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00:00Priya, listen to me.
00:02Just let go of me, okay?
00:03Priya, listen to me for once.
00:04You always do this. It's always other woman.
00:06I didn't mean to hurt you. Come on.
00:08You always do this. Every time you say the same thing.
00:10You know how much I love you. Please, listen to me.
00:12I love you.
00:14I love you so much.
00:20Cut. Great shot.
00:22Makeup, please.
00:23Get me some water.
00:24Kaira, good for you.
00:30Guys, we'll do one more.
00:50We got the shot, right?
00:52We're running out of time here.
00:53We don't have permission for the whole day.
00:54Kaira, it's a nice idea.
00:56We'll do one more, right?
00:57If the shot doesn't turn out well,
00:59what's the point of ending it on time?
01:01Look, sir.
01:02There's no respect for the producer.
01:04Especially this new cameraman.
01:06Sorry.
01:07Women.
01:08Come on, let's take the shot.
01:09Hurry up. Let's do this.
01:11We're going to change the guy.
01:12Okay.
01:13You want the camera?
01:14Darwin, come here.
01:15You handle the look.
01:16You just got to look a little sexy.
01:17Just turn around.
01:18Pull your pants up, please.
01:19And go there.
01:20Give me the camera.
01:21Action.
01:25You always do this.
01:26I'm a woman. I'm tired.
01:27I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:31I love you.
01:32I love you so much.
01:33Please.
01:41Cut.
01:42Got that?
01:43Fantastic.
01:44Superb execution.
01:46Good shot.
01:47I shot it in 48 frames.
01:48Speed up the end if you like.
01:49Yeah, I'm going to take a plate to the building now.
01:53Did you see the shot, Raghuendra?
01:55That one expression of the girl checking out the passing guy
01:58says so much.
02:00I wish I had met her earlier.
02:01I would have shot the full film with her.
02:08I got that.
02:09That's a wrap, guys.
02:10Thank you.
02:11Thank you, Dilip.
02:12Thank you.
02:14I told you not to carry my bag.
02:18I'm so sorry.
02:22Your mom called again.
02:24On my mobile.
02:25You don't pick it up, do you?
02:27Please call her back before you take off.
02:29Yeah, yeah. I'll do it.
02:30You enjoy your mini holiday.
02:32You could have gone to Singapore with us.
02:35But you have to fly with someone else.
02:37Shut up.
02:38Go.
02:39Go.
02:44Shit, yeah.
02:45I tried to upgrade you.
02:46I couldn't.
02:47Please, yeah.
02:48Hi, guys.
02:49What can I get for you?
02:50Okay.
02:51Just coke?
02:52I drink only on two occasions.
02:54When I'm in love and when I'm not.
02:58Okay.
03:02Cheers.
03:05Kaira...
03:07Is everything okay?
03:09As in we're good, right?
03:11What are you talking about?
03:12What's wrong with us?
03:15Cheers.
03:16Cheers.
03:24Hey, Guvendra.
03:26I want to shoot the entire feature film.
03:29This patchwork is too much.
03:30I mean, I can't keep waiting for other cameramen to fall ill, right?
03:33No one will even know that I shot this scene.
03:35I want to shoot the entire film.
03:37My own.
03:38Of course you will.
03:39Who wouldn't want to work with a hot DOP like you?
03:43Hot?
03:44That's my talent.
03:45Seriously?
03:46Seriously.
03:49Don't talk to me.
03:50You're very talented.
03:51You're already shooting an independent ad.
03:53You're making a lot of money.
03:54The films and all are fine.
03:56I want to shoot the film.
03:58You will.
03:59You will soon.
04:01And you're so young.
04:02I mean, you're wearing zero size glasses to look big.
04:05Excuse me.
04:06If actresses can be at their peak at such a young age,
04:09then why not technicians?
04:10Tell me.
04:11Have you heard of the word patience?
04:14No, I haven't.
04:15Tell me about patience.
04:21Pick up.
04:22Pick up the cook's call.
04:24No, if you want, I can just go and come back.
04:27Okay.
04:28First of all, he's not a cook.
