Coronation Street 5th July 2024
Coronation Street 5th July 2024
Transcript
00:00MUSIC PLAYS
00:23Don't tell me you've tricked me with this one before.
00:26Eight. No, nine.
00:28Technically eight. Pluto was reclassified as a dwarf planet in 2006.
00:32It'll always be a doctor, mate.
00:34Hey, I'm thinking I might not come in today.
00:37My stomach doesn't feel great.
00:38Oh, no? Do you need to go and see someone?
00:40Er, no, I'm sure I'll be fine.
00:42I know you don't want to hear this,
00:44but negative emotions can lead to physical symptoms.
00:46You're right, I don't.
00:47Aren't you meant to be catching your bus?
00:49They're not running today. Leanne said she'll take me.
00:51Ah, right. Trip to the bakery, then, is it?
00:54Well, he's a good lad. They like to spoil him.
00:56That suits me. I'm going to work from home this morning.
00:58Oh, right. Erm...
01:00Do you know what? I might go in, actually.
01:03Everything all right?
01:05Er, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07You want a roll?
01:08No, no. I mean, no, I just don't want to be getting in his way.
01:11Yeah, it's nothing. Just leave him.
01:13Yeah, besides, I mean, who's going to open up the bistro if these two are skiving?
01:16All right, whatever you want to do. Come on, Sam, we'd better go.
01:18Right. See you later.
01:20Bye.
01:23You ready?
01:27DOOR SLAMS
01:29This is all too much.
01:31I should never have got in touch.
01:33All right, Bernie, you did, so, erm...
01:35I'm going to have it out with him. No, I wouldn't.
01:37Getting methanol is going to make things worse,
01:39especially after yesterday.
01:41Gemma's been evicted, Paul's dying, I can't cope.
01:44He's turning my family against me when they need me the most.
01:46Oh, darling, they know you and they will come round.
01:49Well, maybe I should talk to him again, you know,
01:51explain what's going on.
01:53Look it, Bernie.
01:54Are you not listening?
01:56Gemma said she, what, needed space?
01:59So I should just do nothing?
02:01So give them space.
02:03Give things time to calm down.
02:05Show them more that you're the reasonable one here, yes?
02:08DOOR SLAMS
02:11He's nothing like James Bond. James Bond's a spy.
02:13Yeah, but he's dead dishy, though.
02:15Bet he'd look good in a tux or trunks
02:17coming out of the sea with a spear gun.
02:19Mum, will you stop it? Kit is a colleague.
02:22I think you should try and be his partner.
02:24I can just see you two, like, stasky and hutch.
02:26I would love to be back in CID, me.
02:29You know, he is exactly the sort of copper that I would want to be.
02:32Are you sure about that, mate?
02:33What?
02:35He's got an offer on beans. Two for one.
02:37Oh, nice, I love beans, mate. Yeah, I'll put them peas back, crazy.
02:42There's no point mouthing off.
02:43You said it yourself, it'll only make things worse.
02:48He's a good-looking fella, really, isn't he?
02:50So what are you going to do with him?
02:52Put him in the loft till it all blows over.
02:54The loft?
02:56What's wrong with it? Are you out of your mind?
02:59That's ridiculous. Anyone could find him up there.
03:02I mean, it goes in the loft.
03:03Nah. Now, you need to get rid of him permanently.
03:07Chuck him in the canal.
03:09Well, I would, but, you know...
03:12What's wrong now?
03:14Well, someone might see me.
03:16All right.
03:18All right.
03:20All right, put him in the bin, then.
03:22Well, then the bin man might see it.
03:24You can't do it, can you?
03:26What do you mean?
03:28After everything he's done to you.
03:30Nobbling your missus in your house, in your marital bed.
03:34You still love Tommy Opington, don't you?
03:37Wash your mouth out, no I don't. I flippin' hate him.
03:39Go on, then.
03:41Smash him up.
03:43What, now? Go on.
03:45Smash his cheating face in.
03:48All right, I will.
03:50No, I can't.
03:52Dad?
03:57Can I borrow your bag?
03:58What? This bag?
03:59Yeah. I'm gonna go to the gym after work.
04:01Erm, no, I'm, er, using it.
04:03What for?
04:05I'm gonna put stuff in it.
04:07You never use that bag.
04:09Well, I'm using it today, so get off.
04:11OK. I'll just use a different one.
04:14All right.
04:15What's the hammer for?
04:18Hammering?
04:25Listen, you're gonna have to sort this out and fast.
04:28Cos if you don't and you get caught,
04:30there'll be a load of county fans in Weatherfield Nick
04:33wanting to have a little word with you.
04:39There you go. Toasted tea cakes.
04:41Oh, thanks, love, thanks.
04:44Is Roy coming down?
04:46He said he will, but I wouldn't hold out much hope.
04:48Mm.
04:50Oh.
04:52Ah, Yasmeen.
04:54Lovely to see you.
04:56Ditto, ditto.
04:58How are you feeling?
04:59Eh, we're good, yeah, fine.
05:04Something you wanted?
05:06Yes, yes, I, I...
05:08I have a gift for you from Kathy.
05:10Oh, very kind.
05:12She sends her best wishes.
05:14Lovely.
05:16Um, excuse me, there's something I need to...
05:19I'm sorry.
05:21Oh, well.
05:23I suppose it's progress.
05:25A miracle.
05:26Just keep trying, onwards and upwards.
05:31Finally, I was supposed to finish quarter past.
