Kho Gaye Hum Kahan 2023 Hindi Movie
Kho Gaye Hum Kahan 2023 Hindi Movie
Transcript
00:00:00Good day.
00:00:01Thank you.
00:00:06How was mass?
00:00:07It was fine.
00:00:11It got over?
00:00:12Yes.
00:00:13I just ordered it.
00:00:15It's 8,000.
00:00:16You guys should have checked the bill.
00:00:18Someone has to check the bills.
00:00:2112 egg whites every day, salmon.
00:00:24Isn't that enough protein?
00:00:25So I paid for it.
00:00:26I don't pay for everyone else.
00:00:28That's what you want.
00:00:29Can I have a breakfast in peace?
00:00:30All I want is for you to save your money.
00:00:32And 20 pair of shoes.
00:00:34Why do you have it?
00:00:35I need proper sneakers.
00:00:37Your generation doesn't know what you need and what you want.
00:00:40Get me a t-shirt, socks.
00:00:41The expenses of the house...
00:00:51I don't know why you're upset with me.
00:00:53What have I done?
00:00:55Have I done anything?
00:00:57We're not fighting for the first time.
00:00:59And not for the last time either.
00:01:01So can you please just tell me,
00:01:03what's the point of taking a break?
00:01:05Just don't say that you're bored of me.
00:01:07Or that you want someone else.
00:01:10I don't understand what you want.
00:01:12What are you looking for?
00:01:15What we have is precious, Rohan.
00:01:17I don't know when we stopped talking.
00:01:21Please call me.
00:01:23I'll wait.
00:01:28Hold my hand,
00:01:29because I'm taking you and me
00:01:31to La La Land.
00:01:33I'm Lala.
00:01:34But of course you know that.
00:01:36And today I've brought you all
00:01:38to sunny, gorgeous
00:01:40Maldives.
00:01:41To celebrate you guys.
00:01:43All one million of you.
00:01:46So let's dance,
00:01:47shake a hip,
00:01:48run on the sand,
00:01:49take a dip in the pool.
00:01:50Because life is La La La.
00:01:53At the beautiful Maldives Sea Villa.
00:01:57Why is she getting a free vacation?
00:02:00She has a million followers, bro.
00:02:02Wear a bikini,
00:02:03the guys will follow you.
00:02:05Just shut up, man.
00:02:07She's an influencer.
00:02:08Who's getting influenced
00:02:09by this inflatable horse?
00:02:11It works, dude.
00:02:12People don't know that it's all sponsored.
00:02:14The hotels, trips, right?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:17She's a marketing genius.
00:02:18What?
00:02:19Looks like the next
00:02:20Mean Parallel Rom-Com
00:02:21is going to be released.
00:02:22Come on guys, grow up.
00:02:24She's my client.
00:02:25Oh, she's your client.
00:02:26You went to the Maldives with her, right?
00:02:28Yeah, so?
00:02:29To pick up her stuff?
00:02:31I went to train.
00:02:32You went to train?
00:02:33Why didn't you take a selfie with her?
00:02:35Yeah, she's your client, right?
00:02:37Yeah, so is it necessary
00:02:38to post every life update?
00:02:40She's a little shady.
00:02:41She's very shady.
00:02:44Okay, fine.
00:02:45Fine?
00:02:46Yeah, what?
00:02:47Fine.
00:02:48Fine what?
00:02:49What fine?
00:02:50It's more than that.
00:02:51I knew it.
00:02:53Since when?
00:02:54It's been a while.
00:02:55It's been a few months.
00:02:56You've been hiding it for months?
00:02:59No one should find out.
00:03:01Who do you think we are?
00:03:02Bro, her followers should think
00:03:04she's single and attainable.
00:03:06We're not her followers.
00:03:08You're still not following her?
00:03:10We're your friends.
00:03:12Behave like a friend.
00:03:14Just give me some privacy.
00:03:15Imad, give him privacy.
00:03:17Privacy.
00:03:18Privacy.
00:03:19Okay, privacy.
00:03:20I'm a couple.
00:03:21I have privacy.
00:03:22Privacy.
00:03:23Privacy.
00:03:30Sorry, sorry.
00:03:33Seriously bro,
00:03:34this AI shit could end careers.
00:03:36Yours will end,
00:03:37but mine isn't even starting.
00:03:39It'll happen.
00:03:41You'll be fine.
00:03:42You're the man.
00:03:43You're good.
00:03:45Good doesn't cut it anymore, bro.
00:03:46These days you need to have your own brand
00:03:48and for that you need celebrity clients.
00:03:50I do.
00:03:51Lala.
00:03:52Today Lala,
00:03:53tomorrow Lolo,
00:03:54then Bebo,
00:03:55then Saif.
00:04:01But seriously,
00:04:02I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
00:04:06I want to open my own gym.
00:04:09That'll be a game changer.
00:04:10Then open it.
00:04:12Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:04:14I have 28,000 rupees in my account.
00:04:15I'll open two branches this week.
00:04:16What do you say?
00:04:17Shit.
00:04:19Dude,
00:04:20even I don't know what I'm doing.
00:04:22Let's do one thing.
00:04:23Let's try for 20 years.
00:04:25If nothing happens,
00:04:26Ana will come to support us.
00:04:28I'm sure she's already planning for it.
00:04:31The excuse is sorted.
00:04:34What are you doing with Rohan?
00:04:37Rohan needs a break.
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I didn't say anything.
00:04:41You didn't say anything.
00:04:44Rohan needs a break from Ana.
00:04:47Cuts.
00:04:48I know.
00:04:50Cuts.
00:04:52Bottoms up!
00:05:17I don't have time for that.
00:05:20Just finish your coffee.
00:05:42Why did Rohan upload a picture of a cake?
00:05:45What?
00:05:46It's the same thing, right?
00:05:47Wait a second. How is it the same thing?
00:05:48Bro, a cupcake is part of the cake family.
00:05:50So what?
00:05:51Cupcakes have their own identity, right?
00:05:53They have their own identity.
00:05:54No, you'll call a pastry a cake?
00:05:56Are you crazy?
00:05:57You'll call a pastry a pastry?
00:05:58Are you crazy?
00:05:59If I put up a picture of Halcyon, a dog won't be able to write it.
00:06:00You idiot!
00:06:01You're talking like a South Indian.
00:06:02If you call Messi a Messi,
00:06:03then I'll call him Messi.
00:06:04He's in Mumbai.
00:06:05Shut up!
00:06:06Just shut up!
00:06:08Ugh!
00:06:16I want a break or I want a break-up?
00:06:20Ahaana,
00:06:21the proposal deck for Adrena Fit is ready.
00:06:23I'll mail it to you.
00:06:24Great.
00:06:25Thank you.
00:06:27You made the whole strategy
00:06:28and she'll take the credit.
00:06:31She uploaded a picture of a cake this morning.
00:06:33What?
00:06:34A cupcake.
00:06:36And a heart.
00:06:37Cupcake?
00:06:40Let's check.
00:06:42Stacey Gomez.
00:06:43Mrinalini Jaisinghani.
00:06:45Trisha Mariwala.
00:06:46Anushka Gupta.
00:06:48Kylie Jenner.
00:06:49Kylie Jenner.
00:06:50Dude, all boys follow Kylie.
00:06:52Who's this dream girl?
00:06:53Ayush's sister.
00:06:54Buttercup cakes?
00:06:56Open that.
00:07:00These are her cupcakes.
00:07:04Hmm.
00:07:05Tanya Buttercup Fly.
00:07:08Tanya Mehra.
00:07:09Just a girl
00:07:10with a sweet tooth
00:07:11and a sweet life.
00:07:12Sparkle Emoji.
00:07:14Always remember
00:07:15to sprinkle laughter,
00:07:16spontaneity,
00:07:17and kindness
00:07:18onto every single cupcake.
00:07:20Hashtag
00:07:21pick the world
00:07:22a better place.
00:07:25Let me see.
00:07:33Let's see her stories.
00:07:36She'll see my name.
00:07:37We'll have to make a fake account.
00:07:39Good.
00:07:43I want a break
00:07:44basically means
00:07:45I want to hook up with someone else.
00:07:48You said
00:07:49you've never been in a relationship
00:07:51and yet you're so sure.
00:07:52I know, right?
00:07:53I should be the therapist.
00:07:55But how can I compete
00:07:56with your cardigan look?
00:07:59We're here
00:08:00to talk about you.
00:08:03Not about my cardigan.
00:08:05Don't you think
00:08:06we're stuck in a loop?
00:08:07Iman, I think
00:08:08you've built a wall
00:08:09around yourself
00:08:11and you don't want
00:08:12to let anyone else in.
00:08:15But you deserve
00:08:16a healthy loving relationship, Iman.
00:08:18What I really deserve
00:08:19is that Dad
00:08:20stops sending me to sessions.
00:08:24You know, Iman,
00:08:25the thing about shame
00:08:26is that
00:08:27the more you try
00:08:28to hide it,
00:08:30the more it gets.
00:08:33But when we talk about it,
00:08:34then you know that...
00:08:35It's been 14 years.
00:08:38I've forgotten.
00:08:39You should forget it too.
00:08:44Where did you get this cardigan from?
00:08:47You're sure this will work, right?
00:08:48Trust me, bro.
00:08:50It'll strengthen our glutes,
00:08:52build endurance
00:08:53and keep our knees protected.
00:08:54That's good.
00:08:55That's a squat.
00:08:56Hold that.
00:08:57Stabilize.
00:08:58Pelvis tucked in.
00:08:59Chest up, bam.
00:09:00Shoulders dropped.
00:09:01Yeah, that's correct.
00:09:03Let's go for one last.
00:09:04Just on one leg.
00:09:05Alright.
00:09:06This will strengthen your glutes.
00:09:08It'll build endurance.
00:09:09One.
00:09:10Two.
00:09:11One more.
00:09:12It'll protect against injury.
00:09:14Proper shoulders.
00:09:15Lengthen the spine.
00:09:17Breathe.
00:09:18Smile.
00:09:22Why can't I look like Malaika?
00:09:25What's the point?
00:09:26Take care of yourself.
