The Van is a 1996 film, based on the novel The Van (the third in The Barrytown Trilogy) by Roddy Doyle. Like The Snapper (1993), it was directed by Stephen Frears. The first film of the trilogy, The Commitments (1991), was directed by Alan Parker. It was entered into the 1996 Cannes Film Festival.
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00:00:00I
00:00:05See your team got beat again last night stop he has to go useless
00:00:21Thank God
00:00:24Got a bit of bad news today knock me back a bit. I would let go
00:00:30What?
00:00:31Let go made redundant
00:00:35Well, I'm like, you know lady, I'm not a leisure
00:00:39It's gas, isn't it?
00:00:41How come ten of us got letters?
00:00:45Chaffin the office says they'd be getting their cakes from England the only way they can't compete
00:00:51The prick
00:00:54Passes
00:00:56We can keep each other company now, yeah. Yeah fucking sure
00:01:02Me father god rest and got me in there
00:01:06That's right. Never forget coming home with me first wage packet
00:01:11Ran all the way at me hand in me pocket to stop me money from falling in a
00:01:16Bag of fruit slices
00:01:18It was more excited about them than I was about the money. I knew my sisters had gone mad when they saw them
00:01:25My knees your one has epilepsy to the tell you
00:01:29No, is that right
00:01:38People looking at you
00:01:44Well, what am I going to do ready
00:01:46Oh
00:01:51Yeah, you were a poxy back on
00:02:00Come here come here this lump sum how much would you be getting don't tell him so no few thousand
00:02:07I don't know. We got bleeding
00:02:10You crack up without something to do you shut up the fuck. There's loads of things from to do like what?
00:02:16But do up his house. His house is already done up. It's like fucking grace lands his garden
00:02:23Then there's loads of things for him to do. Shut up the ladies a
00:02:27toast yeah
00:02:30To unemployment
00:02:33Oh
00:02:37The boat
00:02:40She
00:02:41and lead on the stream
00:02:45Merrily Merrily Merrily
00:02:49Dream
00:02:52Hey
00:02:54No, something. I've definitely forgotten something.
00:02:56I can feel it.
00:02:58Stop fighting there.
00:03:02I shall be at work.
00:03:04I'd love to be more work.
00:03:06I will.
00:03:08I can feel it. I can feel it.
00:03:10Get up! Get up!
00:03:12Stop fighting now, or these go. Now!
00:03:19I can feel it.
00:03:21I can feel it.
00:03:23I can feel it.
00:03:27Well, bleeding time.
00:03:32You coming for a game?
00:03:33No.
00:03:34Come on, why not?
00:03:35I have to bring the kids swimming.
00:03:37No, you don't. The water will still be there tomorrow.
00:03:40And the day after tomorrow.
00:03:42I hate swimming.
00:03:44Come on.
00:03:52Come on.
00:03:55Right sleeve, left sleeve.
00:03:57I don't want to. You'll only beat me again.
00:03:59I'll give you shots.
00:04:00I don't want shots.
00:04:01Shut up.
00:04:03Keep your head down.
00:04:05Club back.
00:04:12Now then.
00:04:13What?
00:04:14Hit it.
00:04:17I can't.
00:04:18Of course you can. Go on.
00:04:20I can't.
00:04:22You're making me nervous.
00:04:24Me eyes are closed. Look at it.
00:04:31Good man, lovely.
00:04:33Uncle James!
00:04:38Hey, you fucking club!
00:04:40Sorry.
00:04:41Now I am done.
00:04:44Keep in your fucking ball, fella.
00:04:52Auntie, we might be in luck. Come on.
00:04:55It should be on at night, you know. It's good enough to be.
00:05:00No one, Jesus.
00:05:07Here we are. Bang on time.
00:05:09Sit down there.
00:05:13Your woman's a fine thing, isn't she?
00:05:19How many sugars do you take?
00:05:20One and a bit.
00:05:21Grand.
00:05:26And I can't get used to not living next door to Alice.
00:05:33Alice. Alice.
00:05:35Who the fuck is Alice?
00:05:40How are you, Mary?
00:05:43How was work?
00:05:44Great. Loads of dirt on the carpets. I love that.
00:06:10I have Bimbo inside.
00:06:12I was trying to cheer him up, show him the ropes, you know.
00:06:17George Elliot.
00:06:19Ever heard of him?
00:06:21Her.
00:06:24Oh, I'm thinking of taking a few classes myself.
00:06:28You're too late.
00:06:30You'll have to wait till next year.
00:06:32Oh, well.
00:06:40There. That's better, huh?
00:06:44Thanks.
00:06:45Don't mention it.
00:06:51I'll leave you alone.
00:06:57Have you heard of him yet?
00:06:59Mind you, the prizes are overshadowed.
00:07:02I never heard of him.
00:07:03You did, Axel.
00:07:05I fucking didn't.
00:07:06You fucking did.
00:07:07Swearbox, Ma.
00:07:08I was only quoting him.
00:07:10Axel?
00:07:11Take me back to Paradise City
00:07:13Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
00:07:16Yo, Ma.
00:07:18Give us a look at that.
00:07:21Now, which one is Axel?
00:07:24One of the young ones screaming, they say, Emma.
00:07:27Look at the state of him.
00:07:28He's only jealous.
00:07:29So what about you?
00:07:31Look at the state of you.
00:07:33Don't forget who paid for that dinner in front of your son, right?
00:07:35I know who paid for it.
00:07:37The state.
00:07:40You prick.
00:07:41Stop that.
00:07:43Swearbox, now, go on.
00:07:47This is lovely.
00:07:52The Jacks.
00:07:53I'll be back in a minute.
00:07:58Stop it.
00:08:00I'm only joking.
00:08:01Stop.
00:08:05Stop.
00:08:32It's a lot better than nothing, love.
00:08:34After 25 years.
00:08:35We'll find plenty to do with it anyway.
00:08:37We'll have a nice Christmas.
00:08:39The last one.
00:08:40Stop it.
00:08:46We could get two chickens.
00:08:47They taste just as nice.
00:08:49No way.
00:08:50It's a fucking turkey or nothing.
00:08:54Look, we'll write everything down
00:08:56and see what we can get away with.
00:08:58What's that point?
00:08:59Larry.
00:09:02All right, go on, then.
00:09:17Presents first.
00:09:19Nothing for you and me.
00:09:21OK?
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:24Diane?
00:09:26Look, a couple of hundred quid for my moneylender.
00:09:28I know a...
00:09:29No, Larry.
00:09:32Diane doesn't mind.
00:09:34She doesn't need anything.
00:09:40What about Kevin?
00:09:42Jesus, I fucking hate it!
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:56Greenhouse effect, me bollocks.
00:09:58It was lovely earlier, though.
00:10:00You wouldn't know what to wear, so you wouldn't.
00:10:03Wish I had a decent fucking coat.
00:10:08Still asleep.
00:10:10Just as well.
00:10:12She makes enough noise, doesn't she, Bimbo?
00:10:14That's what they're supposed to do at her age.
00:10:19She's lovely.
00:10:21Isn't she, bro?
00:10:26Wish I could sleep like that.
00:10:31SHE WHISTLES
00:10:39Graceful, eh?
00:10:41Graceful.
00:10:43Come on, now, quick, quick.
00:10:45OK.
00:10:46Go on, now.
00:10:48It's a grand smell come up in the kitchen, what?
00:11:15What's that?
00:11:22Oh, hello, Edgie!
00:11:29Happy Christmas, Edgie!
00:11:34Happy Christmas, Edgie!
00:11:38Come on!
00:11:40Ah, there's the man!
00:11:47How are yous?
00:11:53Happy Christmas!
00:11:54Happy Christmas!
00:11:55Get that fucking penny off you, will you?