04:29He's the owner of the restaurant.
04:30He's not even a cook.
04:34Okay, tell me something.
04:36It was your idea for the shoot, right?
04:38Girl with guy.
04:39Checking out other guy.
04:41You're inspired from life.
04:46Great.
04:48Listen, Kaira.
04:49You take my seat.
04:50I'll sit on yours.
04:51I can sit in a corner.
04:52There's no need to sacrifice.
04:54Anyway, your legs won't fit in a corner.
04:57That is true.
04:58It is very true.
04:59Yes, mom.
05:02That was good.
05:04Okay, sorry.
05:05I can't talk now.
05:06The plane is about to take off.
05:07Bye.
05:10Bye.
05:41There you go.
05:42Thank you.
05:43So, can I come up?
05:47I'm really tired.
05:48Dinner?
05:50I'm busy today.
05:52But I'll see you.
05:54See you.
05:55See you, see you, see you.
06:01Uncle!
06:02How are you?
06:03I'm good.
06:04How are you?
06:05I'm good.
06:06How are you?
06:07I'm good.
06:08I'm good.
06:09Uncle!
06:10Sister!
06:12You've become so fat.
06:14What is it, sister?
06:16How was the flight?
06:17Rubbish.
06:18What?
06:19Rubbish?
06:21Sister, all this...
06:28Sister.
06:30Mom has called three times already.
06:40You're so sweet, Alka.
06:42Thank you.
06:44Okay, sister.
06:45Do you want coffee or should I get you breakfast?
06:48Later.
06:50Sister.
06:55Sister.
06:57This snake is also very cute, right?
07:00It was.
07:02It was.
07:04I don't think it's cute anymore.
07:06Actually, I'll take a picture of it.
07:07Just take it out.
07:09Okay.
07:18Sister.
07:19Everything was fine just now.
07:24Everything is fine now.
07:27I love you.
07:33And you must try our share special today.
07:34I'm sure you'll love it.
07:35Thank you.
07:36Danish.
07:37Yes, sir?
07:38Please take good care of our guests
07:39and make sure they try our new wines.
07:41Sure, sir.
07:42Have a good evening.
07:43Enjoy yourself, yeah?
07:44Same to you. Bye-bye.
07:47So then?
07:48How was your trip?
07:50It was good.
07:52Was good?
07:54Okay.
07:55Great.
08:02You look beautiful, sweetheart.
08:06Sid?
08:08Hey, Sid.
08:09How are you, buddy?
08:10I'm good. What's up?
08:11Good to see you.
08:12Good to see you, too.
08:13How was the vacation?
08:14It was great. It was fantastic.
08:15London, right?
08:16Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
08:17Excellent. Table is ready.
08:18Thank you.
08:19Sorry, I was just...
08:20No, it's okay.
08:21Actually, you go ahead.
08:22I have to pee anyway, so...
08:25Table for four, please.
08:27I'm sorry, guys.
08:28We have a strict dress code.
08:29Shorts and slippers are not allowed.
08:30Come on.
08:31Come on, it's his birthday.
08:32Please.
08:33It's my birthday, bro.
08:34Come on, do something, man.
08:35But he's also wearing shorts.
08:36Yeah, so girls are allowed.
08:37No, I'm sorry.
08:38Come on, it's his birthday.
08:39We really want to party.
08:40Please.
08:41Do something.
08:42Please, sir.
08:43No, no, no.
08:44You can't do that.
08:45Do something, man.
08:46Allow us, man.
08:47Okay, yeah, sure.
08:48Please.
08:49Oh, yeah, come on.
08:50Thanks, man.
08:55Guys, I'm really hungry.
08:56Only this time,
08:58for you.
09:02And next time, I'll also come to the shoot with you.
09:04As your caterer.
09:06What do you say?
09:10Hey.
09:11I slept with Raghavendra.
09:32I should go.
09:34I should go.
09:37I should go.
09:51Sid.
09:56I'm sorry.
10:06I'm sorry.
10:32I'm sorry.
10:36I'm sorry.
10:37I'm sorry.
11:05What are you doing?
11:06What are you doing?
11:19All good.
