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01:14It all started one stormy night at Marlins Pike Hall
01:19Professor calculus was working on just another innocent experiment
01:23or so we thought
01:26Oh blistering barnacles, it seemed the professor's strange experiment had attracted some unwanted attention
01:36That sounded like a gunshot
01:39Professor is everything. All right. No, I promise you not a single drop. Allow me professor. Oh
01:46A hole we'd better contact the police
01:50Hello Tintin, we've come to warn you for Dorian agents are at large in these parts. Oh
01:56Hello. Are you going away?
01:58I'm on my way to Geneva for a Congress on nuclear physics with the professor safely out of the country
02:05We had to find out who would want to shoot him and why captain what have you got there a pack of cigarettes?
02:12Hotel corn of in Geneva
02:14That's the hotel Cuthbert always stays in the professor's in danger
02:20We arrived in Geneva to warn calculus only to discover he had gone to visit a professor Topolino in neon
02:26I had a letter from calculus telling me about his work on ultrasound the field
02:31I specialize in he asked if we could meet he seemed alarmed by the results of his research
02:37Boris are you sure the timing device hasn't stopped do you smoke professor these belong to my assistant Boris?
02:44He's gone home for a visit to Boduria
02:47Boduria the Thompsons told us about agents your assistant must have contacted the board jury and secret service and told them about
02:55Calculus coming to visit the trouble is what have they done to calculus?
03:06We survived the explosion and had an unexpected visitor at the hospital
03:11Professor calculus, where have you been not at all?
03:15I simply missed my train your discovery must be very important professor if the wrong people got hold of it
03:22There could be disastrous effects on world peace right you are I'd better be on my way
03:27Things to do I'll be back to see you later
03:31Blistering barnacles, I'm glad to be out of there the food was terrible. Oh that reminds me
03:37I wanted to pick up some postcards. Okay, but don't be too long. Yes, of course you can come along
03:45No, no our plane leaves at noon
03:49Okay, then wait there
03:54Just too bad
03:57Ah
03:59Just two more hours, and we'll be on our way home. I can't wait for another nice quiet walk in the countryside
04:14Why is that car just sitting there?
04:21Let's see what's taking the professor so long
04:27Oh
04:29Thundering blistering bazookas
04:33Hmm this cigarette, it's the same kind the bordurian agent smokes
04:40Professor
04:47He's gone
04:56Oh
05:05What do we do now find the bordurian embassy
05:18Look out here comes one
05:20Gotcha bloodthirsty devils
05:29Captain there's the embassy
05:47Look
05:50Oh
05:57Somebody's coming out of the embassy
06:02They've got calculus operation
06:11Take this
06:16That'll teach you to kidnap my friend
06:20Oh
06:24They're putting him in a motorboat
06:39They're after us in the helicopter we got
06:51Captain
06:59They're gonna pay for that
07:02Bombs away
07:06Earthworms slugs, they're going ashore
07:21Oh
07:23Ah
07:42Maniac rude hog
07:45You
07:48Crazy man, who are you park in the middle of the road, please? This is an emergency. Our friend has been kidnapped
07:56Get in we catch it there. Thank you, sir
08:00You in let's go
08:06Blistering barnacles
08:15Oh
08:21Italian drivers best in the world
08:31Thundering typhoons there. Thank you, sir
08:39Empty
08:42There they are
08:45Oh
09:10Don't worry professor
09:14Oh
09:17Last call for flight 273 to Borduria
09:23Those fools they're going to Borduria
09:32Borduria three two one eight
09:37Colonel Sponsor's office
09:40Yes, I'll tell him
09:43The plane has just left colonel you were right Tintin and Haddock were on it
09:49Make sure the welcoming committee is at the airport. It has all been arranged sir lieutenant
09:57Yes, colonel. They are not to leave Borduria alive
10:13What sort of place is this you're right captain there's soldiers everywhere
10:28What's wrong snowy oh
10:31He forgot the professor's umbrella
10:35Well, never mind we can get him another one when we get back
10:43You are Tintin and Haddock, yes
10:47Good morning. Mr. Tintin. I am chronic. This is clumsy
10:52We are assigned to protect you on your visit to Borduria. We will escort you to your hotel. Please come with us. I
11:01Think we should do what they say
11:03Come on snowy
11:12Come on it's okay
11:15Good boy
11:21Captain look no door handles
11:25Welcome to Borduria
11:55You
12:05Hello Tintin, it's me
12:08Hi captain. What are we gonna do? We've got to find a way to lose those goons
12:13Yes, I'll meet you outside your room. I'm hungry, too
12:19Huh, the phone's bound to be tapped
12:26I
12:30Propose we order a bottle of champagne in honor of our gracious hosts champagne since when do you ow?
