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00:00Okay, tell me one thing, Roos, why is there a picture of girls on the pack of soap?
00:04Do we boys bathe?
00:08My son was angry with his mother and was sitting outside the house.
00:10I said, son, why are you sitting outside?
00:11He said, I don't want your wife, I want my wife.
00:17If all the daughters are good, and the upbringing is also good,
00:21then where does such a dangerous wife come from?
00:23I have seen some girls, I have seen some girls, their tantrums, their demands can never be fulfilled.
00:31Even if the dacoit kidnaps them, they will say, excuse me, I will sit on the side with the mirror.
00:42His wife is telling him to remove the bag from above, I can't reach my hand.
00:45What to do, okay, try with your tongue.
00:47I say, if you want to live in people's hearts, then take a loan from them.
00:58Do you know when I was the most ashamed in the world?
01:00When I was sick once and a beautiful lady doctor came and said, this injection will not be applied on the arm.
01:07One of my friends came to my house after a long time.
01:09I asked him, what will you drink, tea or cold?
01:11He said, until the tea is made, you order cold.
01:18The boys who can't even hold the legs of the goat at the sacrifice, they are also saying,
01:21darling, you can't take anything from me.
01:26If your face looks like a donkey, then what is the fault of this poor donkey?
01:34We can walk without slippers, but slippers cannot walk without us.
01:41He has just promised me that he has stopped eating Mawa.
01:44Which is a very good thing.
01:51What is the most difficult thing to do in winter?
01:53Get up from the bed and go to the washroom.
01:59Tell me, so many people are dying in the world, where are you at that time?
02:05And what you think is chicken soup, it is actually the water of the chicken's death.
02:10Son, who does not study in your class?
02:12He said, teacher.
02:16Now you see, these children are the brains of today.
02:18Now a small child is saying, my family says everything that happens for good.
02:22But when I fail in school, why don't all the family say this?
02:28Uncle talks so weird.
02:30I asked him, what is your wish?
02:32What is your dream?
02:33He said, I have 4-5 children and all have different mothers.
02:40My wife is telling me to take her for a walk.
02:42I took her to the graveyard.
02:43She said, what is this joke?
02:44I said, people die to come here.
02:50Do you know who is the most innocent person in the world?
02:52Who?
02:53Sitting in front of mom and dad, he is your friend.
02:58This girl is complaining to me.
02:59What?
03:00She is saying that he used to see me secretly while going to school every day.
03:04Today he took 1000 rupees to see me.
03:06Why?
03:07He became a doctor.
03:10The teacher is telling the child that it is humanity to help others.
03:14Yes.
03:15So the child is saying that during the exam, you don't become a human being yourself, nor do you let us become.
03:22My wife makes so many requests.
03:24I had a fight with my wife.
03:25What?
03:26I said, I am going to commit suicide.
03:27She said, get me 2-3 white suits.
03:28What will I wear on the day of mourning?
03:33The teacher is asking him, son, which day are you happy?
03:35What is he doing?
03:36He is saying, the day you are sick.
03:38The teacher is asking him, son, how can we keep our school clean by staying at home?
03:45Sir, last year when there was heavy rainfall, the payment for that is also coming in our bills.