00:09:27That makes you beautiful.
00:09:28Right?
00:09:29One.
00:09:30Nine.
00:09:31Ten.
00:09:32Come on, Anisa.
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:35Eleven.
00:09:36I don't know the capital of Uganda,
00:09:38but I do know what Malaika Arora wore to the gym yesterday.
00:09:43Our attention span is also decreasing.
00:09:45We used to have a five-day test match.
00:09:47Now, if you don't find the video interesting in the first five seconds,
00:09:50they'll be like,
00:09:51what are you doing?
00:09:52Get down.
00:09:53I think the only people who can perform in less than five seconds
00:09:56are Indian men in bed.
00:10:02I think I over-related.
00:10:05Are you both together?
00:10:07Sorry, sir.
00:10:11If we see someone's profile,
00:10:13who has a like that we aspire to have,
00:10:15we instantly follow them.
00:10:18We're going to be insecure and depressed every day,
00:10:21but we are willingly following it.
00:10:23How stupid is that?
00:10:25If you want a daily reminder that you're a disappointment,
00:10:28just call your dad.
00:10:29Because he must still think that his son will make a big name for himself.
00:10:34Recently, I read a survey that said
00:10:36an average person checks their phone 224 times a day.
00:10:39Wow.
00:10:40If you're doing any activity 224 times a day,
00:10:43it's not an activity,
00:10:45it's an addiction.
00:10:47And we have become addicted to other people's lives.
00:10:50That's it.
00:10:52Glasses on your eyes and a lock on your brain.
00:10:56I don't want to know what you're doing,
00:10:58what you're thinking, what you're eating.
00:10:59I better think to do all right.
00:11:01Like finding out what Malaika Arora wore to the gym today.
00:11:06That's my time. Thank you so much.
00:11:08Also, we have a very special guest tonight.
00:11:11And a dear friend.
00:11:12Please give it up for Sapan Verma.
00:11:19Hello. Give it up for him, everybody.
00:11:21Come on, let's go.
00:11:23We need some commercial material, you know.
00:11:25Something that becomes a meme and goes viral.
00:11:27Tap into that tier two, tier three space, man.
00:11:30Take it to the next level.
00:11:31This is my next level.
00:11:32Becoming a meme or a virus.
00:11:34Of course.
00:11:36Listen, there's a high-profile wedding next week.
00:11:39You'll host it.
00:11:40And you'll dance.
00:11:43Bye, Melvin.
00:11:44That means we are on, right?
00:11:46Did you see Veer Das's new special?
00:11:48Yes, I did.
00:11:49It was okay.
00:11:52Okay?
00:11:53I liked it a lot.
00:11:56What was he doing with the audience?
00:11:58When is your show coming?
00:12:00It will.
00:12:01It takes time.
00:12:02Still, keep this a cut-off.
00:12:03You know, when I was your age, I was a self...
00:12:05I know. You had a car.
00:12:06You had kids.
00:12:07And you even walked on the moon, right?
00:12:10I can take care of myself, dad.
00:12:11Don't worry.
00:12:12I know.
00:12:14All I'm saying is,
00:12:15calm down a little.
00:12:16The house and money that your mother has left,
00:12:18won't last you the rest of your life.
00:12:26Hey.
00:12:27Hello.
00:12:28Hello.
00:12:29Hi.
00:12:30Bedtime?
00:12:31Yes.
00:12:32Yes.
00:12:33Kiddos, give brother a kiss, quick.
00:12:34Come on.
00:12:35Come on, come on.
00:12:39Drive the knee up.
00:12:42Close.
00:12:43That's it.
00:12:44Good.
00:12:45Calm down.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48And all the way up.
00:12:49And maintain that line.
00:12:51Catch it by close.
00:12:53Engage the core.
00:12:54Come on, Lala. Focus.
00:12:57What's up?
00:12:59This uncle keeps peeping inside.
00:13:02Who, uncle?
00:13:03Nothing.
00:13:04Huh?
00:13:05Don't open it.
00:13:06He's standing there and peeping.
00:13:08Complain about him.
00:13:10And what should I say?
00:13:11That he keeps peeping inside.
00:13:13Then Adhan will be in jail, right?
00:13:16Unbelievable.
00:13:19You're cute.
00:13:21Finish this side. Come on.
00:13:22Good.
00:13:28I'm very professional.
00:13:44I wanted to meet Hanu and Rehmat.
00:13:47What's the scene tomorrow?
00:13:49I'm taking mom and dad out for dinner tomorrow.
00:13:53But sometime later.
00:13:55Yeah, sounds good.
00:13:58Come.
00:13:59Let's get some squats in.
00:14:00Come on, let's go.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:08Zeeshan.
00:14:09Hi, Simran.
00:14:10Hi.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:16Please come in.
00:14:17Thanks.
00:14:20Oh, how?
00:14:25I mean, I wasn't expecting this.
00:14:28Are you praising me or criticizing me?
00:14:29No, no, it's really nice.
00:14:31It's got character.
00:14:33There's nothing wrong with it.
00:14:35It feels like it's always been here.
00:14:43So, I think we should just jump right into it.
00:14:45It'll feel a little awkward in the beginning.
00:14:48But, you know.
00:14:50Usually, I allow the camera after 3-4 dates.
00:14:54I told you I came to take your pictures.
00:14:57I thought it was an excuse to meet.
00:14:59No, I'm a photographer.
00:15:01For a project.
00:15:02It's called The People of Tinder.
00:15:04Nice.
00:15:05You want to interview me?
00:15:07Kinda.
00:15:09Go on, artist.
00:15:11That's me.
00:15:15So, you want to meet the person behind your profile?
00:15:19Thanks.
00:15:20I guess.
00:15:21I just want to know who you are when you're alone.
00:15:25But I'm not alone.
00:15:27Yeah, I know.
00:15:28Just ignore me.
00:15:29Do your thing.
00:15:31Tough.
00:15:32Your presence here is affecting your art a lot.
00:15:36Are you interested or should I leave?
00:15:38Are you breaking up with me?
00:15:45How old are you?
00:15:4625.
00:15:48What do you do?
00:15:50I'm a stand-up comic.
00:15:51You know what's the problem with political jokes?
00:15:54Sometimes, they get elected.
00:15:57Why comedy?
00:15:59Dad, you?
00:16:02When did you feel funny for the first time?
00:16:06Maybe, when I was really sad.
00:16:15What's with this ring?
00:16:20Mom's ring.
00:16:27You ever been in love?
00:16:31What?
00:16:32You never broke your heart?
00:16:35Once.
00:16:37How old were you?
00:16:41Nine.
00:16:42Nine?
00:16:44We don't get to choose that shit.
00:16:53So, have you ever been in love?
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:09Bye, Zeeshan.
00:17:14It's Amad.
00:17:15What?
00:17:16Zeeshan was only for the tender.
00:17:17My name is Amad.
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Bye.
00:17:22Bye.
00:17:42Life is a collection of moments.
00:17:46Choose your lens wisely.
00:17:53Life is a collection of moments.
00:17:55Choose your lens wisely.
00:17:58Come on, Ashish. Let's go, brother.
00:17:59No stopping. No stopping.
00:18:00Squad deeper. Squad deeper.
00:18:01Engage the core.
00:18:02That's the shoulders.
00:18:03Come on. Engage the core.
00:18:04Keep going. Keep going.
00:18:05No stopping. Use it.
00:18:07Sorry. Take it easy.
00:18:09Dude.
00:18:11Easy 350s.
00:18:12Oh, yeah, bro.
00:18:14Been trying to cop these babies for months.
00:18:17All right. 30 seconds up.
00:18:18Come on.
00:18:20He's going to kill me, bro.
00:18:22That's why I say come to the gym, bro.
00:18:24You'll also feel motivated if you see the others.
00:18:27There are a lot of people, bro.
00:18:28Not my scene.
00:18:31Let my studio open, bro.
00:18:33It'll be perfect for you.
00:18:36You're opening your own studio?
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:38I'll only have 10 clients at a time.
00:18:40Tailor-made services for each.
00:18:42Calisthenics, CrossFit, Powerlifting, Yoga.
00:18:44You name it.
00:18:45Superb, bro.
00:18:47Thank you, baby.
00:18:49All right. Let's go.
00:18:51It's hot.
00:18:52That's it.
00:18:53I just did a market survey.
00:18:54The fitness industry is booming.
00:18:56Have to do it.
00:18:57Yeah, I'm making a budget.
00:18:58You need a business plan.
00:19:00How will you make money if you have 10 clients at a time?
00:19:04The place will be so exclusive that you can charge more.
00:19:07Investors should feel that the idea is scalable.
00:19:09Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:11You know what I'm thinking?
00:19:12There should be two studios in Mumbai.
00:19:14One in Bangalore, one in Delhi.
00:19:16Dude, that is the dream.
00:19:17Or you can launch an app.
00:19:19You can have a nutritionist.
00:19:20You can have specialized meals at leisure.
00:19:23Diet plans.
00:19:24You can have kickboxing, Zumba.
00:19:26Shit.
00:19:27Everything.
00:19:29Yeah.
00:19:32MBA, bitches.
00:19:37If I find someone like you, I'll be sorted.
00:19:42Why someone like me?
00:19:44I am there.
00:19:47Your job?
00:19:50I'll leave it.
00:19:52I can't do anything there.
00:19:55We'll run everything.
00:19:56You set up the studio.
00:19:57I'll do the expansion and management.
00:20:03You're hired.
00:20:05Let's do this.
00:20:06Seriously.
00:20:07You're hired.
00:20:09What about the money?
00:20:10We'll make a killer pitch.
00:20:11We'll work with the investors.
00:20:14Guys, I'm in.
00:20:18How much will it cost?
00:20:21How?
00:20:24Mom left some money for me.
00:20:26She wanted to invest smartly.
00:20:29Like this.
00:20:31Bro, you're serious?
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33Imaan, we accept this funding.
00:20:36But, guys, it'll take time to break even.
00:20:39So, you guys have to be sure.
00:20:41Look, if I have to invest, I'll invest on you two.
00:20:45I trust you guys.
