Ask a Policeman (1939) (Part 2)
When the Chief Constable decides to dispense with the local police station in the village of Turnbotham Round after hearing that they haven't had a crime in the last 6 years, Sgt Samuel Dudfoot and his colleagues decide to invent a crime in a bid to save their job. However, they soon come across the local legend of the Headless Horseman, and when one of the local girls reports that she has seen it, they realize there are darker deeds going on in their village than they thought!
Starring Will Hay, Moore Marriott, Graham Moffatt, Glennis Lorimer, Peter Gawthorne, Charles Oliver and Herbert Lomas, with early screen appearances by Brian Worth and Cyril Chamberlain in their screen debuts. This 2nd part is particularly memorable due to the trio going to visit Harbottle's father (Moore Marriott again) in their bid to find out the last line of a rhyme that may solve the mystery. Along with the fun of that, there's also a scene involving jelly babies that is very funny. Enjoy.
Starring Will Hay, Moore Marriott, Graham Moffatt, Glennis Lorimer, Peter Gawthorne, Charles Oliver and Herbert Lomas, with early screen appearances by Brian Worth and Cyril Chamberlain in their screen debuts. This 2nd part is particularly memorable due to the trio going to visit Harbottle's father (Moore Marriott again) in their bid to find out the last line of a rhyme that may solve the mystery. Along with the fun of that, there's also a scene involving jelly babies that is very funny. Enjoy.
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00:00Door knocks...
00:08Who is it?
00:10Don't make any noise, Eddie!
00:13Now don't stand over there!!
00:14Come over here!
00:16where I can see you!
00:26Oh, it's you is it?
00:27What are you doing here?
00:28Is your phone broken up?
00:29Here! Who are you?
00:31I'm Sergeant Dunford of the local police.
00:33Oh, copper, eh?
00:34Well, what's the young rascal been up to this time? Breaking windows again?
00:38Breaking windows? What, at his age?
00:40Takes him all his time to break the bread to put in his milk.
00:42Well, what do you want to wake me up in this time of the night for? Eh?
00:45Well, it's like this, Dad.
00:46Oh, you shut up. I'll tell him.
00:48You see, it's like this, Dad. We want your advice.
00:51Yes, we want to know the last line of an old rhyme.
00:53Oh, I know lots of old rhymes.
00:57Yes, I'll bet you do. But it's not one of those.
01:00Now listen.
01:01When the tide runs low in the smuggler's cove,
01:03and the headless horseman's seen above,
01:05as he drives along with a wild hello,
01:08something, something, something, oh.
01:10Now, do you remember it?
01:11Yes, I remember it.
01:12When the tide runs low in the smuggler's cove,
01:15and the headless horseman is seen above,
01:17he drives along with his wild hello...
01:22Yes?
01:24What's the last line?
01:26Why, you silly old...
01:28You old gentleman, that's what we come to you for.
01:30Oh, come on, Daddy. Try and think.
01:32Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I've got it on the tip of my tongue.
01:35Well, all right. Stick your tongue out. Let's have a look at it.
01:38Something, something, something, oh.
01:40He drives along with his wild hello...
01:43Yeah, yeah, we've had all that.
01:44What we want is the something, something, something, oh.
01:47Oh.
01:48So, listen.
01:49Take your mind back. Forget all about what happened lately.
01:52Don't worry about Balaclava.
01:54Listen.
01:55As he drives along with a wild hello...
01:58I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
02:00Now, as the tide runs low in the smuggler's cove,
02:03and the headless horseman is seen above,
02:06he drives along with his wild hello.
02:08That's the time when the smugglers go out in their little boats to the schooner
02:12and bring back the kegs of brandy and rum
02:15and put them in the devil's cave below.
02:17See?
02:18See what?
02:19That's the last line.
02:22It doesn't even rhyme.
02:24Oh, yes, it does.
02:25Now, listen.
02:26As he drives along with his wild hello...
02:30That's the time when the smugglers go out in their little boats to the schooner
02:33and bring back the kegs of brandy and rum
02:34and put them in the devil's cave below.
02:36See?
02:39Is that the line you couldn't remember?
02:41That's right.
02:42Blimey, I'm not surprised.
02:43Yes, it's made me feel quite awesome.
02:45I think I'll have a go.
02:47Have one?
02:48Yes, it's made me hoarse listening to you.
