Beautiful Disaster Part 2

  • 2 months ago
Transcript
00:00I slept, but I still aced my bio test.
00:09I'm glad you're not drawing attention to yourself.
00:13Hilarious.
00:14Okay, I've turned to class, but I want a full play-by-play of what happened last night.
00:17Nothing happened last night.
00:18I do not like him.
00:19Yeah, and that's why you're giving him a good morning handy?
00:22Is Nick still bothering you?
00:27Yeah.
00:28You've got to cut him out of your life.
00:30He is out of my life.
00:31He is not out of your life because he is still texting you.
00:33Look, I've got to go to class.
00:39Hey!
00:40Parker, we meet again.
00:42Abby, are you okay?
00:44Yeah.
00:45Yeah, it's a long story.
00:47Hey, um, how are your... your balls?
00:50Not good.
00:51Oh my god.
00:52That's okay.
00:54I think they said I had a 20% chance of a normal sex life.
00:59Are you messing with me?
01:00Not funny?
01:01No, it was... it was hilarious.
01:04Well, um, okay, bye.
01:06Do you have dinner plans tonight?
01:08Me?
01:09Yes.
01:10No, I... I... I do not have dinner plans.
01:13I know a great Italian spot.
01:15Um... um...
01:18Is that a...
01:19No, that is a yes.
01:20Yes, I would love that very much.
01:23Pick me up at 7.
01:24I live at Tucker Dormitory.
01:25Sure.
01:26I'll pick you up then.
01:27Okay.
01:28Bye.
01:32I see you.
01:37Oh, Parker.
01:39Really?
01:40Thank you.
01:41Thank you, Parker.
01:43Oh, no way, Travis Maddox.
01:45You can keep knocking, but I am not going to answer that door.
01:49No way.
01:51I'll see you soon, Parker.
01:55Thanks again, buddy.
01:56Anytime, doctor.
01:58Dr. Hayes?
01:59He's jumping the gun, you know.
02:01I just started med school.
02:03Wow, fancy fancy.
02:08Oh, wow.
02:10Are you on call?
02:12No, I just got a heads up about a show tonight.
02:15Oh, oh, I can get my own ride home.
02:17No, no, no, we should both go.
02:19Unless you've got work or sick of seeing me.
02:21No.
02:22No, I would love to go.
02:24This is going to be fun.
02:28You know, I've always wanted to see Titus Andronicus.
02:30It's considered to be Shakespeare's most violent play.
02:33You don't mind my words?
02:34No.
02:35I was something of a tomboy growing up.
02:38Well, then you're in for a treat.
02:40Oh, I guess it's starting.
02:43He's a state champ.
02:44He's going to come out swinging.
02:45He's not going to be wasting any sort of time.
02:47Okay, what are you doing?
02:49Abby hasn't texted me back today.
02:51Hold on.
02:52What, you forget about Abby?
02:53Have you seen this guy?
02:55He's got a white robe and a belt that's huge, okay?
02:59I mean, you're acting like the kissing booth over here.
03:01You need to focus.
03:04I am focused.
03:09That's the Travis we need.
03:10Come on.
03:11I just don't know why she hasn't texted me back.
03:14I'm going to go outside and see if I can get a better style reception.
03:16We're dead.
03:19Oh, wow.
03:22A modern interpretation.
03:23I love Shakespeare.
03:29All right, all right, all right.
03:30Next up, we have the main event.
03:33Brady Hoffman versus Travis Megaminix!
03:39This is going to be great.
03:41Travis is a real animal.
03:46You okay?
03:49Yeah.
03:50Yeah, it's just a little hot in here.
03:52I'm going to go find a bathroom.
03:55What the fuck, Abby?
03:57You don't respond to any of my texts and now you're here dressed like that with your titties hanging out.
04:02But you're not hanging out.
04:04This is a tasteful amount of cleavage.
04:06Yeah, well, they're distracting me.
04:07Oh, I'm sorry.
04:08I forgot.
04:09It's all about you, you egomaniac.
04:11I must break you.
04:14Go for it.
04:16That's who you're fighting?
04:18Yes.
04:19That guy could kill you.
04:21Is this your weird little way of admitting you like me?
