Coronation Street 3rd July 2024
Coronation Street 3rd July 2024
Transcript
00:00MUSIC PLAYS
00:23Don't tell me you've tricked me with this one before.
00:26Eight. No. Nine.
00:28Technically eight. Pluto was reclassified as a dwarf planet in 2006.
00:32It'll always be a doctor, mate.
00:34Hey, I'm thinking I might not come in today.
00:37My stomach doesn't feel great.
00:38Oh, no? Do you need to go and see someone?
00:40Er, no, I'm sure I'll be fine.
00:42I know you don't want to hear this,
00:44but negative emotions can lead to physical symptoms.
00:46You're right, I don't.
00:47Aren't you meant to be catching your bus?
00:49They're not running today. Leanne says she'll take me.
00:51Ah, right. Trip to the bakery, then, is it?
00:54Well, he's a good lad. They like to spoil him.
00:56No, it suits me. I'm going to work from home this morning.
00:58Oh, right. Erm...
01:00Do you know what? I might go in, actually.
01:03Everything all right?
01:05Er, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07You want a roll?
01:08No, no. I mean, no, I just don't want to be getting in his way.
01:11Yeah, it's nothing. Just leave him.
01:13Yeah, besides, I mean, who's going to open up the bistro if these two are skyrim?
01:16All right, whatever you want to do. Come on, Sam, we'd better go.
01:18Right. See you later.
01:20Bye.
01:23You ready?
01:27DOOR SLAMS
01:29This is all too much.
01:31I should never have got in touch.
01:33You're all right, Bernie. You did. So, erm...
01:35I'm going to have it out with him. No, I wouldn't.
01:37Getting methanol is going to make things worse,
01:39especially after yesterday.
01:41Gemma's been evicted, Paul's dying, I can't cope.
01:44He's turning my family against me when they need me the most.
01:46Oh, darling, they know you and they will come round.
01:49Well, maybe I should talk to him again, you know, explain what's going on.
01:53OK, Bernie.
01:54Are you not listening?
01:56Gemma said she, what, needed space?
01:59So I should just do nothing?
02:01So give them space.
02:03Give things time to calm down.
02:05Show them more that you're the reasonable one here, yes?
02:08DOOR SLAMS
02:11He's nothing like James Bond. James Bond's a spy.
02:13Yeah, but he's dead dishy, though.
02:15Bet he'd look good in a tux or trunks coming out of the sea with a spear gun.
02:19Mum, will you stop it? Kit is a colleague.
02:22I think you should try and be his partner.
02:24I can just see you two, like, stasky and hutch.
02:26I would love to be back in CID, me.
02:29You know, he is exactly the sort of copper that I would want to be.
02:32Are you sure about that, mate?
02:33What?
02:35He's got an offer on beans. Two for one.
02:37Oh, nice, I love beans, mate. Yeah, I'll put them peas back, ready.
02:41There's no point mouthing off.
02:43If you said it yourself, it'll only make things worse.
02:48He's a good-looking fella, really, isn't he?
02:50So, what are you going to do with him?
02:52Put him in the loft till it all blows over.
02:54The loft?
02:56What's wrong with it? Are you out of your mind?
02:59That's ridiculous. Anyone could find him up there.
03:02Only minute goes in the loft.
03:03Nah. Now, you need to get rid of him.
03:06Permanently. Chuck him in the canal.
03:09Well, I would, but, you know...
03:12What's wrong now?
03:13Well, someone might see me.
03:15All right.
03:17All right, put him in the bin, then.
03:19Well, then the bin man might see it.
03:23You can't do it, can you?
03:24What do you mean?
03:26After everything he's done to you.
03:28Nobbing your missus in your house, in your marital bed.
03:32You still love Tommy Opington, don't you?
03:34Wash your mouth out, no I don't. I flippin' hate him.
03:37Go on, then.
03:39Smash him up.
03:41What, now? Go on.
03:43Smash his cheating face in.
03:45Smash his cheating face in.
03:48All right, I will.
03:50No, I can't.
03:52Dad?
03:57Can I borrow your bag?
03:58What? This bag?
03:59Yeah. I'm gonna go to the gym after work.
04:01Erm, no, I'm, er, using it.
04:04What for?
04:06I'm gonna put stuff in it.
04:08You never use that bag.
04:09Well, I'm using it today, so get off.
04:12OK. I'll just use a different one.
04:14All right.
04:15What's the hammer for?
04:16Erm...
04:18Hammering?
04:25Listen, you're gonna have to sort this out and fast.
04:28Cos if you don't and you get caught,
04:30there'll be a load of county fans in Weatherfield Nick
04:33wanting to have a little word with you.
04:39There you go. Toasted tea cakes.
04:41Thanks, love, thanks.
04:44Is Roy coming down?
04:46He said he will, but I wouldn't hold out much hope.
04:48Oh.
04:50Oh.
04:52Ah, Yasmeen.
04:55Lovely to see you.
04:56Ditto, ditto.
04:58How are you feeling?
04:59It'll be good, yeah, fine.
05:04Something you wanted?
05:05Yes, yes, I...
05:07I have a gift for you from Kathy.
05:10Oh, very kind.
05:11She sends her best wishes.
05:14Lovely.
05:15Erm...
05:16Excuse me, there's something I need to...
