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01:21Who are you?
01:23I'm the doctor.
01:25You have to stand over there.
01:28Come and have a look.
01:30It's called the TARDIS.
01:32Ooh!
01:33Ho, ho, ho!
01:35Nice!
01:36But hold on.
01:37I can't call you Doctor.
01:39Look, I want to know your name.
01:40Yeah, that's, uh, that's tricky.
01:43Because I was adopted, and the planet that took me in,
01:45they were kind of, they were kind of posh.
01:49They'd use titles like the Doctor or the Bishop
01:52or the Rani or the Conquistador.
01:56Say Doctor for 1,000 years, and it becomes my name.
01:59OK.
02:00The planet, parking that, 1,000 years, double parked.
02:05So you're a doctor, but you're the police?
02:10Police box.
02:11No.
02:12No, no, no, no.
02:12That's a disguise.
02:14Inside, it's a time and space machine.
02:15But outside, it's like a chameleon.
02:18It's once I landed in 1963, and it
02:20used to have police boxes on street corners.
02:221963?
02:23Yeah.
02:25OK.
02:27Oh, jukebox.
02:28I like that.
02:30OK, so back to the planet.
02:32My world is called Gallifrey.
02:34Gallifrey?
02:35And where's that?
02:37Gone.
02:40Ruby, it's gone.
02:40It's gone.
02:45They died.
02:48It was a genocide, and they died.
02:50So the one that was adopted was the only one left?
02:53I am the last of the Time Lords.
02:56And I am so, so glad to be alive.
03:03This thing flies.
03:05Do you want to see?
03:06This thing flies.
03:08Do you want to see?
03:21Let's have a random landing.
03:30150 million years in the past.
03:32No.
03:33Really?
03:33No, you've got to be kidding.
03:34You are kidding.
03:35Don't be so ridiculous.
03:41Are there dinosaurs out there?
03:42I don't know.
03:44Go and have a look.
03:49Wait, no.
03:52Is it safe?
03:54What if I change history by stepping on a butterfly or something?
03:57Well, that's not going to happen, is it?
03:58Who steps on butterflies?
04:00You literally have to be like, come here, butterfly.
04:03Come here.
04:03Stop it.
04:10Oh my god.
04:12That, that's so beautiful.
04:18A TARDIS stands for Time and Relative Dimension in Space.
04:24So we've moved location as well.
04:28This will be North America.
04:33One day, this is Wyoming.
04:36A little town called Green River.
04:43Oh.
04:45What's wrong?
04:47Did I do something wrong?
04:49Because I'm Rubethon Bloom of the 57th Hemisphere Hatchlings,
04:52and I do not do wrong things, Doctor.
04:54But.
04:55If you have made an incorrect accusation, I will have to kill you.
04:58No, no, no.
04:59Just wait, wait a minute.
05:03What are you doing?
05:04Nothing.
05:04Just.
05:18Am I missing something?
05:21No.
05:24Let's try that again.
05:25Okay.
05:28Thank you.
05:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:33Okay.
05:34Controls are new.
05:36Completely forgot.
05:38The butterfly compensation switch.
05:42Good.
05:42Right.
05:43Yes.
05:43Let's go forward.
05:44Give me a number.
05:45Give me a yeah.
05:46Two.
05:47Two.
05:47One.
05:48Five.
05:48Five.
05:49Oh.
05:49Oh.
05:50Five.
05:50Six.
05:51Six.
05:51Oh.
05:52Five numbers.
05:52I don't like it.
06:04Oh.
06:12We're indoors.
06:14We got through walls.
06:17Aha.
06:18Is that like a mat transport or like in Star Trek?
06:23We got a visitor one day.
06:26Hey, but you said the TARDIS was like a chameleon,
06:29but still looks like a police boat.
06:31Oh, it says broken.
06:33Most of the universe is not convinced.
06:35Okay.
06:36Go, go, go, go, go.
06:37Oh, it stinks.
06:44Something is wrong with this place.
06:47It is a space station.
