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00:00Welcome back, uglies.
00:16We do hope you've had enough time to recover from last week's two-part episode.
00:21These monsters are really starting to drop like flies around here.
00:24And while we're sad to see them go, remember...
00:28That means we are one step closer to crowning our next drag supermonster.
00:33And speaking of drag supermonsters, so far we've spent a lot of time here on planet Earth.
00:39But in order to receive and wield the power of Dragula, you must also be able to conquer
00:44the challenges of deep space.
00:47And that's just where we're headed for this week's challenge, with the help of my new
00:51Sonic Transducer.
00:53This Sonic Transducer, is it, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato-physio-molecular-transport
01:01device?
01:02Yes, Drag.
01:03It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time.
01:06But it seems a friend has found a means of perfecting it.
01:09A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter, and then projecting it through
01:14space, and who knows, even time itself.
01:19And speaking of...
01:21You should leave now while it's still possible.
01:24We're about to beam the entire house to the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania.
01:31So say goodbye to all this, and hello to oblivion!
01:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:40ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:44What is it, D?
01:47Ha ha ha ha!
01:48Oh!
01:49Look!
01:50Oh my God!
01:51Oh my!
01:52Hi!
01:53Hi!
01:54So, last week, our team won the Battle of the Bands, and Anna and Neo were in the bottom.
01:59And I'm worried about Anna!
02:02Who do we think's coming back?
02:05To be realistic, I really feel like Anil is coming back.
02:08I mean, like, Anna's been in the bottom, and she just hasn't been giving it, like, her best.
02:13I saw, like, little glimpses of Anna opening up and getting more feisty.
02:18But I don't know if the glimmers were enough.
02:20I think she needed more shine.
02:22Neo has definitely been ahead.
02:25Yeah.
02:26So I'd love to see her go home!
02:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:29I definitely think Anna went home.
02:31I couldn't imagine this competition without Neo.
02:33She has so much to showcase, for sure.
02:36Neo has been impressing every week.
02:38Just because she fell short serving a little ooh, when we needed ehh!
02:41Yeah.
02:42I think she needs to come back.
02:43Maybe she'll come back in with her guitar purse on her shoulder.
02:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
02:47Just scooping some music out.
02:49That she's not gonna be touching.
02:50That's it, just the air.
02:51Oh my.
02:52Good morning, America!
02:54Woo!
02:55Woo!
02:56Woo!
02:57Woo!
02:58Woo!
02:59Woo!
03:00I think they are fucking.
03:03For sure.
03:04They're definitely fucking.
03:06It feels so amazing to be back.
03:09I got the most memorable souvenir from the Dragon experience.
03:13I cannot wait to slay the game again.
03:15Wait, wait!
03:16Where's the tattoo?
03:17Let me see it!
03:18Where did you get it?
03:19On your...
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:22Oh my goodness!
03:23Girl, you are crazy!
03:25What is it?
03:26It is a flying bird with testicles as body.
03:31Ha ha ha ha ha!
03:34What about with Anna's?
03:35Anna had a tramp stamp.
03:38It is a bird with a double end cock.
03:41And she improv a little bit and said nuts tonight.
03:45Oh my god.
03:46So she's a cum dump.
03:48Ha ha ha ha!
03:49I mean, if I was up for extermination, I would have gotten that tattoo.
03:52But would I want that on my body?
03:54Absolutely fucking not.
03:56Ha ha ha!
03:57Get it?
03:58Come on.
03:59Why do we think Anna went home?
04:00I know that Anna is pretty well known in the UK,
04:03but I was actually never impressed with her looks.
04:07I was surprised by everyone else all the fucking time, but even JK.
04:11Let's relax.
04:12Ha ha ha!
04:13I forgot for a second.
04:15Oh, we made up!
04:17For the rock challenge.
04:18You know what?
04:19Orc, we fighting again.
04:20To be fair, I really think Anna really break out of her shell
04:23and really showed us legit rock star on the stage.
04:26But this is a very high level drag competition.
04:28We need 2,000%.
04:30I think I stayed over Anna because I showed more rock and roll energy
04:35and just more overall fire in the extermination challenge.
04:38And, you know, going through this extermination really cleared my mind
04:43and made me realize something very painful and actually very deep and sad,
04:48that I just can't play guitar.
04:52Ha ha ha!