04:23I don't like you.
04:24But I do worry about you.
04:25I worry about the planet.
04:27They're two very different things.
04:29Okay, well, if it puts your mind at ease, he's not even going to hit me.
04:32Hilarious.
04:33Are you doubting me?
04:34Yeah.
04:36Care to make it interesting?
04:37Make it interesting?
04:38Like a bet?
04:39Yeah.
04:40I don't bet.
04:42Come on, Travis.
04:43They need you.
04:44Yeah, just a minute.
04:45How's this?
04:47If he manages to lay a hand on me, I'll go without sex for a week.
04:52A month.
04:54Three months.
04:55Three months?
04:57That's impossible for someone like you.
04:59Okay, and if I win, you have to stay with me for a month.
05:03You're on.
05:05But get it through your head.
05:07I am never having sex with you.
05:12I don't want to have sex with you, Pidge.
05:14I want to be around you.
05:15You're good for me.
05:23You're handsome.
05:32You are handsome as hell.
05:34No wonder you're the champ.
05:36Champ of my heart.
05:39Come on, hit him!
05:41You ever hike Brokeback Mountain?
05:43Do you wanna?
05:45I'll get you, Lope.
05:47How you gonna kill me, big boy?
05:52Giddy up!
06:07What are you doing, jerk?
06:10Hey, you!
06:12Just once!
06:18Baby fell down.
06:19Get back in your crib, little baby.
06:28That one had to hurt.
06:30So, I'm saving the upper left sock for you.
06:32Fight me, Pidge!
06:35And cover those up.
06:37Pidge!
06:39Pidge!
06:41Pidge!
06:42Excuse me.
06:51Just once, hit him!
06:56Giddy up!
07:11Ladies and gentlemen!
07:13Bruce Stunnix!
07:19Pack your bags, Pidgeon.
07:21You're coming home with me.
07:27I don't like this.
07:34Hey, I got you a water.
07:37No!
07:38No!
07:39No!
07:41What's going on?
07:46I just need to process this.
07:48I know.
07:49We go out for a great dinner.
07:51Get on really well.
07:53I take you to a show.
07:55Leave you for five minutes.
07:58And during that time, you've decided to move in with Travis Maddox.
08:03I lost a bet.
08:04Right.
08:05We're just friends.
08:06I mean, we're not even friends.
08:07We're nothing.
08:09I had a really nice time with you tonight.
08:11And I would love to do it again.
08:16Do you think I can...
08:17I can get a goodnight kiss?
08:23No!
08:24God!
08:25No!
08:26Travis!
08:27Time to go!
08:28Yeah, you need to leave the car.
08:30He is not going to do anything.
08:33See?
08:34No, he's gonna hurt me.
08:35He's not gonna hurt you.
08:36No, he's gonna hurt me.
08:37Open the door.
08:39Please get out the car.
08:40You are strong.
08:41It's okay.
08:42No, he's a maniac.
08:43He is gonna hurt me.
08:44Leave the car.
08:45He's not going to hurt you.
08:46Leave the car now.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:48Get out the fucking car.
08:50The fucking car!
08:52Leave the car.
08:53Go.
08:54Okay.
08:55Go.
08:56Leave the car.
08:57Okay.
08:58Okay.
08:59Go.
09:00Please.
09:01Go.
09:02Now.
09:03Okay.
09:04Okay.
09:05Okay.
09:06Go!
09:07Jesus.
09:09I don't think this is happening.
09:11Well, for the record, I didn't think you'd really settle up.
09:12Well, I made a bet.
09:13I lost.
09:14You're only as good as your word.
09:16I made it through one night without any fun and business.
09:18I think I can make it through 30 more.
09:21What?
09:23Well, you did give me a...
09:25I did not give you a handy!
09:27I have no interest in touching your dick ever again.
09:31Okay?
09:32Got it?
09:33Okay.
09:34Okay.
09:35You're getting a little aggro.
09:36Oh, what?
09:37Do women with emotions make you scared?
09:39Well, I'm on my period, okay?
09:40I might stab you.
09:42Sorry.
09:43I thought this would be a fun idea.
09:44Well, it wasn't.
09:46How about we just go to sleep?
