DRАGULА S04Е05 (2021)
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00:00There once was a sad man, a man who looked far and wide for happiness, he searched the
00:27waves for something that could make him whole.
00:34Finding nothing, he lost hope and went to the water to drown himself in misery and despair.
00:47It was there he found a magical shell.
00:53And when he held that shell up to his ear, the shell whispered to him,
01:00I should know happiness, but once I take you to it, you will never be able to leave it ever again.
01:13This is your wish, speak into the shell, bear your soul to me.
02:13I should know happiness, but once I take you to it, you will never be able to leave it ever again.
02:43Oh, hello.
02:57Oh, hello, hello.
03:00Oh, look at this.
03:01Oh, my God.
03:02Reading material.
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04Oh, my God.
03:05Fangoria is so good.
03:06I mean, it's legendary.
03:07I mean, it's so amazing.
03:08It's just like a Bible.
03:10Like, this is the fucking horror Bible.
03:12It is.
03:13But why is this here?
03:14Do y'all think we're going to, like, be on the cover?
03:16Imagine winning the next challenge or something.
03:18Yeah, what if they have, like, a secret surprise?
03:21I've read Fangoria before, especially the one that had the Blaze feature in it,
03:24and I'm wondering what's going to happen now.
03:27Okay, I just have to say congrats, daddy.
03:30Thank you.
03:31That's something that you really wanted.
03:33We made it as a group.
03:34It wouldn't have been possible without everyone's efforts.
03:36How did everybody feel about, like, the judging?
03:38I've been getting these, like, kind of, like, lukewarm reviews on my looks and stuff on the runway,
03:43and it's just like...
03:44I have some heels to give you.
03:45Fuck off.
03:47If I had a critique, I'm going to say you need to change out those little biscuit shoes
03:51because we've seen a lot of them on the stage,
03:53and it's time to bring in another side dish because biscuits are not in right now.
03:58I haven't, like, said it much, but I, like, fucking run resurrection.
04:01There's a lot of people who are looking forward to me being here,
04:03and I just want to, like, fucking deliver.
04:05Well, you just got to kick the biscuit heels now.
04:07Stop bringing up the heels because they're going to be pretty disappointed.
04:12Well, now that we won, let's talk about the bottom.
04:15100% sure Sigourney's coming back.
04:17Oh, yeah. Sigourney's definitely coming back.
04:19She got, like, raving reviews about her looks.
04:21Sigourney's not coming back.
04:22She's back.
04:23Roll.
04:25What is up, babe?
04:30Meh.
04:32Well, that was fucking intense.
04:35So, we all show up, and we go in this, like, group therapy room,
04:39and they have, like, all these, like, electric chairs.
04:42Long story short, we pretty much, like, chose who we wanted to, like, shock.
04:45I just hold the button down forever on all of them.
04:48Honestly, I did wind up shocking Betty the most.
04:52Honest. A lot.
04:54No! No!
04:55Yes!
04:56Fuck you, bitch.
04:58Any particular reason why?
05:00I chose Betty because she chose to share some really shady information,
05:04and she deserved it, in my opinion.
05:06I shocked Betty every time because Sigourney's our team leader,
05:08she should have been there, and Betty's really great at talking shit,
05:11so it felt good.
05:12In the end, I couldn't do that to Mary,
05:15and I wasn't definitely going to do that to Sigourney.
05:17Why not? Have fun, bitch.
05:19If no one shocked her.
05:20Oh, yeah, and if you didn't shock anyone, you should.
05:21Oh, my ass is still lit up from that bullshit.
05:26Good to see you.
05:29Jade and I are just butting heads.
05:32She shocked me over and over and over again.
05:37Do y'all think Sigourney or Mary's going to be back?
05:39I think Sigourney's definitely going to be back.
05:40I want Mary to be back.
05:41I want Mary to be back, too, but I think Sigourney is going to be back.
05:44If Mary survived that, definitely, because...
05:47It would just be shocking.
05:49Oh, it would be shocking, and she already, like,
05:51got away with so much in this competition.
05:53Watch your mouth.
05:54I mean, she was just kind of like,
05:56You don't think after Sigourney, like,
05:57kind of busted ass for the team, it shouldn't be Sigourney?
06:00Here's the thing.
06:01Sigourney was given a chance that
06:03literally no women are given in this industry.
06:07She was given the chance to be a leader
06:09of a bunch of drag queens,
06:11and unfortunately, she flopped at that.
06:13She was not good at it.
06:15Why would you say that you and Mary weren't great teammates, though?
06:17I mean, like, it sounds like throwing a lot on Sigourney
06:19when, honestly, I don't know.
06:21She is the leader.
06:22She deserves to be part of that.
06:23I'm not saying that Mary is innocent in the situation at all.
06:27I don't want to be that bitch, but...
06:29Oh, hi!
06:30Hey!
06:31Ow!
06:32Little Beaver's back!
06:33I knew that I wasn't going to be going home
06:35because it was very clear that Mary was going to go home,
06:37even though none of us shocked her.
06:39I think it was more shocking to her that I didn't do it,
06:41and that's the kind of impact I like to get.
06:43It's, like, such a sigh of relief that Mary's gone.
06:45I feel like, you know,
06:46it's like, I don't know what to do.
06:49It's, like, such a sigh of relief that Mary's gone.
06:51I feel like now we can have, like, a lot of fun.
06:54I liked Mary. I really did.
06:56Mary brought a lot of energy to the competition,
06:58but Sigourney was busting her ass,
07:01and saying that Sigourney said she was going to do it all
07:05isn't a good enough excuse.
07:06If your ass is on the line, too, your ass should be there.
07:09You know that it was a performance challenge.
07:11She was not able to perform in no heels
07:13while my toes are fucking being numb.
07:15It was her time, and it was overdue.
07:17It's, like, absurd to me
07:18that someone who would go on and on
07:20about how much of a professional that they are
07:22became so unprepared.
07:24Girl, you didn't even wear any fucking shoes.
07:26Like, why the fuck do you think
07:27that would even be, like, a little bit okay?
07:29That's crazy!
07:30The fact of the matter is, she was messy in the challenge.
07:33A lesson I learned very early on in this industry
07:36is that personality sometimes will take you a lot further
07:39than any other talent
07:40that anyone could ever possess in this industry.
