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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:02You
01:28So this is Syldavia
01:31Great but where's calculus I
01:34Don't see him anywhere. You'd think he'd at least meet us after insisting. We catch the next available flight
01:40So that is Tintin and headache. Yes, sir. Our source says mama sent an urgent telegram requesting they come
01:51Find out why he wants them our source is working on it sir
02:01Proceed
02:03You are captain Haddock and Tintin. Yes
02:07Professor calculus sent me to meet you. He didn't come himself
02:11No, he was not able to come
02:16Let's go then
02:20There they go busy boys pick them up already don't worry chief we keep good tabs on them
02:26What a
02:31Welcome by Thunder old calculus really does things in style. Yes, I guess so
02:37Why do you keep turning around like that?
02:40That car bothers me. It's been following us ever since we left the airport
02:44But somebody driving into cloud just like us maybe
02:50Look, we're almost there
02:57This isn't the way to cloud I take you to your friend professor calculus, but he is no longer a cloud he has moved
03:04Why didn't calculus tell us?
03:06Something doesn't seem right here
03:16We've been on the road for two hours and that car is still tailing us
03:19I
03:34Really have to wonder what old cutbird has gotten himself into well
03:38I wonder what he's getting us into and it looks like we're about to find out
03:50A
03:52Thundering typhoons, we're in some kind of fortress or something captain. Look
04:01Welcome gentlemen, I'm glad you've arrived safely and not a moment too soon Oh
04:08blistering barnacles
04:10Let me introduce myself Frank Wolfe
04:13Assistant to professor calculus. Hi, I'm Tintin
04:16I'm haddock and who the blazes are those two gangsters who tailed us all the way from the airport?
04:21Why they're not gangsters captain. They're Zippo men
04:26What's a Zippo?
04:28Zippo
04:29Seldavian secret police they're here to protect you to protect us just follow me
04:35Professor calculus is expecting you. He'll explain everything
04:40This is all useless
04:42Yes for all our efforts. We have not made much progress
04:46But if he has brought in his friends, then face one must be about to start
04:52Should we start our operation?
04:55immediately
04:58Here we are
05:09Ah
05:11Tintin captain. Hello, my dear old friend. Oops
05:17I'm so sorry. I completely forgot my helmet. It's a new fancy glass model
05:22We were testing it for strength blistering barnacles. It packs quite a wallop a plexiglass helmet
05:29What for no, no, no not glass
05:32Glass would be too fragile. Yes, of course. But what is the helmet for the one moment, please? I
05:40Take your pardon. Ah, I see. You're using an ear trumpet, but why don't you wear one of those little hearing aids?
05:46No need no need. Those are for deaf people. I'm only a little hard of hearing a little hard of hearing
05:55Professor can you tell us what this is all about?
05:57Didn't Wolf explain well, follow me and we'll talk in my office and
06:04There captain you see just a part of the bridge atomic research center facilities
06:11Impressive. What's it all for? I'll explain captain. Please sit down
06:17You see the Syldavian government invited me to set up their astronautical section
06:23Of course, I was absolutely
06:25Delighted my engineer wolf is helping me to perfect a nuclear propelled rocket engine a rocket
06:32What for to travel to the moon, of course?
06:36That's a good one old calculus on the moon
06:40Are you planning to take any passengers along? Of course? Why do you think I asked you to join me?
06:46What what are you talking about me on the moon your brain must have gone radioactive
06:52Blistering barnacles, you can't possibly be serious. You'll never get me to set foot in your infernal rocket
06:59never
07:02I could count on you. Ah, gentlemen, may I come in? Ah, Mr. Baxter
07:08May I introduce captain?
07:10The captain is most enthusiastic
07:12He's delighted at the prospect of traveling to the moon, mr. Baxter is the director of the center
07:19Professor calculus told me you were an exceptional man and I can see he wasn't exaggerating but I
07:27Congratulate you too young man
07:29Thanks, if you're interested, I'll arrange a tour of the facilities for you. Sure
07:36And now gentlemen, I'm proud to show you our moon project
07:42There it is
07:47Don't tell me you intend to send us to the moon in back, you know captain it's only a model Oh
07:54The XFL r6 is about to make a radio-controlled reconnaissance flight around the moon
08:00It'll take photographs and provide valuable information for our own flight to the moon
08:12Red alert red alert unidentified aircraft entering security area from due south
08:22Ground control to unidentified aircraft. You are violating a security area. If you proceed you will be fired upon
08:30There they've spotted us. We must play for time
08:33Aircraft SFLR message received lost our course, please advise position sounds like the planes in trouble, sir
08:43I
08:47Looks like it's dropped two parachutes anti-aircraft guns open fire
09:00What's going on
09:06Snakes that felt like it hit the next room professor
09:12Oh
09:15Professor
09:17Gentlemen last night an unidentified plane succeeded in evading our anti-aircraft guns
09:23They dropped two men into the security area by parachute. We're doing everything we can to find these men
09:29But at this moment, they're still at large
09:31We have tightened security, but everyone must be specially careful this daring raid proves that these people will stop at nothing
09:38Thank you gentlemen, that will be all I will keep you informed
09:42Oops, I'm so sorry a bit of plaster from last night. Don't mention it professor. I
09:50Protest to be precise. This is an outrage
09:54Thompson and Thompson, we've captured the two parachutists, sir. They were picked up in the middle of the restricted area
10:03Probably Greek revolutionaries
10:05Greek
10:06But we asked for Syldavian costumes. Why did you parachute into our security area?