09:48Yeah, you think?
09:49Give me this.
09:50I want that.
09:52And don't touch me.
09:54Don't cross this line, okay?
09:56Wall of China!
09:57I never thought I'd miss you half as much as I do.
10:00It's not sweet in here.
10:01And this one is.
10:02You guys are filthy.
10:03Abby, come on.
10:04You're right in the middle of the way.
10:05Get out of the way.
10:06Come on, get out of the way.
10:07This is a close game right here.
10:08Abby, get out of the way!
10:09Hey!
10:10Get over here!
10:11No, no, no, no, no.
10:12About you.
10:13About you.
10:14About you.
10:15About you.
10:16About you.
10:17About you.
10:18About you.
10:19About you.
10:20About you.
10:21About you.
10:22About you.
10:23About you.
10:24About you.
10:25About you.
10:27I see them.
10:29Girls!
10:30Yeah!
10:31Yes!
10:32As soon as I wake up…
10:33Do you mind?
10:34Come on.
10:35I know that it's you I need to take the blues away.
10:39There must be love, love, love.
10:40There must be love, love, love.
10:41Nothing more, nothing less.
10:42Love is the best.
10:43Nothing is more love than this.
10:44Come on.
10:45You are so good at this.
10:46And I like it.
10:47There must be love, love, love.
10:48It must be love, love, love
10:52Nothing more, nothing less
10:55Love is the best
10:59How can it be that we can
11:02Say so much
11:04Without words
11:12Bless you and bless me, baby
11:15Bless the days
11:17And the hours I'm trying
11:25I've gotta be near you
11:27Every night and every day
11:32I've gotta be near you
11:38I've gotta be near you
11:45Oh, you're fucking worthless. Just hand me a 7-16.
11:47Hey, I'm not your bitch, and you're a pretty little bitch.
11:50Call me a bitch again, huh?
11:51Bitch, bitch, bitch.
11:52Hey, dipshits.
11:53What the fuck?
11:54We got company.
11:55Oh, oh, oh, oh my. Baby bro's bringing home a girl.
11:59Guys, this is Abby. Abby, these are the Moron Twins, Tyler and Taylor.
12:03Hi.
12:04Fraternal, obviously.
12:06And we're not morons.
12:07Travis is the moron.
12:09Can you guys not act like assholes just yet?
12:11Brother's mouthing off in front of his woman.
12:14You're a big guy, aren't you?
12:15Yeah, you're the big man on campus, right?
12:17That doesn't make any sense.
12:18Well, this makes sense.
12:20Taylor!
12:22Cobra Kai!
12:25So immature.
12:26Oh, you're Abigail, right?
12:29I'm, uh, Trent.
12:31The most, uh, attractive Maddox pro.
12:34Has anyone ever told you you have the most-
12:36No!
12:38Ladies!
12:39Not in front of my bike.
12:41Take it in the ring.
12:42Yes, sir.
12:43Put my tools back where you found them.
12:45Yes, sir.
12:46Hi.
12:48I'm Jim.
12:50I'm Abby.
12:51Nice to meet you.
12:52You too.
12:53Come on inside.
12:57So, uh, Abby.
13:00Have you ever experienced the deliciousness of fried chicken from Kentucky?
13:05Moron, not every chicken is from Kentucky.
13:07Yeah, it is. That's why they call it Kentucky Fried Chicken.
13:09What's going on here? Are you serious? You're embarrassing-
13:11What's up, boys? How we doing?
13:13Hey, boys, what's up?
13:14Hey, you made it.
13:15What's going on?
13:16Hey, what's up?
13:17Sorry, yeah, work ran late.
13:18Ah, you must be, um, Abby?
13:20Yeah, and you're Thomas, right? You're the oldest.
13:22I see Travis warned you about us, huh?
13:24Yeah, riveting conversation. Let's dig in.
13:26Oh, yeah.
13:30Travis.
13:35Oh, Heavenly Father, thank you for the food, for we remember the hungry.
13:40Please look after our dear mother, Diane. May she rest in peace.
13:43Amen.
13:44Give me.
13:45Can we-
13:46Is this all drumsticks, dude?
13:47Yeah, I want breasts, I want breasts.