00:20:48Guys, is this actually happening?
00:20:50It is.
00:20:52Oh, shit.
00:20:53Oh, shit.
00:20:56To the jungle gym.
00:20:57The jungle gym.
00:20:59The jungle gym?
00:21:00I love it.
00:21:01I love it.
00:21:02To the jungle gym.
00:21:04Come on, friends.
00:21:05Let's help this friendship grow into a relationship.
00:21:11To the jungle gym.
00:21:17To the jungle gym.
00:21:38Sir, your bill.
00:21:39Come here.
00:21:41You're always ready.
00:21:44Do guys like this?
00:21:46Huh?
00:21:48Make a fake account.
00:21:49What?
00:21:51Otherwise, he'll know I can see his stories.
00:21:54Ask Rohan directly.
00:21:55Why is she pretending to be a detective?
00:21:57She needs to block Rohan.
00:21:59And drink.
00:22:01Fine.
00:22:03Cheers.
00:22:04Cheers.
00:22:06Isn't that Lala?
00:22:08Right?
00:22:09Huh?
00:22:10Yeah, that's her.
00:22:13I'll be back.
00:22:16Oh, wow.
00:22:18Who's she with?
00:22:21Cheers.
00:22:23Where do you want to do it?
00:22:24Hey, we can do it at any...
00:22:27Hi.
00:22:28Hi.
00:22:32Kartik.
00:22:33Neel.
00:22:34Neel's my trainer.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:37So, you're responsible for the way she looks, huh?
00:22:39Stop.
00:22:41I need a drink.
00:22:42Do you want something?
00:22:43I'm good.
00:22:44How about you?
00:22:45Drink?
00:22:46Cheers.
00:22:51So?
00:22:52You were supposed to go for dinner with your parents.
00:22:55Yes, I was.
00:22:57But they slept.
00:23:00Kartik is going to launch his own gin company.
00:23:03I could be the face of his online campaign.
00:23:06It's a big deal for me, Neel.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12You know what?
00:23:13I want to create that gin.
00:23:15I'm trying.
00:23:16Bro.
00:23:17Sorry.
00:23:19Have a good night.
00:23:20You too.
00:23:21Cheers.
00:23:23Because I'm sure he's not...
00:23:24Ayesha, hi.
00:23:26Congratulations.
00:23:27Thank you.
00:23:29I've seen the photos.
00:23:30Maldives must have been amazing.
00:23:31Oh, my God, babe.
00:23:32He proposed in a car.
00:23:34Like, in a parking lot.
00:23:36I was like, press pause, please.
00:23:39We're doing this on a beach.
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41Parking lot.
00:23:42Right?
00:23:43How dare he?
00:23:44Imagine.
00:23:45He didn't even think about your followers once.
00:23:47He should have.
00:23:48Classic.
00:23:49Hi, Imad.
00:23:50Hi.
00:23:51Always a pleasure.
00:23:52So, you're coming, right?
00:23:53Yes, 100%.
00:23:54And I'm counting you in.
00:23:55You too, babe.
00:23:56100%.
00:23:57Yes, 100%.
00:23:59I need another drink.
00:24:01Let's make coffee.
00:24:12What's up?
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00:25:46Well, were gonna have coffee, some tea.
00:25:47I can adjust it for you when you come as well.
00:25:48Don't know why, I'm too quiet nowadays.
00:25:49You might notice.
00:25:50Alright, I'll let you know when I'm fine.
00:25:51Look, I didn't want to suffer much anymore, okay?
00:25:52But my son is anyway gonna be fine, Okay, I promise.
00:25:53Thank you guys so much.
00:25:54Thank you so much.
00:25:55It's okay for you again soon.
00:25:56Up to you, madam.
00:25:57How happy she is about dropping down my presentation.
00:25:58How shameless.
00:25:59I'm done with this job.
00:26:00Hmmm...
00:26:02I'm done with this job.
00:26:18At least he's sorry.
00:26:23Sorry because he really is with Tanya.
00:26:31I know.
00:26:37Ana.
00:26:43Call me later.
00:27:01I'm sorry.
00:27:02I'm sorry.
00:27:03I'm sorry.
00:27:04I'm sorry.
00:27:30You coward.
00:27:32Ana.
00:27:34I made you some coffee.
00:27:36What happened? Why do you look so down?
00:27:41Aren't you getting late for office?
00:27:44I took the day off.
00:27:51Hey, look at this.
00:27:54Cute.
00:27:55Yeah?
00:27:56Yeah. It's nice.
00:27:58Wanna see more?
00:28:00Come home today.
00:28:02You're going home today, Imad?
00:28:04You wanna see more?
00:28:07You work on our million-dollar idea.
00:28:09Dad has to look at the business plan.
00:28:11And stop stocking up on cupcakes.
00:28:17This is disgusting.
00:28:19Your coffee is a fail.
00:28:20Divorce.
00:28:22Now you'll ask your friends for money?
00:28:24I'm not asking for money, Dad.
00:28:27Imad is investing. It's his business too.
00:28:29He'll take your expenses and treat you the same way.
00:28:31You have to be his servant.
00:28:33You're talking about my best friend.
00:28:34You should never do business with your friends.
00:28:36Everyone's experience isn't the same.
00:28:41You know a lot about business.
00:28:43You've been accounting for each other your whole life.
00:28:45Neel.
00:28:46What? It's true.
00:28:49What are you doing? He's too fast.
00:28:51He needs cardio, Neeta.
00:28:53Cardio.
00:28:55Not cardiac.
00:28:56No.
00:28:58Sorry. One sec.
00:28:59Keep running.
00:29:00You, Harsh.
00:29:01Bro, I'm going to Alibaug this weekend.
00:29:03Okay?
00:29:04I have a session with Malaika Arora.
00:29:06You'll have to come.
00:29:07Sure, bro. That'd be great.
00:29:09Yeah. That'd be great. Thanks, man.
00:29:11You got this. Make me proud.
00:29:12All right. Cheers.
00:29:13Cheers.
00:29:57Oh, my God.
00:29:59You killed me today, Neel.
00:30:01No, you killed it.
00:30:02Hot.
00:30:03Awesome.
00:30:04All right. I'll see you soon.
00:30:06Bye.
00:30:07Bye.
00:30:09You want a picture?
00:30:10No, it's all right.
00:30:12Come on. Let's get one.
00:30:13You sure?
00:30:14Yeah. Come on.
00:30:15Wow. Okay. Thanks.
00:30:16Hold on to this.
00:30:17Yeah. Sure.
00:30:24What's your handle?
00:30:26NeelPanera96.
00:30:30If you'd asked me, I wouldn't have posted it.
00:30:33But I liked it.
00:30:34Yeah, it's great.
00:30:35Bye. See you soon.
00:30:36See you.
00:30:38Malaika.
00:30:39Yeah?
00:30:40Oh.
00:30:41Thanks for killing me.
00:30:42Yeah.
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00:35:08Who are you?
00:35:10Come here.
00:35:12Did you post this?
00:35:18I did it.
00:35:19What is your problem?
00:35:20You're stalking a girl, posting her picture and tagging her.
00:35:23It's harassment.
00:35:25It's not a problem.
00:35:29Let's get out of here.
00:35:30When she doesn't want anyone to see her, why does she show it?
00:35:34What does she show?
00:35:36Her clothes.
00:35:38Everything is visible.
00:35:40And when she can post something like that, why can't I?
00:35:45It's her body, not yours.
00:35:48She'll do whatever is right for her.
00:35:51Not you.
00:35:53Do you understand?
00:35:54Heer is a kid. Let's go.
00:36:01Don't look back next time.
00:36:08I can't believe you did that.
00:36:13I can't believe people think they can do anything on social media and it's okay.
00:36:17It's okay.
00:36:28Are you okay?
00:36:31Hold it like a pen. Like a pen.
00:36:33Like that?
00:36:34Yeah, and swirl.
00:36:35Swirl, swirl.
00:36:38No.
00:36:39What's so funny?
00:36:42I came to Mumbai for two weeks and now I'm sitting here with a 25 year old kid.
00:36:48I'm sorry.
00:36:56I'm not a kid.
00:36:59And stop acting like one.
00:37:00Pour me some wine, please.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:04Okay?
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:17We were together for six years.
00:37:25Cancel?
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:34I'm sorry.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39It's messed up.
00:37:43It is.
00:37:48It was Atul's idea.
00:37:50Now that I think about it, he was just showing me the way.
00:37:53You know, to say goodbye.
00:38:01I'll need some more.
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:07Thank you.
00:38:09We're lucky. We're artists.
00:38:12At least we can deal with our life through our work.
00:38:16I'm a stand-up comic.
00:38:24You're an artist.
00:38:26I'm an artist.
00:38:38Leukemia.
00:38:40How old were you?
00:38:42Nine.
00:38:45We don't get to choose that shit, do we?
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:10I mean, this is what the whole experience was about.
00:39:13Knock, will you?
00:39:14It's two worlds that are just going to collide right now.
00:39:18And I want to see that being done.
00:39:19You still haven't gone to work?
00:39:21What's going on?
00:39:23Relax, Mom.
00:39:26Where were you?
00:39:27With the photographer?
00:39:29The photographer's name is Simran.
00:39:33Ooh!
00:39:34And his name is Har...
00:39:37Harpoon?
00:39:38None of your business.
00:39:40Did you have lunch?
00:39:42None of your business.
00:39:44Now get out.
00:39:45Get out.
00:39:46Imaad! Imaad!
00:39:47Get out!
00:39:48Imaad!
00:39:50Yes!
00:39:52He didn't even call.
00:39:55What a bastard, man.
00:39:57Since when are you going to train with me?
00:39:59Please.
00:40:00Life is already full of pain.
00:40:02You'll have fun, I promise.
00:40:03Imaad will do it too, right?
00:40:05No, thank you.
00:40:07Imaad has to focus on his modelling career.
00:40:10For his new photographer girlfriend,
00:40:12he's in love!
00:40:17Who are you making now?
00:40:18Forget about me.
00:40:19I'm making Muscle.
00:40:20Bob the Builder.
00:40:24Depensive!