02:49I'll have a black colour.
02:51Black colour.
02:52Why, what's the matter there?
02:53They're very nice.
02:54Don't you like them?
02:55No.
02:56I always put them back.
02:57Yes.
02:58Devil's cave below.
02:59Below what?
03:00Below the cliff.
03:01Cave below the cliff?
03:02I've never seen any cave.
03:03Ah, that high water it's coming up.
03:04You'll never look when the tide's out.
03:05I've been there hundreds of times.
03:06Oh, what for?
03:07Smuggling.
03:08What?
03:09Well, you come off a nice family, don't you?
03:10Well, come on.
03:11The tide's low now.
03:12If we hurry, we might catch the smugglers red-handed.
03:13Oh, no, you won't.
03:14You'll never catch the smugglers red-handed.
03:15Oh, no, you won't.
03:16Oh, no, you won't.
03:17They'd never find the channel.
03:18Oh, why not?
03:19Because the light they used to sit nearby
03:20doesn't hang there anymore.
03:21Oh, that's what you think.
03:22Well, kiss your daddy goodnight.
03:23We'll go.
03:24Here, don't go anywhere.
03:25Stop and have a cup of tea.
03:26Ma?
03:27Ma?
03:28Ma?
03:29Hey, you don't mean to tell me you've got a mother?
03:30Has he?
03:31No, that's his wife.
03:32He married again in 96.
03:33Oh, I see.
03:34Calf love, eh?
03:35Yes.
03:36Well, go on.
03:37We haven't any time for tea.
03:38Aren't you going to see the old lady?
03:39No, I'm not going to see the old lady.
03:40I'm not going to see the old lady.
03:42Well, go on.
03:43We haven't any time for tea.
03:44Aren't you going to see the old lady?
03:45Ha, not likely.
03:46I'll stand for Adam, but I'm bloody well
03:47stand for Eve.
03:48Goodnight, daddy.
03:53Come on.
03:54Hurry up.
03:55Get them in.
03:56They'll be in in half an hour.
04:11Well, here's the cove, but, uh, where's the cave?
04:14Oh, there it is.
04:16Oh.
04:19Look.
04:22Ah, well, I wonder why we've never seen this place before.
04:24Well, it's the first time I've been this far.
04:26Well, that's a nice admission to make.
04:27This is part of your beat.
04:30Oops.
04:34Go on.
04:35Get your boots off.
04:36Go paddling in November.
04:37Oh, not me.
04:38Hey, do you realize this is your superior officer talking?
04:40Yeah, talking a lot of bills.
04:42Well, listen, you can go in with your boots on or your boots off,
04:44but you're going in anyway.
04:45Heartless.
04:46That's what you are.
04:47Look at that.
04:48That's a cove.
04:49It's full of it.
04:50That's ridiculous.
04:51It's full of it.
04:52Hey, look here.
04:53Look here.
04:54What's this?
04:58It's rum.
04:59It is, too.
05:00It's got to be some more.
05:01It's got to be some more.
05:03It's rum.
05:04It is, too.
05:05It's got to be some more over there.
05:06We're on the right track.
05:07Yes, well, get that out of the water and put it up there.
05:09That's another little bit of everything's for.
05:15Hey, I thought you said there was no lighthouse about here.
05:17That's not a lighthouse.
05:18It's an avenue cutter.
05:20Are you sure they're policemen?
05:21Well, they've got police uniforms on, and they're running a cargo all right.
05:24If that isn't a keg of liquor they're carrying, I'll eat my hat.
05:27Wait a minute.
05:28Give me those glasses.
05:30Well, what do they want?
05:31Probably looking for the smugglers.
05:32Oh, are they?
05:33Interfering.
05:34I see.
05:35Well, there are smugglers, but we're going to get them first.
05:37Oh, follow me.
05:47Hey, do you realize the police station's on the highest point around here?
05:50I'll bet that's where that light was.
05:52Tell Jones' radio dormers to police immediately.
05:54Right.
05:55Johnson.
05:56Sir.
05:57Lower the starboard boat.
05:58Sir.
05:59I say, don't you think we'd better turn back now?
06:01It's getting a bit deep here, you know.
06:03Deep?
06:04What do you mean, deep?
06:05Your feet are still touching the bottom, aren't they?
06:06It's all right to you.
06:07You're taller than me.
06:08Well, hang on to our spaces.