05:33I'm so sorry.
05:35I've got the bacon, the sausages, salad and all the veggie stuff.
05:38I can't stay.
05:39Why not? It's your shift.
05:40Yeah, I know, but Lily's sick and she's off school.
05:43Well, can't David look after her?
05:44Oh, he's at work.
05:45Well, can't someone else? There's loads of you.
05:47Yeah, but they're working and Claudia's got migraine
05:49and Gail's at a live drawing class again.
05:51I just wanted a break.
05:52Well, Bernie's doing the lunchtime shift, isn't she?
05:54No, she's booked the day off.
05:55Look, I've got to go. She's on her own.
05:57I'm really sorry.
05:59Ah.
06:03Peppermint tea. That's what you need.
06:05Oh, I brought you had one.
06:07Hey, how's your stomach?
06:08Yeah, it's getting better, I think.
06:10Oh, good.
06:11I was wondering, have you had any more thoughts
06:13about the institute?
06:14Not really. Why?
06:16Well, I was just wondering if you fancied
06:18one of the in-person seminars. They're really good.
06:20I don't know.
06:21Might just watch a few more videos first.
06:23Oh, right. Well, that's fine. That's fine.
06:25I'll send you some links.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Ah!
06:28Are you OK?
06:29I don't know.
06:30Right, come on.
06:31Get yourself down to the medical centre now.
06:33Come on, we're not going to have any appointments, are we?
06:35Toya, this is an emergency.
06:36No, it's fine. I'll just go home. I'll have a lie down.
06:39Well, do you want me to come with you?
06:41No, no, no, I'll be fine. Can you...?
06:43Oh, sorry. I'll go.
06:45Sorry about that.
06:46I'll get my bag.
06:47Mm.
06:50Oh!
06:51Them steps, they kill me every time.
06:56Well, use the stairlift if you like.
06:58Can I?
06:59Yeah, of course.
07:00Oh, Ta, I have always wanted to go on that.
07:03How fast does it go?
07:05Not fast enough when he's hungry and he needs his tea.
07:08Take it he's filled you in.
07:11About Kate...
07:12Yeah, yeah. Can't believe it.
07:14Another flipping brother.
07:15Yeah, a cop.
07:17Mm. Could come in handy, though.
07:20Like, if we were to get nicked or out like that.
07:23It's good that you're focusing on the positives.
07:25Yeah, unlike Mam.
07:27Did he tell you she chucked her remote at him?
07:29He could have arrested her. She totally lost her head.
07:32Why would she do that?
07:34Well, she thinks he's stirring up trouble for her.
07:37He was only telling the truth.
07:40Yeah, exactly.
07:42I can't believe she gave him away when he was just a baby.
07:45I could never do that with any of my kids,
07:48no matter how bad things got.
07:50There must be some explanation.
07:53Yeah, that she don't care, she never has.
07:56No, that's not true.
07:57We hardly even saw her when we were kids, isn't that right, Paul?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Still, it must have been terrible for her to have to give up a child.
08:05Terrible for Kit.
08:07She still did it, though.
08:09Well, maybe you should speak to her.
08:11Find a reason she's still your mum.
08:13No.
08:14She'll try and spin it, make out like she's the victim.
08:17Right, she always does.
08:21Hey, I'm going to meet him later, you know.
08:23I'm going to go for a few beers and I'm going to get to know him better.
08:26Do you want to come?
08:27Yeah, sure.
08:28Do you think maybe you should invite Bernie?
08:30What, so she can chuck something else at him? No chance.
08:33She might just feel a little bit left out.
08:36Oh, like he was his whole life!
08:43You can go into work if you like, I don't mind.
08:45Oh, no, it's fine, honestly. She's really poorly, it wouldn't be fair.
08:48What are you up to?
08:50Well, I've just got the credit card statement through
08:52from the magazine I used to work for.
08:54Oh, right, and?
08:55And I was hoping that this would prove
08:57I didn't buy all the stuff they're saying I did.
08:59So you really didn't do it?
09:00No, of course I didn't.
09:02Well, I won't blame you.
09:03I mean, company credit card, who'd notice?
09:05Erm, the company, but these are all online purchases.
09:09Oh, yeah, so they'll be delivery addresses?
09:11Yeah, but I've rang the few and none of them have given the address out.
09:14What about that one?
09:16Erm, yes, again, online purchase. You really need to listen.
09:20Yeah, but that's the supermarket, is that?
09:22So?
09:23So it might have been a click and collect.
09:24You know, they might be CCTV.
09:26Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
09:28Right, I'll ring them and see if they've got any footage.
09:31PHONE RINGS
09:36Oh, hey, er, wasn't expecting you, Beth.
09:38Er, yeah, I'm not feeling great.
09:41Oh, sorry. Look, er, why don't I go to Roy's and I can work from there?
09:45Er, no, no, no, it's fine, no, you can stay.
09:48You sure? Yeah, it'd be nice to have some company.
09:51Ha-ha, you'll miss it when you move out.
09:54Yeah, I will.
09:56Can I get you anything?
09:57No, I'm all right, I'll probably just have a bit of a lie down.
10:00What about some tomato soup? Sam swears by it.
10:02Says it cures all illnesses known to man.
10:05I suppose he is a genius.
10:06Great, I'll pop in and get you some. Why don't you just relax, yeah?
10:10Yeah, thanks, Nick.
10:11Well, someone's got to look after you.
10:21Oh!
10:23Er... Nick?
10:28Nick?