10:12Parachute where?
10:14Us
10:15Mr. Baxter, there must be some mistake. I know these men. They're detectives Thompson and Thompson
10:21Then you must be the ones that Interpol was sending to beef up our security. That's us. Oh
10:26Please excuse us for this error gentlemen. Certainly errors are all business
10:32Mr. Baxter, could I take a little hike through the mountains around the center? I'd like to stretch my legs, of course
10:39But take care those two spies are still on the loose captain, could you get a hold of a couple of two-way radios?
10:45I have a plan
10:52Perfect
10:56An unobstructed view of the center now to work
11:02Let's see
11:04According to these plans there should be a ventilation shaft around here. It might be large enough for someone to get into
11:11Security might not think it's a risk, but I'm not so sure
11:16Bingo there it is. Okay, snowy. Let's see just how accessible that shaft is
11:22We
11:31Made it snowy and if we can get up here, then so can the parachutists
11:37Do you hear me loud and clear Tintin I'm at ventilation shaft number three
11:43It's located in sector J above corridor 7. My suspicion was right. I could get to it easily
11:49You'd better put our plan into motion I I intend in you can count on me I
12:03Hear something snowy
12:10Are you there? Yes, here are the documents good. Well done
12:16Hands up. Don't turn around
12:20Oh
12:41Mr. It's particles in 10. Hey, what's in blue blazes? Oh
12:47The captain is he all right
12:52He's coming around
12:53Listen that howling. It's snowy
12:56Something's happened to Tintin
12:58What's going on? It's Tintin. He's in some kind of trouble
13:01He's outside by ventilation shaft number three trying to catch the intruders great Scott hurry
13:08He needs help security. This is Baxter code 5 alert
13:12Send a helicopter out to ventilation shaft number three look for Tintin and the intruders hurry
13:26The helicopters spotted the intruders dispatch a squad of men to bring them in continue search for Tintin
13:31The
13:41Doctors say you're going to be fine Tintin and you'll be glad to hear that we caught two men outside the shaft
13:46Thanks to you, but the intruders had an accomplice inside the shaft
13:51He said something about documents and he must be the one that bought me
14:02I
14:05Excuse me, mr. Baxter. I'm afraid I got a little carried away
14:09Well, we'll double-check everyone's whereabouts last night. If there's an inside man, we'll find him now get some rest
14:16Good night, gentlemen. Good night. Good night, sir
14:22This is all very strange if we didn't hit the captain on the head who did an inside accomplice
14:30Look that door's open
14:32But all doors are supposed to be closed at night. You stay here. Oh, I'm going to investigate
14:47What's the matter
14:50Skeleton
14:52Skeleton behind this panel
14:55Skeleton, that's a good one. You must be dreaming
14:59I'm not dreaming. I saw a skeleton. I tell ya come along man. We'll see about this city skeleton of yours
15:07you see
15:09nothing
15:11That's funny
15:16He must be around here somewhere
15:19Well professor
15:20Everything is ready. Mr. Baxter. The technicians have almost completed the fueling up. Mr. Baxter. Yes
15:27Look who's here? Tintin. How are you? I'm fine. Thank you
15:36Well now that everyone's here we can all go to the control room
15:44This is it the rockets movements will be monitored from this panel tell me professor
15:50Have you considered the device I suggested the other day device?