13:49Guys, guys, there's a lady present.
13:50Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
13:52Oh, wow.
13:53They're being nice today. Those are some good pieces.
13:55Really sweet. Thank you, guys.
13:57Uh, I don't want to rain on Travis's parade, but my shift starts at ten, so let's get down to business.
14:02Hey.
14:03I'm just saying, if you want to play, let's play.
14:05I'm gonna have to whoop your butt fast.
14:07Yeah, yeah.
14:08Oh, yeah, I can carry some stuff.
14:19All right, the name of the game is Texas Hold'em, Abby. You in?
14:23Oh, that's not for me. Drinks?
14:26Yeah.
14:27Beer for me, baby.
14:29And there's chips up there, and there's dip, and there's like, you know, just whatever you can carry.
14:33Okay.
14:34Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
14:35Let's go.
14:36Let me get the chips.
14:37Got nothing.
14:39Eat shit.
14:42Straight on the river, and he does it again, boys.
14:45Yes!
14:46You're kidding me.
14:47Abby, I've been watching a while. You want to join?
14:49Oh, I'm okay.
14:50Don't worry. We, uh, take it easy on the ladies over here.
14:53You can play go fish if you like.
14:55You know, I actually don't think it's a question of you guys going easy on me.
14:58I actually think it's a question of me going easy on you guys.
15:01Oh, okay.
15:04You're being serious.
15:05Mm-hmm.
15:07Okay.
15:09Abby, you might not want to do that.
15:11Taylor may look like an idiot, but he happens to be one of the best poker players in town.
15:14Oh, in town.
15:17In the county.
15:18Oh, wow, in the county.
15:20He's even played on TV.
15:22Oh, on TV. That's pretty impressive. I don't know.
15:32Let's go.
15:33Okay.
15:36Fold.
15:42Fold.
15:43Beginner's luck.
15:44This is no beginner's luck.
15:46Well, I never said I was a beginner.
15:50Call.
15:51Flush.
15:55Pair of aces.
15:57Yes!
15:58Yes!
16:01Aces and eights, boys.
16:03Don't lie to me!
16:05That's a full house.
16:06Yes, it is.
16:07You just got hustled, bro.
16:09Well, no. It's only hustling if I keep your money.
16:12Oh.
16:13Oh, no, no, no.
16:14Sweetheart, my money's yours.
16:17You won it fair and square.
16:19Jeez.
16:20Where did you learn to play?
16:22Home.
16:24Home?
16:26Where was that?
16:28Vegas.
16:30My dad taught me.
16:33Used to be a high-stakes poker player named Abernathy.
16:37I remember hearing stories about him in Vegas.
16:40What happened?
16:41Oh, he had this daughter.
16:44Went with him everywhere.
16:46I think the mom walked out on him, so he was raising her on his own.
16:49Yes.
16:50Even when you're shy.
16:51Well, she was way too young to play legally, but...
16:54Man, she was a poker prodigy.
16:57As she got better, he got worse.
17:00So she was left bailing him out.
17:02Even as a kid.
17:03Look, you're a poker genius.
17:06I remember this.
17:08They called her Lucky Charms.
17:10Lucky 13.
17:11Abby, you must have heard of her, right?
17:14She must be about your age.
17:18After all, this is you in the article, isn't it?
17:30You're Lucky 13?
17:32We just got hustled by Lucky 13?
17:35No fucking way.
17:36Guys, I'm sorry.
17:37I wasn't trying to hustle you guys or anything, I swear.
17:40Lucky 13's in this house?
17:42Yeah.
17:43Lucky 13 in the house?
17:46Lucky 13 in the house?
17:48Guys, guys, hey.
17:50You're acting like a bunch of fangirls.
17:52She beat me.
17:53You're a fangirl.
17:54You're breaking my head off.
17:56Get your ugly-ass face out of the way.
18:00You're a fangirl.
18:01You're fucking innocent.
18:02Fuck you.
18:03How could he do that to Tessa?
18:08Jack Frost, why are you so happy?
18:12I don't know, I'm a happy fighter.
18:15Okay, I'm sorry.
18:16No, no, no.
18:17If you were actually happy in the ring, it would be so easy to slap that in my face.
