Mike & Angelo - Model Child (1994)
An episode from the 6th series of kids TV series Mike and Angelo (S6 Ep 4, to be exact), broadcast on March 15th 1994. In this episode Rita's boss at the advertising agency (played by John Savidant - aka Fred Elliot from Coronation St) has landed a big contract and they need a youngster to be the face of the poster campaign. Mike ends up landing the role, but his family soon regret it when fame goes to his head...
Starring Shelley Thompson, Tim Whitnell, Michael Benz, Alexandra Milman and John Savident, this was originally uploaded on Youtube by VideotapeFTW, so all credit goes to him. His video on Youtube of this can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WQQYkH-UdQ
Starring Shelley Thompson, Tim Whitnell, Michael Benz, Alexandra Milman and John Savident, this was originally uploaded on Youtube by VideotapeFTW, so all credit goes to him. His video on Youtube of this can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WQQYkH-UdQ
Transcript
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01:01Angelo, you idiot!
01:03Didn't I tell you it was a dumb idea
01:05to build a stupid bobsleigh run out in the garden?
01:07Look what you did!
01:09Yeah, I know.
01:10Still, it's only a few scratches.
01:12They'll paint over.
01:13Not the bobsleigh bagel head.
01:15I'm talking about that house.
01:17What the heck's Angelina gonna say?
01:19Oh, well, it'll probably go something like that.
01:21Angelo!
01:23Oh!
01:25You are...
01:27burger meat, buster!
01:29Good morning, Rita.
01:31Good morning, Melanie.
01:33Listen, I must simply get a snapshot of this.
01:36Send it in to Bobsleigh Monthly.
01:38I've always wanted to get my name mentioned in Bobsleigh Monthly.
01:41Oh, don't worry, it will be.
01:43In the obituary column.
01:44Angelo, this isn't a good time for taking photographs.
01:47Not unless you're taking them on the first plane out of the country.
01:50Oh!
01:51I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
01:54Oh, yes, I do.
01:57Oh!
02:00You'd better get this shambles cleaned up,
02:02and I don't mean tomorrow.
02:06Oh.
02:07You could at least have managed to smile.
02:14I are in!
02:16I've been waiting for hours, Rita, hours.
02:18Phone constantly engaged.
02:20Maximum frustration.
02:21This iPhone is off the hook.
02:23Jump into JAG, come over here as fast as I can,
02:25great neck speed.
02:26Mr. Fogle.
02:27Rita, your ship has come home.
02:29Yes, oh, yes.
02:32Two sugars and a thread of milk in the tea.
02:35Yes, your ship, boop, boop, has come home.
02:41Some entrance.
02:42Oh, Mr. Fogle.
02:44Just ignore the chaos in there.
02:46We had a little accident and it...
02:48What?
02:50Oh, sorry, Rita.
02:51I would have been quicker,
02:52but it took a lifetime for the putty to dry.
02:56Well, if it isn't Howard Fogle.
03:00If it isn't Howard Fogle,
03:02it's some fat bald bloke doing Howard Fogle impressions.
03:05Angelo!
03:06Oh, Mr. Fogle.
03:08Ah, it is Mr. Fogle.
03:10How is Mrs. Fogle and the little Foglettes?
03:12We are...
03:13A cup of tea and a cup of coffee would be nice, Angelo.
03:16That's Rita's very special way of saying,
03:18Get out of my face, freak show!
03:24I am sorry, Mr. Fogle.
03:26Oh, never mind that, Rita.
03:27Now, look, I know it's Saturday, your day off and all that rubbish,
03:31but something very big has just come up.
03:33Oh, I can get you a good ointment for that.
03:37Yeah?
03:38Well, I'm all ears.
03:40I can't get you a good ointment for that.
03:45One word.
03:46One lovely word sums it all up.
03:50Ruggles.
03:52Ruggles.
03:53Ruggle, ruggle, ruggles.
03:55Oh, ruggles!
03:56The people who make the top-of-the-range sports trainers' ruggles.
03:59Mm-hmm.
04:01Ta-da!
04:04You mean...
04:06Get out of here.
04:08We landed the ruggles trainers' account?
04:11We landed the ruggles trainers' account.
