can.
01:19:41You need to unwind a little.
01:19:42I can't drink on the job.
01:19:45Well, tell Avito.
01:20:01Thank you.
01:20:05Nick.
01:20:07This whole scandal.
01:20:09Antonia is such a fool for cheating on you.
01:20:11Especially with your own brother.
01:20:13And I want you to know, I'm here for you.
01:20:15Day in and day out.
01:20:17That won't be necessary, Lana.
01:20:19Ever.
01:20:24Just grabbed my last scene.
01:20:28I am burning this damn thing.
01:20:35It's been done.
01:20:36Cheers.
01:20:38It's showtime.
01:20:42This one's yours.
01:20:46Smoke gunpowder?
01:20:49Shouldn't be live rounds on set.
01:20:51Action!
01:20:54Shouldn't be live rounds on set.
01:20:59Action!
01:21:00Harry Antoinette, you cannot escape.
01:21:13Nick.
01:21:25Nick!
01:21:28Are you okay?
01:21:29No.
01:21:32Oliver, lock down the set.
01:21:33Secure the evidence, call the police.
01:21:35You know I'm my wife.
01:21:36Where's the goddamn weapon now?
01:21:38Lock down the set, everybody.
01:21:39Let's go.
01:21:41It wasn't me.
01:21:42It was all her.
01:21:43You can go.
01:21:44No!
01:21:45No!
01:21:46I mean, I said it was Mr. Price!
01:21:48You've been terrorizing my wife.
01:21:50Antonia deposited it upstairs.
01:21:52You pushed her.
01:21:53She was so wasted.
01:21:55It was easy.
01:21:56The shot-putting, the poison.
01:21:57Now switching live ammo?
01:21:59It was you this whole time, wasn't it, Lana?
01:22:01You're so clever, Nick.
01:22:04But I've been toying with Antonia ever since high school.
01:22:07The girl who had it all and acted like it was nothing.
01:22:11So, I decided to take it all away from her.
01:22:14You're psychotic.
01:22:15It should have been me you married, me you fucked!
01:22:18I'm just as beautiful and talented as her.
01:22:21Nick, please.
01:22:23Let's not rush to criminal charges.
01:22:25A mental facility is what she needs.
01:22:27Enough, Jake.
01:22:28Your daughter is a sociopath.
01:22:30What she needs is to face the consequences for her actions.
01:22:33No.
01:22:34I will show her the mercies you never showed me.
01:22:36Are you sure?
01:22:38I'm sure.
01:22:40Oh.
01:22:42And to put that...
01:22:43This doesn't end with me.
01:22:46The executioner is near.
01:22:52No!
01:22:53No!
01:22:54Get off!
01:22:55Get off me!
01:22:56Daddy, help!
01:22:58You're good.
01:22:59I can't believe it's finally over.
01:23:03Sorry, I didn't realize how long it's up to.
01:23:06If only I had known she was bad years ago.
01:23:22Don't push yourself.
01:23:27It's done.
01:23:28I did some evil things, but the Antonia you married was also a bad person.
01:23:35You do know you're talking to the third person, right?
01:23:38I guess that wasn't me.
01:23:44I don't know how. I don't know why.
01:23:53Thank you.
01:23:59Please let my friends know that they occupied my thoughts.
01:24:03To be torn from you all, from your joys and woes,
01:24:08is the greatest sorrow I bear as I face my end.
01:24:14Please come.
01:24:18Cut! That's a wrap everybody, that's a wrap!
01:24:23Cut! That's a wrap everybody, that's a wrap!
01:24:30You are extraordinary.
01:24:35Christmas you.
01:24:44Working with this team has been amazing,
01:24:47and Antonia, I can't imagine anyone else to play Maria.
01:24:51Me too.
01:24:53Cheers to Antonia everyone!
01:24:55Cheers Antonia!
01:25:00You know, I hope one of those actions doesn't deter you from signing with me.
01:25:05You're a massive talent Antonia, and it would be my honor to represent you.
01:25:22Where's Nick?
01:25:35I always thought you were a smart man, Max.
01:25:38A smart man turned greedy, and greed turns them into fools.
01:25:45You should have never sold those pictures to the tabloid, Max.
01:25:48You should have never sold those pictures to the tabloid, Max.
01:25:50You have your stalker. It was Lana.
01:25:54My men tracked the 30 grand to the photos to your offshore account.
01:25:58She stole my life's work. Like she steals everything!
01:26:02Antonia merely showed just how petty and irrelevant you are.
01:26:06Your reign of terror is over. It ends now.
01:26:10You're a silly little boy, Nick.
01:26:13You're too late to save her.
01:26:16You're always too late.
01:26:19What have you done? Tell me what you've done!
01:26:21You're running out of time, Nick.
01:26:23You're running out of time.
01:26:32Nick, are you back here?
01:26:39Nick!
01:26:46Whoa!
01:26:48Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it.
01:27:05Are you okay?
01:27:06Nick!
01:27:11Antonia, watch out!
01:27:14Antonia, watch out!
01:27:21Antonia, are you okay?
01:27:23I thought I'd lost you.
01:27:25Never.
01:27:31Sansa, that son of a bitch.
01:27:33You couldn't have... He's been plotting this for a long time.
01:27:37What about Max?
01:27:39His body may be here, but his soul...
01:27:42It's gone.
01:27:44Maximilien Rochepierre!
01:27:46You have been condemned to die!
01:27:49There's been a mistake!
01:27:51I'm Max Keller, the famous writer!
01:27:53Please, no! No!
01:28:09No!
01:28:33Hey, Siri, take a selfie.
01:28:37I've created a monster.
01:28:40Who's taking a selfie, Marie Antoinette?
01:28:43Hello? Hello?
01:28:45Are you two a thing?
01:28:47What does it look like?
01:28:52Antonia, the reviews are in.
01:28:59Marie Antoinette, the misunderstood historic queen vindicated.
01:29:06Oh, my God.
01:29:29Congratulations.
01:29:31Max, to my wife.
01:29:34She's all yours, darling.
01:29:39Did you hear the reviews?
01:29:41I did. You did amazing.
01:29:48Did you just...
01:29:56I did. My queen.
01:30:03Those owned me.
01:30:05May God have mercy on your souls.
01:30:10Run, run!
01:30:12I should be with Nick!
01:30:14Daddy, help me!
01:30:26One-handed? Full?
01:30:29Well, it's just gonna go into a trust fund for our kids.
01:30:32Then you better get to work, Mr. Fante.
01:30:35Challenge accepted, Mrs. Fante.
01:30:43Do this life, and the next, I'll be by your side.
01:30:46It works.