04:55You have to fuck a lot of guitarists to be that good at pretending to play guitar.
04:59I just can't.
05:00Well, I'm glad to see you're back, Sissy.
05:03I'm so happy to be back in the competition.
05:07And also the competition is still early.
05:09We are only halfway there.
05:11We have way too many bitches in the room.
05:14So who knows what's going to happen?
05:16There is a lot of competition here,
05:18and I'm looking at those people who have the W underneath their belt.
05:23Is there anyone specific you want to take out?
05:25It will be a challenge to take out these three and this one right here.
05:30I think I could pretty much take you out, girl.
05:32Okay.
05:33Not to dinner.
05:34I want to take you out for a purely personal reason.
05:37Now what did I do this time?
05:39You took my brother out of this competition.
05:41I didn't get a say in that.
05:42I don't care.
05:43They put a song on and I said go.
05:44I don't care.
05:45Well, I think my biggest obstacle is Ne-Yo right here.
05:48But I think what I have is something that you don't have,
05:51and I think that's what's going to propel me past you.
05:53So watch out, bitch.
05:55Wait, what is it that you have that she doesn't?
05:57I definitely have to say, like, Throb.
05:59I would definitely love to knock your ass out real quick,
06:01and I definitely for sure have his spot in that three.
06:05I want to take Throb out because the first night we met he came for me.
06:09Fantasia, I'd love to see what kind of monster you are.
06:12And you call yourself a monster?
06:13Absolutely.
06:14Oh, okay. We'll see.
06:15And I knew that it was going to be a little bad blood between us.
06:19I think I would want to take out, honestly, Blackberry.
06:22I know it's important to be buttoned up,
06:24but the whole point of Dragula is being a little punk.
06:26I feel like when you're too polished,
06:28it removes some of the personality from the drag.
06:31I would definitely choose you.
06:33I want to be on the top with the best ones,
06:37and I think you're taking the spot of so many talented people,
06:41and I embraced you for the Rock Challenge,
06:45but you have to prove us wrong.
06:47I can laugh a lot of shit off,
06:48but what you're not going to do is sit here
06:50and make it seem like I'm here by some mistake.
06:52I did not take a spot. I earned this spot.
06:54So you can say that you don't like my drag.
06:56You're not going to say I took this from somebody else.
06:58I already said that.
07:00No, you literally said I took the spot of talented people.
07:03And?
07:04And I'm a talented person that earned my spot here.
07:07Watch those fucking words.
07:08So I would say, Blackberry, you are full of surprises.
07:12I want to kill the surprise as soon as possible.
07:15So in the future, there's no more surprise.
07:19Oh!
07:20There it is!
07:23Yeah!
07:24Throw it over.
07:25Yeah.
07:32Yeah!
07:35Are they getting bloodier?
07:37I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
07:43Okay.
07:44Y'all strange enough already?
07:46You see, we've spent far too much time on Earth.
07:50And it's high time we shift our sonic transducers
07:54and transport this entire mansion and all of you in it
07:58into deep space.
08:00Yeah!
08:01For our next challenge, Pleasure Planet X.
08:05Yeah!
08:08For this floor show, you must use your drag skills
08:11to transform yourselves into intergalactic new personas.
08:15In our galaxy, sex work is work, and business is booming.
08:20Yes, we are alive.
08:22You will not only model your new looks
08:24on our interstellar main stage,
08:26but you will also have to write scripts that market
08:28and sell your intergalactic goods
08:30and act your script out during the floor show.
08:33Your goal is to really make us want what you're selling.
08:36So while your looks do matter,
08:38your acting ability and charisma are just as important
08:41this time around.
08:42So make sure you bring your inner lesbian thespian to the stage
08:45if you don't want to get injected into deep space.
08:49Good luck, my little Martians.
08:52And remember, don't dream it.
08:55Beat.
08:56Yeah!
09:00Oh, my God!
09:02I feel like it's pretty encouraging,
09:04having a challenge based around sex work,
09:06and especially for people like me to be a part of the challenge
09:09because I get to tell the story of being an actual sex worker.
09:13I cannot wait for Pleasure Planet.
09:16I went to school for musical theater,
09:18so an acting challenge is right up my alley.
09:21So since we're all great at acting,
09:23how about we do some impersonation?
09:25There has to be somebody here,
09:27and we'll just guess who you're trying to impersonate.
