The Calculus Affair HD Episode - The Adventures Of Tintin - Season 1
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01:00♪
01:09♪
01:12Snowy!
01:15Snowy!
01:17Bark!
01:19Oh, Snowy!
01:21Will you let go of that?
01:25Oh, Snowy!
01:27Will you let go of that?
01:33Bark! Bark! Bark!
01:43Ah, take a whiff of that fine fresh air.
01:48Such peace.
01:50I'm a country man from now on.
01:52I've had enough of careering around the world.
01:59Do you really prefer this to a stiff sea breeze?
02:03Absolutely.
02:05Nothing like a walk to put you to rights.
02:08A pity Cuthbert couldn't come with us.
02:10Yes.
02:11I wonder what Professor Calculus is brewing up for us this time.
02:15He hasn't emerged from his lab for three months.
02:22I think we'd better get back to Marlin, Spike Captain.
02:25And fast.
02:28Now where's Snowy gone?
02:35Snowy!
02:37Snowy!
02:39Bark!
02:52Bark!
03:04Here we are.
03:13By the whiskers of Curvy Dash, the machine.
03:18I'll take care of the professor.
03:21You deal with the others.
03:24With pleasure.
03:37Thank you, Nestor.
03:40What a storm.
03:42Feels safe and cozy in here.
03:46Huh?
03:50Blister and barnacles!
03:52Are you all right?
03:54I'm okay.
03:55But I don't get it.
03:57The window shattered after the thunder struck.
04:00You're right.
04:04Did you see that?
04:06Absolutely incredible.
04:08Yes.
04:09I've never seen anything like it.
04:11Hello?
04:12Hello, Cutlet.
04:13Cutlets.
04:14No, madam.
04:15Cuts the Butcher is O-O-O-4-3-1.
04:20And you ought to know that it is extremely dangerous to telephone during a thunderstorm.
04:29Captain!
04:30Billions of blistering, bilious blue barnacles!
04:34I can't believe it.
04:37Billions of blistering, bilious blue barnacles!
04:49What?
04:51Thundering typhoons.
04:53That's all we needed.
04:58Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
05:01Now what?
05:07Billions of blue blistering...
05:10Who are you?
05:11And what do you want?
05:13Ah, the lights.
05:15That's a long story, old boy.
05:17There I was, driving along when crack!
05:20My windshield shattered.
05:22Jolly and I said to myself...
05:24Jolly and Wag, that's my name.
05:25Jolly and I said,
05:26Aren't you lucky to be right near such a lovely house to take shelter in?
05:30Yeah, lucky.
05:32Ah, a little tiff with the wife, eh?
05:35No, it was the lightning.
05:38Lightning?
05:40And I'll bet you weren't insured.
05:42Well, lucky for you that Jolly and Wag of the Rock Bottom Insurance Company dropped in.
05:47Ah, I'll soon have you fixed up with a neat little policy.
05:51How kind.
05:53I don't stand on ceremony, you know.
05:55Never a dull moment with me around.
05:57Yes, indeedy, you bet.
05:59Yeah, I'll bet.
06:01You know, I take after my Uncle Anatole.
06:06What a scream!
06:07You should have seen your face when...
06:12Did you see that?
06:14I must be on my way.
06:16I've wasted quite enough time here anyway.
06:19Goodbye.
06:32By the whiskers of curvy Dash!
06:57That sounded like a gunshot.
06:59Outside.
07:00Thundering typhoons. Cuthbert!
07:05Professor!
07:10Professor, is everything all right?
07:13No, I promise you, not a single drop.
07:16Allow me, Professor.
07:19Oh, a hole.
07:21Terrible, the moths this year.
07:24It really was a gunshot.
07:26Who's the scoundrel who would...
07:30Snowy must have found something.
07:34Thundering typhoons.
07:36Is he...
07:37No, he's alive.
07:40We'd better contact the police.
07:42I'll take care of it.
07:44You stay here with him.
07:47You'll be all right.
08:01What happened?
08:03Where's that scoundrel disappeared to?
08:05Gone.
08:07He had an accomplice.
08:09What about the police?
08:11Couldn't phone. Lines cut.
08:13Now what?
08:15Mercy, I have to go.