05:19I'm sorry.
05:22Oh, well.
05:23I suppose it's progress.
05:25A miracle.
05:26Just keep trying, onwards and upwards.
05:31Finally, I was supposed to finish quarter past.
05:33I'm so sorry.
05:35I've got the bacon, the sausages, salad and all the veggie stuff.
05:38I can't stay.
05:39Why not? It's your shift.
05:40Yeah, I know, but Lily's sick and she's off school.
05:42Well, can't David look after her?
05:44He's at work.
05:45Well, can't someone else? There's loads of you.
05:46Yeah, but they're working and Claudia's got migraine
05:48and Gail's at a live drawing class again.
05:50I just wanted a break.
05:51Yeah, well, Bernie's doing the lunchtime shift, isn't she?
05:53No, she's booked the day off.
05:55Look, I've got to go. She's on her own. I'm really sorry.
06:03Peppermint tea.
06:04That's what you need.
06:05I've already had one.
06:07Hey, how's your stomach?
06:08Yeah, it's getting better, I think.
06:10Oh, good.
06:11So, I was wondering, have you had any more thoughts about the institute?
06:14Not really. Why?
06:16Well, I was just wondering if you fancied one of the in-person seminars.
06:19They're really good.
06:20I don't know. Might just watch a few more videos first.
06:23Oh, right. Well, that's fine. That's fine.
06:25I'll send you some links.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Oh! Are you OK?
06:30I don't know.
06:31Right, come on, get yourself down to the medical centre now.
06:33Oh, come on, we're not going to have any appointments, are we?
06:35Tanya, this is an emergency.
06:36No, it's fine. I'll just go home. I'll have a lie down.
06:39Well, do you want me to come with you?
06:41No, no, no, I'll be fine. Can you...?
06:43Oh, sorry. I'll go.
06:45Sorry about that.
06:46I'll get my bag.
06:50Oh!
06:52Them steps, they kill me every time.
06:56Well, use the stairlift if you like.
06:59Can I?
07:00Yeah, of course.
07:01Oh, Ta, I have always wanted to go on that.
07:04How fast does it go?
07:05Not fast enough when he's hungry and he needs his tea.
07:09I take it he's filled you in about Kate?
07:11Yeah, yeah. Can't believe it.
07:13Another flipping bother.
07:15Yeah, a cop.
07:17Mm. Could come in handy, though.
07:20Like, if we were to get nicked or out like that.
07:23Good that you're focusing on the positives.
07:25Yeah, unlike Mam.
07:27Did he tell you she chucked her remote at him?
07:29He could have arrested her. She totally lost her head.
07:32Why would she do that?
07:34Well, she thinks he's stirring up trouble for her.
07:37He was only telling the truth.
07:40Yeah, exactly.
07:43I can't believe she gave him away when he was just a baby.
07:46I could never do that with any of my kids,
07:48no matter how bad things got.
07:50I know. There must be some explanation.
07:54Yeah, that she don't care, she never has.
07:56No, that's not true.
07:57We hardly even saw her when we were kids, isn't that right, Paul?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Still, it must have been terrible for her to have to give up a child.
08:06Terrible for Kit.
08:08She still did it, though.
08:09Well, maybe you should speak to her.
08:12Find a reason she's still your mum.
08:14No.
08:15She'll try and spin it, make out like she's the victim.
08:18Right, she always does.
08:21I am gonna meet him later, you know.
08:24We're gonna go for a few beers and I'm gonna get to know him better.
08:26Do you want to come?
08:27Yeah, sure.
08:29Do you think maybe you should invite Bernie?
08:31What, so she can chuck something else at him? No chance.
08:34She might just feel a little bit left out.
08:36Oh, like he was his whole life!
08:44You can go into work if you like, I don't mind.
08:46Oh, no, it's fine, honestly.
08:47She's really poorly, it wouldn't be fair.
08:49What you up to?
08:51Well, I've just got the credit card statement through
08:53from the magazine I used to work for.
08:54Oh, right, and?
08:56And I was hoping that this would prove
08:58I didn't buy all the stuff they're saying I did.
09:00So you really didn't do it?
09:01No, of course I didn't.
09:03Well, what, I won't blame you.
09:04I mean, company credit card, who'd notice?
09:07Erm, the company.
09:08But these are all online purchases.
09:10Oh, yeah, so they'll be delivery addresses.
09:12Yeah, but I've rang the few and none of them have given the address out.
09:16What about that one?
09:17Erm, yes, again, online purchase.
09:20You really need to listen.
09:21Yeah, but that's the supermarket, is that?
09:23So?
09:24So it might have been a click and collect.
09:25You know, they might be CCTV.
09:27Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
09:29Right, I'll ring them and see if they've got any footage.
09:34Oh, hey, er, wasn't expecting you, Beth.
09:37Yeah, I'm not feeling great.
09:39Oh, sorry. Look, er, why don't I go to Roy's and I can work from there?
09:44Er, no, no, no, it's fine, no, you can stay.
09:47You sure?
09:48Yeah, it'd be nice to have some company.
09:50You'll miss it when you move out.
09:52Yeah, I will.
09:54Can I get you anything?
09:56No, I'm all right, I'll probably just have a bit of a lie down.
09:59What about some tomato soup? Sam swears by it.