06:49Ejection overload.
06:50Something.
06:51No, you made it worse.
06:55No, that is worse.
07:01Is that a monster?
07:03No.
07:04No, don't be silly.
07:05Rivet, it's no such thing as monsters.
07:06It's just creatures you haven't met yet.
07:12Hi there.
07:14Run.
07:14Run.
07:15Run.
07:15Run.
07:26It is.
07:26It is.
07:27It is.
07:27It is.
07:28It is.
07:28It is.
07:29It is.
07:29It is.
07:30It is.
07:31No.
07:32No.
07:35Oh, yes.
07:40The question is, why did I run?
07:44Because it was scary.
07:46It was new.
07:47I laugh at meeting new things, so why did it
07:50give me the shivers?
07:52I couldn't run fast enough.
07:53I was at a walsh.
07:55Well, it would help if we knew where we were.
07:57Yet again, push the button.
08:00Oh, we're on a baby form!
08:13Oh, part of the Genesis machine.
08:16What is it with you and babies?
08:19I was going to say the same thing to you.
08:21We've gone from baby to baby.
08:23I'm not saying things are connected, and yet, things connect.
08:27Well, I'm the one looking for my parents,
08:30and you've got to time the space machine.
08:33So, this place grows babies.
08:36What for? Food?
08:38Food? What? What?
08:40Food! They're not tomatoes.
08:42Oh, excuse me, there's a big, ugly thing downstairs.
08:44Baby farms boost the population.
08:46Sometimes a worm goes sterile, or, I don't know,
08:48goes mad and bans kissing.
08:50So, these babies are human, yeah?
08:53Yeah, growing for a colony world.
08:55And a colony world is not Earth.
08:58Okay, one last time.
09:01Push the button.
09:18We made it.
09:20The human race, we survived.
09:26We went to the stars.
09:29We're fine.
09:33And ten minutes ago, Doctor, just ten minutes ago,
09:37you said genocide.
09:42Your people are gone.
09:44Yeah.
09:48How do you keep going?
09:49For days like this, Ruby Sunday.
09:53I don't have a people, I don't have a home.
09:57But I don't have a job, either.
10:00I don't have a boss, or taxes, or rent, or bills to pay.
10:04I don't have a purpose, or a cause, or a mission,
10:07but I have freedom.
10:11And so I keep moving on,
10:14to see the next thing, and the next, and the next.
10:19Sometimes, it looks even better through your eyes.
10:27So where's this then?
10:32Planet Pacifico del Rio.
10:35Oh, that's in English.
10:36They speak English here, English exists.
10:39No, no, no, humans all speak one language by this point,
10:41a bit like Cantonese.
10:42This is what it really looks like,
10:44but the TARDIS translates, it's got a perception filter,
10:47so it helps you fit into every time and place.
10:52Right, and my mum, she's long gone now.
10:56Can I see your phone?
10:58Yes.
11:02So, my sonnet screwdriver can make the distance
11:04between you and Earth 19,000 years, or...
11:10One phone call.
11:13What?
11:14Carla, phone her.
11:15But...
11:16Ruby, call your mum.
11:24Well, what is it now?
11:26Mum?
11:27Yes, mum, obviously.
11:29You just ran out the door 10 seconds ago,
11:31why are you phoning me?
11:32You went like the wind, where are you going?
11:34Yeah, yes, I will, I'll catch up with you in a minute.
11:37Bye, love you, love you, Merry Christmas.
11:39That was my mum, on Christmas Eve, on my birthday,
11:4210 minutes ago, that's the best signal ever,
11:44how much did that cost?
11:45I want to know what the hell is wrong with this place.
11:51Do you see?
11:53It's calm up here, but underneath, it is seething,
11:56just like downstairs with that creature.
11:58It's got to be a crew, or a captain, she's...
12:01This is Zoic, reporting from Belt 06.
12:04I keep getting these temperature fluctuations.
12:07My footprint on St. Petersburg is 10 to 16.
12:09Try and cause a match against the CO2 exchange.