07:42And her personality...
07:44Fuck off, girl.
07:45Mary is fun, you know?
07:47She's also one of the realest bitches here.
07:49Girl, your idea of real is so funny, though.
07:51Is this coming from you, girl?
07:53I mean, you barely know me, honestly.
07:55Exactly, exactly.
07:57Everyone here barely knows you, girl.
07:59Yeah, but all I know is you like to run around and be shady.
08:01Girl, I wouldn't say anything behind your back
08:03that I wouldn't say to your face.
08:04No, you just do it all day and all week,
08:06and then you're like, okay.
08:08So, last week during the cauldron,
08:10Jade really seemed to come back to life.
08:12I kind of needed to hear something
08:14to get my ass in gear,
08:15and I don't need to hear it again to remain here.
08:17I want to fucking be here.
08:18After the cauldron, I went up to her
08:21and said, welcome back, bitch.
08:23I was talking mad shit about you, girl.
08:25Before I could explain,
08:27she snapped and just hated me.
08:32But you've gone around and you've talked about
08:34everyone behind their back.
08:36That's not true.
08:37You are so two-faced right now.
08:38No, it's not.
08:39We've all heard it.
08:40Yeah, everyone hears it.
08:41You are delusional to your own actions.
08:43Who?
08:44Who's heard me talk about someone behind their back?
08:46I know Betty's been talking to people behind their backs,
08:49because she's been doing it to me.
08:50She's been talking to me about it.
08:52I literally don't care about this.
08:54I don't either.
08:55I can't do anything to lighten the mood at all.
08:57Yeah, I know.
08:58I can't even get a fucking laugh out of these people.
09:00Well, I didn't come here to fight with people.
09:02That's not what I got yesterday after the cauldron.
09:06When I was trying to be honest with you,
09:08I was trying to be rude.
09:10I'm just a very blunt person.
09:12You're right.
09:13And I'm very confident that I have not been shady towards you.
09:15I've been very much looking forward to being your friend.
09:17Girl, you didn't even let me speak.
09:19You didn't even let me get my words out
09:21before you immediately switched from jackal to hide.
09:25Because you two are so shady and so nasty
09:27that y'all were plotting against her.
09:29I learned that y'all were not friends
09:30or people that I would hang around in real life.
09:32Ditto.
09:33You're nasty.
09:34Ditto.
09:35Jade and I are in a fight right now,
09:36and I think it's time to bring out Petty Betty.
09:40Like, you're so rude.
09:41You're fake as fuck, girl.
09:42Okay, actually, I'm being real,
09:43and honestly, I'm kind because I put my best foot forward
09:45every day because I don't want to be so nasty and angry.
09:48Keep saying it.
09:49If you say it enough times, maybe it'll be true, girl.
09:51I know my faults,
09:52and I don't pretend to be a perfect person.
09:54I'm not a precious moments angel, girl.
09:57I never said I was.
09:58You were calling me that the other night
09:59when you were drunk and wasted.
10:00But it doesn't mean that it's true.
10:02Okay.
10:03Are you boozehound?
10:04You're jackal and hide.
10:06Let it out, girl.
10:07Let hide out.
10:08You're a very rude person.
10:09I am a rude person.
10:10Yes.
10:11And I own it.
10:12Okay.
10:13I am far too emotional not to be a real or honest person.
10:17I react poorly sometimes,
10:19but I put my best foot forward,
10:21and not always just engaging in immediate aggression
10:24does not make me not real or less of an honest person.
10:28Going back to Fangoria.
10:31Oh, shit.
10:33Attention, competitors.
10:34I'm taking this.
10:35Attention, competitors.
10:36Here we go.
10:37Please make your way to the main stage at this time.
10:57Welcome back, my cunty little cadavers.
11:01For this week's challenge,
11:03you'll all be heading to the high seas
11:05in our Ghost Ship of Glamour challenge.
11:09Your task is to conceptualize and create a unique look
11:12based on a glamorous ghost ship theme.
11:15Imagine a luxury cruise liner that was lost at sea,
11:18forever drifting in the waves,
11:20and haunted by the dismal souls who were lost aboard
11:23for all eternity.
11:26I want to stress that glamour
11:27is one of the four tenets of Dragula,
11:29so it's absolutely necessary this week
11:31for you to serve us G-L-A-M-O-U-R in abundance.
11:36There's also a very special surprise to this challenge.
11:39You will need to choreograph and perform
11:41a hauntingly beautiful lip sync show
11:44to our new song, Wicked Love.
11:49Which you can find streaming now on music platforms everywhere.
11:53The winner of this challenge will receive
11:55a $1,000 special effects makeup shopping spree
11:58to premiere products,
11:59which is one of the world's most prestigious
12:01special effects makeup companies.
12:04Whoever loses will die.
12:07Oh, and there's also a Fright Feat this week.
12:10For this week's Fright Feat,
12:11you must search out and find the key to life and death
12:15that has been hidden in the boudoir.
12:18Whoever finds the key will be able to use its powers
12:21to either save themselves from extermination
12:24or to put someone of their choice
12:26up for extermination this week.
12:29I can't think of anything more terrifying
12:31than potentially fucking up a performance to our new song.
12:35So we'll release you back to the boudoir
12:37to start looking for that key.
12:40And remember, for one of you,
12:42this floor show will be your last.
12:47Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
12:49Move, bitch!
12:51Where the fuck is it?
12:53Everyone looking under the table was like, what?
12:56This mansion is very dusty.
12:59Where the fuck?
13:02I don't know where you fucking hid that goddamn key,
13:05but it is not in that room.
13:07It's not in that room.
13:09It's not in that room.
13:11It's not in that room.
13:13It's not in that room.
13:15It is not in that room.
13:17Girl, that key ain't nowhere to be found.
13:19I know.
13:20Oh, I want to find this fucking key.
13:22I'm pissed I can't find it.
13:24I'm just rooting around in the dirt on the ground.
13:26Like, for sure it has to be somewhere low.
13:29I'm mad I can't find this key. I want it.
13:31Let's start ripping this room apart.
13:33Ah! I found tape.
13:35Come on, key. Where are you?
13:37I will find you.
13:39I know it's in this side. I can feel it.