09:29Oh, my God!
09:30Like, I was in a bottom last week,
09:32but this week I have got so much fire in me.
09:35Let's fucking kill this challenge!
09:37That's you down.
09:39That's you!
09:41Miss, do I sound like that?
09:43Yeah!
09:45Guess the laugh.
09:47Ch-c-c-ch-c-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
09:50Ch-c-c-c-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
09:54First of all, baby, I am an entertainer.
09:57It does not matter what kind of music you put in front of me!
10:00I will entertain, and I will give you shows.
10:03Come on, Mama Swan, give me the crowd.
10:06I want to see y'all get sexy. Can we see some sex?
10:17Bitch I'm all about taking
10:27Fantasia and Cynthia kissing is like two sisters kissing each other tonight. Not sexy. I didn't kiss my sister. She kissed me
10:34I am from the Midwest
10:36Oh
10:42It'll be a shame if you fell off that table and have to leave the competition
10:47Neo you better watch out
10:53Oh my god, oh
10:55Well, I know I'm feeling horny, I don't know about everyone else but mine comes from a very real place
11:01I'm feeling fucking sexy at this point. Let's go get some fucking
11:07I'm a sexy bitch. I'm a sexy bitch
11:18My inspiration for pleasure planet is a alien sugar baby and her whole body is covered by tits
11:25She has boob tits. She has testicles and she has hip tits and all these tits will get her paid and right now
11:33I'm working on the 3d printed alien tongue. I
11:36Sculpted the tongue and printed with TPU material
11:39I really like to combine the traditional handcraft with 3d printing technology
11:45I don't like to use 3d printed objects the fresh out of the machine
11:49I feel like it doesn't have a soul when you put your actual craft into it
11:54I feel like that's when the art piece start to have a life
11:57So my inspiration for pleasure planet X is I'm going to be an influencer on Uranus
12:03I'm about to go live on my flip phone the hottest phone in the galaxy and I'm going to try and
12:09Persuade my followers to go and subscribe to my just for aliens account. So right now I'm giving her a manicure or is it a pedicure?
12:16I'm giving her a cure on her toes because she needs it desperately such great these shoes
12:21I took some foam and I wrapped it up in some tape put some fabric over it and attached it to the shoe and then
12:28I went ahead and spray-painted the whole entire shoe pain and homage paying hummus to Titans when they have the shoe challenge a
12:36Lot of my friends are sex workers and strippers. So I wanted something really joyful and playful but a little
12:45My guy, he's very slutty. He's very princely. He's feminine. He's masculine
12:50He's everything you could want one package. So per usual I'm
12:55Stoning
12:56Everything I don't stone all my looks but if I'm gonna stone something I like to go pretty
13:01Crazy and from my years of doing burlesque, you know
13:04One of my favorite parts about that aesthetic is the pasties you wear because breasts like mine are illegal to look at so I'm just making
13:12Sure all four of his nipples have a little extra sparkle
13:24I
13:30Really wanted to pull throb aside because
13:32Throb was someone that really comforted me and made sure that I kept my head in the game
13:35But they were also a friend
13:36So this morning when they tell me that they're gonna try to take me out it kind of really hurt
13:42So I just want to know where their heads at. I don't like that. You're harboring these
13:46Negative feelings for Oh having a hand in sending Jarvis home. I don't hold anything
13:52Actually that intense towards you it's just a principal thing Jarvis was my rock coming in here
13:57I was sad to see him go and in his honor. I'd love to send you home, too
14:02Can you see how that makes me feel though? It was like now that Anna's gone. I don't have a lot of
14:09Allies in that room. I always thought you were my person so to hear my name today really fucking honestly hurt
14:14I'm gonna be very very honest with you because I do respect you. I'm nobody's ally here. That's just
14:21Jarvis's you're ready to avenge it
14:24Jarvis in the end. I would have put him into the ground. This is a game and I'm simply playing it
14:29We're halfway through the competition. I want to get to the end game talk out of the way
14:33It just felt like you weren't even a friend because I said you you've seen the work that I put into this and so
14:40Right now and they say you can have a guaranteed top three spot, but you have to send problem right now
14:45What would you do? I would do it, but that's not what's happening. That was that's why it's not about being
14:49But there were five other people it felt more personal coming from you
14:53I'm playing a game and right now you're my target and next week
14:57It'll be somebody else and next week. It'll be somebody else and it has nothing to do with me not being your friend