00:12:02How are you, Vera?
00:12:07Grand, Larry!
00:12:08Happy Christmas now!
00:12:09The girls are in the kitchen.
00:12:13How are them?
00:12:18How are you, missus?
00:12:21Hey, she's looking better than she did last year.
00:12:23Beardy.
00:12:25Bimbo, there's a funny whiff of your mammy-in-law.
00:12:29What?
00:12:30I'm serious.
00:12:32Go over.
00:12:33Bimbo, the smell is fucking atrocious.
00:12:37Oh, my God.
00:12:42Does she have to do something to herself?
00:12:44Well, it could just be a fart, but I'll check it out.
00:12:48Oh, I can smell something meself.
00:12:51Bimbo, this could ruin your Christmas dinner.
00:12:59He did this to his brother last night, the exact same thing.
00:13:07I can't smell anything.
00:13:09Oh, you must have a cold, because I tell you,
00:13:11it's getting fucking worse.
00:13:14It isn't, is it?
00:13:16God, this is desperate.
00:13:18How are you, Vera?
00:13:19How are you, Wesley?
00:13:20Happy Christmas.
00:13:21Never mind Christmas.
00:13:23Your mother.
00:13:24She has a name, you know.
00:13:25That's not all she has, chicken.
00:13:28Sorry.
00:13:38It has to be here.
00:13:40I've seen it landed.
00:13:42Excited yourself?
00:13:44Ah, fuck it.
00:13:45I'm giving up.
00:13:46Start walking away, then you'll find it.
00:13:54Any luck?
00:13:55No.
00:13:56Usually works.
00:13:58I've got the spare one with me.
00:13:59Come on.
00:14:02Come on, come on, be 20, be 20, be 20.
00:14:06Yes, 20 quid.
00:14:0920 quid, 20 quid, 20 quid.
00:14:13Thank you very much.
00:14:14Come on, little love.
00:14:18Yes, far away.
00:14:22Come on, we'll drink it.
00:14:24No, it's your money.
00:14:25You were standing beside me.
00:14:26Hey, he'll pay.
00:14:29And it's done, Ron.
00:14:31Come on in on the stand side, sir, eat me, beep.
00:14:39Queuing in this weather for a bag of food poisoning.
00:14:42You have to hand it to the Vietnamese, but come on, this will be nice.
00:14:52I gave her a packet of scampi fries.
00:14:54That's not a dinner.
00:14:56Come on, Kerry.
00:14:57We're going.
00:14:59I'm sorry.
00:15:02What about a drink before you go?
00:15:04No.
00:15:05All right, bye-bye, little love.
00:15:08It's grandma.
00:15:10What time is it anyway?
00:15:11Seven bells.
00:15:12Jesus tonight, Maggie left giving me dinner to the cat.
00:15:15Then eat the fucking cat.
00:15:17Sit down for Jesus sake.
00:15:20The Vietnamese will feed us later.
00:15:23I hope I ghosted the hatch like.
00:15:25Name?
00:15:26Gerry McHarty.
00:15:27He's looking at me, though, over the specks like.
00:15:30You're not Gerry McHarty, he says.
00:15:32I am, I says.
00:15:34You're not, he says.
00:15:35I fucking am, I says.
00:15:37Does anyone want a kettle drunk?
00:15:38How much?
00:15:39I know Gerry McHarty, sissy, and you're not him.
00:15:42You fucking need it, I says.
00:15:44Do you think there's more than one Gerry McHarty in the whole of fucking Ireland?
00:15:47I mean, there's me father, me grandfather.
00:15:49I have seven cousins called Gerry McHarty.
00:15:51There's 18 of us in the one area, phone book.
00:15:53He's still looking at me, though.
00:15:55Here, give us me money, I says,
00:15:56or me and the other Gerry McHartys will beat the fucking head off you.
00:16:00Kettle jugs, lads.
00:16:01Fifteen pound pair, twenty-five pound for two.
00:16:04No.
00:16:05No.
00:16:07Fair enough.
00:16:08No problem.
00:16:10You wouldn't have a chip off him, I suppose, would you, Wesley?
00:16:14Just a thought.
00:16:16What about a Mr. Whippy?
00:16:18No.
00:16:20You've your heart set on a chip off him?
00:16:22Yeah.
00:16:23Not really.
00:16:25Just if you see one.
00:16:27I'll see what I can do.
00:16:29MUSIC PLAYS
00:16:44That's a waste of good fucking money.
00:16:48Here, the fresh air will fix you.
00:16:50There's nothing wrong with me.
00:16:52Shit!
00:16:54Where have you gone?
00:16:56Out.
00:16:57To bathe in the mist?
00:16:59They have to get out before it gets dark
00:17:02or they get bricked over by the kids.
00:17:05Because they're foreign?
00:17:06Suppose so.
00:17:08Yep, here we go.
00:17:10WHISTLING
00:17:15The lads?
00:17:17What are you up to?
00:17:19We're waiting on your wife.
00:17:22None of your lip.
00:17:24Now, would that be this lip or that lip?
00:17:28My name is Gerry McCarthy.
00:17:33Do we know that fella's wife?
00:17:36Fucking devil!
00:17:39What's wrong with you?
00:17:41Me fucking shoe!
00:17:43Show me.
00:17:45Here.
00:17:49You're useless.
00:17:52You didn't keep biting your nails.
00:17:55Here.
00:17:58People's talking about buying a chipper van.
00:18:01We're not taking your clothes off.
00:18:03No!
00:18:11Good night, John-boy.
00:18:14Good night.
00:18:16Good night.
00:18:18Good night.
00:18:20Good night.
00:18:22Good night.
00:18:24Good night.
00:18:27Good night, Mary Ellen.
00:18:31Fuck!
00:18:55You're not serious.
00:18:57I knew you'd say that.
00:18:58Donald's a bimbo.
00:19:00I'm just writing to them, that's all.
00:19:02But they won't want you.
00:19:04They only want young ones and young things that'll take those wages
00:19:07and wear the fucking uniforms.
00:19:09Not grown-up men like you, like us.
00:19:12I'm just writing.
00:19:16You're used to this.
00:19:18What?
00:19:20I'm used to what?
00:19:22Go on.
00:19:24Doing nothing.
00:19:26Do you think I like it?
00:19:28Do you think I'm lazy? Do you?
00:19:30No.
00:19:32Well, then.
00:19:34You bollocks, you.
00:19:36You're a great fucker, man.
00:19:39I can't even go into my own house, Larry, to make room for me.
00:19:44Darling!
00:19:54Oi!
00:19:56Are yous busy?
00:19:58What does it look like?
00:20:00Come on. I want to show you something.
00:20:02What?
00:20:04Just come on.
00:20:14This has potential written all over it.
00:20:17Potential.
00:20:19Wait till you see.
00:20:28Hey, come here.
00:20:30Look.
00:20:32Take a boy out with that.
00:20:44The wheels are newish.
00:20:46There's three more behind there.
00:20:48That'll save you a few, bub.
00:20:52Jesus!
00:20:54All she needs is a wash and a shave under the armpits.
00:20:59Which end does it shite out of?
00:21:01It's just dirt.
00:21:05It's just dirt.
00:21:07It's just dirt.
00:21:09It's just dirt.
00:21:12Maggie'll have to see it. We'll get her.
00:21:14Off you go. Hang on.
00:21:19You've some fucking neck, do you know that?
00:21:21What is that?
00:21:23Trying to get poor Bimbo to throw his money away on this yoke.
00:21:25I'm not trying to get Bimbo to throw his money away on anything.
00:21:28She's a good boy. Solid.
00:21:30Dirt'll wash off, no problem.
00:21:32There's more than dirt, man.
00:21:34This has nothing got to do with you.
00:21:36I'm only expressing my opinion.