00:40:25All right.
00:40:26Imaad loves a photographer.
00:40:27Imaad loves a photographer.
00:40:29You were fine when you were depressed.
00:40:31You're cancelled.
00:40:32You're cancelled.
00:40:34We've met twice.
00:40:37Twice?
00:40:38Twice.
00:40:39Bro, this is a proper long-term thing.
00:40:40We just spoke.
00:40:44Do you even talk these days?
00:40:46All night long.
00:40:49Go to hell.
00:40:51He's blushing.
00:40:53Imaad, it's love.
00:40:54It happens.
00:40:55You can't control it.
00:40:56Let's go.
00:40:57Correct.
00:40:58I'm going. I have a meeting.
00:41:00With Melbourne?
00:41:01Bye.
00:41:02Bye.
00:41:05She's pretty cool, actually.
00:41:08And?
00:41:09Was there anything romantic there?
00:41:12We kissed.
00:41:13Twice.
00:41:17It's not that big of a deal
00:41:18that you're telling your diary.
00:41:20You're not being hasty.
00:41:22That's good.
00:41:23I mean,
00:41:25we're friends.
00:41:27I think,
00:41:28that's what she thinks too,
00:41:29that we're friends.
00:41:30Interesting.
00:41:31You're thinking
00:41:33what she's thinking.
00:41:41Looking good.
00:41:45Your share should be more.
00:41:46Ana's less.
00:41:48She's the CEO and you can always replace her.
00:41:51It's Ana's plan, Dad.
00:41:52I'll replace her.
00:41:55She was always the smart one.
00:41:58Do you trust both of them?
00:41:59Dad, I only have two friends.
00:42:01Everyone's share will be equal.
00:42:04Okay?
00:42:05Starting my own business is a big opportunity, sir.
00:42:08Finally, my MBA will be useful.
00:42:10Also a big risk.
00:42:11But all the best, Ana.
00:42:12Thank you, sir.
00:42:13And a two-month notice period.
00:42:14Yes, of course.
00:42:16I'll miss you, Ana.
00:42:17Don't be silly.
00:42:18You didn't need me.
00:42:22Thank you, sir.
00:42:23Bye, Ana. Thank you.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:59Bye, Ana.
00:43:00Bye.
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00:45:38Happy Birthday.
00:45:54Wow, Neel. You got her a Gucci.
00:45:57Nice, right?
00:45:59It's super nice.
00:46:01Wow, Neel. You've outdone yourself.
00:46:04And I wanted it black.
00:46:06Yes.
00:46:08Also, let me know when you're ready for dinner.
00:46:11Oh, yeah. It's all ready.
00:46:14Where's everyone else?
00:46:15I wanted to keep it intimate.
00:46:17This much?
00:46:19Yes.
00:46:21This much?
00:46:23Yes.
00:46:25Sweet of you to include us.
00:46:27Of course, darling.
00:46:30Catch.
00:46:35Ronak.
00:46:36Candles.
00:46:38Okay, guys.
00:46:39Let's pretend to have some fun.
00:46:42Come.
00:46:43Oh, my God.
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:46You'll give this to me?
00:46:48Birthday present.
00:46:49Oh, okay.
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:53Really?
00:46:55Say, Dio.
00:46:56Dio.
00:46:58Mostly, Ronak does my shoots.
00:47:01By the way, you two are quite cute.
00:47:05Why aren't you two dating?
00:47:07She's out of my league.
00:47:08But I was thinking, if your friends were here,
00:47:10I could have introduced you to them.
00:47:12My influencer gang?
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:15Please.
00:47:16They were using me, you know, to increase their following.
00:47:20Oh, no.
00:47:20Yeah.
00:47:21So, they were cancelled for tonight.
00:47:25By the way, Neel's following is increasing too.
00:47:27Hmm.
00:47:28He's using you too.
00:47:29No, not him.
00:47:32But, like, it's mostly like this, right?
00:47:33The moment you become famous, people just stop acting normal.
00:47:38What do you think is normal?
00:47:41Excuse me?
00:47:42Happy birthday to you.
00:47:46Yay!
00:47:53Ronak.
00:47:54Smile.
00:47:57You want to get the plates?
00:47:59Yeah, come.
00:47:59Tissue, babe.
00:48:00Yeah, yeah.
00:48:01Nice.
00:48:02Ronak.
00:48:03Hmm?
00:48:04Delete the last picture.
00:48:07Okay?
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:09Okay, bye.
00:48:10Bye.
00:48:11Delete the last picture.
00:48:12This one?
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:23Thank you, guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:48:27There are three things in life that I don't understand.
00:48:31The possibility of life on Mars.
00:48:33The size of Jupiter.
00:48:35And the existence of influencers.
00:48:39There are no influencers here, right?
00:48:41Okay, let's do it then.
00:48:45What kind of a job is this?
00:48:46What will their kids say at school?
00:48:48In our time?
00:48:49Ma'am, my dad is the CEO of a multinational company.
00:48:52And now, 20 years later.
00:48:54Ma'am, my dad sells soap by dancing on Instagram.
00:48:57Use promo code JHAAT20 to get 20% off.
00:49:04I have a friend who is dating a very big influencer.
00:49:07Which is...
00:49:09I'm happy for him.
00:49:12But I think she's so out of his league
00:49:14that it looks like a paid partnership.
00:49:18She doesn't scream and beg.
00:49:19She gives him a shout-out.
00:49:23She doesn't say, say my name.
00:49:24She goes, like, share and subscribe.
00:49:30She doesn't want him to find the G-spot.
00:49:33She wants him to press the bell icon.
00:49:38I mean, people have used the internet to cause revolutions.
00:49:42And this ma'am is like,
00:49:43hey guys, I'm going to Maldives.
00:49:44I want to stay in my beachside resort, Exotic Villa.
00:49:47But you keep enjoying the small joys of your middle-class life.
00:49:50And keep dreaming of a vacation abroad.
00:49:53Toodles!
00:49:54Toodles! I love it.
00:49:56I love it.
00:50:01Don't get me wrong.
00:50:02My problem is not that she went to Maldives.
00:50:04It's that she keeps going to Maldives.
00:50:06It's that she came back.
00:50:11My friend, her so-called boyfriend,
00:50:13used to be her gym trainer.
00:50:15Which is funny.
00:50:21Because now they're both working out,
00:50:22but their relationship is not.
00:50:27It's a joke.
00:50:28And she looks more like an unpaid intern than her boyfriend.
00:50:32Because she doesn't publicly acknowledge this relationship.
00:50:36Because apparently, she needs to look single and attainable.
00:50:40I told my friend,
00:50:41it's okay, man.
00:50:42Let the relationship be a secret.
00:50:44Her Instagram will have followers.
00:50:46And your society will have some respect.
00:50:49But I'm very happy for him, man.
00:50:51Actually, I'm genuinely very happy for him.
00:50:54Even if he doesn't get love or respect,
00:50:56he'll get a 20% discount on soap, right?
00:51:06Come on!
00:51:13So, guys, give it up for our next performance.
00:51:15We have our own Backstreet Boys from Bandra.
00:51:18Magic with a K.
00:51:29Yo!
00:51:31How was it?
00:51:34Cigarette, huh?
00:51:35Yeah.
00:51:39Don't tell me you're offended.
00:51:43It was a personal thing, bro.
00:51:46I told you in private.
00:51:50But I gave you my name.
00:51:51That's not the point.
00:51:54Is this what you think about me?
00:51:57Bro, it was a joke.
00:51:58It wasn't funny.
00:52:01Bro, it was insulting.
00:52:03Bro, tell me the truth.
00:52:06In front of everyone?
00:52:07It wasn't an insult. It was an exaggeration.
00:52:08That was a humorous take.
00:52:10On my life?
00:52:12Bro, if you want to say anything about me or my relationship,
00:52:16say it to my face.
00:52:17What?
00:52:18Relationship?
00:52:20Bro, I don't even know if you're in a relationship.
00:52:24What do you mean?
00:52:26What do you mean?
00:52:29I mean, you might not be able to see it,
00:52:30but Lala isn't serious about you, bro.
00:52:32Oh, my God.
00:52:33But again, that's just my opinion.
00:52:35Shut up.
00:52:36You have an opinion about what Lala thinks?
00:52:39What the...
00:52:43You know, you behave like an asshole at our house.
00:52:45And I didn't say anything, bro.
00:52:47Okay, I'm sorry.
00:52:48I'm sorry if you felt that way.
00:52:50I didn't have any such intention. Okay?
00:52:52And as far as today is concerned, I'm a comedian.
00:52:53I say what I see.
00:52:55Is that so?
00:52:56Yes. And there's something called confidence.
00:52:58I can't take a joke.
00:52:59Why did you come here? Sit in the gym.
00:53:06Stop it, guys. What are you doing?
00:53:07What did I say?
00:53:09What did I say?
00:53:11Just because you're investing money in the gym,
00:53:14doesn't mean you can say anything.
00:53:16We're not your servants.
00:53:17What does that have to do with this?
00:53:18It means yes.
00:53:21I lack confidence.
00:53:23Bro, at least I did it on my own.
00:53:25I don't take money from my father for this.
00:53:28Neel.
00:53:29Entitled prick.
00:53:31What did you say? I say what I see?
00:53:33Can't you see what you're doing?
00:53:34That's enough. Stop it.
00:53:36Talk about your Tinder habit.
00:53:39You can't even handle a little bit of intimacy.
00:53:44You're emotionally stunted, bro.
00:53:47You're a sex addict.
00:53:48Got it?
00:53:49Make jokes about him.
00:53:51That could be hilarious.
00:53:53Who knows? Maybe he'll get you a special on Netflix.
00:55:05Bro, we should pitch this to Netflix.
00:55:08This shit is killer.
00:55:09She doesn't say, say my name.
00:55:11She goes, like, share and subscribe.
00:55:15She doesn't want...
00:55:16Give me a towel.
00:55:18It's good.
00:55:31You said you won't be home.
00:55:33I lied.
00:55:36Neel.
00:55:37Just go, man!
00:55:43How long are you going to keep this up?