15:02So I'm sorry, you're taking it so personally didn't love the I'm sorry you but I'll take that
15:07It very much feels like now that we're getting more intense that throb is in full game
15:12The friend I had when there were still 11 of us here is not the same friend. That is here
15:17I can be friendly towards JK, but still want to take them out of the competition. It's not
15:23Mutually exclusive we can be friends and chat and whatever later
15:27But for right now what I'm here for is to see if I can win this thing
15:32I can see you're still kind of in your head, but there's a lot to do and I'm gonna get to work
15:37I want you to go back in that room and I want you to look at what you have to work on and that's where you're
15:42Gonna put all of your energy and you move that target somewhere else cuz I'm not going nowhere. I can't be killed. Yeah, we'll see
16:03Bitch it's pleasure planet
16:06Leaked so fucking hard. Okay, let me try that one more time
16:11Bitch today, it's pleasure planet egg, but I'm so excited. I have something very sexy up my sleeve and
16:19Thank anybody's ready for this. Can everybody pitch their best orgasm? Well, y'all know I'm always with bears. So it's mostly like
16:27Oh
16:38Yeah, they love that it's like scorpion from Mortal Kombat I'm just like get over here oh my god
16:49Fantasia had the best orgasm. It got me a little hot. Okay. Okay. So for the record an
16:55Orgasm should sound happy. They sounded like they were fucking dying
17:25Oh
17:36Attention
17:40The floor show is about to begin the floor show is about to begin
17:55I
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18:38Welcome to deep space uglies
18:41Tonight we've challenged our drag monsters to draw inspiration from the science fiction genre to conceptualize and create new
18:48original looks and characters for tonight's floor show theme
18:51Pleasure planet X on pleasure planet X pleasure is big business and in addition to creating and modeling their new looks
18:59Our remaining competitors must also write a script and act out a sales pitch for their provocative services here on pleasure planet X
19:07Here to help us judge tonight's interstellar presentation is our dear friend
19:12Celebrated actor writer and horror icon in his own right the one and only David Das Malchand
19:19David darling, welcome back to the judges panel. I do hope you came hungry for some sin. So very ravenous
19:29And our next judge is actor and star of the terrifier film series the gorgeous and deadly Lauren Lavera
19:38Lauren welcome to the show. I am honored to be here
19:41Thank you so much for having me and I am very excited for some intergalactic intercourse
19:46All right, it looks like the sonic transducer has just been activated and that means it's almost time
19:54So without further ado, let's dim the lights start the music and let the floor show begin
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26:48People people pop-up
26:51Hi sinners. I know I know it's amazing to see me again. I haven't been live in a really long time
26:59Anyways, don't subscribe to my just for fans because that's it's about to drop and you want to pick me because I actually
27:07Have
27:13Greetings earthlings. Have you ever wanted experience in intergalactic alien sex robot?
27:19well, I
27:21Have the newest hottest digital design for sexual pleasure pleasure pleasure pleasure
27:28I'm equipped with malware
27:30Spyware and I have the hottest newest firewalls firewalls firewalls firewalls
27:37Call me now at zero zero zero one zero one zero zero zero complete with nuts bolts and extension cords
27:48Hey there sex kitten
27:49Are you looking for a pleasure model that gives it just as hard in the front as you can take it from the back?
27:56We'll have some good news for you because I'm about to be the first in your universe
28:04When you get to pleasure planet look up love pump the one and the only
28:09Because why would you settle for the rest if you can simply afford the best?
28:14Oh
28:22Everybody's welcome to touch my pleasure spots
28:27What if you do?
28:29You should pay the price
28:32Give away your fucking skin for me
28:44Well, howdy there folks my name is
28:53But y'all can call me Lloyd I got the wettest set of lips you ever did see and I'm a cheap date
29:00I promise mister if you can get me trucking I'll get to suck it. I know that's right
29:14Are you a sugar daddy with a lot of money
29:20Cuz I'm a sugar baby with a lot of
29:27$10,000 a month you can fuck my breath
29:33$20,000 a month you can fuck my testicles
29:38And for $30,000 a month you can fuck my hip
29:44So work hard daddy make money and make your TT fantasy come true
29:52You can also order the service in Mandarin
30:00Hi, you little naughty teapot chaser, I heard that you want to be recharged. Oh
30:08I just got back from a trip to earth and guess what? Are you ready to be?