10:30HE GASPS
10:31HE GROANS
10:44HE GROANS
10:52Oh, God.
10:54I've just forgot my wallet.
10:55I'll just have a look. Nick?
10:58Thank you. OK, OK.
10:59Nick, it hurts really bad. It must hurt.
11:01It really hurts. OK, try and get up.
11:03Try and sit here. Come on, up.
11:05Ah!
11:06OK.
11:07HE GROANS
11:08I'm going to need to get you to hospital.
11:10It's all right, it's all right, I'm here.
11:13HE GROANS
11:14HE GROANS
11:15HE GROANS
11:16HE GROANS
11:17HE GROANS
11:18HE GROANS
11:19HE GROANS
11:20HE GROANS
11:21HE GROANS
11:22HE GROANS
11:23HE GROANS
11:24Talk about bad publicity.
11:26It's on the front page of the Gazette.
11:28After everything that man has done for county.
11:30Who'd do something like that?
11:32Some idiot.
11:33Mm.
11:36It's all over the papers now.
11:37Are you kidding?
11:39Have they got any suspects? I don't know.
11:41They'd have got it on CCTV, wouldn't they?
11:44I was careful.
11:45It don't matter if you found what you'd done for.
11:47Why'd I walk out of prison? You need to help me.
11:49Well, give it back here. Give it to Debbie now.
11:52I can't just fess up.
11:53Well, say sorry. They might be lenient on you.
11:56I can't risk it. Let's go and bury it in your garden.
11:59You're joking, are you? I'm already an accessory.
12:01I'm not gonna make things worse by burying it in my garden.
12:03And what am I gonna do then?
12:05Oh, I've got an idea.
12:08How do you feel about roleplay?
12:12Oh, God.
12:13Yes, I have heard of data protection, actually.
12:16Ah, good, you're back. Can I go to work now, please?
12:19No, I've just bobbed back from my butty, that's all.
12:21I'm bombed at work with Granny's blue rinse brigade.
12:23Oh, well, thanks for all your help. Enjoy your day.
12:26PHONE RINGS
12:27No joy.
12:29I have called every supermarket, cafe, kebab shop on that list
12:32and nobody will help me.
12:33Oh, is this about that money you nicked?
12:35It wasn't me.
12:36Why won't they help you?
12:38Data protection, too much effort to trawl through the CCTV,
12:41put it in writing, blah, blah, blah.
12:43Well, this is a crime.
12:44Yes, I know it's a crime.
12:45I've said that, but they're not interested.
12:47So what are you gonna do?
12:48What can I do?
12:49Well, you're not paying it back, cos you haven't spent it.
12:52I haven't got the money to, anyway.
12:54Just tell the magazine that, then.
12:55Yeah, I hope they don't come after you for it.
13:01Oh, so you're the new Columbo, are you?
13:05Got something you want to confess to?
13:07Oh, only having a killer body.
13:09I'll take your word for it.
13:11Well, maybe you should take down my particulars.
13:14Very funny.
13:16Hey, your son's a copper as well, you know, Craig Tinker.
13:19Have you heard of him? Craigie?
13:21Yeah, I've met Craig.
13:24Are you CID, then?
13:25I am.
13:26Oh, it's cos he did a placement, though, and he really enjoyed it.
13:29It's a laugh a minute. Yeah.
13:31Hey, do you think you could put a word in?
13:33You know, get him a transfer.
13:34Cos he's like that, it's what he really wants to do.
13:36That's not how it works, unfortunately.
13:38Yeah, but I bet you could say something.
13:41And if you do, I won't tell my Kirky that you were coming on to me.
13:46Sorry.
13:47Hiya! Are you still up for a drink later?
13:49Sure.
13:51Hey, when? I'll come.
13:52Oh, no, you can't, sorry. It's family only.
13:55Hey, are you two related?
13:57I can't see that at all.
14:00I'm her brother.
14:01How's that work?
14:03Well, my mam's his mam.
14:06She never is.
14:07KNOCK AT THE DOOR
14:16Roy, I'm really sorry to have to ask,
14:19but please could you come and help me in the cafe?
14:22No, I'm sorry, I don't think I can.
14:25It's just I was supposed to finish hours ago
14:27and I've still not had my break yet.
14:29What about Shona?
14:30She's not coming in cos Lily's ill.
14:32Well, Bernie, doesn't she normally work at this time?
14:34I don't know, a family crisis or something.
14:37Alex, then?
14:39I rung him and he's on a five-day bender in Amsterdam.
14:42I don't know what to suggest.
14:45I do. Put your pinny on and come down and help me.
14:48I'm not up to it.
14:50I know you've had a tough time,
14:51but hiding away in here's not going to help you.
14:53I'm not hiding.
14:54Right, what are you doing, then?
14:57Recuperating.
14:59OK, we'll come and do that downstairs.
15:02I'm sorry, but I really would rather not.
15:07Listen, you don't have to serve anyone.
15:09You can just do some cooking in the back
15:10or, I don't know, clear some tables or something.
15:13I'm not ready.
15:21You can go if you like.
15:24No, no, I want to stay.
15:28I'm feeling pain.
15:31Yeah.
15:33Well, what do you think it is, an ulcer?
15:37Yeah, maybe.
15:40You've had a lot of stress, haven't you?
15:43You know, roves and meat.
15:46That is true.
15:53There's so many things I want to say.
15:58I know I can't.
16:01I understand.
16:04So, hey, let's just enjoy these moments, shall we?