10:01Says it cures all illnesses known to man.
10:03I suppose he is a genius.
10:05Great, I'll pop up and get you some money, just to relax you.
10:08Yeah, thanks, Nick.
10:10Well, someone's got to look after you.
10:19Oh!
10:22Er... Nick!
10:26Nick!
10:28Nick!
10:52Oh!
10:58Oh, God!
11:01I've just forgot my wallet.
11:03Nick!
11:05OK, OK. Nick, it hurts really bad, it must hurt.
11:08It really hurts. OK, try and get up.
11:10Try and sit here. Come on.
11:11Oh!
11:12OK.
11:13Oh!
11:14You'll need to keep your tars for a long time.
11:17It's all right, it's all right, I'm here.
11:21Oh!
11:23Mmm!
11:24Talk about bad publicity.
11:26It's on the front page of the Gazette.
11:27After everything that man has done for county.
11:29Who'd do something like that?
11:31Some idiot.
11:35It's all over the papers now.
11:37Are you kidding?
11:38Have they got any suspects? I don't know.
11:40They'd have got it on CCTV, wouldn't they?
11:43I was careful.
11:44It don't matter if you've found what you've done for.
11:46If I had to walk out of prison, you need to help me.
11:49Well, give it back here, give it to Debbie now.
11:51I can't just fess up.
11:52Well, say sorry, they might be lenient on you.
11:55I can't risk it. Let's go and bury it in your garden.
11:58Joking, I am already an accessory.
12:00I'm not going to make things worse by burying it in my garden.
12:02And what am I going to do, then?
12:04Oh, I've got an idea.
12:06How do you feel about role-play?
12:12Yes, I have heard of data protection, actually.
12:15Ah, good, you're back. Can I go to work now, please?
12:17No, I've just bobbed back from my butty, that's all.
12:20I'm bombed at work with Granny's. Blue Rinse Brigade.
12:22Oh, well, thanks for all your help.
12:24Enjoy your day.
12:26No joy.
12:27I have called every supermarket, cafe, kebab shop on that list
12:31and nobody will help me.
12:32Oh, is this about that money you nicked?
12:34It wasn't me.
12:35Why won't they help you?
12:37Data protection, too much effort to trawl through the CCTV,
12:40put it in writing, blah, blah, blah.
12:41But this is a crime.
12:43Yes, I know it's a crime, I've said that,
12:44but they're not interested.
12:46So what are you going to do?
12:47What can I do?
12:48Well, you're not paying it back cos you haven't spent it.
12:51I haven't got the money to, anyway.
12:53Well, just tell the magazine that, then.
12:54Yeah, I know they don't come after you for it.
13:00Oh, so you're the new Columbo, are you?
13:04Got something you want to confess to?
13:06Oh, only having a killer body.
13:08I'll take your word for it.
13:10Well, maybe you should take down my particulars.
13:13Very funny.
13:14Hey, your son's a copper as well, you know.
13:17Craig Tinker. Have you heard of him?
13:19Craigie?
13:20Yeah, I've met Craig.
13:21Are you CID, then?
13:23I am.
13:24Oh, it's cos he did a placement, though,
13:26and he really enjoyed it.
13:27It's a laugh a minute.
13:28Yeah. Hey, do you think you could put a word in?
13:31You know, get him a transfer?
13:32Cos he's like that, it's what he really wants to do.
13:34That's not how it works, unfortunately.
13:36Yeah, but I bet you could say something.
13:39And if you do, I won't tell my Kirky
13:42that you were coming on to me.
13:44Sorry.
13:45Hiya! You still up for a drink later?
13:48Sure.
13:49Hey, when? I'll come.
13:50Oh, no, you can't, sorry. It's family only.
13:54Hey, are you two related?
13:56I can't see that at all.
13:58I'm her brother.
13:59How's that work?
14:01Well, my mam's his mam.
14:04She never is.
14:15Roy, I'm really sorry to have to ask,
14:17but please could you come and help me in the cafe?
14:20No. I'm sorry, I don't think I can.
14:23It's just I was supposed to finish hours ago
14:25and I've still not had my break yet.
14:27What about Shona?
14:28She's not coming in cos Lily's ill.
14:30Well, Bernie, doesn't she normally work at this time?
14:32I don't know, a family crisis or something.
14:34Alex, then?
14:36I rung him and he's on a five-day bender in Amsterdam.
14:40I don't know what to suggest.
14:42I do.
14:43Put your pinny on and come down and help me.
14:45I'm not up to it.
14:47I know you've had a tough day,
14:48but hiding away in here's not going to help you.
14:50I'm not hiding.
14:52Right. What are you doing, then?
14:55Recuperating.
14:56OK, we'll come and do that downstairs.
14:59Well, I'm sorry, but I really would rather not.
15:04Listen, you don't have to serve anyone.
15:06You can just do some cooking in the back
15:08or, I don't know, clear some tables or something.
15:10I'm not ready.
15:13You can go if you like.
15:15No, no. I want to stay.
15:20You've been in pain.
15:22Yeah.
15:24What do you think it is, an ulcer?
15:27Yeah, maybe.
15:31You've had a lot of stress, haven't you?
15:33Yeah.
15:35I'm not going to lie to you.
15:37I'm not going to lie to you.
15:39I'm not going to lie to you.