30:13Digmatized cuz I am your tea by for you. Oh, yeah, daddy
30:19I'm out of this bitch
30:38I
30:43Was looking for pleasure planet X, but I think we accidentally landed on Muppets in space
30:52These were not the sextra terrestrials. I was looking for either
30:56This was an opportunity to give interstellar stunning and like quasar cunty and sexual and I just didn't see a lot of that
31:02You know what? Maybe they have fetishes. We don't know about and that's hot to them
31:06I do think it was still a joyous and fun floor show. So why don't we start talking about what we saw tonight?
31:11Let's start with Cynthia Cynthia brought us sex worker from today
31:15She came at it from her phone and apps and selling in that way. And I think that's very valid
31:21I'm halfway to giving someone $100,000 and I don't want to see someone in sweatpants. Okay, they were like a job
31:28Sweat pants anything like that. No like that aggravated the piss out of me
31:33100% we always say 100% but we never say like maybe it was like 83% maybe like 60s. I've been more like 7%
31:412% 2%
31:43All right, let's talk about Fantasia. Of course three penises on pleasure planet X very fun. Very exciting
31:49But what is the look it almost was giving sort of like circus clown from space?
31:53I just didn't understand why these choices. I agree. How did you feel Throb did tonight? We saw the black hole. Yes, exactly
32:01I mean black hole is definitely a part of outer space
32:03So I think she hit the nail on the head so many good details, but again
32:07Too many tricks and one of them flop again
32:10This is like the second time so far pulling out a prop that malfunctions definitely loses you points in my book
32:16Of course, let's talk about JK for a minute
32:19I've been sort of cheerleading JK this whole time trying to encourage and celebrate his unique perspective
32:26But that was not ready for the Blade Brothers Dragula
32:29That was a ripped up t-shirt and some jean shorts, and I'm not here for it. No more. Mrs
32:35Nice guy I am done. I was insulted when I looked at it. I felt like he came at it with 50% energy
32:42What do you think of black bear when blackberry pulls the trigger? She hits the target with a bullseye
32:47My question is who is blackberry? She is a seasoned drag performer
32:52She brings a certain level of polish to every single look
32:55It's the glamour side of Dragula that might confuse you as far as branding because someone like that will change depending on what theme
33:02The bar throws. Yeah, absolutely, but I think she's a nicey cutie with a beard and she's kind of like a comic book nerd
33:08There that's her friend. Now. I know who blackberry is. Thanks track
33:13Let's talk about Neo Hulu I loved it. I mean, it's ridiculous. It's over-the-top. Did I think it was too much?
33:19I did and then I was like sweetheart can barely walk
33:23But she could definitely jiggle and she was like she was like jiggling and bobbling and just like all those memories were flopping around
33:30Don't don't do it darling. Do not wear shoes on this show that you cannot walk in
33:36You know
33:37It's the same thing with
33:39Orgotic if you can't walk in your club kid shoes then throw your fucking club kid shoes in the trash, right?