12:13Until we get that pressure down, I can't.
12:17Hi.
12:20You all right?
12:21But you, why?
12:24We've been waiting for an awfully long time.
12:28Mummy, daddy.
12:30Oh, no, no, no.
12:31No, darling, we're not...
12:32Boys, boys, I've got to tell everybody.
12:34Mummy and daddy...
12:37A baby farm, run by babies.
12:41Space babies!
12:54They're here.
12:55They came at once.
12:56Mummy and daddy are here.
13:10Hello, space babies.
13:13Hello, daddy.
13:14Hi, daddy.
13:15Hello, daddy.
13:16Oh.
13:18Everyone back to work.
13:19Show mummy and daddy what a good job we've been doing.
13:22Make them proud.
13:28My job is to keep the pipes clean.
13:30I'm proud of the pipes.
13:31And I keep the oxygen nice and cool.
13:34We need oxygen to breathe.
13:36And they pull this string and that string.
13:39I'm not sure what they do, but I pull them very hard.
13:42I made this for you.
13:43It's a little flower.
13:45Thank you.
13:52I'm Captain Poppy, and I kept the station running for mummy and daddy
13:57because we knew he'd come back for us one day.
14:00We waited.
14:02Right.
14:03You're not supposed to be running this clip.
14:05This isn't Baby World.
14:06Huh?
14:07You got left behind when the adults...
14:10The moose?
14:11We took over.
14:12We were very brave.
14:14Right.
14:16That's great.
14:17That's, oh, that's good.
14:19That's amazing.
14:20You've done a really great job.
14:22I'm sorry, Poppy.
14:23I'm so sorry.
14:24But we are not your mummy and daddy.
14:26I wish we were.
14:28But we're not.
14:29They left us.
14:31Where did they go?
14:32I don't know, darling.
14:35But I'm Ruby, and this, this is the doctor.
14:43And we're your friends.
14:46Yeah, I got you.
14:47I got you.
14:48I got you.
14:49I got you.
14:50Mummy!
14:51Mummy!
14:52Mummy!
14:53Mummy!
14:54Mummy!
14:55Mummy!
14:56Mummy!
14:57Captain Poppy, when was the last time that you had a hug?
15:00Never.
15:01Oh.
15:02Oh, baby, it's OK.
15:04Come here, it's OK.
15:05It's OK, it's OK.
15:06Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
15:07No, I've never had a hug.
15:08Come on, you can have a hug.
15:10Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
15:28Did I get things wrong, Doctor?
15:30Well, according to this, the crew went home.
15:35They abandoned ship and they left you guys behind.
15:37I don't know why, but they left the growth machine running.
15:41So you lot grew up, but you stayed the same size.
15:44Baby-sized.
15:45Space babies.
15:46But are we wrong?
15:49What do you mean?
15:50We're not meant to be like this.
15:52Did we grow up wrong?
15:55Oh, Poppy.
15:57Oh, Popsicle.
15:58Look at me.
15:59Look at me.
16:01Nobody grows up wrong.
16:05You are what you are, and that is magnificent.
16:09But Mummy and Daddy left us.
16:11That's OK.
16:12Mine did, too.
16:13What happened?
16:15Well, I was found.
16:16Hooray!
16:19Little baby me was left alone in the middle of outer space
16:23and guess who took me in?
16:25In the middle of outer space and guess who took me in?
16:28I don't know.
16:29The Time Lords.
16:32Can you say it like me?
16:33Time Lords.
16:34That's it.
16:35But the point is, is that it doesn't matter where I come from
16:39because I am absolutely lovely, aren't I?
16:45That wasn't rhetorical, Pops.
16:47Yes, you are.
16:48Don't you want to know my secret?
16:51There's no-one like me in the whole wide universe.
16:55No-one like me exists, and that's true of everyone.
16:59It's not a problem, Captain Pops.
17:02It's a superpower.
17:04High five.
17:06So, you're Eric, and you're Tasha, and Reuben,
17:12and then there's Saltine and Boo.