00:21:38Stick your fucking opinion.
00:21:41You know, you're starting to fucking annoy me now.
00:21:58Jesus.
00:22:00Who'd want to live like this, huh?
00:22:03They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.
00:22:05It's not they.
00:22:07It's just he.
00:22:10She fucked off and left him?
00:22:12Kids and all.
00:22:14Oh, that's rough.
00:22:17Why'd she leave him?
00:22:19I don't know.
00:22:21He's ugly, but...
00:22:24What's she like?
00:22:26I don't know.
00:22:29Fucking kids are ugly as well.
00:22:34Oh, my God.
00:22:36Maggie, use your imagination.
00:22:38A few minutes with a hose and some water.
00:22:40A few hours, maybe a few hours with a paint scraper.
00:22:43She'd be perfect.
00:22:49It's all there.
00:22:51Like all the equipment and that.
00:22:54It's a bit.
00:23:03What about the engine?
00:23:08What engine would that be, Maggie?
00:23:29Hey, Larry, are you pushing it or riding it?
00:23:32Fuck off.
00:23:34Larry, the kids. Fuck them.
00:23:38Fuck off.
00:23:48Put your back into it, Larry.
00:23:52What am I fucking doing?
00:24:08Oh, shit.
00:24:26That was gas, wasn't it?
00:24:28The more I look at it, the more I think we're going to have to get in a bargain.
00:24:32God, I love him.
00:24:38I can't take the bubbles.
00:24:40I was thinking, we'll have to have it ready in time for the World Cup.
00:24:44There'll be no cuckooing once it's started.
00:24:46Everyone will be watching the telly.
00:24:48So will I.
00:24:50She'll be smashing.
00:24:56Do you want to be my partner, Larry?
00:24:59What's that?
00:25:01I was talking to Maggie about it. We'd make a great team.
00:25:04Jesus, thanks very much, Bimbo.
00:25:07I don't know. You'd be doing me a favour.
00:25:10Oh, I know that.
00:25:14Thanks very much.
00:25:16Fucking hell, what a day.
00:25:18McDonald's can go and fuck themselves, isn't that right?
00:25:21That's right.
00:25:23Hey.
00:25:27Bimbo's Burgers.
00:25:29How does that sound?
00:25:32I knew it.
00:25:36You're something else, you know that?
00:25:38Hang on a second.
00:25:40Do I have to help you clean it?
00:25:54Mary.
00:25:56What?
00:25:58You're awake. Only if you're awake.
00:26:00Go on.
00:26:07How did he make these?
00:26:09Jesus.
00:26:12I don't think they make them.
00:26:14I think they just find them.
00:26:25There.
00:26:27Thank you. You're welcome.
00:26:37OK, turn her off.
00:26:39You turn it off.
00:26:41I heard you.
00:26:43What colour is it supposed to be, anyway?
00:26:45White.
00:26:47Will you switch it on to the hot tap?
00:26:49I used up all the hot doing the clothes.
00:26:51Oh, God almighty.
00:26:53I'm sorry.
00:26:55I'm sorry.
00:26:57I'm sorry.
00:26:59I'm sorry.
00:27:01I'm sorry.
00:27:03I'm sorry.
00:27:05God almighty.
00:27:09How did it get grease on the outsides?
00:27:11God knows.
00:27:13God, Lenny, it's going to take ages.
00:27:15Not at all.
00:27:17It's half an inch thick.
00:27:19Yeah, but we're thicker. Come on, give me that chair up.
00:27:21Turn it on. We'll be done by dinner time.
00:27:35What?
00:27:37Scrooge!
00:27:41Ignored him.
00:27:50Scrooge!
00:28:06Jesus!
00:28:08All I want to do is make a few chips.
00:28:10You'll kill us. Of course.
00:28:12Will you open the door? Will you come on?
00:28:14Will you get out?
00:28:16Oh, fuck.
00:28:21Kerry's asleep above us.
00:28:23Sorry.
00:28:26Sorry.
00:28:28Took me ages to make them chips.
00:28:30Diane, is it similar when you say something is like something else?
00:28:33Yeah, I think so. As black as coal.
00:28:35Right, as white as snow. Thanks.
00:28:38I have one for you.
00:28:41Me chips are burnt as fuck.
00:28:45I'm sorry.
00:28:53Do you want a job, Diane?
00:28:55Oh, I'd love one.
00:28:57Saving.
00:28:59I'm looking in as well.
00:29:01Thanks very much.
00:29:03No problem. It'd be nice.
00:29:05A job.
00:29:07It should be great.
00:29:09I know that. I never said different.
00:29:11Well, then.
00:29:13Staff appointments should be a giant decision.
00:29:15Between the two of us.
00:29:19Yeah, sorry.
00:29:21I'll tell her we don't want her.
00:29:23Not at all. No way.
00:29:25Just, in future, we make these decisions together.
00:29:27Is that all right?
00:29:29Oh, yeah, no problem.
00:29:31She will be good, but...
00:29:33I know that.
00:29:35Oh, and, er, sorry, er...
00:29:37Ah, no, no, no.
00:29:39Thank you.
00:29:57Now, which one?
00:29:59The first.
00:30:01Champion burger.
00:30:03Yeah, definitely, yeah.
00:30:05Best. Easily.
00:30:07Which one did you think, Mammy?
00:30:09Very nice.
00:30:13Which one, Buzz?
00:30:17Is it a quiz?
00:30:19Champion.
00:30:21Gone once, twice.
00:30:23Champion it is.
00:30:25What's next?
00:30:27Spice burgers.
00:30:29Ah, Jesus. I'm going for a pint.
00:30:31It has to be done.
00:30:37Oh.
00:30:51Not the best.
00:31:03It's like the inside of a leper.
00:31:05Just a squirt gets the dirt.
00:31:11Let's get a bit of light in here, anyway.
00:31:13All right, all right, all right.
00:31:15Oh, good Jesus!
00:31:21God, me heart.
00:31:23Fuck your heart.
00:31:25Nearly did a shite, me trousers.
00:31:27Needs a couple of screws.
00:31:29For fuck's sake.
00:31:31Look, there's no fucking room in here.
00:31:33You need the seven dwarfs for this job.
00:31:37Aha.
00:31:41Hey!
00:31:51Now, now, lads.
00:31:53Jay's done massive.
00:31:55Made for this kind of work.
00:31:57They're good at school, too, Dollardy.
00:31:59Glen's tops in his class.
00:32:01Ah, you can see that already.
00:32:03They're messing in there, Bimbo.
00:32:05They're no messing, now, lads. Take it easy.
00:32:09You know, Kevin's no tick, either.
00:32:11He's doing seven honours and he's leaving.
00:32:13Seven. That's smashing.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:17Brian's the boy. Good-looking, as well.
00:32:19Then there's Mary doing her leaving.
00:32:21That Brian's pouring out of the house
00:32:23every time they open the fucking door.
00:32:25We're lucky men.
00:32:27If you tell him.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:37Are you sure she's a painting student?
00:32:39She is, yeah.
00:32:41In a college, Maggie says.
00:32:43She can't draw a straight fucking line.
00:32:45Shh. She'd be grand.
00:32:47She'd be grand.
00:32:49OK. Suit yourself.
00:32:51It's your fucking money.
00:33:01That's grand, now.
00:33:03Blood's washed off them already.
00:33:05Look, I told you.
00:33:15Here we go.
00:33:17Oh, Jesus!
00:33:19Mind the water.
00:33:21Mind the water.
00:33:23I'm trying to mind the water.
00:33:25Glen, Brian, Jessica, come on down here,
00:33:27then you'll keep.
00:33:29I'm losing me grip.
00:33:31Nearly there, nearly there.
00:33:33God, she looks gorgeous.