15:41You've had a lot of stress, haven't you?
15:43You know, rows and meat.
15:46That is true.
15:53There's so many things I want to say.
15:58I know I can't.
16:00I understand.
16:03So, hey, let's just enjoy these moments, shall we?
16:07You and me, you know?
16:09A lot of ill people.
16:11Smell of bleach.
16:19Thanks very much. Enjoy your day.
16:21Oh, sorry about that.
16:23I've been so busy today, full-on.
16:25I've been on my own. I've been right busy, Miss Lizzie.
16:27It's no problem.
16:29Actually, I wanted to ask you about my malware session tomorrow.
16:32Sure. What do you want to know?
16:34Well, er, what is it?
16:36It's something we all do at this stage.
16:39Nothing to worry about.
16:41Right. So what happens?
16:44You'll be engaging with other members,
16:46assessing how far you've come,
16:48how strong you are.
16:50Right, and that's it?
16:52Pretty much. You'll breeze through it.
16:54Oh! Oh, sorry I'm late. I'll make my time up.
16:56Oh, no, it's OK. Don't worry about it.
16:58What's got you in such good mood?
17:00Nothing. Just being positive.
17:02Leanne was telling me you might be interested in joining us.
17:06Might be. Thinking about it.
17:08That's great. And there's no rush.
17:10The Institute isn't for everyone.
17:12But those that do join us tend to really get a lot from it.
17:16Er, Leanne, where have you been?
17:18Er, here. Why?
17:20Just Nick's been trying to ring you.
17:22Oh. Oh, my phone's in the office. Why? What's happened?
17:25Er, it's Toya. She's in hospital.
17:32Oh! Well, am I glad to see you.
17:34Right. How come?
17:36Look, I know you've booked the day off,
17:38but is there any chance you could just work for a few hours?
17:41Oh, sorry, love. My head's not right. I've got family stuff going on.
17:44Can we have two coffees, please?
17:46What's the problem?
17:48It's just I was meant to finish my shift hours ago,
17:50and, well, I am knackered.
17:52If you started at eight, that's only half a day.
17:54You know, there are some people who, well,
17:56they actually work, like, full days, man.
17:58Yes. I learned a bit of a late one last night.
18:00Oh, you're feeling a bit ropey.
18:02Well, you see, that's the folly of youth.
18:04You remember those days, not a care in the world,
18:06drinking till the early hours?
18:08You still do that now? I know, and I never miss work.
18:10Aren't you the great big action hero?
18:12Yes, I am.
18:14That'll be £2.50, then, please.
18:16Oh, don't forget my staff discount.
18:18£2.25, then, please. Okey-dokey.
18:27Hey. You're a dark horse, aren't you?
18:30Why? What have I done now?
18:32Secret, son. You kept that from everyone.
18:34Oh, what's this?
18:37Oh, that new copper kit. She's his mum.
18:39Well, I wasn't expecting that.
18:41PHONE RINGS
18:43So, come on, then. What's the story?
18:45None of your business, Beth.
18:47Right. I was only asking.
18:49Yeah, Kit's my son, and it's been really good
18:51getting to know him after all these years.
18:53Hey, I tell you what, I'd like to get to know him.
18:55SHE LAUGHS
18:57Aren't you with Kirk?
18:59I bought some. I can still browse the shelves.
19:01Anyway, I hope we have a nice family get-together later on.
19:04We will.
19:06Oh, and put a good word in for us, eh?
19:08See if you can get our Craigie into CID.
19:10Come on, Beth. Leave these nice people alone
19:12and get some art, will you?
19:14Oh, yes, I will have a full English breakfast, please.
19:26What are you working like that for?
19:28I'm just keeping a lookout, aren't I?
19:30What? Since when did the delivery man need to keep a lookout?
19:32I'm just being careful.
19:34You're playing a spy film or something.
19:36It's not normally.
19:39You know, you're a delivery man, Chester. I'm proud.
19:41That's better.
19:43What now?
19:45I've just got to leave it there.
19:47Right, let's go.
19:50He's doing two farewell lunches here.
19:52Ooh, chicken wings.
19:54Are you out of your mind? I'm hungry.
19:56We've got to go. Come on.
19:58All right, lads, did you leave that box?
20:00Er, yeah, it's just a delivery that, mate.
20:02Who's it for?
20:04Erm, events.
20:06I'll need a name, really, fella.
20:08There was no name on it.
20:10All right, then, just wait there a second. I'll check in with the boss.
20:12You can't be hanging around here all day, pal.
20:14Sorry, lads, there's a procedure, health and safety.
20:16Think there could be anything in that box.
20:19Fine, we'll take it, then.
20:21What, will we? Yeah.
20:23Oh, hello, boys. What are you two doing here?
20:25All dressed up like lollipop men.
20:27Did they drop that box off, boss?
20:29Yeah, we've got a sideline at Streetcars.
20:31We just do a bit of delivery now and again.
20:33Yeah, good idea, yeah. There's money to be made in that.
20:36Only there was no address on that.
20:38Just a wrong...
20:40Yeah, we'd better go now, anyway.
20:57Is it in this room? Yes.
20:59Are you sure it's R? Cos I've done everything.
21:02Well, you haven't clearly done everything, have you?
21:04Right, I give up.
21:06Radiator valve.