13:41It just hit me. Maybe we're just dumb.
13:43It's a finite area. What the fuck?
13:45It's not like I'm surging over a town.
13:47Ah!
13:50That key ain't in here, girl.
13:52I mean, it would help if I knew what the fuck it looked like.
13:54What if no one finds it?
13:56What?
13:58Girl, we're going to be here all day.
14:01Son of a bitch.
14:05Never give up. Keep on looking.
14:07Oh, wait a minute.
14:09Ah! Yes! Yes!
14:12Fuck you! Fuck you!
14:14Don't say that!
14:16I found the fucking key.
14:18It was somewhere, and...
14:20It is in my sweet grasp.
14:22Betty, you in danger, girl.
14:24Are you worried?
14:26No. Some things need to be said.
14:28Some things need to be done.
14:30So...
14:32Well, with the key, I might save myself.
14:34I may send Betty home because she pissed me off.
14:36We don't know. Who can tell?
14:38I think Jade is going to play nice,
14:40and she's just going to save herself.
14:42I think Jade is going to
14:44put Betty up for extermination
14:46with this key,
14:48just to show Betty that she's came to play.
14:50I felt little, like, horns growing out of me,
14:52and I was like,
14:54oh, yes, this is going to be good.
14:56I probably would save my fucking self
14:58because I don't want to be in the bottom,
15:00and I want to continue, and I didn't come here really to be petty.
15:02I feel like I still, regardless, however I feel,
15:04I feel like you're an amazing competitor,
15:06and I don't want to go through an extermination again.
15:08It's just one less worry, and I can have fucking fun
15:10during this challenge.
15:12Even though Jade and I are butting heads right now,
15:14I don't think she's going to put me up for extermination.
15:16Jade is too worried about
15:18playing a goody-goody on the show.
15:20I'm really excited to sing the B'lazy song.
15:22I hope it's super gothy.
15:24Oh, I bet it's going to be great, yeah.
15:26I mean, they have good taste, so I'm pretty sure
15:28they're doing good things.
15:30I just want to win. I want to win something.
15:32Girl, I just want to stay out the damn bottom.
15:34I want to stay another episode. Oh, wait, I think I will.
15:36We have to perform
15:38the B'lazy new song this week,
15:40and I am not good at
15:42learning words fast, so I'm super nervous.
15:44I really don't want to
15:46fuck this up.
15:48Yeah, so speaking of fucking ghosts, I'm, like,
15:50ghost-obsessed. I love sneaking into cemeteries
15:52and smoking out with the truly departed,
15:54and I have the calling
15:56of a young
15:58Long Island medium.
16:00Oh, Jade, do you now? Maybe.
16:02Who all wants Jade to
16:04read their fortunes?
16:06Yeah, read my unfortunate. I'm down.
16:08Let's do it. Let's do it. I freaking
16:10love some ghosts. I swear
16:12that I'm a medium, so I'm ready.
16:14Let's call these motherfuckers.
16:18All right, guys. Oh, my God.
16:20Got the goods. She spent some
16:22good money on those candles.
16:24No expense for the spirits.
16:26It's not all.
16:28Oh, my God. Okay.
16:30All right.
16:32Well, still got it.
16:34Could we actually join hands, please?
16:36This is very serious.
16:38This is really vulnerable, you guys.
16:40All right. Let the tidings go.
16:42This is the goofiest thing
16:44on the planet right now.
16:46Saint.
16:48All right, I'm seeing you.
16:50I'm seeing breakfast foods.
16:52There's eggs, there's bacon,
16:54there's a biscuit. Will there be stilettos
16:56in our future? I feel like I see you
16:58in a full stiletto.
17:00Amazing. Wow, what a time.
17:02I feel so enlightened
17:04from this seance. I feel like I've got
17:06a whole new perspective, and also
17:08I feel like
17:10Saint's biscuits are okay.
17:12Dali. Uh-oh.
17:14I'm feeling
17:1675% off OnlyFans.
17:18This seance
17:20would be better if Jade knew how to read a bitch.
17:22Betty.
17:24Nope, nothing.
17:26Sorry, man.
17:28I'm actually really good at this.
17:30Oh, please. Let's see it, bitch.
17:32Can I see your hand?
17:34Can you do this? It fits.
17:40That one's right. It will fit.
17:44Gargoyle!
17:46Suck it! Get me out of here!
17:48You're all dark satin!
17:57So the challenge this week
17:59is Ghost Ship Glamour,
18:01and I wanted
18:03to give the illusion of water
18:05without actually
18:07covering myself in water or being wet.
18:09So I picked these fabrics, and I wanted
18:11to do things that were iridescent and flowy
18:13to make it ghosty.
18:15I'm trying to do something that's very
18:17Airté-inspired. It's getting there.
18:19It's getting there, but it's not quite there yet.
18:21I'm excited that it's a Lip Sync This Challenge
18:23because I love to perform,
18:25and it's definitely one of my strong suits.
18:27I hope it's not another group challenge.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:31Do not make it a group challenge.
18:33Please.
18:35Is it?
18:37I think because people think that this challenge
18:39is such a glamour-centered challenge,
18:41you should go maybe more humanoid,
18:43but this probably will be my most creature-esque
18:45drag that I've presented yet.
18:47She's not going to be like an evil monster.
18:49She's going to be more like
18:51a god of the ocean washing over humans.
18:53She's going to be very glamorous,
18:55but also she's going to have this grace to her.
18:57This is very, very Eastern-looking,
18:59and I'm really fucking excited.
19:01This is my favorite garment
19:03that has ever been put on my body,
19:05so I'm very excited.
19:07So, for Ghost Ship Glamour,
19:09since apparently I'm the fashion queen of the season,
19:11didn't see that coming.
19:13I just like fun shapes.
19:15I am doing, like, the captain of the ship.
19:17Like, this is my ship that y'all are ghosts on.
19:19Right now, I'm currently using
19:21an adhesive, and I just have
19:23a bunch of stones, and I'm
19:25just putting them in, like, sticking them on.
19:27It's this technique that pageant queens
19:29use called junk stoning.
19:31When you have to stone something really quick,
19:33instead of using rhinestones, you just use beads,
19:35and you smear them on, and it creates this
19:37barnacle-esque effect.
