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00:00So I have pretty bad sense of humor
00:12If you laugh that means you have bad humor too that means you bad haha to say SpaceX without spa
00:20Oh
00:25Yeah, hell yeah, okay, this is side side note
00:29This is just baby meme
00:30But there's this one happiness at age 35 is realizing the next load of laundry is seven bath towels instead of 49 pieces of tiny
00:37Human clothes and I just saw this I'm like, what's the problem? I
00:42Love folding beers laundry. They're so tiny and so cute
00:46How can you not and I can do it with him I can just throw it on top of him like hey
00:50Let's figure this out. Anyway
00:54Okay
01:05She's she's better at being a creepy guy than a guy I couldn't do that if I wanted to I
01:10I
01:13Swear if women start acting like this the men who do this would feel the same way. They make us feel like it's
01:19Comfortable. Hi, I'm Sarah and my friend broke her neck in a skiing accident
01:24I left her paralyzed from the neck down and I brought sour patch watermelon
01:29Hi, I'm Tara my friend broke her neck in a skiing accident that left her paralyzed from the neck down. Yeah, I got it
01:36I'm your clusters
01:39This is that little candy
01:43Yes, we got it Becca you broke your neck we said it twice
01:49Is wrong with people
01:54Really
01:55At least you had time to make that do you have time to do that for yourself?
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03:45This is probably happened to you too where you just see a video and you're like why why am I seeing this video like why?
03:51Is the algorithm showing me this video and then you open the comments here like oh
03:55Oh
03:57Wonder what I wish I wish I was more considerate of God
04:13Well, I guess we're going to hell she just looked like an actress or something I feel like I recognize her
04:25Instagram algorithm coming in clutch
04:32These are my favorite whenever whenever I get one like that, I'm like, that's a good pull that's a legendary status
04:48I had to explain to March there. No, thank you. That is not true
04:55Why did parents do that? Why did they tell us that they're turning on the light?
04:59I guess cuz yes, I would forget to turn it off and then then it would drain the battery. Maybe that's why
05:05Okay, another legendary pull. What even is this?
05:09Because of love so persevere kid brother super strong street dance practice awesome street dance, okay
05:25I
05:33Is wrong with parents is she saying you she did good and maybe that's what she says good
05:38But it sounds like you suck. What's wrong with you? You do it again. That's what it sounds like but may I could be wrong
05:44I think he was awesome. I hope he sees it. Okay another a great pool myth mythical real pool. Okay. All right
05:52Hell yeah
05:56And let me introduce myself I'm
05:59Hi, I'm Margie Margie and 74 five times
06:05Five four I can fix it
06:08Maybe maybe leave the five times as divorce out. No, you shouldn't be honest about it. I fuck it
06:13Oh, I can't I can't stop quoting this. I have not catched up with the herbie enthusiasm
06:19Japan announces breeding visa for foreigners to combat the declining birth rate rates. I can't be that can't be
06:38To my future wife, I like this post cuz it's hilarious not that I'm
06:42I like it cuz I want to be reminded to watch curb your enthusiasm again
06:47Yeah, bro start bulking it'll change your life
06:50first skip this 30s
06:53Damn, he turned into a strict character
06:56Damn, I could never commit to the bulk just out of this fear
07:00These are so tough
07:10She's almost fully oh
07:13God the moment you remember he married the class. Oh
07:17She removed the comment. What did he do that? Just delete the post you post a dummy dumb
07:22I think that desperate for attention. It's there. I was baffling to me people posted dumbest ever
07:29I'm like, I'll just just delete the comment. Look at me
07:32They're all laughing at me, but I can't tell me that they are right with the deleted and feel bad
07:39That's what you should do and quit life while you're ahead I
07:47Can't I give up my chances he was a beast in Sydney to watch my son get his first award it wasn't worth it
07:55Absolutely
07:57Why the did you ask that question? Why did you ask like what you add you still ask the question?
08:03Yes
08:06Don't even ask you dumb
08:08I could have been in this crowd of people to see a YouTube celebrity. It's like
08:14Could have gone to the toilet. I
08:17Could have seen my front son's first award. I made the right choice
08:23Okay, I'm curious what you guys think about this one
08:28No, let let him cook let him cook it's just take all you want
08:32You can't do that and not lie about it. Am I the only one who's I'm with him?
08:36100% take the whole bowl their flabbergast their son. It says take all you want say take five or ten
08:44Don't say oh, I'm sorry. You wanted more. Look at him. He wants more
09:00Guys I am hard stuck at
09:04111 million views. I would like to beat mr. Peace. Please subscribe
09:16You can delete it and post it again
09:20Message from pastor Tom and pastor John. Oops, something went wrong with our mics
09:24Look like you're gonna have to come to church this Sunday. I
09:27I
09:31Get in the opposite vibes, I feel like I should absolutely not go to church on Sunday after
09:46So, you know some some memes are just comfort right I'm just I thank God I'm not the only one who has to deal with
09:51That oh, so I'm not the only one. Okay, I guess you
09:57Hope I don't know. I wish I knew that's the thing too as a guy you want to you want to mansplain?
10:03Let's get really I want to explain everything about everything. If you ask me and I don't know it hurts me gives me pain
10:09Maybe they know that and that's why they ask
10:27Can't say that
10:32All right, let's open the comments
10:49Why did he close his mouth on it though why
10:54Yes, yes, yes, I love these
10:57I
11:03Nice tell it don't show it again. Oh, it's raw better. It looks a great rock. There has to be a troll
11:09I don't know
11:10I've seen a lot of it's like really arrogant kind of pose be like, yeah, check out my work and then it's like, oh
11:16You fuck. Oh, you're really bad
11:20Never not be funny. Come on. Come on. Sorry for yelling
11:34What's his old bank
11:49I
12:01Feel like granny did not know what she was signing up for but maybe that's just me but to me that makes it funnier. Oh
12:08No, not again, not again not again
12:12It's like this tree was good
12:17Bro, you didn't just get a different haircut. Maybe do what you want. I don't care
12:22No, shave your head whole thing become evil take over the world. Hey y'all check this out
12:27I'm gonna place this coin right here right in my hand. All right, just give a little bit of a whistle
12:33In
12:42Norway the movie speed was titled fart dumb dumb Norwegian strike again. It's actually the same in Swedish
12:52God this is a classic
12:55Don't talk in the mic and I'll buy you whatever you want
13:03The
13:05Antimaterialism minimalist maxine Desmond Benjamin does not bow to the temptation of riches. Oh, he didn't many
13:12Don't say your name. I'll buy you whatever you want. What's your name?
13:15Yeah, come on Dex main
13:17Help
13:30She asked the horse if it was ready, how can it be startled idiot horse?
13:34Also, like why you put what do you put? Why did you put it was so desperate for a thing you
13:48Stop the comments. I am trying to be good. I'm trying to be good
13:54I
14:14Can never go to the gym again without absolutely destroying it. Oh, here we go again
14:24I
14:54Language barrier hundred understanding hundred. All right, we should probably end it there. Thank you
15:02Thank you so much for 112 million subs I
15:06Can bounce back I can buy I can do it I can buy you just
15:14Thank you guys watching I hope you guys had fun that's all that matters