17:15I love you, baby.
17:16Oh, I love you, too, Eric.
17:20But how do you manage all on your own?
17:24We've got Nanny.
17:25Say hello, Nanny.
17:26Good afternoon, children, and welcome to our new visitors.
17:30Oh, Nanomatrix Electroform.
17:32Nanny.
17:33Right.
17:34Hi, Nanny.
17:35I'm the Doctor, and this is Ruby.
17:37We have visitors, children.
17:39Noses must be blown.
17:41Activate nose blow.
17:43Nose blow.
17:48One, two, three, and...
17:54Blow.
18:02Well done, children.
18:04And now, children, back to work.
18:06Nappies are changed at 1800 hours.
18:09Oh, can't wait to see that.
18:11So, it's you lot, it's Nanny, and downstairs,
18:17is that your pet dog?
18:21That's not a doggo.
18:23What is it, then, Eric?
18:25The bogeyman.
18:28Oh, shh, shh, shh.
18:33You don't like the bogeyman?
18:35No, no, no, shh, shh, shh.
18:36I did not mean to scare you.
18:38There is no such thing as the bogeyman.
18:41That thing was more sort of like a, uh...
18:45Bogeyman!
18:46No, stop it!
18:47No, no, no, stop it!
18:48Nanny, tell him there is no such thing as the bogeyman.
18:51Nanny is scared of the bogeyman.
18:54Then what is the bogeyman doing down there,
18:56and why is it so scary?
19:04Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ladies.
19:07Space babies.
19:09Oh, baby.
19:20Right.
19:21Nanny, these babies are trying their best.
19:24Space babies, but this station is in trouble.
19:27You have got a build-up of pressure on hull 3B,
19:29and something is ramping up down where the bogeyman lives,
19:32and if that continues, baby boom.
19:35Portal 357.
19:37Okay, what's that?
19:38Access portal 357.
19:40That's on this floor. What is it?
19:42Access portal 357.
19:44Yeah, it is just a storage unit.
19:46What would I need to go there for?
19:48Oh, for God's sakes, 357, come on!
19:55Where do you think you're going?
19:57Portal 357.
19:59Right, great.
20:00Okay, come in.
20:02So, is this what you do, Doctor?
20:04I mean, in life, you help?
20:06That's, like, your purpose?
20:08No, no, I'm just, uh, helping babies.
20:10Space babies.
20:11Ah, listen to my hearts.
20:13Two hearts.
20:14Plural.
20:16Okay, two hearts.
20:17But what if helping the babies takes six weeks or ten years?
20:21Because my mum's still waiting for me.
20:24Back home on your birthday.
20:27Yeah, it's strange, your life.
20:29You were abandoned like this long.
20:31If things connect, then you are connecting like crazy.
20:38You don't know anything about your birth mother or your father?
20:41They didn't leave a note or a scrap of paper?
20:44Nothing, I was...
20:46I was just left.
20:49By the church?
20:50In the snow.
20:51In Ruby Road.
21:00No.
21:12Doctor.
21:15What?
21:18It's snowing.
21:23Okay, what just happened?
21:24I said snow, and we've got...
21:27Snowflakes.
21:30Snowflakes.
21:33It's like a memory just came through here.
21:37From the day that you were born.
21:40But how is this the sort of thing that happens with time travel?
21:44I have been to the ends of time and back,
21:46and I have never seen anything like this before.
21:51Then what does it mean?
21:55I don't know.
21:59Oh, I thought my birth was crazy.
22:01Oh, yeah.
22:10I wonder who she is.
22:12Your mother.
22:14The memory changed.
22:16She was pointing at me.
22:18I said, portal 357.
22:21Don't just stand there yapping, you pair of idiots.
22:23Get inside.
22:25Who's she?
22:26Nanny.
22:27Nanny.
22:30This is Captain Rico Trieste, signing off duty for Baby Station Beta.
22:34Pacifico date 56-56-22.
