I BROKE the Golden RULE in Minecraft...
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00:00Minecraft okay gamers and welcome all the members why there's so many goddamn
00:06members damn a lot of viewers here oh I'm streaming publicly okay I was not
00:13oh the anxiety to perform increases anyway I don't have anxiety that's what
00:19pussies I'm doing how many people watch don't matter Sven come here boy I throw
00:25you some meat you're welcome I can't sleep I literally can't sleep I have to
00:30murder a sheep and then I can sleep that rhyme very nicely should I just go
00:34and murder a sheep should I stay here and be safe I think I'll wait until my
00:38health is up because this is not hardcore but it is also hardcore if I die
00:42I die okay some coming up I can't tell you can't just be a coward your whole
00:47life I hate those stop it a zigzag a zigzag what you gonna do boom he's still
01:00hurting me oh oh there's a witch is a witch I'm out I'm out there's nothing I
01:05will actually die Sven do not talk to the witch we don't talk to witches or
01:09bitches those are the rules then Linda I mean of course the music be like wonder
01:14and mystery I'm out here sweating I mean kiss the witch again run everywhere
01:20we're surrounded send the music be like I think I'm just gonna have to dig a
01:27hole that's my he's here she's here I have to escape I escape in the hole I'm
01:35escaping in the hole now everything was great half a heart half a heart that's
01:53all good
01:59fuck doesn't count it's still zero death because I didn't mention this before but
02:07it which is if they kill me and I get a score of 73 it doesn't count like two
02:12witches out of nowhere that does not count oh the witch is still here oh yeah
02:16I died right here next to Sven that's so embarrassing that's so embarrassing I
02:20died right in front of my dog you could have helped actually I know I know you're
02:25mad at me you could have done something all right where was my hole I will I'm
02:29killing the witch were there always as many holes in Minecraft I don't recall
02:33there's many holes this is a good hole actually nice hole what's a good okay
02:38now I will ask for help what was the command for what floor you're on I
02:43forgot f3 I'm 9 still I'm quite high I can't tell if it's good or bad the fact
02:48that I forget everything this is like I can kind of enjoy the game again but it
02:53doesn't like early onset amnesia level of what the fuck 26 that math does not
02:59math I'm looking at the wrong stats I'll go back I can't find shit here anyway
03:04it's a bad hole need another hole I bring I'll bring
03:07son to my hole all right I give you my meat ah he's killing me ah why it
03:14happened out was that would kill me earlier I wonder I mean I didn't I
03:20didn't die actually I think about it doesn't actually count
03:23hey why don't you come I'm chill chill all the bros are watching
03:30tippy okay you're coming good we're checking out the hole there this hole I
03:35see I see copper I'm not gonna lie I am scared it's a big tree in the hole too
03:40more copper over here Sven if you can find steel just let me know sniff out
03:45the steel Sven that's not it Sven so dark I'm squinting I can't see shit
03:52that's so high careful here Sven you could hurt yourself you hurt your little
03:57posse's Sven Lina there's a scale there's creepy sit sit back off
04:04Sven hold your butt okay he didn't explode just blow already but Sven do
04:11not come there blow already yeah are you okay bro back off from Sven
04:24idiot okay I need steel Sven is sitting and I need steel I fed you I don't want
04:33to feed you I'm broke as heck you know how poor I am that's okay I love you I'll
04:37do worth it no no Sven he's not worth it he's not worth it
04:41no I just fed you this game is stressing me out I'm stressed out I'm
04:49stressed out why do I have so much goddamn copper is copper the new steel
04:53what's happening I can't see anything you can't see it was in front of my eyes
05:02okay I have to build a bridge oh so scary here we go Sven hold my paw I'll
05:13hold you I'll hold you Wow all that for one fucking steel huh we're gonna we're
05:19gonna leave this all this is it don't do it don't do it where the fuck did I come from
05:26stop following me you weirdo
05:30Sven do not talk to him we're just gonna leave we're just gonna leave it's a bad
05:35hole no more confrontation this is a very bad playthrough so far disastrous
05:40this is real bad I have a bone for you buddy
05:43Sven no no there you go eat the bone eat the bone you're just dancing
05:51don't want bones now this is update I leave game for a couple years you can't
05:55feed bones anymore what's that about oh wait I have a ton of iron nugget let's
06:00go back to base base my intuition say house is here I remember this tree my
06:05intuition say house is this way my internal compasses there's that tree
06:10again my intuition which is impeccable told you I told you I never get lost
06:17Marzia god bless her she always gets lost but the best part about Marzia
06:22getting lost is that she's so confident she for me it's like I know I'm we're
06:26heading left or I know we're heading right she just picks a direction and
06:29goes with it sometimes I just go along and just to see what happens here I am
06:35traveling the beautiful worlds of Minecraft what why is it not loading I
06:41can't say if only I had a downloaded salie that's right when you travel the
06:48world you need to stay connected everyone uses the internet I can't live
06:51without it especially when traveling how am I also am I gonna check into my
