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00:00Previously on Mama Jim from Not Too Hot, y'all know me and my family from the pop
00:05culture phenomenon. Here comes Honey Boo Boo. My no-good cheating ex dropped the bomb.
00:11I'm getting married. Married to what? And the best revenge is me looking good. I
00:17have an idea. It's called the revenge diet. If you get small enough, you might can get a
00:21hot guy to go to the wedding with you. You wanna tighten that ass up, do it for you.
00:25Don't do it for him. I'm about to start the biggest transformation of my life, both
00:30physically and emotionally. I'm probably the most ruthless girl that you will ever meet. I just
00:36don't want it to be like a job interview. Where are you going? Are you leaving her? What the f**k? Like who leaves? F**k him. I'm just gonna chow down. But dieting alone just ain't cutting it, so I'm gonna have to take bigger
00:49steps to get this weight off. And your stomach is going to look something like
00:53this. We cut and remove and make it into a tube. You'll never be able to eat a large portion again. This surgery means big changes. What is this for? It's your bacon scented pillow. And not everyone in my family is happy about it. So you're willing to go under the knife, under the knife, under the knife, under the knife. Put yourself at risk every single time. I know within time carrying weight around that it will actually catch up with me. I could die. Are you worried that you're gonna have a whole
01:23different mama? Yeah, I know I am. You're not gonna believe your eyes when I go from not to hot. A few weeks ago, I decided to get weight loss surgery in L.A. I don't wanna lie to you. I'm nervous because this is it. This is the last time I'm gonna be big. I mean, it's emotional to know that I'm gonna be a different person in a couple months. But I'm also excited just to see what this new life
01:53has to hold. You are Shannon June? S-H-A-N-N-O-N? Last name's Shannon, yes. Yes. It's a lot like going through my mind at that present time. I mean, I'm thinking about my kids, I'm thinking about me, I'm thinking about the surgery. Everybody in the family might not agree with this
02:23gastric sleeve surgery, but I mean, this is what I want for me. I mean, I've been dealing with this weight all of my life, and I wanna show me and the kids that I can change and live a healthier life. And when Sugar sees that no one approved me at his wedding, he's gonna be so jealous about what he's missing out on. Mama! Are you excited to see us? Yes! It means a lot to have y'all here. I feel like I'm about to cry.
02:53Because you're here. I don't know. I'm scared, too. But I know that, like, y'all are worried about me not coming back. There's something happening. Because it's always been us. I kind of have something to tell you, but I really don't want to. I'm hungry.
03:21I wish I could eat right now. Feeding tube? No, no, no, no, no feeding tube. Yeah, but I'm still a little nervous. He's not gonna let you die. He could possibly bleed out, but, you know, he'll be all right. Okay, Julie, let's get you ready for surgery. Don't cry. Get out of your nervous stage! I love you. I'll see you later. Be good. I love you. I love you, bitch.
03:51Mama's being wheeled into the OR, and I'm really scared for her. There's a lot of risk. She can, like, bleed to death. She could possibly not come out, like, the right way. It's just, like, ugh, so stressful.