00:55:45We're starting a business.
00:55:47If we don't deposit, we'll lose the place.
00:55:49I don't have a problem with the business.
00:55:52Please rent the place.
00:55:53Talk to him.
00:55:54Huh?
00:55:55He's asking you to return the money.
00:55:58He's giving you an idea to pitch it to a client.
00:56:00Dude, he hit me.
00:56:01I'll talk to him.
00:56:04I've quit my job, Ahmed.
00:56:06Then tell him.
00:56:19Here you are.
00:56:21This is Ashley.
00:56:22He'll fill your position.
00:56:25So excited.
00:56:27I'm so excited.
00:56:28I'm so excited.
00:56:30You can start the handover.
00:56:33Come.
00:56:59I'm so excited.
00:57:01I'm so excited.
00:57:02I'm so excited.
00:57:03I'm so excited.
00:57:04I'm so excited.
00:57:05I'm so excited.
00:57:06I'm so excited.
00:57:07I'm so excited.
00:57:08I'm so excited.
00:57:09I'm so excited.
00:57:10I'm so excited.
00:57:11I'm so excited.
00:57:12I'm so excited.
00:57:13I'm so excited.
00:57:15I'm so excited.
00:57:16I'm so excited.
00:57:17I'm so excited.
00:57:18I'm so excited.
00:57:19I'm so excited.
00:57:20I'm so excited.
00:57:21I'm so excited.
00:57:22I'm so excited.
00:57:23I'm so excited.
00:57:24I'm so excited.
00:57:25I'm so excited.
00:57:26I'm so excited.
00:57:28I'm so excited.
00:57:29I'm so excited.
00:57:38Knock, dude.
00:57:40What's this?
00:57:43Did you get a swimming pool fitted in the bathroom?
00:57:45Shut up.
00:57:46And you're wearing a bikini coming straight from work.
00:57:54You're doing it for Rohan, right?
00:57:55I'll do it for myself.
00:57:59I read her comment.
00:58:01I'm just having fun.
00:58:04You want to have fun?
00:58:07Loves to travel.
00:58:09No, wanderlust.
00:58:12Dude, I'm not Tinderella type.
00:58:16Chill, don't go home on the first date.
00:58:18Meet me at the bar or restaurant.
00:58:20Your dates come home on the first date.
00:58:22Their luck is good that I'm decent.
00:58:34Zeeshan is quite interesting.
00:58:45Done? Now try the left.
00:58:53What are you doing on Tinder?
00:58:56I thought you like Simran.
00:58:59Yes.
00:59:01I know you like Simran.
00:59:05Delete it.
00:59:09Cute.
00:59:17Ram Singh is going to be the mother of your child.
00:59:21I didn't think you like such movies.
00:59:24When did I say I liked it?
00:59:27No need to say. You laughed the most.
00:59:31The drama of being a serious artist.
00:59:35I understand everything.
00:59:37You're the only one who recognized me.
00:59:50Did you talk to Neel?
00:59:53No.
00:59:58Do you think you're avoiding intimacy?
01:00:02I was using Tinder just for fun. I didn't think much.
01:00:12You thought I was avoiding intimacy?
01:00:15You wanted popcorn.
01:00:20I didn't think you liked it.
01:00:22I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:24I didn't think you liked it.
01:00:26I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:28I didn't think you liked it.
01:00:30I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:32I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:34I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:36I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:38I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:40I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:42I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:44I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:46I was using Tinder just for fun.
01:00:48I wish I could get lost in your arms
01:00:52I wish I could get lost in your arms
01:00:58I wish I could get lost in your arms
01:01:07I wish I could get lost in your arms
01:01:09I wish I could get lost in your arms
01:01:17I wish I could get lost in your arms
01:01:19I wish I could get lost in your arms
01:01:36And this is a five year projection
01:01:38with worst case and best case scenarios.
01:01:40You've memorized the entire presentation.
01:01:43We need vision.
01:01:45This is very limited.
01:01:47This is a commercial.
01:01:49Scale it up.
01:01:51If we scale it up,
01:01:53the space won't be premium.
01:01:55Exactly.
01:01:57Our model is better for per square foot value
01:01:59and we can expand over them.
01:02:01So you're wasting time in the gym.
01:02:03No, no.
01:02:05Recruit people.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:11What would their kids say in school?
01:02:13In our time, they used to say
01:02:15My dad is a CEO.
01:02:17After 20 years?
01:02:19Ma'am, my dad dances on Instagram and sells soap.
01:02:23Use promo code JHAD20 to get 20% off.
01:02:31I have a friend
01:02:33who's dating an influencer.
01:02:37I thought she's so out of his league
01:02:39that it's a paid partnership.
01:02:41She doesn't scream in bed.
01:02:43She gives him a shout out.
01:02:45She doesn't...
01:02:55Anyway...
01:02:57Do you remember when the internet first came?
01:02:59We thought, wow!
01:03:01It's an encyclopedia.
01:03:03The world is at our fingertips.
01:03:05This will change humanity.
01:03:07And now 20 minutes...
01:03:0930 minutes...
01:03:11They watch videos all night.
01:03:23Guys, please welcome back
01:03:25our host Rebecca for the evening.
01:03:27Thank you.
01:03:31Imad.
01:03:33It's okay, guys. Give it up for Imad.
01:03:35Imad.
01:03:39Imad.
01:03:41Why didn't you finish the set?
01:03:43I'm not doing this set.
01:03:45I'm not doing it.
01:03:47This set killed that night.
01:03:49People are calling me specifically to see this set.
01:03:51I'll write another one.
01:03:53A better one.
01:03:57Imad.
01:03:59I'm pitching this Netflix...
01:04:01Irfan, forget about this set.
01:04:03This is insane.
01:04:05If you don't listen to me, I can't manage you.
01:04:07He's such a weirdo.
01:04:09He won't even react.
01:04:11Let's go.
01:04:13Take him away.
01:04:17Go back to your shoulders.
01:04:19Relax.
01:04:23We'll be back by evening, right?
01:04:25We'll be back by afternoon.
01:04:27Listen.
01:04:29We're talking about your gym at home.
01:04:31Take your time.
01:04:33I'll see you.
01:04:35And no cheating. Eat clean.
01:04:37I'll try.
01:04:43Yash.
01:04:45Where are you?
01:04:47Head to Juho.
01:04:49There's a session with Malaika. I can't go.
01:04:51Oh, done. Great.
01:04:53And Neel, stop taking photos with her.
01:04:55She's not your client. It's Dacky, bro.
01:05:05Okay.
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:33Tell you what?
01:05:35What's a pretty smart corporate consultant like you doing on Tinder?
01:05:39The same thing that a cute, polite investment banker like you is doing.
01:05:45Enjoy your drink.
01:05:47Thanks.
01:05:49Do you think I'm cute?
01:05:51I thought if I praise you,
01:05:53it'll be a line of questing.
01:05:55Okay.
01:05:57Can I have your hand?
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:01Just to the right.
01:06:03Perfect.
01:06:15You're an event planner.
01:06:17You have your own company.
01:06:19Your dog's called Jackie. Very imaginative.
01:06:21You wake up at 5 a.m. and run a marathon.
01:06:23Because apparently, you hate having a good time.
01:06:27Yeah, I'm hating this.
01:06:33You're a good listener.
01:06:35I'm a better kisser.
01:06:45Lala, I was thinking I should have one of those bouldering walls on the side.
01:06:49You know?
01:06:51I haven't seen anything like that here.
01:06:53I feel like it could really work.
01:06:55Hmm.
01:06:57There's no space at all in Mumbai.
01:06:59Did you...
01:07:01Did you actually read the PDF I sent you?
01:07:05Of course.
01:07:07There's no space for a wallpaper.
01:07:11No, but...
01:07:21Who are you talking to?
01:07:23Nobody.
01:07:25Nobody.
01:07:31You?
01:07:33Not really.
01:07:35In fact, I recently downloaded Tinder.
01:07:37Actually, I just broke up a couple of months back.
01:07:41What happened?
01:07:43Honestly, I don't know.
01:07:45Nothing ever happens.
01:07:47Oh.
01:07:49Nothing ever happens?
01:07:51No, I mean...
01:07:53No, it's not that.
01:07:55Oh no, as you bankers might say, to reposition towards an upward trajectory.
01:07:59Can I get the dessert menu, please?
01:08:19What is that?
01:08:23Hey, did you talk about the gym?
01:08:27Did you use the shower yesterday?
01:08:29Huh?
01:08:31There was a session with Malaika Roque, so I had to freshen up.
01:08:33You've done it before.
01:08:35No.
01:08:37Never. I mean, it's written here.
01:08:39Staff not allowed.
01:08:41Strict policy.
01:08:43I'm your personal trainer, man.
01:08:45The society has asked me to fire you for now.
01:08:47This time, I convinced them.
01:08:49Okay.
01:08:51Please don't cross the line, bro.
01:08:53I'm done.
01:09:05Home early today?
01:09:07What is it?
01:09:17What is it?
01:09:19Don't you know how to knock?
01:09:21What happened?
01:09:23Is it necessary?
01:09:25Just give me some privacy.
01:09:27And please knock.
01:09:29Who cares?
01:09:37Who cares?
01:10:07Who cares?
01:10:09Who cares?
01:10:11Who cares?
01:10:13Who cares?
01:10:15Who cares?
01:10:17Who cares?
01:10:19Who cares?
01:10:21Who cares?
01:10:23Who cares?
01:10:25Who cares?
01:10:27Who cares?
01:10:29Who cares?
01:10:31Who cares?
01:10:33Who cares?
01:10:35Who cares?
01:11:06Um, do you want to check this out till then?
01:11:09Sure.
01:11:11Hi.
01:11:13What are you doing here?
01:11:15You weren't answering your phone.
01:11:17I saw you here on our story.
01:11:19I'm working.
01:11:21What happened?
01:11:23Nothing. I just wanted to talk.
01:11:25Right now?
01:11:27What are you doing here?
01:11:31I'm promoting his gym.
01:11:33Remember?
01:11:35Lala, we're losing light.
01:11:37Coming.