15:54Ah
15:54Yes, it's ready. I put it together last night
15:58Control station calling observatory tower. Are you standing by standing by sir? Everyone is in position
16:05Radar here. We're ready and standing by this is the control panel with all the piloting devices to guide the rocket through space
16:14Gentlemen in a few minutes the XFL r6 will take off
16:18I suggest we leave the honor of the launch command to our youngest colleague Tintin
16:26Observatory tower calling control station prepare to blast off three minutes to go take your positions
16:35Ten seconds to go
16:48Oh
17:05Do you realize what those three little words be
17:09To the moon
17:14Lucky you weren't smoking your pipe a
17:16Observatory tower to control station control room prepare to engage nuclear motor in 30 seconds
17:25Ten seconds five seconds
17:28Three
17:35Observatory to control room nuclear rocket has taken over and rocket is on course
17:41How's radar working perfectly observatory? All is going well
17:48For the time being gentlemen
17:51A
17:58Trifling correction nothing to worry about zero zero eight six
18:04Attention stand by to cut nuclear motor
18:07Ten seconds
18:20The rocket is about to disappear from our field of vision
18:24That's it. It's out of radar range
18:28We can all relax for a few minutes with a nuclear motor cut out the moon's gravitational pull will draw the XFL r6 into orbit
18:36It will pass behind the moon and when it reappears on the other side, we will resume radio control
18:43Okay, the rocket is behind the moon
18:45When it reappears we take over
18:52The rocket is back on radar
18:55Standby to restart the nuclear engine
18:58Will you let me do it this time by all means?
19:02Nine eight seven six five four three two one zero
19:14Correct course now zero zero nine eight
19:18correction applied
19:19another correction control room three two seven six
19:24Correction applied negative correction didn't respond. The rocket is veering off course
19:31Something wrong wolf. I don't understand it
19:37Adjust it
19:40Blistering barnacle of a rocket. I don't understand the rocket doesn't respond to our orders at all
19:52There now that we've got control of the rocket we'll steer it to our pickup point nice work
20:01I
20:12Must destroy the XFL r6
20:15Sure, you can't mean that it's obvious that control of the rocket has been taken over by a stronger radio signal than ours
20:23Tintin warned me this might happen. I will not let my rocket fall into enemy hands
20:28But maybe we can still observatory to control
20:39Observatory has a rocket exploded exploded on the contrary. It's getting further and further away
20:51Pull yourself together
20:59Hmm, ah, I see what it is two loose wires no trouble to mend at all
21:06This time I think it will work go
21:13Observatory to control station the XFL r6 has exploded nothing more to observe
21:20Blast they had it all planned. They prefer to destroy their rocket rather than let us get hold of it
21:27Well, I was worried that the insider might have gotten enough information out to allow them to take over the rocket the professor agreed and
21:35Rigged the detonating device. Well, it certainly turned out to be an excellent precaution
21:40Alas, yes, and now all our hopes have been destroyed
21:45Years of research gone in one split second
21:49No professor all is not lost on the contrary
21:52Didn't your nuclear engine work perfectly didn't your rocket reach the moon and circle it
21:58Tintin's right. The trial run was altogether conclusive. Don't despair tomorrow
22:03We'll start work on the real rocket the one that'll take you to the moon
22:22You
22:41Glad you could come colonel Jorgen you must get hold of the rocket plans. I
22:47Understand Tintin is involved with the space program. I have waited a long time for my revenge
22:53It will be my pleasure
22:56There is a complication. The launch date has been changed to Wednesday. That gives you only two days
23:02Two days is perfect for what I have in mind
23:12This is the last one captain and about time
23:16I feel like a goldfish in this ball and this monkey suit weighs a ton
23:20The space suit won't seem so heavy on the moon captain
23:24Everything is six times lighter than on the earth
23:29Okay, we're ready to start the test can you hear me captain loud and clear professor good
23:36If there are any problems just yell stop
23:40We'll start by creating a vacuum
23:47You're now in a total vacuum captain, do you feel all right fine, thanks and you good now
23:54We're going to lower the temperature
23:57Adjust your heating apparatus, right?
24:05Temperature stable at minus 50 degrees Celsius
24:08Still all right. I'm fine. Good try moving around a little move around in this contraption
24:17confounded rats
24:19Very good. Keep it up
24:23Okay, that'll do you can stop now
24:26Hello captain, you can stop now
24:29Captain something's wrong. We'll get the pressure up fast. I'm going in there
24:37All right, not yet temperature is much too low no freeze hurry go
24:46Captain keep still I'll take off your helmet
24:58Good gracious, those are the mice we used for the first tests. We must have forgotten to take them out of the space suit
25:05Why didn't you shout? I did shout by thunder, but you didn't answer. No wonder your radio got disconnected
25:12Well, it'll be fun if that happens on the moon
25:17Hey
25:20Now we know that the suit is absolutely resistant to vacuum and low temperatures
25:27It's Thompson and Thompson
25:32What's wrong detectives
25:35The room's alive with mice
25:39Now what's happened to that pair of astragoths careful your antenna?