12:37Poor captain is your rheumatism acting up again rumored. Oh, yeah
12:43My rheumatism. Well, there's nothing like champagne for that
12:48waiter
12:55Oh
13:02Okay, here's my room I'll stay right out in the corridor good idea in the hall
13:09I'll be right outside
13:12Good
13:15Any problems nah sleeping like a baby
13:26Guards everywhere
13:42A light bulb
13:56Oh
14:09Blistering barnacles my eardrums
14:13Oh
14:23Let's blend in with the crowd Oh soldiers everywhere
14:33Colonel Spence the foreigners have escaped find them you incompetent fools
14:39Tomorrow you'll face a firing squad
14:43You sure you know where you're going? There's gotta be a back door
14:49Is that you
14:50My handsome young man
14:53How wonderful for you to see me perform always a pleasure madam
14:57And I see you have brought a friend captain haddock at your service
15:03charmed
15:04You must join me for a little celebration
15:12Oh
15:16So, mr. Paddock you saw the show such a success who wasn't it a headache
15:24madam, I
15:27Who is it
15:30Senora it is Colonel Spence. He wishes to pay his respects
15:35but of course
15:36My admirers they adore me, please. Madam. Don't let him in
15:42My friend and I are in trouble
15:46Coming
15:50Madam
15:53Colonel
15:57Please sit down
16:00What is this
16:04Ah
16:05a stage prop Colonel
16:08The magic of the opera, yes here allow me to take your coat
16:15Will you take some refreshment with me Colonel
16:23Open up you again
16:25Colonel Spence
16:27Excuse us. We are searching for the foreigners. They are not here. You idiots much someplace else
16:35Forgive me madam
16:37They are looking for to escape spies. It sounds most interesting. You must tell me more
16:43Colonel it is a matter of no significance
16:46The spies are after a prisoner being held in the Bakkeen fortress
16:51They will not succeed. Of course only I hold the necessary papers that would secure the prisoners release
16:58bingo
17:00Hmm
17:07Everything seems to be in order
17:13What are you doing
17:15He'll know the rules all papers must be checked. Of course
17:20Commandant, this is major kaduka Bakkeen fortress. I wish to speak to Colonel Spence. I
17:26Have two men here with papers ordering the release of the foreigner. Yes. Oh
17:33really
17:36Fine gentlemen, we'll release the prisoner immediately
17:46Colonel I just had major carduke on the phone sir. He was confirming the release of the foreign scientist fine
17:56What get kaduka on the phone they must not be allowed to leave the fortress
18:06We did it welcome back professor, well, no, I never had the chance to get any postcards
18:13Ha ha ha ha
18:22We've been found out and we're still an hour from the border
18:28Faster they're gaining on us captain unhook the roof at the back. Okay
18:37Ready now
18:43Oh
18:47Take that you bike riding swabs
19:13I
19:15You
19:38Should have told me you couldn't drive this tank you should have asked I think I've got the hang of it now
19:44We're almost there. The border is only two kilometers away
19:53Landmines
20:08Proletarians
20:13Roadblock, what do we do? We'll go right through it
20:44Oh
20:53Good boy, you found the professor's umbrella
21:05What a relief to be home again and with our good friend calculus that reminds me
21:11Where is my umbrella your umbrella?
21:17My umbrella my dear little umbrella and now look I
21:24unscrew the handle and
21:26The microfilm of the plans for my machine. It's gone. Oh
21:32Now I remember where I left it
21:35I
21:39Left it on my bedside table
21:41It's a dangerous weapon because some people could use it for war like ends. There is only one thing to do
21:50Destroy these plans
21:58Blistering barnacles my nerves won't stand much more of you you flaming jack-in-the-box
22:03Chickenpox at your age. Oh
22:33You
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