My Old Ass Movie

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My Old Ass Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: In this fresh coming-of-age story, an 18th birthday mushroom trip brings free-spirited Elliott (Maisy Stella) face-to-face with her wisecracking 39-year-old self (Aubrey Plaza). But when Elliott's "old ass" starts handing out warnings about what her younger self should and shouldn't do, Elliott realizes she has to rethink everything about family, love, and what's becoming a transformative summer.     directed by   Megan Park  starring   Maisy Stella, Aubrey Plaza, Percy Hynes White, Maddie Ziegler, Kerrice Brooks, Maria Dizzia, Seth Isaac Johnson, Carter Trozzolo  release date   September 13, 2024 (in select theaters)

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00:00I thought I'd be happier at 40

00:03You are happy, and I'm not 40 asshole. You don't look happy. I feel like you're having a midlife crisis

00:09Well, I feel like you're high on mushrooms, so you don't know shit

00:14To Elliot no not the whole bag may you experience a new level of consciousness tonight. Oh

00:20My god, are you guys tripping?

00:23I don't feel anything. That's cuz we don't tolerate drugs. Well. Hey freak. Who are you Elliot? Dude? I'm you you're me

00:31What's up? I don't have a gap in my teeth. Yeah, where your retainer left boob one cup smaller than the right

00:37I'm actually kind of hot for being middle-aged. I'm 39 years old. That's not middle-aged. No, that is middle-aged. No, it's not

00:45I am a very young adult

00:48I'm so jealous. You guys had good trips. Did you have fun? Yeah, dude

00:52I know mom can be annoying but be nice to her and go hang out with your brothers

00:57Also, can you avoid anyone named Chad good morning Elliot have you met Chad?

01:03Elliot you freak I put my number in your phone the other night, but I did not know this would work

01:08Wait a minute. Hang on

01:11Dude I gotta go

01:17You were so lucky life will never be the same as it is right now just take my advice and we'll be fine

01:25I think

01:28What's going on with you I just feel like everything that used to make sense doesn't anymore

01:35The only thing you can't get back this time it goes by so fast I

01:41Still need you. I'm literally an idiot. You're not an idiot

01:48If

01:49We weren't the same person. Do you think you'd even like me?

01:53You're just saying that because you're young and dumb, but if you weren't young and dumb, you'd never be brave enough to do anything

01:59Maybe you need to listen to my advice for once

02:02Can we kiss no what can I at least touch my old ass? Oh my god, you need to be locked up

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