06:55Airbnb this actually happened to us when we were traveling to Italy I didn't
06:59have an internet the whole trip it was a nightmare just because I didn't want to
07:03stand in line at the airport and sign up for those Wi-Fi boxes that they give you
07:07this is such a hassle to go through all that process it's the last thing I want
07:10to do after a long flight but damn did I regret it because not having internet is
07:14such an issue so now with the app called salie I can set this up at home right
07:19now activate it when I'm ready it takes literally just a couple minutes I tried
07:22it myself and boom I have internet on my phone when traveling as it should be
07:27it's got 150 countries available with 24-hour support so if you have any
07:31issues they're there to set you up and if it doesn't work for whatever reason
07:35your phone is incompatible I don't know you get refunded so you got nothing to
07:38lose so I recommend checking out salie next time traveling it's a must and of
07:43course I got you guys hooked up so check out the link in the description that's
07:47salie.com slash PewDiePie and if you use that link you get 15% off or use the
07:52code PewDiePie either way use both go crazy I don't know save money save time
07:57save hassle say no more I'm never traveling again without using salie
08:02thank you salie for sponsoring this video that's you're not making me anything
08:06what is the f**k is that iron nuggets how do I make that into a thing can I
08:11make one two three four five six I can make one I can make one nugget which
08:17means I have two two nuggets makes a sword or a shovel two shovels I think
08:24I'll do a sword okay that's good I could do a sh- no I can't do a shield
08:28anymore I'm so broke this doesn't feel good I don't like being broke okay so we
08:34have one I can do a shield or I can do it's a lot of brainpower happening here
08:39I should shield cuz that guy kept spamming and I told him to shut the f**k up
08:44okay there we go there's redemption for you boom boom I feel strong you can craft
08:50wolf armor I will I will I thought it was a meme but I guess I guess Minecraft
08:55listened am I gonna make a bed if I can why would you have to rub that in make a
08:59bed okay yeah I'll do that with magic I can't where are all the f**king sheep so
09:03I can just sleep help me there's ulla britta fitta smitta what the f**k is that
09:09it's what is that it's a cat come here kitty it's a foxy a white one so rare
09:19let me hug you I have berries have berries you can you can't find these
09:23anywhere I promise oh there you are you can't escape my love no one ever can
09:34Sven hold him down okay maybe I have to sneak oh sneak no no no no no no no no
09:47god damn it Sven! Lin! is he already mine what is happening who says I can't
09:57tame it you can't tame them I can't tame you oh what that's so weird he died
10:09disappeared I mean what that's crazy he flew away Sven you crazy he grew wings
10:21and he flew away you would never fly away from me would you Sven Lina this is
10:26entrapment what do you mean you're my dog you are trapped with me forever you
10:30are great but that's just that's his doggy life right now we're gonna dig
10:36down straight down this is an illegal move in Minecraft but I don't care this
10:42is like playing Russian roulette I'm actually not even digging my balls are
10:46just so big and it's crushing the ground underneath me you're gonna die bro
10:50cowards I'm actually amazed that I'm alive I think it's actually because I'm
10:55such a good person in the game like animals love me enemies don't even hurt
11:00to me cuz I'm so nice plot on my plot on
11:09okay well I think there is a good place to stop digging straight down told you
11:17bros zero deaths I can't die I don't have any wood I don't have any wood I
11:21don't have any wood so I can't make a crafting bench so I can't make don't you
11:26never go underground without wood that's like the number one rule why did
11:31no one tell me why did no one tell me that means I'm gonna have to dig down to
11:38go up this is gonna be tough there's gotta be a strat we can strat this we
11:44can strat our way diamonds what are the odds I'm gonna have to go against the
11:52very core of my principle I'm gonna have to do they can't climb up here
12:00right there has to be a way I know there's way you do not don't push me
12:10don't push me it's not cool man yeah come up come up second Murray yes good
12:15good that's good now we can build a bridge
12:18sir would anywhere sir would anyway it has to be wood somewhere I'm a real ass
12:25game there it is there it is that's our ticket out of here oh that's so much
12:31better I'm going for it you're going for it
12:36first minute I ran right into him shit damn he did a lot of damage what the
12:41carding spoopy sounds oh where's the wood is that wood I think we're safe
12:47here for a little bit we can breathe out at least there's no wood in these
12:51oh I can bone meal the trees I thought of that all on my own and I didn't look
12:57at Chad who told me that cuz I'm so smart I can bone meal the treats guys I
13:01have an idea I just got an idea listen we're gonna bone meal the trees yes
13:08probably didn't know this you can bone that's bone meal right yes bone meal
13:12bone meal come on why isn't it not growing I thought you said I could bone
13:18meal now it's your I'm turning it back it's your fault I'm so dumb oh okay can
13:31you can I get your bones bro I get your bones bro my shot idiot
13:37that a bone that's a bone all right or bone meal my brain just okay boom we got