22:38For the record, I'm signing off under protest
22:40and wish to condemn this course of action.
22:42Chief Engineer Lucego Rosato, signing off 56-56-22.
22:46And I'd like to say for the record,
22:48the company's actions are appalling.
22:49I will be launching an appeal against this as soon as we're home.
22:53Oh.
22:54This is comms officer Gina Scalzi, signing off 56-56-22.
22:59So the crew went home and left the babies behind? Space babies?
23:03It's the recession.
23:04The government closed the baby station to save money,
23:06but the law says it's illegal to stop the birth machine.
23:13How did you arrive?
23:15Have you got a way out of here?
23:16I've got a ship, yeah.
23:18Have you got a way out of here?
23:19I've got a ship, yeah.
23:22What is your name? Sorry, Nanny.
23:25Jocelyn.
23:26Jocelyn Sancerre.
23:27I was the on-site accountant.
23:28I don't know how this place works.
23:31Jocelyn, hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:32This, this can help.
23:33If you leave this to sync up,
23:37that should recalibrate the whole shebang.
23:39Thank you.
23:42Want to swap?
23:44Angle, so the planet down below
23:48will refuse to stop the babies being born.
23:51But once they're born, they don't look after them.
23:54This is a very strange planet.
23:57It's not that strange.
23:59But you stayed behind.
24:01I couldn't leave them.
24:03I tried with this place, but I'm not an engineer.
24:06The machine went out of sync, I patched it back.
24:09Then the education software ran out of control.
24:11It's a mess.
24:14And I've been all on my own, watching the kids for six years.
24:17I don't understand.
24:18They are gorgeous.
24:19Why would you hide?
24:23Because I don't want to see them die.
24:30And I don't want them to see me die.
24:35Because that's how that is.
24:38This is a closed station.
24:41There's only so much air, there's only so much food.
24:48The last thing I'll do is give them the air out of Portal 357.
24:52But then...
24:55Then you came along.
24:57Can't you fly somewhere else?
25:01What do you mean, fly?
25:02Space station, stationary.
25:05No engines, this great big thing can't move.
25:08It's just stuck in orbit, which is a shame
25:10because this is a nice little system.
25:14The fifth planet out, Mondukaroon?
25:16That's the Dubarry-Duplessis world.
25:18Oh, that's good.
25:20Dubarry-Duplessis is a star-wide organisation.
25:22It means they can take in lots of refugees.
25:24Oh, well, can't we call them for help?
25:27They don't go fetch refugees.
25:29That's the fate of every refugee in the universe.
25:33You physically have to turn up on someone else's shore.
25:37And we can't move.
25:38But now you have a ship, plenty of room, it's called the TARDIS.
25:41The trouble is, between us and the ship is the bogeyman.
25:49What is that thing?
25:51You don't know!
25:52It's nothing to do with me, it's not part of the manifest.
25:55It's not like anything I've ever seen.
25:59Don't annoy me.
26:01But it reminds me of something.
26:02What is it?
26:04And what is its skin made of?
26:06And why...
26:08Was I so scared?
26:09Was I so scared?
26:10Because it's terrifying.
26:11Yeah, but I've met a million ugly bugs.
26:13I'm an ugly bug.
26:14That thing made me run.
26:16I just wonder why.
26:21Okay, thing is, this place is completely mad.
26:25But it sort of makes sense, because you've got babies,
26:28you've got a nanny,
26:30and you've got the bogeyman.
26:32You've literally got a monster living down below.
26:36It's a children's story.
26:39Come to life.
26:42And every story has its hero.
26:49That's Eric!
26:50Is this Eric?
26:51Eric, get out of there.
26:53Eric, please vacate this area.
26:55Oh, is that how it works?
26:56Nanny filter.
26:57Eric, get out now.
27:00Eric will leave immediately.
27:02No, nanny, I'm being brave.
27:05Eric, for God's sake, run!
27:07Eric, invoking the deity.
27:09Accelerate her emulation.
27:11But I'm doing it on Ruby's head.
27:13Or what?
