The Trap Door Slither, Wriggle and Writhe Full Episode Halloween Special
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00:00What did you say, Berk?
00:03I said I'm D.I.M.
00:06Dim Years Very True.
00:08Not dim. I'm doing it myself.
00:11You're doing it with me.
00:12Oh, stop moaning.
00:14I'm not moaning, it's just that...
00:15I need your help putting these shells up, that's all.
00:19Not much to ask, is it?
00:22Clear off, you.
00:31Right, steady does it. There, that looks about right.
00:34Nice and sturdy, too.
00:36Oh, this isn't really comfy.
00:38Don't talk, or I'll lose me balance.
00:41I was just saying...
00:42Oh, I've lost me balance.
00:44Berk, what's all that noise?
00:48Just putting up those shells like you told me to, sire.
00:51Just keep it down.
00:53Well, denture face, you weren't much help, were you?
00:56I never said I wanted to be.
00:58Now, look, all me wood's broken and him upstairs is going on at me.
01:01No one's moaning.
01:03We'd better find some more wood.
01:10I could use the wood from this.
01:12I wouldn't recommend it.
01:15That'll do nicely.
01:21What did I say?
01:23What did I say?
01:25Oi, who asked you in?
01:28Oh, dear, oh, dear.
01:31What am I going to do now?
01:37Ouch.
01:39If I told you once I told...
01:51Now, look here.
01:54Wait a minute.
01:56There he goes.
02:07Hang about. There's a nice bit of wood.
02:15Don't forget our little problem down here, Berk.
02:18Big problem up here, is there, to get this bit of wood down.
02:23Oh, dear.
02:25Oh!
02:28Right, it's bonking time.
02:31I loves a bit of bonking.
02:33Three, four, five, six, seven, can't remember the rest.
02:37Ha-ha.
02:41Twelve!
02:44Well, that sorted that lot out.
02:47I can even use this bit of rafter for me shelves.
02:50Where's Boney?
02:53Not here.
02:55Oh, well, do it on me own, then.
03:01Ah, there we are. Nice and sturdy, too.
03:04Boney!
03:06Boney!
03:08What have you written to my shelves, then?
03:10Very nice, Berk, very nice.
03:14Oh, that's that.
03:17Berk! Berk!
03:19Oh, sheer great bloated my shelves.
03:23Noisy windbag.
03:25Berk! Have you finished those shelves yet?
03:33Hmm, everything's rather quiet around here today.
03:39Berk!
03:42Oh, what does he want now, I wonder?
03:45What is it, oh soft and spongy one?
03:48How's my garden? I hope it's looking nice.
03:53Oh, I forgot all about his rotten garden.
03:56Yes, your wobble-bobbliness.
03:58It's looking lovely.
04:00Lovely!
04:01I'd better go and have a look, I suppose.
04:03Tell the truth, I think his garden's horrible.
04:07I bet those plants have grown a bit by now.
04:10I expect they're hungry, too.
04:12Berk! Berk! Berk!
04:15All right, all right, keep the noise down.
04:20Oh, dear.
04:21Horrible things do look a bit hungry, don't they?
04:25All right, you noisy lot, I'll get you something to eat.
04:28I don't know, have you ever heard so much row from a bunch of rotten vegetables?
04:33Here you are, then.
04:35Dinner time.
04:37Some for you, and a little bit for you, and a piece for...
04:41Ouch!
04:42Greedy, aren't they?
04:44Suppose I'd better go and feed Thor now, old fatty's favourite vegetable.
04:48Where are you, my little cabbage?
04:55Cor, he's grown a bit.
04:57Scared the life out of me, then.
04:59Oh, well.
05:00Here you are, then.
05:02Steady, don't snatch!
05:03Whoever saw an onion with a beak?
05:05I said...
05:07don't snatch!
05:09There's no need to get all...
05:12Watch it!
05:14Don't be so greedy.
05:16Cor, this vegetable is dangerous.
05:20Well, that's this lot taken care of.
05:22I suppose I'd better get some dinner for him upstairs now.
05:25Worm pie, I think.
05:28There's worms down the trapdoor.
05:34Trouble is, there's other things down there, too.
05:37Swat! Swat!
05:39Stand still and be swatted, old globbits!
05:43Buzz off, you lot!
05:45Come here!
05:47Ugly things!
05:49Ow!
05:51They stink!
05:53Come on, Berk, let's get out of here.
05:55They're after me! They're after me!
06:00Fancy that.
06:02Thor's eaten them all.
06:04Right, then.
06:06If you like him that much, I know where there's plenty more.