18:20You put this on, people.
18:21Jack Frost, this time with actual meaning to it.
18:22Okay, okay.
18:23I'm hanging.
18:24I'm hanging.
18:25I'm hanging.
18:26I'm hanging.
18:27I'm hanging.
18:28Okay, okay. I get it. I'll be angry.
18:30Well, can you go then? Go now.
18:32Go now. Jab her. Jab her.
18:34Oh!
18:36It must be love.
18:38Love, love.
18:40Nothing more.
18:42Nothing less.
18:44Love is the best.
18:46I've never dated anyone like him,
18:48but when I'm with him,
18:50I just sometimes feel like
18:52he could be my forever person.
18:54I don't know. He just, like, makes me laugh
18:56in this way that, like,
18:58I don't know, like, Travis
19:00makes you laugh.
19:02I don't know what you're talking about.
19:04That is bullshit.
19:06I don't know. Bitch, you know.
19:08Okay, yeah, look, I will admit his physique is appealing.
19:10Wait, his physique is appealing?
19:12Yes, his physique is appealing.
19:14But I've learned not to court excitement
19:16for the sake of excitement.
19:18I mean, truthfully, he seems a little crazy.
19:20And we both know that the last thing
19:22I need is more crazy.
19:24Absolutely.
19:46I...
19:50I believe that's
19:52my side of the bed.
19:54I'm moving.
19:56Did you finish the homework?
19:58Yeah, just about. You need any help?
20:00No, I'm good.
20:04Please tell me you're not gonna clip your toenails in bed.
20:10You're gonna miss me.
20:12So?
20:14I heard it's someone's birthday in two days.
20:16You hear or you eavesdropped?
20:18That was between Mare and I.
20:20Ow.
20:22That was a private conversation.
20:24That hurt.
20:26Well, it serves you right for eavesdropping.
20:28Whoa, what did I just get out of you there?
20:30What are you, half bulldog?
20:32Well, you groped me.
20:34I did not grope you. That was a poach.
20:36Oh, you are a snorter.
20:38I'm not ticklish.
20:40Your uncle's ticklish?
20:42Come on.
20:44How do you think this was gonna end?
20:46Get off me.
20:48Oh, relax. It was a nibble.
20:50Yeah, well, it hurt.
20:52Oh, did it? You loved it.
20:54I did kind of love it, yeah.
21:14Wait!
21:18Are you okay?
21:22You good?
21:28Am I good?
21:30No?
21:36Um, I'm just confused.
21:38Where are you going?
21:40This is a joke.
21:42Well, come on, Travis. Don't you want to talk about this?
21:44Talk about it? Why? You want to hear how I really feel about you, Abby?
21:46I don't.
21:48Because I don't feel the same way.
21:50You're lying.
21:52I'm not.
21:54Travis, you're vulgar. You're a brute.
21:56You're...
22:12Touch me.
22:16No.
22:24I have to pee.
22:26I'm sorry.
22:32Yeah, babe. Yeah.
22:34Wait, wait, where are you going? I'm on the verge!
22:36I'll be right back.
22:38What's going on?
22:40You okay?
22:42No. No, I'm not okay.
22:44I think I freaked out kind of aggressively.
22:46Clarify.
22:48And then I grabbed...
22:50He grabbed my...
22:52I put his hand on my...
22:54Breast?
22:56No, lower.
22:58Oh.
23:00America, I don't know what to do.
23:02It's like the logic goes out of my head.
23:04If I go back in there, I'm not going to be able to stop myself.
23:06So you do like him.
23:08America, I think I'm in love with him.
23:10Hey, Abby.
23:12I'm in a normal position and I'm not flexing at all.
23:14Hey, baby girl.
23:16You okay?
23:18Are you okay?
23:20You okay?
23:22She's okay. She's okay.
23:24She's just nervous.
23:26But I can help you through your nervousness.
23:28Don't greet her like this. It's too porny.
23:30You're not toxic.
23:32You're a cool guy.
23:34You're really cool and strong.
23:36Hi, Abby. Give me a hug.
23:38Oh, no, that's so scary.
23:42Okay.
24:02Travis?
24:12Travis?
24:14Travis?
24:18Travis?