00:33:35Jesus, the weight.
00:33:37I could think twice about eating him, wouldn't I?
00:33:39No.
00:33:41Wait.
00:33:43My fingers are stuck.
00:33:45Oh, God love you.
00:33:47There you go.
00:33:49The man from Del Monte.
00:33:51Here, Wayne, come here, show me.
00:33:53There, is that better?
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:57There, is that better?
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:01Good man.
00:34:03Uh-uh, I counted.
00:34:05Right.
00:34:13Oh, God.
00:34:15She was fucking colour-blind as well.
00:34:19That burger looks like a fucking sausage.
00:34:21Shut up, lady, will you?
00:34:23It's nice and bright.
00:34:25Is he still complaining?
00:34:27No, he's grand.
00:34:31God, he's got the collywobbles.
00:34:33Don't worry, love, it'll be great. Wait and see.
00:34:45Take him to Missouri, men.
00:34:47Yee-haw!
00:34:49Yee-haw!
00:34:51Yee-haw!
00:34:55Yee-haw!
00:34:57Yee-haw!
00:34:59You're going to be late, lady.
00:35:01Shit, we're late, Bimbo, hurry up.
00:35:19Oh, shit.
00:35:21Neat neck.
00:35:23Yee-haw!
00:35:33Cardinal small, 165.
00:35:35Cardinal large, 185.
00:35:39Cardinal small, 165.
00:35:41Cardinal large...
00:35:43Jeez.
00:35:49Why didn't you fucking warn me?
00:35:51I forgot you weren't there.
00:35:53What? I was concentrating.
00:35:57Oh, shite.
00:35:59We need a mop. We need a fucking engine.
00:36:01Come on, will you?
00:36:03No, lady, we've got to get it ready.
00:36:05Business is business.
00:36:09We'd better not miss, Anton.
00:36:11We won't. We'd better not.
00:36:13They'll be up to nothing by the time we get in there.
00:36:15Come on, lads!
00:36:17Come on, lads!
00:36:19Come on, lads!
00:36:21Come on, lads!
00:36:23There can only be a few more.
00:36:25There can only be a few more.
00:36:27Aimed at Cascarino.
00:36:29Won by Butcher.
00:36:31Now, here's Sheedy.
00:36:35Yee-haw!
00:36:37Yee-haw!
00:36:39Yee-haw!
00:36:41Yee-haw!
00:36:43Wiggum is going to take a moment of inspiration like that to break through.
00:36:48And Kevin Sheedy has, right out of nothing,
00:36:51conjured the equaliser.
00:36:55Truly stupendous strike by the Everton midfielder.
00:37:00A goal all of his own making.
00:37:02Diving in the wind back off McMahon.
00:37:09And now with less than 30 seconds of normal time to go,
00:37:13Ireland have a throw.
00:37:16Ray Houghton.
00:37:18Tony Cascarino.
00:37:20McLaughlin trying to get in there.
00:37:21Robson getting it away.
00:37:24McCarthy happy to let it roll out of play.
00:37:29English thoughts that
00:37:31there could be
00:37:33more than a draw in it.
00:37:35And it's a great result for Ireland.
00:37:38A point certainly lost by England.
00:37:43Ladies and gentlemen,
00:37:44Ed and John, you can all go and fuck yourselves!
00:37:58We better get going.
00:37:59All right, you lead the way. Go on.
00:38:07Hey, Aaron, come on.
00:38:08Yeah, I'm coming down.
00:38:14Here we go.
00:38:33Here we go, here we go.
00:38:35Oh, Jesus.
00:38:41Here we go, here we go.
00:38:42They'll be coming for chips tonight.
00:38:44They fucking sure they will.
00:38:46Here we go, here we go, here we go.
00:38:54Oh, jeez.
00:38:55I have to send you me fucking hair again.
00:39:00Say your prayers.
00:39:12Will I open it?
00:39:43Oh, shite.
00:39:45Here, Bimbo.
00:39:49Ah, my fingers.
00:39:55Jesus Christ, Bimbo,
00:39:56could you not wait till we sold something?
00:39:58Well, I was a bit hungry.
00:40:02Here's someone.
00:40:12Yes, son?
00:40:13A choc-ice.
00:40:14What?
00:40:15A choc-ice.
00:40:17Well, yeah, fuck off, Aaron.
00:40:20What's that?
00:40:21A big booger.
00:40:22Right, and what does it say up there?
00:40:25Bimbos.
00:40:29Boogers.
00:40:30Right, and what else?
00:40:31Fresh fish.
00:40:33Today's chips today.
00:40:35That's right.
00:40:36It doesn't say anything about a choc-ice, does it?
00:40:38No.
00:40:39No, it doesn't. Sure it doesn't.
00:40:40So fuck off!
00:40:43Ah, days, eh, little young fella?
00:40:48Ah, shite!
00:40:50Early days.
00:40:51Me bollocks.
00:40:56Don't mind me.
00:41:00Oh, there's people coming.
00:41:02Loads of them.
00:41:04Oh, great stuff.
00:41:07They're coming home from bingo.
00:41:13Oh, jeez!
00:41:15Me eyes!
00:41:16Me fucking eyes!
00:41:17My eyes!
00:41:18What's all this shucking?
00:41:19Here, here.
00:41:21What'll he do?
00:41:22I don't know.
00:41:23Take the orders.
00:41:24Pay it by ear.
00:41:31How are yous?
00:41:33How are yous?
00:41:40Who's first?
00:41:47They won't listen to me.
00:41:50I caught the large one.
00:41:52I caught the large one.
00:41:53Here we go.
00:41:59Yahoo!
00:42:00Yahoo!
00:42:01In you go, you bollocks.
00:42:03A fresh cod this month.
00:42:06Spice burger, Lord Neddy burger.
00:42:09Spice burger.
00:42:11Another cod.
00:42:12Here, here, here, here.
00:42:13Give us two.
00:42:15Ah, here, never mind them.
00:42:16You come over here and help me.
00:42:17Bimbo, you take over over there.
00:42:19Shoot them orders out again now, Bimbo.
00:42:20We'll get them sorted out.
00:42:21What was it you wanted?
00:42:22Little.
00:42:23I caught the large one.
00:42:24Coming up.
00:42:26I hope she fucking chokes on them.
00:42:28Spice burger, the large.
00:42:29Over there.
00:42:46Yourself, sweet?
00:42:47Yes, missus.
00:42:48Mars or Twix, just?
00:42:50Twix.
00:42:51Twix.
00:42:52Sorry, Bimbo.
00:42:58There you go.
00:42:59That's before April 92.
00:43:00You've loads of time.
00:43:08You better be quick with that batter.
00:43:10What is that?
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:14Mother of God.
00:43:18You want to get out of the way there, missus,
00:43:20you'll be fucking trampled on.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:27Oh, good fuck, Pearl fucking Harbour.
00:43:47You're burned.
00:43:48Now, now.
00:43:49Now.
00:43:50What do you want?
00:43:51Curry chips.
00:43:52No curry chips.
00:43:53Why not?
00:43:54Because we're not fucking Chinese.
00:43:55This is an Irish chipper, right?
00:43:56Next.
00:43:57Hold on, hold on.
00:43:58I'll have a large single and a spice burger.
00:44:00Large single and a spice, Diane.
00:44:02This is the business.
00:44:03Right, you in the head.
00:44:04What do you want?
00:44:05World's peace.
00:44:06You're burned.
00:44:12Will you watch that?
00:44:14Oh, will you look at my shoes?
00:44:17Buy yourself a new pair.
00:44:18Oh, nice one.
00:44:21Fair enough, what?
00:44:22I'm so hot.
00:44:25Jesus, a new pair.
00:44:33Well done.
00:44:39Here they are.