06:09Steady.
06:14Steady, steady!
06:16Argh!
06:23Oh, no!
06:25Oh, no!
06:28Oh!
06:30Oh!
06:32Oh!
06:35Well done, Thor.
06:37He's gobbled all the things up.
06:40Oh, no, another one.
06:46Well done, Thor, me old flower, me old vegetable.
06:50Berk, I'm hungry!
06:53Hungry, sire?
06:56You are in luck.
06:59How would you fancy a nice salad?
07:12Oi!
07:14Did you see that?
07:16That horrible little thing came squirting out of the trapdoor.
07:19I'm going to nail that trapdoor shut one of these days.
07:23Snap, snap, snap!
07:26Come here!
07:28Mind that trap!
07:53Shh, Boney, keep the noise down.
07:55Him upstairs is fast asleep and he'll go spare if you wake him.
08:06Oh, globbits.
08:09It's all right, he's still asleep.
08:11You all right, Boney?
08:18He's all right.
08:20Right, you elongated bait bean, where are you?
08:23I know you're here somewhere.
08:25Where'd he go?
08:31Come back here!
08:33Where is it?
08:40Oh, no!
08:42It's gone upstairs.
08:45You behave yourself up here, drut.
08:47Now, where'd that little thing go?
08:51Oh, no!
08:53It's been and gone into...
08:55his bedroom.
09:09Dear.
09:12Dear.
09:14Drut, come here.
09:18You go in and get him while I stand guard out here.
09:21All right?
09:23Oh, well.
09:31It's in here somewhere.
09:33Got to be careful, though.
09:36Earthworm stew.
09:38Don't want to wake him.
09:40Oh, no!
09:48Ah, there it is!
09:53Close your three eyes, him upstairs.
09:56Go to sleep, my old lovely.
09:59Oh, sorry, drut, I thought you were that little thing.
10:06Ah, there you are.
10:08Well, you're going back down that trap door, you little grot.
10:11Now, are you going to come quietly, or am I going to be obliged to...
10:16Who's that?
10:17Hello?
10:18Who is that?
10:19It's me, sir.
10:20Berk?
10:21Berk, sorry.
10:22Is that you?
10:23Faithful Berk.
10:24What are you doing all in my boudoir, you toady?
10:26I'm just emptying the garbage, sir.
10:28Berk, Berk, stand still, or I'll thump you.
10:31No, sir, no, no, no, no, no.
10:33Oh, no, sir, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:37He's all through the garbage.
10:40Just getting rid of a bit of rubbish.
10:45Down you go.
10:49I don't think you should keep throwing all that muck down the trap door, Berk.
10:56You're a worrier, bony.
10:58And a nagger, too.
11:00I don't nag, do I, Berk?
11:04Yes, you do.
11:06Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.
11:09I don't think I nag.
11:11Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.
11:15Naggety, naggety, naggety, naggety, nag, nag, naggety, nag.
11:19Do you think I nag, drop?
11:21Anyway, I don't think he...
11:23Oh!
11:30You look tasty.
11:32Buzz off!
11:33I'm creating.
11:35Berk! Quick, something, just...
11:39I say, that is disgusting.
11:44Right, let's try a smidgen of this, then.
11:47Lovely, lovely.
11:50Need something else.
11:52Ah, tasty bit of glodge.
11:57Sniff that.
11:58Right, need something else.
12:02Ah, that'll do nicely.
12:10Here, what's your game, you?
12:12I ate meat that moves.
12:16Oh, that's charming.
12:18I told him he shouldn't throw his rubbish down there.
12:23This is not the behaviour one expects from a light snack,
12:26so take a heavy whack.
12:31No, just lie there and simmer gently.
12:38This thing ain't friendly.
12:42Help!
12:45I have never seen a vile pile of rubbish.
12:57Right, this should sort him out.
13:00Berk, I think it's...
13:03That colour suits you, bony.
13:05Ah, missed, missed.
13:08This is all your fault, Berk.
13:14I'm gonna stick this implement right up his tube.
13:22Ah, that's bunged him up.
13:26Fart, fart, fart, fart.
13:36Ha, he can't spit now.
13:56You won't be told, Berk.
13:58I warned you. Oh, no.
14:00You said neg, neg, neg, neggety, neggety, neggety, neggety.
14:04What a load of rubbish.
14:10Did I tell you him upstairs will be flying home soon,
14:13so I'm out looking for some mushrooms for his breakfast.
14:16Berk, is that you?
14:19Good morning, your flabbiness.
14:21I'm hungry.
14:23I'm hungry.