25:44Oh
25:45Thundering typhoons my poor friend. Didn't you realize the antenna would never go through the hatch?
25:52realize
25:53Realize I realize I've had enough of being a guinea pig. I've had enough to understand
25:58I'm going home and you can go on acting the goat here as long as you like what I'm acting the goat
26:06acting the goat
26:08this
26:09You have no right to say such a thing you
26:13You
26:15Follow me. I'll show you just how I act the goat. Come along
26:21Look I didn't mean
26:24Indeed Cuthbert listen to me. I was feeling upset you see just then but it's all over now
26:32Blistering burn it. Don't try to give me the slip Cuthbert. Listen, excuse me professor, but your friend can't wear that past this point
26:40He's right
26:47Security chief speaking professor calculus making a scene
26:52He's acting the what the laboratories the atomic pile team of experts working day and night
26:58That's all acting the goatee slaving for two months non-stop
27:03Working myself to the bone. No, no professor. What's all this about? I hear someone's acting the goat
27:20Captain come here immediately. Yes Cuthbert. Keep keep calm, please
27:32I
28:00Can't believe it
28:02Like an expert. Well, I'm doing very well for a goat. Aren't I one of these days? I'll have to try for a license
28:17Well, look what the goat created
28:29Wow
28:30You think this contraption will take you to the moon take us to the moon you mean come on
28:41Poor calculus, you must have a screw loose if he thinks this thing will ever get off the ground
28:45You might just as well play a penny whistle in front of the Eiffel Tower and expect it to dance a samba
28:51Can you go?
28:53You you're sure it won't take off without warning. Hurry up
28:59First of all the control cabin with all the main flight navigation instruments
29:03In the center is the periscope with its projection screen and there is the laboratory still in the process of construction
29:12Amazing
29:13Astonishing captain be careful
29:19This is the hatch to the deck below now hurry up follow me
29:24We
29:27Are now in the living quarters and there are the bunks we lie on for takeoff and landing now
29:38Now we'll go down to the next deck and this time captain take care there's another hatch at the foot of the ladder
29:46Through that door is a large storage compartment
29:49And this is a system of airlocks making it possible to leave and re-enter the rocket when we are in space now
29:55Do you have any questions for the goat?
29:59well
30:05Right I'll go you can stay here and have a look around I'll come straight back and
30:10Are
30:14You all right
30:16Nothing broken. I hope
30:18Blistering barnacles say something Cuthbert. Here are your glasses
30:23Lucky you're still in one piece. Who are you?
30:31Amnesia
30:34It's not too bad is it gentlemen you can get his memory back can't you we'll do everything in our power of course a
30:42Violent shock could bring him out of it. Yeah, but it's going to take time
30:48Time we don't have any time
30:51Professor calculus is the only one who knows the secret of the nuclear engines without him. The space program is dead without calculus
30:59We don't get to the moon
31:03Oh
31:17Nothing not a flicker nothing at all a violent shock perhaps a
31:23pretty picture of our little
31:26Cuthbert
31:27Watch the birdie
31:34Nothing not a twitch
31:37blistering barnacles
31:39This time my dear professor. You'll be cured or you'll be dead. This is the end
31:46Calculus captain
31:51Tintin I think we've done it. I'm sure he's reacting
31:54I
32:00Am afraid he's just the same the captain's been trying all morning to snap him out of it
32:07Captain he needs a shock. Does he captain please be careful?
32:13I
32:21Am afraid there's no change at all. Mr. Baxter the captain's exhausted
32:25Professor calculus may never recover. This is terrible an absolute disaster
32:43Oh
32:46Beware Cuthbert, I am a ghost
32:56Shaking your shoes
32:58I have come for your
33:01Blue blistering barnacles, whatever possessed me to dress up in this blasted bedsheet
33:07And he just sits there not even looking at me you couldn't be frightened
33:12Could ya ya moth-eaten mermit? I suppose you think I enjoy acting the goat
33:18You can have your silly amnesia. I quit
33:22Go you dare call me a goat
33:32Captain thanks to you. Professor calculus has recovered. We are so grateful. It was nothing really
33:39Nothing without your help the journey to the moon never would have happened thundering typhoons
33:44I'd forgotten that my dear captain. They've explained everything to me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart
33:51calculus
33:53Sir, here's a signal from k23
33:59The whale restored the mammals memory
34:02Operation Ulysses is back on schedule
34:05Get me the car
34:08Well gentlemen is everything on schedule for blast-off tomorrow. Yes, mr. Baxter
34:13Except for snowy spacesuit, which requires a few alterations. It's just being finished now, I believe here snowy
34:22Well
34:25His radio works perfectly what about the supplies wolf
34:29Almost ready, sir. I I'm just waiting for a special delivery
34:34Well, Colonel Jorgen. Are you ready for your mission? Absolutely
34:39I have everything under control in exactly three hours. There will be a very special delivery to the moon rocket
34:47excellent
34:48Then if everything is ready, we will proceed with a scheduled launch at precisely 143 tomorrow morning
34:54Just think of it soon men will be walking on the moon
34:59Extraordinary and we have you to thank for that professor. No, no, mr. Baxter
35:05You must thank everyone who has dedicated themselves to this project. Do you notice anything different about Cuthbert?