08:17I have to go.
08:19I have to go.
08:21I have to go.
08:23I have to go.
08:25I have to go.
08:27I have to go.
08:29Mercy, have pity.
08:31Blistering barnacles.
08:33Come out of there or I'll shoot.
08:35Please don't hurt me. I'm just a simple fellow.
08:38What in blazes are you doing down there?
08:41I was hiding.
08:43Someone took a shot at me.
08:45I was just walking along when bang.
08:47So I said to myself, Jolly, someone's trying to kill you.
09:00Captain!
09:02Captain, Captain!
09:04Look at my bathroom!
09:07Captain?
09:09Hurry!
09:11Captain, look at my bathroom!
09:18Oh, my!
09:20Oh, my!
09:22Oh, my!
09:24Oh, my!
09:26Oh, my!
09:28Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!
09:32I don't know how it happened.
09:34I was driving along as usual when zing! Crash!
09:44Who turned out the lights?
09:46Precisely.
09:48Thompson and Thompson.
09:50Hello, Tintin. We've come to warn you.
09:52Bordurian agents are at large in these parts.
09:55Precisely. Large agents are bordering around these parts.
09:59That explains some things, but I still don't understand...
10:03Hello, Cuthbert.
10:05Oh, hello.
10:07Are you going away?
10:09Not at all. I'm just going away.
10:11I'm on my way to Geneva for a congress on nuclear physics.
10:15But you never mentioned it to me before.
10:18No, not rowing.
10:20Only two or three days. Must be going.
10:23I've just got time to catch the train.
10:26Well, there's one who'll never change.
10:29Funny, though. He seems even more preoccupied than usual.
10:37Here he comes. Get ready.
10:45This time we've got him.
10:54Morning, Professor.
10:56Would you like a lift into the village?
10:58No, thanks. But if you could drop me in the village, I'd be...
11:02By the whiskers of Kirby Tosh!
11:05Foiled again!
11:08You know, Captain, I've been thinking everything over.
11:11Ah, yes?
11:13Every time something shattered,
11:15Professor Calculus was working in his lab.
11:17And since he left for Geneva yesterday, nothing has happened.
11:23What's that funny smell?
11:25Smells like... tobacco, that's all.
11:29But Calculus doesn't smoke.
11:31You're right!
11:49Hold it, you!
11:53Arf! Arf!
12:12What have you got there?
12:14A pack of cigarettes.
12:16It fell out of his pocket when Snowy ripped his coat.
12:18Funny-looking writing.
12:20Look at all that broken glass.
12:22Typhoons! Cuthbert is the one who's doing...
12:25Captain! Hotel Corniff in Geneva.
12:28Does that name mean anything to you?
12:30That's the hotel Cuthbert always stays in.
12:33The Professor's in danger!
12:53Hello. We're friends of Professor Calculus.
12:56Is he staying here?
12:58Good day, gentlemen. Yes, he is.
13:00And... you're in luck.
13:02His key isn't on the board, so he must be in his room.
13:05Would you call him for us, please?
13:07Certainly.
13:14I'm looking for Professor Calculus.
13:16Yes, sir.
13:19I'm sorry. There's no reply.
13:22He's a bit hard of hearing. We'll go up.
13:25He's in 122, fourth floor.
13:27Thank you.
13:30I know he's deaf, but this is ridiculous.
13:33Oh, dear.
13:35He must have gone out while my back was turned.
13:38I'm terribly sorry, gentlemen.
13:40You must have just missed each other.
13:42Oh, no, sir.
13:44I'm sorry, sir.
13:46I'm sorry, sir.
13:48I'm sorry, sir.
13:50I'm sorry, sir.
13:52I'm sorry, sir.
13:54I'm sorry, sir.
13:56I'm sorry, sir.
13:58You must have just missed each other.
14:00You have no idea where he might have gone?
14:02Hmm.
14:04He did ask me for the train timetables to Nyon.
14:07And just before that, he asked me for a phone number there.
14:11A Mr. Topolini or Topolino.
14:17Topo, Topolini, Topolino.
14:21Here it is.
14:23Alfredo Topolino, 57 rue de Saint-Sergues, Nyon.
14:27When is that train?