21:08Oh, come off it. You cannot have that.
21:10What? That's part of the radiator.
21:13That should have been V for valve, not R.
21:15You are unbelievable.
21:17Mm, unbelievably good at this game.
21:19Right, come on.
21:21Your go.
21:23I can't believe how long these tests are taking.
21:25Do you want me to go and get someone?
21:27Yeah, maybe. I can't stand any more eye spy.
21:30Tanya, I am so sorry. I didn't see my phone.
21:33It's OK, don't worry. What's happened?
21:35She collapsed at the flat. They're just running some tests.
21:38Well, have they said anything, what it might be?
21:40Not yet.
21:42And have you got pain? No, it's better.
21:44She's dosed up to the eyeballs on painkillers.
21:47Mrs Habeed.
21:49How are you feeling? Yeah, all right.
21:51Improving, I think. Good.
21:54I've got the test results. Are you happy for me to...?
21:56Oh, yeah, they're family. Yeah, that's fine.
21:58Well, it's good news, potentially.
22:00You're pregnant.
22:02Congratulations.
22:24Pregnant?
22:26When was your last period?
22:28Um, I don't know, like...
22:30three, four weeks ago?
22:32I can't be.
22:34The blood results will take a while,
22:37and I'm booking you in for an ultrasound.
22:39It's too early to see the pregnancy,
22:41but with your abdominal pain, I think it's good to take a look.
22:43OK. Yeah, um...
22:45Thank you.
22:49To our little bro, the big licks copper.
22:51Yeah, which means that you and my husband
22:53are now part of the establishment.
22:55Oh, they've everyone.
22:57Oh, hello, look here.
22:59Oh, it's Detective Constable Green to you.
23:03So you might want to show me a bit more respect.
23:05Thank you.
23:07He's armed and dangerous.
23:09Extremely dangerous. Notebook, check.
23:11Walkie-talkie, check.
23:13Well, mobile phone.
23:15Stun gun?
23:17I'm non-uniform.
23:20I'm non-uniform, they don't let me have one.
23:22Oh, hey, do you ever put that blue light on?
23:24You know, if you're dying for a waz, or you want a mackies?
23:27I can never confirm or deny.
23:29HE LAUGHS
23:31Oh, I wish we could zap our landlord with a stun gun.
23:33Don't give me a joke about it.
23:35Yeah, terrible having an eviction over you.
23:37Paul's in a worse position.
23:39Hey, it's not a composition.
23:43Your bro, he's the bravest man you'll ever meet.
23:46I can see that.
23:49I just wish I met him, too, you know.
23:51I just wish we were never separated in the first place.
23:58Don't go quiet on my account.
24:00We're not.
24:02Right, so, same again for this, not in two halves of the lager, please, Jenny.
24:05Mm-hm. Is it a... Is it a family gathering?
24:07Yeah, that's right.
24:09Cos I couldn't help but overhear, so Kit the copper is Bernice?
24:12Yeah, he is indeed. Yeah.
24:14Well, thanks for the invite.
24:16You're here now.
24:18And I'm glad.
24:20Maybe this is a chance to build some bridges, maybe.
24:23Right, so Jenny's bringing the drinks round?
24:25Sit down, darling.
24:27It's a family gathering.
24:35Yeah, yeah, it was just lying there on the pavement, like, you know, dead surreal.
24:39In that box? Yeah.
24:41So, you know, cut to operation, get Tommy back to the Chariot Hotel.
24:44Pronto. Pronto.
24:46And where exactly?
24:48Where exactly did you find it?
24:50Erm, on that bit of wasteland next to the British Legion.
24:53On the pavement next to it.
24:55So someone went to all that trouble of robbing it
24:58just to dump it next door?
25:00Some people are as thick as pudding, love.
25:02Ah, yeah.
25:04Right, well, I'd best let the club know.
25:09They'll be chuffed, won't they?
25:12He's all back in one piece.
25:14Right, well, cool, you know.
25:16Better get back on the switch.
25:18Yeah, well, I've got an airport run at two, so I'd better...
25:20Boys, why don't you grab a seat
25:22and take the weight off your personalities?
25:24I'll get you a couple of cappuccinos, yeah?
25:26That'll give you time to work on your story.
25:28Or, fair sort, that you robbed it.
25:30I never robbed it.
25:32Stitches gets stitches.
25:34And the flaming mafia.
25:36Hi, could you put me through to comms, please?
25:40It's Demi Webster here from the Chariot Square Hotel.
25:45Regarding the stolen bust of Tommy Orpington...
25:51Bust. Bust.
25:56So?
25:57What?
25:59A million-dollar question. Who's her father?
26:01I can't believe you're asking me that.
26:03Oh, I'm sorry. My free and single sister gets pregnant.
26:06I can't believe you can't believe I'm asking.
26:08It's irrelevant. Oh, well.
26:10I'm sure he'd be thrilled to hear that.
26:12I don't think he would.
26:14Do you know what, Tyra, actually? Why should you know?
26:16Oh, what am I, the Weatherfield bike?
26:18No, I didn't mean it like that.
26:20Sorry. Sorry, I just heard myself sound
26:22like some mad Victorian throwback.
26:25It's for God's...
26:27Oh, Tyra, you're going to have a baby.
26:29It's all you ever hoped for.