19:39And I've also, like, done that on the hat,
19:41and also the hair has that as well.
19:43Just, it makes it look like I'm covered in
19:45barnacles and wet.
19:47I was kind of inspired by
19:49a loungy kind of singer,
19:51and I kind of imagined her falling off the ship
19:53and kind of being covered
19:55in coral and just, like, all the barnacles
19:57and things at the bottom of the sea.
19:59I kind of love how the fabrics also kind of read
20:01where she almost got, like, wrapped up in sails
20:03and stuff like that. I said I was gonna do something
20:05small and simple, and then here we are.
20:07I definitely want to start putting myself
20:09out there and make sure that I am very present
20:11in this competition. It's so important after getting
20:13the critiques last week. My voice is gonna be heard.
20:15I'm definitely not going to be fading away anytime
20:17soon because I want to be here, and I'm ready
20:19to fucking fight for it.
20:21So my inspiration is
20:23a good old 80s movie, Ghostbusters.
20:25I like how the ghosts
20:27were all blue and ethereal looking.
20:29So I'm doing blue scale.
20:31I'm gonna do, like, completely
20:33shades of blues and grays
20:35and things on my face and my whole
20:37body and everything.
20:39So right now, I am shredding
20:41my gown a bit with
20:43this serrated knife
20:45to give it a little bit more of a
20:47haunted feel.
20:49You know what? It is technical. This is...
20:51No, I actually Googled, like,
20:53a lot of distressing techniques
20:55before I came here, and this is, like,
20:57a really popular one.
20:59Bitch, I've got a knife. Don't fuck with me.
21:01At the same time I'm
21:03working on my costume, I'm trying to
21:05figure out the lyrics to this song,
21:07which is fantastic,
21:09but, yeah, I'm terrible at learning
21:11words quickly, so I'm just
21:13trying to figure them out and write them down and get them stuck
21:15in my head.
21:17Alright,
21:19my glamorous ghouls, let's get this shit
21:21going, yeah?
21:23It's gonna sink.
21:25I just know it.
21:27Be careful. I have scissors.
21:29Ahh!
21:43Glamour.
21:53Glamour.
21:57It's a new week.
21:59It's Ghoul Shit Glamour, and I'm nervous
22:01because my garment is not done, but
22:03I'm a good performer.
22:05You don't belong there.
22:07I know.
22:09I want to be next to you.
22:11Oh, did I steal your seat?
22:13Yeah, it's fine. It's okay. I'll sit back here.
22:15I'll trade ya. I refuse to
22:17continue to feed into this.
22:19I felt very fortunate to find friendship
22:21with Betty. Jade!
22:23However, now all the laughing
22:25has now turned into just endless drama,
22:27and I hope that I can make things better, but
22:29it's not very easy so far.
22:31So Jade and I were kind
22:33of close at first, but
22:35one minute Jade is feeling this way, the next
22:37minute she's feeling that way, and I just,
22:39I can't keep up, but I'm loyal
22:41to a fault, and if you don't
22:43reciprocate, I'll go
22:45right for the jugular, because I'm what?
22:47Petty Betty.
22:49A.
22:51I can't, I'm doing my eyebrows.
22:53For a second.
22:55Ugh, let me put on my
22:57chola eyebrows and I can fucking do it.
22:59What? This is the look.
23:01This is the look.
23:03I look like a Mona Lisa?
23:05I assume Betty and Zaba go into the cauldron
23:07to talk shit about me. I mean,
23:09I just don't know how to make this better,
23:11so what do you do other than keep taking the beatings?
23:15What's going on? You don't talk to
23:17me. I know, I don't like you that much.
23:19So I'm just
23:21a little shook about my fight with
23:23Jade yesterday. What's going on? It made me
23:25a little distrusting of her. I can't talk
23:27to her about it because it immediately
23:29degrades into what it was yesterday.
23:31Sometimes. Give her back what she gives me.
23:33Just drop it. Just. Yeah.
23:35She can be in her feelings.
23:37Focus on you. It just sucks
23:39because I thought we were friends. Friends slap
23:41you sometimes. I didn't come here to argue
23:43with people. I feel like I made mistakes with
23:45kind of trusting people when I came here and now
23:47I just feel like I need to keep to myself
23:49a lot of ways, but at the same time be present.
23:51I know you're a little bit guarded, but I
23:53do appreciate you opening up to me a little bit
23:55when you do. You're a nice feel-good
23:57kind of creature. I am a sweet person.
23:59That is very much my demeanor,
24:01but it's also because I'm a very angry person.
24:03I went through, like, so much
24:05shit the past couple years that, like,
24:07I actively, in my mind, mentally try to
24:09like always be positive, you know? People take
24:11that as fake when really it's just like I'm trying so hard just to
24:13have, I don't know,
24:15good mental health. Right.
24:17I shouldn't have ever got myself involved in people that all talking
24:19shit and all that and I somehow
24:21found myself in the middle of that and now
24:23it's like I'm paying for it. She's so worried
24:25about how people are going to perceive
24:27her. I think she's also afraid to show her
24:29ugly. Like, bitch, I'll show my
24:31ass and show my ugly. She called me an alcoholic.
24:33Bitch, I know I'm an alcoholic.
24:35Jade called me an alcoholic in the boudoir
24:37and
24:39bitch, I might be.
24:41You don't have to tell me that.
24:43You called me rude. Bitch, I know I come off rude
24:45to people. I know I'm too blunt sometimes.
24:47I know that I don't
24:49sugarcoat things and I don't pick my words
24:51best. A lot of people don't like that.
24:53But, I mean, I am what I am. You're not going to change
24:55for them. Just be your fucking self. If they don't like it,
24:57they don't like it. That's my advice.
24:59Take it or leave it.
25:01Well, I'll take it. Okay.
25:03Thanks for talking to me. Well, I have to do my
25:05makeup in 30 minutes now because you fucking
25:07talk about a lot of shit.
25:09I'm just going to ignore
25:11it, honestly, or just not feed into it
25:13if that seems fake or whatever. I just feel like
25:15focusing on fine. That's what you were saying the other day.