27:14I love Ruby.
27:15She said there's no such thing as the bogeyman.
27:18So I'm going to find the naughty dog and tell him off.
27:27But I'm so scared.
27:30But I'm so scared.
27:34Oh, my God, it's my fault!
27:42Eric, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming,
27:45I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
28:00Nanny, where's the bogeyman?
28:02It's about 400 meters northwest of you.
28:04Still no sign of Eric.
28:06We've got to get a proper fix.
28:08I told you, these systems are a crock of waste products.
28:11Mind your language, nanny.
28:14Okay, doctor, if we make a ton of noise,
28:17then the bogeyman will come for us and leave Eric alone, yes?
28:20Yes.
28:21Okay, right.
28:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
28:24Bogeyman!
28:25Bogeyman!
28:26Bogeyman!
28:27Bogeyman!
28:29Bogeyman!
28:32It's moving.
28:33It's heard you!
28:36Okay, nice plan, but what now?
28:38I think...
28:41If I was very, very little,
28:43and I knew the bogeyman was coming...
28:47I would need to change my nappy.
28:50Cos I can detect...
28:52Space baby!
28:55Oh, Eric!
28:56We got you, we got you, we got you!
28:58Shh, shh, shh, shh.
29:00I know, I know, I know.
29:03North, not west! I meant east!
29:24It's alright.
29:26It's okay, it's okay.
29:56I can't touch the woman.
30:06It's a dead end.
30:11It's okay, it's okay.
30:19It's okay, it's okay.
30:29It's okay, it's okay.
30:39Miss Mayweather, you need to go, okay?
30:41Get out of here.
30:43-♪♪♪♪
30:48Okay, let's get you in here. Come on.
30:50Let's get you in here.
30:51It's so hot.
30:52I don't want to go.
30:54Nanny, tell him what to do.
30:56Children will return to the upper levels
30:58or have no expletive delay.
31:00Goodbye!
31:01Goodbye!
31:02I'm sorry.
31:03Goodbye!
31:04Okay, uh, you go with them.
31:06I've got to stay here,
31:07not just for the TARDIS,
31:08but...
31:09I've got to find out what that thing is.
31:11If that's you telling me to leave you on your own, then...
31:15Oh, Doctor.
31:19Well, come on.
31:21-♪♪♪♪
31:30Whoo.
31:33So how did this begin, Jocelyn?
31:36First I knew, six years ago.
31:39It was like a rattling in the pipes.
31:43Then the howling began.
31:45By the time I got the cameras working,
31:47there it was.
31:50The bogeyman.
31:53I don't know how it even exists.
31:56And that was six years ago?
31:58Shh, shh, shh.
32:00That's the same time the babies were born.
32:04It's leaving.
32:08Some sort of spore?
32:11Man, that's a good word.
32:13Spore.
32:14What the bleep bleep is that?
32:16Oh, Jocelyn, turn the filter off.
32:18What is that stuff?
32:20If I could get this to your machine,
32:22it could analyze it.
32:23The machine's got a vent in the basement.
32:25Follow the corridor.
32:26Left, straight ahead, left again.
32:30Into the valley of the beast.
32:34Yeah, this stuff is slippery.
32:36Be careful.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:43Oh, this is disgusting.
32:45Don't call me Rubes.
32:50Are we almost there, Joss?
32:55This gunk stuff is sealing the whole place off.
33:00Oh, but never mind.
33:02Because we are right under the part
33:05in the Genesis machine.
33:07This makes sense to this thing.
33:11According to the machine...
33:14Oh.
33:16What?
33:17It has been right in front of us.
33:19We've been saying it all along.
33:20It's all one machine.
33:22One up above and one down below.
33:24One up above grew the babies,
33:26the one down below...
33:27It grew the bogeyman.
33:28Yes!
33:29I said this, I told you so.
33:30Six years ago, the machine is mother and father
33:32to the babies and mother and father to the bogeyman.
33:34And why?
33:35Because Jocelyn said that the educational software
33:36ran out of control and then you said...