16:07You and me, you know?
16:10A lot of ill people.
16:11The smell of bleach.
16:20Thanks very much. Enjoy your day.
16:22Oh, sorry about that.
16:24I've been so busy today, full on.
16:26I've been on my own. I've been right busy, Miss Lizzie.
16:28It's no problem.
16:30I wanted to ask you about my malware session tomorrow.
16:32Sure. What do you want to know?
16:34Well, er... What is it?
16:37It's something we all do at this stage.
16:39Nothing to worry about.
16:41Right. So, what happens?
16:44You'll be engaging with other members,
16:46assessing how far you've come, how strong you are.
16:51Right, and that's it?
16:52Pretty much. You'll breeze through it.
16:54Oh! Sorry I'm late. I'll make my time up.
16:57No, no, it's OK. Don't worry about it.
16:59What's got you in such good mood?
17:01Nothing. Just being positive.
17:03Leanne was telling me you might be interested in joining us.
17:07Might be. Thinking about it.
17:09That's great. And there's no rush.
17:11The Institute isn't for everyone.
17:13But those that do join us tend to really get a lot from it.
17:18Er, Leanne, where have you been?
17:19Er, here. Why?
17:21Just Nick's been trying to ring you.
17:23Oh. Oh, my phone's in the office. Why? What's happened?
17:26Er, it's Toya. She's in hospital.
17:33Oh! Well, am I glad to see you.
17:35Right. How come?
17:37Look, I know you've booked the day off,
17:39but is there any chance you could just work for a few hours?
17:41Oh, sorry, love. My head's not right.
17:43I've got family stuff going on.
17:45Can we have two coffees, please?
17:47What's the problem?
17:49It's just I was meant to finish my shift hours ago,
17:51and, well, I am knackered.
17:52If you started at eight, that's only half a day.
17:55You know, there are some people in the world
17:57that actually work, like, full days, man.
17:58Yes. I learned a bit of a late one last night.
18:01Oh, you're feeling a bit ropey.
18:02Oh, you see, that's the folly of youth.
18:04You remember those days, not a care in the world,
18:06drinking till the early hours.
18:08You still do that now?
18:09I know, and I never miss work.
18:11Aren't you the great big action hero?
18:12Yes, I am.
18:15That'll be 250, then, please.
18:16Oh, don't forget my staff discount.
18:19225, then, please.
18:20Okey-dokey.
18:26Hey.
18:27You're a dark horse, aren't you?
18:29Why? What have I done now?
18:31Secret son. You kept that from everyone.
18:34Oh, what's this?
18:35Oh, that new copper kit. She's his mum.
18:38Well, I wasn't expecting that.
18:41So, come on, then. What's the story?
18:43None of your business, Beth.
18:45All right. I was only asking.
18:47Yeah, Kit's my son.
18:48And it's been really good getting to know him
18:50after all these years.
18:51Hey, tell me what. I'd like to get to know him.
18:54Aren't you with Kirk?
18:56Yeah, but just cos I bought some work,
18:57I can still browse the shelves.
19:00Anyway, I hope we have a nice family get-together later on.
19:03Yeah, we will.
19:04Oh, and put a good word in for us, eh?
19:06See if you can get our Craigie into CID.
19:08Come on, Beth. Leave these nice people alone
19:10and get some art, will you?
19:11Oh, yes. I will have a full English breakfast, please.
19:14What are you working like that for?
19:15I'm just keeping a lookout, aren't I?
19:17What, since when did the delivery man need to keep a lookout?
19:20I'm just being careful!
19:21It's like an aspiring filmmaker.
19:23It's not normally.
19:24You know, you're a delivery man, chest out, Brad.
19:28That's better.
19:30What now?
19:32What now?
19:33I'm not sure.
19:34I'm not sure.
19:35I'm not sure.
19:36I'm not sure.
19:37I'm not sure.
19:38I'm not sure.
19:39I'm not sure.
19:40I'm not sure.
19:41I'm not sure.
19:42I'm not sure.
19:43What now?
19:45I'm just gonna leave it there.
19:47Right, let's go.
19:50He's doing two full lunches here.
19:52Ooh, chicken wings.
19:54Are you out of your mind?
19:55I'm hungry.
19:56We've got to go. Come on.
19:57Get a dinner.
19:58All right, lads.
19:59Did you leave that box?
20:00Yeah, it's just delivery that, mate.
20:03Who's it for?
20:04Erm, events.
20:06Well, I'll need a name, really, fella.
20:08There was no name on it.
20:10All right, then. Just wait there a second.
20:12I'll check in with the boss.
20:13You can't be hanging around here all day, pal.
20:15Sorry, lads.
20:16There's a procedure, health and safety.
20:18Think there could be anything in that box.
20:19Fine, we'll take it, then.
20:20Will we?
20:22Oh, hello, boys.
20:24What are you two doing here,
20:25all dressed up like lollipop men?
20:27They dropped that box off, boss.
20:29Yeah, we've got a sideline at Streetcars.
20:31We just do a bit of delivery now and again.
20:33Yeah, good idea, yeah.
20:35There's money to be made in that.
20:37Only there was no address on that.
20:40It's just around...
20:41Yeah, we'd better go now, anyway.
20:43Yeah, yeah.
20:58Is it in this room?
20:59Yes.
21:00Are you sure it's ours? I've done everything.
21:02Well, you haven't clearly done everything, have you?
21:05Right, I give up.
21:06Radiator valve.