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05:39ready to take the stomach out now you're loaded all right let's do it stapler
05:47ready fire
05:52we're using a special surgical stapler that lays three rows of titanium staples
05:57that seals as it cuts so that there's no bleeding show me the staple line please
06:05uh dr harvard hold on one second please uh you're venting a little too much i need
06:11some more light on this erica she's stable i'm gonna bleed
06:29the moment's still in surgery and i don't know what to think because it's like it's taking forever
06:35but i mean there ain't nothing we can do about it but just wait yeah and i'm nervous
06:54hey guys i wanted to come and let you guys know the surgery's over and
07:02everything went really really well
07:04yay look at her are you relieved
07:09i'm very relieved that my mom came out of surgery okay like i was very nervous when she went in
07:15she's a little bit out of it but she's okay you get to sit with her a little bit okay
07:20your chest hurts heartburn you you feel like it's heartburn it's not really heartburn hurts
07:35yeah let's give you a little pain meds we'll take that edge off
07:40do you hear that mama she's out of it but take her a little while to wake up do you know what's
07:48your name jim when's your birthday 80 and 70 hey mama well since you're out of it maybe it's a good
08:00time to ask you for a new car can i get a new ipad mama no you don't know nothing do you
08:10literally when you were coming out of anesthesia you looked like this
08:14i did not look like that oh yeah you did it was just like
08:21i feel like i was gonna throw up the whole time after anesthesia
08:24ew congratulations you had a boy
08:37have you heard from june yet no i don't know if june's out of surgery yet or not
08:42i'm just real concerned i mean this is so catastrophically life-changing and for her
08:49it's going to be that way but for the better in her mind her weight loss is gonna make her
08:55feel sexy oh i guarantee it'll make her feel sexy all right then she's gonna have that new body and
09:00she's gonna be rocking some outfits that she never would have even dreamed she could wear
09:06she would wear it to a piece she'll go swimming next year god i don't know if i'm ready for that
09:12could you imagine that no we've never seen her like that i don't know i guess you'll wait and
09:17see i think june thinks that it's not going to be worked i mean she's going to change her entire
09:23life her entire way of thinking her entire way of eating she's gonna have to change
09:29everything she knows i don't know i think she's in for a rude awakening and i'm just terrified
09:36so
09:42do you want to practice getting out of bed my hand oh god hold on you got it
09:49good and then so try and get up all the way good push push push legs go up arms go up
09:56you're right there yeah well it is day one after the surgery and i'm feeling every bit of the pain
10:05today i'm very very sore very agitated
10:11oh we
10:15my pain level right now is probably like a seven
10:18it's manageable but it's more like sore and hurting oh god i'm dreading this
10:29i'd have to say the biggest struggle that i had to deal with so far
10:32is drinking the water because it's cramping my stomach so bad
10:36like so it's like making me hurt even worse here goes nothing
10:53um
11:00hey mama hey
11:04oh y'all bought me some more this is from us too so how are things going today i'm hoping to get
11:11out of this place today the hardest part is over the surgery's happened and i'm excited to go home
11:16and watch the fat just like come off of me and in a couple months from now i'm gonna be sitting
11:21back relaxing and dating hot men do you still have that heartburn i'm a little bit like i've
11:30been like burping a lot oh my god it smells like sulfur
11:42so what do you have to do to get out of here i have to drink all this and then they're gonna
11:45give me a shake and i have to keep this down and the shake down you better keep them down i will
11:50force them down you can this bottle right here can take over an hour to drink for real she's gonna
11:57have a little bit of water at a time it already fills her up you gotta sit here and guzzle this
12:01water down as bad as i would normally do it then it will start leaking out oh dang it'll be like
12:09leaking out your stomach be like no there'll be water coming out your stomach um it could
12:18i know a lot of likes to joke about my stomach leaking that could actually happen
12:22and that's not funny at all coming up on mama jean from not too hot remember the first year
12:29you're learning how to eat all over again from scratch this is your revenge dress
12:35it's like 25 smaller than me please let me be under 300 pounds you have to lose more weight
12:42a hundred pounds more like this oh my god get you back on the scene
12:47i think mama needs like a redneck do i go car you ever done that my being your adventure
12:58it's been four days since my weight loss surgery and today's my checkup without the
13:02face to see if i can head back to georgia so first thing i want to have you lift your
13:07shirt for me so i can see the incisions beautiful you can't see anything at all
13:11so once these heal you're gonna have essentially no scars whatsoever i'm very happy with the
13:16results of that mama you're gonna be looking sexy in that bikini i'm gonna buy you no no no no no