14:294.40. I'm afraid you're going to miss it.
14:31Uh-oh. Not a second to lose.
14:33Let's go.
14:39Hey, can't you watch where you're going?
14:42Are you suggesting it was my fault?
14:44What? You have a nerve insulting me, you blundering bargy.
14:49Me? A blundering bargy?
14:51Billions of blistering blue barnacles.
14:54Please, Captain. We'll miss the train.
14:57Floundering oaf.
14:59Parasite.
15:01Ectoplasm.
15:04Lucky for you, I'm in a hurry.
15:08Just wait till I see you.
15:15Driver, the train station and hurry.
15:25Did you notice?
15:27The man who tripped you was wearing the same overcoat
15:30as the man we found in the professor's lab
15:32and smoking the same brand of cigarettes.
15:55The driver.
15:57Snowy, they haven't come up.
16:08I couldn't see Snowy.
16:25There it is.
16:29Now that Tintin and his friend are out of the way,
16:33we can complete our mission.
16:35Huh?
16:36By the whiskers of curvy Dash.
16:39It's them. They're alive.
16:43Run them down, Yuri.
16:54Nitwits! Steamrollers!
16:57Hurry, Captain. I'm afraid we might be too late.
17:08Listen to that.
17:10Sounds like someone banging on a pipe.
17:14It's not locked.
17:17Mr. Topolino?
17:19Professor Calculus?
17:21Looks like there's no one home.
17:23And the sound has stopped.
17:54Great Snakes, who are you?
17:59Who am I?
18:01Sir Presti, I'm Professor Topolino.
18:05Who are you?
18:06I'm Tintin, and this is Captain Haddock.
18:09We're friends of Professor Calculus.
18:11Calculus? That scoundrel!
18:14Calculus a scoundrel?
18:16Sir, I refuse.
18:18That scoundrel!
18:20Calculus a scoundrel?
18:22Sir, I refuse to allow...
18:24Yes, scoundrel and monster.
18:27He knocked me out, tied me up, and left me to rot.
18:31Two hours I've been here.
18:33Two hours?
18:34Then it couldn't possibly have been Calculus.
18:36Two hours ago, he was still in Geneva.
18:43I had a letter from Calculus
18:45telling me about his work on ultrasound,
18:47the field I specialize in.
18:49He asked if we could meet.
18:51He seemed alarmed by the results of his research.
18:53We had an appointment to meet today.
18:58Do you know this man?
19:00Never seen him.
19:02Who is it?
19:03The one and only Professor Calculus.
19:06But then...
19:07Then the man who knocked you out is an imposter.
19:09Huh?
19:11The same brand.
19:13Do you smoke, Professor?
19:14No, I don't.
19:16I'm talking to my assistant, Boris.
19:18He's gone home for a visit to Borduria.
19:20Borduria?
19:21The Thompsons told us about agents.
19:24This is all beginning to make sense.
19:28Boris, are you sure the timing device hasn't stopped?
19:31Positive.
19:33It won't be long now.
19:37Your assistant must have contacted
19:39the Bordurian Secret Service
19:41and told them about Calculus coming to visit.
19:46One of their spies knocked you out
19:48and waited for the professor to arrive.
19:50Oh, I see how it happened.
19:55The trouble is,
19:57what have they done to Calculus?
20:07That's it.
20:08Now we're rid of everybody at once.
20:17Over here.
20:25Are you hurt?
20:26Don't think so.
20:28Two more men.
20:30And a dog.
20:34Cuthbert?
20:39How are the others?
20:40Nothing too serious.
20:42I'm sure they'll be fine.
20:44Nothing too serious.
20:46Mostly shock.
20:47Snowy.
20:49Where's Snowy?
20:55Good boy.
21:03Police.
21:04We are working an undercover mission here in Switzerland,
21:07looking for Haddock and Tintin.
21:09To be precise,
21:10we've been incognito to find Tintin and Haddock in Switzerland.
21:14I see.
21:16Come this way.
21:17My, how spotless you keep your floors.
21:21Absolutely shiny.
21:24Yes, it's just been waxed.
21:25Be careful.
21:31Professor Calculus, where have you been?
21:34Not at all.
21:35I simply missed my train.