21:09Oh, come off it. You cannot have that.
21:11What? That's part of the radiator.
21:13That should have been V for valve, not R.
21:15You are unbelievable.
21:17Mm, unbelievably good at this game.
21:20Right, come on.
21:21Your go.
21:23I can't believe how long these tests are taking.
21:26Do you want me to go and get someone?
21:28Yeah, maybe. Can't stand any more ice pie.
21:31Tanya, I am so sorry.
21:33I didn't see my phone.
21:35It's OK, don't worry. What's happened?
21:36She collapsed at the flat.
21:38They're just running some tests.
21:40Well, have they said anything, what it might be?
21:42Not yet.
21:43And have you got pain?
21:45No, it's better.
21:46She's dosed up to the eyeballs on painkillers.
21:49Mrs Habib, how are you feeling?
21:52Yeah, all right. Improving, I think.
21:54Good. I've got the test results.
21:56Are you happy for me to...?
21:58Oh, yeah, they're family. Yeah, that's fine.
22:00Well, it's good news, potentially.
22:03You're pregnant.
22:05Congratulations.
22:11Um...
22:26Pregnant?
22:28When was your last period?
22:30Um, I don't know, like...
22:32three, four weeks ago?
22:35I can't be.
22:36The blood results will take a while
22:38and I'm booking you in for an ultrasound.
22:40It's too early to see the pregnancy,
22:42but with your abdominal pain, I think it's good to take a look.
22:44OK. Yeah, um...
22:46Thank you.
22:51To our little bro, the big licks copper!
22:53Yeah, which means that you and my husband
22:56are now part of the establishment.
22:58I'd have ever wanted it.
23:01Oh, who, our kit?
23:03Oh, it's, er, Detective Constable Green to you.
23:07So you might want to show me a bit more respect. Thank you.
23:10His arm's endangerous.
23:13Extremely dangerous.
23:14Notebook, check. Walkie-talkie, check.
23:16Well, mobile phone.
23:18Stun gun?
23:20I'm non-uniform. They don't let me have one.
23:22Oh.
23:23Hey, do you ever put that blue light on?
23:25You know, if you're dying for a wazz or you want a mackies.
23:28I can never confirm or deny.
23:31Oh, I wish we could zap our landlord with a stun gun.
23:34Don't even joke about it.
23:35Yeah, terrible having an eviction over you.
23:39Paul's in a worse position.
23:40Hey, it's not a competition.
23:44Your bro, he's the bravest man you'll ever meet.
23:47I can see that. I just wish I met him sooner.
23:50I just wish we were never separated in the first place.
23:58Don't go quiet on my account.
24:01We're not.
24:02Right, so send me again for this lot and two halves of lager, please, Jenny.
24:06Is it a... Is it a family gathering?
24:08Yeah, that's right.
24:09Yeah, cos I couldn't help but overhear.
24:11So Kit the copper is Bernice?
24:13Yeah, he is indeed. Yeah.
24:16Well, thanks for the invite.
24:18You're here now, and I'm glad.
24:20Maybe this is a chance to build some bridges, maybe.
24:23Right, so Jenny's bringing the drinks round.
24:25Sit down, darling.
24:27It's a family gathering.
24:35Yeah, yeah, it was just lying there on the pavement, like, you know,
24:38dead, dead surreal.
24:39In that box?
24:40Yeah. So, you know, cut to operation,
24:43get Tommy back to the Echaria Hotel.
24:45Pronto. Pronto.
24:47And where exactly did you find it?
24:50Erm, on that bit of wasteland next to the British Legion.
24:54On the pavement next to it.
24:56So someone went to all that trouble of robbing it
24:59just to dump it next door?
25:01Some people are as thick as pudding, love.
25:04Yeah.
25:06Right, well, I'd best let the club know.
25:11They'll be chuffed, won't they, as he's all back in one piece?
25:15Right, well, coolio. Better get back on the switch.
25:18Yeah, well, I've got an airport run at two, so I'd better...
25:20Boys, why don't you grab a seat
25:22and take the weight off your personalities?
25:23I'll get you a couple of cappuccinos, yeah?
25:26That'll give you time to work on your story.
25:28Or first up, that you robbed it.
25:30I never robbed it.
25:32Stitches get stitches.
25:34And the flaming mafia.
25:37Hi, could you put me through to comms, please?
25:40It's Demi Webster here from the Chariot Square Hotel.
25:45Regarding the stolen bust of Tommy Orpington.
25:51Bust?
25:53Bust.
25:56So?
25:58What?
25:59A million-dollar question. Who's the father?
26:02I can't believe you're asking me that.
26:03Oh, I'm sorry, my free and single sister gets pregnant.
26:06I can't believe you can't believe I'm asking.
26:08It's irrelevant.
26:09Oh, well, I'm sure he'd be thrilled to hear that.
26:12I reckon he would.
26:13Oh, do you know what, Taya, actually? Why should you know?
26:16Oh, what am I, the Weatherfield bike?
26:18No, I didn't mean it like that.
26:20Sorry, sorry, I just heard myself sound like some mad Victorian throwback.
26:24It's forgotten.
26:26Oh, Taya, you're going to have a baby.
26:28It's all you ever hoped for.
26:30And it's going to be so loved.
26:31Nick, please, will you stop pacing up and down?
26:33There's a chair there.
26:35He hates hospitals.
26:36It was a one-night stand.
26:37Oh, well, hats off to him and his little swimmers, eh?