33:38Said it's like a story.
33:39The teaching software, it told a story.
33:41It invented the bogeyman.
33:42For the babies.
33:43For the space babies.
33:44Oh, the machine is literally like a computer.
33:47It literally said babies need fiction,
33:49they need stories, they need monsters.
33:51Yes, that is why I'm so scared.
33:53It's all deliberate.
33:54It's infrasound.
33:55The bogeyman is roaring at 17 hertz.
33:57That's the exact pitch designed to make you scared.
34:00It's scary because it's meant to be.
34:02The machine made it tall and big and noisy
34:05and it built it out of...
34:13Oh.
34:18What?
34:19Oh, Ruby.
34:21What?
34:22The bogeyman.
34:24Tell me what it is.
34:25I can't.
34:26Doctor.
34:27Ruby, I have travelled the universe and back
34:29and seen many, many things.
34:30Nothing is as bad as this.
34:35A bogeyman is made out of what?
34:37I don't know.
34:40The machine is literal and the name is bogeyman.
34:44So?
34:45Oh, babes.
34:46Space babes.
34:47You saw it, the nose blowing.
34:53The machine was literal.
34:54And so it grew the bogeyman out of bogeys.
34:59What?
35:00All of this is bogeys.
35:01No.
35:02Yes.
35:03No.
35:04Yes.
35:05No.
35:06No wonder it was shedding its skin.
35:07Doesn't everyone?
35:08No, no, no, no, no.
35:09It's not.
35:10It's not?
35:11Oh, Ruby, it is a living sneeze.
35:14What is it?
35:15I know.
35:17Oh, my God!
35:20This is the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.
35:25Doctor, what?
35:26I'm sorry.
35:27Oh, is it the universe, Max?
35:28Oh, yeah, I just made it up.
35:29Trust not.
35:30Ruby Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
35:33That is so funny.
35:37Bogeyman.
35:46Don't worry, it's me.
35:47Turn right.
35:51It's your device.
35:53It's calibrated.
35:54It's brilliant.
35:55Got control at last.
35:57Now, trust me, turn right.
36:00There's a little way to the lake.
36:02Going.
36:04Coming up, coming up, coming up, coming.
36:07It's catching up.
36:08Coming.
36:14Yeah, thanks for using us as bait.
36:16Just next time, ask.
36:17Oh, wait.
36:19Until we tell you what that thing is made of.
36:21You can tell me later, once I've got rid of it.
36:29I will protect my children and blast that thing to space.
36:38That's an airlock.
36:49It is one of the children, Jocelyn.
36:53She's got a stomach.
36:54Jocelyn, Jocelyn.
36:58Oxygen level at 10%.
37:01Okay, okay, okay, okay.
37:02We haven't got time.
37:03Stop, Jocelyn, yeah?
37:05Left, second right, next leg, you'll get to the lift.
37:08What about you?
37:09Left, second right, next leg.
37:10Right, okay.
37:18Oxygen level at 9%.
37:21You're hurting him.
37:22Stop it, Nanny, stop it!
37:28Oxygen level at 8%.
37:33I am the last of the Time Lords.
37:39How do you keep going?
37:40For days like this.
37:43I'm the only one of me in the whole wide universe.
37:48No one else like me exists.
37:52And that is true of everyone.
37:56The only one of his kind.
37:59Oxygen field at 7%.
38:07Oxygen field at 6%.
38:13Oxygen field at 5%.
38:19Oxygen field at 5%.
38:23Oxygen field at 4%.
38:32Oxygen field at 3%.
38:49Oxygen field at 2%.
39:01No!
39:02That's what you do, Jocelyn.
39:03You save them all.
39:05Oxygen field at 1%.
39:12You save them all.
39:18Oxygen field at 2%.
39:34Attention!
39:35Calling Captain Poppy.
39:37Calling all crew, especially you, Eric.
39:40Plus Ruby, Jocelyn Sauncere.
39:42Nanny was very naughty.