14:25He's always flipping hungry, fat lump.
14:28It's a wonder he don't pop.
14:31Good, look at the size of that one.
14:34He looks nice and tasty.
14:37Gotta be careful, though.
14:39Some mushrooms can be poisonous.
14:42Let's have you, then.
14:44Ouch, that hurt.
14:47Where are you off to?
14:49Come back here, you horrible little red-spotted breakfast.
14:53Right.
14:59Oi, fungus chops.
15:03I'll have you.
15:05You can't get away from old Berky.
15:11I've got you now, you little...
15:13Oh, he can't spend all morning chasing about
15:16after he, him upstairs, wants his breakfast.
15:18And you're it, if I can catch him.
15:21Come here!
15:32Where's he gone now, then?
15:41Where am I?
15:44And where's that horrible little mushroom got to?
15:51There he goes again.
15:54Oi! Come back here!
16:00I'll never find him down here. It's too dark.
16:08It's no good. That mushroom could be hiding anywhere.
16:13Can you see the horrible little thing?
16:17I wonder if he went this way.
16:20Hello, little mushroom.
16:23Oh, it's a bit creepy down here.
16:30Phew, that was no good, was it?
16:34Right, where's that mushroom?
16:40Where is he?
16:43Where are you?
16:51Oh, globbits, globbits, globbits.
16:54Oh, I've had enough.
16:56Him upstairs would have someone else for his breakfast, flippin' mushroom.
17:00Now, how do I get out of here? I think I could be lost.
17:03Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
17:05Oh, I suppose this way's as good as any.
17:08Oh, that looks like a way out up there.
17:13Oh.
17:15Berk! Where's my breakfast?
17:18Oh, I wonder where Berk's got to. Him upstairs is very angry.
17:24Oh.
17:26Oh, dear.
17:28Now, something's coming out of the trapdoor.
17:31A horrible pink runny thing. Oh, I wish Berk was here.
17:34Whoa, fancy that. Look where I come out.
17:37Berk! Berk!
17:41There's no place like home.
17:48Yuck, there's something horrible coming through the archway.
17:56Berk, there's something horrible coming...
17:58Oh, well, I think that's got rid of all that horrid rubbish, then.
18:03Goodness, Berk, you gave me a terrible fright.
18:06I thought it was something hideous from out of the trapdoor.
18:10Oh, stop worrying, Boney.
18:12Nothing'll get out of there with all that rubbish bunging it up.
18:16What's that noise?
18:19What was that?
18:21I don't know, Berk, but it sounded awful and smelt disgusting.
18:26Ah, that reminds me.
18:29I left some cooking in the oven for him upstairs, and I expect it's done by now.
18:34I'd better go and have a look.
18:36I forgot all about it.
18:41Oh, globbits! What's that ugly thing doing in my oven?
18:45Argh! Another one! Oh, globbits!
18:50Argh! They're all over the place!
18:54Phew! I wonder where they're coming from.
18:59Oh, globbits, leave me alone!
19:02Oh, dear. How am I supposed to get on with things with ghoulies popping up everywhere?
19:07Still, they won't find me in here.
19:09Argh!
19:13Oh...
19:16I ain't staying round here. I'm off.
19:19I'll hide in here, then.
19:21Oh!
19:23What a day!
19:26I hate days like this when you can't get on with that cooking.
19:30What was that?
19:32Oh, dear. It's one of them horrible fantooms.
19:40Oh, he's just trotting his nippers.
19:44Hello, you lot!
19:47I got a bunch of ghoulies out of me, and I thought you was one of...
19:50Argh!
19:53Argh!
19:55Argh!
19:58Oh, I hate ghoulies!
20:01Oh, globbits! There's hundreds of them!
20:05Argh!
20:09Hello, Berk.
20:10Oh, hello, Boney. I've just been...
20:14Can you hear something?
20:15Yes, Berk. It's coming from the trapdoor.
20:18Oh, globbits.
20:22What the...?
20:24Oh, no, look.
20:26I see.
20:27Oh, what a mess. All me rubbish has come back out.
20:31I suppose I'd better chuck it all back down again before him upstairs finds out.
20:37He'll get the exploding warts if he sees this mess.
20:42To be honest, Berk, I think it'd be very unwise to throw it back down the trapdoor again.
20:48Oh, shut up, Boney. What could possibly...?
20:51Don't chuck your rubbish down the trapdoor!
21:06What was that about?
21:08Actually, Berk, old chap, I think you've just been told off.
21:12Oh, funny, that. I had a feeling they were trying to tell me something.
21:21Bye now. See you next time.