11:20All good.
11:37What are you doing?
11:39Hey, look.
11:40Sid.
11:41Shit.
11:42Where?
11:43That's not Sid, Jackie.
11:44Hari.
11:45Oh.
11:46You look so much like him.
11:48Cute.
11:50Poor thing, man.
11:51Nice guy he was.
11:52Yeah, really nice.
11:54A little too nice for you, right?
12:00Okay.
12:01Time out.
12:04Oh, my God, this jacket.
12:05It reminds me of the school's famous five.
12:08It's a nice anga, no?
12:1010 standard.
12:11That's it.
12:13See?
12:14I can also have a long-term relationship.
12:16With things.
12:18We're all things.
12:19Coaches.
12:20You.
12:22You're the hottest.
12:23Oh, sorry.
12:24Are you blinded by love?
12:26Am I invisible?
12:27We said sorry.
12:28Relax, relax, relax.
12:31Staring into our eyes.
12:32We're a couple.
12:34Oh, you're so coochie-coo.
12:35So sweet.
12:36I love you.
12:37You're the same rubbish.
12:38It's irritating.
12:40What are you doing?
12:41Just go to hell.
12:44Stupid.
12:45Sorry.
12:46Hate couples.
12:51Sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:52How are you, sir?
12:57No, no.
12:58Guys, I have a deadline.
13:01Fine.
13:02Okay.
13:03Look.
13:04Hey, Rana, do you need help?
13:05Okay, okay, guys, listen.
13:06I have to go.
13:07I have my DD appointment.
13:08What's this DD?
13:09Dimaag ka doktor.
13:10My therapist.
13:11Oh, DD.
13:12Rana, you're still going to that DD?
13:14Have to, na.
13:15Dimaag ka doktor?
13:16Why are you going to him?
13:17Are you crazy?
13:18Who's not crazy?
13:20Look at this.
13:24Clap, clap, clap, clap.
13:25Clap.
13:26Trolley.
13:27Action.
13:30Chocolatey.
13:31That's a cut.
13:32Nice.
13:33Good for you, Kyra.
13:34Yeah, good for me.
13:35Okay, guys, ten minutes break.
13:37Rubbish.
13:38I can direct better than this.
13:55Tell me something.
13:58Why did you start going to your therapist?
14:02So I can tell everyone that you're gay?
14:06No.
14:07So I can tell myself
14:10that I'm gay.
14:20When did you fly to Goa?
14:21Don't remind me.
14:22I can't believe I'm going to Goa.
14:24Seriously.
14:25Listen, you're the first human being
14:26to say this so sadly.
14:28Really.
14:29Goa, man.
14:30Enjoy.
14:31Shut up.
14:33And yes, it is sad.
14:34Because I'm going on duty.
14:36I have to go every two or three months
14:37and show my face.
14:39Oh, is it Raghu?
14:41It's duty.
14:43Yes, mom.
14:44I'm coming tomorrow.
14:47God, what?
14:48Food all the time.
14:50You cook whatever you want.
14:51Don't ask me.
14:53Because I'm busy.
14:56Mothers.
14:57Mothers.
14:58Same standard question all the time.
15:00What do you want to eat?
15:01What do you want to cook?
15:02This isn't my real mother.
15:03She has lost her memory.
15:05Kaira.
15:06So you want to eat my food, my mom?
15:08Only way to handle the torture.
15:10I think this time
15:11I'll work on my short film.
15:13Short film?
15:14Sorry.
15:15The longest project of the century.
15:17That's so bitchy.
15:18No, it's true.
15:19Okay.
15:20How's the French food?
15:21What is this landline?
15:22I don't know about French,
15:23but this dip is amazing.
15:25Really?
15:26Full desi spice.
15:27Try it.
15:28This dip is from Kaira's fridge.
15:30I made puff pastries.
15:31It looks quite nice.
15:32Kee, smile.
15:33Jackie, at last you made something.
15:35What do you mean, at last?
15:37What are you, a filmmaker?
15:38You're the only important people in the world.
15:40We're all useless.
15:42Point.
15:43I've decided to work on myself.
15:45That's a very tough job.