33:45Yeah, so let's talk about organic because you invoke their name with the shoes
33:49I wasn't a fan of the pleather pants with this look
33:51I think just having skin there would have looked a lot better because the more skin the more you win
33:56I wish the tentacles maybe had been more phallic in nature
34:00I loved the phallic tentacles that could have been a little bit more found unlike they weren't phallic. But yes, go ahead
34:06I don't think that this look reaches the same level of craftsmanship of other organic looks that we've seen
34:12He has a very unique artistic style to his craftsmanship, so I don't want to fault him for that
34:19I'm, not saying let's punish him for
34:22What you said, that's what you said. You said you wanted to punish him for that
34:25I do want to punish him, but that is a totally different subject
34:28Um what i'm saying is orgotic has set himself up
34:31We have a precedence now if you're not reaching the level that you set for yourself, you will be punished
34:36Yes, but it is our job as judges to be completely hypocritical
34:40I know and we have to we have to move the pieces that create the most drama intention. Well, if that's the case
34:46Jk, you have won tonight's challenge
34:49I think it's time we begin judgment and give ourselves over to absolute pleasure
34:54Calling all sex muppets puppets and everything in between it's time to begin
35:00Judgment
35:10So
35:12So
35:37Thank you all once again for another stunning floor show
35:41As always I want to remind you that we are not here to judge your drag drag is art and art is subjective
35:47What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition and the challenges that we've put before you
35:53Cynthia doll, please slither forward
35:59We all thought you did a great job with your performance but your pants really brought the look down
36:06You are safe and you may leave the stage
36:09So i'm safe again
36:13I'm in trouble. I'm in deep deep trouble
36:18The rest of you represent the highest and lowest scoring looks and performances of the night
36:22And the judges would like to share their scores and thoughts with you. Let's start with organic
36:28I really loved in the performance the concept of like i'm going to buy
36:33Sex with you by trading my skin to you. It felt very clive barker
36:39My big note was that to me it didn't feel space at all
36:42It felt like a demonic sex worker from hell and I loved that but I was definitely looking for
36:48Space I live for the sex doll face the big luscious lips like perfect for dick sucking. It's beautiful
36:55I don't know if I necessarily got the alien part
36:58It read more crustacean to me personally
37:00And of course i'm always open to a bigger silhouette because it's either go big or go home at this point
37:05Thank you so much. You're welcome
37:07Your monologue was so strange and it was the laughing that brought me to like a crazy place
37:12I didn't know if I got it, but I knew you got it
37:15You loved it and you were getting off on it, which kind of made me get off on it, too
37:19I might have skipped the pleather pants actually to see more flesh
37:24You're trying to take people's skin if you showed more skin and muscle
37:28Maybe that would have kind of sold the idea a little better. Okay
37:31Definitely. I wouldn't pay for sex with my skin
37:34What the hell?
37:35Let's move on to throb
37:37Your performance was dynamic
37:40I felt like you would really dug in and done some research and thinking about who you were where you came from what your objective
37:45Was so great work. Thank you
37:48It actually didn't read too much outer space for me as much as it did bowser, but I live for the true dicks
37:53I love it. And I also noticed like your butthole. Yeah, the black hole the black hole and I absolutely love it
37:59That's where the space part. Yes
38:02Yes. Yes, and you truly command a stage. Oh, thank you
38:07I want to commend you on the dollars because you designed them to look like they came from another planet was
38:12Just such a great detail
38:13However, you really flubbed on the gun missing something like that just takes away from all of this amazing energy that you put into the look
38:20Absolutely. Thank you
38:22Throb is looking so so so sexy tonight, but i'm a little distracted by the prolapsed anus. They might need to see a doctor
38:30Next we have jk
38:33I think I would pay like 50 maybe even 20 for head. Um, yes
38:39Lips everywhere. Um, but I did want to ask you like, how are you feeling?
38:43Look, i'm no i'm no stranger to being messy on this stage specifically or any stage for that matter today's a level of
38:49Especially messy that i'm frankly not proud of I felt that energy from you
38:53You did feel a little bit defeated a little bit deflated. That's my biggest critique
38:57It was just like the energy but yeah, I I live for a truck stop hooker, honestly
39:02Thank you
39:03Obviously this week I absolutely could feel something off for you with that
39:08Thank you still for indulging the little nasty trailer park fetishist in me
39:15I don't think your craftsmanship
39:17Is up to par tonight and it must be at this point like look to your left look to your right
39:23Ideas are only going to get you so far. You got to have it all you're a great performer
39:27You have great ideas, but your craftsmanship is not there. Not that it's not there every day. It's just not there today
39:32I like the simplicity of the idea, but I would think about things like fabric choices
39:37There's so many things that sort of take me away from the fantasy that I think you were trying to build. Oh jk's look is
39:44Fucking rough. I bet he tried his best but it's a typical alien with an awful pair of shorts
39:53Let's talk about neo hulu
39:55So this is very cunty very high femme and you turned me on because you turned it
40:02The monologue was very funny. I loved the repetition of titty you definitely brought the titties
40:09I would recommend an edit
40:12or two
40:13Or three because there's a lot going on like I see it all and it's all beautiful
40:17You are an incredible artist, but it's just a lot like the titties. Thank you so much. You're welcome
40:25There was a lot of angeline inspiration in this piece for me
40:29She tried to sell you a shirt out of her trunk. Do you have
40:33You have your car parked out front with the little credit card machine in it
40:37I thought having your tiered pricing system was fun. It was funny. It was hot
40:44I have a question for you and it's why is the hip?