13:21so we'll start talking about how you guys are gonna take care of her in the next month and
13:25two months and three months we're gonna learn how to eat all over again from scratch and you too
13:32like i have no idea what this man's talking about mama's on this diet but i'm not boo-boo
13:39i like my curves so you want to stay away from fried foods stay away from high fattening foods
13:46i mean seriously this dude is really crazy so mama can eat salads like can she like fried
13:52chicken and like pork or like ribs okay not at the beginning at all
14:00not at the beginning at all this is again when she starts eating months down the line
14:06so it's like a baby baby's born first you give it only liquids only milk and then later you
14:11try to give them like vegetables and stuff like that not french fries quite yet we didn't do this
14:18so that we can find ways so she can eat right we did this so she can get healthy
14:23i'm not jumping on any bandwagon unless it has like cheeseburgers and stuff so
14:29just remember the first year you're learning to not do things just because you can't you
14:35want to change your perspective you want to change the way you think not as to can i do this
14:40but as to do i want to do this because if you always are testing what can i do that
14:46boundary is going to keep increasing and increasing okay the surgery that we're going to do is
14:50increasing okay the surgery's over with and now here comes the hard part step one of my
14:56transformation was a weight loss surgery step two is learning how to eat all over again
15:01so does that mean she's good to go home she's good to travel now she's gonna keep in close
15:06contact with me so safe travels and happy birthday i can't wait till i see you did you say happy
15:14this is like a new new birth for her new reborn she's gonna transform into someone
15:19a little baby let's go let's go get some birthday cake yeah
15:32all right mama you ready oh i'm so glad to be home oh god i feel like i'm pregnant i'm waddling
15:41now that i'm back at home reality's starting to set in everything is about to change i can't eat
15:47but the plus side of this thing is i don't work out or lose the weight jellybean mama's home where
15:53you at welcome home wow girl you look pretty good after somebody just had surgery how you feel i
16:00feel like i'm five months pregnant and fixing to explode just five months i mean heck i am here
16:05i made sure the girls had a healthy meal and then i also got you a welcome home present come on i
16:11had to give her some kind of motivation and she's got to be looking good at sugar bear's wedding
16:16so here you go do you like sexy lingerie or something i wouldn't do that in front of the girls
16:20oh god what is it
16:25whoa this is your revenge dress look this is for sugar bear's wedding this is what you're working
16:31towards to go oh baby baby look at me well you got this we'll see if you can fit into that
16:37what size is that size four i'm a 22 24 right now and you could be a four oh that dress is gonna
16:46fit no thanks honey this is like 20 size smaller than yeah i mean right now i can't even imagine
16:55myself in this red dress that amber got i mean that dress looks tiny plus i don't even have a
17:00date to the wedding so what's the point you're gonna look better than the bride oh i'm gonna
17:05look better than her any damn way well this will definitely any day of the week so what do y'all
17:09think i like this you think i should wear this to sugar bear's wedding i think mama's gonna look
17:14fine in that red dress she looked fine before i could do like the Marilyn Monroe thing whatever
17:21no comment on that one she was gonna be like damn i want to hit that with my sausage oh god
17:29all right come on let's eat want some chicken can you use the spoon who uses spoons
17:38so when do you expect to start losing the weight they said maybe like
17:4130 pounds maybe like the first month why aren't you eating i can't eat nothing
17:46but liquid remember that well i think i got one of the juices
17:48no no no no no sit down sit down
17:54what are you doing to wear your pretty little hair off
18:03he's like a mad scientist okay i think it's done alana is done
18:10i think you've killed the blender
18:12it's real good for you alana i have to do liquid it is the liquid go for it dude just oh i can't
18:22watch oh my god alana's really sweet but as a mother with taste buds this is not gonna work
18:29oh let me try let's see how good it is taste it
18:34good chefs always supposed to try their creation
18:36no you didn't let me open your mouth
18:44she's gonna throw up
18:49adjusting to this new life after the surgery is gonna be really hard
18:53but i have to say the most emotional thing that i'm gonna be going through
18:56is having to be able to stay on course and not lose my own surprise
19:07i wish i could have some of that sweet goodness
19:11don't worry you're not missing anything but it's delicious pleasure enjoying that
19:18i have to say it's been pretty hard to resist all the good food that everybody's been eating
19:22around me you want back no but i'm pretty proud of myself for staying to this liquid diet
19:29i've been on an all liquid diet for four months now and i'm getting sick of it liquid in liquid
19:34out i want food okay it's been 12 weeks let's see how much weight i've lost