21:37Great Thundering Typhoons, you're safe.
21:40You rascal, Cuthbert.
21:42You had us in a right state.
21:44No, not at all.
21:46Not at all.
21:48Your discovery must be very important, Professor.
21:51If the wrong people got hold of it,
21:53there could be disastrous effects on world peace.
21:56Right you are.
21:57I'd better be on my way.
21:59Things to do.
22:00I'll be back to see you later.
22:02Gentlemen, more visitors for you.
22:04Thompson and Thompson?
22:06Just wanted to check up on you.
22:08That's to say, have a check up on us.
22:27It all started one stormy night at Marlinspike Hall.
22:31Professor Calculus was working on just another innocent experiment.
22:36Or so we thought.
22:40Blistering barnacles.
22:42It seemed the professor's strange experiment
22:44had attracted some unwanted attention.
22:49That sounded like a gunshot.
22:51Professor, is everything all right?
22:53No, I promise you, not a single drop.
22:56Allow me, Professor.
22:58Oh, a hole.
23:00We'd better contact the police.
23:02Hello, Tintin.
23:03We've come to warn you,
23:04Bordurian agents are at large in these parts.
23:07Oh, hello.
23:09Are you going away?
23:11I'm on my way to Geneva for a congress on nuclear physics.
23:15With the professor safely out of the country,
23:17we had to find out who would want to shoot him and why.
23:20Captain!
23:21What have you got there?
23:22A pack of cigarettes.
23:24Hotel Cornevin, Geneva.
23:26That's the hotel Cuthbert always stays in.
23:30The professor's in danger.
23:32We arrived in Geneva to warn Calculus,
23:35only to discover he had gone to visit a Professor Topolino in Neon.
23:39I had a letter from Calculus
23:41telling me about his work on ultrasound,
23:43the field I specialize in.
23:45He asked if we could meet.
23:47He seemed alarmed by the results of his research.
23:52Boris, are you sure the timing device hasn't stopped?
23:56Do you smoke, Professor?
23:57These belong to my assistant, Boris.
23:59He's gone home for a visit to Borduria.
24:01Borduria?
24:02The Thompsons told us about agents.
24:05Your assistant must have contacted the Bordurian Secret Service
24:08and told them about Calculus coming to visit.
24:11The trouble is, what have they done to Calculus?
24:18We survived the explosion
24:20and had an unexpected visitor at the hospital.
24:23Professor Calculus, where have you been?
24:26Not at all.
24:27I simply missed my train.
24:29Your discovery must be very important, Professor.
24:32If the wrong people got hold of it,
24:34there could be disastrous effects on world peace.
24:37Right you are.
24:38I'd better be on my way.
24:40Things to do.
24:41I'll be back to see you later.
24:48Blistering barnacles.
24:49I'm glad to be out of there.
24:51The food was terrible.
24:53Oh, that reminds me.
24:54I wanted to pick up some postcards.
24:57Okay, but don't be too long.
24:59Yes, of course you can come along.
25:01No, no.
25:03Our plane leaves at noon.
25:06Okay, then.
25:07Wait there.
25:08I'll be back soon.
25:10Ah, just two more hours and we'll be on our way home.
25:15I can't wait for another nice, quiet walk in the countryside.
25:25Why is that car just sitting there?
25:33Let's see what's taking the Professor so long.
25:41Thundering, blistering bazookas.
25:46This cigarette.
25:48It's the same kind the Bordurian agent smokes.
25:52Professor!
25:59He's gone!
26:02Professor!
26:03My umbrella! My umbrella!
26:17What do we do now?
26:19Find the Bordurian embassy.
26:30Look out.
26:31Here comes one.
26:36Gotcha!
26:37Bloodthirsty devils.
26:41Captain, there's the embassy.
26:49Look!
26:59Look!
27:09Somebody's coming out of the embassy.
27:14They've got calculus.
27:16Operation Rescue!
27:19Captain!
27:20Charge!
27:23Take this and that.
27:28That'll teach you to kidnap my friend.
27:36They're putting him in a motorboat.
27:47They're after us in the helicopter.
27:49We got them.
27:57Captain!
28:05Get out of here.
28:07They're gonna pay for that.