15:47Do it.
15:48Do it.
15:50Hey, what?
15:51Bye.
15:52What's wrong with you?
15:53I'm not going to Goa.
15:55Guess what?
15:56Raghu called.
15:57Your friend.
15:58And I'm going to shoot a music video here in three days.
16:01We're going to shoot a music video in three days.
16:02Now get ready.
16:03Okay.
16:04I've never seen anybody so excited not going to Goa.
16:06No Goa.
16:08No Goa.
16:09No Goa.
16:10No Goa.
16:13What's wrong with him?
16:16It's not because of my food.
16:18Okay, everybody just get away from the table.
16:20Get away from the table.
16:21This food is contaminated.
16:26Hey, pals.
16:27You're good?
16:28Coco.
16:29Guess what?
16:30What's up?
16:31I'm pregnant.
16:33What?
16:34It wasn't Jackie's food.
16:36Oh my God, Maddy!
16:37Congratulations!
16:39I mean, we're supposed to be happy, no?
16:41I don't know.
16:42I want to throw up right now.
16:44I swear I do.
16:45Maddy!
16:46Hello.
16:47Hi.
16:49May I go?
16:50Yes, please.
16:51No, I'm just kidding.
16:54I'm just very excited.
16:55Are you pregnant too?
16:57So, I was working on this co-production with this New York film company.
17:02And it's come through.
17:03That's amazing!
17:04Congrats!
17:05Thank you.
17:06Wow.
17:07You're going to be shooting a feature in the US.
17:09Yes.
17:10Tell me more.
17:11Good script?
17:12It's superb.
17:13I mean, are you going to be filming in New York?
17:15You're going to be filming in New York.
17:19As in, we're going to be filming in New York.
17:22No, if you're not available, then some other cameraman...
17:24Oh my God!
17:25I will kill you!
17:28See, I told you.
17:29Going to and from Goa is lucky.
17:31Lucky for you.
17:33Unlucky for me.
17:35My husband...
17:37You're sure, right?
17:38You're not doing this because you think I'm hot, right?
17:42Obviously.
17:43What do you think?
17:44Because you're talented?
17:47You're crazy.
17:49Why are you so complicated?
17:51You're the best.
17:52That's why you got the job.
17:53Simple.
17:54Thank you.
17:55No, seriously.
17:56Thank you.
17:58Period.
17:59It's only men in your life.
18:00Shut up.
18:01You'll get to spend time with Raghu when you're in New York.
18:04When you're shooting for three months.
18:06Hello, ladies.
18:07And one gent.
18:08Hello.
18:09Oh, sorry.
18:10Two gents.
18:11Can I steal Kaira from you?
18:12No.
18:13Just for a minute, please.
18:14Thief.
18:15Yes.
18:16We want to hear everything too.
18:17What?
18:18We want to hear everything too.
18:19I can't hear anything.
18:20One whiskey on the rocks, please.
18:24Yes.
18:25Sorry, boss.
18:26Oh.
18:27Oh.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Nice, nice.
18:30Again, he's photobombing.
18:33So, I'm off to New York tonight.
18:36What?
18:37Yeah.
18:38The financiers called.
18:39They want to meet you urgently.
18:42Someone has to fly so that you can fly.
18:46Okay.
18:47Go.
18:48Go.
18:49Go.
18:50Fly.
18:51Have a nice flight.
18:52That's it.
18:54Have a nice flight.
18:56What else should I say?
18:58Say something.
19:00You dragged me here.
19:01You say something.
19:03First of all, stop looking so hot.
19:06And tie your hair.
19:12And behave yourself, okay?
19:13Just for two weeks.
19:15I've tied my hair.
19:16Are you happy now?
19:17Very happy.
19:18How do I look?
19:19Lovely.
19:22Listen, I wanted to talk to you.
19:26Hey, hi.
19:27Do you want to maybe hit the dance floor?
19:30Hi, Justin Bieber.
19:31Oh, hey.
19:32We're just in the middle of a conversation.
19:39Anyway, you were saying?
19:40Yeah, so I was saying that...
19:44Gautami...
19:45Who?