19:44please please please let me be under 300 pounds
19:50coming up on mama jean from not too hot i have the best hands but you need to lose more weight
19:56what downstream bean you don't lost a couple pounds you know
20:02where is mama honestly don't lay pumpkin she's not out here mama this is not good at all
20:21please please please let me be under 300 pounds
20:26oh mama damn this ain't too bad i'll be in that red dress before i know it
20:33give me give me some of that yeah
20:39june we're here gina is my love to hate manager we got some good news for you she lives in la but
20:46she flies to georgia too damn much to check on me wow look at you june you look amazing
20:52look good right oh my god i haven't seen you since the surgery seeing the smaller june i am
20:56just completely blown away this is natasha she's a trainer from la who's been giving you the juices
21:02i brought natasha in because a-list celebrities like matthew mcconaughey fergie heidi klum they
21:08call natasha when they need to get in the best shape possible this is exactly what june needs
21:15hi what did you bring her for okay so this is natasha she seems like one of those la
21:23celebrity trainers that think that her don't stink i mean what the f*** is that outfit on for
21:29so i have the best news okay remember i was working on the big deal for you
21:34yeah now it's really happening there's gonna be a big photo shoot to reveal the skinny mama june
21:41okay this photo shoot is going to be the launching point for her like the change of her career the
21:47change of her life this is going to totally rebrand her this is where it all starts and
21:52it's going to take place the same week as sherbert's wedding what what the hell i mean
21:58this is bullsh** it's like this could be a big press moment it's gonna be june all by herself
22:03super single we're gonna get you all clowned up new body the new june nobody knows what june's
22:10doing right now june ain't doing nothing june's gonna be working out non-stop and that's why i got
22:17natasha here she's gonna give you all the tools you need to make sure that that happens i brought
22:21you a workout plan very easy to follow so you can do this by yourself after i leave i had surgery
22:29you cleared the doctor said you're ready to go i need to get this damn surgery to lose weight i
22:34didn't think gina was gonna put me on a workout plan too you have to lose more weight i'm losing
22:39weight i know but you need to lose some more a lot more like a hundred pounds more i gotta lose a
22:45hundred pounds this isn't what i signed up for so cardi is going to be a big part of your workouts
22:52and i would like to download this app to your phone so you can track your workouts and your progress
22:58and it overdue god don't be all on my phone trying to look at my business
23:04great so it's downloading right now so it's super easy to use maybe a gps tracker it will show you
23:11how fast you went how many miles you went even the map where you went and she's gonna be there
23:17like anything you need just you know you can call her text or whatever i'll think about it
23:24this is not to be thought about this is this is not an option
23:28please i've been on my own since i was 12 i don't need anybody's help i can do it myself
23:40great dinner mike this is a fine dining right here oh whatever
23:47damn strain bean you're looking all good you don't lost a couple pounds
23:51lost a couple pounds you look so good i put her ass on a plate and sop her up with biscuit
23:58y'all are here every day and y'all just not noticing i'm losing weight you're about to
24:01blow away i say how much have you lost uh about 60 pounds wow do i look good
24:12you look good but you still got a ways to go
24:15come on you know she's gonna be look banging in that red dress we'll see
24:19don't shoot i look good oh oh oh look at her strutting
24:25pop lock and drop it look at you showing off that where's the dollar bills at
24:32you want some hold on i'm gonna get my 20s out now
24:37you know what i'm saying okay you lost all this weight sugar bear's wedding's coming up
24:42we're gonna get you back on the scene i mean why are y'all always trying to set me up like i'm
24:47trying to work on myself we'll work on you that's fine and that's how we're trying to do is help you
24:52work on you i'm straight to the point every woman needs a man who's gonna work take care of her and
24:57treat her good because he's something that she's picking things working you know what i'm saying
25:01but you really do need to get back into the swing of things alana's got a boyfriend what
25:07what have you been on a date yet she's 11 calm down i mean the only date she has is at school
25:15yeah for real i mean i guess if alana's got a boyfriend i should get back in the dating pool
25:19but after the last date that i had that it's pretty much like dying and ditched on me
25:27beat the guy what the like who leaves i'm really kind of worried about putting myself
25:33back out there into the dating world i mean rejection just sucks all right how about this
25:38why don't you focus on you getting healthy finish losing however much weight you plan on losing
25:44and leave the dating to us really yeah we got this well you know you don't have the best
25:50choices in men here we go so if you let us help you then it'll it'll be good
25:57this is what i hear