26:41Ah, all that IVF, all that hoping and waiting,
26:46and now out of the blue.
26:51I thought it was a one-night stand.
26:53I know.
26:55He's your local, then, Mr Superspare.
26:57OK, come on, like, just don't push her, OK?
27:00No, sorry.
27:02You don't know him.
27:03Right.
27:05But I, um...
27:07Are you going to tell him?
27:08You know, assuming you're keeping it. Sorry, too many questions.
27:10Yeah, well, I might not get to make that decision, Leigh,
27:12not if this pain keeps up.
27:13Hey, come on, you've got to stay positive.
27:16It'll be fine.
27:17We'll be here for you, me and Nick, won't we?
27:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
27:25They are not remotely interested in the truth, just the bottom line.
27:28At least you tried your best.
27:30Two weeks they have given me to come up with this money.
27:32Otherwise, they're taking me to a small claims court.
27:34I hate all that data protection stuff.
27:36Oh, well, at the end of the day, I am a total stranger
27:39asking them for a favour that involves a bit of hard work.
27:41I could hear them losing the will.
27:43Well, why don't you try again?
27:45You never know, next time you might get someone more helpful.
27:48No, I think my time would be better spent
27:49ringing round for a loan.
27:54I wasn't trying to get my version in first.
27:57I just wanted you to see what was going on at the time.
28:00Do you think maybe you had a bit of postnatal depression?
28:03I mean, that is quite common.
28:05Maybe.
28:07And you had made a terrible mistake
28:08if you read the letters, you'd see.
28:10And the number of times I wanted to ask the social worker
28:12if I could get you back.
28:14You wanted to, but you never quite managed it, right?
28:19As I knew deep down, I couldn't cope.
28:21You were already settled with a new family.
28:23Like wonderful mum and dad.
28:26God, you were pleased with such good people.
28:28Actually, I thank the social worker, but, yeah, it would have been best.
28:32And for years, I wish I could forget about you.
28:35Would have made life easier.
28:38But your lovely little innocent face kept haunting me.
28:43Mum, I can't get my head round this.
28:45I know what it's like to be bone-tired, ready to drop.
28:49I thought I'd give you one of them a week.
28:51You were amazing with the quad squad, and I am in awe of you,
28:54but you've had support, Gemma.
28:56I had no-one.
28:59Literally no-one.
29:00I do get that. It might have been hard.
29:03Oh, you do?
29:05Well, that's good.
29:06You hear that, darling?
29:08The thing is, man, you should have told us years ago.
29:14Decades. I know.
29:16I've got months left.
29:20You robbed us, man.
29:22I'm so sorry.
29:24I'm a coward.
29:27I'm a disgrace.
29:31Jerv, you should take her back to yours.
29:33Look, if you'd just let me try and explain...
29:35Do you know what? I think I'd probably leave it there for today, Bernie.
29:42Come on, love. Let's get you home.
29:50Is everything all right?
29:51Is everything all right?
30:05I can't open it.
30:07Is she crashing us up?
30:08Us?
30:09I was... I was...
30:10You know, what's it to the fact I'm...
30:13I'm fine.
30:14Yeah, he's smiling.
30:16Smiling.
30:17Oh, maybe we're home and dry.
30:20Oh, you know what? We've to start grassing us up, class act.
30:24You know what? I'd have a go, but, er, I'm going to need a minute, really.
30:27Lovely. Oh, hello.
30:28She's squashing like a moth.
30:30Shut up.
30:31Oh, incoming. Tummy home.
30:34Early, tummy.
30:36Soon?
30:37Right, I'm paraphrasing here, but long story short,
30:40you found it by the Legion car park?
30:43Correct. Bob on.
30:45You two?
30:46Yeah, they recognised you immediately.
30:48Yeah, well, I'd never forget that face.
30:50Awkward.
30:52Anyway, they, er, very carefully shoved you in a box
30:55and brought you back safe and sound.
30:58Right.
30:59Yeah, count it till we die.
31:01Ha!
31:02Scans do help for me. Go, scan.
31:05Right, there we go, then.
31:07All's well that ends well.
31:10I'll, er, let the police know I've been found, then.
31:13Smashing.
31:14Oh, and by two county fans.
31:17One county fan.
31:20Scans do.
31:21SHE CHUCKLES
31:22Erm, I'll get the box.
31:25You must be really worried. I mean, this is pretty big.
31:28I'm OK, I'm just, you know, thinking things through, so...
31:31Well, you know, people surprise you.
31:34I mean, maybe the father wants to be involved.
31:38I know many an alpha male who coat-gag her over a baby.
31:41OK, look, er, do you need any clothes to her?
31:43I don't know, underwear, something like that?
31:45Oh, yeah, she really wants her brother-in-law
31:47rifling through her smalls.
31:48Listen, I'll go and get everything.
31:50And I'll go and get you some nice food.
31:52Yeah, that'd be great, Leigh.
31:53Well, happy to be of use.
31:56Right, see you in a bit.
31:57Thanks.
32:02OK, straight question.
32:04Of course it's yours.
32:07Yeah, I knew that.
32:09Sorry.
32:10No, look, I'm the one that should be sorry, and...
32:14And I am, I'm sorry for stressing you out, but...
32:17..I've spent years having IVF.
32:22Yeah, I understand.
32:24It's just such a mess, isn't it?
32:27This could be my last chance to have a baby.
32:29Do you understand that?
32:35Yeah.
32:38It just makes it ten times harder.
32:41Not for me.