06:09Stop moaning.
06:10You'd better keep your chins up here.
06:12It dips a bit.
06:15It's cold.
06:25Well, our bottle's stopped moaning.
06:26How is he?
06:27Oh, he's all right.
06:28He's all right.
06:29He's all right.
06:30He's all right.
06:31He's all right.
06:32He's all right.
06:33He's all right.
06:34He's all right.
06:35He's all right.
06:36He's all right.
06:37He's all right.
06:38He's all right.
06:39He's all right.
06:40He's all right.
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06:42He's all right.
06:43He's all right.
06:44He's all right.
06:45He's all right.
06:46He's all right.
06:47He's all right.
06:48He's all right.
06:49He's all right.
06:50He's all right.
06:51He's all right.
06:52He's all right.
06:53He's all right.
06:54He's all right.
06:55He's all right.
06:56He's all right.
06:57It's Patrol Boat D6 are reporting smuggling in Devil's Cave.
07:00Well, where does it get in touch with the local police station?
07:02It sounds incredible, sir.
07:04But they think the local police are working in with the smugglers.
07:07What?
07:08That's ridiculous.
07:09Where is Devil's Cave?
07:11Below Turnbottom Round, sir.
07:12Turnbottom Round?
07:13Why, that's- I'd might have known.
07:14Call out to Squad Corps.
07:16Tell them to have some men down there right away.
07:20Oh, oh.
07:21Oh, come on.
07:22Hurry up.
07:23They'll be back.
07:24Here, here, let's go up.
07:26We're going to have to swim for it.
07:27No, you won't have to swim for it.
07:29It won't get any deeper than this.
07:30Oh, no.
07:31Oh, oh.
07:33There you are.
07:34Now, do you have to swim?
07:35I didn't swim, I sunk.
07:36Oh, look, a landing stage.
07:37Oh, yes.
07:38Well, they've been doing a bit of landing there, too,
07:40haven't they?
07:41Oh, yes.
07:46Oh, look, there's a tunnel here.
07:48Now we shall find out where they are.
07:50Well, there's another tunnel there.
07:52They can't have gone either way.
07:53Yes, yes.
07:54Ha, ha.
07:55I want to watch in all these.
07:59Oh, Brandy.
08:00Blanc.
08:01Gin.
08:02Oh, look.
08:03There's a lot more.
08:05That's somebody's going to let me tub down there.
08:07And who are they going to sell the stuff to, mermaids?
08:09Well, look, there's a tunnel here, and there's a tunnel there.
08:12We'd better toss up, see which one we'll take.
08:13Hedge, we go this way.
08:14And tails, we go out.
08:15Yeah, we don't go home until we've found the smugglers.
08:17Come on, give me a penny.
08:18I haven't got one.
08:19Penny, Harbour.
08:20Give me a money box.
08:21Hey.
08:23Cigarette ends.
08:24Still burning, too.
08:26Oh, turkeys.
08:28Hey, hey, don't smoke it.
08:29That's a clue.
08:30Well, this proves they've gone this way, doesn't it?
08:31Yeah.
08:32All right, come on up.
08:33All right.
08:33All right.
08:40Boosh, boosh, boosh, boosh.
08:42Come on, put some beef in it.
08:47Oh.
08:48Well, we gazed somewhere, anyway.
08:49I thought those steps would never end.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Oh, I see.
08:54Hey, look at all these barrels here.
08:56It looks as if we struck a beer mine.
08:58Have you ever heard of a beer mine?
08:59I don't know.
09:00You say mine's a beer.
09:01Yours would be a thick ear if you don't shut up.
09:04Here, there's a box of candles.
09:06Well, that's a funny thing to smuggle.
09:07There's no duty on candles.
09:09Ah, perhaps they come from abroad.
09:10They may be Roman candles.
09:11I wonder what's in that crate.
09:13Oh, soap.
09:13Soap?
09:14How do you know?
09:14Why, because mine comes in a case like this.
09:16Soap.
09:17Ah, but they're likely the soap's only camouflage.
09:19No, it isn't.
09:19It's cast steel.
09:20Oh, look, there's a label on the side.
09:21It's so alive.
09:25Hey, it's got your name on it.
09:26Has it?
09:27Yes.
09:27So what's it doing down here?
09:28That's what I'd like to know.
09:29So would I.
09:30Oh, look.