25:17Yeah. So, that's what I want to fucking do and fucking
25:19win shit. I'm just, like, grateful
25:21to, like, even be here. Like, the belays have, like,
25:23thrown me bone after bone and I'm, like,
25:25Yeah, why ruin this opportunity on drama?
25:27Yeah, so, like, anytime that, like, someone's
25:29here and, like, you know, they're up for extermination,
25:31it's, like, always, like, it's hard not to
25:33remind them, like, hey, once you're, like, in,
25:35you're in and it's not going to be like this
25:37is, like, forever, you know?
25:39Damn, Betty, you did me
25:41wrong.
25:43Fuck you, whore. Like, I'm, like,
25:45talking about my emotions with this
25:47face? Jesus Christ.
25:57Bitch.
26:07Oh, fuck.
26:09Fuck.
26:11I have one item.
26:13I don't even have a shave.
26:15Bitch.
26:17Oh, fuck.
26:19Ah!
26:27Oh, fuck.
26:57Welcome,
26:59sirens, sea dogs, and lost
27:01spirits of the dark. This week, we're pulling
27:03up our anchors and setting sail for the
27:05dismal waters of the deep, dark sea.
27:07Tonight, we've challenged our
27:09competitors to design and create new drag
27:11looks based off of our nautical-inspired
27:13ghost ship theme.
27:15We're having a seaside seance like no
27:17other, and we are dying to see
27:19what we can pull up from the depths.
27:21As a second part to the challenge, our
27:23competitors must also prepare a lip-sync
27:25performance to our new song,
27:27Wicked Love, and perform it with all
27:29of the brilliance from the beyond worthy
27:31of a Roulet Brothers song.
27:33It is our absolute pleasure to have the legendary
27:35Fangoria magazine here to help us judge
27:37tonight's ghost ship challenge. Joining
27:39us below the decks as part of the judges' panel
27:41is the editor-in-chief of Fangoria,
27:43Phil Nobile Jr.
27:45Phil, darling, we are delighted to have you here
27:47tonight. Thank you for joining us.
27:49Everyone at Fango is a massive Dragula fan.
27:51It is a dream and honor for me to be here today.
27:53And our next guest judge is self-proclaimed
27:55Roulet Brothers' Dragula superfan,
27:57celebrated actor and star of Game of
27:59Thrones, best known for his portrayal
28:01of Hodor, Christian Nairn.
28:03Christian, darling, thank you
28:05so much for being here tonight. Honestly, I could
28:07not be more excited to be here. I've
28:09even dressed as a bat to be here, so
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31:33All right. One more showdown.
31:36My only regret so far in this episode
31:38is wearing this helmet.
31:40This is fucking really uncomfortable.
31:44You only speak the truth.
31:46Never let them see you sweat.
31:48You have to be like this.
31:50You have failed.
31:52Yeah, it's bad.
31:54It is bad, but you know what wasn't bad is the show tonight.
31:56Yeah, the show was good.
31:58I love that seven other artists that we love and admire
32:00were able to perform to our music
32:02and that was such a kind of a special thing.
32:04I can't wait to see it cut together in its final form.
32:06Yeah, I agree with that.
32:08I kind of want to check on where you think everybody is at right now
32:10I'm starting to focus a little bit on Betty.
32:12Okay.
32:14I don't know. I almost feel like she's plateauing.
32:16Although I think she looked flawless tonight.
32:18It's one thing to do decent in a competition
32:20and to be an amazing drag artist,
32:22but can you snatch the crown of Dragula?
32:24And if you can't, as we get closer,
32:26we need to kill all those people.
32:28You know, because that's what the game is, right?
32:30Of course, that is the game.
32:32But the thing is, it's like Dragula requires
32:34a certain set of skills
32:36and a certain style that maybe
32:38not all of them have at this point.
32:40But also a certain amount of ferocity and focus.
32:42Right.
32:44And that's why they need our special brand of love tonight
32:46because the race isn't over and there may be a few people
32:48that are lagging in the competition
32:50and we can give them the tough love that they need.
32:52Jade is still in the background a little bit,
32:54to be honest with you.
32:56But tonight was good for her.
32:58I thought that she made a lot of really smart decisions.
33:00I don't think tonight was her worst night by any means.
33:02No, no. I'm looking at the bigger picture.
33:04I'm looking at where they've come from
33:06and where their potential to continue is.
33:08And I'm just missing that punk, wild energy from her.
33:10She's very 5, 6, 7, 8.
33:12She's very presentational on stage.
33:14And she fits in well here,
33:16but if she can't break that pageantry,
33:18I don't know that she will be able to keep continuing.
33:20Dragula's hard.
33:22I mean, you have to fire off on all pistons.
33:24And I think that they're starting to melt down.
33:26You know, the pressure is starting to get to them.
33:28They're starting to turn on each other,
33:30which I hate to see.
33:32They may be melting down, but no one is melting down
33:34more than I am right now.
33:36Seriously, I know. Let's feel bad for ourselves.
33:38Let's feel bad for ourselves. I'm with you on that.
33:40Okay, so...
33:42That is enough.
33:44Do you have your opinions on who you like tonight?
33:46I do.
33:48And who you think could improve?
33:50Let's bring in our special guests and let them have it.
33:52Let's bring the judges in there.
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34:10Before we begin,
34:12I want to remind you that we are not here
34:14to judge your drag. Drag is art,
34:16and art is subjective.
34:18What we are judging you on is your drag
34:20as it relates to this competition
34:22and the challenges that we've put before you.
34:24This challenge had an added layer of intensity
34:26as you were performing to our newest song,
34:28Wicked Love.
34:30And to mess that up would have
34:32catastrophic consequences.
34:34With that being said,
34:36Jade,
34:38please step forward.
34:40This week,
34:42you found the key of life and death.
34:44This gives you the power
34:46to save yourself or put one of your fellow
34:48competitors up for extermination.
34:50Jade,
34:52how do you wish
34:54to use the key's power?
34:56I came in today
34:58kind of going back and forth.
35:00I thought I had made a decision,
35:02and sometimes people think
35:04that I'm not a player and I can't
35:06make strong decisions, but I think that
35:08I'm standing up here amongst incredible
35:10people who are working very, very hard,
35:12and the only person that I think is coasting along
35:14currently is Betty.
35:16So I would like to put her up
35:18for extermination.