40:48Titty the most expensive one we all want to know
40:51and for
40:54A month you can fuck my hip titties because you get a view from the front and a view from the back all at the same
41:00time wow
41:02I love that you put everything in the kitchen sink into your look mostly because when you do it
41:07You do it with finesse like none of it's like junky looking or unfinished and I love your shoes, too
41:12Thank you so much
41:13Normally, I would clock you for not being able to walk in my shoes
41:16But somehow it really added to the goofiness of this character and I was into it
41:21Well, you always get to pin on neil to deliver I mean she out titted me
41:27Let's talk about blackberry
41:29Yours to me felt like sex comedy and it felt like you could be a character in the movie barbarella
41:34Which I love and I really appreciated the effort. I could tell that you put into
41:38Conveying a character to us bravo
41:42One of my favorite looks of the night it was fully realized. I love the silhouette. I love the boobs like truly
41:50Truly beautiful. I love those titties. Yes. Yes
41:55So blackberry this look is just perfection in terms of the craftsmanship
41:59You don't have threads hanging off. You don't have stuff mismatching. You got it together
42:04And I think your acting was great
42:06My only criticism would be who is blackberry as an artist when I look at a lot of people that are in this competition
42:12I see where their aesthetic comes from and who they are as an artist
42:16So that's what i'm looking for from you at this point in the competition
42:19I told you she's a nice cutie with a beard from texas
42:24There's a certain extent where it feels like blackberry is playing dracula dress up rather than being a super monster
42:30It's very well dressed up. I'll give her that and last but not least fantasia
42:36I loved your monologue because I think it really sold the performance for me, but some of the alien aspects seemed
42:43Hard to see from a distance. I felt like up close. I was like, okay
42:47Yeah, this reads more alien but from the distance from the back row
42:49It was harder for me to get fantasia as much as I loved your performance
42:53I felt the look was right in line with something for maybe circ or possibly an aquatic creature
43:00I was kind of confused. It didn't read so much as outer space for me
43:04The fabric choices kind of spun me in a different direction
43:07And the shapes like to mirror something that david said it was kind of circ as opposed to like an alien per se in comic books
43:14The costumes fit them perfectly in a way that they would never really fit someone in real life
43:19But your outfit tonight actually does that the fit to me is the best thing about the outfit
43:25Maybe it was just smaller and quiet than I would have liked
43:29For tonight's challenge. I feel so bad. Oh, no
43:34That's so sad
43:36I I mean, I liked fantasia's look. It was really cool
43:41Mark and tease are going bad tonight
43:46I definitely wasn't expecting them to say I was going to the circus. Wow, I was gagging
43:56Throb and neo hulu
43:59The two of you really stood out from the rest of the performers tonight and did a fantastic job
44:04However
44:07Blackberry the judges felt that your performance was stellar and just stood out from the rest. Congratulations. You have won this week's challenge
44:14You are the winner from pleasure planet x you may all leave the stage. Thank you
44:20I cannot believe I won my fucking first challenge. I feel so vindicated
44:25I know these contestants are not scared of me. But with this win, they better watch out
44:32Jk
44:34You are up for extermination
44:39Fantasia
44:41You are also up for extermination
44:47Orgotic
44:50You are safe and may leave the stage oh fuck
44:55Thank you
44:56Thank you so much. Oh my god. I'm so fucking glad I am safe. I don't want to get exterminated. We're in this
45:04Fantasia and jk while you've been experiencing pleasure here on pleasure planet x so far
45:11Tonight we're sending you to the dark side of the moon to experience quite the opposite
45:18one of the main dangers of being a pleasure provider here on pleasure planet x is doing the unthinkable and
45:25accidentally becoming
45:26fertilized
45:29As part of your training and as a warning to ensure you never make that mistake
45:33You will be hooked up to our genuine alien birth simulator device where you will experience what it feels like to give birth the long
45:41hard and natural way
45:45You must endure the pain of alien childbirth longer than your opponent and should you make it through we will consider both your
45:52Performance in tonight's floor show as well as your brevity and the extermination in order to reach a final decision
45:59Good luck uglies
46:04Oh
46:15Right sinners
46:17It's time for me to get off. I just entered the cauldron