09:32Here, this is the box I keep my tapioca in.
09:35Somebody must have raided our cellar.
09:36Yeah, it looks like it, doesn't it?
09:38What?
09:39Raided our cellar?
09:40Can't you see where we are?
09:42Huh?
09:42We're in our cellar.
09:43Oh.
09:44Oh, so we are.
09:46Oh, there's impudence.
09:47It's all right, that.
09:48Storing the stuff in our own cellar.
09:49Oh, well, they're not going to get away with that.
09:51I'll show them.
09:51No, that's hardly soup.
09:52I can lift.
09:53What?
09:53We'll hush it up, fill the stuff, and teach them a lesson.
09:55That's what.
09:56Get 10 years.
09:57Oh, no fear.
09:58We're going to phone the chief constable.
10:00All right.
10:12Hello.
10:13Hello.
10:14Get me door, Mr. 666, chief constable.
10:16Yes, this is urgent.
10:17Let's see what evidence we've got.
10:18We've got all our stuff in the cellar.
10:20These three watches.
10:21And the Turkish bag end.
10:22Oh, the Turkish bag end.
10:23Yes, I forgot that.
10:24Yes.
10:24Yes, well, not many people around here
10:26smoke that kind of cigarette.
10:27This ought to be easy to trace.
10:28Yes.
10:31Cigarette?
10:32Oh, the squire.
10:33Well, you gave me quite a shock.
10:35Oh, I say, that's funny.
10:36You smoke the same kind of cigarettes as our clue does.
10:38Indeed.
10:39Yes.
10:39Well, that's very lucky.
10:40You may be able to help us.
10:41You think I might?
10:42Yes.
10:43I say, this is going to come as a shock to you,
10:45but there's smuggling going on around here.
10:48I know.
10:49What, you mean you know who it is?
10:51Yes.
10:52It's me.
10:53You?
10:54You're joking.
10:55No, no, I'm not.
10:56And I'd advise you once again to keep your nose out of it.
10:59It'll be healthier for you.
11:01Healthier?
11:02Oh.
11:03Well, you mean that all this is?
11:06Oh, dear.
11:06What an itch.
11:08Hello?
11:08Yes?
11:09That's the chief constable.
11:10I wouldn't answer if I were you.
11:11But don't forget that the contraband
11:12is stored in your own cellar.
11:15Oh.
11:16I see his point.
11:17Yes.
11:18Well, I don't.
11:19It's against the law, and I put my hands to the floor.
11:21Now, and what?
11:22Oh, well, I've checked them off again.
11:24Here, a net and evidence.
11:26Shut up.
11:27Hello?
11:28Yes, Danny?
11:30Chief, the lorry's waiting at the five o'clock office.
11:32Right.
11:33Then go and tell them we'll start loading at once.
11:36How about it?
11:37How about it?
11:38Get your hands off that.
11:40Clever boys.
11:41Hey, I've got one.
11:42I've got another.
11:43I've got two of them.
11:44Get back to it.
11:45Get back to it.
11:46Hey.
11:47I say, what's the idea of this?
11:49Who did this?
11:50All right, get a move on.
11:51All right, sir.
11:52Well, goodbye, Dadford.
11:53I don't suppose we'll see each other for some time.
11:55Go on, get in.
11:56Go on, hurry up.
11:57Stand in the door.
11:58You've got a lot to do.
11:59I'll get through with this.
12:00You see, my lad?
12:01You take it.
12:02I'll take it.
12:03You can't get away with this.
12:04I'll get you 10 years each of this.
12:06I know you won't.
12:07I'll get you 10 years each of this.
12:09I'll get you 10 years each of this.
12:10I know you all by sight.
12:11Yes.
12:12And you by my word.
12:13You won't be long before I'm looking
12:14at you all through bars.
12:15Yes.
12:16All right.
12:17Hurry up, boys.
12:18Chief.
12:19Chief.
12:20Yes, what is it, Harry?
12:21We're wrapping your men around to us.
12:22They're ready for the cave.
12:24Quick, boys, take all you can.
12:25We have to leave the rest.
12:36Oh, boy.
12:37How do you like that?
12:38Captain, stop it.
12:39Wait a minute.
12:40What do you want to let them take the key for?
12:42I couldn't help it.
12:43They were kneeling on me stomach.
12:44Well, do you realize what this means?
12:45They've got to have a bow all the time.