04:14Wowee-dowee!
04:17Their advertising campaign is global.
04:19It must be worth a fortune.
04:21Six million lovely...
04:23What do you call them?
04:24Baccarolis.
04:25Oh, we're so thrilled.
04:29Now I want you to drop everything else
04:31and concentrate solely on writing slogans for the ruggles advertising campaign.
04:36You are kidding.
04:38No, I'm not.
04:39You are.
04:40Really?
04:41Incontrovertibly, you are fast and you are the best.
04:45The darndest best.
04:47Oh, that is just great.
04:49Thank you, Mr. Fogle.
04:50Now then, I want ideas.
04:52Ideas.
04:53I promised Rosalind Ruggles
04:54that we would have sales of those suckers
04:56surely through the loop by the end of the month.
04:58I want inspired ideas now.
05:01Now?
05:04I'll give you a clue.
05:05He's your Auntie Rita's boss,
05:06and his name's Howard Fogle.
05:08Howard Fogle?
05:09Howard Fogle?
05:10Auntie Rita's boss?
05:11Oh, the boy's intellect is frightening.
05:14He's doing her on a Saturday.
05:16Well, he's staying with us
05:18while his mum and dad are on a Mediterranean cruise.
05:21Not Mike, Mr. Fogle.
05:23Yeah, isn't this Auntie Rita's day off?
05:25Well, it was. Not anymore.
05:27Sounds to me like Fogle dumped something on her.
05:30Boo.
05:31I'd better bring through some kitchen towels.
05:33But Mike, wasn't she going to take us to the pictures this afternoon?
05:37Yeah, she was.
05:38Hey, listen, I wouldn't go through there.
05:40There's a lot of heavy thinking going on.
05:42Auntie Rita!
05:43No.
05:44Here.
05:45Let me think straight here.
05:47Auntie Rita!
05:48Shush!
05:49Didn't you promise us that...
05:50Oh, what?
05:52What, were those Ruggles trainers?
05:54Where'd you get them?
05:55Maybe she's the best.
05:57Can I try them on?
05:58What size are they?
05:59Mike, pictures.
06:00Run, run, run with Ruggles!
06:02Boy, I'd give my left leg to have a pair of these.
06:05Run with Ruggles, run with Ruggles.
06:07Not bad, not bad, not great.
06:10Next.
06:11Ruggles.
06:12These are terrific, so comfortable.
06:15The way they snuggle your feet.
06:19Snuggle.
06:20Snuggle.
06:22Ruggles snuggle.
06:23Ruggles snuggle.
06:24Ruggles snuggle.
06:25Ruggles snuggle.
06:26Ruggles snuggle.
06:27Ruggles snuggle.
06:28Ruggles snuggle.
06:29Ruggles snuggle.
06:30Ruggles snuggle.
06:31Snuggle!
06:32Here's your buckle, Mr. Buckle.
06:34Oh, wonderful, I can just see it.
06:36I can see it forming before my eyes.
06:38Posters.
06:39Great, huge posters.
06:41Huge posters by the roadside.
06:43By the roadside and smaller ones too.
06:45Newspapers and magazines.
06:47Full page spreads.
06:49Has to be full page, has to be vibrant, has to be in color.
06:52Definitely.
06:53Has to be in color.
06:54Drawings, photographs.
06:55Photographs.
06:56Caption.
06:57Ruggles snuggle.
07:00I love it.
07:02You're a genius and I'm off.
07:07Well, if Madam Ruggles doesn't love this idea, then my name is Ellen of Troy.
07:12Of course, we'll have to find a good kid.
07:15Claire?
07:16Yes.
07:19I hate working with kids.
07:23The posters are messy.
07:27What about Mike?
07:29He could do the advert.
07:31He could model for you.
07:32Angelo, I don't think that's a good idea.
07:34Ah, Rita, look at him.
07:36He's cute, he's sporty, he looks a million dollars in those trainers, eh?
07:40No, no, no, I'm not really cut out for that.
07:42Oh, look at that face, Mr. Fogle.
07:45Cute.
07:46Oh, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
07:49Grab it while it's hot, Mr. Fogle.
07:51What are you, my agent or something?