46:21These bitches are going to eat me the fuck up because I'm the only one without a win
46:28Not having a wind under my belt makes me a little nervous
46:31Everybody else around me has a win and they're probably thinking about I'm not a threat whatsoever
46:37So many teetees, this is where everything gets spicy, so I gotta go bye BB
46:44We're all still alive. We're all still alive as long as it's not me
46:48I'm excited anyone's in the extermination, but I have to say
46:53JK versus Fantasia it warms my dead little heart. This is the first time
46:58I'm up for extermination. And honestly, I'm feeling like a hot shitty mess. I
47:03Don't want to go anywhere
47:05Mostly, I don't want Fantasia to have the thrill of sending me home. And again, I cannot articulate this enough
47:11She looked like a gnome
47:13Like that is a garden gnome here on earth from the space collection. I really want to be here. I
47:21Prepared to be here. I'm gonna fight to the end, honey. I'm not going home
47:25I don't want to go home and no offense to you JK, but I can't prepare
47:29This was the first time that I was ever in the bottom. I'm here to fight. I have a crown to win
47:35I also worked really hard and I'm proud of what I've done. I know what I need to improve. I'm gonna go in
47:41I'm gonna fight with this extermination as hard as I can take as much pain as I can get I think JK's going home
47:45This week because he really wasn't selling his performance. So get that fucking sour ass attitude and wrap it the fuck up now
47:55There's the door bitch
47:57so
47:59Cynthia you are the only one that doesn't have a win yet here. How are you doing? You know, it's
48:11What it is
48:15And
48:16not bitter
48:18At this point of competition since there is the only one that doesn't have a win
48:22I think my sister's who's really step up her game and snatched that crown. Let's next I win
48:28Not the crown. I do want to congratulate one more time. My sister blackberry getting her win
48:37I know how much you really wanted a win and today was
48:41Vindicating but also I still have to like keep going. They're still not seeing blackberry. We know that blackberry is sickening
48:48Uh-huh. We know that blackberry is funny. Keep going
48:51We know that blackberry loves a compliment, yeah, I think what they're missing is blackberry as a human
48:58She also think that's a little more raw a little more dirty
49:00All these buttoned up looks and all this polish has a tendency to make you seem distant because everything looks so good
49:06I think blackberry has been feeding in all the challenge and has been presenting amazing costumes
49:12But I think you have to have an edge take risk and I think blackberry needs to challenge herself more
49:20Why you gonna say bitch I'm gonna stay because I deserve to be here and I have a spot here and bitch
49:28They say I wasn't alien enough. I'm gonna birth the alien, baby
49:33JK why should you say bitch? I can't be killed in a way that matters. You've seen it already
49:37I came back once came back twice. Why the fuck not a third time? I'm the fucking cockroach of the season third time
49:49I
50:19I
50:45So the extermination is we have to be hooked up to a birth machine
50:49Honey, and it's gonna be shocking us. I
50:54Don't know what's about to happen and honestly, I am shaking in my boots
51:00They roll me in and this fucking little metal tin that they use for autopsies
51:05Israel's fine-ass opens up the bin and they're putting I don't know
51:10receptors
51:11Everything looks very alien to me and I don't know what I'm getting into. It's dark and scary and I want to go home
51:19I
51:31Think I could manage this I think I got this it's very centralized and I can feel it in my stomach
51:37But then as it keeps going and as it gets more painful
51:39It starts like creeping down your legs and up your body so that every muscle like cannot escape. It just feels like it's contracting
51:49Okay, now I'm having contractions and this is starting to hurt
52:01Well now it's getting crazy Israel's sticking his whole body weight on me and I'm like, oh there it is
52:16And then it's going up and up and up and up
52:20It felt like someone was digging a knife in my skin and actually like ripping it and I'm like
52:32If this is the closest thing to giving birth, I think I just did it
52:40It hurts so
52:43So bad
52:44Like whatever pain I thought this was gonna be somehow they cranked it up even higher
52:49It is a weird blend of being horny and turned on but also wanting to get the fuck out
53:05I'm in so much pain, but I can't give up. I am here to fight. I am here to stay
53:10I am showing them the reason why I want to be here and I'm not
53:19The pain is intense it is getting to the point where it's overwhelming and I think I just have to
53:32I guess you can call me
53:49I
54:19Ah
54:49Ah
55:19You