35:22Betty,
35:24due to the key, you are up for
35:26extermination tonight.
35:30I'm pissed that Jade put me up
35:32for extermination, but kudos
35:34to her for finally being a real bitch.
35:36I honestly felt that Betty was going
35:38to be in the bottom regardless.
35:40She is changing everything about
35:42herself rather than being confident in
35:44being bitter Betty that she brought here.
35:46Jade,
35:48now that the key has shifted the rankings,
35:52you are safe. You may leave the stage.
35:54Thank you.
35:56The rest of you represent the weakest
35:58and the strongest spirits in tonight's
36:00Ghost Ship Challenge. The judges would
36:02like to offer you some critiques, and we will
36:04start with Saint.
36:06What I love about this look is that
36:08where other contestants went for
36:10passengers, you went for a member
36:12of the crew. The silhouette of that outfit
36:14is very striking to me, and your movement
36:16reminded me of the German silent horror films,
36:18Caligari and Nosferatu. That stuff was very cool.
36:20This look is giving me
36:22all of the fabulous fashions from
36:24Seven Fathoms Down. There's so much going
36:26on from the cut of the coat, the high waist,
36:28all of the buttons, this dramatic hip.
36:30I would still like to see a little bit more expression
36:32in your movement. You hit some of those dramatic
36:34notes, but not all of them.
36:36I find it a little hard to see your facial expressions
36:38from behind your wig, and I know
36:40there's a lot going on there, so it's a shame to hide it.
36:42As beautiful as the look is,
36:44I have an issue with the shoes.
36:46I don't like the shoes at all.
36:48As far as the performance goes,
36:50I could get a little more energy from you
36:52than maybe as your Achilles heel in a way,
36:54but I think you did a good job of the lip sync,
36:56and it was moody, so I appreciated that you
36:58stayed in the correct tone for it,
37:00maybe just up a notch or two.
37:02Thank you. Moving on to Hoso.
37:04When I first saw you, I was
37:06a little confused, but
37:08your performance, you committed
37:10100% to the character that you portrayed.
37:12For me, that's the most important thing.
37:14I really enjoyed it. Thank you.
37:16There wasn't a lot of glamour here,
37:18and this is a Ghost Ship glamour challenge.
37:20I can understand different cultural sensibilities.
37:22That's something that I can appreciate,
37:24but I think as far as the glamour portion
37:26of tonight's criteria, it's a miss for me.
37:28What I was really taken with was that
37:30it was a narrative, that you were telling a story,
37:32and the emotion of this story, there was pain
37:34and there was struggle. That was really compelling.
37:36I do have to agree, if glamour
37:38was the marching orders, you went another way.
37:40Hoso, talk to me about
37:42how you feel you addressed
37:44glamour in this look. I feel the most
37:46glamorous I've been in this whole competition.
37:48I tried to portray
37:50this godly, spiritual being,
37:52and I think this gown just
37:54represents it so well, and I feel fucking
37:56glamorous. I don't know what to say.
37:58I like the inspiration as well,
38:00and I like that you're owning it, you're feeling glamorous,
38:02and that's great, but I also am missing
38:04the literal glamour from your look overall.
38:06Sigourney.
38:08So let's cut right to it.
38:10Your lip sync, I think one of the strongest of the night.
38:12You nailed just about every word,
38:14which I really appreciate. Why?
38:16Because, well, we wrote those words.
38:18You sort of rolled out onto the stage,
38:20kind of like the storm, and delivered
38:22a performance that the spirit of the song
38:24was also written in. And when you took
38:26that dramatic moment to raise your arms
38:28and your dress kind of mirrored
38:30the sails of a ship, it was just pristine.
38:32Thank you.
38:34It's a sparkly gown with a piece of fabric.
38:36Wow. Haute couture.
38:38We've seen it. It's not always glamour.
38:40Because it's not a drag glamorous
38:42competition. There's horror-filled and glamour.
38:44And all we've seen
38:46is glamour.
38:48I feel like I should share something with you guys. I'm not just an actor.
38:50My showbiz career started with being
38:52a drag artist. I was Ireland's first drag monster.
38:54Wow! So I'm not just here
38:56offering silly pieces of advice. I was
38:58completely blown away by you. You came out with power.
39:00You reminded me of a Kate Bush video.
39:02You know, like Wuthering Heights.
39:04What a compliment.
39:06So I was completely blown away. You look beautiful.
39:08Thank you.
39:10You are a glamorous ghost.
39:12You succeeded in the challenge. I think as far as your performance,
39:14you delivered it in the style
39:16in which we designed the song to be.
39:18So well done. Wow.
39:20Thanks, guys.
39:22Let's move on to Dali.
39:24Dali, I think you did a
39:26fantastic job with the lip sync. You did
39:28not mask yourself at all.
39:30You had your mouth facing the cameras at all times
39:32and you nailed it. So well done.
39:34Thank you. This character, I could see having a horror
39:36franchise. This looks like a Babadook or a Coffin Joe
39:38to me. If there was a series of
39:40water-themed horror movies about this character,
39:42I would be first in line.
39:44Again, I'm kind of lost for words. You came as a boat.
39:46I literally am the boat.
39:48Your lip sync was flawless
39:50and it had attitude.
39:52It had everything and
39:54I was gooped.
39:56Dali, you look so pretty with this mustache.
39:58I couldn't handle it.
40:00This porthole belt buckle is
40:02the moment. The fact that it lights up
40:04was such a pleasant surprise.
40:06This was just overall a really solid
40:08performance of Wicked Love for you.
40:10It was beautiful. Thank you.
40:12I feel confident that I'm in the top this week
40:14and that I might even win this. Imagine that,
40:16a creature doing a glamour challenge.
40:18Let's talk about Betty.
40:20I love the way you made monochromatic
40:22choices here. You worked within
40:24one color palette down to your accessories.
40:26Your phone matches your dress. It was
40:28great stuff there. I loved the bit where you took
40:30your pearls off and
40:32got angry. I was hoping they would tear
40:34but the damn thing was too well made.
40:36I saw you having a bit of a wrestle.
40:38Like I've said many times here on stage,
40:40if you're going to use a prop on stage, make sure it works.
40:42When you went to rip your pearls and they
40:44didn't break, that was sort of a malfunction
40:46that's hard to overlook at this point in the competition.