35:11It's been a real team effort without your inspired genius. There would be no rocket
35:18Thank you for saying so but it takes much more than inspiration to build a rocket
35:23Well, doesn't something strike you as strange?
35:26No, not at first glance. Can't you see his hearing is as good as yours or mine? You're right captain
35:33For the moon journey, I need to hear the radio signals perfectly and you know that I'm a little hard of hearing
35:39So I decided to procure this little apparatus. What did I tell you? I'm a fella who keeps his eyes open. I am
35:48billions of blistering blue barnacles
35:52Well snowy old boy, we've done a lot of traveling together but never anything as exciting as this
36:00You don't look very happy captain
36:02Why should I look happy if that honky-tonk calculus machine doesn't blow up at the start?
36:07We'll find ourselves roaming around in space and never come back
36:11You can hoot with laughter about that if you like
36:14Look captain quite a sight, isn't it? Yeah, very pretty
36:31And to think that without me calculus would never have gotten his memory back
36:35I'll never forgive myself
36:37I'll never forgive myself
36:39Well captain the time has come for us to part, you know
36:43It seems appropriate that a sailor should be making such an historic voyage
36:47Well, haha piccolo player wouldn't have made any difference
36:52Farewell, my young friend. What an opportunity this is for you. I wish I could go along
36:57Why don't you I'd be happy to let you take my place. Thank you captain, but my part in this adventure takes place on the ground
37:05Goodbye wolf and good luck. I'm counting on you to stand by the professor. Don't worry. Mr
37:11Baxter as for you my dear professor. It is your skill on which the success of our mission depends
37:18Thank You. Mr. Baxter. We will get to the moon or perish in the attempt
37:36Oh
37:43There's no turning back now
37:46We will probably lose consciousness during the initial phase of acceleration
37:49But there is no cause for concern the rocket will be controlled automatically when we regain consciousness. We'll take over ourselves
37:57Now every man to his post for final equipment check Tintin you establish radio contact
38:04Right
38:06Moon rocket calling Earth. Can you hear me?
38:17One minute to go blistering barnacles
38:20Supposing I made a mistake in my calculations. Well, this is it. What's that thumping sound?
38:30It's just my own heart beating
38:3330 seconds snowy. Come here and lie down boy snowy
38:40Final countdown snowy snowy lie down
38:50Four three two one zero
39:03Ah
39:26Observatory control room. We have the rocket under observation
39:30Everything is going as calculated right Earth calling moon rocket. Are you receiving me?
39:41Earth calling moon rocket. Do you hear me?
39:45Earth calling moon rocket
39:47Well, ah, mr. Baxter. We've been calling them repeatedly. There's been no response. Keep trying
39:54Observatory to control room. The rocket is now 2,000 miles from the launching point
39:58It is just attained escape velocity seven miles per second
40:03Everything seems in order Earth calling moon rocket
40:10Calling moon rocket calling moon rocket. It won't do us any good if they're all dead. Come in moon rocket. Come in
40:18Oh
40:19Snowy
40:21Don't tell me the dog is the only one left calling moon rocket moon rocket moon rocket. Come in
40:31Moon rocket to Earth Tintin speaking. I've just regained consciousness. I'm going to check the others. I'll call you back
40:41Is everybody all right Oh
40:43Oh
40:45Professor I'm fine. Are you all right captain? I'm fine. Thanks
40:52Well, gentlemen, we're on our way come on you don't expect us to believe we're actually on our way to the moon
40:59I know it's unbelievable, but it's true
41:03Balderdash don't start acting that I mean
41:07You're trying to pull my leg again. You don't believe me. Well, come up here
41:14You
41:16You'll see for yourself
41:19Just look into this stroboscopic periscope
41:23thundering typhoons
41:25Well, it's it's incredible. It's it's
41:30Amazing. It's wonderful. We're now about 6,000 miles away from our good old earth
41:40And soon we'll be walking on the moon
42:13We'll be walking on the moon