Do You Speak English_ - Big Train - BBC comedy - video Dailymotion

Do You Speak English_ - Big Train - BBC comedy

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00:00Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry, um, do you speak English?

00:10No, I don't. Sorry.

00:12Oh. Um, my car's broken down and I wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.

00:18Well, you know, that's wasted on me. I don't understand what you're saying.

00:21You don't speak any English at all?

00:23Not a word. No. It's one of those things where I wish I paid more attention in school, but, um...

00:27Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Do you speak any English?

00:30English? No. What's the problem? I don't know. I can't understand that.

00:35Hi. Uh, my car's broken down and I need to find a garage.

00:41No. I'm sorry. I didn't understand that at all.

00:45All right. Well, thanks. Uh...

00:48Tell you what, if you go down that way, about half a mile, there's a village.

00:51Um, there might be somebody there that speaks English.

00:54I speak a little German. Do you speak German?

00:58German? No.

00:59Do you speak German?

01:00German? No.

01:01Just one or two words, but I'm not fluent.

01:04I'm sorry, but we won't help.

01:06Yeah. Sorry about that.

01:07Hey, you never know. Next time you're over, maybe we'll have learned a bit of English for you.

01:11Yeah, or German, maybe.

01:12Yeah, that would be great.

01:14Thanks anyway.

01:19I can speak English.

01:20So can I.

01:24Thanks.