26:31And he's going to be so loved. Nick, please, will you stop pacing up and down?
26:34There's a chair there. He hates hospitals.
26:37It was a one-night stand. Oh.
26:39Well, hats off to him and his little swimmers, eh?
26:43All that IVF, all that hoping and waiting,
26:46and now, out of the blue...
26:51All of it was a one-night stand.
26:53I know.
26:55He's your local, then, Mr Superspray.
26:57OK, come on, like, just don't push her, OK?
27:00No, sorry. You don't know him.
27:02Right.
27:04But I, um...
27:06Are you going to tell him, you know, assuming you're keeping it?
27:09Sorry, too many questions. Yeah, well, I might not get to make that decision,
27:12not if this pain keeps up.
27:14Hey, come on, you've got to stay positive. It'll be fine.
27:17We'll be here for you, me and Nick, won't we?
27:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
27:25They are not remotely interested in the truth, just the bottom line.
27:28At least you tried your best.
27:30Two weeks they have given me to come up with this money,
27:32otherwise they're taking me to a small claims court.
27:34Why all that data protection stuff?
27:36Oh, well, at the end of the day,
27:38I am a total stranger asking them for a favour
27:40that involves a bit of hard work.
27:42I could hear them losing the will.
27:44Well, why don't you try again? You never know.
27:46Next time you might get someone more helpful.
27:48No, I think my time would be better spent ringing round for a loan.
27:54I wasn't trying to get my version in first.
27:57I just wanted you to see what was going on at the time.
28:00Do you think maybe he had a bit of postnatal depression?
28:03I mean, that is quite common.
28:05Maybe. And you had made a terrible mistake.
28:07If you read the letters, you'd see.
28:09And the number of times I wanted to ask the social worker
28:13if I could get you back...
28:15You wanted to, but you never quite managed it, right?
28:18As I knew deep down, I couldn't cope.
28:21You were already settled with a new family.
28:23My wonderful mum and dad.
28:25Good, you were pleased with such good people.
28:28Actually, I thank the social worker, but, yeah, the best.
28:32And for years, I wish I could forget about you.
28:35Would have made life easier.
28:38But your lovely little innocent face kept haunting me.
28:42Mum, I can't get my head round this.
28:44I know what it's like to be bone-tired, ready to drop.
28:48I thought I'd give him one of them a week.
28:50You were amazing with the quad squad, and I am in awe of you,
28:54but you've had support, Gemma.
28:57I had no-one.
28:59Literally no-one.
29:01I do get that. It might have been hard.
29:04Oh, you do?
29:06That's good. You hear that, darling?
29:09The thing is, ma'am,
29:12you should have told us years ago.
29:15Decades. I know.
29:17I've got months left.
29:21You robbed us, ma'am.
29:23I'm so sorry.
29:25I'm a coward.
29:28I'm a disgrace.
29:32Geoff, you should take her back to yours.
29:34If you'd just let me try and explain...
29:36Do you know what? I think I'd probably leave it there for today, Bernie.
29:43Come on, love. Let's get you home.
29:51Is everything all right?
30:04I can't walk, me.
30:06Is she grassing us up?
30:08Us? I was...
30:10You know, what's it to the fact?
30:12I'm smiling.
30:14Yeah, he's smiling. Smiling.
30:17Oh, maybe we're home and dry.
30:19Oh, you know what? We have to stop grassing us up.
30:21Class act.
30:23You know what? I'd have a go, but, er...
30:25I'm gonna need a minute alone.
30:28She'd squash you like a moth.
30:30She'd soak.
30:32Oh, incoming. Tell me how.
30:34Early, Tommy.
30:36It's him.
30:38Right, I'm paraphrasing here, but long story short,
30:41you found it by the Legion car park.
30:43Correct.
30:45Bob on. You two.
30:47Yeah, and they recognised you immediately.
30:49Yeah, well, I'd never forget that face.
30:51Awkward.
30:53Anyway, they, er, very carefully shoved you in a box
30:55and brought you back safe and sound.
30:58Right.
31:00Yeah, count it till we die.
31:02Scansdale for me. Go, scan.
31:04Right, there we go, then.
31:06All's well that ends well.
31:08I'll, er, let the police know I've been found, then.
31:12Smashing.
31:14Oh, and by two county fans.
31:16One county fan.
31:18Scansdale.
31:21Erm, I'll get the box.
31:24You must be really worried.
31:26I mean, this is pretty big.
31:28I'm OK. I'm just, you know, thinking things through.
31:30Well, you know, people surprise you.
31:32I mean, maybe the father wants to be involved.
31:36I know many an alpha male who coat-gag her over a baby.
31:40OK, look, er, do you need any clothes to wear, I don't know,
31:43underwear, something like that?
31:45Oh, yeah. She really wants her brother-in-law
31:47rifling through her smalls. Listen, I'll go and get everything.
31:49And I'll go and get you some nice food.
31:51Yeah, that'd be great, Lee.
31:53Well, happy to be of use.
31:55Right, see you in a bit. Thanks.
32:01OK, straight question.
32:03Of course it's yours.
32:06Yeah, I knew that. Sorry.
32:09No, look, I'm the one that should be sorry, and...
32:12And I am, I'm sorry for stressing you out, but...
32:16..I've spent years having IVF.