12:46Now, fast together.
12:53Look at that lot.
12:54They can't be far away.
12:55Stick them in the second boat party.
12:59Whistle.
13:24Have you any idea how we get out of this place?
13:26Yes, take the bow out.
13:27Oh, I see.
13:28Would you like me to just bite through one or something?
13:30No, the one that's loose.
13:31The one we use as a poker.
13:32Oh, which is it?
13:33Yes.
13:34Oh, there you are.
13:35That's fine.
13:36That's fine.
13:41I've got to get back.
13:42All right.
13:43All right, go on.
13:44Wait, wait, wait.
13:45Wait for me.
13:46Wait for me.
13:47Come on.
13:48Oh.
13:49Oh.
13:50Oh.
13:51Oh.
13:52Oh, go on.
13:53Oh, gosh.
13:54Now we're going after them.
13:55The five oaks coppers.
13:57Come on.
13:58All right.
13:59Stand up.
14:00Come on.
14:01Come on.
14:02Come on.
14:03Come on.
14:04Come on.
14:05Oh.
14:06Oh.
14:07Oh, cooperate, can't you?
14:08Have a nice swingy unless you swing it, too.
14:10Oh, go on.
14:11Go on.
14:12Go on.
14:13That's it.
14:14That's it.
14:15What?
14:16You won't start unless you choke her.
14:18How can we choke her when we're all here?
14:19Well, half of us can.
14:20All right, I will.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Hey, what are you trying to do, chug the engine or chug me?
14:32Don't go to sleep there, get in the car.
14:35Go on.
14:36Move over.
14:37Here, here, wait for me.
14:38Wait for me.
14:39Wait for me.
14:40We're not going to go.
14:41Go on, get up.
14:42Don't you run any faster, you're nearly pulling my arm off.
15:01I'm only touching the ground.
15:02No, I'm not.
15:03Well, when you do touch the ground, jump farther.
15:04That's a jump I can't do.
15:05When you do touch the ground, jump farther.
15:11That's a jump on the running board.
15:14Well, jump on the bracket.
15:19Never thought of that.
15:26Ah, you're just in time, sir.
15:32There's a sailor leaving from the sea right into the cellar here, sir.
15:35And he's packed with contraband.
15:36Find out if Judd puts on the premises.
15:38Yes, sir.
15:38Let's have a look at this.
15:39Yes, sir.
15:40Hey, pull up, pull up, pull up.
15:44There they are.
15:46Cool, look.
15:52Well, this looks like the last trip, sir.
15:58There's your headless horseman for you.
16:00Shall we fill in the hole, sir?
16:01No, don't bother.
16:02Clip the hearse from the quarry and scatter.
16:04Right, sir.
16:05I'll get in touch with you boys later from London.
16:18Hey, go on.
16:27The missing car is a black Morris.
16:29Number FN 8429.
16:32There are three wants men in it.
16:34Right.
16:35Goodbye.
16:36Goodbye, sir.
16:40Well, how are we going to get after him without any petrol?
16:41All right, keep your shirt on.
16:42We've got another can in the bank.
16:43Well, hop out and get it.
16:44Go on.
16:48Come on.
16:50Come on.
16:52Oh, wait a minute.
17:00What's that noise?
17:01It's the radio.
17:02I turned it on.
17:02May as well have a bit of music.
17:03Yeah, music?
17:04I mean, I think we've got enough on our minds, having to listen to that rubbish.
17:08Oh, steady on there.
17:09You'll make me spill it.
17:10Well, why don't you use a funnel?
17:11I haven't got a funnel.
17:12Well, use a bit of imagination.
17:14Here.
17:17Here, I'll use that.
17:18All right.
17:22Moving all police patrols.
17:23Who said that?
17:24Hey, that's a police message.
17:26Keep watch for and stop Black Morris Tourer number FN8429.
17:33Believe travelling towards London.
17:35Oh, London Road.
17:36That's this road.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Hey, if we keep our eyes open, we might catch them as well, eh?
17:39Yes.
17:39Yes.
17:40Yes.
17:40I will repeat that.
17:42Car number FN8429.
17:45You get that number?
17:46Got it.
17:47We've had it all the time.
17:49Well, here.
17:50Oh.
17:51Well, I wonder what they want us for.
17:53Probably they've heard about old Joe's grandmother.
17:55The car is driven by three wanted policemen.