28:10Bombs away!
28:16Earthworms! Slugs!
28:19They're going ashore.
28:32Captain!
28:35There they are.
28:47Run!
28:53Maniac!
28:54Rude hog!
28:58You crazy man!
29:00Why you park in the middle of the road?
29:02Please, this is an emergency.
29:04Our friend has been kidnapped.
29:07Get in.
29:08We'll catch you there.
29:09Thank you, sir.
29:11You in?
29:12Let's go.
29:17Blistering barnacles.
29:22Up ahead.
29:23Va bene.
29:32Italian drivers.
29:34Best in the world.
29:42Thundering typhoons.
29:44There!
29:47Thank you, sir.
29:51Empty.
29:54There they are.
30:15Ah!
30:17Ah!
30:23Don't worry, Professor.
30:24We'll save you.
30:30Last call for flight 273 to Borduria.
30:33Passengers, please board immediately.
30:35Those fools.
30:37They're going to Borduria.
30:44To Borduria 3218.
30:50Colonel Sponsor's office.
30:53Yes?
30:54I'll tell him.
30:57The plane has just left, Colonel.
30:59You were right.
31:00Tintin and Haddock were on it.
31:02Make sure the welcoming committee is at the airport.
31:06It has all been arranged, sir.
31:08Lieutenant!
31:10Yes, Colonel?
31:11They are not to leave Borduria alive.
31:27What sort of place is this?
31:29You're right, Captain.
31:30There's soldiers everywhere.
31:41What's wrong, Snowy?
31:44Oh, he forgot the professor's umbrella.
31:47Well, never mind.
31:49We can get him another one when we get back.
31:56You are Tintin and Haddock?
31:58Yes.
32:00Good morning, Mr. Tintin.
32:02I am Kronik.
32:03This is Clumsy.
32:04We are assigned to protect you on your visit to Borduria.
32:08We'll escort you to your hotel.
32:10Please, come with us.
32:13I think we should do what they say.
32:23Come on, Snowy.
32:31Come on, it's okay.
32:35Good boy.
32:39Captain, look!
32:42No door handles!
32:47Welcome to Borduria.
33:09BORDURIA
33:18Hello?
33:19Tintin, it's me.
33:21Hi, Captain.
33:22What are we going to do?
33:24We've got to find a way to lose those goons.
33:26Yes, I'll meet you outside your room.
33:29I'm hungry, too.
33:33The phone's bound to be tapped.
33:39Captain, I propose we order a bottle of champagne
33:42in honor of our gracious hosts.
33:44Champagne?
33:45Since when do you...
33:46Ow!
33:47Poor Captain.
33:48Is your rheumatism acting up again?
33:51Rheumatism?
33:52Oh, yeah.
33:53My rheumatism.
33:55Well, there's nothing like champagne for that.
33:58Waiter!
34:00Yoshikawa Borduria
34:05Hop, hop, hop, Borduria
34:09Borduria
34:13Okay, here's my room.
34:15I'll stay right out in the corridor.
34:18Good idea.
34:19In the hall.
34:20I'll be right outside.
34:23Good.
34:26Any problems?
34:27Nah.
34:28Sleeping like a baby.
34:35Uh-oh. Guards everywhere.
34:53A light bulb.
34:56Look!
35:00Come on, Captain!
35:05Halt! Halt!
35:19Blistering barnacles!
35:21My eardrums!
35:35Let's blend in with the crowd.
35:38Uh-oh.
35:39Soldiers everywhere.
35:45Colonel Spence!
35:46The foreigners have escaped!
35:48Find them, you incompetent fools!
35:51Or tomorrow you'll face a firing squad.
35:55You sure you know where you're going?
35:57There's gotta be a back door.
35:59Ding, ding.
36:01Is that you?
36:03My handsome young man.
36:05How wonderful for you to see me perform.
36:08Always a pleasure, madame.
36:10And I see you have brought a friend.
36:12Captain Haddock, at your service.
36:14Charmed.
36:16You must join me for a little celebration.
36:20So, Mr. Pallack, you saw the show.
36:23Such a success, wasn't it?
36:26Uh, Haddock, madame, I, uh...
36:32Who is it?