32:21Yeah, I understand.
32:23It's just such a mess, isn't it?
32:26This could be my last chance to have a baby.
32:28Do you understand that?
32:34Yeah.
32:36It just makes it ten times harder.
32:40Not for me.
32:43I'm keeping it.
32:59And you agree with me on this, Mr Pitt, and that takes guts.
33:01I hope your kids never look at you the way mine have just looked at me.
33:04Kit, darling, listen, Kit, you're so hurt
33:06that you can't see your things straight,
33:08and Paul and Gemma, they just need time.
33:10Which is why I need to see them on my own.
33:12Darling, what you need right now is to rest.
33:14I think I'm a good mum at the moment.
33:16You're a wonderful mum. You're a wonderful grandmother too.
33:19Thanks for saying that.
33:21And I get it, I get it that he's angry,
33:23but trying to turn Gemma and Paul against me,
33:25well, that's just low.
33:27It is, it really is. OK, now, listen, baby, you need to go home, OK?
33:30Get the kettle on, you put on your favourite meditation tape,
33:33I just need to check into a shop and I'll be with you in five, OK?
33:36OK, go. Go.
33:40Hey, Craig.
33:43Come here.
33:45A word to the wise.
33:47Be careful around your new colleague, Kit.
33:50What? He seems pretty cool, you know.
33:53What's he done? Well, let's just say he can be rather ruthless.
33:56Yeah, well, you need a bit of that in our business.
33:58Can you be more specific?
34:00Oh, what's this? Oh, juicy.
34:02Dev reckons Kit's a wongan.
34:04What makes you say that?
34:07Spilling a gourd.
34:09Look, I think you're worrying over nothing, mate.
34:12He seems sound.
34:16Oh, that was weird.
34:18Oh, it's never good when bubble goes...
34:20So, anyway,
34:22your sexy Sarge is Bernie Winters' abandoned kid.
34:27What? No chance.
34:29Gospel truth. She gave him up for adoption when he was in nappies.
34:33She's kept it quiet all these years.
34:42Um...
34:44OK, you're going to keep the baby?
34:48You'll be a wonderful mum.
34:50Thanks. I'll try my best.
34:54I hope you realise I can't make a quick decision.
34:58Well, what do we do?
35:00Keep it from Leanne forever, or stay in Weatherfield
35:03and you and I live with this guilty secret.
35:06Business as usual.
35:10You and the baby move away.
35:14Whatever happens...
35:16someone gets hurt.
35:20Hey, Toya, just to let you know, your ultrasound's booked for in the morning.
35:23Oh, right. Thanks very much.
35:35The truth is...
35:40..I don't know what to do.
35:46I don't know what to do.
35:50And the last thing you need is me reminding you that there's a clock ticking.
35:54But, Nick, there is a clock ticking.
36:06Ah! Lifesaver.
36:08Oh, no worries, sir. Girl's got lilies. Bernie on a break?
36:11She pulled out and she's not coming in tomorrow either.
36:14How come? I don't know, David.
36:16But she wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
36:18Now, what can I get you?
36:20Er, extra hot latte, please, to go.
36:23And when I say hot, I mean hotter than hell.
36:25Ronnie's come out of his hibernation soon.
36:27Ah, no change, then?
36:29I've been upstairs, practically begged him to come down,
36:31but he's... he's just not himself.
36:33What, he actually refused to help you?
36:35Yeah. He's not coming down from that flat any time soon.
36:38Well, shall I go up and have a word?
36:40No. I'd just leave him to it.
36:42Why don't you call his bluff?
36:44Stick a clothesline in the window. That'll smoke him out.
36:47It's not a game, David.
36:49He likes being holed up in his own little world.
36:52That'll teach me for sticking up a sister up.
36:57Just the person. Ask me if I've got news.
37:00I hate this game. Obviously you've got news.
37:02Oh, charming.
37:04Well, since you couldn't be bothered to do another ring-around,
37:06yours truly had to step up. And?
37:08And Dave from Rest In Pizza in Leicester,
37:11aka my new Bessie, has agreed to take another look at CCTV footage.
37:14Oh, you're a star.
37:16Yep. A quattro stagioni at 7pm.
37:18Might be the world's most expensive pizza. Who knew?
37:21Tell you what, take a seat. I'll bring your brew over.
37:26I'd listen, empathise and then use some reverse psychology.
37:32I can be very persuasive.
37:34Well, it's like he doesn't care any more.
37:36I've tried and tried. It's just like the lights have gone out.
37:39You know what they say about desperate times.
37:41Desperate measures.
37:43Yeah, like what, though?
37:45No idea. But I'm sure if we all work together,
37:48we could come up with something to jolt him out of this fog of depression.
37:55Tea. One sec.
38:01I can just help. OK.
38:05How's Toya? Er, yeah, yeah, she's OK. It's all been a bit scary.
38:09And how are your resilience levels?
38:11Er, yeah, good. Good, thank you.
38:14I'm hoping Amy will be joining our ranks soon.
38:17We need intelligent young women.
38:19Oh, I'll take that. Amy's a diamond.
38:21Listen, I might need you to lock up later on, OK?
38:23Yeah, no problems. Interesting chat, Amy.
38:26Hope we'll have more.
38:31You were right to spot her potential.
38:33Oh, she's always been a great kid.