13:52planks this is huge no diddly-dallying now yes
13:58iron pickaxe 1000% so we can you get can you get the diamonds out of the can you
14:06get I don't feel like finishing the sentence can you just understand what
14:09I'm saying it's dangerous look at this is there everywhere
14:17diamonds I want those dad it's too dangerous I'm scared I might as well get
14:21all the wood right no my wood I would come back my wood mine
14:32deep this is oh man
14:36Oh excellent all smother I could I could do a bucket no I would do another steel
14:43pickaxe okay the plan is to get that diamond we gotta get that time but look
14:48how many fuckers it's all like they just spawn literally in front of me see
14:54the creeper in my peripheral we could run and make a quick hole all right here
15:06goes nothing it's my running sound steel we go back now I changed my mind grab the
15:15gold to make armor it's not enough oh there's a fair minute okay I just had an
15:20idea guys I will grab the gold to make armor you guys probably didn't think of
15:24this but I am in Minecraft veteran any any little bit any little small thing it
15:29will help you might be surprised okay we got three more iron I think I'll save
15:34those for smith gax I'm gonna starvation if I don't do anything soon the berries
15:41are pretty like I thought they were good look what these berries do to my diet
15:46there's nothing Oh steel a lot of steel luck at last
15:57gold okay look we look cooler I feel better at this point I have so much
16:05stuff down here I don't want to lose it it's not even about the diamonds and
16:09guys I actually need my help guys I need my help oh my god so many Jesus can make
16:21a bucket bring axolotl with me as well I have to I have to save axolotl there's
16:27that little smock oh yes yes all right next up we're making helmet and we're so
16:40poor we can't afford legs it's okay I don't have legs anyway we're gonna go oh
16:45there's like a million of them now a million I'm running
16:51more diamonds I'm going back I'm in my hole we have so much diamond in our
17:08peripheral that is illegal eat the axolotl I am low on health but he is
17:29very cute and it would be kind of fucked up but I am kind of axolotl you
17:37wouldn't mind do you you wouldn't mind if I ate you would you you wouldn't be
17:43mad if I ate you oh you would I think Sven I think Sven would be
17:49disappointed how do I solve the food crisis that's the only thing holding me
17:53back but rotten flesh I have so much but won't I die if I eat it I don't remember
17:57how bad rotten flesh was okay maybe rotten flesh not so bad after all food
18:06crisis is sold cook the flesh as a cook rotten flesh was what people said you
18:12can't what the fuck is wrong with people why would anyone lie to me and now I'm
18:19just gonna have to snack dude I probably couldn't make a lot of torches actually
18:22maybe just torch torch our way through this 44 you're gonna have to be
18:29strategic
18:46what are the odds we get string Oh more bones this is good this is good more
18:56torches where is it where the fuck was it there oh my inventory yes yes two diamonds
19:14we still have the diamonds over there I used half of my torches to secure this
19:20perimeter and I haven't eaten the axolotl I think that deserves at least a
19:25thumbs up you know I just need to get there past you can get past all the
19:35guards yes there's more diamonds there are you
19:39kidding me are you joking with me but there's so goddamn many of that maybe
19:46here we should make it yes use the lavas natural lighting capacities this is it I
19:53feel it feeling in my bones okay we're gonna dig behind the waterfall like a
19:59true video game secret I'm getting that long diamond not mama getting sucked
20:10I'm getting guys I'm getting sucked this is bad where the hell does this come
20:16from am I now oh this is not part of the plan this is not that was not part of
20:22the plan mr. stop I'm not you the game oh wow oh well let's all be earned yeah
20:36streaming see you soon okay I'm prioritizing prioritizing diamonds
20:48we're getting closer I can see them oh my god there's more there's more
20:57there's so much diamonds that I need it is working on the stratus impeccable
21:03probably best strat I don't hear them behind me they're above me aren't they
21:08it's creeper to yes burn oh my god it's my diamonds I saw it first
21:29we good anyone else what my diamonds okay there was more diamonds I swear
21:46I'm not crazy there was more diamonds there and then there was one before too
21:50I need that all but I think for now back to base let's not be greedy now this is
21:56my secondary base now apparently look at this look at this boom diamond pickaxe
22:04baby let's go yes I feel good I think I'm just gonna go I'm think I'm just
22:13gonna go I think I'm just gonna see how to creeper in I feel good I feel good I
22:23think I'm just gonna go I think I don't feel good anymore I think I don't feel
22:30good anymore where the go yeah just one and then there's just that move creeper
22:43it's just that one left and we're done then we out of here oh my god there's so
22:50much oh my god did I come on the inside I came on the inside and just need that
23:08it's alluring me it keeps alluring me don't be greedy what do you mean what do
23:14you mean he's the greedy one he's the one dying in lava like a schmuck can you come
23:21down is that where we came from okay I actually have to go because it's beer time now that
23:36was a good concession feel rich now I don't feel poor and pathetic I feel cool and sexy
23:41and rich also thank you guys for joining I see you guys next time