00:44:41Here they are.
00:44:56Ma.
00:44:59Ma, looky.
00:45:01I don't know what it is.
00:45:02There, looky.
00:45:04God, it's like a rash or something.
00:45:07I don't know.
00:45:08Here, give us a look.
00:45:11Jeez, that's gas.
00:45:12I have it too, look.
00:45:14I shaved over it, but it's still there though.
00:45:17Do you know what it is?
00:45:18What?
00:45:19The fat coming up off the hot plate.
00:45:22See, you were on the left, and I was on the right.
00:45:26Jeez, poor Bimbo must be in tatters.
00:45:27He was in the middle.
00:45:30Humour.
00:45:38How did the exam go?
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:42Okay?
00:45:43Only okay?
00:45:46Mr. Gadgeton.
00:45:48Ah, I knew it.
00:45:49Black spots, you're lying.
00:45:51You did brilliantly, right?
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:53I did brilliantly.
00:45:55Oh, God!
00:46:07Next, sausage, over there, over there.
00:46:09Sausage, over there.
00:46:11Quiet, everyone.
00:46:12Here, we're running out.
00:46:13What?
00:46:14We're running out.
00:46:17Last sausage is going out.
00:46:25There you are.
00:46:27You were not to spend all that on food.
00:46:28Now, do you hear me?
00:46:29You need to buy something nice for yourself.
00:46:31Yes, master.
00:46:38And it's now Romania's second substitute,
00:46:41Daniel Timotei, Dynamo Bucharest,
00:46:44midfield player, to step forward.
00:46:47The sequence now is that if he should miss this,
00:46:50and Ireland's last penalty taker should score,
00:46:53then the match of the progress are Ireland's.
00:46:57Timotei against Bonner.
00:47:05Yes!
00:47:08Yes!
00:47:09He's fucking gorgeous!
00:47:13The big man from Donegal has set it up.
00:47:17The big man from Donegal has set it up
00:47:22for a victory.
00:47:29This is the moment that he'll treasure for the rest of his days.
00:47:38And who is stepping forward to assume the task?
00:47:43David O'Leary of Arsenal.
00:47:44David O'Leary!
00:47:45He'll be grand.
00:47:46He takes all Arsenal's penalties.
00:47:47Doesn't he?
00:47:48He never took a penalty in his life.
00:47:50Jesus, he'll crack, lads.
00:47:51I'm telling you.
00:47:52Shut up.
00:47:53Shut up.
00:47:55It is 52nd international appearance.
00:47:58David O'Leary is entrusted with the responsibility
00:48:03of taking the penalty that could send Ireland
00:48:07into the quarterfinals of the World Cup.
00:48:11This kick can decide it all.
00:48:16The nation holds its breath.
00:48:31Ireland are through to the quarterfinals of the World Cup.
00:48:39This is the kick that sends Ireland through.
00:48:46What a jam!
00:48:48What a fucking...
00:48:51I love Ireland.
00:48:56So do I.
00:48:57I love Ireland, Maggie.
00:49:00I know.
00:49:03After extra time.
00:49:07And in the high drama of the finale.
00:49:11He can nail me to the desk any time he wants.
00:49:16I love to be loved.
00:49:28There was nothing to it.
00:49:29I just had to apply to the corporation,
00:49:31and that's what I did.
00:49:32Great stuff.
00:49:33So we have our own patch down on the beach any time we want.
00:49:37Brilliant, isn't it?
00:49:39Yeah, yeah.
00:49:40I'm off to the cash and carry.
00:49:41See you later.
00:49:42See you, love.
00:49:44That woman, she's a revelation.
00:49:46You never know what's hidden, do you, don't you?
00:49:48You sure don't.
00:49:53Jesus.
00:50:00Looks for the goalie.
00:50:05Skill at you.
00:50:06Skill at you.
00:50:09Skill at you.
00:50:10He has scored again.
00:50:12That's that, I suppose.
00:50:14It's not over yet.
00:50:15Come on.
00:50:24Oh.
00:50:26Oh.
00:50:32Terrific shot by Donnedoni.
00:50:35The tacksman could only carry.
00:50:38No defender responded quicker.
00:50:40The quickest responder in the world comes skill at you.
00:50:56What are you looking at?
00:51:05Yeah!
00:51:06Oh, yeah, boy, yeah.
00:51:08See, I told you.
00:51:10Yeah, you little faint.
00:51:13One, two, three.
00:51:15MUSIC
00:51:20One, two, three.
00:51:22MUSIC
00:51:37Yee-haw.
00:51:39Baby smells.
00:51:41That's the business, yeah.
00:51:44Hey, hey, mind that.
00:51:45My chain.
00:51:47What was it?
00:51:50Jack Russell.
00:51:51Oh, jeez.
00:51:53Is he dead?
00:51:54Yeah, but it wasn't a thoroughbred.
00:51:56Keep going.
00:51:57Gee, the poor thing.
00:51:58Keep going, will you?
00:51:59We'll send him a wreath.
00:52:02I'm not really laughing.
00:52:04I think it's terrible.
00:52:07I know.
00:52:09I know.
00:52:10MUSIC
00:52:38MUSIC
00:52:49What are we doing up here?
00:52:51Look at them all.
00:52:53Like well-cooked burgers.
00:52:56Sunburnt.
00:52:58And hungry.
00:53:01MUSIC
00:53:08Get out of the way.
00:53:12It's just supposed to be a straight line.
00:53:14Get into a straight line.
00:53:17Back to back.
00:53:18Go on.
00:53:19That'll teach you about saying things under your breath.
00:53:21Give him a message.
00:53:22He didn't say it.
00:53:23I know what I heard.
00:53:24Go on.
00:53:26MUSIC
00:53:30I was born under a wandering star
00:53:39I was born under a wandering star
00:53:48Wheels were made for rolling
00:53:51Mules were made to pack
00:53:53I never seen a sight that didn't look better
00:53:56Looking back
00:53:58I was born under a wandering star
00:54:13Oh, Jesus, not again.
00:54:18What's the matter with you?
00:54:19Shocking.
00:54:20Filthy, dirty it is.
00:54:22That's the chips.
00:54:23And a cart.
00:54:24You wouldn't put your worst enemy swimming in it.
00:54:26Yes, I would.
00:54:27Jesus.
00:54:28Holy...
00:54:33Back in a minute.
00:54:34What?
00:54:38Shut up.
00:54:39Put an inspector with you.
00:54:40Calm down.
00:54:41Come on.
00:54:42Hurry up.
00:54:43Hurry up, will you?
00:54:44Make sure nothing drops in the chips.
00:54:52Get there now.
00:54:53Enjoy your meal.
00:54:54Cheerio.
00:54:55I'll take over here, will you?
00:54:56I need oxygen.
00:54:57Hey, cheer up, droopy drawing.
00:54:58Six singles, please.
00:54:59No, seven.
00:55:00Me as well.
00:55:01I don't want them chips.
00:55:02Well, you're getting them.
00:55:03I only own three of them.
00:55:04They're lovely.
00:55:05They're bastards, every fucking one of them.
00:55:06This'll be the last.
00:55:07I'll be back.
00:55:08I'll be back.
00:55:09I'll be back.
00:55:10I'll be back.
00:55:11I'll be back.
00:55:12I'll be back.
00:55:13I'll be back.
00:55:14I'll be back.
00:55:15I'll be back.
00:55:16I'll be back.
00:55:17I'll be back.
00:55:18I'll be back.
00:55:19I'll be back.
00:55:20I'll be back.
00:55:21This'll be the last.
00:55:22With a bit of luck, it'll be deaf and dumb.
00:55:24Right, queue up for your chips.
00:55:26Me first.
00:55:27Your mammy first.
00:55:28She's always first.