40:48I did notice a few
40:50mishaps in some of the pickups on the lip sync.
40:52I think you did have that microphone which allowed
40:54me to cover up those little mishaps
40:56which I'm no stranger to, but it's my
40:58job to pay attention. When you're doing the body makeup,
41:00the details are in behind the arms
41:02or when your gloves move. In the gag
41:04of ripping off the pearls, what it revealed
41:06was a flaw in the makeup application.
41:08It had come away. And it rubbed it off.
41:10Just those small things really matter at this
41:12stage because there are six very
41:14hungry sharks in the water fighting
41:16to be out in front. So those little
41:18mistakes do count. Thank you.
41:20Alright, Zavaleta.
41:22Hi. The tone of the song is a little
41:24slower and I felt you
41:26were a little too fast in the
41:28beginning. It was a choice.
41:30I don't think it was necessarily bad, but I would have liked
41:32to see you perform it a little slower.
41:34But I do think you look fantastic and I love the
41:36jewels on your hands. Yeah, those claws are
41:38everything. Yeah, the nails, you cannot
41:40say enough about the nails. They are very
41:42striking. I wish that the rest of your outfit
41:44was on that level of taking me
41:46aback so much. I think that it just
41:48maybe wasn't as big as some of your colleagues
41:50looks were. I agree with you.
41:52Above your drag character, I think
41:54it's important to make character choices during
41:56each performance. If you hear
41:58a word like rigor mortis in a song
42:00really act out what the word means, you can
42:02really make that a part of the performance and
42:04just elevate it. Tonight you were the girl
42:06trapped beneath the waves for me. I think
42:08that sometimes songs have like an energy.
42:10I think there was just a little bit of a disconnect
42:12between the energy of your performance and
42:14then the energy with which we sang the song.
42:16Thank you. I get it. It's your song.
42:18But if you want to
42:20that's Sigourney. That's her.
42:22Not me.
42:24Saint.
42:26Great job tonight.
42:28You are safe and you may leave the stage.
42:30Thank you.
42:32Oh girl, I'm mad right now.
42:34I'm mad. I should have won this one. This was
42:36like Saint's week and it wasn't.
42:38I'm calling the manager.
42:40That means
42:42Dolly and Sigourney.
42:44You are the strongest performers
42:46tonight, but there can only be
42:48one ghost to escape their oceanic
42:50prison and be declared the winner of
42:52tonight's challenge.
42:54And that ghost is
42:58Sigourney Beaver.
43:02Sigourney, congratulations.
43:04Sigourney, huh? Both you
43:06and Dolly did a great job tonight. You may leave
43:08the stage.
43:10I just won and I didn't see that
43:12coming. Should have asked
43:14Jade.
43:16Your ghost ship
43:18looks and performance has got you caught up in the
43:20undertow and that means the two of you
43:22will be joining Betty in the extermination
43:24tonight. I'm in the bottom again
43:26even though I don't think
43:28I deserve to be here.
43:30I'm afraid this might be a death sentence for me
43:32and I absolutely
43:34have Jade to thank for that.
43:36For tonight's extermination challenge, we'll be
43:38taking you all out to sea.
43:40You'll be submerged in the waters of the
43:42ocean where you'll be photographed with our
43:44special spectral photography cameras.
43:46If you can give us good face
43:48and are able to model while under duress,
43:50you will survive the extermination.
43:52However, if you are
43:54unable to find the light as they say,
43:56you will be sucked down into a
43:58deep, dark, watery grave
44:00forever. Jesus Christ.
44:02After the extermination, we
44:04will consider your scores in tonight's floor show
44:06along with how well you scored in the
44:08extermination and we will then decide
44:10who will live
44:12and who will die.
44:14It's sink or swim, my ghoulish little guppies.
44:16Good luck.
44:24I love it.
44:26I love it.
44:28I love it.
44:30I can do that.
44:32I bring myself in what I do.
44:34So, today's
44:36cauldron is just a big fucking hot mess.
44:38So far, we have Saint completely upset about their critiques
44:40even though they're in the top. Well, you just missed
44:42the mark. We have Hosoh thinking this is complete bullshit.
44:44It's bullshit. Nobody's congratulating
44:46Sigourney on her win. Fuck, dude.
44:48And whatever the fuck Jade and Zavala are doing. Thank you.
44:50You're welcome. Goodnight. Oh, goodnight.
44:52We're best friends.
44:54Fuck off. Let's take a look at how this all started,
44:56shall we?
44:58Jade put me in the bottom
45:00because she was trying to prove a point
45:02and this could seal my fate.
45:04But karma's a bitch. Are you all
45:06up for extermination? All doing it.
45:08Whoa. We have to
45:10go into the ocean and take pictures.
45:12It's like I sent you on a vacation, kind of.
45:14Also, they did say your look
45:16was fashion and you look amazing, Sigourney, but
45:18it's just like I'm showing up at like
45:20250% and it just seems like
45:22it's being met with, well, you just missed
45:24the mark a little bit. Like, obviously, I'm not
45:26in the bottom and I don't want to take away
45:28from y'all's moment and I'm sorry.
45:30Well, you are, Blanche. You are.
45:32I get where Saint's coming from, but girl,
45:34putting people in the bottom and then you're complaining
45:36that you're in the top is not a great look.
45:38I'm putting in a lot of time,
45:40effort, and work on
45:42everything that I'm doing and somebody who
45:44is like doing way less work
45:46is like, and that's, I'm not
45:48shading you at all. It's true, though.
45:50I have changed everything about myself
45:52since the beginning. I've gone
45:54above and beyond. You have show
45:56horror, you have show filth, and
45:58it's glamour. Glamour, glamour.
46:00It's straggler. There's three assets.
46:02All the glamour girls pull up to white contacts
46:04and they're spooky. I don't think Sagrina
46:06should've won. Cause we're done.
46:08We're done with the same silhouette. I mean, honestly,
46:10Betty, it sucks that that had happened, but what I
46:12said was honestly the truth. I'm so proud of you
46:14for showing the real you, girl. Some girls have
46:16to step on other girls to get ahead and you've shown that.
46:18And some people are completely delusional. Now let me finish what I'm
46:20saying since you've spoken enough.