25:59well y'all figure it out and whatever just do whatever y'all do but we're gonna get hooked up
26:04we need to yeah hook her up with some way give mike a break thank you well let's all join hands
26:10here we go and lord we ask that you shouldn't send a handyman if you would you know she needs
26:17a man around here that can fix things other than me lord and jesus name i pray amen amen
26:26amen
26:30now that the whole family's talking about set me up with guys and those photoshoots booked
26:35well josh said i was gonna have to work out every day not something we're looking forward to but
26:40i've only got a few months to get in shape for the photoshoot and sugar's wedding so
26:45here we go i'm gonna give this a shot
26:47mama what are you doing go go you have to walk at least five miles you haven't even
26:53left the house yet will you hush go whatever no i'm done
27:01everything is getting to be new new diet new working out i mean i haven't even seen this
27:06getting to be new new diet new working out i mean i haven't even seen this part of my neighborhood
27:13if i'm not in a car
27:17yo when you left after walking miles after miles i mean my feet are hurting my arms gonna fall off
27:24mom's already heavy enough i mean hello i have bat wings
27:29oh
27:34i need your help i need to set up a date for your mom i think mama needs like a redneck
27:39i do too here let's type it up where can a redneck woman oh my gosh find a redneck
27:50man mama doesn't need some city boy she needs somebody who's like backwoods country
27:59somebody who's exactly like what she wants to do find anything
28:05what it actually exists you're kidding redneckandsingle.com oh my god all right
28:12i gotta check this out we'll make mama a profile oh my god alon you better not let mama find out
28:17about this me i would never tell i'm a sweet little angel
28:25username redneck lover oh gosh seeking redneck romance heck yeah
28:37oh he's kind of cute see how you're underage i think i'll handle the account just remember
28:42that this guy is for mom not like you don't be getting any ideas yeah you just took all the fun
28:48out of it where is mama she's just on a jog she left the house like an hour ago well let's go
28:54look for her come on um pumpkin sugar bear's taking me to lunch and i think he's gonna make
29:02me meet his fiance i'm a little nervous mama ain't gonna be happy about that oh my god i don't
29:10see your pumpkin you don't neither do i alana where is she who freaking knows she couldn't
29:17have got that far because it takes her ass an hour to waddle down the damn steps
29:22honestly don't know pumpkin she's not out here
29:29this is not good why would she leave her ways there i honestly don't know
29:33mama this is not good at all coming up on mama june from not too hot pretty
29:40sad if he's finally getting me jennifer and i love her and all that
29:44hi alana i'm going to be your new stepmom
29:48how about just for one day you let him take control of things
29:53really in the nascar right i don't know how this guy knows so much about me but it's a little creepy
30:11why are you in those heels practicing for his wedding i am excited to be in the wedding
30:16wow because i get to wear a dress and stuff like
30:21and i should be the cutest one at the wedding besides me
30:26she's hilarious you should have her on more she's hilarious
30:29isn't that just sweet your first walk of shame
30:50where is she at yeah i'm not sure i'm walking over an hour ago
30:54holy 0.37 miles only 40 calories i really think this new exercise that's broken or is rigged
31:02it felt like i was walking for miles but come to find out i didn't walk for like 0.37 miles
31:11is that her this lazy ass why are you sitting on the curb you scared us we thought you were
31:20i'm tired you know your ass is sitting on the damn curb it don't take you over an hour to
31:25walk the whole neighborhood it does it does not when you're sitting on the damn curb
31:30so i'm glad that you came and got me okay get in the damn car you gonna help me let's go come on
31:37let me get in okay pumpkin i'm not playing with you today if you were worried about me you'd let
31:42me get in the car before i died let me in i gotta get ready for my date i don't want him to see me
31:48look like a sweaty pig let me in get out now i'm not in line walk with the car come on two kids
31:55for sale for the right price who wants to buy them let's go mama let's go pumpkin
32:12you know now that i have my license i don't mind dropping you off to your little date or whatever
32:16but please do not think i am your personal chauffeur i mean you gotta come back and get
32:21me right if it don't work out well you better hope he takes you home so uh me and the girls
32:26got june a date online really really really really why couldn't you just set her up with
32:32someone you went to school with i would not do that to them i'm kind of getting tired of like
32:36amber and dodo thinking that they always know what like i want my life and dates and i mean i
32:42don't think it's a bad idea for people to actually try and pick out dates for you because
32:48you always have like bad luck with guys i mean you sugar for an example you know what i'm saying
32:54yeah i mean sugar was i mean he was always cheating he was always doing stupid and i mean
32:58i'm tired of it but i'm also tired of like meeting people and thinking that it's gonna go right and