39:44I know, and I'm so sorry.
39:46All of you.
39:47Ow! Ow! Ow!
39:50I was just...
39:51on my own.
39:54For such a very long time.
39:56We still love you, Nanny.
39:58Yeah!
40:02Your favorite monster...
40:04is fine.
40:06Oh!
40:07Look! Look! Look!
40:08Yeah!
40:12Oh!
40:14Yes!
40:18But listen, listen, babies.
40:20Space babies.
40:22Your world is over here.
40:26The world of Monster Crew.
40:29But...
40:30But you can't get there.
40:32Got no engines.
40:34Except...
40:36turns out that build-up of pressure in hull 3B...
40:39is from you!
40:41Huh?
40:42Huh?
40:43Because the system went wrong,
40:44and that's where it stacked up all your nappies.
40:47No wonder it was stinking down there
40:49for six years, a great pile of...
40:51Nanny filter!
40:52Fizzle!
40:54A zillion metric tons of methane, babies.
40:57Space babies!
40:59But I...
41:00I'm gonna let it rip!
41:02Ha-ha!
41:11Set sail for your new home!
41:13Baby world!
41:17Yeah.
41:18Are you happy now, Eric?
41:19I'm very, very happy.
41:21I love you, Ruby.
41:32So it was a normal day for you then?
41:34No, no.
41:36That was extra special nuts.
41:40And you, Ruby Sunday...
41:44Get this.
41:46Your very own TARDIS key.
41:48What for?
41:52I have the whole universe at my fingertips.
41:58And I'm all on my own.
42:02So I'd love it if you came with me.
42:06To what? Just...
42:08travel?
42:09Your job.
42:11Your boss.
42:13Just fun.
42:14We did almost die.
42:16Yes, but we lived so much, too.
42:18Yes, we did.
42:20Yes, we did. Yes.
42:22Yes, we did.
42:24Hmm.
42:25Yeah, we did. We did.
42:27We did.
42:29Yes.
42:30Yes.
42:31Yes.
42:32Yes.
42:33Yes.
42:34Yes! Yes! Yes!
42:36Ruby Sunday, yeah!
42:38Come on in. Follow me.
42:39Oh, come on.
42:45Right, mate, let me tell you where we're gonna go.
42:50Except...
42:51Oh, terms and conditions.
42:54There is one thing that I can never do, Ruby.
43:00And that's take you to that church
43:03on Ruby Road
43:05that Christmas.
43:09Absolutely never.
43:13But you've got a time machine.
43:15If you change one thing,
43:18a single snowflake,
43:20that could change your birth mother's story
43:22and then you would never meet me.
43:24None of this would ever happen.
43:26And we would fall into the deepest,
43:29darkest paradox, Ruby.
43:31Trust me.
43:33I think that snow is a warning.
43:37I can't.
43:39And I won't.
43:42I can't.
43:44And I won't.
43:51Well, that's a pity.
43:53Because I disagree.
43:56And if you let me finish,
43:59we are gonna go see my mum
44:01at Christmas.
44:03Right now.
44:05Come on.
44:08And Ruby phoned.
44:10She said, I love you and ran off.
44:12No word from her since.
44:14What sort of Christmas is this?
44:16It all started with this man.
44:18He called himself the Doctor.
44:21Hold on.
44:24What's that noise?
44:27Oh!
44:33Oh, what a blinking flick!
44:38Hiya, Mummy.
44:40What are you doing?
44:41And what the hell is that?
44:43What's it done to my kitchen?
44:45Hey, come and say hello.
44:46Yes, coming.
44:48Tell your mum not to slap me.
44:57Yes.
44:59Now, the people from my world,
45:01they use titles.
45:03Like the Bishop, the Pedant,
45:05the Sagishi.
45:07My name was...
45:09I'm so sorry.
45:24Happy Road Studios!
45:26Everything's going dark.
45:28If music is going, that means everything is changing.
45:30That's what Nick is saying.
45:31He said, my legions are coming.
45:34I can't fight this thing.