00:55:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:55:30Come here, you.
00:55:31What's your problem?
00:55:32I'll tell you what.
00:55:33There's a kid here.
00:55:34What's your problem?
00:55:35It's your problem.
00:55:36The fish.
00:55:37The fish.
00:55:38It's fresh.
00:55:39It was grinding hard coming out of the freezer.
00:55:40I've been into it.
00:55:41That's what you're supposed to do.
00:55:42You think you're supposed to ride it?
00:55:43I've been into it.
00:55:44I've been into it.
00:55:45I've been into it.
00:55:46I've been into it.
00:55:47I've been into it.
00:55:48I've been into it.
00:55:49I've been into it.
00:55:50You think you're supposed to ride it?
00:55:51It's not fish.
00:55:52Oh, fuck.
00:55:53What is it?
00:55:54It's white.
00:55:55It's a nappy.
00:55:56Ah, fuck off, would you?
00:55:57He's right, laddy.
00:55:58Fold it up.
00:55:59Oh, God, that's shocking.
00:56:00She must have put it in the batter.
00:56:01Shut up.
00:56:02Is it a used one?
00:56:03No.
00:56:04Ah, well, that's all right, then, huh?
00:56:05It looks like a bit of fish folded up.
00:56:06That's gas.
00:56:07Your money back in a can of Coke.
00:56:08How does that sound?
00:56:09With a chip in it?
00:56:10With a chip in it.
00:56:11With a chip in it.
00:56:12With a chip in it.
00:56:13With a chip in it.
00:56:14With a chip in it.
00:56:15With a chip in it.
00:56:16With a chip in it.
00:56:21What's your name?
00:56:22A tenner.
00:56:23That's my final offer.
00:56:24I have the evidence.
00:56:25Shove the fucking evidence.
00:56:26Here, get out.
00:56:27She won't start the van.
00:56:28Go on, go on.
00:56:29But she uses bimbos.
00:56:30Ah, that's me arse.
00:56:31It must be terrible being baldy in weather like this, is it?
00:56:34I'm remembering all of this.
00:56:36Come on, man.
00:56:37Cheerio now, baldy conscience.
00:56:39Keep in touch.
00:56:40Well, get out.
00:56:47Oh, he'll get the registration.
00:56:49That's a bimbo shed.
00:56:51He might be following us.
00:56:53Good point.
00:56:57Here.
00:56:58You'll kill him.
00:56:59What?
00:57:03Hey, here's some more evidence for you.
00:57:06Look.
00:57:07Here.
00:57:09None of this would ever have happened.
00:57:11Ah, shut up.
00:57:12Ah!
00:57:18You've been great pals for years.
00:57:20You should try and make sure that it stays that way.
00:57:23Don't worry, love.
00:57:24The two of you.
00:57:26Don't worry.
00:57:27It's just he's not used to sharing.
00:57:31Working with someone else.
00:57:33He hasn't worked in years.
00:57:35You're a very patient man, love.
00:57:37No.
00:57:39He's gas sometimes.
00:57:43It's grand.
00:57:46Good.
00:57:54He doesn't really like me.
00:57:55Sure he doesn't.
00:57:58He does.
00:57:59No.
00:58:00He doesn't.
00:58:03Ah.
00:58:04It doesn't matter.
00:58:13The summer's nearly over, remember.
00:58:15We have to think ahead.
00:58:17Right.
00:58:18The horse show.
00:58:21Waste of time.
00:58:24The horsey crowd don't eat chips.
00:58:26They only eat caviar and that sort of shit.
00:58:31I don't know.
00:58:32I don't know.
00:58:33I don't know.
00:58:34I don't know.
00:58:35I don't know.
00:58:36I don't know.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:58:39I don't know.
00:58:40I don't know.
00:58:41I don't know.
00:58:43Buzz off, will you?
00:58:44Buzz off.
00:58:46You shiit.
00:58:48The peasants.
00:58:49Exactly.
00:58:50He'd be, all day, trying to get the batter to stay on a peasant.
00:58:52OK.
00:58:53OK.
00:58:54There's some concerts coming up.
00:58:57Give it a look.
00:58:59Megadeth.
00:59:00You ever hear them, Larry?
00:59:01Yeah.
00:59:02You'd love them.
00:59:04They're heavy metal.
00:59:05Do heavy metal's eat chips, Larry?
00:59:09Probably.
00:59:10Megadeth.
00:59:13Ta-da!
00:59:25Don't mind me. See ya's.
00:59:33Do you mind if I get the results on the CFAX?
00:59:41United!
00:59:49Here. I might have a job for you if you want it.
00:59:53It looks like Diane's going to be busy in the evenings for a while.
00:59:56She's in there.
00:59:58Don't say anything dirty, please.
01:00:00I'm a vegetarian.
01:00:02What? Since when?
01:00:05Tuesday.
01:00:08Since when?
01:00:09Tuesday.
01:00:10I know. Here, here.
01:00:11Leave him be. They're his own opinions.
01:00:13Okay, okay. Good luck to you.
01:00:23Do vegetarians eat fish?
01:00:26Some do.
01:00:27Do you?
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:30Oh, but that's grand. You can do the fish and me and Bimbo look after the rest of it. How's that?
01:00:35Okay, so.
01:00:36Sound.
01:00:41What about burgers? Is fuck-all meat in them?
01:00:44No.
01:00:45Good man, good man. Stick to your principles.
01:00:50That's the second time you've done that.
01:00:52Who else is there?
01:00:54There's plenty. Maggie's brother.
01:00:57Why didn't you say?
01:00:59I didn't know.
01:01:02It's nothing. Have your money ready.
01:01:07You didn't know, what?
01:01:09I didn't know the situation was vacant.
01:01:13It's not fair.
01:01:15Fair.
01:01:17Fair.
01:01:31You
01:02:01You
01:02:31You
01:02:35Sorry.
01:02:37Here, show us your money.
01:02:39Your hands are sweaty.
01:02:40Show us your bollocks.
01:02:45A sausage and chips.
01:02:47Sausage and chips.
01:02:49Sausage!
01:02:57Where are you going now?
01:03:01Sorry.
01:03:09Sorry.
01:03:11That was bad, right?
01:03:13Sorry.
01:03:17I'll get back.
01:03:19Sorry.
01:03:25Where the bloody hell were you?
01:03:27Sorry.
01:03:31I've only got two pound.
01:03:33Here.
01:03:37Two pound.
01:03:39Did you see what he done?
01:03:45Can I get a light smoke there, please?
01:03:47A light smoke?
01:03:49Smoke card, Kevin. That's your department.
01:03:53It's the heat in here that kills you.
01:03:55That's bad on you.
01:03:58Desperate.
01:04:01You know, this place should be called
01:04:03Pimbo's and Larry's Borders.
01:04:07No.
01:04:09That wouldn't sound right.
01:04:11You're right.
01:04:13Too long.
01:04:19Stop that now, lads. Come on.
01:04:21Stop that now, lads. Come on.
01:04:23Who said that?
01:04:25He did.
01:04:27Stop that!
01:04:29Stop that!
01:04:31That's a wagon hat!
01:04:35Come on!
01:04:37You've gone too far. Get up!
01:04:39Don't you talk to me.
01:04:43This is ridiculous, Larry.
01:04:45I don't think so.
01:04:47That's supposed to be a bloody business.
01:04:49Enough is enough.
01:04:51Jesus Christ!
01:04:53The door! The fucking door!
01:04:55Get out of the way!
01:05:05Oh, Jesus!
01:05:11Jesus!
01:05:21Fred Astaire!
01:05:23Bastards!
01:05:25It must be drugs.
01:05:27The fucking zombies!
01:05:29Suppose you're going to blame me
01:05:31on this as well?
01:05:33Sorry.