33:04then it doesn't we didn't want to tell mama that we have found her a date on redneck and single
33:09because we didn't want her thinking that we didn't know anybody who actually liked her
33:13but i mean we really can't find anybody who likes her i'm gonna give you a little bit of
33:18dating advice okay for one you can't be a control freak all the time how about just for one day
33:25you let him take control of things whatever ideas he comes up with you always have to go with it
33:31regardless i mean if he's jumping off a building you got to go with it
33:34because that shows him that you're actually down to do whatever just make it fun make it
33:39where it is make a memory yeah it could be one of the best nights you've ever been on in your
33:43lifetime oh god okay i'll for one day and i'll see how it works
33:53so you excited that the wedding's coming up um yeah what do you like about it what do i like
34:00yeah i'm gonna be in it how's mama adjusting to the idea of me getting married i mean she's
34:07following me being a flower girl so she didn't really talk a lot about it is she coming to the
34:12wedding yep she's planning on it if she's not too busy well i mean that's good speaking of wedding
34:20you know i mean it's gonna be really cool we got a lot of work to do we got a lot of things to pick
34:24out you know we got to pick out your flower girl dress we got to pick out cake what kind of dress
34:30we're gonna get you i want a fancy and i want to be sparkly and i wanted to be my favorite color
34:34which is purple sparkly purple dress or maybe gold that's good i mean i'm pretty excited if
34:43you finally get to meet jennifer and i love her and all that where is jennifer i mean she um she
34:50had to work so she should be here real soon i mean what is she like i mean she's gorgeous she's
34:56fine she likes to have fun and she's a real sweet person we're just gonna let y'all meet and see how
35:02it goes in my mind i believe alana will like jennifer um because uh jennifer likes to sit
35:10down talk cut up and play and i believe they're gonna be best friends so what if i don't we'll
35:15just have to take it one day at a time well i'm sure you wanna oh hey i'm going to be your new
35:23stepmom but mommy here i met jennifer she's going to lose it so i'm not gonna tell her
35:33do you have money yes no kissies i don't really know what to expect from amber's date but i
35:40definitely trust amber's taste in men better than i do her own mom so hopefully she set me up with
35:45one of those hot doctors that she works with that's super sexy and hung well
35:51mom for real this is a classy place so you can't fart or start burping oh my god
35:57wow he's cute hey june yes i'm john i heard you're more of a hugger
36:14my first impression of john is he's cute he looks like a lumberjack but at least flannel
36:19is an upgrade from camo you find a place okay yes my daughter actually dropped me off oh does she
36:25yes she told me to have fun so hopefully it'll work out and i won't have to call her back
36:30hey yeah i heard you're a big nascar fan so i figured i'd bring you here
36:36you have your own truck yeah f-250 i need an f-250 jacked up on 37 so you got a how many kids four
36:43one of college yes all girls huh so tell me about this hunting camp you take the girls out there too
36:49or is it just you i mean i don't know how this guy knows so much about me but it's a little creepy
36:59how much did amber tell you about me who's amber i only know you
37:08redknutsandsingle.com went online i looked at your profile your picture has all your information
37:13on it all your personals hobbies apparently amber hooked me up with some dude from the internet but
37:19it's okay i'm just having a little talk with amber too because this is a bunch of bull.
37:23so uh you're really into nascar right yes well that's why i brought you here you like go-kart
37:28you ever done that um it might be your adventure really uh-oh why i shouldn't really drive because
37:36i am totally blind in this i'm legally blind in this eye i was born that way i had cataracts i
37:41was born but i'm gonna take punkin's advice whatever ideas he comes up with you always
37:46have to go with it maybe i have to show you on the track oh yeah for sure let's do it
37:56what side is the gas and what side is he this is the gas this is gonna be the break how do you
38:01not know the gas and the brake my dad wants me to do the driving that's what i'm gonna do
38:06anything he says all right guys right this way follow me nice and slow nice and slow nice and
38:14slow all right guys no bumping stay off the walls keep your visors down oh my god close your
38:22visor for you ma'am five four i mean y'all may see this three two but i actually see this
38:37coming up on mama june from not too hot
38:41did you kill him oh god what happened i got a little bone pick with you
38:48it's time to work yeah baby what the hell is this i'm about to take you to a new level baby
38:58two
39:00one
39:08this dude wants me to drive and he's fixing to find out that i'm blind
39:12but punk is saying do what the guy wants you to do so that's what i'm doing
39:17this steering wheel is like so tight if you go faster it'll it'll even out i have to go faster
39:22really yeah you went for a wild ride
39:39i feel my my knees going up in my chest now might be a good time for me to stop and say hey