01:11:39You carry on. We'll talk later.
01:11:41I've boozed a cell.
01:11:43I'm so sorry, guys.
01:11:45It's okay.
01:11:47Let's go.
01:11:49Do you know them?
01:11:53Did you talk to Ashish?
01:11:57Yes, they're looking at their finances.
01:11:59It's okay.
01:12:01It's such a good place.
01:12:03You'll lose it.
01:12:05There's a lot of money in the account.
01:12:07You guys are being so stupid.
01:12:09You know what he did, right?
01:12:11Yes, but you pushed him too.
01:12:13It's happened. It's done.
01:12:15Now you won't talk for the rest of your life?
01:12:17I left my job because of you guys.
01:12:21I know.
01:12:23So drop this shit.
01:12:25Or you tell mom and dad why I'm unemployed.
01:12:29I'll talk to him.
01:12:31What? Say that again?
01:12:33I'll talk to him.
01:12:35We're meeting on your birthday.
01:12:37Thank you. Bye.
01:12:39Fight over.
01:12:41Bye.
01:12:45I'll sleep on the couch.
01:12:47Mom and dad will sleep in my room.
01:12:49Please. Ultimately, I'm the one who has to sleep on the couch.
01:12:51Are you going to Simran's place?
01:12:53Yes.
01:12:55Live in relationship.
01:12:57It's a matter of 3 days.
01:12:59That's how it is, bro.
01:13:01First 3 days, then 3 months, then 3 years.
01:13:05I'm proud of you.
01:13:27I'm proud of you.
01:13:29I'm proud of you.
01:13:31I'm proud of you.
01:13:33I'm proud of you.
01:13:35I'm proud of you.
01:13:37I'm proud of you.
01:13:39I'm proud of you.
01:13:41I'm proud of you.
01:13:43I'm proud of you.
01:13:45I'm proud of you.
01:13:47I'm proud of you.
01:13:49I'm proud of you.
01:13:51I'm proud of you.
01:13:53I'm proud of you.
01:13:55I'm proud of you.
01:14:03I really like you.
01:14:09I like you too.
01:14:25I like you too.
01:14:43Dear, please.
01:14:45Turn on the AC.
01:14:47Mom, we've just reached. Can you give me 1 minute?
01:14:49What's this?
01:14:51The hot sweat is just intolerable.
01:14:53I have called you here to torture you.
01:14:55She's a lovely girl.
01:15:26You want to do an item?
01:15:28Who says item?
01:15:30Not your bro, I am your father.
01:15:32Is she your girlfriend?
01:15:34I don't know.
01:15:36Is she enough?
01:15:38I am happy, Iman.
01:15:40Therapy is really helping.
01:15:42I thought you will never trust anyone.
01:15:44And that too only because of me.
01:15:46I thought you will never trust anyone.
01:15:48And that too only because of me.
01:15:50I thought you will never trust anyone.
01:15:52And that too only because of me.
01:15:55I should have protected you, Iman.
01:15:57Dad, will you ease on the wrong?
01:16:24Have you made the zoom call?
01:16:34Yes.
01:16:36So you have made the kebabs and butter chickens.
01:16:38Where is the vegetarian walk?
01:16:40Yes.
01:16:42You have to call it.
01:16:43Call it.
01:16:44Call it, Kamal.
01:16:45Call it.
01:16:46Call it.
01:16:47Call it.
01:16:48Call it.
01:16:49Call it.
01:16:50Hello?
01:16:51Happy birthday.
01:16:52You know it's tomorrow.
01:16:53So I'll call you again tomorrow.
01:16:54So, what did you see?
01:16:55Chill.
01:16:56Dinner at a zoomie.
01:16:57You know I'm not into that.
01:16:58I'm not into that.
01:16:59So you're not going to eat?
01:17:00I'll eat.
01:17:01I'll eat.
01:17:02You're going to eat?
01:17:03I'll eat.
01:17:04I'll eat.
01:17:05I'll eat.
01:17:06I'll eat.
01:17:07I'll eat.
01:17:08I'll eat.
01:17:09I'll eat.
01:17:10I'll eat.
01:17:11I'll eat.
01:17:12I'll eat.
01:17:13Go to a zoomie.
01:17:14A zoomie?
01:17:15That was our spot, huh?
01:17:16With whom are you going?
01:17:17Why?
01:17:18Why do you want to know?
01:17:19I just...
01:17:20A toast.
01:17:21To all of you.
01:17:22From boarding school and now business partners.
01:17:23Always stay together, stay happy, to your friendship.
01:17:24To all the best.
01:17:25To the best.
01:17:26To the best.
01:17:27To the best.
01:17:28And to the best.
01:17:29To the best.
01:17:30To the best.
01:17:31To the best.
01:17:32To the best.
01:17:33To the best.
01:17:34To the best.
01:17:35To the best.
01:17:36To the best.
01:17:37To the best.
01:17:38To the best.
01:17:39To the best.
01:17:40To your friendship, to the Jungle Jam.
01:17:42To the Jungle Jam.
01:17:44And to my free water.
01:17:46Cheers.
01:17:47Wish you all lots of happiness, lots of success.
01:17:53Aunty, have a good meal.
01:17:54Thank you, son.
01:17:55It's damn good, right?
01:17:56Bottle chicken is amazing.
01:17:57Mom, you need to figure how to get it here.
01:17:59So learn it.
01:18:00Teach your mother-in-law to make it.
01:18:02Wow! Who sent this?
01:18:04Those red roses, right?
01:18:08Just from Rohan.
01:18:10Sweet of him.
01:18:15Why is he sending red roses now?
01:18:17He broke up with you, right?
01:18:19He freaked out.
01:18:21He thought we were going to get engaged
01:18:23and he wasn't ready for the wedding.
01:18:25And this new girl is just a remount.
01:18:27But you are intelligent.
01:18:29Why are you taking the pressure of this wedding?
01:18:34There is so much to do in life.
01:18:37There won't be any surprise after getting married.
01:18:40What do you mean?
01:18:42You are not happy with dad?
01:18:46No, it's not that.
01:18:50I am just bored.
01:19:07So, basically, you have dated all of them?
01:19:09Yes.
01:19:11I am a con artist, right?
01:19:18They are beautiful.
01:19:19Thanks.
01:19:29But there is something strange about them.
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:33It's the digital age.
01:19:35It just feels like they are more connected.
01:19:38But maybe they were never this lonely before.
01:19:43Ahana is calling.
01:19:45I will call her back.
01:20:04You are still on Tinder?
01:20:11I was going to delete it.
01:20:15You were seeing other people?
01:20:22I am sorry.
01:20:24Obviously, I didn't mean to.
01:20:25I am sorry.
01:20:27I didn't mean to.
01:20:28I am sorry.
01:20:29I didn't mean to.
01:20:31I am sorry.
01:20:32I am sorry. Obviously, it's wrong.
01:20:34I don't think I can do this.
01:20:38I want to be with someone who wants to be with me.
01:20:45I don't want to think about what is and what isn't.
01:20:47I am not 25.
01:20:48But I want to be with you.
01:20:51You don't know what you want.
01:20:55Listen, this is just stupid, okay?
01:20:57It doesn't mean anything.
01:20:58Then why are you doing this?
01:21:02You need to leave.
01:21:32Ahana.
01:21:35Where were you?
01:21:37We are getting late.
01:21:39Ayesha, music.
01:21:47You should come along.
01:21:49Richie uncle will like it.
01:21:51I don't need an off.
01:21:53Anyway, nothing is happening at the gym.
01:21:56It's happening.
01:21:57It's happening.
01:21:59It's happening.
01:22:00It's happening.
01:22:02You are looking handsome.
01:22:06When are you leaving?
01:22:08Day and night by train.
01:22:10Again by train?
01:22:12Why aren't you all flying?
01:22:14What's the difference in the price?
01:22:15Hey.
01:22:16We are going in this compartment.
01:22:19It's okay.
01:22:20You think it's okay? You asked, uncle.
01:22:22I don't have a problem. Thank you.
01:22:24Thank you.
01:22:27What will happen if you spend a little?
01:22:29How long will you stay like this?
01:22:31Why?
01:22:33What don't we have?
01:22:44There is nothing, dad.
01:22:47You have nothing. You don't have a life.
01:22:50You are driving the same old car.
01:22:51You are living in the same useless house.
01:22:55Do you remember the last time you took mom out for dinner?
01:23:01I'll be late. I have the keys.
01:23:11The number you are trying to reach is busy at the moment.
01:23:15Please try again later.
01:23:19Hey, Lala. Where are you?
01:23:21Do I pick you up or not?
01:23:24Just let me know, okay?
01:23:26I'll be late. I have the keys.
01:23:30Okay.
01:23:38Wow.
01:23:40Where did you steal this sari from?
01:23:42Heaven.
01:23:45What's up, bro?
01:23:47Same shit, bro.
01:23:50Very fake.
01:23:52Start again.
01:23:53Shorts.
01:23:56You look nice.
01:23:58There you go.
01:24:01Yeah.
01:24:03Cheers.
01:24:04Cheers.
01:24:12I am going to the bathroom.
01:24:13Please try not to kill each other.
01:24:15Okay?
01:24:19So...
01:24:21Hey.
01:24:23Come outside.
01:24:24The one at the back.
01:24:25Yeah.
01:24:26Yeah.
01:24:28Okay, I'll see you there.
01:24:31Simran.
01:24:33No.
01:24:34Tinder date.
01:24:35You got a random Tinder date on A.I.SHA's Sangeet?
01:24:37Yeah, so?
01:24:41It's nothing. I am just surprised that you are still on Tinder.
01:24:44Why? I am a sex addict, right?
01:24:47Um, Imaan.
01:24:49Hey. You finally made it.
01:24:50Of course.
01:24:52Why do you expect so much from me?
01:25:01What are you doing?
01:25:03Giving you space.
01:25:07Where is the butterfly of ice?
01:25:10It's not here.
01:25:12By the way, don't your bodyguards look like Jaya and Veeru?
01:25:17Stay away from Neel.
01:25:19Why?
01:25:21Will he throw a dumbbell and hit me?