19:46Gautami Sharma will be the line producer of this film.
19:50Okay, so?
19:52I mean, it's the financier's recommendation.
19:54She thinks that she's the best person for this job.
19:57What are you trying to say?
19:59So...
20:02Gautami and I were in a relationship a long time ago.
20:09Okay, it's a reunion.
20:11That's amazing.
20:12Okay, enjoy.
20:13Reunion, my foot.
20:14It's going to be a really awkward situation.
20:17I mean, she was just...
20:18Oh, she was such a weird one.
20:19I don't even feel like seeing her.
20:22I just want the work to go well, that's it.
20:25And I thought you should know.
20:28Yeah, cool.
20:29Whatever.
20:32What whatever?
20:33Come here.
20:36Anyway, these days I keep thinking about some other girl.
20:45What?
20:51Look, I think it's...
20:54It's time that we...
20:57Got serious about each other.
21:02I think it's time that you go.
21:04Do you want to miss the flight?
21:07I am serious.
21:08I am not joking.
21:10We really should...
21:15Sir, we have a flight to catch.
21:17Yeah, yeah, okay.
21:18Sorry, it's late.
21:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
21:21Go.
21:23It's okay, go.
21:25It's cool.
21:26Really?
21:28Don't you want to say anything else?
21:30No.
21:31That's it for now.
21:33Let's go.
21:34Bye.
21:37Really?
21:38What time is it?
21:39Shut up!
21:40Shut up!
21:41Shut up!
21:42Shut up!
21:43Shut up!
21:44Shut up!
21:45Shut up!
21:46Shut up!
21:47Shut up!
21:48Shut up!
21:51Why don't you seriously think about Raghuvendra, Coco?
21:55He is absolutely right for you.
21:58That's why some people shouldn't drink.
22:02What should we think about Raghuvendra?
22:04Is he the only guy in the world?
22:05And you tell me, why shouldn't we think about him?
22:08Wait, I will tell you point by point why Raghuvendra
22:11is the perfect guy for Coco.
22:15Okay?
22:17Point number one.
22:19And this is the most important point in the world.
22:21Yes, Jackie.
22:22He is good looking.
22:25Duh!
22:27Only 2% people in the world are good looking.
22:30So if you want to spend your life with someone,
22:33you should at least have a handsome face every morning.
22:38Point number two.
22:40He has a great sense of humor.
22:43More laughter means more sex.
22:47Where are you getting this information from?
22:51Point number three.
22:53He understands your profession and work.
22:57If you get married to a software engineer or a farmer,
23:02what will you discuss on Raspur Dinner Table?
23:04Virus?
23:05Gover?
23:06Hello, my husband is a software engineer.
23:08And we have very interesting conversations.
23:10Very interesting discussions.
23:11Like what?
23:12Like a lot of things.
23:13Like what?
23:14And I am sure farmers are also very interesting.
23:16They tell us about organic vegetables.
23:19They also tell us where to get cow's milk.
23:22Go marry a farmer.
23:23Ganju.
23:24Yes.
23:25Tell them I am right.
23:27Yeah, yeah.
23:28Please, please.
23:29Give us your male point of view.
23:30Guys, just shut up.
23:32Just shut up.
23:33All this is useless.
23:35Because he is going to New York to meet his ex-girlfriend.
23:38So then, just shut up.
23:40Ex-girlfriend?
23:42That's just great.
23:44Ex is ex.
23:46Everything is in the past.
23:48Just punch her.
23:49No.
23:50The most important question is, move your leg.
23:53Are you his present?
23:56Now.
23:58William Faulkner once said, the past is never dead.
24:02In fact, it's not even the past.
24:08What?
24:09Did you learn from Didi?
24:10Yeah, I want to go to Didi.
24:12Go, go.
24:33Raghu.
24:36Take it, take it.
24:38No.
24:40I don't need it.
24:41Stop acting pricey.
24:43I know you like Raghu.
24:45No.
24:46I don't.
24:48Take it.
24:49Keep it.
24:50Very tasty.
24:51So yum.
24:53Yum, Jackie.
24:54So cheap.
24:55Ooh.