39:44i'm blind
39:49holy crap i didn't expect that forgive me baby jesus
39:55you know for a blind person i think i'm doing pretty well
39:59oh there goes the kidney oh it goes to the right rib
40:09that red flags out that means thank god
40:21it wasn't that bad oh god you need to have your license revoked i don't even
40:27have a license i'm legally blind what i'm legally blind
40:37need to be arrested it's okay you wanted a crazy redneck girl and you got her
40:42i mean aren't you gonna help me out as a nice hell no
40:45oh you have a bug or something on your forehead oh what yeah like literally honey i'm home
41:00how'd it go did we hook it and book it no i just had a rough ride oh i bet you did
41:07it looks like you did so what happened i got a little bone to pick with you
41:12all right if you're gonna hook me up with somebody on an online dating site let me know
41:16next time oh that was her idea oh no and uh we didn't and actually the three of us
41:25i mean she honestly smiled the whole way home so you liked him yes what'd you do go-kart riding
41:34he drove right oh lord not necessarily oh god what happened i drove him around the track i hit
41:42a couple walls did you kill him excuse me you don't drive you can't see clark told me to do
41:48whatever the guy says so that's what i did but it was a controlled environment until you knocked it
41:54out of control so did we swap numbers i gave him my number okay that's good you're letting him take
42:00control really don't think he's going to be calling me back well he may be calling 9-1-1 by
42:06now
42:25alana are you hungry yes you want to stop me get something to eat yes no you're not
42:32yeah we are why because there's no grocery y'all are on a fan for yourself diet well we're gonna
42:38go and fend for ourselves at a restaurant i'm really getting sick of her diet because there's
42:43never any food in the house i've cooked at least once a week what soup hey at least i'm thinking
42:48about y'all we can have dinner as a family y'all can stop me get something to eat but you don't get
42:53to go because i'm not sitting here watching you eat okay when we're gonna be there mama mama come
42:59on i'm wasting away back here i'm practically skin and bones now next time i get front seat
43:05you get back seat uh not happening huh yeah happening here shut up here's my phone play a
43:11game sit back there and be quiet and get off my nerve maybe we should get along on
43:15cell phone look how quiet she's been uh no she's got three more years
43:19all right lana come help me get the food
43:35what you stupid work out i've texted you
43:38you
43:47i done found me a little trick somehow i must have hit the run app when i got in the car with
43:52the kids dad says i just ran six miles but actually i just drove six miles i think me
43:58and this workout app is gonna get along just fine
44:01watch out for traffic
44:08oh my god that smells so freaking good the fries are delicious
44:12give me a fried pumpkin calm the f**k down i would literally cut a b**** for some barbecue ribs right now
44:24come on we're gonna be late let's go you love school let's go
44:31what the hell is that noise down there it's time to work yeah baby i've been hired to take care of your body
44:59help me please surprise damn what is natasha doing here she came all the way back from la to
45:07torture me meet your atlanta trainer hey take your knowledge down about five notches you know what i'm
45:14gonna bring it down and then i'm gonna bring it back up again oh yo who the hell is this like this
45:20is kenya this is your new trainer it's never easy with june she always forces my hand and that's why
45:26natasha and i showed up again and we're gonna rock and we're gonna roll baby i'm about to take
45:32you to a new level baby i mean a new level this dude is a flamboyant so flamboyant energetic
45:41over the top crazy man he needs to calm down about 15 non-stop you look like you you're
45:47gonna harm me in some kind of way but that's all right kenya is your local trainer because
45:53you're not doing your workouts i can't be here for this whole thing my name is kenya crooks
46:00the world's greatest weight loss expert i'm kind of like the guy who makes everybody finer and
46:07sexier you're also cheating on the tracker app you're sitting in the car driving getting in the
46:14miles that's not the same how'd you know i was in the car i can't see the speed the app doesn't
46:20just track the distance she goes it also tracks the speed you don't run a four minute mile i
46:27really didn't think that i was going to be busted on this running app i was doing the workouts
46:33it's not the way they needed to be done we're gonna work out june we're gonna lose some weight
46:39june we're gonna take all of that sexiness to the next level i'm sexy anyway oh no but see what i'm
46:45saying is we're gonna put the er on it we're gonna make you sexy we're gonna make you fine
46:51that's what we're gonna do we're just improving upon perfection i was sleeping get off the nipple
46:57get off the nipple i am your favorite babysitter i mean holy what the hell did i get myself into
47:05put your hand on this and say this is my bible this will always tell the truth there's literally
47:12a loony bin person in my house this from now on will be your friend hey get excited about it
47:24i mean a new level i am not feeling the love what the