07:53Has he ever done any modeling before?
07:55Of course he has.
07:57There's a room full of airplane kits up there.
08:00Photographic modeling.
08:02Well, we'll say no more on that score, Howard.
08:04Here, look.
08:05Take a butcher's at this.
08:10Yes, well, he's very photogenic.
08:12Oh, I wouldn't let that put you off.
08:15Well, I'll put it to Mrs. Ruggles to see what she thinks.
08:18Right, I must be off.
08:19Ciao, everybody.
08:20Ademane, ademane.
08:21Oh, right.
08:22Well, call me as soon as you hear anything, Mr. Fogle.
08:26Well, who's going to be an international celebrity, then?
08:29Get out of here.
08:30Get out of here.
08:32Your face could be more famous than Scott Winterbottom's.
08:35Who the heck's Scott Winterbottom's?
08:37See?
08:38You're more famous than he is already.
08:40Get out of here.
08:41They won't ask me to do it.
08:42I'm just a regular, ordinary kid.
08:44Right, Mel?
08:45Wrong.
08:46You happen to be very good looking.
08:49Gosh, just think.
08:51My Michael Mason, an international celebrity.
08:55You know, that would make me very proud.
08:58Very proud, indeed.
09:01Mr. Fogle!
09:02However, she doesn't like the blonde hair on Dave Black!
09:07She's a mad old coot, is Marceline Ruggles.
09:10But I tell you this, Rita.
09:12When she saw that photograph, I've never seen a face light up so brightly.
09:17You should have been here the night Angela set fire to my mother's headscarf.
09:20Ah, there he is, there he is.
09:23Hi.
09:24Look at that smile.
09:27That smile was stretched from here to Honolulu.
09:30Ooh, that could make brushing his teeth a bit complicated.
09:33Now then, Mike.
09:34You don't mind me calling you Mike, do you?
09:36Oh, no.
09:37The only things he minds people calling him are Cow Pat or Skunk Breath.
09:40That is, that is.
09:41Now then.
09:42Now, we must get the top photographer on this one.
09:44I want only the best.
09:45Oh, couldn't I take the photos?
09:47I've got all the clubber.
09:49No, I'm afraid not.
09:50Now then, um...
09:52Two o'clock, alright?
09:53Half past two?
09:54I mean, I was really looking forward to taking the pictures.
09:57I can take good pictures.
09:58I've been taking pictures all morning.
10:00I'll do even better once I've got some film in the camera.
10:02No.
10:03Did you hear me?
10:04No!
10:05Don't think you're listening, Mr. Fogel.
10:07My friend says he'd like to take the photographs.
10:09That's out of the question.
10:11Well, in that case, I quit.
10:13What?
10:14You can't quit.
10:15I mean, this is...
10:16I promise, Mrs. Ruggles.
10:18Surely you'll only do what she wants.
10:20I'll do it if you let my friend take the photographs.
10:22Hey, you...
10:23Michael!
10:24Michael, you...
10:25You...
10:26You...
10:27You can't go around making demands like this.
10:30Why not?
10:31It's my face, isn't it?
10:32If you want to use it, Angelo does the pictures.
10:34Is it a deal?
10:35Oh...
10:36Oh, very well.
10:39Yes, Mr. Fogel.
10:40I'm gonna kiss you.
10:43Mark my words.
10:44It had better be darn good.
10:46Relax, Mr. Fogel.
10:47Angelo can turn his hand to anything.
10:50It's not a turned hand that bothers me.
10:52It's the twisted arm.
10:54Rita, your employer is leaving.
10:57A very unhappy man.
10:59Auf Wiedersehen.
11:02Mr. Fogel, I'm...
11:09Oh, thanks, Mike.
11:10I owe you one, old buddy.
11:11Yeah, well, it pays to remember who's the celebrity around here.
11:13There is no way that guy's gonna push me about.
11:16I'm the star of this thing, right?
11:19Right.
11:21Come on, Mr. Photographer.
11:22Let's see some action here.
11:23Let's get set up here, huh?
11:25Come on, huh?
11:26Fit.
11:36Lord Litchfield, what's the holdup there?
11:39I've got to get my exposure right.