36:34Signora, it is Colonel Spence.
36:37He wishes to pay his respects.
36:39But, of course.
36:41But, of course.
36:43But, of course.
36:45But, of course.
36:47But, of course.
36:49My admirers, they adore me.
36:51Please, madame, don't let him in.
36:54My friend and I are in trouble.
36:58Come in.
37:01Ah, madame.
37:05Colonel.
37:09Please sit down.
37:13What is this?
37:17Ah, a stage prop, Colonel.
37:20The magic of the opera, yes?
37:22Here, allow me to take your coat.
37:27Will you take some refreshment with me, Colonel?
37:35Open up!
37:36You again?
37:37Colonel Spence!
37:39Excuse us, we are searching for the foreigners.
37:42They are not here, you idiots!
37:44Search someplace else!
37:47Forgive me, madame.
37:49They are looking for two escaped spies.
37:52It sounds most interesting.
37:54You must tell me more, Colonel.
37:56It is a matter of no significance.
37:59The spies are after a prisoner being held in the Bakin Fortress.
38:03They will not succeed, of course.
38:05Only I hold the necessary papers that would secure the prisoner's release.
38:10Bingo!
38:13Hmm.
38:15Hmm.
38:17Everything seems to be in order.
38:23What are you doing?
38:25You know the rules.
38:27All papers must be checked.
38:29Of course, Commandant.
38:31This is Major Kaduka of Bakin Fortress.
38:34I wish to speak to Colonel Spence.
38:36I have two men here with papers ordering the release of the foreigners.
38:41Yes?
38:43Oh, really?
38:46Fine, gentlemen. We'll release the prisoner immediately.
38:56Ah, Colonel.
38:58I just had Major Kaduka on the phone, sir.
39:00He was confirming the release of the foreign scientist.
39:03Fine.
39:06What?
39:08Get Kaduka on the phone!
39:10Get Kaduka on the phone!
39:12They must not be allowed to leave the fortress!
39:19We did it!
39:21Welcome back, Professor.
39:23Well, no, I never had the chance to get any postcards.
39:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
39:28I was...
39:33Blistering barnacles!
39:35We've been found out.
39:37And we're still an hour from the border.
39:40Faster! They're gaining on us!
39:42Captain, unhook the roof at the back.
39:44Okay.
39:49Ready?
39:51Now!
40:00Take that, you bike-riding swabs!
40:10No!
40:30Move in!
40:40Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
40:46Whoa!
40:49You should have told me you couldn't drive this tank!
40:52You should have asked.
40:54I think I've got the hang of it now.
40:56We're almost there.
40:58The border's only two kilometers away.
41:04Landmines!
41:06Yikes!
41:10Whoa!
41:16Stubble-headed dweezils!
41:18Fatheads!
41:20Proletarians!
41:22Uh-oh.
41:26It's a roadblock. What'll we do?
41:28We'll go right through it.
41:30Hang on!
41:33Aah!
41:41We're at the border!
41:43Ha-ha-ha-ha!
41:54Bark!
41:56Bark!
41:58Bark!
42:02Good boy!
42:04You found the professor's umbrella.
42:07Aah!
42:09What a relief to be home again.
42:11And with our good friend, Calculus.
42:13That reminds me.
42:15Where is my umbrella?
42:17Your umbrella?
42:19Bark!
42:22My umbrella!
42:24My dear little umbrella!
42:26And now, look.
42:28I almost forgot.
42:30I found the professor's umbrella.
42:33And now, look.
42:35I unscrew the handle and...
42:37Ah!
42:39The microfilm of the plans for my machine!
42:41It's gone!
42:43Oh!
42:45Now I remember where I left it.
42:49Here it is.
42:51I left it on my bedside table.
42:53It's a dangerous weapon
42:55because some people could use it for warlike ends.
42:57There is only one thing to do.
42:59Destroy these plans.
43:03Ah! Why, thank you, Captain.
43:07Blistering barnacles!
43:09My nerves won't stand much more of you!
43:11You flaming jack-in-the-box!
43:13Chickenpox?
43:15At your age?
43:17Oh, I am sorry.
43:19Ha-ha-ha-ha!
43:29THE END
43:59THE END
44:29THE END