32:44I'm keeping it.
33:00Honey, you were brutally honest up here, and that takes guts.
33:03I hope your kids never look at you the way mine have just looked at me.
33:06Kit, darling, listen, Kit, you're so hurt
33:08that you can't see your things straight,
33:09and Paul and Gemma, they just need... just time.
33:11Which is why I need to see them on my own.
33:13Come on, darling, what you need right now is to rest.
33:16I think I'm a good mum at the moment.
33:17You're a wonderful mum.
33:19You're a wonderful grandmother too.
33:21Thanks for saying that.
33:23And I get it, I get it that he's angry,
33:24but trying to turn Gemma and Paul against me,
33:26well, that's just low.
33:28It is, it really is. OK, now, listen, baby,
33:29you need to go home, OK?
33:31Get the kettle on, you put on your favourite meditation tape,
33:33I just need to check into the shop and I'll be with you in five, OK?
33:36OK. OK, go.
33:38Go.
33:40Hey, Craig.
33:43Come here.
33:45Word to the wise.
33:47Be careful around your new colleague, Kit.
33:50What? He seems pretty cool, you know.
33:52What's he done?
33:53Well, he used to say he can be rather ruthless.
33:55Yeah, well, he did a bit of that in our business.
33:58Can you be more specific?
33:59Oh, what's this?
34:01Oat juice, eh?
34:02Dev reckons Kit's a wrong'un.
34:04What makes you say that?
34:05What makes you say that?
34:08Just be on your guard.
34:10Look, I think you're worrying over nothing, mate.
34:13He seems sound.
34:17Oh, that was weird.
34:19Oh, it's never good when Bobo goes, hmm.
34:21So, anyway, your sexy sarge is Bernie Winter's abandoned kid.
34:29What? No chance.
34:31Gospel truth.
34:32She gave him up for adoption when he was in nappies.
34:34She's kept it quiet all these years.
34:43Look, um...
34:45I get you're going to keep the baby.
34:49You'll be a wonderful mum.
34:51Thanks.
34:53I'll try my best.
34:55I hope you realise I can't make a quick decision.
34:59Oh, what do we do?
35:01Keep it from Leanne forever, or stay in Weatherfield
35:04and you and I live with this guilty secret.
35:08Business as usual.
35:11You and the baby move away.
35:15Whatever happens, someone gets hurt.
35:20Hey, Toya, just to let you know,
35:22your ultrasound's booked for in the morning.
35:23Oh, right, thanks very much.
35:32The truth is...
35:38..I don't know what to do.
35:44I don't know what to do.
35:47And the last thing you need is me reminding you
35:50that there's a clock ticking.
35:52But, Nick, there is a clock ticking.
36:02DOOR KNOCKS
36:07Ah! Lifesaver.
36:08Oh, no worries, sir. Girl's got Lily's.
36:10Bernie on a break?
36:12She pulled out and she's not coming in tomorrow either.
36:14Oh. How come?
36:16I don't know, David.
36:17But she wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
36:18Now, what can I get you?
36:20Uh, extra hot latte, please, to go.
36:23And when I say hot, I mean hotter than hell.
36:25Roy needs to come out of his hibernation soon.
36:28Ah, no change, then?
36:29I've been upstairs, practically begged him to come down,
36:31but he's... he's just not himself.
36:33What, he actually refused to help you?
36:35Yeah. He's not coming down from that flat any time soon.
36:38Well, shall I go up and have a word?
36:40No. I'd just leave him to it.
36:43Why don't you call his bluff?
36:44Stick a clothes sign in the window.
36:46That'll smoke him out.
36:47It's not a game, David.
36:48He likes being holed up in his own little world.
36:51Well, that'll teach me for sticking up a sister up.
36:57Just the person.
36:58Ask me if I've got news.
37:00I hate this game. Obviously, you've got news.
37:02Oh, charming.
37:04Well, since you couldn't be bothered to do another ring-around,
37:06yours truly had to step up.
37:07And?
37:08And Dave from Rest In Pizza in Leicester,
37:11aka my new Bessie, has agreed to take another look at CCTV.
37:14You're a star.
37:16Yep. A quattro stagioni at 7pm.
37:19Might be the world's most expensive pizza. Who knew?
37:21Tell you what, take a seat. I'll bring your brew over.
37:24I'd listen, empathise, and then use some reverse psychology.
37:30I can be very persuasive.
37:32Well, it's like he doesn't care any more.
37:34I've tried and tried, but it's just like the lights have gone out.
37:37You know what they say about desperate times.
37:39Desperate measures.
37:40Yeah, like what, though?
37:42I've no idea.
37:44But I'm sure if we all worked together,
37:46we could come up with something to jolt him out of this fog of depression.
37:51Fog of depression?
37:55Tea, one sec.
38:01I can just help.
38:02OK.
38:03Hey.
38:05How's Toya?
38:06Er, yeah, yeah, she's OK. It's all been a bit scary.
38:09And how are your resilience levels?
38:11Er, yeah, good. Good, thank you.
38:14I'm hoping Amy will be joining our ranks soon.
38:17We need intelligent young women.
38:19Oh, I'll take that.
38:20My Amy's a diamond.
38:21Listen, I might need you to lock up later on, OK?
38:23Yeah, no problems.
38:24Interesting chat, Amy.
38:26I hope we'll have more.
38:31You were right to spot her potential.
38:33Oh, she's always been a great kid.
38:35Oh, sorry.
38:37Oh, it's just Toya.