46:22I've had somewhat of an upward trajectory
46:24since I've been here. Yes, I started at
46:26the bottom, but you've been safe the
46:28entire time. You were in the bottom, not me.
46:30In our thing, in the rock band, you were
46:32also very weak. All you did was fuel Mary's
46:34fire to be mean to Sigourney. Can we
46:36not talk about that anymore?
46:38I'm so fucking tired of that.
46:40No, I'm not. Okay.
46:42Fuck that. No, I don't even have time.
46:44Fuck that. Let's be real.
46:46I shouldn't even be here. I was put here
46:48by a bitch. I don't think I've been this mad
46:50like ever. Like,
46:52it's bullshit. Like, bullshit.
46:54Bullshit, bullshit.
46:56Bullshit.
46:58I just don't see hustle.
47:00Glamour. I agree.
47:02Glamour is weird.
47:04I thought I looked fucking glamorous. I was ready
47:06to go and win. Again,
47:08I can confidently say that
47:10in my concept, in my mind, this was
47:12the perfect Ghost Ship glamour. And I'm not
47:14going to talk about other people when I'm angry because
47:16I get really fucking mean when I do that.
47:18So I'm not going to do that. I'm not trying to put other people
47:20down. Sigourney, congratulations.
47:22But... I'm sorry all this is happening.
47:24You're winning. Because you should be happy.
47:26You should be able to celebrate your win.
47:28I'm sorry. I didn't. There was no way
47:30looking like this that you were in the bottom.
47:32Kind of.
47:34I freaking adore you. I'm like,
47:36we're just here to have fun. Yeah.
47:38You really did pull the padge though.
47:40I know.
47:42All I know is that I shouldn't be in the bottom. That's all I'm going to
47:44say because... Who? Name them. Give it.
47:46Okay. I think Betty, you should be in the bottom.
47:48I just think that this is underwhelming
47:50and I'm sorry. I'm so excited that Hustle
47:52finally found her voice. Finally.
47:54Took time. But she found it.
47:56She's a bitch. A little one. But I love it.
47:58I wasn't really impressed with Sigourney's
48:00look. And I can...
48:02If Sigourney's comfortable, I can see it in front of her face too.
48:04Girl, my thing is I'm taking risks
48:06every single week.
48:08I love you, Betty. But at this time,
48:10we're in competition. I think you're
48:12in danger, girl.
48:14I've thought about that too. But I also have to keep
48:16thinking about where I started. I was that
48:18before I came here.
48:20Before I came here. That is the drag that I did.
48:22Listen. 100%.
48:24I don't have to come in here and
48:26change myself to fit anything
48:28because I bring myself
48:30in what I do every week
48:32because I know who I am. I did.
48:34Sounds like you've been changing it this whole time.
48:36I did. But where's the car?
48:38Where's the belt?
48:40Wait, didn't you say you were copying Sigourney
48:42when you first created Bitter Betty? That's ironic.
48:44Girl, just don't even start with
48:46the drama again because you love to
48:48do this, baby. You love to do this and run away.
48:50No, baby. No, no, no.
48:52I am done with you because you do this
48:54and be like, be done with me.
48:56Say it to their face if you're going to be
48:58a real ass bitch. No, no, no.
49:00No, you're not. Period.
49:02Don't want to be like this, so I'll stay the way I am.
49:04Well, keep doing that, bitch.
49:06Keep doing your Taylor Swift because you are
49:08looking very cheap, baby. That
49:10fabric is $2.
49:12That looks cheap. That's why you're in the bottom.
49:14No, no, no. This is
49:16very John Galliano.
49:18That is very
49:20Gaby, Gaby.
49:22Oh, be careful, girl. That is your
49:24drag. Calm down. Shut up. I'm done.
49:26I will tell you to their face.
49:28Whenever you're ready to be a real ass bitch.
49:30I am. I am being a real ass bitch.
49:32I just don't act crazy like this.
49:34You are so isolated. This real bitch
49:36checks on me. I don't have to be like...
49:38I literally did earlier. You just pick and choose who you want to line with.
49:40I'm done. Thank you. I'll give her credit
49:42where it's due. She's finally starting to be
49:44the real bitch that she is.
49:46And it ain't cute. It was like you got what you wanted.
49:48There you go. I mean, you guys want me to be
49:50so bad. Whatever, man. I could care less.
49:52Who cares? Have fun being mad.
49:54Okay. Sounds fun. Thank you.
49:56You're welcome. Good night. Good night.
49:58We're best friends.
50:00Fuck off. Whatever the fuck
50:02Jade and Zavala are doing is the most
50:04childish fuckery that I have seen
50:06on this show. I can not.
50:08Oh, fuck you. I can do that too.
50:10Wow. We're the same.
50:12We're not the same. I would never wear that.
50:14They were literally just mocking each other
50:16like children. Oh, you're in the bottom, and I'm not.
50:18You're right. We're not the same. Because you found the key, baby.
50:20You are still safe. You're in the bottom.
50:22I've been winning. I've been on the top. How many exterminations?
50:24Got it. Thank you. Good night.
50:26The cauldron got a little heated today, and it is
50:28bubbling over.
50:30I wasn't really impressed with your look today.
50:32I thought it was very basic. I thought the cape was
50:34really a piece of fabric that wasn't...
50:36That was just... I'm getting weird. Sorry.
50:38I don't... What?
50:40Let's not...
50:42Because we're all going to be fucking friends after this.
50:44I know, and I'm not...
50:46That's why I stopped. I don't want to be mean to you right now.
50:48This energy in the cauldron today is
50:50foul and nasty,
50:52and I hate it.
50:54I don't understand why
50:56every time someone gets mad,
50:58a target is on my fucking
51:00back.
51:02Yeah, that's not right. Yeah, and I don't want to
51:04add to that.
51:06The pressure of this situation
51:08has gotten to all of us,
51:10and it is showing
51:12all of our worst sides.
51:14We're all so much better than this.
51:16Take a deep breath.
51:18I know I'm being nasty. I know.
51:20I'm not complaining.
51:22I have to get a shit shot out of my
51:24goddamn ass.
51:26Fuck off!
51:28Because I am dumb with a fakeness.
51:32Thanks for tuning into this week's cauldron.
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