38:35Oh, sorry. Oh, it's just Toya.
38:38She wants a Kindle and her own mask.
38:41She sounds fairly chipper. Er, yeah.
38:44Listen, you won't tell anyone, will you, but she's pregnant.
38:48Oh!
38:51You sound surprised. I didn't realise she had a partner.
38:55Well, no, she doesn't. She said it was from a one-night stand,
38:58which really isn't like her.
39:00But she's had loads of IVF over the years,
39:02so I'm struggling to get my head around it, to be honest.
39:05Listen, I'm sorry. I'd better go and get her stuff. I'll see you later.
39:12I can't believe you's took her back.
39:14I mean, why rob it in the first place?
39:16Well, we did what I'm trawling through the CCTV, did we?
39:19Yeah, and then you get collared by Kevin's sister.
39:23Smooth operators, aren't you, eh?
39:25Go on, what's funny? I could do with a laugh.
39:27Oh, these two clowns here.
39:30Hmm, you'd have to be there.
39:32Oh, all right.
39:34I was just writing her wrong, anyway.
39:36I was doing it as a favour for him.
39:38Doing it as an apology for deserting me on my 50th birthday.
39:42That must be the 50th time you've mentioned your flipping 50th.
39:45It was a landmark, eh? Hmm? A millstone.
39:48A millstone's something you wear around your neck. It drags you down.
39:52Funny, that.
39:54Oh, very nice. I think I prefer a big 40, though.
40:01You all right?
40:03Look, I'll keep it short.
40:05Two season tickets.
40:07It's bad enough you've lost Tracy. Don't lose the team you've loved all your life.
40:11Are you, er... Are you stopping for a drink, Tommy?
40:14No, thanks. I'm getting off, so, er...
40:17Oh.
40:18You're an officer and a gentleman. Tell me how that's what you are.
40:21You're an officer and a gentleman.
40:23I'll, er...
40:28They're mine. Get real.
40:29Mine, or else I'll tell Wethy County how you both robbed them in the first place.
40:33It was you two. I was just the idiot that took it back.
40:36Tell her.
40:37What? No chance.
40:39You're an officer and a gentleman, Tommy.
40:42An officer and a gentleman.
40:50Hey, er... Sam's at David's.
40:53Yeah, he texted.
40:58Hey, what's this? I've got you everything you need.
41:01Oh, you're a lifesaver. Thank you.
41:03That's OK. Right, I have got you...
41:06..some little cans of ginger ale.
41:09Er, there's... Oh, some tangerines.
41:12And some lancordial.
41:14Oh, and I got you some, er, hair drops to shred the roof of your mouth.
41:18And good old Weather Gazette.
41:21And if you can bear the excitement, spoiler alert, it's going to be a new bus lane.
41:25Oh, thanks, Lee.
41:28I'm really worried about you.
41:30There's no need to be.
41:32Listen, I could tell the father, if you want.
41:35Lee! What? It's only Nick. He's one of the girls.
41:39Erm, look, who's going to lock up the bistro?
41:42Oh, don't worry about that. It's all sorted.
41:45Look, I'm sorry to nag, but...
41:47..there's no way you and the father...
41:49No, there's no way, OK?
41:51OK. Well...
41:53..I just want you to know that me and Nick, we've got your back.
42:03All right? How's it going?
42:05Yeah, fine.
42:06Well, drum roll.
42:08You and Gemma, brother and sister, eh?
42:11That's right. Good news travels fast.
42:14Bit of a shock, eh?
42:16You know, a bit of a bolt from the blue.
42:18Didn't realise that'd have such an effect on you.
42:21Well, it's just I always thought Bernie just had the two kids.
42:24You know, Paul and Gemma.
42:26Right. I can see how it'll blow your mind.
42:28It's all good.
42:30I guess it means that Gemma's got an ally.
42:34She's got another brother.
42:36It's just Bruce, the shoe shop owner.
42:38Well, he was proper gooding for her.
42:40And you spoke to him.
42:42If you've got something to say, Craig, spit it out.
42:46I'm just riffing.
42:48Well, this is riveting.
42:50But I'm going to miss my tram.
42:53Nicholas.
42:55What's with deep and meaningfuls?
42:59Are you all right? Something happen?
43:00Yeah, something has happened.
43:02What, are you ill?
43:03No, a bit sick, maybe.
43:05You fancy a pint?
43:06No.
43:08Well, what's up?
43:11Don't judge me.
43:12I'm not in a position to judge you, man.
43:15Might as well just spit it out.
43:16I mean, Earth's going to kill me.
43:18I'm not in a position to judge you, man.
43:20Might as well just spit it out.
43:21I mean, Earth's going to carry on spinning.
43:23We're just little insignificant specks of dust
43:25running here for a nanosecond.
43:26How's that for reassurance?
43:27Right.
43:28Toy's pregnant, it's mine.
43:31You know that?
43:35Yeah, I know.
43:38Was she keeping it?
43:39Yeah.
43:41What do you want?
43:42Well, it's a million-dollar question, isn't it?
43:44Time machine would be good.
43:47Then what am I going to do?
43:57On Friday night, join Mark Pugach for all of the action
44:00as we kick off the quarterfinals with Spain beat Germany
44:03in the Euros, live on ITV1 from four o'clock.
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