01:25:23You should be an astrologer.
01:25:25Astrologer?
01:25:27Yeah.
01:25:29You should have been an astrologer.
01:25:33So, what have you been up to?
01:25:36What does it matter to you?
01:25:38Listen.
01:25:41I am sorry.
01:25:46I handled everything very badly.
01:25:52Enough.
01:25:59Let's get a drink.
01:26:07Let's get many.
01:26:22Do you remember the song?
01:26:24Obviously.
01:26:28Let's dance.
01:26:58Let's dance.
01:27:21Hi, my cuties.
01:27:23Lala is back.
01:27:25And so is the sake.
01:27:26Thank you.
01:27:56How will we run away from ourselves?
01:27:59I have heard in books that love is love in return of love.
01:28:04I keep asking myself, how long will I be defeated?
01:28:07Why does this wall keep growing?
01:28:09And it doesn't get built when you don't get that friend.
01:28:12The broken pieces of glass don't want love.
01:28:16The chest wakes up the pain all night.
01:28:20There is no peace for a moment.
01:28:22There is sacrifice in love.
01:28:36There is sacrifice in love.
01:28:40How will I know?
01:28:43This game is a disgrace.
01:28:46It shows false dreams.
01:28:49The broken pieces of glass don't want love.
01:28:54The chest wakes up the pain all night.
01:28:58There is no peace for a moment.
01:29:01The broken pieces of dream don't want love.
01:29:06Love is addiction.
01:29:08There is only one answer.
01:29:10But both are punishable.
01:29:12That's why I couldn't speak.
01:29:14When I grow up, I don't talk.
01:29:15I don't cut the distance between us.
01:29:17I don't want to find the distance between us.
01:29:19I want to win more than anyone else.
01:29:21I don't want to break my promise.
01:29:23I want to change myself.
01:29:25I want to be with you.
01:29:27I want to play chess with you.
01:29:29I want to play chess with you.
01:29:31There is sacrifice in love.
01:29:33How will I know?
01:29:36There is sacrifice in love.
01:29:39How will I know?
01:29:42This game is a disgrace.
01:29:45It shows false dreams.
01:29:48The broken pieces of glass don't want love.
01:29:52There is no peace for a moment.
01:29:56There is no peace for a moment.
01:30:08Lala.
01:30:09Lala.
01:30:11Neel.
01:30:15What the hell?
01:30:17What the hell, man?
01:30:19You were supposed to come with me to the party last night.
01:30:21You just ghosted me.
01:30:24And ghost you.
01:30:36I saw your post.
01:30:40I was going to talk to you.
01:30:43It just kind of happened.
01:30:45It just happened and you started posting.
01:30:48With hearts on them.
01:30:51You kissed him, Lala.
01:30:58Will you say something or not?
01:30:59Will you say something or not?
01:31:08Let's talk now.
01:31:10What do you want to talk about?
01:31:12I know, he is Mr. Karthik.
01:31:15His family has distilleries all over India.
01:31:18And he is great for your profile, right?
01:31:20He is the one, right?
01:31:22We are not a couple, Neel.
01:31:23We are not a couple, Neel.
01:31:28Look at me.
01:31:30No, listen, look at me.
01:31:32What am I?
01:31:34Why did you ask me to stay over all the time?
01:31:36You took me to Maldives with you.
01:31:38Why did you invite my friends to your birthday party?
01:31:41What was all that?
01:31:43I asked you to stay over because I get bored alone.
01:31:47I took you to Maldives because you are my trainer.
01:31:51And I met your friends because you were after me.
01:31:59I really like you, Neel.
01:32:01But, I mean.
01:32:03But, Karthik.
01:32:05But, Karthik.
01:32:07But, Karthik.
01:32:09But, Karthik.
01:32:11But, Karthik has bought you.
01:32:17You don't get to judge me.
01:32:19What do you know about me?
01:32:22Go and explain your immorality to someone else.
01:32:25If you were in my place, you would have done exactly the same.
01:32:28Fuck!
01:32:40Rohan.
01:33:10Please call back.
01:33:38You've got me.
01:33:40You've got me.
01:34:10You've got me.
01:34:41Congratulations. You were right.
01:34:45She has always told me the truth.
01:34:50And I couldn't even do that much for her.
01:34:56It's done.
01:34:59It's all over.
01:35:08What do you want?
01:35:11I want to talk to her.
01:35:16I want to tell her that I am not okay.
01:35:30I have a problem.
01:35:41I have a problem.
01:35:54What happened with Lala?
01:35:58Nothing.
01:36:00Nothing?
01:36:02She has complained about you.
01:36:04She says she needs another trainer.
01:36:06So, something must have happened.
01:36:07Look, Harsh.
01:36:09Lala and me, it's a bit complicated.
01:36:12This won't work, bro.
01:36:13Dude, it's not my fault.
01:36:14I don't want to know.
01:36:18You're out.
01:36:22Look.
01:36:24This can become a huge issue for the gym.
01:36:27I'm sorry, bro.
01:36:37I'm sorry.
01:36:39I'm sorry.
01:37:08LALA
01:37:19My name is Lakshmi Lalwani.
01:37:21AKA Lala.
01:37:23And my job is to influence you.
01:37:25To tell you how to look.
01:37:27What to eat.
01:37:28Where to go.
01:37:30And your job is to look at me.
01:37:32And keep thinking that I wish your life was like mine.
01:37:38But there's a problem.
01:37:40All this is fake.
01:37:42The clothes I wear,
01:37:43aren't mine.
01:37:45The hotels I go to,
01:37:46I didn't book them.
01:37:49I have more than a million followers
01:37:50because I buy followers.
01:37:53Look at that beautiful nose I have.
01:37:55Of course.
01:37:56I got it photoshopped.
01:37:58I put filters on my face.
01:38:00Not the beauty products I'm selling you.
01:38:03Because you're the consumer.
01:38:05I'm just an ad.
01:38:07A walking billboard.
01:38:09I don't love you.
01:38:11I thank you.
01:38:12Because I get money because of you.
01:38:14I flirt with you
01:38:15so that you follow me.
01:38:17So that you think about me.
01:38:18And apart from thinking,
01:38:19you can't do anything else.
01:38:20Because I'm just your dream.
01:38:22And you're not that rich
01:38:24to make me your reality.
01:38:38AHAANA
01:38:44AHAANA's farewell is over.
01:38:46When did you leave the palace?
01:38:48When AHAANA offers me a job.
01:38:52Go easy, bro.
01:38:54After the music,
01:38:55Rohan and I took the same room.
01:38:57What?
01:38:59And he disappeared before I woke up.
01:39:07It's his birthday, right?
01:39:13Sure.
01:39:15Brunch with baby.
01:39:17Birthday week.
01:39:21Let it go, AHAANA.
01:39:23Seriously, he's an asshole.
01:39:31Where are you going?
01:39:33AHAANA!
01:39:35AHAANA.
01:39:37Hey.
01:39:39Come in, I guess.
01:39:56AHAANA!
01:39:58Hi.
01:39:59Hi!
01:40:00What's up?
01:40:01How are you? What's up?
01:40:02Good.
01:40:03Hi, AHAANA.
01:40:04How are you?
01:40:05Good.
01:40:06Where are you running from, babe?
01:40:07Work.
01:40:08Sure.
01:40:09Work.
01:40:11Cute.
01:40:13Happy birthday, Rohan.
01:40:16Thank you.
01:40:19How did you surprise me?
01:40:22You gave me a surprise
01:40:24on their music.
01:40:25I thought I'd return the favor.
01:40:29Hi, I'm Tanya.
01:40:31AHAANA.
01:40:33Hi.
01:40:35Can I get you something to drink?
01:40:39Champagne would be great.
01:40:41Sure.
01:40:44Does she work at your house?
01:40:47Why are you doing this?
01:40:49Let me think.
01:40:50You slept with me
01:40:52and then you blocked me
01:40:54and then you went for waffles with babies.
01:40:56Try this day, Rohan.
01:40:58Why can't I sleep?
01:41:01Pimad.
01:41:02Hey, Ayesha. What's up?
01:41:04You could've called.
01:41:05You've blocked me.
01:41:07AHAANA.
01:41:08Can we talk tomorrow, please?
01:41:10Why did he hook up with me?
01:41:14I don't know what happened.
01:41:15Maybe your friends know.
01:41:16I'll ask them.
01:41:17No, no, no.
01:41:18I... I...
01:41:19I needed closure.
01:41:20Okay?
01:41:21If it all
01:41:22ends so suddenly...
01:41:23Ends?
01:41:24You ended it, you piece of shit!
01:41:26But we ended it properly.
01:41:28You piece of shit!
01:41:29But we didn't say goodbye to each other properly.
01:41:32Because you lied
01:41:34that you just needed a break.
01:41:36Is this the way to say goodbye?
01:41:38Is that why you were texting me, Rohan?
01:41:39I...
01:41:40I just want us to be friends, okay?
01:41:42Is this how you talk to your friends?
01:41:44Huh?
01:41:45Hi, baby. You look so hot.
01:41:47Rohan.
01:41:48I was praising you, okay?
01:41:50What can I do if you feel bad?
01:41:51I didn't feel bad.
01:41:53You flirted with me
01:41:54and I flirted back
01:41:55and we hooked up.
01:41:56I'm sorry.
01:41:58I feel like shit about it.
01:42:00You feel like shit?
01:42:01I feel like shit since we broke up.
01:42:03What difference does it make to you?
01:42:04Of course it does,
01:42:05but were you happy?
01:42:06When?
01:42:07I saw your posts.
01:42:08You even went on a date, right?
01:42:11You moved on.
01:42:12Just admit it.
01:42:13It wasn't a date.
01:42:14I was just acting.
01:42:17Every day, your super happy life,
01:42:19your perfect girlfriend...
01:42:20I'm fed up, Rohan.
01:42:22Then don't look.
01:42:23Why are you looking?
01:42:24I don't know.
01:42:25I don't know. I can't stop.
01:42:29I just wanted your attention, Rohan.
01:42:37Wow.
01:42:45I'm so stupid.