17:57Wait.
17:58Their arrest is essential.
18:00Oh, dear.
18:01I will repeat that.
18:02Oh, don't bother.
18:02We heard you the first time.
18:03Psyche, innit?
18:04Get out of the way.
18:05We don't use this car because they know it, you see.
18:07So we shove it down the side road.
18:09Then get a lift from somebody.
18:10Go on.
18:10What's the matter?
18:10Go on, off you go.
18:11Go on.
18:11I'll steer it.
18:12Go on.
18:13Shove off.
18:20Hey, look.
18:21They're coming.
18:22Well, let's stop it.
18:23Go on.
18:23Keep an eye on it.
18:24All right, quick.
18:31What have you got in that tin?
18:33Only milk, sir.
18:35Milk?
18:36Oh, this time of the morning?
18:37I was delivered this time, sir.
18:40Oh, well, it looks highly suspicious to me.
18:42And to me.
18:43Me too.
18:45Where's your milk book?
18:46My what, sir?
18:47Your mail book.
18:48You know, the book you put your milk in.
18:49I haven't got one, sir.
18:51Oh.
18:52He hasn't got a mail book.
18:54Well, you can't go round the country milking without a milk book.
18:56You go and get one immediately.
18:57Yes, sir.
18:58No, no, no.
18:59Leave your bicycle where it is.
19:00We'll look after that.
19:02Go on, off you go.
19:02Run all the way.
19:03Shall we question the driver?
19:05No, we haven't time for that.
19:06Get in front of it.
19:06Right, sir.
19:33There they are.
19:34Let's go, Louie.
19:35Let's see the tail light.
19:36Open up the throttle.
19:37We'll never catch them at this speed.
19:38Now take your beard out of the milk.
19:39Louie, I only said stop.
19:40Put the brakes on.
19:41I've got them on.
19:42Now throw her up.
19:43Come on.
19:44Put your feet on the ground.
19:45I'm coming.
19:46Look out.
19:47Oh, my dear.
19:48Oh, my dear.
19:49Oh, my dear.
19:50Oh.
19:51Oh.
19:52Tell me what you've done.
19:53What I've done?
19:54What I've done?
19:55What I've done?
19:56What I've done?
19:57What I've done?
19:58What I've done?
19:59What I've done?
20:00What I've done?
20:01What I've done?
20:02What I've done?
20:03Tell me what you've done.
20:04Well, it was your fault messing about with the handle bar.
20:05Here, here, here.
20:06What's the idea?
20:07Can't you see the signal?
20:08This'll cost you something.
20:09I'll report you.
20:10I'll report you.
20:11See if I don't.
20:12Tell me more about this.
20:13Hey, look.
20:14Let's knock off this van.
20:15Yeah, we can't go about knocking off people's property.
20:16Besides, there may be somebody in it.
20:17You're right.
20:18Well, get in there.
20:19What are you arguing about?
20:20Come on.
20:22Hey, hey!
20:23Hi!
20:24Hey, I heard there was already in this.
20:25Well, I didn't see anyone.
20:27Oh, here's a bit of fun.
20:30We're on a coffee store.
20:31Beef coffee store?
20:32Where?
20:33Where we at?
20:34I'm going to climb round and see if I can find any port 50.
20:47Hey, we've got to catch that lorry.
20:49Don't try to worry about pork pies.
20:52Say it now, lorry.
20:55Hey, there's a van tailing us, and it's
20:57got three coppers in it.
21:00Behind me.
21:01He's done it.
21:02We'll take that next turning down to the left.
21:04We'll check him off.
21:05All right, we'll hold tight.
21:11Come on, back up a bit.
21:12Back up.
21:13I mean, they can't get away with that.
21:14They didn't even put any time down.
21:17Checking him off yet?
21:20No.
21:21They're still after us.
21:23All right, I'll tell you later.
21:25Hey.
21:26Left honey?
21:27Gone.
21:28Where have you been gone?
21:29I've left the road.
21:30Where have you been gone?
21:31Driven up a tree?
21:32They say you were following something that ain't there.
21:34Now, let's get inside and have a good go out, eh?
21:36Maybe that wanted car will come by.
21:38What wanted car?
21:39You know, the one they spoke of.
21:40The one that's been following us.
21:41The one that's been following us?
21:42The one that's been following us.
21:43The one that's been following us.