11:40I'm the one who's getting exposure here.
11:42Hey, hey, Rita, come on.
11:43We have the heat cranked up in here.
11:45I mean, police!
11:47Listen, you are beginning to get on my wick.
11:51Hey, Mel, come here a minute.
11:53Now what?
11:54Come here and I'll tell you.
11:59Is my forehead shining?
12:00No.
12:01Yes, it is.
12:02Look, it's catching the light.
12:03Powder.
12:04Powder.
12:05I already powdered it.
12:06Can you powder it again, please?
12:07Right.
12:08I've got to look my absolute best for this thing.
12:10People all over the place will be looking at my face in large.
12:12Fifty times.
12:13One single zit can come out the size of a satellite dish.
12:15You don't have any zits, Mike.
12:17You look all right.
12:18All right?
12:19What happened to very good looking?
12:20Forgive me.
12:21You're very good looking.
12:24Maybe I could use just a tad more shadow under the cheekbones.
12:26What do you think?
12:27Does it matter what I think?
12:29Gee, are you ever touchy?
12:30What's gotten into you?
12:31Nothing.
12:33Can we just do this and get it over with, please?
12:36Right.
12:37I'm all set.
12:39All right.
12:40How do you want me to stand?
12:41Like this?
12:43You look like you've got a hedgehog in your trousers.
12:46Relax, lovey.
12:47Be natural.
12:48Natural.
12:49OK.
12:51Ah.
12:52Yes, that's better.
12:53Good.
12:54Very good.
12:55Right.
12:56Here goes.
12:57And...
12:58Watch the biting!
13:04Ah.
13:05Now there's an expression I recognise.
13:07Hmm?
13:08Yeah, the one that says,
13:09I just found out something about someone I like that I never knew before.
13:13Oh.
13:14Yeah.
13:15I know, because I've been there myself.
13:18What's happened to him, Rita?
13:20It's like he's become a stranger or something.
13:22I hardly recognise him.
13:24Vanity, Melanie.
13:25That old drug vanity.
13:28I never thought someone like Mike would have reacted this way.
13:31It's horrible.
13:32Yeah.
13:33Men, huh?
13:34He's making a complete and utter fool of himself through there.
13:37It's pathetic.
13:38Well, there's no use getting upset about it, Melanie.
13:40You just have to rise above it.
13:42Hey, Rita, go get my other vest for me, will ya?
13:44And hurry!
13:46Right away, Michael.
13:49See, Melanie?
13:50Rise above it.
13:51And smile.
13:53Smile!
13:59Smile.
14:04Smile.
14:13I'd say this one's my favourite.
14:15Definitely.
14:16But I don't know, this one's pretty good too.
14:18Oh, but don't I just look great in this one?
14:21Well, let's face it, they're all stunning.
14:23Stunning?
14:24Oh, you're shirking my trumps this time, Angela.
14:26When this advert comes out,
14:27there's going to be a few million broken hearts around the world.
14:30I can't stand this a minute longer.
14:32Melanie.
14:33Just listen to yourself.
14:34You've turned into a vain, big-headed, conceited, arrogant...
14:39something or other.
14:40Prat.
14:41You do.
14:42Prat.
14:43Thanks, Angela.
14:44Melanie, I don't know what you're talking about.
14:46Oh, you don't?
14:47No.
14:48I'm talking about you, bubble brain.
14:49Ever since you got it into your head that you were going to be famous,
14:52you've been swanking around, showing off,
14:54and making yourself look totally ridiculous.
14:57There, I've said it.
14:59I'm embarrassed to be your girlfriend.
15:01Get it?
15:02Get it?
15:03Got it.
15:04Good.
15:05Wait a minute.
15:06Wait a minute.
15:07What are you trying to say?
15:08Mel?
15:09Mel?
15:10Well, that's sorted that out.
15:11Rita, Rita, Rita.
15:12Oh, Rita.
15:13Oh, Rita.
15:14Oh, Rita.
15:15Rita.
15:16Rita, Rita, Rita.
15:17Rita, Rita, Rita.
15:18Oh, Mr Fogel, you can make a fortune writing pop song lyrics.