01:42:49I thought my self worth
01:42:50depends on an asshole like you.
01:42:58Ask him where that music night was.
01:43:01Ana, what the hell?
01:43:28I'm sorry.
01:43:58Ana.
01:44:04Ana.
01:44:16It's okay.
01:44:19Let's go home.
01:44:28That was a bitch move, Ana.
01:44:31Iman.
01:44:32Is this how you talk?
01:44:34What will you do?
01:44:36Iman, leave it, please.
01:44:37Stop it. Stop it, guys.
01:44:38Iman, stop it.
01:44:39Why are you coming in between?
01:44:40What are you doing, Rohan?
01:44:41Why are you touching him?
01:44:42Why are you coming in between?
01:44:43Rohan, what are you doing?
01:44:44Are you stopping?
01:44:45What are you doing?
01:44:47Iman, stop it.
01:44:50Rohan, get off him.
01:44:52Rohan, stop it. You're hurting him.
01:44:58Rohan.
01:45:17Are you okay?
01:45:18Yeah.
01:45:19Broke my nose.
01:45:20Now see what I do.
01:45:22That was a bitch move, man.
01:45:25Let's get out of here.
01:45:31You too.
01:45:32Huh?
01:45:33I mean, huh?
01:45:34You should have given me one.
01:45:35Birthday bums.
01:45:37You should have given me one too.
01:45:50Neel.
01:45:52Did you see Lala's page?
01:45:54What happened?
01:45:56Look at Lala's page.
01:45:57She's getting bullied.
01:46:00Look at what he's saying.
01:46:02She's photoshopped her images.
01:46:04Apparently, she's done her lips.
01:46:06Shit.
01:46:07Obviously, someone has hacked it.
01:46:09Who does that?
01:46:11And now everyone is after her.
01:46:12Look at this.
01:46:14Lightened skin.
01:46:15Social climber.
01:46:16Sellout.
01:46:18This is horrible, dude.
01:46:19I know.
01:46:20Nose job.
01:46:22Nagpur's call centre accent.
01:46:25Neel.
01:46:28Neel, call her.
01:46:30She should complain.
01:46:31This is messed up.
01:46:36Neel.
01:46:40What happened?
01:46:45I hacked her account.
01:46:48What?
01:46:51I posted the first post.
01:46:53Why?
01:47:07You guys broke up.
01:47:09She cheated on me.
01:47:19She put up a story kissing that guy while I was...
01:47:21Neel, I'm sorry you felt bad.
01:47:24But that doesn't mean you should take revenge.
01:47:27I can't believe you would do this, Neel.
01:47:52What you have...
01:47:56Maybe he doesn't see it.
01:48:00And neither do you.
01:48:02That's the problem.
01:48:12Yeah.
01:48:22Mmm.
01:48:24Mmm.
01:48:28Mmm.
01:48:52Mmm.
01:49:00Lala.
01:49:01I hacked your account yesterday.
01:49:05I posted it in your name.
01:49:07I violated your privacy.
01:49:11I wanted to humiliate you.
01:49:13I just wanted to shame you.
01:49:15But after that,
01:49:18I'm ashamed of myself.
01:49:19I don't have an answer to why I did all this.
01:49:24Except that I wasn't happy with myself.
01:49:29I could only see flaws in myself.
01:49:32I just kept thinking about what wasn't there.
01:49:36I never saw her,
01:49:38nor did I value her.
01:49:49I'd forgotten to be grateful.
01:49:53I don't expect to be forgiven, Lala.
01:49:55I've crossed the line.
01:49:57And whatever happens next,
01:49:59I'm ready for that.
01:50:03But I want to tell you,
01:50:04and everyone else,
01:50:06that whatever I wrote,
01:50:08shows more of my reality.
01:50:11Less of yours.
01:50:13Truly sorry to have hurt you, Lala.
01:50:15Neel Perera.
01:50:20Dating apps should have made life easier,
01:50:22but it's even more difficult to meet someone.
01:50:25Because now,
01:50:26we reject people on a superficial level.
01:50:29I don't want to date somebody named Jignesh.
01:50:32Is he an investment banker?
01:50:34No, no, no. She'll keep saying,
01:50:35mutual fund investment are subject to market risks.
01:50:38Please read the offer document carefully before committing.
01:50:43And in this world of easy judgements and shallow connections,
01:50:45I finally managed to find someone.
01:50:47Somebody I could trust.
01:50:49Maybe fall in love with.
01:50:52Thank you, thank you.
01:50:53And in classic Imaan style,
01:50:54I completely screwed it up.
01:50:57For the first time,
01:50:58I was feeling good.
01:50:59I was feeling comfortable with someone.
01:51:01And I heard a voice from my heart,
01:51:02It's been so long,
01:51:03I haven't enjoyed Arijit Singh's songs.
01:51:07Seriously,
01:51:08if I've had a long-term,
01:51:09consistent relationship with someone,
01:51:11then it's my therapist.
01:51:14My therapist.
01:51:16My therapist asked me,
01:51:18Imaan,
01:51:19when was the last time you had an intimate relationship?
01:51:22I was like,
01:51:24last night?
01:51:26It was very intimate.
01:51:29And she was like,
01:51:30Imaan, this is my therapy clinic,
01:51:31not Coffee with Karan.
01:51:34I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
01:51:39And for the first time in my life,
01:51:40being a comedian,
01:51:41I didn't have any comeback.
01:51:46Emotional intimacy.
01:51:51I think if I open up more than people,
01:51:54they'll judge me and leave.
01:51:56So before they leave me,
01:51:57I'll leave them.
01:52:00In the end, I'm the loser,
01:52:01but my ego stays high.
01:52:06I've been living alone since childhood.
01:52:09I was 9 when my mom passed away.
01:52:11Then dad decided that
01:52:12he won't spend the rest of his life alone.
01:52:14So every evening,
01:52:15he would either chill with Mr. Johnny Walker
01:52:18or with some old monk.
01:52:21This was his version of therapy.
01:52:23Cheap and bottle-tick-out.
01:52:27Sometimes his business partner would come home
01:52:29for drinks.
01:52:31And one night,
01:52:32dad's therapy got a little too much
01:52:34and he went to sleep.
01:52:36His business partner came to me
01:52:38and he offered me a drink.
01:52:40I was like,
01:52:41okay.
01:52:42And he offered me chocolates.
01:52:44Getting chocolates to a 10-year-old
01:52:46is like winning the KBC.
01:52:52He asked me where the washroom was.
01:52:55I took him there.
01:52:57And suddenly,
01:52:58he took me inside.
01:53:03And before I could understand
01:53:04what was happening to me,
01:53:07it happened again.
01:53:11One more time.
01:53:14One more night.
01:53:19More chocolates.
01:53:23And gradually,
01:53:24the wrappers started piling up.
01:53:31I know what you're thinking.
01:53:33Your mom loves chocolates.
01:53:35She can do anything for them.
01:53:37Hmm?
01:53:40When my dad saw the chocolates,
01:53:41he asked me,
01:53:42these are very expensive chocolates.
01:53:44I said, yeah, dad.
01:53:46You have no idea.
01:53:49What do I tell him?
01:53:51A business partner is mixing business with pleasure.
01:54:04What happened?
01:54:05Don't be awkward.
01:54:06You can laugh.
01:54:08If you laugh,
01:54:09my show will be ruined.
01:54:11And now,
01:54:12I can't even have chocolates
01:54:13to cheer myself up.
01:54:23Intimacy.
01:54:25Into me.
01:54:26See.
01:54:31For the past 15 years,
01:54:32I've only had one aim in life.
01:54:34That no one should know my truth.
01:54:39No one saw it.
01:54:41That's why I hid it
01:54:42and came this far.
01:54:44And whatever I thought was right,
01:54:45I did.
01:54:46I lied sometimes.
01:54:48I ruined relationships.
01:54:50I cracked stupid jokes
01:54:52to avoid the truth.
01:54:56I didn't even tell my friends
01:54:57about it.
01:55:00I thought
01:55:01it was my fault.
01:55:05That night,
01:55:08what could a 10-year-old boy do?
01:55:11He could've screamed.
01:55:15He could've stopped me.
01:55:16He could've run away.
01:55:20And since then,
01:55:22I've been running away.
01:55:28But not anymore.
01:55:32I've spent 15 years
01:55:33of my life with the shame.
01:55:37I'm done.
01:55:46Tonight, I'm taking control
01:55:47of my life back in my hands.
01:55:53And there can't be
01:55:54a better place to say this.
01:55:56Because if I regret telling you this,
01:55:58I can always say,
01:55:59I can always say,
01:56:01it was a joke.
01:56:30I'm done.
01:56:32I'm done.
01:56:35I'm done.
01:56:59I'm done.
01:57:20It's 31st of December.
01:57:22I'm a little older
01:57:24and I've become more sensible.
01:57:26I've come to understand
01:57:27that like every drug addict,
01:57:29I didn't want to run after drugs.
01:57:31I wanted to run away from reality.
01:57:34I was so lost in the screen
01:57:36that I stopped looking inside.
01:57:39And since today is the day
01:57:40to start anew,
01:57:42let's reboot.
01:57:47Resolution 1.
01:57:50Put your phone down
01:57:52and look up.
01:57:57Look at life with your eyes.
01:58:00Because life is meant to be lived.
01:58:03Without filters,
01:58:05without lenses.
01:58:11Resolution 2.
01:58:14Take it easy.
01:58:16Keep it real.
01:58:18You don't need much
01:58:19to be happy.
01:58:22Because when you come close
01:58:23to your truth,
01:58:25only then will people
01:58:26come close to you.
01:58:30Resolution 3.
01:58:32Stop the comparisons.
01:58:34There's no one else like you
01:58:36and you don't need to be
01:58:37like anyone else.
01:58:49You are you.
01:58:51You are you.
01:58:53You are you.
01:58:55You are you.
01:58:57You are you.
01:58:59What's better than you
01:59:00is your future.
01:59:09Resolution 4.
01:59:11Be grateful.
01:59:15Say,
01:59:16thank you.
01:59:18With all your heart,
01:59:19every day.
01:59:29Have a great day.