The Great indian Kapil Sharma show
Transcript
00:00Here you go, ma'am. Tea.
00:01Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:02Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:04Ah!
00:06Is this tea or poison?
00:08I made tea.
00:10It must have been poisoned by your mouth.
00:17Anyway, drink it.
00:19Poison doesn't affect you anyway.
00:23What kind of a daughter-in-law is she?
00:24She argues with her mother-in-law.
00:26Thank God I didn't argue.
00:28My friend is over there.
00:30I'll make him fight.
00:32So, your fake teeth won't be able to protect themselves.
00:36Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:38Oh, you're giving me so many answers.
00:39Forget about the tea.
00:41Someone get me a pill for my BP.
00:43I'll get you a pill called SIFT.
00:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:48All your ailments will be cured.
00:49Make it.
00:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:57A big round of applause for Saniya.
01:00Thank you, Saniya. Thank you.
01:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:07Oh-ho-ho.
01:08Oh-ho-ho.
01:10Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
01:12Oh, my God!
01:13Our country's gold medalist is here.
01:15Give him a big round of applause.
01:19Guess what I've made for you today.
01:22Okay.
01:22Guess.
01:23This is... I'll tell you.
01:26It's a sweet dish made of gold.
01:32This is a sweet dish made of carrots.
01:33But it's 24 carats, bro.
01:35Oh, yes. 24 carats.
01:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:39It's made of 24 carats, man.
01:42It's made of 24 carats.
01:45Don't eat any of his dishes.
01:47The other day, the customer asked me to get minced chicken.
01:50He got chicken and minced chicken.
01:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:53He spoils my work.
01:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:55If you ask me to get minced chicken,
01:57I'll get minced chicken.
01:59If you ask me to get chicken kebab,
02:01I'll get chicken kebab.
02:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
02:05What are you doing here?
02:06Look, like Virat Kohli,
02:08I want to become a dietitian like you.
02:11You're Virat Kohli's dietitian?
02:13No, I want to become one like him.
02:15Virat Kohli.
02:15I want to become one like you.
02:17You can keep me as a dietitian.
02:19Believe me. You trust me.
02:21I've eaten pizza, burger, samosa,
02:25kachori, I'll make them all disappear.
02:27How? Look at your face first.
02:28How will you make me a dietitian?
02:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
02:36I can't diet myself.
02:40Mary, that's the plan.
02:42As soon as samosa and kachori come to you...
02:43No, no, I'll eat it.
02:45I'll eat it.
02:47Why have I made this?
02:48For your fitness.
02:50I'll make any junk food, fried food reach you.