01:05:35It's just this.
01:05:37It'll get to you.
01:05:41Do you know what we need, Pimbo?
01:05:43What?
01:05:45A night on the batter.
01:05:47It'll do us good.
01:05:49What do you say?
01:05:51Right, Larry. OK.
01:05:53Good, man.
01:05:55Just the two of us. We'll have a ball.
01:05:57OK.
01:05:59Right!
01:06:01Let's go.
01:06:19I'm in the mood for dancing
01:06:21Romancing
01:06:23Feel like taking a chance
01:06:25Look at that one, Larry.
01:06:27Here.
01:06:29Stop looking.
01:06:31It's our night off, right?
01:06:37The first of many.
01:06:39Lovely.
01:06:41The fourth of many.
01:06:49How are yous, girls?
01:06:51Hey, pal.
01:06:57Lazers.
01:06:59You're winning.
01:07:01Them.
01:07:03How can you tell?
01:07:05They're with each other.
01:07:07You can just tell.
01:07:09This is the life, man.
01:07:13There it is.
01:07:15What colour socks are you wearing?
01:07:17Blue, it looks like.
01:07:19Thank God for that. They won't let you wear white socks.
01:07:21Why not?
01:07:23Wankers and bollockses wear white socks.
01:07:25They can cop on and wear a different colour.
01:07:27That's right. They're wankers, I suppose.
01:07:29I'll do the talking, all right?
01:07:33How are you, lads?
01:07:35We're out there coming from a conference.
01:07:37Go on, then.
01:07:39Thanks very much.
01:07:43Shut up, for fuck's sake.
01:07:45Good bouncers can smell fear.
01:07:47They're like dogs.
01:07:55Sorry, girls.
01:07:57Two pints when you're ready.
01:07:59Wine bar only.
01:08:01What? Are you serious?
01:08:03What's wrong?
01:08:05Try the wine.
01:08:07The house red's very nice.
01:08:09You drinking it yourselves?
01:08:11We are, yeah.
01:08:13Aren't we, Anne-Marie?
01:08:15That's grand.
01:08:17We'll try a drop of that one.
01:08:19Here, pal, a bottle of house red wine.
01:08:21I'm Larry, by the way.
01:08:23I'm Larry, by the way,
01:08:25and this is Brendan.
01:08:27Hello, Brendan.
01:08:29My name's Dawn, and this is Anne-Marie.
01:08:31Just pack it there, son.
01:08:35Don't fancy yours too much, will you?
01:08:37He wants to know, do you want to taste it first?
01:08:39Fucking sure I do.
01:08:41Pardon the French, Dawn.
01:08:47Oh, yes.
01:08:49Pour it away.
01:08:51How much is that?
01:08:53Twenty-seven pound, please.
01:08:55That's grand.
01:08:57Here you go.
01:08:59Keep the change.
01:09:01No problem.
01:09:03For fuck's sake!
01:09:05Cheers, Larry.
01:09:07Oh, yes, indeed.
01:09:09Cheers, Dawn.
01:09:11Cheers, Brendan.
01:09:13Thanks very much.
01:09:17Twenty-seven fucking pounds?
01:09:21Here.
01:09:23What do you think I'm lying about, huh?
01:09:25Don't look!
01:09:33I'd say you're a tough boss to work for, Larry.
01:09:35What?
01:09:37No, no, not really.
01:09:39I'm reasonable enough.
01:09:41I don't take shite from anyone.
01:09:43But once that's established, you know.
01:09:51Give me that beat!
01:09:57Here, show him.
01:09:59Another bottle of house red wine.
01:10:01Oh, there you are.
01:10:07How are things at your end, huh?
01:10:09Your complexions are very good,
01:10:11considering you work in a chipper van.
01:10:13You're fucking easy.
01:10:17We're building up a fleet of them.
01:10:21Oh!
01:10:23There's the red wine.
01:10:25Look, my twist.
01:10:27Twenty-seven quid, isn't that it?
01:10:31It's a funny thing to do for a living, really, isn't it?
01:10:33No, not really.
01:10:43Now, now.
01:10:45Sorry.
01:10:51His nickname's Bimbo.
01:10:59Stop that.
01:11:01Now, go on.
01:11:21No.
01:11:23Fuck you!
01:11:29Where the fuck is he?
01:11:37Come out!
01:11:39Come on, I know you're in there!
01:11:43What's wrong with you?
01:11:45Come out!
01:11:47What's wrong with you?
01:11:49Come out!
01:11:57Are you all right?
01:11:59Well, it's no thanks to you if I am.
01:12:03You messed it up for me with your woman.
01:12:05Who did I?
01:12:07It's not my fault if she didn't like you.
01:12:09I was away on a hack
01:12:11till he opened your mouth.
01:12:13What did I say?
01:12:15I told him about the fucking van.
01:12:21What's wrong with that?
01:12:23Is it not good enough for you?
01:12:25It pays your wages.
01:12:27If you don't want to work in it,
01:12:29you can leave any time you want.
01:12:33I'm sick of you and your bullying.
01:12:35You got off with your woman, then, eh?
01:12:37Oh, no, no, no.
01:12:43Sorry.
01:12:51That's the stupidest rel we've ever had.
01:12:53Dick.
01:12:55Fucking ridiculous.
01:13:01Go home, will you?
01:13:07Here.
01:13:11What about Anne-Marie?
01:13:15I don't want.
01:13:19Let's go home.
01:13:31I got an A.
01:13:33I got an A.
01:13:43What?
01:13:45My exams.
01:13:47I got an A.
01:13:49Your results?
01:13:51Kevin is off to get seven honours.
01:13:53Brilliant.
01:13:55Is he, um...
01:13:57Is he downstairs, is he?
01:13:59He's down there making coffee, like as if nothing happened.
01:14:01Yeah, that's Kevin, what?
01:14:03He's cool as a...
01:14:05Oh, Jesus, I'm delighted.
01:14:09Ah.
01:14:11I'll get up now and congratulate him.
01:14:15In a minute.
01:14:19God, I'm useless.
01:14:27A wage.
01:14:29Yeah.
01:14:31No one.
01:14:33Every week.
01:14:35It's too messy the other way.
01:14:37So when...
01:14:41OK.
01:14:43OK.
01:14:47Where did you get the envelopes?
01:14:49Easons.
01:14:51Good man.
01:14:53All by yourself?
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:05Maybe I'm just being mean.
01:15:07No, you're dead right.
01:15:15How many did I put in?
01:15:17That'll be the fourth.
01:15:19God.
01:15:21Just shows you where me head is.
01:15:29You really think I'm doing the right thing?
01:15:31Yes, I do.
01:15:33She's probably sewing a fucking uniform for me.
01:15:37Orange, you know?
01:15:39With a fucking hat.
01:15:41The bitch I hate her.
01:15:45I should tell him to stick his wages up his arse.
01:15:49You should join a union.
01:15:51No.
01:15:53Freudian to shout over.
01:15:55Little?
01:15:59Little?
01:16:01What union are you in?
01:16:03The Irish National Union of Vintners,
01:16:05Grocers and Allied Trade Assistants.
01:16:09There you are.
01:16:11Lady.
01:16:21Lady.
01:16:25Lady.
01:16:27I'm on me break.
01:16:31I'm entitled to ten minutes break
01:16:33for every two hours that I work.
01:16:37Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:41Every two hours.
01:16:43The both of us.
01:16:45Stop messing, will you?
01:16:47I'm not messing.
01:16:49I'm entitled to me break.
01:16:51There you go.
01:16:53Kevin as well.
01:16:55You leave me out of this.
01:16:57Jesus, we've done nothing all night
01:16:59except till a few minutes ago.
01:17:01Not the point.
01:17:03Not the point at all.
01:17:05My union rep told me.