24:56I love it.
24:58Yum, Jackie.
24:59So cheap.
25:00Ooh.
25:01I love the taste of Raghu.
25:04Have you gone mad?
25:06You won't get it later.
25:08Grab now.
25:10Yeah.
25:11You've gone mad.
25:20Pasta.
25:29No, no, no.
25:30Don't be so desperate, yeah.
25:32Let him call.
25:33Let him call.
25:40And this water.
25:43Didi.
25:44Hmm?
25:45New photo.
25:47Yeah.
25:48It's nice, right?
25:51Eat, eat, eat.
25:52It'll get cold.
25:58Raghu.
26:00Raghu, Raghu, Raghu.
26:02Just crush the blacks.
26:06More.
26:07More, more, more.
26:09See?
26:10Yeah.
26:11More, more, more.
26:12More.
26:14Yeah.
26:15It's fine?
26:16Yeah.
26:17Okay.
26:18Let's play.
26:20Much better.
26:21See?
26:22Much better.
26:23Okay.
26:24Now pause and just zoom in.
26:27Shit.
26:28Ganju, I told you to remind me at 3.
26:30I had to take Fatty to the doctor.
26:33Fatty.
26:34I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
26:35I'm leaving right now.
26:36Just leave it.
26:37No, no, no.
26:38You wait there.
26:39I'm coming there.
26:40I'm coming there.
26:41To eat the canteen's vada pav.
26:42The doctor's appointment got cancelled.
26:48Slander.
26:50Hello?
26:54What?
26:57You're not going to believe this.
26:58Hmm?
27:00Being single and being a criminal is the same thing today.
27:03Huh?
27:04My landlord is kicking me out of the house.
27:06He's kicking me out.
27:07What?
27:08Now I'm going to be homeless like millions in Mumbai city.
27:11And you want to know what the reason is?
27:13Did I damage the house?
27:14No.
27:15Did I not pay the rent?
27:16No.
27:17The building owners have decided that only married people and families can live here.
27:21I mean, is that even legal?
27:23Oh my God.
27:24All this happened just now?
27:25Yes, just now.
27:26I just got his call.
27:27All these days I was avoiding his calls.
27:29Gosh.
27:30Fatty, I have to vacate the house at the end of the month.
27:32I don't know what to do.
27:33Damn these people, man.
27:34Mumbai.
27:35India's most modern, cosmopolitan city.
27:38Seriously?
27:41Listen.
27:42You know you can live with me, right?
27:44Yeah, that's not the point.
27:49You know, in a way, thank God.
27:51Thank God I'm not leaving this city or country because of this project.
27:56But seriously, what thinking?
27:58No marriage means no home for women.
28:00I mean...
28:01You can't live with your in-laws after marriage.
28:04Why don't people make it like that?
28:09Forget it.
28:12So, when is the New York shoot?
28:17I don't know.
28:18We'll know in a month, I think.
28:20Exactly.
28:21When the man returns.
28:23The man has not called?
28:25Didn't Raghuvendra call?
28:28No.
28:32What?
28:35What?
28:36Why are you looking so suspicious?
28:40Fatty?
28:41Tell me.
28:42We got engaged.
28:44Huh?
28:46We got engaged.
28:49I'm sorry.
28:50Whom did you get engaged to?
28:53Raghuvendra.
28:55When?
28:57Last week.
28:59Last week?
29:01He was just here.
29:02I mean, he just left.
29:05I know.
29:06Hold on.
29:07Who told you?
29:08How do you know?
29:09Ajay, who's in the production.
29:11Just one second.
29:12He's not even messaged.
29:14Yeah.
29:15Who told you?
29:16Ajay, he's in the production.
29:17He's in New York with Raghuvendra.
29:19He got engaged?
29:22I don't believe this.
29:23With whom?
29:24Coco.
29:25Please, one second.
29:26How can he?
29:28Coco.
29:29God, this is just getting worse.
29:33How could he?
29:47Are you okay?
29:48It's the chilies.
29:56Do you want to know with whom?
30:02No.
30:17Okay.
30:18Okay, bye.
30:19Yeah.