21:44The one that's been following us.
21:46You know, the one they spoke of over the wireless.
21:47FN 8429.
21:48FN 8429.
21:49I mean, that's our own car, isn't it?
21:51Remember we shoved it up a side road?
21:53FN 8429.
21:54If you don't shut up, you'll be R.I.P. 82.
21:57Go on, Albert.
21:58I'm telling you, aren't I?
22:12Hey.
22:13Wake up.
22:14Wake up.
22:16Oh.
22:17There you are.
22:18You've ditched this now.
22:19Clever, aren't you?
22:20I was driving all right while I was asleep.
22:22It's you waking me up.
22:23You're having a bit of bad luck, aren't you?
22:25Bad luck?
22:26I'm chained to it.
22:31How much longer are you going to be?
22:32OK, boss.
22:33We're all set now.
22:34All right.
22:35Hey.
22:36Hey.
22:37Hey.
22:38Hey.
22:39Hey.
22:40Hey.
22:41Hey.
22:42Hey.
22:43Hey.
22:44Hey.
22:46Hey.
22:47They're down early.
22:48Look.
22:49Come on.
22:50Woo.
23:15Hey, can't you give me a bit more room? I've never told one of these things before.
23:22Well, I can't help it. This wasn't made for three people.
23:24It wasn't made for one your size.
23:34There's a bus spotting us now.
23:39Scotty's done foot again.
23:46The stolen bus has just come by. Heading for the Weybridge Road.
23:50Calling all cars.
23:51Plenty of boats seen in Weybridge District. Proceed to that area.
24:05That's the rate of the bus coming here about this.
24:06They never stop at the alteration station.
24:08They queue up and then they run like crazy.
24:15Oh, go on. There's a green light.
24:17I know, I know. I'm not colour blind. The bus won't stop.
24:19I know what's wrong.
24:20What?
24:21We haven't rang the bell.
24:22Haven't rung the bell.
24:35Move on there.
24:36Shut up. I've got to get back to the road with you after.
24:38What's he playing at?
24:41Get out of here.
24:42Hey, what are you doing?
24:46Why?
24:47What's the matter? Somebody behind us?
24:49Someone behind us.
24:50We've got to pull out.
24:51Yeah, ain't we?
24:54Hey, where did all those people come from?
24:56They got on when we stopped.
24:58Well, now they're on, they can stay on.
25:02Wait for that conductor to come down.
25:03I'll lodge a complaint about this.
25:16Yeah, police.
25:17What am I doing? Stop?
25:18No. Turn left.
25:46Come on.
25:50Come on.
25:51You've got to be faster.
25:52Look, you're on the wrong side.
25:53I think it's all right if you're going to speak like that.
25:55Anybody think it was a race?
25:58I mean, you're right.
25:59It is the right side.
26:05There's more cars coming.
26:07There he is.
26:08Oh, there he is.
26:16Look out there, there's a lorry.
26:19Speed it over.
26:20Stop there, stop.
26:21Stop, please.
26:37No, you had a nice lap around, now you're for it.
26:39Hey, it's not us you want, it's him.
26:41Hey, don't let him get away.
26:49Oh, no, you don't.
26:50Get those three cars at once.
26:51No, no, it's not me.
26:53This is the man you want.
26:54Yes.
26:55Now, it's full of, full of bandits.
26:57Right, right, there they are.
26:58Get on, now.
26:59He's running all over the track.
27:00Fantastic.
27:01Are you choosing me as president?
27:03Yes, I am.
27:04Well, it's outrageous.
27:05You're the smuggler, and you know it.
27:06That's a fib.
27:07But he's always telling fibs.
27:08Shut up, you.
27:09I've seen you before somewhere, haven't I?
27:12No.
27:13That's another fib, and I can prove it, too.
27:14You remember the day when I knocked you on the head,
27:16and kidded you you'd run your car into a shop window?
27:18Well, this is the fellow that came and backed us up
27:20and said it was an accident.
27:21So you admitted to it, you flaggard.
27:23Yes, but look what we've done.
27:24See, he's caught the smugglers and everything.
27:25Arrest a lot of them.
27:26Hey, wait a minute.
27:27Didn't you tell me to get out?
27:28I told you.
27:29Well, hold.
27:30Hey, wait a minute.
27:31Didn't you tell me to get out?
27:32I told you.
27:33Well, hold.