38:38She wants a Kindle and an eye mask.
38:41She sounds fairly chipper, though.
38:42Er, yeah.
38:44Erm, listen, you won't tell anyone, will you, Bob?
38:47She's pregnant.
38:48Oh.
38:51You sound surprised.
38:53I didn't realise she had a partner.
38:55Well, no, she doesn't.
38:57She said it was from a one-night stand,
38:58which really isn't like her.
39:00But she's had loads of IVF over the years,
39:02so I'm struggling to get my head around it, to be honest.
39:05Listen, I'm sorry. I'd better go and get her stuff.
39:08I'll see you later.
39:13I can't believe you just took him back.
39:15I mean, why rob it in the first place?
39:17Well, we did what I'm trawling through the CCTV, did we?
39:20Yeah, and then you get collared by Kevin's sister.
39:22SHE LAUGHS
39:24Smooth operators, aren't you, eh?
39:26Go on, what's funny I could do with a laugh?
39:28Oh, these two clowns here.
39:29THEY LAUGH
39:31You'd have to be there.
39:33Oh, all right.
39:35I was just writing her home, anyway.
39:37I was doing it as a favour for him.
39:39Doing it as an apology for deserting me on my 50th birthday?
39:43That must be the 50th time you've mentioned your flipping 50th.
39:46It was a landmark, eh? Hm? A millstone.
39:49Milestone.
39:50A millstone's something you wear around your neck.
39:52It drags you down.
39:54Funny, that.
39:55Oh, very nice.
39:56I think I prefer a big 40, though.
40:02You all right?
40:04Look, I'll keep it short.
40:06Two season tickets.
40:08It's bad enough you've lost Tracy.
40:10Don't lose the team you've loved all your life.
40:12Are you, um...
40:13Are you stopping for a drink, Tommy?
40:15No, thanks.
40:16I'm getting off, so, uh...
40:19You're an officer and a gentleman.
40:20Tell me how that's what you are.
40:22You're an officer and a gentleman.
40:23All right.
40:25I'll, uh...
40:29They're mine. Get real.
40:30Mine, or else I'll tell Wethercounty
40:32how you both robbed them in the first place.
40:34It was you two. I was just the idiot that took it back.
40:36Tell her.
40:37What? No chance.
40:39You're an officer and a gentleman, Tommy.
40:42An officer and a gentleman.
40:51Hey, Sam's at David's.
40:53Yeah, he texted.
40:58Hey, little sis.
41:00Got you everything you need.
41:01Oh, you're a lifesaver. Thank you.
41:03That's OK.
41:04Right, I have got you
41:06some little cans of ginger ale.
41:10Uh, there's... Oh, some tangerines.
41:13And some Lancordial.
41:14Oh, and I got you some, uh,
41:16hair drops to shred the roof of your mouth.
41:19And good old Weather Gazette.
41:22And if you can bear the excitement,
41:24spoiler alert, there's going to be a new bus lane.
41:26Thanks, Lee.
41:29I'm really worried about you.
41:31There's no need to be.
41:32Listen, I could tell the father if you want.
41:35Lee!
41:36What? It's only Nick. He's one of the girls.
41:39Um, look, who's going to lock up the bistro?
41:42Oh, don't worry about that. It's all sorted.
41:45Look, I'm sorry to nag, but...
41:48there's no way you and the father...
41:49No, there's no way, OK?
41:51OK.
41:52Well, I just want you to know that me and Nick,
41:56we've got your back.
42:03All right, how's it going?
42:05Yeah, fine.
42:06Well, drumroll, you and Gemma, brother and sister, eh?
42:11That's right.
42:12Good news travels fast.
42:14Bit of a shock, eh?
42:16You know, a bit of a bolt from the blue.
42:19Didn't realise I'd have such an effect on you.
42:21Well, it's just I always thought Bernie just had the two kids.
42:24You know, Paul and Gemma.
42:26Right.
42:27You can see how it'll blow your mind.
42:28It's all good.
42:30I guess it means that Gemma's got an ally.
42:34She's got another brother.
42:36It's just Bruce, the shoe shop owner.
42:38Well, he was proper good in for her.
42:40And you spoke to him.
42:42If you've got something to say, Craig, spit it out.
42:46I'm just riffing.
42:48Well, this is riveting.
42:50But I'm going to miss my tram.
42:58Nicholas?
43:00What's with deep and meaningfuls?
43:04Are you all right? Has something happened?
43:05Yeah, something has happened.
43:07Wait, are you ill?
43:08No, bit sick, maybe.
43:10You fancy a pint?
43:11No.
43:13What's up?
43:15Don't judge me.
43:17I'm not in a position to judge, am I?
43:20Might as well just spit it out.
43:21I mean, Earth's going to carry on spinning.
43:23We're just little insignificant specks of dust
43:25running here for a nanosecond.
43:26How's that for reassurance?
43:27Right.
43:28Toy's pregnant, it's mine.
43:31Am I?
43:35Yeah, I know.
43:38Was she keeping it?
43:39Yeah.
43:41What do you want?
43:42Well, it's a million-dollar question, isn't it?
43:44A time machine would be good.
43:46What am I going to do?
43:56On Friday night, join Mark Pugach for all of the action
43:59as we kick off the quarterfinals with Spain beat Germany
44:02in the Euros, live on ITV1 from four o'clock.
44:06Next, a shocking true story of deception and lies.
44:10It's true crime documentary, The Footballer Fraudster.