15:23Oh, Rita, I've dropped the most terrible boo-boo.
15:27Oh, terrible, Rita.
15:28Terrible.
15:29Calm down.
15:30Calm down, Mr Fogel.
15:31Calm down, Mr Fogel.
15:32What's going on?
15:33What's happened?
15:34The photographs are ready, Mr Fogel.
15:35Look, what do you think?
15:36I think I could die.
15:37Mr Fogel, there's something wrong, isn't there?
15:40Nothing escapes this boy.
15:42Mr Fogel, tell us.
15:44Oh, it's about this Ruggles Snuggles ad.
15:49Yeah, what about it?
15:50It hasn't been cancelled, has it?
15:51No, it hasn't been cancelled.
15:53Meg-a-the-Mores Ruggles is keener than ever.
15:56So?
15:57What's the problem?
15:58Problem?
15:59I'll tell you what the problem is.
16:00You know, when she saw that silly snapshot and she said,
16:01that's the child I want.
16:02She didn't change her mind, did she?
16:03No, she didn't change her mind.
16:05Thank goodness.
16:06What?
16:07What?
16:08What?
16:09I can't bear this suspense.
16:10She didn't mean that snotty-nosed juvenile.
16:14This ring you gave me, you can just have it back.
16:17She meant that snotty-nosed juvenile.
16:19What?
16:21What?
16:24Behave like a big baby, Angelo.
16:26I'm such an idiot.
16:28Ah, you're not an idiot.
16:30You're not because you realised you behaved like a baby.
16:33Genuine idiots never realise it.
16:35I assume that was a compliment.
16:37If you want to prove how smart you are,
16:39you shouldn't be telling all this to me.
16:41Told to Melanie, right?
16:42Give that boy a coconut.
16:45I'm what they call a classical beauty, you know.
16:48Oh, the photographer said so.
16:50Of course, he's right.
16:52I hope they choose this one for the advert.
16:54It's got everything.
16:55Luscious lips.
16:56Smouldering eyes.
16:58Devastating smile.
17:04Hello, Melanie.
17:06Oh, hello.
17:08Well, it's time I was going.
17:10Wait a minute.
17:11I have something to say.
17:12You've always got something to say.
17:14I'm sure you must be dead jealous they chose me instead of you.
17:17Well, that's just tough, isn't it?
17:19Serves you right.
17:20I know.
17:21Pardon me?
17:22It serves me right for being a loudmouth on a show-off.
17:25The whole deal went to my head.
17:27It was stupid.
17:28I was stupid.
17:30I want to apologize to everybody for being a pain in the neck.
17:33Okay.
17:34Bravo.
17:35Also, I think it's great you're going to be famous.
17:38You deserve it.
17:39You're much better looking than I am.
17:40No, I'm not.
17:41You are.
17:42My, that's rubbish.
17:43Anyway, what I'm sorry to say is I'm proud of you.
17:47It wouldn't have happened to a nicer girl.
17:49Hey, hey, it's Howard.
17:51I bet he's got the advert with him.
17:52Yeah, he said he'd be ready today.
17:54Great.
17:55Come on.
17:58Oh!
17:59Is he here?
18:00Get off, get off.
18:01Message ready.
18:02You better brace yourselves.
18:03Oh, yeah?
18:07Why?
18:10Brace yourselves.
18:13Wow.
18:14Will you look at that?
18:16Oh, it's fantastic.
18:17It's stunning.
18:18Wow.
18:19Yes, I liked it too.
18:20Unfortunately, Mrs. Rosalind Ruggles hated it.
18:25And the trainers battled today.
18:27They're too chuffing.
18:29Oh, and the chuffing trainers.
18:31That was the end of that one.
18:33However, this one, this one she loved.
18:36This one she thought sensational.
18:39And this is the one we're going to use for our worldwide advertising campaign.
18:54Oh, my darling, oh, my darling, oh, my darling Clementine.
19:06Ah!
19:07Hi-ho!
19:09Hey, Presto!
19:15I don't believe it.
19:17Every time I come into this flaming nut house.
19:21Flaming nut house?
19:23I am burning you from setting foot in this house ever again.
19:53I am burning you from setting foot in this house ever again.