01:17:07I've got to work.
01:17:09I've five minutes left.
01:17:11Then I'll sweat for you.
01:17:15Burger and chips.
01:17:23I don't do burgers.
01:17:27Who's going to get me a fucking burger?
01:17:29Oi.
01:17:31What was I thinking about it?
01:17:33A little sausage on a burger.
01:17:35Then the onion rings.
01:17:43Burger and chips.
01:17:53God, your feet.
01:17:55Sorry.
01:17:59How was it tonight, love?
01:18:05Grand.
01:18:09Grand.
01:18:29Who are you?
01:18:31Des O'Callaghan.
01:18:33I'm an environmental health officer with the Eastern Health Board.
01:18:35You're not from the union?
01:18:37No.
01:18:39I'm going to have to inspect your premises.
01:18:59Oh.
01:19:13Have you got a warrant?
01:19:15I don't actually need one.
01:19:17I'm entitled to inspect these premises
01:19:19under the Food Hygiene Act.
01:19:25Uh-huh.
01:19:29Can I see your hands, please?
01:19:31I know here.
01:19:39Do we pass?
01:19:41I'm afraid not.
01:19:43I'm finished.
01:19:45I'm going to have to close you down, love.
01:19:47I know. Hang on a minute.
01:19:49Just hear me out, please. Thanks.
01:19:51Which one of you is the proprietor?
01:19:53I am. I am.
01:19:55All right.
01:19:57Um, Mr...
01:19:59Reeves.
01:20:01I have to tell you that your van
01:20:03poses a grave and serious danger to public health.
01:20:05I'm closing you down
01:20:07now.
01:20:09What about our fucking jobs?
01:20:11Shut up, will you?
01:20:13The floors are filthy.
01:20:15The walls are filthy.
01:20:17The foodstuffs aren't properly covered or stored.
01:20:19And you are
01:20:21personally unclean.
01:20:23Especially your colleague.
01:20:25Oh, I'm sorry.
01:20:27Your fingernails are what my mother
01:20:29would call a disgrace.
01:20:31There are enough breaches of the food hygiene
01:20:33regulations in here to land you a hefty fine
01:20:35and even a custodial sentence.
01:20:37What, jail, do you mean?
01:20:39Ah, pull the other one. Just shut up!
01:20:45It's not that bad.
01:20:47Yes, it is.
01:20:51A week. Mr. Reeves,
01:20:53I'm giving you a week.
01:20:55However, Mr. Reeves,
01:20:57I must warn you,
01:20:59if you fail to carry out even one
01:21:01of the demands on this list,
01:21:03I'm going
01:21:05to have to close you down.
01:21:07Cheerio.
01:21:13Nice fellow, huh?
01:21:15I hope you're
01:21:17happy now.
01:21:23I had nothing to do with this.
01:21:25Yeah. I didn't.
01:21:27I never saw a hair to him before today.
01:21:29This is crazy. It had nothing
01:21:31to do with me. So you said.
01:21:33Are you listening to me, are you? Let me up.
01:21:35I will, I will. Just listen to me.
01:21:37Now, your man coming here today had nothing to do with me,
01:21:39right? I didn't rat on you.
01:21:43Do you believe me?
01:21:47Yeah. Yeah, I believe you.
01:21:49Right.
01:21:51We can get
01:21:53the van fixed. Don't worry.
01:21:55If it hadn't been for your man, it would have been something else.
01:21:57What's that supposed to mean?
01:21:59You are going to get me anyway. What do you mean?
01:22:01One way or another with your union,
01:22:03are you? Shut up. Make me.
01:22:05You told
01:22:07someone about me and that woman
01:22:09in the nightclub. No, I didn't.
01:22:11You told Wesley. I didn't.
01:22:13Does Maggie
01:22:15know?
01:22:17Am I
01:22:19that bad?
01:22:21Yeah.
01:22:23I pay her well, don't I?
01:22:25Yes, yes, you do, yeah.
01:22:27Well, then.
01:22:29It's just when we started,
01:22:31when we got the van. When I bought
01:22:33the van, do you mean?
01:22:35Forget it. When I,
01:22:37when me and Maggie bought the van.
01:22:41Come on back.
01:22:43Fuck off. Come on.
01:22:45Fuck off.
01:22:49Fuck off.
01:23:11Sorry.
01:23:15Let's go for the point.
01:23:19Fuck off.
01:23:27The Eastern Health Board.
01:23:29Ah, Larry. Ah, Larry, nothing.
01:23:31I won't be going back.
01:23:33Yeah.
01:23:35Well, pay your redundancy money though, Larry.
01:23:37Thanks very much. I'll buy a fucking shipper van with it.
01:23:39What happened, Larry?
01:23:43I don't know.
01:23:45Two points.
01:23:49The best walker
01:23:51in the world.
01:23:53The fucking world.
01:23:55Fifty-fifty.
01:23:57Yo, what do you say?
01:23:59Fifty-fifty.
01:24:01What are you fucking talking about?
01:24:03Fifty-fifty.
01:24:05Half for me and
01:24:07the way it was.
01:24:09Forget it. Go on.
01:24:11Partners. Forget it.
01:24:13Fuck that. No way.
01:24:15Larry,
01:24:17my friend.
01:24:19You bollocks.
01:24:43I'm going to kill it.
01:24:45What?
01:24:47I'm going to kill
01:24:49the poxy van.
01:25:03Hey, come back here, you.
01:25:07Bimbo, come back. It's my road.
01:25:11Hey, stop.
01:25:13Come back here, Bimbo.
01:25:15Jeez. Come in.
01:25:17It'll wait till tomorrow.
01:25:19No, Larry.
01:25:43Here.
01:25:45Wake up. No problem.
01:25:57Jesus!
01:26:05Oh, Jesus!
01:26:07Oh, Jesus!
01:26:13That was Wally.
01:26:15Fuck the jelly.
01:26:17That was Wally there.
01:26:19The dirty bollocks.
01:26:21Did you see him?
01:26:23Did you fucking see him?
01:26:25Who? What?
01:26:27Mind the fucking road.
01:26:37Hey.
01:26:39Get into a car with that
01:26:41shitebag.
01:26:43Here goes.
01:26:49You'll regret it.
01:26:51No, I won't.
01:26:53Not me.
01:26:59Don't do it.
01:27:01I told you not to do it, Bimbo.
01:27:07Don't do it.
01:27:21Mission accomplished.
01:27:31Oh, Jesus!
01:27:33Oh!
01:27:37Where are you?
01:27:39You fucking idiot.
01:27:41Oh, Jesus. The pain.
01:27:43The pain.
01:27:45Oh, come on, Bimbo.
01:27:47It's done.
01:27:49I did it.
01:27:51I did it, Larry.
01:27:53Come on before we die.
01:27:55Easy peasy.
01:27:57Easy peasy.
01:27:59My bollocks.
01:28:07Fuck.
01:28:37Jesus.
01:28:41A day at the seaside.
01:28:43Christ.
01:28:57Come on.
01:28:59Shoes and socks, Bimbo.
01:29:01Come on.
01:29:03You'll catch your death.
01:29:07Come on.
01:29:13We'll be able to come back
01:29:15for her when the tide's out.
01:29:21I'm sorry, Bimbo.
01:29:37I'm sorry.
01:29:51We'll be able to get her back.
01:29:53We can come back with shovels.
01:29:57No.
01:30:07No.
01:30:37Come on.
01:30:57What's wrong?
01:31:03Give us a hug, Mary, will you?
01:31:07Come on.
01:31:37You
01:31:39You
01:31:41You
01:31:43You
01:31:45You
01:31:47You
01:31:49You
01:31:51You
01:31:53You
01:31:55You
01:31:57You
01:31:59You
01:32:01You